Here’s what I found for why the screwdriver is called the screwdriver: In his book, Matus explains how the screwdriver got its name. Decades ago, American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.
"If your buddy uses the soap down there, you can just put it on your face..." Um... nah... while all science might indicate that you are correct... I will go with "get me another bar of soap". lol
Hahhaa I noticed that too then looked for this comment 😂 I’m like gurl thats Destiny’s Child not TLC who actually sings it 😂 too funny Dr Mike is great
@@britthay19 Girl! I legit had to rewind and make sure I saw what I saw. He got the song stuck in my head and then I thought "Hold the phone..." Rewind
Robert Girtakovskis I was under the impression it absolutely isn’t because I’ve been told not to share bar soap because it’s not self cleansing and I do rinse my soap to clean it; but a doctor who’s gone through much more education and who has accomplished much more than myself has just contested that and now I’m having a life crisis. Do you need to clean soap or does it clean itself???
“No electronics before bedtime, or else you won’t be awake enough” Me, who wasn’t been energized and has been using my iPad before bedtime ever since grade 2 because of my mom: no.
@@inmate666 think about it this way I wash my hands after I pick my nose and then you wash your hands with the same soap. The soap cleans itself the germs don't stay on.
1:16 I actually recently had to basically scold my psychiatrist because for about 2 years I was taking Hydroxozing and it wasn’t working. I told her for about 8 visits straight and she just kept saying “no phone before bed.” Now I have a new medicine and I sleep great. Please listen to your patients 😩
“If anyone here is a radiologist-” Let me stop you right there. There are no doctors here, only teens avoiding homework at 5 am and drinking their 8th cup of whipped coffee.
1:05 I actually know the answer to this one! It's called a "screwdriver" because oil rig workers used to (discreetly, obviously) add vodka to their orange juice so they could drink on the job without being found out. Since they didn't have a spoon on hand, usually, they would stir the drink with a screwdriver. Additional fun bartender fact: any drink that has "screw" in the name has either vodka or gin mixed with orange juice (except a Downriver Screwdriver, which uses Faygo, and a Burning Screwdriver, which uses Fireball whiskey)
I'm just gonna say this because Mr Beast deserves it; but it's been specified that if you can't donate through TH-cam where you live, you can go to the website and donate there, should work
Fun fact: it’s called the Screwdriver because American oil workers would secretly mix vodka in their morning orange juice. They lacked a spoon or other utensil to mix it with so they used their screwdrivers.
Screwdriver was invented on an oil rig when a guy poored vodka into his OJ. He used a screwdriver from his toolbox to stir it, hence the name screwdriver.
Apparently the screwdriver got it's name when American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.
Did this actually happen? Also might be a slip of tongue and he meant is this your first surgery. I mean it’s happened to me after a long shift when I am sleep deprived that I say something so completely stupid it surprises even my sleep deprived self.
Literally thought this was like a white coat syndrome/anxiety thing about noooottt wanting to get your appendix taken out! Lol. Then, I was like oooohhhhhh, your first appendectomy! Sammmee on both, though.
2:53 Dr Mike: "what's self cleansing? A cat?! No, I'm talking about a physical object that cleans itself!" Me: "the hell kind of cats have you been looking at?"
This is what Google says about the screw driver "In his book, Matus explains how the screwdriver got its name. Decades ago, American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.Mar 24, 2015"
i'd like to think they named it that since they don't want their supervisor to know that they'd been drinking while working.. Jim : hey Mark, can bring the orange juice again tomorrow.. it's good Mark : is it? to me it's taste like a normal orange juice Jim : no.. not that one, the other one Mark : which one? Jim : *signaling with his eyes towards the supervisor* you know, the one with THE SCREW DRIVER Mark : OOOHH... THE SCREW DRIVER, got it Supervisor : what are you guys even talking about? Mark : oh, nothing boss.. we forgot to bring a spoon so we use a screw driver to stir our orange juice and what do you know? it actually taste good.. wanna try some? Supervisor : no thanks.. that sounds disgusting *walks away* Mark : *winks to Jim*
@@TallicaMan1986 isn't that the same reason you don't normally breathe through your mouth? Because It doesn't have the same filter? I'm not a doctor but I grew up near doctors and nurses.
