I was thirsty once in class after recess. I opened the brand new bottle I got from the vending machine and started drinking. The guys next to me started to encourage me to drink all of it in one go. It was half a liter. I did and after a while asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She then started ranting about how she's a diuretic medication because in her class (physics) everyone seems to want to go to the toilet. While I was there looking at her like: "Miss I drank half a liter of water ten minutes ago."
Pretty sure she would just start ranting about how you shouldn’t be drinking half a liter in her class or about that may have had drunk it just to exit her class
Dude every morning my grandpa went to Wendy’s to eat with his buddies but when the closed there dining room because of remodeling he just bought Wendy’s and then went to the MacDonalds down the street and ate in there
The raw energy of the child learning to drive in only 10 minutes and being a better driver than some fully licensed grown adults is insane. That child is destined for greatness beyond our wildest imagination.
@@Imperial_Slave He still has his doctorate so still a Dr in title just not board certified, meaning he's not licensed to actually practice in a professional setting.
12:36 My twin sister and I pooled our money together to buy a bunch of these (the ones we got came in an assortment of colors too) and we decided to hide them all over the school. We did it during middle school once too and it was all everyone talked about for a couple of days. One of our teachers this year loves the idea and has hidden babies all around his room. There have been babies in the vending machine, some kids tried to get their change back and ended up with tiny plastic babies. I've given some to other students to hide in order to spread them faster. It's amazing and absolutely chaotic. Definitely recommend it.
when i was in middle school, i went to the mall with a couple friends with my stash of plastic babies and hid them all over the mall. the same day, one of us went to get a drink from a vending machine and it malfunctioned ig, and gave us 3 bottles of soda instead of just the 1 they had paid for. one for each of us.
Dang my ex-boyfriend wore yellow mini baby earrings all the time. Like. I could buy him a new pair of studs but no he WORE THOSE BABY EARRINGS ALL THE DAMN TIME.
The plastic babies one made me laugh so much 🤣. Thanks! Haven't had much to laugh at or enjoy for a long time. Such small amusements can still be nice.
@@daimpressionz6248 even bigger plot twist: It’s all going to be at the same time they find them, when they find a plastic baby, a real baby is just gonna pop out
If you’re reading this,I just want to tell you I make entertaining content as well! And I still have a lot of videos planned,I just need you too come see for yourself. If you liked this videos then I’ll definitely put a smile on your face 🌟💯✅
"I'm surprised they let you walk up to your school with a fog machine dude" Who would stop them? No, literally think about it, who would stop them? A bunch of college students walking to university with a device that resembles a digital projector? Even if they went around yelling, "this is a fog machine" so?! They could be from the theater department, or just have an awesome presentation to do. The police could get sued if the detained them and confiscated their equipment, they aren't doing anything illegal and their are any numbers of legitimate reasons to be carring that. Who in their right mind would stop them?
3:40 Lebanese person here. I totally support the existence of this thin building. For context, 2 brothers inherited a land, so both had the right to build on it. One of them took advantage of the situation to build a residence building, without consulting his brother or sharing any of the benefits with him. The other brother, as a retaliation, built this thin building on the land so that the building behind it loses value, since it doesn't have a view for the ocean anymore. In this situation, both are absolute assholes honestly.
At 5:22 - actually, this is an incredibly English sentence. Translation "A young man who works for Jaguar (the car manufacturer) paid for his food with small-denomination coins. This is how his food looked".
0:43 If anyone is curious and happens to see this, that video is from a TH-camr named Phoenix SC (as you can see form the "Pinned by Phoenix SC"). I happened to know of them, so I went and found the video. As of writing this it's about 2 weeks old, and like pretty much all of his videos it's like a minute or so long, so I recommend just going and watching it yourself. PS: it does _not_ actually say "nice person". Apparently someone on Mojang's linguistics team in 2012 had some...issues.
9:32 Me thinking "Oh what hell is he going to put this woman through? Dark Souls? Cuphead? Sekiro? Superman 64" -Sees the Screen- "Oh dear lord. That poor woman."
