I would watch a Planes movie that takes place in space and you see Grandpa Buff just warping into orbit around Jupiter and on the side of the hull "Forever" tattooed across. Do not question the logic of this. I can picture it and I am giggling at it. Then, a squad of F-22s warp in and the Xeno scum get scared and run away. The collective annoyance from the F-22s never getting to dogfight is growing. They may end up revolting. All to get their battle.
The idea of the B-52 being the first interplanetary bomber accompanied by an F-22 based escort fighter is probably the coolest, helldivers-esque concept I’ve ever heard of
Look, we all know that the first exoatmospheric fighter will be developed from the F16. We can call it... the Viper Mk.II Although as much as I'd like the Space Force to commission a USS Galactica, if the first space-carrier isn't named Enterprise there _will_ be riots!
@@dylanwight5764 wasnt the enterprise not even the first intergalatic vessel? feel free to correct me if im wrong about that, it has been 20 years for me
Full truth, the BUFF program has cost the USA an awful lot of money, but man, it's saved a lot of trouble. I think the ROI on that one is definitely a keeper.
Everyone, while we sit and laugh at HLC’s latest gutbusters, I think we should all collectively take a minute to honor Brigadier General Clarence Emil “Bud” Anderson, WWII P-51 Triple Ace who even went back for more flying Thuds in Vietnam, who went west yesterday at the age of 102. Blue Skies General, it was a privilege and honor to have known you…
@@frednone I like how space warfare is described in "The Lost Fleet" book series. They spend 16 hours approaching the enemy fleet at .2c and then in the final 2 hours make their minor course adjustments to try and fool the enemy predictive targeting software. The actual shooting happens in a microsecond and is done by the computers. Afterwards it is a damage assessment and maybe another 5-10 hours of maneuvering to get turned around to shoot again. The battles lasted multiple days on the short side and more often took a week plus.
United Earth stallaris: They took out some of our ships so we glassed some of their planets and turned them into tome worlds that is a planet that is unhabitable filled with radiation. Set the titans in those are super mechs, clones, drones, droids, bots to take over the planets fight the remaining garrison there. I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part. Gone the galax trade federation today. GTF: Glassing planets is a war crime and the GTF will attack anyone who doesn't do this GTF: -20% of your navel capabilities or risk being at war GTF: -10% of your boot to the ground or risk being at war GTF: 20% of your resources are going to the GTF supplies and spit up between its members. GTF: 10% resources of the GTF members are going to its GTF members industry zoning to lower the resources by 10%, you want my resources I say where my money goes. GTF: 5% of the resources will be used to increase galactic happiness by 10%. They still have 5% and I don't know where it went to GTF: Killing space animals will be seen as a crime against the GTF and war will happen. United Earth Sol systems left the federations because of taxes
Confused USA "Wait?!? . . .Is . . .is this Canon?" Buff " . . .the Galactic United States . . " USA "Yep! This is most DEFINITELY Canon!" Gather around the fire children, Grandpa Buff is going to regale us with another wonderful story."
Kinda what Buff was designed for. Reminding everyone that, if noone says what the ratios being discussed are, "proportional" can get interesting. If it was the number of lives relative to the whole population of each respective place, the US and whoever touched the wrong boat, well, it'd not be that scary. When it's "proportion of the defense budget used in the attack", well. That gets far scarier. Spend 1% of your defense budget on us... maybe we'll do the same.
@@bud9133 we build one of those ring satellites you can see in many many space video games, put tarmac on the inside edge of the ring, guard rails, and paint the lines. can squiggle the course as you like. lets call it the miami-"space"stead.
Spelled "Xeno". I know. It is not spelled like it sounds. But blame some scientist for the spelling. Cause you know they were drunk, high, or both when coming up with the name.
4:47 I love how much Buff and F22 get along with each other. F22’s a street punk by choice who did molly and did some time in the slammer, but came out a man…a barely functioning, batshit insane man, but a man nonetheless. Buff is the military grandfather who’s still in the army and took one look at F22 and figured he’d unofficially adopt him as a surrogate son.
I think I know why. They’re both the EXACT same kind of insane, but the BUFF has lived with it for so long that he’s gotten used to it. The Kid isn’t there yet.
I think Grandpa Buff is more like the Older veteran who has been in the shit so often that his PTSD is more nostalgia, the Kid however is more of a freshly trained Combat Marine that is just itching to get some before it ends.