Dr. Mike: A lot of people think they have to give mouth to mouth. You don’t have to. Hands only CPR is fine. You just killed the passions for some people to look forward to performing chest compressions on others.
That was a clever and very cute joke. Lol ❤ Dr. MIKE..33YR OLD LRT/COSMETOLOGIST/MASTER BARBER OVER HERE LOL (weirdest combo of a person's profession i know...haha) you had that answer on that image. 😂
I rinse it before letting it touch anything but my hands. Everyone in my house uses it. My dad, mom, sister, younger brother. Hell no, not using that on any part of me before washing it thoroughly
@@heroninja1125 They were referring to the women vagina, but since youtube won't monetize em, he put cat instead of vagina. Cats are also called pussies or unless you're really young and immature..
It’s great hearing him say “no phone at bed because anxiety” when my anxiety would be far higher when left in a dark room at night with no potential for sound or visual stimulation.
Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
Me: currently laying in bed watching his video on my phone before I go to sleep.
Safe Haven; Anonymous Letters I went to bed an hour ago and here I am binge watching this guy. Lol
Me🙋✋
Like me 😂
That’s me rn
lol same
Fun fact: tumor in French is "tumeur", which literally means "you die".
oh wow
Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc."
Doctor: "I diagnose you with you die."
Yutah Andrei Ogawa 😂🤣
@@yutahkotomi5156 F
I literally didnt realise this till now and I speak the language
They got the 20,000,000 trees
Dif he Heart s comment on an older video
@@luckycorn8590 ehhh?
21 million now
Now it's 21 mil
Australian fire: Once I'm done, that number would be zero.
Here’s what I found for why the screwdriver is called the screwdriver: In his book, Matus explains how the screwdriver got its name. Decades ago, American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.
no its because it screws with drivers
@@winkyman_ that’s true, that’s true
1:47 as a Jamaican, I can confirm we do in fact say *Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh EH EH*
Mia_The_Otaku //Gacha// absolutely not
*Hello Friend*
EH!
Im a jamacian too
@Thelondonbadger
DJ sukadik? Lmfao
"no electronics in bed"
me, sleeping on the couch with my phone: cool cool
Lmao same here
Loophole?
yeah mood
I sleep on the floor so I guess I'm good
Cool cool here too...
Nobody:
Dr mike : “ EH EHH EH EHH “
He sounded like Spongebob in that one scene 😂😂
Yo doctor Mike is like me telling a joke to my parents. They end up giving me a life lesson.
Haha I'm not even sure what I was going for there....
you said that and my mind immediately went to message man
*E H E H E H E H E H*
Dr Mike: "no more electronics before bed!"
Me watching him explain this at 12:50 A.M. 👁️👄👁️
Yes I like it
More like ✨5:00 am✨ get wrecked lol
Me rn
It’s 12:45rn😶
Sammme before waking up for school at 6:30
"Do you wash the soap?"
Well.. yes... that top layer needs to go
Same
I felt this.
Amy Gao yesssssssssss you get life!
LOL same
I went looking for this comment
“The vagina is a self cleaning oven”
Gynaecologist’s fav line 😂
What is a self cleaning oven?.. have to google that
Wouldn't the uterus be more correct?
Sierra Jameson ...even if it cooks a lot?
Yeah
That's what first came to mind when he said self cleaning
YES YOU WASH THE SOAP
What if there is hair on the soap?
Mike you-
You never replied to him
What if there was hair?
W-
Please I’m panicking
@@Xyna7590 Omg I didn't even know he liked my comment
And yes we need answers
@Lulu Jones DOCTOR MIKE DO YOU WASH YOUR SOAP?!?!
@@ricocarpenter2189 PANIK
Lol
Mike once said : your friends in the club going æh æh æh æh
Dr. Mike: The mitochondria is the energy center of the cell.
