My First Conlang - How NOT to Make a Language

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  • A reflection on the first conlang I ever made, why it was so terrible, and how you can avoid the mistakes I made.
    I can't believe I actually went through with this...

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  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4393

    "I needed AT LEAST as many cases as Finnish." - said no one else, ever. Not even Finns.

    • @olegmedvedev3879
      @olegmedvedev3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Except for Hungarians

    • @SocialistFinn1
      @SocialistFinn1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Hungarian has a few more than Finnish, believe it or not

    • @thepsychocyborg9278
      @thepsychocyborg9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *I said, someone who's basing their main conlang's verb conjugation on Finnish's

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thepsychocyborg9278 RIP you

    • @schizoidforjesus
      @schizoidforjesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@guruchintanan5686 Finnish has 15 cases, while Estonian has 14.

  • @Cheesypotato57
    @Cheesypotato57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3241

    "I didn't even know how the IPA worked at the time."
    Me, who doesn't know how the IPA works: "Rookie mistake."

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Me looking back at my first language ... only 3 letters are defined, the rest are "assumed". Thanks past me.

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm still only just figuring that out

    • @crow7137
      @crow7137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What is ipa? Idk. But that was a foreseeable mistake of you.

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@crow7137 International phonetic alphabet

    • @tj-co9go
      @tj-co9go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Imagine speaking a language for which you need a special alphabet to describe the sounds phonetically, instead of denoting the sounds with simple and unambigous letters and letter combinations in the writing of the language itself.
      This post was made by the phonetic writing system languages gang
      It didn't even cross my mind I would make a non-phonetic writing system. Actually I learned IPA at elementary school just to learn to pronounce English, for fuck's sake. Yes, it was a compulsory part of education, every word had an IPA transcription next to it so we could pronounce it. In Swedish, German and French too. Though it wasn't referred to as IPA and I don't know why, probably because it wasn't scientifically exact. But when I later heard about IPA I went in my head "oh it is this school book pronounciation guide" So for me that is just ridiculous oversight.

  • @Cryogenius333
    @Cryogenius333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    Bibliaridion: Designs a language nobody can translate
    *The US military would like to know your location*

    • @ferencgazdag1406
      @ferencgazdag1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Why can't I like twice?

    • @Kareltiv
      @Kareltiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Too bad they won't be able to speak it either

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      “Design a language impossible to translate and use it to tell us where the things you stole are!” - an inaccurate quote from xkcd’s Good Cop, Dadaist Cop

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the People's Liberation Army of China!

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *Navajo intensifies*

  • @yodef6828
    @yodef6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3352

    Biblaridion: *Doesn't want his language to sound weird*
    Biblaridion: Basically puts all other weird stuff he finds

    • @dmc-12delorean28
      @dmc-12delorean28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      adds /ɹ/ lmao

    • @midloran
      @midloran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh same

    • @asloii_1749
      @asloii_1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dmc-12delorean28 /ɹ/ is great

    • @shaftnovakoski6017
      @shaftnovakoski6017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Also putting two of the rarest sounds on earth

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@asloii_1749 It's a great sound, but a weird sound nevertheless.

  • @Mato42
    @Mato42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8969

    There is a parallel universe somewhere, where he does not delete the file, and Thandian becomes an international auxilliary language in about 500 years.

    • @benheinz8817
      @benheinz8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Oh god no.

    • @zeronothinghere9334
      @zeronothinghere9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      oh god

    • @aramkaizer7903
      @aramkaizer7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      It would drop 90% of its features

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@aramkaizer7903 Lmao

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@aramkaizer7903 I bet it would become like Esperanto with only 10 grammar rules or something

  • @Smonserratm
    @Smonserratm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2832

    "I'm gonna simplify Latin"
    *5 months later
    "Alright, I'm gonna add unique features of Comanche in my language"

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance ปีที่แล้ว +96

      “I’m gonna simplify Latin”
      *some time later*
      How ´bout I chuck in some TURKISH and FINNISH… Also COMANCHE and GEORGIAN would be nice… wait what was I doing again

    • @foxjonesofficial
      @foxjonesofficial ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HOW THERES ONYL 1 REPLY AND 1.7K LIKESSS

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ ปีที่แล้ว +14

      literally me, three months ago my language was an alphabet and literally greek mixed with with latin.
      and now i turned it into an abjad

    • @shan_masala90
      @shan_masala90 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ballin4Vengeance people trying to make Urdu:

    • @KimDare75
      @KimDare75 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *begins disentangling space and time, referencing all possessive things _at least_ twice, continues to write the theory of everything into every single word and so on

  • @putmeinacoffin.6303
    @putmeinacoffin.6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    We once had to analyse a book in class, and this one girl counted every single noun, verb and adjective, because she thought that the amount of each type of word had a deeper meaning within the storyline.
    I feel a similar energy with this video.

    • @candlespotlight
      @candlespotlight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      LOLL

    • @dragonfruitreal
      @dragonfruitreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      this just scrambled the shit out of my brain

    • @darkstarr984
      @darkstarr984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      That poor girl.

    • @aspol12
      @aspol12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      sounds like me overthinking things

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff ปีที่แล้ว +127

      But did she also count the other types of speech, like pronouns, numerals, conjunctions, adpositions, interjections, ...? Or did she just assume everything would fit into those three categories, like some people do? That would be kinda funny.

  • @niky6266
    @niky6266 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I LOVE horrible conlangs. They're chaotic, unpredictable, unapologetically complex... love it

    • @elaqgarahulelpon1479
      @elaqgarahulelpon1479 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      My brain begs me to try and reconstruct thandian from the examples in the video.

    • @niky6266
      @niky6266 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@elaqgarahulelpon1479 it would be so cool!!

    • @zachmoring284
      @zachmoring284 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It gives me the same joy as looking at peoples' high school OCs. Pure joy

    • @roo.pzz4380
      @roo.pzz4380 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it’s funny to know people will look at it and get extremely confused

    • @idle_speculation
      @idle_speculation 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ithkuil moment

  • @emerald3616
    @emerald3616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10182

    Me, who knows nothing about conlangs or how language works:
    "Ah yes, a foolish mistake indeed!"

    • @Alche_mist
      @Alche_mist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      I know nothing about the topic either and yes, even I could spot the bloatyness.

    • @markmayonnaise1163
      @markmayonnaise1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      hahahaha, hope you're having fun visiting our little rabbithole

    • @philiphunt-bull5817
      @philiphunt-bull5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@markmayonnaise1163 I am, at least.

    • @fleshypileofcells
      @fleshypileofcells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I was just thinking it sounds like English

    • @larkito3279
      @larkito3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      why is this so funny lmao

  • @PixelBytesPixelArtist
    @PixelBytesPixelArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5112

    How not to make a conlang:
    Dont take English and make the letters look different

    • @shadow_of_thoth
      @shadow_of_thoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Buhtt... waiy nahtt?

    • @thallan
      @thallan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Eh, that works if it's just a written lang.

    • @serglian8558
      @serglian8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Уе хав сирилик фор твит

    • @roshibomb4247
      @roshibomb4247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      So.. basically a weird font?