Well, there are space bugs in Star Trek. Several species of them. And they are not friendly. Though, they aren't fully 100% canon within the lore. One bug version was introduced in The Next Generation (TNG) and then completely forgotten about. That bug was the Bluegills in Star Trek Online (STO), or simply called "Parasitic being" in TNG. Which were a parasitic bug that burrowed into a host, taking control, and pretty much living among the host species to spread further. Yet, in STO the bug was brought back with its original form and also some new forms that were bigger, nastier, and meaner. Like 8 foot tall bugs that spit acid and such. Yeah. Very...Starship Troopers moment in STO. But instead of bullets and nukes. It was phasers, plasma, disruptors, and mini anti-matter grenades, lol. Also, a lot of swords and knives. Klingons love to get in close. They ain't scared of big bugs.
Oddly enough, in a sci-fi novella I was writing, we do have a ship that in the space fleet is a functional equivalent of the modern destroyer called a Glass Maker. Orbital dropship/bomber, creates surface blast glass.
The greatest f****** episodes I've seen. Every character had a quick comeback and as always was amazing. I also watched the unsubscribe podcast and I'm glad that you're a regular recurring guest. You're an angry cops is the funniest.
Also you should try and write a script or find someone to do it for you for that story because like other comments have said you have an original story that's really interesting.
46 yo woman, and same! This is the highlight of my day a lot of the time! Buff's HellDivers/Star Trek-style perfect sci-fi story just made it even better!
"F22EX" basically sounds like you are describing an F-302 from Stargate, especially because they also used AMRAAMs, were a USAF black project, and were extremely badass
@@ardantop132na6 Bigger than 500 kg. USAF does not use the Mk. 83 (closest to 500 kg at 1,000 pounds and is a Navy weapon), they use 2,000 pound bombs. Some F-22s are configured to be able to drop 2,000 pound JDAMs. That said he would ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ the bugs at every opportunity.
I can soo picture a fleet of G-pa buffs warping in on an enemy and resetting them all to the character select screen. Also, HLC, you need to write a couple of movies, asap!! You got some pure gold going on up in that brain of your's!!
I love how the “don’t touch the boats” line goes back and forth between United States and Japan. Don’t know about any of you but I am looking forward to the day that Japan gets tired of telling others not to touch the boats. I can just imagine them saying “You know what? Screw it. You don’t want to listen to me. So you can just learn the hard way.”.
@@skylershummingbird1667 they need to name one of their helicopter carriers Akagi. It'd be only right to see CVN80 and a new Akagi sailing side by side.
A lot of the greatest scientific discoveries of all time started with an accident. Basically, you experiment, something unexpected happens and then you spend a lot of time and effort figuring out what the hell happened, with more experiments. This time though it's a bunch of theoretical physicists fucking with math until it gave them what they wanted, which is also great but unfortunately not worth much until the tech exists to try it out.
@@lemax6865 The tech part isn't all that hard if it doesn't require new materials (the problem with room temperature superconductors). Once the math says it can happen, you just let the engineers do their thing. From splitting the atom to glassing 2 Japanese cities for touching our boats took less than a decade. The Wright brothers to prototype jets a generation. Nazis dropping rockets on London to Soviet and American landers on the moon (the Soviets were 1st but unmanned) another generation. If this warp drive doesn't require something like fusion (maybe even then with recent energy positive experiments) or antimatter to fuel and can be built with existing materials we could probably get a working prototype in a surprisingly short amount of time. Provided it's properly funded of course. They're still refining the math atm so who knows.
@@davidkelly4210 That's the thing though. When they say "we don't have the technology", what they mean is usually either "we don't have the means of producing (or storing) enough energy", or "we don't have the required materials/the materials required are prohibitively expensive to produce in sufficient quantities". There's also the occasional "we don't have enough computing ability". Not much really "requires" fusion power or antimatter anihilation reactors, it's just that those ways of producing energy would solve the first of those two categories of problem and a good bit of the second if we could get them to work, and that's proven to be rather difficult. I acknowledge that the first step in any great leap in technology and science is getting the math to work, hence why I said "which is also great". I also however realise that between figuring out the math and the engineers getting the product out, there are sometimes *decades* of work involved, fusion being a good example, the math's been there since Einstein. "Fusion power is only 20 years away" is a meme for a reason.
I have to thank HLC for these videos. They are a constant source of entertainment for my 13 year old son and myself. We absolutely love The Kid, Buff, And all the rest. It has brightened our lives in a very real way and has had our sides hurting from laughing so consistently and so long. PLEASE Keep it up and again thank you for all the laughs that are SO NEEDED in these times. Give em hell boys!