2:00 Wait, people think eating cereal with ice cream is weird? It's fantastic! I like putting Cheerios on mine, gives that last bite of an ice cream cone feeling, but multiple! Highly recommend.
12:37 I had an experience just like this! At my 9th grade high school we were nearing the end of the year, around october to december. In a desk in my typing class I was sat right next to the wheeled cart with the projector on it, and there was something sticking out from underneath the rim. It was one of these stupid plastic babies, taped to the underside of the cart. I removed it and immediately showed it to everyone else at my table, which included my best friend who started the year with me and a few new acquaintances. In the weeks following, everyone kept finding plastic babies in every corner and cranny you could imagine, and it was one of the best inside jokes ever devised.
8:12 yeah evert failed attempt failed via a bullet rather than the sea. If you managed to get out to sea then they would have just stopped searching. They assumed that if the really rough sea would kill you, the sharks would
the article says they all survived. one died in 2005 and the other in 2008. The man writing the letter is trying to make a deal that he will give his location if he get's medical attention and no more then one year of jailtime. He is searching for medical attention because he claims to be diagnosed with cancer.
got my wisdom teeth removed today and now im home. five minutes ago, i went to use the bathroom and while on the toilet i passed out and woke up on the floor, then immediately had to throw up and then my period started horrid day but at least i get to drown my sorrows in emkay and ice cream
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla You mean a shaman or white witch, right? That person is clearly cursed, like literally. Someone has literally put a curse on them. That many coincidences doesn't happen naturally.
2:03 I mean, it's weird, but I kinda wanna try it. Doesn't seem _that_ different from some actual toppings that I've seen. Plus, if you wait for the ice cream to melt, it's basically just sweetened milk.
1:58 Classic combos are ice cream with Honey Nut Cheerios, as well as ice cream with plain Rice Krispies. Anything else is a long shot IMO(and you gonna stir up the ice cream smooth so you can mix in the cereal properly)
Finally someone who is like me! I always see the third person bios on Spotify about how good of an artist they are to just read that they made themselves look good. At least some have credit to the journalist or the source. Otherwise it's just a cringey self promotion speech about how good you are. "He's been in the scene for ten years uniting souls with his big hits _such and such_ making him the best new riding dj out there."
0:55 "I wouldn't trust it one bit." pulls out phone checks QR code it's a rickroll 0:56 "No, seriously, I wouldn't. It's probably a rickroll-" you have got to be kidding me-
12:36 IT'S THOSE GOD DAMN BABIES. WHAT THE HELL?! One of my classmates bought two bags of either 350 or 500 of these, except theirs were multicolored. They hid them EVERYWHERE in the building, and now plastic babies are being thrown around in every class I'm in. I currently have about 12.
1:13 Lenny Smither, the "Eccentric" post-office bossman in hit Murder-mystery-comedy-horror play "Stamped"; I played that role, invented that role, and no one other than 7 people and my theatre teacher even know he exists. None of us were into that kind of thing, either, or i'd have gotten a date. Building codes are open to the public, and wierder fetishes exist. I WANT my hundred dollars.
12:37 They’re already engaged, but if they weren’t it would be really funny if he pretended to propose, but it was a plastic baby. He grabs it and says “250, found them all”
Walmart and other brands have been using sawdust in parmesan cheese for decades now. Read the label on your cheese, if it says cellulose powder, its has it 🤢😅
*Sigh* Cellulose is an edible material. This is more fear mongering over words because people don't bother to look up what they actually are. We eat stuff made from wood and plants all the time. This shouldn't be a shock to anyone.
Dude every morning my grandpa went to Wendy’s to eat with his buddies but when the closed there dining room because of remodeling he just bought Wendy’s and then went to the MacDonalds down the street and ate in there
1:58 ok y'all! I swear I did the same with frosted flakes. It's good! It really is, but it's quite obviously a dessert. Also you should have much more cereal than that
This is certainly one of the videos of all time.
I guess it is
its a very video. i it very much
Cat don’t come near me, I will duck you up
This is certainly one of the same comments on every video of all time.