    • @ThatBrubakerFellow
      @ThatBrubakerFellow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Whathe dothi ith mather ifith Ee changeth thee spelli Fu mineth spreetch.

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Instructions unclear, created a creepy version of Latin.

    • @venicedamexican5783
      @venicedamexican5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Please show me

    • @AlexRobloxBB
      @AlexRobloxBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Emas, siht sdnuos desruc.

    • @LPPB
      @LPPB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AlexRobloxBB Hsilgne sdrawkcab tsuj staht "egaugnal" a htiw pu gnimoc rof suineg a ekil leef uoy nehw

    • @AlexRobloxBB
      @AlexRobloxBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      English backwards just thats "language" a with up coming for genius a like feel you when

    • @AlexRobloxBB
      @AlexRobloxBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LPPB ok I just translated that and it makes no sense

  • @ekuu8918
    @ekuu8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    What I expected: Some tips about common pitfalls that beginning conlangers fall into and how to avoid them.
    What I got: *confused screaming*

  • @HidingFox
    @HidingFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3966

    15 cases and 6 numbers?! So every single noun has 90 possible endings. I clap in linguistical pain to you sir.

    • @Muudge
      @Muudge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @William Holloway yes, like linguistic, but ical. Think of the words fantastic and then fantastical.

    • @moris_tm6670
      @moris_tm6670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I think in spanish we have 8? not entirely sure. thats a lot of posibilities

    • @alfrredd
      @alfrredd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@moris_tm6670 we don't have cases and only singular and plural for numbers. What we do have is 17 verb tenses: ibb.co/z5QBVM3

    • @iosusito5683
      @iosusito5683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@alfrredd you forget the progressive forms with "estar", like "estoy comiendo". Counting these I think there are around 30 hahahaha

    • @alfrredd
      @alfrredd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@iosusito5683 17 formas personales (que se conjugan) y dos : gerundio (comiendo) y participio (comido) que no son personales (no admiten conjugación)

  • @user-yg4en5mv2j
    @user-yg4en5mv2j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    How *NOT* to make a language: Don't take Esperanto and rename it.

    • @serglian8558
      @serglian8558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      New language: Esperanti! O's are switched with I's and vice-verss

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      If Esperanto is so good then why isn’t there Esperanto 2?

    • @barney1942
      @barney1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Unpopular opinion: Esperanto sounds and looks really ugly.

    • @compressedzipfolder7089
      @compressedzipfolder7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Deez Noots there is. It’s called Ido

    • @janelota8897
      @janelota8897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Deez Noots that does actually exist

  • @Kay-ql2wl
    @Kay-ql2wl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    *Me after binge-watching biblaridion, xidnaf and conlang critic*:
    “You know, I’m something of linguist myself”

  • @albion1877
    @albion1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Imagine an alternate universe where he discovered Tsez while making Thandian

    • @Kareltiv
      @Kareltiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      OH GOD NO

    • @Tzshchsjsjxijyo
      @Tzshchsjsjxijyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dear GOD that would be a nightmare

    • @lowencraft1404
      @lowencraft1404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or Ithquil

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lowencraft1404 *Iţkuil

    • @californium-2526
      @californium-2526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      150 cases has to be a minimum.

  • @jacobperez7329
    @jacobperez7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Addict: "I need my fix!"
    Bib: "I need my affixes!"

    • @default632
      @default632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is too good.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    "Three different terms for good."
    The naturalistic language part of my brain is screaming whilst the part of my brain that wants to be able to describe specific concepts with scientific or philosophical accuracy is applauding.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      That... that is a very small amount of "good" words. Apparently, things can't be exceptional, or awesome, or delightful.

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@PanthereaLeonis True. Even English has an abundance of words for "good", although a general word for "good" would be a good idea.

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Samurott Lol

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@PanthereaLeonis Ι think he means there cannot be many morphemes (ie standalone words that don't derive from anything) that mean good, which seems reasonable. Because exceptional, awesome and delightful are compound words that once broken down you can see they don't mean good literally, but they acquired that meaning through metaphor/association. Also note that they don't mean exactly the same. Each word has a different "punch"

    • @spacecat85
      @spacecat85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im *so* stealing that for an alien auxlang bc it makes a ton of sense for those folks

  • @pale9098
    @pale9098 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Tolkien didn't made a language for his novels, he made some novels to show his languages

  • @Lightman0359
    @Lightman0359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Have you ever tried to make "old Thandian"? As in a fixed version removing all the stuff added by scholars centuries later who tried to re-create it. That could be a cool story for Franken-Thandian, its the extreme version of what they are doing with re-creating Mayan. Except in your case the scholars had no descendants of the native speakers to learn from

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That sounds very cool, actually.

    • @rosefulmadness
      @rosefulmadness ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sorry but is mayan dead? I know multiple friends who speak native languages and even one who's first language is quechua, is the language actually dead or just spoken in small communities? also what type of mayan are we referring to cause like 99% of the time there's regional (and status) variations of a language

    • @Lightman0359
      @Lightman0359 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rosefulmadness I was referring to the version of Mayan from inscriptions, there was a project a few years ago that used native tongues to provide a spoken element to the pictograms. At least according to the documentary [a Nova or NatGeo one], while the pictograms were deciphered a while ago, similar to Ancient Egyptian, there was no direct contemporary pronounciation, so they assigned the translations of the symbols to the closest native spoken words.

    • @l_alphy
      @l_alphy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rosefulmadness Quechua is so far from Mayan you have no idea

  • @Lightchao0
    @Lightchao0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    The moral of the story is, don't go to turkey

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@parthenogenesis. I think it was a joke.

    • @dreamlandtheseconduniverse155
      @dreamlandtheseconduniverse155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      as a Turk I can say we have the word Çekoslovakyalılaştıramadıklarımzdan mısın? Hahahahhahahaha I'm very happy I was born here.

    • @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038
      @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is a fowl place :)

    • @matyasjankudlacek9826
      @matyasjankudlacek9826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dreamlandtheseconduniverse155 Yay, Czechoslovakia!

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im turkish myself. So:
      Yes, just dont.

  • @Flowtail
    @Flowtail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    At first, I was all like "why is the music so spooky?" then i realized it's because of the horror we were about to observe

    • @Jake28
      @Jake28 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL heh haHAHA!

  • @goldfishtsunami3953
    @goldfishtsunami3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I actually created a language a while ago to be used in a fictional setting, as a sacred language for a group of people who valued simplicity. The language currently has about 150 words and is modeled after Swahili. I think what made that so successful for me was the fact that the grammar rules weren’t that rigid, and it ultimately didn’t matter if things weren’t exact, only that the meaning got across. I still have the rough draft, and it will probably become super cringey in a few teases, but I’m still prearranged darn proud of it.

  • @bluetintedchromee3881
    @bluetintedchromee3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "About 4 years ago"
    *shows 2013*
    It was then I realized... this isn't a recent video

  • @greenmario3011
    @greenmario3011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I was reading a story which had an artificial language which was created to be extremely difficult to translate to control information and allow secret communication between leaders by using redundant grammatical and structural features to act as a sort of checksum.
    Good job doing that without trying.