Me: *cries in powerhouse*
Lol
xD
Meshwa -Mitsuki- Soni HAHAHAHA
Virus: *Brandishes knife in the powerhouse*
👎🏼
"there's only two things you should be doing in bed, sleeping and -"
that just killed me hahahahha
alexza03 Uh, you know, most people do it in bed. You don’t have to though, if you’re into that.
Maybe it was supposed to be a queef noise😂
Or going to school
my buddy: uses the soap *down there*
me with surgical gloves: VIOLENTLY CHOPPING THE FIRST LAYER OFF OF EVERY SIDE
Haha lol
Sorry man I use liquid soap for every purpose
@TheTunes Mushroom No that soap makes you stronger
"If your buddy uses the soap down there, you can just put it on your face..."
Um... nah... while all science might indicate that you are correct... I will go with "get me another bar of soap". lol
There's people who refuse to take vaccines
And there's people who clean a self-cleansing object
Doctor Mike's explanation of FOMO was so hilarious but extremely accurate. I love this man
Dr. Mike: sees dope meme
His brain: releases dope-a-meme
Edit: Proud to be of service 😁
@Emma Cain I agree, lol
Ur pun sucks
@@Luna-im2sf Cool
I'm cackling
Wow, that's a good one! :D
"Doctor Mike, how was your weekend?"
"I WAS AT THE CLUB GOING EH EH EH EH"
YESSSSS
I was in Jamaica with my friends goin' "EhH EH Eh Eh"
This got me 😂😂😂
I was on my own in my room going eH eH eH eH eH to loud music
From now on this will be found under every video of his
Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
..disconnect Life Support Equipment
KlaudiusL They'll definitely sleep well after that
i did it, and it change my mornings, they become afternoons because i turned off the alarm.
IM SCREAMKNG LMFAOOOOOO
Omg jeez uhhhhhh....
Thats Gallows humor everyone😁🤣😂
dr. Mike: "no electronics before bed"
Me: Totally ignoring the fact that I am in bed right now ready for bed
LISTEN. TO. DOCTOR. MIKE 🤬
Me too I am literally in bed
@@adawong24 NU UH💅🏻
Dr Mike : "No electronics before bed time"
All of us watching his vids before bed time : "Sure"
Its 12:30 pm here 🤣
StarlingTheBard it’s midnight. i have school early in the morning. i was supposed to go to sleep 2 hours ago. but here i am...
1:40am, woke up with low blood sugar thought: hm maybe I should watch a video while I wait to get back to normal numbers and now I feel attacked
StarlingTheBard exactly
Watching this at 4 am instead of getting a good night's rest 😂🤣
Doctor Mike: "what else is self cleansing..... A cat?"
Well he's getting closer...
that's the monetized video version.
Ahhhhh, the “cat”. Got it. Haahahaha
Vagina
Yeah, we can all say vagina.
@@samanthaweps4215 FBI : (all armed) *OPEN UPPPP!!!!*
Doctor Mike: "NO ELECTRONICS BEFORE BED"
Me: **sweating because I'm watching this video at 1 am in bed**
Saaame
4am ☠️
2 for me
@Yeetsy å øl po
Ahem...
yeah... same...
4:42 in. Dr. Mike singing TLC's 'No Scrubs' and showing a picture of Destiny's Child. 😂 No judgment! Love Dr. Mike.
That seriously killed me
SMH
Hahhaa I noticed that too then looked for this comment 😂 I’m like gurl thats Destiny’s Child not TLC who actually sings it 😂 too funny Dr Mike is great
@@britthay19 Girl! I legit had to rewind and make sure I saw what I saw. He got the song stuck in my head and then I thought "Hold the phone..." Rewind
I actually kinda would wash that soap after my buddy had washed it down there
Whatcha doin showering with your buddy
Didn’t he say that it was self cleansing?
Me too 😂
Same. I always wash soap
RIGHT I always clean my soap
Doctor Mike: Don’t take phones to bed.
