Beasts Of The Old World! Giants! Big As A Barn And Strong As A Regiment! But With A Pitiful Past
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ค. 2022
- They may not be the sharpest tools in the old world, but if Warhammer has thought us anything it is that brute strength can often make up for missing brain cells!
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"I see they have a giant in their army.
A giant bitch!"
An anonymous Imperial artillery gunner
Haha, good one
Auf Reikspiel
Ich sehe, sie haben einen Riesen in ihrer Armee.
Eine Riesenschlampe!
"Ein anonymer Artillerieschütze des Imperiums" .
Kek
Kathay Imperial Geomancers to their emperor: "We did as you command, your majesty. We summoned a comet to wipe out the vile Ogre tribes"
Emperor: "Very well, you are dissmissed"
One geomancer to the other, wispering as they leave the throne room: "Should we tell him about that portent we've all seen, the one with comet having teeth?"
I bet the Dragon Emperor wishes he had taken a different method to kill the ogres.
Oh, the irony of it all..
Other Geomancer: "no."
“No. Just bow and wave, boys. Bow and wave.”
The lack of Middenheim giant cannon loading ...giant is an atrocity.
Arch said Talabheim by mistake, but he mentioned it.
I’m more upset he did not mention Bonegrinder or Chaos Siege Giants.
IT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!!!!!
Chaos Dwarfs had the right idea. Giants are best when they have armor bolted to their skin and giant claws
Giants are basically Siege Equipment.
They can throw rocks like a catapult.
They can carry ladders and be climbed
like towers. They can reach the top of
Walls . .
And they likely eat alot and create alot of race. Likely as much as several regiments imo. Catapults don't require meat. A mammoth would be like a hamster, or a chicken nugget to humans. How something apparently far bigger like Titans lived of mammoths... those must be mammoths tall as the trees who chow on entire forests like its tall grass.
Chaos Dwarves do just that. They'll attach metal bars on the backs of enslaved Giants and have them walk up and sometimes just lay on the enemy walls so the dwarves can walk right over them.
15:50 "If a fly sneaks into your room and you crush it with a fly swatter, would you consider that to be a fight?"
Arch is in the icy lands where anything winged outside dies in minutes. Clearly he hasnt engaged in the epic 3 a.m mosquito battles of warmer countries where killing the little b*stard is worth breaking fixtures and furniture!
Inquisitor Kryptman does not seem unjust to us.
This reminds me of the time my brother and I chased a mosquito across our game room and finally killed it, only to come back ten minutes later and it having laid a pile of eggs. If we had seen Starship Troopers in elementary school, we’d have been playing the Klemdathu drop as we fetched the vacuum.
Death to the bugs, no matter the cost.
"The only good bug is a dead bug!"
@@shadowofhawk55 now you are older you have forgone the noisy vacuum cleaner and use the cigarette lighter and body spray flame thrower combo.
Brother...pass the flamer!
The Helltaker guy did a comic called "Mosquito Season", it has a good comic dub on youtube and it's literally this.
What I love about Warhammer is there can be a super advanced race brought low by inbreeding, genocide by hungry anglo-looking dudes, and chaos corruption and they still are able to raze a settlement single handedly
anglo? you mean mongols.
Leave your hatred for whites out of it
The ogres are based off of the Mongols, not Anglo Europeans.
@@raremoto1805 Yes but tell me the “Cam on Inglerand” meme isn’t just an ogre
@@Le-cp9tr “CAM ON LADS, SCORE SOME FAHKIN GOALS!”
The giant in one iteration also came with the best terrain "piece" GW ever made: The flattened goblin.
What if as a last resort of preservation of their existence they magically etched their heritage into their blood. Which also explains the serious need for alcohol lol.
Instead of just being told of their ancestral loss, they're all born knowing it.
That's not it probably, but it could be.
Another option is that giants are essentially immortal untill killed. So all of them are the refugees from the Oger migration.
The sky titans shrinking in both size and intelligence without the access to the ungodly amounts of food they once had becoming the giants of the modern day. Similar to how the Korks degenerated into the Orks in 40k when they couldn't find challenging enough fights.
This would also example why they haven't rebuilt their civilization somewhere else.
The Guy who peaked at highschool and could gave become anything... but now is just sad and flabby who does anything to dull the pain of failed life. That but as a whole race
Actual story line consistency has never stopped GW.
And yet what is consistent is fans attempting to make sense of it all coming out with better lore then GW could ever write.
Their goal is to turn a profit selling figurines. Anything that is not directly responsible for achieving said goal is superfluous which means it can be overlooked and/or outright ignored.
In the Gotrek and Felix book Giantslayer, some of the Albion giants worked for the Old Ones before the collapse of the Polar Gates.
Giants are pretty cool. Always wish we'd seen more of them before Fantasy died.