    • @lorieslori8051
      @lorieslori8051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Green Mario What’s the title of this story?

    • @Anonymous-uh2cm
      @Anonymous-uh2cm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What’s it called

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They couldn't have just encrypted it?

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dandanthedandan7558
      Maybe they wrote the messages in the language pre-encryption, as an extra layer of security?

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@IrvingIV that's some super secret you need to hide there. Still tho - double, triple, whatever-le encryption exists which is significantly easier than learning an impossibly complex language.

  • @aclg7087
    @aclg7087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    *your language*
    “hey can i copy your homework?”
    *every other language*
    “ok just dont make it o...”
    *your language*
    “OK THANKS!”

  • @asloii_1749
    @asloii_1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Honestly I could imagine a culture coming up with a writing system that works like that. Not everyone has a great understanding of phonology

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The one who invented Hangul wasn't an expert in phonology, as can be inferred from his calling some vowels yin and other Yang
      He just did it based on his rough analysis (and it isn't really that featural)

  • @Dragoniiia
    @Dragoniiia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Oh but I actually love the idea of natlang using different roots for time and space words. And then build their whole culture about their perception of these two kinds of dimension. Super fascinating!
    Also! Don't be so hard on yourself! I think you first language is actually cute. I mean..
    It's not "good", but you can just feel the innocent enthusiasm of someone who is just learning about languages when looking at it. And I believe that's wonderful! One step closer to perfection

    • @l_alphy
      @l_alphy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That first point is an issue I have with Biblaridion in general. Biblaridion often acts as if it a feature hasn't already occurred in a natlang, it can't occur in a natlang.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Verbs agree with nouns? = Perectly rational
    Adjectives agree with nouns? = Completely irrational!
    The young Biblaridion was an interesting person.

    • @kadenvanciel9335
      @kadenvanciel9335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hello? I think I saw your username somewhere before. Didn't know you were into conlangs.

    • @Thomaas551
      @Thomaas551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kadenvanciel9335 I see this person too, in redlettermedia videos

    • @Motofanable
      @Motofanable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn, my mother language does both

    • @TheGamerHimself85
      @TheGamerHimself85 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Motofanable Deutsch?

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw his username before too, he was on the other comment replying about how he wanted to turn prepositions into cases or smth

  • @Ggdivhjkjl
    @Ggdivhjkjl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    Why did you delete that file? Now how will we ever learn to speak Thandian?

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I mostly just want to observe the train wreck. I'm fairly certain the video maker was completely over reacting. It could prolly be fixed by just adding a love triangle.
      I mean... it sounds like a completely natural language for time travellers to learn.

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@NimhLabs OH FFS LOL

    • @Ptaku93
      @Ptaku93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      we need Thandian to be the proto-lang for the next 8-episode long series of videos depicting in detail how to create the whole language tree

    • @CompactStar
      @CompactStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It could be in his recently deleted, ask him to restore it.

    • @okovermekeamglight4563
      @okovermekeamglight4563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanna learn Thandian too

  • @Sacoglossa
    @Sacoglossa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Y'all the first language I ever had any success in learning was Japanese, which I'm working on to this day, but what that means in terms of conlangs is that I consistently forget that not every SOV language uses particles and that no, I don't have to have ridiculous amounts of variations and conjugations. Just because Japanese does it does NOT mean I should.

    • @warau242
      @warau242 หลายเดือนก่อน

      まだ勉強しているの?日本語の勉強はどうですか😮

    • @Sacoglossa
      @Sacoglossa หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@warau242 はい、まだ勉強しています。このコメントについて忘れました。お久しぶりですね。半年前からクラスに通い始めたの前に、たいてい辞書のアップを使たりTH-camの動画を見たりしていました。しかし、しばしば練習しなかったから、まだとても上手じゃないだ。

    • @Sacoglossa
      @Sacoglossa หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@warau242 I can answer more in depth in English, but I have a hard time with details in Japanese. To be honest, what you're doing now, practicing with what you have when you get the chance to online and such is very useful. The more you use the language, the more familiar you get with it. To do lists, shopping lists, talking to yourself, ordering coffee from no one while you fold laundry, whatever gives you a chance to practice.

  • @surgeland9084
    @surgeland9084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My internal linguistics brain was like "ffs! use "dh" for [ð]!" and then I realized I said it aloud and no one knew what I was talking about and I looked like a crazy person.

    • @battotaiguy69
      @battotaiguy69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      dh = [ð]? Perfectly normal

    • @surgeland9084
      @surgeland9084 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@battotaiguy69 Works fine for Albanian.

  • @johnhooyer3101
    @johnhooyer3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    If you're making a language that's supposed to be naturalistic, the important thing to bear in mind is the culture and identity of the people you're creating it for. Always let that sense of culture dictate what features do and don't go into your language.

    • @tasse0599
      @tasse0599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      e. g. ...?

    • @johnhooyer3101
      @johnhooyer3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@tasse0599 Probably the most common way in which culture influences language is in formal speech. There may or may not be formal pronouns, but beyond that, you want to take into account how the language can encompass a vocabulary that both matches the speech patterns of the educated and the speech patterns of the less educated. The culture within a language also influences how it appropriates other languages that it comes in contact with. Some loan words can be considered academic, but others vulgar; when words are loaned, what is the strategy for accommodating them to their own language? It spelling kept, but pronunciation nativized? Is pronunciation kept, but spelling nativized?

    • @johnhooyer3101
      @johnhooyer3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@tasse0599 To use a specific example of one of my conlangs, though, there is one language in which there are several gods. Each noun is gendered after a patron God. Culture definitely plays a role in how gender categories are perceived. I'm also trying to develop a language and grammar around the idea that its speakers talk over each other instead of waiting turns. It's kind of hard to figure out, but I hope to find the math behind simultaneous two-way communication.

    • @johnhooyer3101
      @johnhooyer3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@tasse0599 Other things that can affect a language:
      1) Cultural fondness of poetry (can lead to vowel harmony)
      2) Cultural prevalence of memorized oral tradition.
      3) Cultural acceptance of non-verbal expressiveness (can lead to less grammar and more contextual communication)
      4) Importance of animals (can lead to animate nouns being treated differently than inanimate nouns, such as in Dothraki).
      5) Literacy rates
      6) Outlook on time
      7) Musical style and convention.

    • @jordandehart6905
      @jordandehart6905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@tasse0599 Another example of what I think he's getting at is to assign symbolic and cultural meanings to words, even if they don't inherently mean that. A famous IRL example is Aloha in Hawaiian means both "hello" and "goodbye", because of how hard it is to leave for good when you live on a small island.

  • @NativLang
    @NativLang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    Karthin! (??) Might be cringey to look back on your own handiwork, but for me it was a fun showcase of exactly why some of us return to language building over the years - creatively exploring how linguistic features work together.