Lmao it got pinned
At 0:52, With the QR code... I can confirm.... That it is indeed a rockroll... Kudos to you, whoever made it. ^^'
I too can confirm
i can also confirm
I also can confirm
I also confirm!
make the pie from 6:52 ir is amazing amazing ony
I was thirsty once in class after recess. I opened the brand new bottle I got from the vending machine and started drinking. The guys next to me started to encourage me to drink all of it in one go. It was half a liter. I did and after a while asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She then started ranting about how she's a diuretic medication because in her class (physics) everyone seems to want to go to the toilet. While I was there looking at her like: "Miss I drank half a liter of water ten minutes ago."
Pretty sure she would just start ranting about how you shouldn’t be drinking half a liter in her class or about that may have had drunk it just to exit her class
You digested that much water in 10 minutes? That don't seem right.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla its probably with other liquids from earlier in the day
@@suffering9481 That would make more sense.
Dude every morning my grandpa went to Wendy’s to eat with his buddies but when the closed there dining room because of remodeling he just bought Wendy’s and then went to the MacDonalds down the street and ate in there
The raw energy of the child learning to drive in only 10 minutes and being a better driver than some fully licensed grown adults is insane. That child is destined for greatness beyond our wildest imagination.
Fun Fact: Dr Phil currently isn't a certified board approved doctor.
so just phil then
@@Imperial_Slave He still has his doctorate so still a Dr in title just not board certified, meaning he's not licensed to actually practice in a professional setting.
Mr. Phil
@@sirlambchops. That or not actually licensed Dr. Phil.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla i say this in the most respectful way but you username is extremely cringe
12:36
My twin sister and I pooled our money together to buy a bunch of these (the ones we got came in an assortment of colors too) and we decided to hide them all over the school. We did it during middle school once too and it was all everyone talked about for a couple of days. One of our teachers this year loves the idea and has hidden babies all around his room. There have been babies in the vending machine, some kids tried to get their change back and ended up with tiny plastic babies. I've given some to other students to hide in order to spread them faster. It's amazing and absolutely chaotic. Definitely recommend it.
when i was in middle school, i went to the mall with a couple friends with my stash of plastic babies and hid them all over the mall.
the same day, one of us went to get a drink from a vending machine and it malfunctioned ig, and gave us 3 bottles of soda instead of just the 1 they had paid for. one for each of us.
But why babies? Or is it pure chaos?
Imagine if the babies were alive.
would absolutely love to do in my school
there's some places that already look a little cursed image-like so they would just make it 100x better
Dang my ex-boyfriend wore yellow mini baby earrings all the time. Like. I could buy him a new pair of studs but no he WORE THOSE BABY EARRINGS ALL THE DAMN TIME.
The plastic babies one made me laugh so much 🤣. Thanks! Haven't had much to laugh at or enjoy for a long time. Such small amusements can still be nice.
Plot twist: They’re actually going to have that amount of children.
@@daimpressionz6248 even bigger plot twist: It’s all going to be at the same time they find them, when they find a plastic baby, a real baby is just gonna pop out
My class one year ago traumatized a teacher to the point of quitting teaching our class with babies
That calculator QR code was a Rick roll. Just as I expected
I wanted to see if it was true then Rick rolled myself
3:37
Elsewhere on r/Madlads…
"This guy put 'no pickles' on his kiosk order 50 times, so I gave him pickles."
3:26 that person is gonna need to order 50 whoppers until they get a pickle.
3:12
just for that amount of dedication I wish that girl the best life she could hope to live
she had a dream and she made it happen
"Cuphead is a good game" Yes that's why King Dice's themesong is the national Anthem of the EmKay Channel 😂😂😂
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! Die House ROCKS!
I love how he's concerned about the fog machine getting inside the school.
Dude, some guy drove a moter cycle through mine.