Giants on the piss across the Empire, the new role play book from GW 😂🤣😂🤣
i hate to be that guy but 40k is so much more unique then Warhammer fantasy their are a million fantasy universes like this but not really much that feels like 40k. we need total war Warhammer 40k .
@@BlimberryBoi you are that guy. Your subjectiveness is not objective. Thats all that needs to be said
@@clydecraft5642 i am but i hate it someone has to say what needs to be said.
@@BlimberryBoi well then shut up
Theory: The gaints are sky titan toddlers.
Are we killing Titan baby? Now i feel bad
Fact: modern-day giants in warhammer are the end result of inbreeding after the ogres swept through their fortresses and ate them and their live stock to the brink of extinction. Hence how they are so incredibly stupid. 😬
Oh Fantasy, taken from us to soon. I just can't seem to stop picking at this old wound.
Fantasy is over? They even stopped with that Age of Sigmar clusterfuck?
@@TheGreatThicc Age of Sigmar doesn't count as Fantasy.
One of my characters of my own Warhammer story has a sky Titan that back him up in the last battle for the empire and the chaos army brings a gigantic dragon ogre
As a dragon ogre and sky Titan fight it out on the open terrain in front of middenheim and thousands of chaos empire dwarves and elves troops
@@saulwright5663 it's a three shot rotating cannon with a blade hooked up to the front of it in the story he fire it but the dragon ogre got a huge enchanted shield that takes the shots then they charge each other they both clash with axe and rotating Cannon attach blade and it big
also in the story as my main character Lance is fighting with the main villain part of The fortress it's got a big damage hole and the two main characters fighting each other go past the hole where Andre the sky Titan and the dragon ogre blood tooth fight each other in the background
Oh my god. Did he hear my complaints? One month of constant plees to bring this series back paied of
Hmm, on the topic of their reproduction; if a Sky Titian becomes a literal mountain at a certain size (or perhaps due to old age) maybe the corrupting influence of the Ogres deity caused one or two to begin mutating after their transformation? Boulders and detritus that fall from its flanks become the giants we know today, shadowy, pathetic splinters of a once far greater being. Heck, it may not even be a mutation, but a survival strategy developed by the giants.
It's a somewhat stupid concept as soon as you think about it for more than five seconds, but would neatly explain the lack of divergence in Giant forms, their low intelligence, and the gestalt memory they seem to share.
Thanks for the lore, Arch!
Is "giantbod" the Old World's equivalent of dadbod? Seem to be close enough.
The new gargants in age of sigmar are actually pretty good which surprised me.
Very fun lore tbh. I love the part where the Gargants will not talk to anyone who cannot look them in the eye
Giants: _"...-Dakara motto yumé oikaketaaiii〜"_
* _Legions of screaming Orcs with torches in both hands doing the synchronized otaku dance._ *
there was a showing of giants bones and skul in an Italian museum, and in DE is stone giant witch can be viewed.
there are also several mountains with giant faces on them.
some were in southern Spain is mountain shaped like a giant mammoth.
They were not fun units, not only did you fork out a huge chunk of cash for the giant model and spend a bit of time pinning everything so it didn't fall apart. Then you had to spend quite a whack of army points on them, but about 2/3rds of the time they ran off doing randumb things you didn't want them to do and about 1/3rd of the time they're roughly going in some kind of direction towards enemy. I think at one point they may have been rules for just how shitfaced drunk at the time of battle they are as well, in which case I think it was even worse chances of them working.
About the best you could usually hope for was them being enough of a 'distraction carnifex' that the opponent might waste their time hitting it instead of something more useful on your roster.
even as a distraction carnifex they kind-off failed as. Since the giant was so unreliable and could not get anywhere effectively, it was a choice between pointing the cannon at it ... or pointing it at the other big scary model you brought.
yeah giants did not do much in TT unless you somehow house-ruled a "no cannons" stipulation in place. Even then ... there are plenty of units that can chop them down to size on the charge rather effectively
Never been very interested in Warhammer fantasy but the lore telling makes me tale interest. Thank you for finding me another hobby. LOL
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Well done Arch. Another great lore video
Its all ogre now.
I still have a firm rule that any greenskin army must have giants.
Except in Total War.
Especially if it's a mono or mostly Goblin army.
Another gift from Archist, PRAISE HIM!!!
Love the original lore of the sky Titans and how they where brought low. However GW just uses them as big fodder troops for story reasons and on TT they where terrible and never worth fighting.
Thanks Arch! I didn't. know much about Giants so learning about them was very interesting.
Thanks Arch love your fantasy vids!!
The most dangerous creation of any society are those with nothing to lose and hunger is also a strong motivator. | 15:38 - So it's more "pest control"?