    • @Biblaridion
      @Biblaridion  5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      NitavLang himself! Yeah, as terrible as Thandian was, it was the initial satisfaction I got out of making it that got me into linguistics in the first place, so I guess that was a positive outcome.

    • @xmvziron
      @xmvziron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It's God himself.

    • @ivangilepo8549
      @ivangilepo8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ozh icha gluth izh sol!

    • @theron8967
      @theron8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Biblaridion upload thandian pls. Theres other people who want it dude. Just scroll up/down to see

    • @sharoneisenberg2274
      @sharoneisenberg2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      NativLang, could you do a language showcase on Thandian? Like for April Fools or something

  • @hatsuneminion8087
    @hatsuneminion8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:39 is nobody gonna talk about how it says
    *" cotact us "*

  • @johnallegood4469
    @johnallegood4469 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think my favorite part is that every individual aspect of the language, or even any given group of aspects, could reasonably arise in some form in a naturalistic language. The issue when creating a naturalistic language is treating these concepts like lego bricks that you can stick together however you want

    • @johnallegood4469
      @johnallegood4469 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Each of these aspects arise by linguistic evolution out of necessity and convenience, and interact and shape each other during this process.

  • @hyysonin
    @hyysonin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    **ends up making a language**

    • @Dorumin
      @Dorumin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ya know, as you do

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I have no idea how TH-cam brought me here... at all...
      but I was already interested in making a language, so I guess it works?

    • @LakeReeder
      @LakeReeder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes...?

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too (😂

  • @JohnSmith-km4sv
    @JohnSmith-km4sv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3060

    So, you basically invented Hungarian?

    • @benedekhorvath7191
      @benedekhorvath7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Hungarian has quite a different phonology.

    • @djdio3318
      @djdio3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      John Smith
      Hungarian is pretty hard

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      LMAO

    • @Jenns228
      @Jenns228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I'm hungarian and I can't even speak it properly, yet I live in hungary.

    • @OneCatholicSpeaks
      @OneCatholicSpeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I wonder how Hungarian matches up to Polish. Tolkien (a seasoned linguist) reputedly said that he thought Polish was an extremely hard language to understand.

  • @MiyuwiTV
    @MiyuwiTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When I first decided I wanted to create a language, I literally didn't even know conlanging existed. I literally just took a list of all the words in english and assigned gibberish words to each of them. After, I wanted to make a bunch of symbols, so I tried to get all the phononems and dipthongs and sounds and make symbols for each of them. Then I made the word alpha have the symbol for alpha, and so on, and then on. I didn't know the IPA existed and just tried to figure out the different sounds in english. On the web it said there were 44 phononems and there were also mixtures of these so I tried to make symbols for each of these. I also made each astronomical thing have a symbol, like for example capricorn would have a capricorn symbol. I tried to split up c into two different sounds and change u and do a bunch of other weird things. It was really really dumb. I saw some simple things on the web about how to make a language. It was really basic and barely talked about all the complicated things that go into a language. And then I saw Artefexian's series and watched it, and I realized making a language was much more complicated than I thought. When this video first popped up, I said to myself that I liked Artefexian and shouldn't watch all these "weird" other people. And then Biblaridion popped up in one of Artefexian's videos so I decided to watch this video.

  • @yodef6828
    @yodef6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    English speakers: *Have troubles understanding phonetics*
    Spanish speakers: *Laughs in always having the same sound for each letter*

    • @pfysche2283
      @pfysche2283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can't be pronounced as either /k/ or /θ/ (or /s/ in dialects with seseo) ?
      Still though, us Turkish speakers are laughing along, English orthography really is just ridiculous.

    • @ericwilliams1832
      @ericwilliams1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pfysche2283 ghoti

    • @alzbetanagyova4015
      @alzbetanagyova4015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, try Slovak, but de, te, ne, le, di, ti, ni, li, will be kinda confusing because its soft but not with y, and also maybe spodobovanie? for example sometimes t sounds like d (Who-> Kto? - > "Kdo?") for better pronounciation. Or b to p

    • @that_orange_hat
      @that_orange_hat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well not really. off the top of my head, c and g have two separate pronunciations each in spanish

    • @alexandernyberg8668
      @alexandernyberg8668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except for c being hard or soft; b, d and g sometimes being fricatives and sometimes being stops; ll and y both being /j/; and h being silent

  • @darkwingduke1631
    @darkwingduke1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    I feel like you were so caught up in making a cool and complex language you lost sight of the point of language, to easily transmit knowledge. Once you hit a certain point it just becomes confusing as hell

    • @matthewhemmings2464
      @matthewhemmings2464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There’s also the point that the way a language is spoken and the way it is written can be extremely different, and sometimes be 2 completely different languages.
      I don’t know that many languages, but I know French is very different when spoken or when written.

    • @unfetteredparacosmian
      @unfetteredparacosmian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matthewhemmings2464 I've heard that's nothing compared to Arabic

    • @omarradaro8379
      @omarradaro8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@unfetteredparacosmian That is not right, there are "Fus-ha" which is the official Arabic language, by which Quran is written, and the is "Aamia" or "Darija", which is the language spoken in different Arabian countries, (each country has its distinct Aamia). This difference between “Fu-sha” and “Aamia” is way larger than the difference between formal and informal English or different accents in English. Some of the versions of Aamia have an entirely different grammatical structure than “Fusha”, and some differences in pronunciation. Other than “Fus-ha” and “Aamia”, Arabic Language has a very consistent system pf pronunciation, in other words, Arabic is spoken almost exactly the way is written. In English for example, you cannot know for sure the actual pronunciation of a word unless you see how it's pronounced in a dictionary, (“have” should be pronounced similar to “save”).also since there are a lot of ways to pronounce the same thing like (write, right, rite) that make it harder to write the word you have heard (of course new words) because it can be written in many ways, nothing like that in Arabic. Also, there are many words in English that contain silent letters. There is a rule dictates when the “Lam” letter is silent and when not. I don’t want to dive into the details, but I want to say that Arabic is very straightforward in this aspect, what makes it hard is its grammar rules.

    • @tj-co9go
      @tj-co9go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A good rule of thumb is that would you need to remember all the features you introduce to the language, and be able apply them to any word. If you can't remember it is not worth it. It also needs to sound beautiful at all times, or according to your criteria of sound you want to achieve. Though failing that isn't too bad, English is a very ugly language
      Don't go much more complicated than Finnish, Estonian or Latin. They are the most complicated real life languages I know. When introducing case system don't introduce classes or exceptions just for the sake of it, make them when the language demands it.
      But I wouldn't recreate Hungarian in conlang because that would be a huge mistake. Even if it is real. Too complicated.

    • @yourowndealer
      @yourowndealer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omarradaro8379
      Arabic doesn't write vowels and that's painful for learners.
      Why can't the diacritics be used everywhere? That would be so much convenient, only some ink will be wasted right?
      To read Arabic, you have to have a great knowledge in the language and a great guessing ability and to read English you need to know it's history.

  • @sirtintly390
    @sirtintly390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I have no idea what a Conlang is but I'm just over here like "hmm yes indeed that is correct."