When Buff said the UGS was about to bring their most ruthless weapon I thought he'd mean recommissioning the USS Iowa again. Not a new space craft of that name, the freaking ww2 battleship plus some modernizations to show the xenos the definition of orbital bombardement. That the next word was Iowa made me loose it.
There is an old anime that has a space faring Yamato: it looks like the original, but with the upgrades you were talking about, titled Space Battleship Yamato
@@MultiMachinegunneri'm sufficiently nerdly to've understood that reference, just saying, the iowa's are all still floating/not shot full of holes, thats gotta make for easier atmospheric seal if they're gonna make it a space battleship, they can snag the new jersey in a few months when its outta drydock and it'll have new paint :D
Wear it with pride, corn is amazing. It's food by itself, it's an ingredient in lots more food, it can be used for biofuel, it can be used for grain alcohol and all that comes with that (cheers), all of that and more at an economically viable price tag. People don't put enough respect on the name.
Thank you for talking about Domestic Violence. As someone who, not only grew up watching my mother go through it, I’ve also experienced it myself. I believe that it ALWAYS needs more attention. Jokes, done in the right way, bring attention to what millions of people are going through. Remember ladies and gentlemen, NO ONE has the RIGHT to hurt you. ❤ Stay Safe.
Within….a month….the U.S. accidentally discovered Ion engine tech (Star Wars - TIE fighter (Twin ion engine) and Warp drive (Star Trek). Next we are going to get Stargate or a Death Star or Turbolaser
@@stargazer-elite”realistic” in the sense that it involves things we aren’t sure even physically exist. The new “warp drive” actually works under known physics, even if the engineering is centuries away.
@@highlorddarkstar theoretical physics is still physics and at least it’s not like most fictional media that just doesn’t even give a proper explanation
We have Ion Engines. Thing about them. THEY ARE SLOW AS FFFFFFUUUUCCCCC. Several satellites use them and are pretty much on a course to leaving the system. The engine gives the satellites enough control to change course or add a little speed. All without using any compress gases. Thing is. The amount of Ions to move the craft is just enough to get it to move. Though, not enough to be a source of true pulsion. At least not yet. The concept does work. Just needs a lot of fine tuning and new ideas to improve upon it. Also, in the sci-fi world of Star Trek. They have a form of Ion Engines. They are the subwarp engines that starships use to maneuver around. Plus, give little pushes when changing course at Warp.
2:30 I feel that may fall on some deaf ears here given the demographic of DV offenders that hide behind a badge and or uniform, plea down the charges with friendly county prosecutors so they don't lose their job.
Video really went sideways when Grandpa Buff started his tall tales, but his stories are just awesome. I love Grandpa Buff, especially when he did a Sean Connery bit: "He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue."
Buff spitting a better plot than Hollywood has in years...
True.
Maybe if the execs started caring about quality they'd pay their writers a living wage
@@colinz226 you beautiful son of a Buff... you speak wisdom ✨️
@@colinz226 or just hire writers who don't live in California or New York.
I would watch a Planes movie that takes place in space and you see Grandpa Buff just warping into orbit around Jupiter and on the side of the hull "Forever" tattooed across. Do not question the logic of this. I can picture it and I am giggling at it. Then, a squad of F-22s warp in and the Xeno scum get scared and run away. The collective annoyance from the F-22s never getting to dogfight is growing. They may end up revolting. All to get their battle.
The idea of the B-52 being the first interplanetary bomber accompanied by an F-22 based escort fighter is probably the coolest, helldivers-esque concept I’ve ever heard of
🫡🇺🇳 For Super Earth!
@@encryptedwolf7623 AND FOR DEMOCRACY
it is also honestly the most terrifying concept i have ever heard of.
Freedom and Liberty
@@encryptedwolf7623 HAVE A CUP OF LIBER TEA!
The idea of Space F22s is equally as funny as it is absolutely fucking terrifying
The concept of a space f22 is just as scary as the rods from God idea 😢
Space B52s is even worse. Belting out “space lobster” and “love airlock” like they weren’t even geriatric in the 2010s.
Look, we all know that the first exoatmospheric fighter will be developed from the F16. We can call it... the Viper Mk.II
Although as much as I'd like the Space Force to commission a USS Galactica, if the first space-carrier isn't named Enterprise there _will_ be riots!