Yet you better not even THINK of bringing a blunt, barely capable, prop knife or else you'll be expelled because you're dangerous.
i’ve never been lucky enough to see a youtube video labeled “posted 8 seconds ago”…
If you’re reading this,I just want to tell you I make entertaining content as well! And I still have a lot of videos planned,I just need you too come see for yourself. If you liked this videos then I’ll definitely put a smile on your face 🌟💯✅
Samee
@@KingKobra49 bot
@@TransfemMuffin holy fuck I thought my pfp was bad
And I saw your comment at posted 8 min ago
"I'm surprised they let you walk up to your school with a fog machine dude"
Who would stop them? No, literally think about it, who would stop them?
A bunch of college students walking to university with a device that resembles a digital projector? Even if they went around yelling, "this is a fog machine" so?! They could be from the theater department, or just have an awesome presentation to do. The police could get sued if the detained them and confiscated their equipment, they aren't doing anything illegal and their are any numbers of legitimate reasons to be carring that. Who in their right mind would stop them?
0:39 That pronunciation of Afrikaans killed me
Ikr it hurts so much
Selfde 😂
0:50 that's a rickroll, trust me and be safe 😉
Really? *Instantly scans it*
Ha ha! I should have a put a tracker on that qr code to see how many people I got
0:54 it's either a Rick roll, or trying to release another MyDoom virus
i took one for the team, its a rick roll
@@theunknowntm3197 thanks homie, respect to you G. Y'all please salute this dude, he's like a modern day Jesus that sacrificed himself for all of us.
@@maissie you.....
(have I been hacked?) (note to self: stop worrying, the "wanna be friends?" scandal has been over for a long time)
@@notthatntg h-huh?
@@maissie you sound like a bot tbh
3:40 Lebanese person here. I totally support the existence of this thin building. For context, 2 brothers inherited a land, so both had the right to build on it. One of them took advantage of the situation to build a residence building, without consulting his brother or sharing any of the benefits with him. The other brother, as a retaliation, built this thin building on the land so that the building behind it loses value, since it doesn't have a view for the ocean anymore. In this situation, both are absolute assholes honestly.
9:39 Ah, DDLC. 5 years later, I still haven't recovered.
You never will
I'm so glad i have never played ddlc seeing this comment. I think I know what happens though
At 5:22 - actually, this is an incredibly English sentence. Translation "A young man who works for Jaguar (the car manufacturer) paid for his food with small-denomination coins. This is how his food looked".
Isn't "scran" like fast food or junk food? And does "butty"refer to a chip butty which is a sandwich of fries (Chips)?
0:43 If anyone is curious and happens to see this, that video is from a TH-camr named Phoenix SC (as you can see form the "Pinned by Phoenix SC"). I happened to know of them, so I went and found the video. As of writing this it's about 2 weeks old, and like pretty much all of his videos it's like a minute or so long, so I recommend just going and watching it yourself.
PS: it does _not_ actually say "nice person". Apparently someone on Mojang's linguistics team in 2012 had some...issues.
9:32 Me thinking "Oh what hell is he going to put this woman through? Dark Souls? Cuphead? Sekiro? Superman 64"
-Sees the Screen-
"Oh dear lord. That poor woman."
0:50 "i hope nobody tries to find out where this go-"
Me: *Pulls out my phone* too late bruv
2:00 Wait, people think eating cereal with ice cream is weird? It's fantastic! I like putting Cheerios on mine, gives that last bite of an ice cream cone feeling, but multiple! Highly recommend.
Honestly sounds good, not really breakfast though.
12:37 I had an experience just like this! At my 9th grade high school we were nearing the end of the year, around october to december. In a desk in my typing class I was sat right next to the wheeled cart with the projector on it, and there was something sticking out from underneath the rim. It was one of these stupid plastic babies, taped to the underside of the cart. I removed it and immediately showed it to everyone else at my table, which included my best friend who started the year with me and a few new acquaintances. In the weeks following, everyone kept finding plastic babies in every corner and cranny you could imagine, and it was one of the best inside jokes ever devised.
For the record, that QR code from the beginning of the video was in fact a rickroll. Didn’t open it yt but I opened it in safari like a smart person
10:30 this KID drives better than like 60% of people that I see
4:02 MatPat made a video on Food Theorh about adding sawdust in food but with Christmas cookies
0:38
Oh look it's Phoenix SC
As soon as my camera said the QR Code went to TH-cam, I knew I was screwed
0:50 I scanned it before he said “it’s probably a rickroll” 😭😭
1:48 i used to read books during exams or draw. None of the teachers got mad but only just kept an eye on me.