Ide like to imagine a city of sky titans dwarfs and men where sky titans live upon the mountains the dwarves within and humans around creating a three layer defense and building off eachothers strengths
Loved it Arch❤❤❤ keep up the good work
Phrases like "grooves of blood" are the reason I subscribed
I don't know why but, the mechanicus gut in back is looking at arch like "what a nerd" is very funny to me for some reason
16:32 "or putting them into a container for safekeeping" also known as stuffing them into his belly button lol
I had to look up Albion and Gaesar before I believed that GeeDubs was this bankrupt, and I remember Orkimedes.
GeeDubs, what in the hell is this? References are one thing, but this is just blatant inability to adapt
Nice video !
I once had a giant who picked up skulltaker and put him in his bag. Slaying him for the purposes of victory points. The orcs and bloodletters who where fighting around them having annihilated eachother.
Hello Arch. I have a question regarding the lore. Did you cover the Ghoul Stars? I ask because there are regions of 40k and certain species that caught my eye. Specifically the Cythor Fiends, the Hrud, the Rak'gol, Slaugh, and other species. Then there is the most enigmatic, (Koronus Expanse notwithstanding, since that place is so eldritch even by Chaos standards) The Nightmare Engines of the Pale Wasting. What are your thoughts?
I miss the old Giant Falling templates that Warhammer use to have. It use to be when a Giant died you would roll the scatter die and put a special Giant Falling template down in base contact with the giant and facing the way the scatter die pointed. Anything under it? Dead. Saves? Hahahahaha... No. Crushed under massive dead giant cheeks.
MORE WARHAMMER LORE PLEASE. Also the beasts of the Old World series is great love ya Arch❤❤❤
Not quite the giants of my own universe, tho I kinda ripped off angron story a little bit for them but then... still a nice backstory to these giant... liked it...
tnx for the vid
The bigger boys,
These vids make me wish there was something set during the heyday of these cretures. Or an alternative setting to not mess with cannon.
Still waiting on the Strigoi vid...
I'm waiting for the Mantic one!
@@saulwright5663 makes mote sice considering the Abhorash vid
23:30 This is why I just bit the bullet and had a parallel fey realm that coexists next to an actual alternate history medieval earth for my setting. I never did anything this stupid though. Remans I could take. Remus was Romus' brother. Curious Gazer however was... oh lord god.
This lights my imagination on fire.
So that’s where choas gaints comes from
So north likes to have big pets and feed them, no matter how ugly can be. They have ale and very cold weather. Take all nice big fuzzy things.
gigantisch gut gemacht!
Oh yes!
The one thing from this video got fascinating here about the giant back story they used to be this great powerful Empire it you call it kind of a they're a live in fucking mountain the sky titans Before the large fat ass came to ate them all but I like this series about beasts of the old world You Keep up the good Work arch
There was never a giant "empire". Think Gaelic familial groups, or at best a collection minor city states.
They never confederated or formed mutual defense treaties.
Now the bugmen, however, had an empire.
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I feel there's a lesson somewhere in the sky titans story.....
best story against lolberts i ever heard of
I was thinking about big E prison the other day and what if he has the old gods locked up in his prison or one of these things.
I imagine gighting mortals is like golf to giants.
Comment for the Algorithivemind! Loved dem old Warhammer giants.
The new gw and wizards of the coast 40k cross over bodes badly for all warhammer properties
Ohh yeah the all inclusive forces of Chaos ;)
Interesting part is that WH giant lore kind of mirror myths about British giants. In old legends Britain was inhabited at first by giants but they were solitary creatures and humans were able to pick them off one by one.
Honestly, I would like to have something like the giants as a faction in either of the old Warhammers, maybe being something more akin to how Knights work in 40k.
AOS is trying to make an all-giant (gargant) faction called the Sons of Behemat. Interestingly, these giants are continuously growing bigger and smarter.
@@robertnelson9599 Hey, who would've guessed, something interesting coming out of Age of Sigmar? Cool. OK, so I'm being too hard on AoS, it's got some appeal - though I think for myself and most of the people who lived through End Times, it'll forever be tainted by association.
Dear Arch is the Jabberslythe on the list of entities you wish to cover for this series? I think it might make for an entertaining video idea.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEMANS advance! For the Glory of Quesar!
I do like how they are now in AOS.
The sons of Behmot are a fun faction.
I cant get into AOS, everytime I try I think of fantasy and get upset :(
@@stonedwalljack9276 I get it, it's some things are better in AOS I think like the giants.
Also, fantasy is no longer death, so you can now play both.
@@Turnil321 So they made them separate things? Like can we expect more fantasy stories and such? If so I might actually check out AOS.
@@stonedwalljack9276 Yeah, they are making a new fantasy game but serval centries before the end times.