Me: Watching this at 3am
honestly same but I fell asleep Xd
Same right here buddy
My current situation
Fr same
Me too
Mike: “soap is self cleansing”
Me: *confused shrieking*
Robert Girtakovskis I was under the impression it absolutely isn’t because I’ve been told not to share bar soap because it’s not self cleansing and I do rinse my soap to clean it; but a doctor who’s gone through much more education and who has accomplished much more than myself has just contested that and now I’m having a life crisis.
Do you need to clean soap or does it clean itself???
I still wash off the soap
Kayla .Kenndy same especially if it’s dry
breezily yes
How can someone accept dry soap when they washin up?
Ever gone into a public rest room where there is a bar of soap on the sink with black lines....that is mold
1:44 this moment lives in my mind rent free, I'm glad I found it again because it's hilarious 😂
Don’t watch screens before bed he says
Me watching this at midnight: welp...
Jtzkb ooh valid point
Same xD
same
Cute avatar
Artsy same
"Did you say a cat?!"
No no, wait. He's got a point.
Of course he has a point. My cat spends 30 hours to clean itself in a day
@@Ananya-lr6od mine looks like a fuzz bunny
Jesus Saves Love God
✝️
@@Ananya-lr6od Jesus Saves Love God✝️
Dr. Mike: no phones in bed
Me: *gets on the floor* okay continue
LMAOOOOOOO
Thought about doing that right when I read this
Floor is actually preferable
999th
1000th like
“No electronics before bedtime, or else you won’t be awake enough”
Me, who wasn’t been energized and has been using my iPad before bedtime ever since grade 2 because of my mom: no.
Mike: SAVE THE TREES
Me: With chest compressions?
CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.
It’s called a screwdriver, because you’ll be a
screeewed driver
If anyone actually wants to know, it's because the workers who invented it didn't have spoons so they stirred it with a screwdriver
Thats what i thought! XD
@@archerymidnight3422 oh okay thanks for the info
I thought it gives you sex desire. hahaha. screw driver.
BRUUUUUUUUH
Um if my friend used soap on their “you know what” I would not and I repeat WOULD NOT use it on my face
Mya Mae AY👏🏾MEN👏🏾
Why not the soap is self cleansing it's not like germs stay on 🧼
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Think of the last thing i wash in the shower with soap.and the first thing you wash with the same bar of soap.
@@inmate666 think about it this way I wash my hands after I pick my nose and then you wash your hands with the same soap. The soap cleans itself the germs don't stay on.
1:16 I actually recently had to basically scold my psychiatrist because for about 2 years I was taking Hydroxozing and it wasn’t working. I told her for about 8 visits straight and she just kept saying “no phone before bed.” Now I have a new medicine and I sleep great.
Please listen to your patients 😩
Dr Mike: *sings No Scrubs and shows Destiny’s Child*
TLC: “Are we a joke to you...”
❤️ 😉
Ariel Moriah omg finaly someone else noticed this
I would assume he has an editor who messed up. I noticed it too.
Finally! They don’t even look the same!
Ariel Moriah thank you!! I was going to point that out! Sorry to be so particular but give TLC the love and credit they deserve.
Omg I checked the comments to make sure someone else noticed it
Me: *Watching a video about health*
Also me: *digitally drawing at 3:00 AM without her glasses*
ayyyyy... 3d modelling a house rn
Which brand of tablet do you use? Just curious I need to replace mine soon
Grace Haven I have an x-pen tablet, but my model is a little screwy with me, so I use procreate on the ipad with the Apple Pencil. I recommend it.
*Makes weird "eh" noises while trying to imitate partying* I'm sorry, but that totally sounds like the turtle trying to mate with that shoe.
Well, now I know why it sounded familiar 😔
🤣
I love Dr. Mike's laugh. Comes right from his inner child. 😄
“If anyone here is a radiologist-”
Let me stop you right there. There are no doctors here, only teens avoiding homework at 5 am and drinking their 8th cup of whipped coffee.
Teen on the inside also counts
Can u really blame them though
🤣
Sorry for ruining 100 likes
I was just about to make whipped coffee 😂😂
Dr Mike: singing “no scrubs” with photo of destiny’s child.