1:26 Ryan Trahan eating Chipotle every day, sometimes even twice a day, for around 15 days:
*Mortals.*
The whole story about the grudge house is interesting but long story short... the brother deserved it.
it's a scam
Ah, another of my favorite subreddits.
The fact that a 8 year old figured out how to drive without crashing or disobeying driving laws, it just amazes me
Especially when I see how most people three times his age drive.
2:07 It tastes good. I like cereal with ice cream.
8:12 yeah evert failed attempt failed via a bullet rather than the sea. If you managed to get out to sea then they would have just stopped searching. They assumed that if the really rough sea would kill you, the sharks would
the article says they all survived. one died in 2005 and the other in 2008. The man writing the letter is trying to make a deal that he will give his location if he get's medical attention and no more then one year of jailtime. He is searching for medical attention because he claims to be diagnosed with cancer.
got my wisdom teeth removed today and now im home. five minutes ago, i went to use the bathroom and while on the toilet i passed out and woke up on the floor, then immediately had to throw up
and then my period started
horrid day but at least i get to drown my sorrows in emkay and ice cream
look on the bright side. At least you're not lactose intolerant. If I eat ice cream on my period I might as well just live in the bathroom.
You need to see a doctor. Nothing normal about all that happening at once.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla i just left the doctor. i ain't going back
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla You mean a shaman or white witch, right? That person is clearly cursed, like literally. Someone has literally put a curse on them. That many coincidences doesn't happen naturally.
@@peter_kitsune Doctor. Shaman. Old Cat Lady. What's the difference?
2:03 I mean, it's weird, but I kinda wanna try it. Doesn't seem _that_ different from some actual toppings that I've seen. Plus, if you wait for the ice cream to melt, it's basically just sweetened milk.
1:58
Classic combos are ice cream with Honey Nut Cheerios, as well as ice cream with plain Rice Krispies. Anything else is a long shot IMO(and you gonna stir up the ice cream smooth so you can mix in the cereal properly)
Finally someone who is like me! I always see the third person bios on Spotify about how good of an artist they are to just read that they made themselves look good. At least some have credit to the journalist or the source. Otherwise it's just a cringey self promotion speech about how good you are.
"He's been in the scene for ten years uniting souls with his big hits _such and such_ making him the best new riding dj out there."
Using ice cream as a milk sub for cereal is weird, but cereal as an ice cream topping doesn't sound half bad depending on the flavor
For the calculator QR code at 0:55, I actually used it. It is indeed a Rick Roll.
6:52
i MADE THE PIE!!!
I made it
It TASTES AMAZING OMG
Btw it’s a copy pasta look at any ofther comment section
@@Levroxxie wdym
5:56 Polish Gas Masks?, Cool!... also this is probably Estern Europe...
0:55 "I wouldn't trust it one bit."
pulls out phone
checks QR code
it's a rickroll
0:56 "No, seriously, I wouldn't. It's probably a rickroll-"
you have got to be kidding me-
1:57 at least it’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That kind of looks good.
That QR code before 1:00 is a link to Never Gonna Give You Up
12:36 IT'S THOSE GOD DAMN BABIES. WHAT THE HELL?! One of my classmates bought two bags of either 350 or 500 of these, except theirs were multicolored. They hid them EVERYWHERE in the building, and now plastic babies are being thrown around in every class I'm in. I currently have about 12.
1:13 Lenny Smither, the "Eccentric" post-office bossman in hit Murder-mystery-comedy-horror play "Stamped"; I played that role, invented that role, and no one other than 7 people and my theatre teacher even know he exists. None of us were into that kind of thing, either, or i'd have gotten a date. Building codes are open to the public, and wierder fetishes exist. I WANT my hundred dollars.
Toast.
5:08 that guy is a true mad lad.
He does crazy shit with lasers
0:55 Ofc he knows its a rick roll, confirmed it is...