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Constructed language :)

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its where you create a language with (hopefully) original grammar and sounds. its quite a niche subject what with how 'specialistic' it is

    • @russellbaker7026
      @russellbaker7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hey, that's how i learned about this linguistics stuff. . . literally just trial and error.

  • @andrewmat
    @andrewmat ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One thing to note is that even though the final result was not something that you're proud of, it served the purpose of learning. It made you excited to learn a lot about new things, apply them, and open the possibilities to make a mess and discover. If you want to learn something, I think this approach is the best one

  • @foxfriendly5337
    @foxfriendly5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is my first introduction to conlangs and I'm just sitting here like: Oh no! A rookie mistake! One of the classic blunders!

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    All in all, remember that language has two main goals:
    • _To make it easy to tell information_ (includes speaking and writing sentences)
    • _To make it easy to understand information_ (includes reading and hearing sentences, along with differentiating words/phrases from each other)
    If your language is hard on either end, then it needs revisions. A good language has at least some sort of a balance between the two.

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Unless your point/goal is neither. You could, in theory, create a world where the military of a country decided to make a super complex language instead of a code/cipher just to avoid any enemy country from understanding messages should the enemy intercept said message or some other convoluted reason. But if you're going for a language that would be used in a world for everyday speech or was once used for such a purpose, yes, make it easy for someone to encode and decode information via that language.

    • @zelda_smile
      @zelda_smile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@moondust2365 what if thandian was secretly made for the military?

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zelda_smile Oooh! That'd be nice XD

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@zelda_smile THe Thandian Army

    • @combat_tournament
      @combat_tournament 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@masicbemester good one :)

  • @vinny9868
    @vinny9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    "So it was one to one with Latin"
    "That's not so ba-"
    "Well I guess I'll throw that in, too"
    "I don't know about this..."
    "Phonology. It's English."
    "Now you're pushing it..."
    "U is oo, eI is ã"
    "Dear god."
    "No grammatical gender. But literally has everything else that most people never heard of"
    "You're killing me."
    "A ton of cases"
    "Stop my head hurts"

    • @thomasjenkins5727
      @thomasjenkins5727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My reaction exactly.

    • @HoneydewBeach
      @HoneydewBeach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If it was less anglo-centric in the romanization, it would actually be better than my second conlang

    • @yeetyeet-jb6nc
      @yeetyeet-jb6nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Y. 2.0

    • @itsafake3462
      @itsafake3462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sea Shell this, is a bucket.
      Dear God...

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "No grammatical gender. But literally has everything else that most people never heard of"
      That's actually based

  • @Mel-zs5wb
    @Mel-zs5wb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:24 Italian actually has this exact feature! we have "bravo" for expressing skill (Im good at this) "bene" for saying well (I'm doing good) or good as a noun (the good in the world), and "buono" meaning a morally good person or a good food

  • @DasFuuk
    @DasFuuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Should have watched this when I tried to make up a language when I was 5

  • @swagdog100
    @swagdog100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    "my own language"
    *expecting English*
    "Latin"
    so you didn't do English in school?

    • @rodriados
      @rodriados 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Jone Tokaye That's almost exactly what I did with mine... The main difference is that I based it off of Portuguese, which is my main language, and simply removed those things I find annoying such as verb conjugations, genders, verbal concordance and grammatical cases whatsoever (even though Portuguese has none). Then I created new vocabulary and that was it hahaha.

    • @barney1942
      @barney1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That’s not what he said, no? He said he’d learnt Latin on a technical level. On my first day in Canada I was also surprised at the utter lack of awareness of their own language’s mechanics and grammar.
      Oh well.

    • @rodriados
      @rodriados 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@barney1942 Well, you'll probably have the same experience everywhere you go

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      > _"so you didn't do English in school?"_
      It's true that most people tend to use English as their base if that's their native language. But if a conlanger does know a second languge well, like he knew Latin. Then using the second language as a base becomes more common ... in my experience.

    • @ajavisk
      @ajavisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rodriados Did it work? I am also creating a conlang based on the features I like in portuguese but now it does not resemble anything in portuguese grammar at all

  • @gacorley
    @gacorley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Aw, don't delete it. I never look at Yeltax anymore, but it's still around if I want to check in on it.
    Anyway, I'm surprised you didn't learn Turkish and say "I must have vowel harmony", but it sounds like you're not nearly as phonology focused as I am.

    • @Biblaridion
      @Biblaridion  5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Holy crap, it's George Corley!
      I certainly didn't care about phonology at the time, at least not beyond a couple of bare-bones phonoesthetic choices. When I first learned about vowel harmony, I just thought it was confusing and annoying, but now that I actually know stuff about phonology I think it's awesome. These days I put way more thought into phonology than I used to.
      By the way, Conlangery really helped me substantially improve the quality my conlangs, so thanks very much for that.

    • @theron8967
      @theron8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Biblaridion can u pls upload thandian? Some1 in the comments said u can recover it with some aoftware if it isnt overwritten. Pls upload it we want thandian NOW!!!! :((((((((((

    • @californium-2526
      @californium-2526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought of some other features that'd make the languages more hellish: Nasal harmony (Guarani) and consonantal harmony (can be found in other languages).

  • @cryogenical_
    @cryogenical_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I find it incredibly entertaining to hear you go on about adding about 6 features every time, me going 'that's not too terrible', and then you showing the 21 other features you added on top of those.

  • @thetherrannative
    @thetherrannative ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've been making conlangs for quite a while now, closing in on a decade, and I only have one that I'm really, really proud of. And just to prove that it can pass for a real language, I've actually been teaching myself to read and write it. All I have to do is look up roots I don't know and I can construct a solid simple or compound sentence. I'm still working on how to make complex statements, and temporal and spatial references are something I'm struggling to get hold of (as I haven't given them nearly enough thought), but all in all I think it's pretty decent so far.

  • @namala3009
    @namala3009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    Ooooohhhhh so that's how English was made.

    • @marbleswan6664
      @marbleswan6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Lucius Cabeza The bird This but the only consistent thing is the lack of consistency

    • @sharmintareque
      @sharmintareque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      novanoprod that’s because you already know it, pretty sure it’s hard for people who don’t speak english

    • @ukraine4588
      @ukraine4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Да сука

    • @theron8967
      @theron8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Capade u have an advantage. Ur west germanic like them. Im south slav and for the rest. Sure is hard asf. Not 4 me. Xd

    • @theron8967
      @theron8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Capade yeah it has eazy grammar i was talking about its spelling. Which i see y ppl fail it hard. Its inconsistent and makes no sense

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Hey, at least you didn’t include every single consonant and 6 different ways to pronounce 20 vowels, just because Vietnamese has a lot of vowels.

    • @boaoftheboaians
      @boaoftheboaians 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doesn't Vietnamese only have 12 vowels?

    • @kevinhuynh6565
      @kevinhuynh6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@boaoftheboaians Yes, but then there are the five tones (plus neutral tone, so 6) that turn 12 into 72 different ways to pronounce vowels

    • @ossi_2429
      @ossi_2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Boa of the Boaians I think so, but iirc they distinguish between breathy, creaky, and regular vowels, and also have 6 tones.