TLC: WOOOOWWWWWWWWW
Rusty Shacklford What does putting the wrong girl group up have to do with editing?? Lol he put Destiny's Child when that song is by TLC
@@Everglow247 dr mike doesn't do his edits but yes i agree. Editing makes no difference since it's still the wrong group
That was just awesome to funny
Rusty Shacklford I do understand how editing works. I’m not saying he is to blame but he is the face.
@Rusty Shacklford you are a moron.
1:05 I actually know the answer to this one! It's called a "screwdriver" because oil rig workers used to (discreetly, obviously) add vodka to their orange juice so they could drink on the job without being found out. Since they didn't have a spoon on hand, usually, they would stir the drink with a screwdriver. Additional fun bartender fact: any drink that has "screw" in the name has either vodka or gin mixed with orange juice (except a Downriver Screwdriver, which uses Faygo, and a Burning Screwdriver, which uses Fireball whiskey)
And if you add milk of magnesia to it, it's a Phillips Screwdriver.
I appreciate fun factoids like these! Thank you! 👌🏼❤️
That doesn't seem like a very sanitary object to mix your drink with
@@unknowncreature-0069 tru do
so many good decisions being made in the best profession to make them
Person: *bleeding from the eyes*
Doctor Mike: Chest compressions!!
1:21 “Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool”
Me: Automatically thinks of Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine going
“Cool Cool Cool, No Doubt No Doubt!”
avery Rosa sameeeee
avery Rosa noice
Lol me too! Love that show!!
Or abed in community
I was looking for this comment 😅 99!!!!
Dr. Mike: It's called a screwdriver.
Me: No, it's called alcholism.
Robyn K no it’s called a screwdriver
@@Damianizthebest998 r/wooosh
0 no you got r/wooosh
@@otacogaming nigga you dumb.
I know why its called screwdriver
Because it's screws you up
when you get the "sorry you cant donate in this country or region yet"
all around me are familiar faces...
worn out places
Same
I'm just gonna say this because Mr Beast deserves it; but it's been specified that if you can't donate through TH-cam where you live, you can go to the website and donate there, should work
@@bryanbustillos606 ok thanks im not really famaliar with how this all works
Same...
5:06 Doctor Mike taking so long to catch on is so pure and wholesome!
Book smarts are top-notch, meme-smarts, not so much xx
I didn’t get it, please tell me😭
HE IS SO ADORABLE!!!!
Jacob DiLaurentis Oml he liked this comment. You have my respect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He didn't liked mine ☹️i said it on another video ❤
Yesssssss
Annabelle Tinio rightttttt???? 😭😭😭😭🥺💕
But i don't think he is gay 'Jacob'
“He has a tumour :(“
“AHAHA”
*arthur fleck intensifies*
My mood swings in one clip
Hahahahahahahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂
Its the new Elon musk meme
I´m not fluent in englis, and I get this one KKKK
I don’t know why my car is running so poorly. I made sure I added the essential oils!
Oh my god…
Did you forget to pray to the machine spirit and preform your maintenance rituals? Because it sounds like you have angered it
HHHHHHH
@@jacthing1 Begone! Go play with your toasters!
@@tesnacloud nah I'll stick to my collection of dark age washing machines thanks.
Doctor mike:"Why is it called a Screwdriver?"
Me:"If you drink it, your screwed" 🤣👌
Dr. Mike: soap is a self-cleaning object
*instructions unclear, ate a whole block of soap*
Soooooooo underrated comment
oof that'll make ya throw up x.x
Yeah soap tastes good.
@@dababy9705 yall cursed
Yeah and I accidentally joined the Russian mafia
"Don't bring your phone to bed at night."
*slowly puases and turns off phone*
But- but you commented..
1:15 me watching this at 3 am
@@Poseidon-oz9pg that's how slowly they did it
Lol no I grab my tablet instead ummm
@@Poseidon-oz9pg it's a paradox
Dr. Mike: *sings TLC song*
Also Dr. Mike: *inserts picture of Destiny’s Child*
THANK YOU. Lol! I searched for far too long for this comment.
And I thought my mans was cultured
Thank you for commenting because I was just going to. Bad editing
I was doubting my memory for a second lmaoo
My god, thank you for commenting on that. When I saw it my Jaw dropped!