And apparently he plays Helldivers
@@dylanwight5764 wasnt the enterprise not even the first intergalatic vessel? feel free to correct me if im wrong about that, it has been 20 years for me
Grandpa Buff has been dreaming about warp drive since '72 when he stumbled upon a rerun of Star Trek.
Full truth, the BUFF program has cost the USA an awful lot of money, but man, it's saved a lot of trouble. I think the ROI on that one is definitely a keeper.
The BUFF is forever.
Buff will never die......just imagine that ppabe was designed with a frigging slide rule and is still flying on the front.
Everyone, while we sit and laugh at HLC’s latest gutbusters, I think we should all collectively take a minute to honor Brigadier General Clarence Emil “Bud” Anderson, WWII P-51 Triple Ace who even went back for more flying Thuds in Vietnam, who went west yesterday at the age of 102. Blue Skies General, it was a privilege and honor to have known you…
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🫡
Bud passed? Damn. I was able to meet him once and he was an amazing man, even in his 80's.
o7
"The new F22EX... which stands for exo-atmospheric! F*in SPACE WARFARE!" Space Force is starting to sound like an awesome new job choice!
Hmmm anyone else remember that they are working kn the f15ex already?
Sadly, space warfare will be even more boring than planetary warfare.
@@frednone I like how space warfare is described in "The Lost Fleet" book series. They spend 16 hours approaching the enemy fleet at .2c and then in the final 2 hours make their minor course adjustments to try and fool the enemy predictive targeting software. The actual shooting happens in a microsecond and is done by the computers. Afterwards it is a damage assessment and maybe another 5-10 hours of maneuvering to get turned around to shoot again. The battles lasted multiple days on the short side and more often took a week plus.
@@James-bw4np shit.....and I thought Enders Game was cool...... Thanks for the new book series to check out!
@@thenewbohemian5779 It's a good one. You should also check out the Old Man's War book series.
This man made Helldivers 2/Starship Troopers canon while still making the Buff and Kid stay true to their personalities. Well done sir
United Earth stallaris: They took out some of our ships so we glassed some of their planets and turned them into tome worlds that is a planet that is unhabitable filled with radiation.
Set the titans in those are super mechs, clones, drones, droids, bots to take over the planets fight the remaining garrison there.
I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part, I'm doing my part.
Gone the galax trade federation today.
GTF: Glassing planets is a war crime and the GTF will attack anyone who doesn't do this
GTF: -20% of your navel capabilities or risk being at war
GTF: -10% of your boot to the ground or risk being at war
GTF: 20% of your resources are going to the GTF supplies and spit up between its members.
GTF: 10% resources of the GTF members are going to its GTF members industry zoning to lower the resources by 10%, you want my resources I say where my money goes.
GTF: 5% of the resources will be used to increase galactic happiness by 10%.
They still have 5% and I don't know where it went to
GTF: Killing space animals will be seen as a crime against the GTF and war will happen.
United Earth Sol systems left the federations because of taxes
Confused USA "Wait?!? . . .Is . . .is this Canon?"
Buff " . . .the Galactic United States . . "
USA "Yep! This is most DEFINITELY Canon!"
Gather around the fire children, Grandpa Buff is going to regale us with another wonderful story."
"Don't . Touch. My boats! That goes for my space canoes too. 🤣🤣🤣
"in an overwhelming proportionate response" is one of my favorite Grandpa Buff quotes
Kinda what Buff was designed for. Reminding everyone that, if noone says what the ratios being discussed are, "proportional" can get interesting. If it was the number of lives relative to the whole population of each respective place, the US and whoever touched the wrong boat, well, it'd not be that scary. When it's "proportion of the defense budget used in the attack", well. That gets far scarier. Spend 1% of your defense budget on us... maybe we'll do the same.
"The Galatic United States" is the greatest thing ive ever heard
What would be Galactic Florida?
@@bud9133 we build one of those ring satellites you can see in many many space video games, put tarmac on the inside edge of the ring, guard rails, and paint the lines. can squiggle the course as you like. lets call it the miami-"space"stead.
Four words from the video game Section 8... "United States Imperial Armada"
@bud9133 Tuchanka.
@@bud9133probably Venus
Always a saturday treat to watch another chaotic F22 skit. Praise the buff and may no one touch the boats
🙏🙏
...nor the Space Canoes.