    • @TSDT
      @TSDT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a Vietnamese language learner, this is all true. Fortunately the grammar is relatively simple: no verb conjugations; nouns, verbs and adjectives are relatively interchangeable.

    • @kevinhuynh6565
      @kevinhuynh6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TSDT Every word is monosyllabic, as well. Which could be both a good and a bad thing. Simple ideas are just single syllables. Mildy more complicated ideas put multiple words together. Fun fact, the word "cactus" translated literally is "the bone dragon plant"
      Source: I'm Vietnamese. :P

  • @roundninja
    @roundninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This isn't quite as bad as I expected. The part with conjunctive affixes, for example, doesn't seem completely impossible for a real language to evolve over time. A lot of people's first conlang is just "I went into an English dictionary, crossed out every word, and added my own"

  • @susanneszczepanek8357
    @susanneszczepanek8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've once created a language called „saberovian“, with some 20 words, no defined alphabet, phonology or anything else...

    • @ieatdetergentilikethetaste8432
      @ieatdetergentilikethetaste8432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mine was the same, lmao. that's the real first conlang- properly define nothing, just make a couple words so you can go "look i made a language!"

  • @Twas-RightHere
    @Twas-RightHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    I don't understand anything that is being said in this video.
    This is the first time I've even heard the word "conlang".
    I'm not sure how this ended up in my recommended...

    • @doredam8919
      @doredam8919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You're not the only one

    • @LowestofheDead
      @LowestofheDead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      A Conlang is a CONstructed LANguage - a language invented by someone that could feasibly be spoken e.g. Klingon, Dothraki, Esperanto and anything from Lord of the Rings. There are communities online where people create these for aesthetics or just to experiment with linguistics.
      There's a common issue where beginners, ignorant of how languages work outside the ones they speak, create something inefficient, inconsistent or impossible to use as a language. This video is about the author's creation when he was that beginner, and how to avoid it.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@LowestofheDead but how did I end up here is the question

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@LowestofheDead thank you. I hate it when jargon is used without any explanation, especially when it is the central topic of discussion and, as you have shown here, is not hard to explain.

    • @YahyaFalcon
      @YahyaFalcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@edwardblair4096 if you didn't understand any of the jargon then congrats: you're not part of the intended audience, that's not to say your criticism isn't valuable though.

  • @Chocopacotaco1413
    @Chocopacotaco1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    see to me this would be a language for magic. something needlessly complex that requires years of study, nothing is natural and everything must be precise to work properly

    • @Chocopacotaco1413
      @Chocopacotaco1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Andrew Gharibian fair enough but I meant it more seriously. Like why should one assume the words needed to control any one thing would be even remotely like anything else. It could be done comedic but does not have to be.

    • @pfysche2283
      @pfysche2283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's actually a cool idea! Done correctly, it could definitely be interesting.
      It could even include some grammatical features that'd make no sense outside of the context of magic, though I cant think of any examples right now.

    • @newromanianmappernrm4420
      @newromanianmappernrm4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pfysche2283 maybe for signifying the type of magic being used? Ie like "firedu" and "firezu" for a fireball and beam of fire repectively

    • @zs9652
      @zs9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also extremely complex languages could be used by more intelligent beings. Think gods or possibly super AIs.
      You want to convey that they speak in a language far more complex and expressive than normal languages humans are capable of.

    • @pfysche2283
      @pfysche2283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zs9652 Yeah. Such a language might also have no redundancies and no ambiguities. They'd be saying exactly what they meant, no more, no less.

  • @reykjavikingur
    @reykjavikingur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I applaud your willingness to share your early attempts at conlanging despite your embarrassment. My earliest attempts at conlangs (many years ago) are much worse in my opinion than you judged your own. My only saving grace was that I was so disorganized that I never retained any of my notes.

  • @aripocki
    @aripocki ปีที่แล้ว +9

    To me, over-complicated or "wrong" conlangs just imply a very long, weird, intricate, complex history of the language's development.
    Like, why is English the way it is? Because it has roots in a bunch of languages. Why does Thandian have three different ways of meaning the same thing with no discernible correct term? Because it came from proto-Thandian mixed with Old Thandian and High Thandian and its modern speakers use different versions and dialects across the country.
    It can make things really interesting.

  • @theTeslaFalcon
    @theTeslaFalcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    1) I hope you didn't really delete your Thandian file. It's important to see how far you've come & there was a lot of valuable education in it.
    2) I am certainly convinced that you can't make ANY naturalistic anything without wider use. As more people use something, they will (naturally) streamline & clarify it. If u asked native Spanish speakers to translate Spanish into Thandian, they would need the gendered nouns but native English speakers wouldn't. Native Turkish would similarly seek a way to all of their native Turkish stuff in Thandian. In a sense, what you might have been inadvertently creating was a "universal print language" while everyone speaks their own core verbal language like Chinese is.
    3) Action is always driven by belief. Thus the motivation for language evolution & result is caused by evolution in the people's core beliefs. If the people had no belief in the passage of time, only the universality of NOW, they may very well develop a language which lack future AND past tenses. Every statement is "I act". "I eat breakfast." would include all 3:
    "I ate breakfast this morning.
    I will eat breakfast tomorrow.
    I am eating breakfast now." Similarly, there may not be different words for different meals. Instead of saying breakfast, the sentence may simply be "I eat."
    4) I am Groot.
    5) On further consideration, Thandian sounds like the perfect written language for a bloated, corrupt empire who is trying to please everyone under them in the final years before they collapse. The penal code reaches to millions of pages. New laws are hundreds or even thousands. There is no way to not break the law, but there is noone who actually understands the law so no one knows if what you did was illegal or not. Similarly, everyone is adding & bloating the language so fast & fat that there are actually dozens of languages which all happen to use the same glyphs. It's NOT that Thandian was "bad", but it didn't suit your intended purpose. This idea gives it purpose, a new lease on life.
    6) This is the core problem w hobby worldbuilding or worldbuilding without focus on the story. The people who speak & use the language shape the grammer & usage much more than the rules do. You Grok?

    • @somespeciesofpenguin
      @somespeciesofpenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bills in the US are frequently 1000+ pages already. That's not uncommon in countroes with traditions of code law.

    • @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus
      @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The idea with the bloated empire using a bloated language is really good! Especially when you are making a conlang for a larger worldbuilding project, the language should primarily serve the world as a whole.

    • @ieatdetergentilikethetaste8432
      @ieatdetergentilikethetaste8432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somespeciesofpenguin the obvious conclusion is that the US is that bloated corrupt empire

    • @celestesimulator6539
      @celestesimulator6539 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think the whole point of this video is to document it in a less embarrassing way

  • @choccomoke9234
    @choccomoke9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    In my D&D game world I had made the bare essentials for a dozen or so conlangs and gave the ones known to my players, for example the Dwarf of the party got Dwarvish/Dweorgumal pages of a dictionary and some common sentences. If they wanted to say something in dwarvish to a stronger effect, for example to threaten another dwarf-speaker, they could actually try and wrangle the words into something and I'd usually give them advantage on the intimidation for the effort.
    The languages themselves would be developed on my own time though their psuedo-forms would be used by the players -- that way I could focus more on the other aspects of world-building while content with the languages I had.