"no electronics before bed "
my electric fan: oh no
NO HOW COULD YOU BRO!? 😂
Dr. Mike : sings “Scrubs” by TLC
* side picture* : DESTINY’S CHILD
🤦♀️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♀️ 🤦♂️
I thought it was only me that noticed this!
I came to look for a comment like this.
Hahaha
@@callmewaves1160 me too! I just knew someone else had to notice that.
I thought it was just me🤣
🤦♀️🤦♂️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♂️
Dr. Mike: "No phones before bed"
Me: watching this
Hahaha same
2:13 AM 😂😂😂😂
The way to not be afflicted with FOMO: have no friends so you don’t have to see anyone having a nice time.
Ayyy. Screens in bed time.
What is FOMO?
Fear Of Missing Out. Basically feeling like you have a bad life because of all your friends post pictures of them having fun or something
@@vanyakostyanovsky889 Oh.
Imagine needing a phone to have that.
Imagine not having it every day of your life.
Imagine-
Imagine Dragons
Or another solution is just not use social media before bed time
Fun fact: it’s called the Screwdriver because American oil workers would secretly mix vodka in their morning orange juice. They lacked a spoon or other utensil to mix it with so they used their screwdrivers.
Soooo no one is gonna talk about how he showed Destiny’s Child for “No Scrubs” when that song is sand by TLC 💀
Ikr 💀
YES! OMG! I yelled, “NOOO!” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
AND I OOP-
Thank you!!
FangirlInAFrenzy _ Ik I wasn’t the only one😂
Dr. Mike and Jake Peralta: "Cool cool cool cool cool cool"
No doubt no doubt
No doubt no doubt no doubt
abed too.
Limited people understand this Joke. Season 7 comes out today on netflix
I immediately thought of Jake and Abed 😂
Screwdriver was invented on an oil rig when a guy poored vodka into his OJ. He used a screwdriver from his toolbox to stir it, hence the name screwdriver.
That was not what I expected for the reasoning for the name of the drink 😂😂😂
Same.
Learning things with TH-cam comments
Apparently the screwdriver got it's name when American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.
Well
Dr Mike: “No electronics before bedtime”
Me watching this video at night:
"Eh eh eh eheh"
-Dr. Mike, 2019
Wow this is hearted and has only 1 like :(
@@galacticgray8922 Hahaha ikr??
Sana all
me too and ☹️ woooooow this needs more likes
guys what song was the intro?
pandaninie Ga$ money
Me: *Goes to doctors to have appendix removed*
The Doctor: "So is this your first appendectomy?"
Me: _Time for a second opinion_
Did this actually happen? Also might be a slip of tongue and he meant is this your first surgery.
I mean it’s happened to me after a long shift when I am sleep deprived that I say something so completely stupid it surprises even my sleep deprived self.
Lmfaooooo
😂😂
Literally thought this was like a white coat syndrome/anxiety thing about noooottt wanting to get your appendix taken out! Lol. Then, I was like oooohhhhhh, your first appendectomy! Sammmee on both, though.
Me: hears “no electronics before bed”
Also me: *in bed with my phone*
Same
Yep
Just get up and do it on the couch instead!
@@DoctorMike exCuse me
Doctor Mike
😢
2:53 Dr Mike: "what's self cleansing? A cat?! No, I'm talking about a physical object that cleans itself!"
Me: "the hell kind of cats have you been looking at?"
Object.
@@CaliSweetDreamr cats could be classified as objects just living objects
Schroedingers cat?
Dr. Mike: *grossed out by Bear's tongue being on the floor*
Also Dr. Mike: *lets Bear lick all over his face*
I cannot STOP the Lovin'
@@DoctorMike
Me: *faints*
isn't the tongue self cleansing?
LOL story of my life. Dog kisses are the best.