0:57 it is a rickroll, when you scan it you can see the link
O:55
I did it.. I knew what was coming but I still did it.. I got Rick rolled by a calculator😂😂
0:47 the qr code is a rick roll
Robin, most schools don’t do bag checks until it becomes a necessity
That QR code resolved and was pretty funny :)
0:14 The Jahova Witness witnessing your backflips
OH GOD NOT DDLC NOT AGAIN I DON'T WANNA BE TRAMATIZED AGAIN-
2:02 honestly, that probably tastes pretty good. kind of like crushing up oreos to put into your vanilla ice cream :3
the plastic baby's one made me laugh waaaaay to much
12:37
They’re already engaged, but if they weren’t it would be really funny if he pretended to propose, but it was a plastic baby. He grabs it and says “250, found them all”
Ah yes, the little-known language: Africans.
3:30
By now this guy is gonna have -49 pickles meaning they owe the store pickles now lol
The fact that Burger King allows one to order a Whopper with -45 pickles amuses me greatly.
7:00 Nice pie. Would recommend
0:56 fun fact: the QR code leads to a video on how to make sugar cookies.
Walmart and other brands have been using sawdust in parmesan cheese for decades now. Read the label on your cheese, if it says cellulose powder, its has it 🤢😅
*Sigh* Cellulose is an edible material. This is more fear mongering over words because people don't bother to look up what they actually are. We eat stuff made from wood and plants all the time. This shouldn't be a shock to anyone.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla i still prefer only Cheese in my cheese though lol
@@Av3rjkRRow What do you mean by only cheese? Cheese is a compound made of various other things. Always has been.
My older brother had a pirate themed birthday party as a kid. it has been almost 20 years. We still find those plastic coins in our backyard.
0:45 Checked the QR code, it’s not a rickroll, it’s a shitpost involving a lot of dank 2015 memes
@Anebi James get out
I sacrificed myself, yes this is a Rick roll (0:52)
1:20 Jokes on yall, im into that shit
I scanned the QR code so you dont have to. Well played Mr Astley, well played....
8:55
*sees that it's youtube*
*ad plays and sees that it's a rickroll*
*plays it anyways cause the song is banger*
The QR code is in fact a rickroll
I just got rickrolled by a calculator 😭😭
0:54 He made it a rickroll. Mad respect. I didn't get rickrolled either. I got saved by ads and saw the video title
Dude every morning my grandpa went to Wendy’s to eat with his buddies but when the closed there dining room because of remodeling he just bought Wendy’s and then went to the MacDonalds down the street and ate in there
I tested out the QR code and yep, its a rickroll
0:51 it was indeed a rickroll
1:58 ok y'all! I swear I did the same with frosted flakes. It's good! It really is, but it's quite obviously a dessert.
Also you should have much more cereal than that
The QR Code on the calculator was indeed a Rick roll 🥲
That is indeed a rickroll in a QR code. Amazing.
The comments on the yellow subreddit at 11:25 are gold
was the pun intended?
actually no, but I'm choosing to say yes it is now
can confirm, that QR code is a rickroll.
Its a great day when Emkay uploads. Which is every day!!
OH YEA MAN!
4:54
They actually already do this. No I'm not fear mongering, it's why OP specified microcrystalline cellulose VS "swept off the workshop floor"
I HAVE BEEN RICK ROLLED BY A TI 84!!
The tiny plastic baby is hilarious and weirdly fun
0:55 It's actually a rickroll. What a madlad
Guys I sacrificed myself for everyone's sake. The calculator QR code at the beginning *is* a rickroll, our dear presentator got it right.
9:38 that poor woman. How could you put her through something like that 😦
You can't tell me what to do
Proceeds to rick roll myself out of spite
The damn QR code was a fucking Rickroll
Edit: i resumed playing the vid and he then says it's probably a Rickroll. I hate myself
If I was that guy that had the pizza thing in the backyard I’ll be eating pizzas for the rest of my life
for someone who is hired to read stuff, Robin sure does skip a lot...
Thanks for pie recipe, its real good
6:53
4:30 Companies Already do this Shit.