It’s good but you didn’t mention the orger slaves gaint or the choas dwarfs cyborgs
Giants, not that’s a large topic for discussion.
I’m sorry
Bruh
More beast of the old world side note does a grail reliiquae count I kinda fill like it should
All righty now. A comment for the algorithm gods
NOooOICE!!!
Did arch make a video about ostland being invaded?
nice episode. but what happened to Chaos Siege Giant?
the giants of albion is actualy an medieval antiquising account which mentions that albion was invaded by a brutus and by a a bunch of wicked greek princesses before the offspring of thos eprincesses and with some demons became the giants
I wager Sky Titans would pluck a mountain and place it where ever it fancies like us gardening.
How did the Giants keep vast herds of mammoths on a mountain? How did they feed them? An elephant herd needs hundreds of miles to forage, and that's just one herd.
I'm assuming these mountains had massive plateaus with fields of grain or something.
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could I get some suggestions for audiobooks? I'm about to be doing delivery a lot so perfect time to get me some of the best content. currently I'm focused on the imperium idc the topic within them specifically. please try to keep this civil since ik I did just ask a very devisive question in itself.
Albion needs to be its own dlc for TW WH3
Make sense if they became smaller over time as well, if sky-titans really devolved into giants
oh god giant's are ork idols why would you give the artists ammo arch?
if sky Titians were as big as they were...how the fuq did ogres take one out? that would be like a ant taking on a t rex
Yaaaa
The ancient cave was dark and cold as Lance traveled it's vastness The voice from his sword taker of essence's whispered to him hey Lance if you ever stop being the hero what everybody needs to be this cave will be a really good place to live for your personality Lance hold tightly to the hilt of the sword yeah I guess you want to be here with that very personality of mine as essence felt his anger
Oh I guess lonely manner more your speed Lance angrily in a low voice I'm warning you essence as his grip held tighter ok I'll let you be the sword went silent as Lance
continue his descent through
the cave echoed on each of his footsteps the torch light illuminated creepy shadows on ancient architecture of forgotten time
Then Lance made it to his destination to the naked eye it was just a rock face wall he pulled out the ancient Crystal and inserted it into a small crevice the rock face wall revealed it was a ancient gate
It's gates open up revealing to Lance lights of huge ancient lanterns with dwarven languages as Lance traveled to a platform ahead of him he stepped in the middle
He took his time looking with his eyes for any other passages for it was vastly dark leading into huge open doorways then a voice erupted from the shadows well little mortal you have violated my santuary either you're brave or a fool who thinks that the forgotten treasures here wood give him the life of a king
Well which one are you neither Lance said I came looking for you The voice from the shadows erupted again so you came here to make a name for yourself all more reason why you well die
Lance look into the shadows You could kill me but at lease listen to my proposition as the Shadow voice erupted again and what could you give me little man the head of Greasue GoldTooth
Then the platform shook like a earthquake as huge like humanoid figure revealed itself out of the shadows wearing a leather padded armor with silver chain mail its face had a long scar across his face his hair was long and Gray in his hands was a long rotating Cannon with a blade attachment too it
As the huge Titanic figured looked into Lance's eyes do tell little man as Lance smiled revealing his long canine teeth
car greetings and salutation.
Greeting!
Preiss algorithm gods!
"If a fly sneaks into your room and you crush it with a fly swatter, would you consider that to be a fight?"
This isn't exactly considering the whole scenario. Imagine trying to crush a fly without a swatter, instead you only have a sledgehammer. Imagine the damage that you would do to your surroundings before even getting close to touching the fly. Now imagine the damage a giant could do to friendly units if sufficiently provoked.
i mean i know ogres are big and savage....but how the hell does one take down a mountain sized Sky tItan???
Unless the titan was screaming like a little girl and just let the tiny fat men climb and kill them
I'm surprised there's no giantess considering the usual levels of thirst in the hobby.
As if GW would make a female model for anything that could be male.
What if new born Giant came from cave at the mountain, mountain that used to be giant!!!
What if...what if the Sky Titans really did never stop growing? What if the largest of them didn't become a mountain, but was just the size of one? What if, faced with the imminent extinction of their kind, they made a deal with the Ruinous Powers? What if the eldest and largest of the ancient Sky Titans was named Krakanrok the Black?
Four fingers
Three toes
Fu Manchu too die for
Dad bod
And a big stick
Is this a family reunion?
poor skytitans,they where to big for their own good
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Lol the fucking REEEE-MANS
Does G.W have a squad of dual power sword weilding Kreig guard with grappling hooks to defeat them called Jàgers on horses?
No? Im suprised!!
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Tale from Jaques the Knave who claimed to be a Giant Slayer of Bretonia. Only to be burned for witchcraft.
AHHHH.... GIANTS the random ass wonder weapon who might win you the game or be a total waste .... classic