Whoever dates Dr. Mike should be ok with bacteria too
When you’re so early there aren’t any funny things in the comment section yet
6:01-6:02 😂
Yes
Dog
This is what Google says about the screw driver
"In his book, Matus explains how the screwdriver got its name. Decades ago, American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.Mar 24, 2015"
huh, cool!-
i'd like to think they named it that since they don't want their supervisor to know that they'd been drinking while working..
Jim : hey Mark, can bring the orange juice again tomorrow.. it's good
Mark : is it? to me it's taste like a normal orange juice
Jim : no.. not that one, the other one
Mark : which one?
Jim : *signaling with his eyes towards the supervisor* you know, the one with THE SCREW DRIVER
Mark : OOOHH... THE SCREW DRIVER, got it
Supervisor : what are you guys even talking about?
Mark : oh, nothing boss.. we forgot to bring a spoon so we use a screw driver to stir our orange juice and what do you know? it actually taste good.. wanna try some?
Supervisor : no thanks.. that sounds disgusting *walks away*
Mark : *winks to Jim*
I-
Neat
Let me guess, that guy died of tetanus.
Doctor mike “don’t have electronics before bedtime.”
Me watching at 1:00 am
I'm watching this before bed...
Hehehehehe....
Wow...my first hearted comment, never thought dr mike would notice the comment😊
Erlend Ihle Oh no
@@LeSheikah were you using a computer? 🙄
@@Ilikebunnies-metoo no...
Same-
DID DR MIKE CREDIT DESTINYS CHILD FOR “NO SCRUBS”!?!?
ITS SUPPOSE TO BE TLC!!!!
I know that just didn't happen....
Yeah that drove me crazy!
He means well, y'all 🤣🤣🤣
This is what I came to the comments to find!!
Let’s blame his editor yeah? He’s too hot.
“What else is self cleaning?”
Every woman: Ehem
Lol init
That a bit sexist, these days women are not expected to clean the house or the place they live in.
Celestial Demon i don’t think that they thought about the house...🤦🏽♀️
Brendon Urielly It was a joke, you know.
Celestial Demon talking about vaginas love
Dr. Mike: Don't use electronics before bedtime.
Me: Watching Dr. Mike's videos before bedtime. 🥸
IM DYING AT THE “EH EH EH EH EH EH” your friends in Jamaica are like “EH EN EH EH EH EH
Edit: btw it’s at 1:47
So are the kids in my basement
@@facelesboi2269 lol.
@@facelesboi2269 😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆😆 I'm dying right now
ÆŒEÆŒEH
Dude , I can't afford my own food, why do you think I can afford oxygen!?
lol you got heart
I’m glad that you didn’t lived in the movie “The Lorax”.
@@yuzhu3554 uh,i am vietnamese...that count?
Technically yes, for free that is
How to detox your body: Be born with a liver
Kidneys: Are we jokes to you?
people with liver/kidney transplants or waiting on transplants:
The lungs is also act as a filter.
That’s funny!
@@jadenschalck8640 And the nose is the pre filter for the lungs.
@@TallicaMan1986 isn't that the same reason you don't normally breathe through your mouth? Because It doesn't have the same filter? I'm not a doctor but I grew up near doctors and nurses.
doctor mike: no electronics before bed
me: *literally watching this at 11pm*
Ngl, Doctor Mike constantly missing the jokes on these meme reviews lowkey makes me feel better about myself.
*eh eh eh eh*
Like the cat one.
His understanding of humor and how it works seems to be... limited.
What does it says???
🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Mike: A lot of people think they have to give mouth to mouth. You don’t have to. Hands only CPR is fine.
You just killed the passions for some people to look forward to performing chest compressions on others.
That was a clever and very cute joke. Lol ❤
Dr. MIKE..33YR OLD LRT/COSMETOLOGIST/MASTER BARBER OVER HERE LOL (weirdest combo of a person's profession i know...haha) you had that answer on that image. 😂
Learning doctor stuff from medical school: ❌
Learning itom doctor mike: ✅
I wish this guy was my doctor
Who else picture the guys wearing orange meme?
Jeske Kadijk y
Me tooooooo
Dr Mike : saying BABYBOO
My heart, brain , all the organs : 😭😭💘💘💘💘💘
he is fr so adorable
Doctor: What’s Your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: What a coincidence...