    • @Biblaridion
      @Biblaridion  5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's a pretty damn good way of going about it. I think it's actually kind of difficult to incorporate a conlang into a game world beyond just names for places and people and maybe some magical incantations, but that's a very cool way to make a conlang more relevant to the game.

    • @choccomoke9234
      @choccomoke9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Biblaridion Thanks and I thought so too, by doing it this way player characters can also understand the names of in game elements without having to be told explicitly, allowing them to arrive on to deeper meanings organically.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats neat. No sarcasm

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Always promote players incentive!

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reinhartarts1957 That's not neat. Sarcasm. Dwarvish dwarvish haha.

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I didn't even include rules for defining syllable shapes or phonotactics"
    Me who doesn't know what either of those are: Yeah, that's a crucial step right there

  • @ccvcharger
    @ccvcharger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah yes, The Silmarillion. The book that has sent far too many conlangers down this hellish rabbit hole.

  • @drawntoicehockey
    @drawntoicehockey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Welsh: * Has 2 dental fricatives *
    Welsh: Newn ni alw'r un lleisiol yn 'dd' a'r un arall yn 'th'.
    Thandian: TH

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But 'dd' and 'th' is weird. The two dental fricatives relates to each other like T and D does, so it should be th/dh or tt/dd.

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Liggliluff dh gang

    • @sarandacity2088
      @sarandacity2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Albanian uses 'dh' and 'th'

    • @quequien4577
      @quequien4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Does someone remember to ð and þ to represent that sounds?

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went with v and d for some reason. It was 3 am, I'm regretting my life choices.

  • @gordonbarnes3541
    @gordonbarnes3541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Well, I've gotta put this in there too..."
    - Biblaridion, 2014

  • @ryaneakins7269
    @ryaneakins7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's another habit of beginner conlangers that you also had, but I'm not sure you explicitly said in the video: assuming that grammar is only morphology. Syntax is often ignored, even by experienced conlangers.
    I'm looking at you, Dr. Zamenhof and your "rules for Esperanto".

  • @rhanak4115
    @rhanak4115 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think *everyone* who dives into this hobby winds up with a 'kitchen sink conlang' aka Frankenlang early on, which we hide away in the closet once we recognize what a monster it is.
    I salute you for being brave enough to not only share this, but to dissect it in front of us!

  • @thesteadfastduelist6258
    @thesteadfastduelist6258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    *And people said math was hard...*

    • @adamxue6096
      @adamxue6096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well Linguistics can be argued as nearly a part of Math, or at least connected to Mathematics, you are just doing logic.
      Also, I would say, high levels of Mathematics is pretty flipping hard, if you are talking about math up to the high school levels are fine and not hard at all... Well you are right!
      Normally when people that are into math starts to say it gets hard is when you get into Calculus(That isn't the beginner friendly version of very simple derivations and integrals.) and pretty much everything from there only gets harder.
      Though I don't even know how I got here, I have only touched Linguistics very lightly, but this doesn't look like the worst thing to take into...

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe teachers can make learning Thandian, Ithkuil and the like, a punishment for not doing their math homework!

  • @amj.composer
    @amj.composer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    My conlang sounds really ugly :(
    I did the EXACT same thing as you did (added too much stuff)
    And also, I have no idea why, but I was hellbent on using mostly monosyllabic words, and that's why it sounds like a person is having a seizure and is talking to the devil at the same time.
    But I'm happy with how my writing system looks tho.
    Thanks!

    • @larho9031
      @larho9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I tried making a language for cats to communicate. It didn't go well.

    • @estebancabrera8625
      @estebancabrera8625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aryaman Manish Joshi can i see how you write your conlang please?

    • @slayerslayer7623
      @slayerslayer7623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chinese has a lot of monosyllabic words, of course I haven't learned much of the language, so I might be wrong.

    • @AveragePicker
      @AveragePicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@larho9031 We have the means, the understanding, the technology... TO ALLOW SPIDERS TO TALK WITH CATS!

    • @Grimoirenby
      @Grimoirenby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AveragePicker fear

  • @happyslapsgiving5421
    @happyslapsgiving5421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So you had separate suffixes for -ity, -tude, and -ness, which turn adjectives into nouns.
    Ah! But what did you have for -ful (beautiful, wasteful, etc.), which turns nouns into adjectives?

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s a feedback loop in there somewhere

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      or -less?

    • @andyk3889
      @andyk3889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bryson Sanger beautifulnessitude

  • @TheAtlarchy
    @TheAtlarchy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I made a weird "rune language" for my fantasy world... originally it only had runes for ideas and no grammar, because the race using it could read minds and they only used the language for spells and religious rituals...
    I added the most basic grammar possible into it, explaining that dwarves took on that language but they do not read minds or use magic, so they added simplistic symbols into it, which carried grammar into the language... in the end every sentence ended up as "I be light peace giant" and at that I ended with "giving up" and made a historical event when dwarves gave up on said language and instead started using human languages for diplomacy instead...

  • @thealientree3821
    @thealientree3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2898

    How NOT to Make a Language: Don't be English.

    • @rastahatattack706
      @rastahatattack706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      REEEEE DOUBLE NEGATIVES

    • @hsuhorn
      @hsuhorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Rasta Hat Attack I don’t got no English classes

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@hsuhorn you don't not know nothing about no English.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      English is actually a pretty simple language. Remembering things like "Bit" instead of "Bited" is annoying but it isn't the end of the world. The worst part is that our spelling system is inconsistent, but at least the text itself isn't difficult to understand or use. There are languages FAR worse off as far as spelling systems go.

    • @cherubin7th
      @cherubin7th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@catpoke9557 English is so full of exceptions, that grammar rules basically become bad suggestions. Also it has too many sounds.

  • @user-jc2lz6jb2e
    @user-jc2lz6jb2e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I clicked this thinking it was about programming languages. Sometimes I forget words like "syntax" and "grammar" have meaning outside CompSci.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Programming languages and conversational languages share similarities in structure ans such though! I find my regular language skills do help me with programming languages. It's just a conversational language to talk to the computer.

    • @yeetyeet-jb6nc
      @yeetyeet-jb6nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PanthereaLeonis confusing programming languages and spoken languages is a good way to make a bad conlang

    • @jinclay4354
      @jinclay4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PanthereaLeonis
      Yeah, that's pretty nice. Thinking about how people interpret natural languages has always helped me understand how a computer might proceed about a program.

    • @brianush1668
      @brianush1668 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeetyeet-jb6nc yeah that's how they made lojban

    • @danielbishop1863
      @danielbishop1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does seem to describe the same process by which C++ was made.