@@skyephoenix801 🤣
Praise Buff drink Duff
Lmao! "Raise Hell! Praise Dale!" I've honestly never heard that one. And "taping the truck nuts on" was priceless! 🤣
HUGE respect for all the facial expressions! They make it an independent character for me, so great job!
what facial expressions? this isn't gacha life 😂
Missed opportunity for the F22 to make a Warhammer 40k reference of "suffer not the zeno to live"
Not everybody is well-versed into 40k, and I don't believe Linecrosser is either, but sure, that works.
*Xeno
HLC even spelled it correctly in the video dude come on.
@@PurpleHeartE54 heresy.. (jk)
It would be the buff no? Cause that is who is designed to end a world.
Spelled "Xeno". I know. It is not spelled like it sounds. But blame some scientist for the spelling. Cause you know they were drunk, high, or both when coming up with the name.
4:47 I love how much Buff and F22 get along with each other. F22’s a street punk by choice who did molly and did some time in the slammer, but came out a man…a barely functioning, batshit insane man, but a man nonetheless. Buff is the military grandfather who’s still in the army and took one look at F22 and figured he’d unofficially adopt him as a surrogate son.
The Buff and F22 are eternal 😂
I think I know why. They’re both the EXACT same kind of insane, but the BUFF has lived with it for so long that he’s gotten used to it. The Kid isn’t there yet.
I think Grandpa Buff is more like the Older veteran who has been in the shit so often that his PTSD is more nostalgia, the Kid however is more of a freshly trained Combat Marine that is just itching to get some before it ends.
Man you think the F22 did molly? The love drug?
The F22 was shooting straight meth.
@5tr4nge75 wait...if we really think about why he wants interception it may be to f**k the enemy...you know what nah imma leave it alone
Star trek mixed with Xenomorphs mixed with a futuristic US military that still has Buff around. One hell of a drug
Well, there are space bugs in Star Trek. Several species of them. And they are not friendly. Though, they aren't fully 100% canon within the lore. One bug version was introduced in The Next Generation (TNG) and then completely forgotten about. That bug was the Bluegills in Star Trek Online (STO), or simply called "Parasitic being" in TNG. Which were a parasitic bug that burrowed into a host, taking control, and pretty much living among the host species to spread further.
Yet, in STO the bug was brought back with its original form and also some new forms that were bigger, nastier, and meaner. Like 8 foot tall bugs that spit acid and such. Yeah. Very...Starship Troopers moment in STO. But instead of bullets and nukes. It was phasers, plasma, disruptors, and mini anti-matter grenades, lol. Also, a lot of swords and knives. Klingons love to get in close. They ain't scared of big bugs.
Basically Starship Troopers original novel with power armor.
IKR? Now I want a whole novel! (Or at least a running series!)
Never expected the Space Orcs that is HFY Humanity to invade this channel. Love it. MORE HFY BUFF TIME!!
HFY invades everything, and we just accept it at this point
Get me a flamethrower
The F22-EX sounds like the kind of aircraft you'd unlock in an Ace Combat campaign lol
Glassing six planets as a response to touching our stuff....ya sound about right.
Oddly enough, in a sci-fi novella I was writing, we do have a ship that in the space fleet is a functional equivalent of the modern destroyer called a Glass Maker. Orbital dropship/bomber, creates surface blast glass.
Now I can't get the thought of the Kid dragging "Truck Nuts" behind him out of my head!🤣🤣
I love the spirit.
Hey, gotta give Russia a fighting chance to spot him before the missiles fly
I know right 😂😂🍻
Well, the Teabagging equipment gives them some kind of RCS to get a return on.... easier if the enemy comes to you...
Same 😂😂😂😂
HLC always brings the funny but I also appreciate the fourth wall breaks to check in on people and do PSA. Good Guy HLC.
The greatest f****** episodes I've seen. Every character had a quick comeback and as always was amazing. I also watched the unsubscribe podcast and I'm glad that you're a regular recurring guest. You're an angry cops is the funniest.
Also you should try and write a script or find someone to do it for you for that story because like other comments have said you have an original story that's really interesting.
God, I needed one of these today. I'll just leave it at I massively screwed up. I desperately needed a good laugh. Thanks HLC.
All in favor of Granpa Buff reading sci-fi short stories say "Intercept Me!"
Intercept Me!
Intercept Me!
INTERCEPT ME!
Intercept Me!
“Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me.”
Intercept me!