@Ginger NoSoul what a coincidence
Stolen comment
@@flaze2606 nope, just old-as-hell meme
This was commented on the last vid he made about these memes and got thousands of likes. Not sure what you were expecting.. :v
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
no one:
literally nobody:
not even a single soul:
Dr. Mike: "eH eH eH eH"
Haha EHHHHHH
EHEHEHEHEHEHE
@@DoctorMike he replied wkdndind legit cry fjfbdjhd
Am I the only one who washes the soap’s exterior before finally using it?
I think that's closer to rinsing than washing.
Yes!
nope jungkook shiii
I do it too bc I don’t want to rub dirt on myself 🤣🤣
Nah i think 50% of the world does dat
We’re partnering to save trees and plants
Also Mike putting the plant in ahealdlock
" your friends on the club "
" *EH. EH. EH.* "
How and why are my friends on the club? Did they climb a ladder?
EH EH
What club?
S-t-r-i-....... Clob
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Doctor Mike: *eh eh eh eh* *mwah mwah*
I will never forget this XD i want someone to make one of those memes where they take those sounds and make actual music out of it
Idk, I'd rinse the bar of soap before putting it on my face 😂😂
I rinse it before letting it touch anything but my hands. Everyone in my house uses it. My dad, mom, sister, younger brother. Hell no, not using that on any part of me before washing it thoroughly
@Jaime Johnson noooo :")
Yeh same lol, dosen´t matter that it kill the bacteria Im still gonna wash it.
@@ElissonPlays Soap doesn't kill bacteria.
@@daleharden1749 it removes the bacteria from your body only outside
DM:Dont go on electronics before bed!
Me:Watching him at 12:00am
"What else is self cleansing?"
"A cat"
I see what you did there
Ohhh I get it (finally)
I don't get it can someone explain?
@@blurryface8181 Ummm.. I don't think you wanna know.. I definitely didn't but I found out.. You'll find out sooner or later
KittenPlays 1212 cause cats wash themselves duh
@@heroninja1125 They were referring to the women vagina, but since youtube won't monetize em, he put cat instead of vagina. Cats are also called pussies
or unless you're really young and immature..
Dr. Mike: "Uh, what's something that's self-cleaning?"
Me: "Vaginas?"
Dr. Mike: "Oh! Soap!"
Me: *get your head out of the gutter*
BroadwayLover I think the camera guy was trying to say that and that’s why Dr. Mike was like Cats??
@@musicabelle68 oh! That woukd make sense! Lol
But it’s true!
Vaginas are not self cleaning some pussies be smelling of fish
-_-
“The colon is self cleansing what else is self cleansing?”
Me: VAGINA!!
Camera man: CAT
Doctor Mike: SOAP
Me: oh.....
Camera man just said a more family friendly answer xD
My answer too! I got it from mama doctor Jones 😂
Me as hell. 😂😂😂😂 THE VAGINAAAAAA
Lol
What dad never told me this, explain.
Bruh if my buddy is using their soap **down there** you can bet I’ll go buy soap cuz I ain’t using that unless I’m in dire straits 😂
Patient: "doc how long do I have until I die"
Doctor: "five"
Patient: "ok so is that years months or what"
Doctor "four"
Patient oh shi
5
4
3
2
Plot twist: it was 11:59 on New Years Eve when he said that
"If your buddy uses soap 'down there' and then you need to use the soap do you wash the soap?" Yes absolutely 100%
@Rowan
THANK YOU!!!! Somebody need to say this it was bothering me
@Charlotte Hamilton I thought the same thing😂😂
I hate to be that guy (not really)
Your *
@@FightRingkikow hah oops
i'd rather use my own bar of soap 😂😂😂
"Imagine if somewhere in your food there are little stools" Yeah dog, they put them in the middle of your pizza.
lmfaooo this comment needs more likes!!!
Lol
It’s great hearing him say “no phone at bed because anxiety” when my anxiety would be far higher when left in a dark room at night with no potential for sound or visual stimulation.
maybe you need help with that