  • @andynonymous6769
    @andynonymous6769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Well here’s something that you did right in making your language: now I want to continue learning french and Ukrainian. Language is a fascinating thing but I’ve stopped being fascinated by it recently. I can see how passionate you are about linguistics through this project and it reminded me of why I wanted to learn grammar structures from different languages in the first place. 1. Because I want to be able to speak them eventually And 2. (Especially for uncommon languages like Ukrainian) just because I think the way different cultures communicate is really cool. So thanks for making Thandian even though it was such a dumpster fire

  • @jcxkzhgco3050
    @jcxkzhgco3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "A" in thandian script is something I've seen in churches 😂

  • @oxycominum
    @oxycominum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I am learning a fourth language right now (and subsequently forgetting my third one) and your video got suggested. I have never in my life thought about creating my own language and I don't know how the algorithm thought this could possibly interest me. Apart from your voice being annoying yet pleasant at the same time I actually learned a lot about languages in general. I didn't even notice that there were two "th" versions. This is a great video, you deserve more views and I hope this gets suggested to a lot more people because once the algorithm ball gets rolling it sure ain't stopping. I wish you the best of luck and a lot of inspiration for future videos. Thank you for taking your time to produce this piece!

    • @leathernluv
      @leathernluv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You didn't realize there are two "th" sounds? Oh, the thought! (I'm sure you see what I did there.)

    • @yasminemixon5458
      @yasminemixon5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leathernluv but i pronounce it the same way. I don't see the difference

    • @MrCrasherdog
      @MrCrasherdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Annoying yet pleasant”

    • @scptime1188
      @scptime1188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yasminemixon5458 that is actually a common thing i think. Although swapping them is alot harder (thing -> THing, THis -> this).

    • @jinclay4354
      @jinclay4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yasminemixon5458
      The "th" in "this", "that" or "the" is voiced, as opposed to the "th" in "with", "think" or "thumb", which is voiceless.
      The difference is like the difference between "s" and "z", or "t" and "d", or "k" and "g" ("g" as in "go" or "gas").
      If you still don't see a difference, then... well... maybe you actually pronounce them the same... Check an IPA chart, it will be interesting either way.

  • @jdhabdsudcbld
    @jdhabdsudcbld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Video: How NOT to Make a Language
    Ad: Grammarly

  • @t1ff4nyall3n
    @t1ff4nyall3n ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I watched this video twice: one sound a year ago, and once today. The difference in how much I understood and was able to learn is absolutely staggering. I having even say down and actually tried to make my language, but after watching this again, I am pumped to try again. I was able to pick up on so much more this time round. I want to watch this video again a year from now, and see how much further I grow as a person and as a conlang creator.

  • @yeetusdeletus7240
    @yeetusdeletus7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Wierd sounds”
    Me a european who uses those “HEY”

  • @hummingfrog
    @hummingfrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wow, I didn't know there was such a thing as "conlanging". What do conlangers do with their languages once they've invented them? Show them off to each other?
    I played around with inventing a language when I was a teenager, and because my obsessions were simplicity and minimalism I pretty much avoided the pitfalls you listed here. What I lacked was sticktoitiveness -- I got nowhere near as far on my language as you got on yours, so respect!

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    the 'moral of the story' is actually great advice for literally any long-term endeavor, not just conlang.

  • @isn8103
    @isn8103 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do not know how I came across this video since this is the first time I watch something about conlanging, but it was definitely interesting!
    Besides, I want to add that what you state at the end is true for any project: when you make mistakes and regret them - and that happens every time - do not feel discouraged; instead, learn from them to improve yourself. It's a very positive approach and I think it helps people quit their comfort zone.
    You've got a new sub :)

  • @senorsiro3748
    @senorsiro3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A good way to end the day after spending it basically tearing down my main language and beginning to reconstruct it into a better form.

  • @ala-lash3710
    @ala-lash3710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Your background music is A+
    subtly back there enhancing the mood
    I like it

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kevin Macloed does what Kevin Macloed does best!

    • @joedeshon
      @joedeshon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KingBobXVI Agree! I am a HUGE Kevin Macleod fan!

    • @TigerPrawn_
      @TigerPrawn_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't even hear!

  • @desu38
    @desu38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "You speak craziness, Earth boy! More organs means more human!"

    • @kertchu
      @kertchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t get the reference...

    • @SchizophrenicFrankie
      @SchizophrenicFrankie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kertchu I believe its from an Invader Zim episode where he steals kids organs to appear human for the school nurse, although I may be wrong.

  • @null1023
    @null1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there are a lot of features here where I'm like "oh wow, that's cool, that's really cool"
    and then you kept going and I was like "oh, oh no, please stop"

  • @snarkbotanya6557
    @snarkbotanya6557 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Regarding phonetics, phonotactics, and orthography, assuming one's native language as "default" is definitely an easy mistake to make. For my current big project, I nad to go through and fix a bunch of the preliminary vocabulary because I realized that I had made the mistake of including both C and K for /k/ without any actual in-universe reason. All the words that survived that particular vocab overhaul more or less intact now use K for the /k/ phoneme.

  • @saikyouiku
    @saikyouiku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've never made a language, but it does seem interesting (and like a lot of work)
    I'm a native speaker of Finnish, and having learned English, German, Swedish, Latin, ancient Greek, and Russian at some point in my life, plus taking courses on linguistics and phonology in university, you can just imagine my sheer horror when you started describing your first conlang
    This video definitely is a useful guide and a grim warning

  • @wfr1108
    @wfr1108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The way he said “rpg group I was involved with” sounded like a cult

    • @Sovairu
      @Sovairu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, I mean, how different are they, really?

  • @EchoLog
    @EchoLog ปีที่แล้ว

    I come back to this video every few years. Priceless advice thats important to remind yourself of

  • @eshaanbhargavpatel1768
    @eshaanbhargavpatel1768 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Exactly explaining what I did for both my first and second conlangs.

  • @Zayats_MW
    @Zayats_MW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *music starts*
    "Am I listening to an SCP video?"

  • @baguettegott3409
    @baguettegott3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have NEVER thought about the space/times thing you mentioned, but it made me immediately think of Einstein. It almost feels like... we humans were actually subconsciously aware of spacetime as one thing and NOT two separate entities. Which seems weird because spacetime is not an easy concept to grasp, but apparently, in our language, we all already understand it...

  • @atlascove1810
    @atlascove1810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *I HAVE A FEVER, AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE AFFIXES.*

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agglutination intensifies

  • @oleksiishekhovtsov1564
    @oleksiishekhovtsov1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bib was so preocupied with wether or not he could that he didn't stop to think if he should

  • @hadley513
    @hadley513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i'm interested in creating a language and this made me realize it's gonna be like a billion times harder than i thought lmao

  • @Dominik-lc4pl
    @Dominik-lc4pl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    67 Thandian speakers disliked.

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      214

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EHMM another thandian speaker just found this video and disliked

  • @latiendadepaikawaii
    @latiendadepaikawaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, i actually thought your video was removed, because i forgot the channel name. Thank you, i will never forget this video ever again. My nostalgia has finally been revisited.

  • @TheDankBoi69
    @TheDankBoi69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thandian: 8:13
    Klingon: Allow me to introduce myself.