A laser mounted weapon that got cancelled, was gonna be on our US fighter aircrafts? WE WERE CLOSE TO HAVING AN ACE COMBAT MOMENT?!
next we build megalith and stonehenge
I mean, at least there's NGAD for that.
Star Wars would have been realized until those ███████s decided to can the idea...
@@autobotCRSHRnot sure if anyone else is seeing this but whatever you called them has been censored out.
@@TLBgaming0330 Might have been the idea. Or might me our megacorp overlord. Who knows.
"The Buff is forever." And, oooooh. Exo-atmosphereic F22.... YES, please.
This has become a small highlight of my day. It actually makes me laugh watching it. Well done.
Honestly LOVE these videos. Keep it up!!!
"I'm gonna intercept so many bugs"
I lost it. 😂😂😂😂💀
One of the kids best
Time to watch the daily news
True
Couldn't have said it any better😂
This guy is better then news
FACTS🫡🇺🇸👍🏻😂
So much better than mainstream news.
I love the "oh shit you can actually see my quotes" in reference to the recurring "oh shit you can't actually see my air quotes fuck"
Just visualizing a F-22 in space intercepting some UAP/UFO thing is the scariest and the funniest thing i think I've ever heard of..
WELCOME TO EARF!
This might have been your best one yet. Keep up the good work brother.
I’m a 59 year old man that squeals like a teenager whenever a new video arrives. Thank you for making the day a little brighter!
Bro, I’m a 66-year-old woman and I do the same damn thing!
46 yo woman, and same! This is the highlight of my day a lot of the time!
Buff's HellDivers/Star Trek-style perfect sci-fi story just made it even better!
It’s like watching Saturday morning cartoons as a kid.
Saturday morning F-twenty toons 😂
@@theneurologist1Have my FUC**** like man!
@@theneurologist1I see what you did there! Brilliant!!
“Diddy do it?”
Yes Diddy did do it.
Like, he is a legit monster
What Diddy didn’t do?
@ihankestral not being a terrible person
@@ihankestrel7708 the right question everyone should ask
Oh did diddy do it... diddy did it hard and now diddy looking hard
when Grandpa Buff talks i can't keep a straight face no matter how hard i try
These videos have become some of my favorite things to watch, I love you man
"F22EX" basically sounds like you are describing an F-302 from Stargate, especially because they also used AMRAAMs, were a USAF black project, and were extremely badass
Yes
Love the 4th wall break. Good reminder and there are resources out there to help victims of IPV.
Grandpa BUFF's story was awesome, but I feel bad for the janitor that's gonna have to clean up the mess Raptor made at the end. 🤣
3:50 fuk I feel called out for listening to them. xD so glad ya thrown that in.
G-Buff and 22 going on a bug hunt nice. I would love a show about that
HELL YEAH!!! for the Hell Divers Reference.
HELL NO! for F22 creaming his cannons
I pity whoever has to clean the hangar after that. 😂
"Creaming his cannons"
That sentence makes me regret having eyes
F-22 do be dropping the 500kg bomb.
@@ardantop132na6 Bigger than 500 kg. USAF does not use the Mk. 83 (closest to 500 kg at 1,000 pounds and is a Navy weapon), they use 2,000 pound bombs. Some F-22s are configured to be able to drop 2,000 pound JDAMs. That said he would ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ the bugs at every opportunity.
That Harry Potter joke actually made me spit. That was funny as hell.
I can soo picture a fleet of G-pa buffs warping in on an enemy and resetting them all to the character select screen. Also, HLC, you need to write a couple of movies, asap!! You got some pure gold going on up in that brain of your's!!
We need more space Buff stories 🤣 that was awesome!
3:16. I believe the word you're looking for is feudalism or something very similar. Love the videos.
We know where our boats are. And its a power move. Our boats are there, and we fucking dare them
Just touch the boats it's ok we won't do anything...besides turn the area into a new parking lot
Japan is just standing off the side desperately signaling NOT to touch the boats.
I love how the “don’t touch the boats” line goes back and forth between United States and Japan. Don’t know about any of you but I am looking forward to the day that Japan gets tired of telling others not to touch the boats. I can just imagine them saying “You know what? Screw it. You don’t want to listen to me. So you can just learn the hard way.”.
I'm waiting for the day that the Kaga and an incarnation of the Enterprise are in a task force together. Gonna be so weird to read that in the papers.
Old rivals, now allies
@@Hardbass2021 Even older friends. WW2 was just a misunderstanding between the US and Japan. We we've been friends since the 1800s.
@@taemien9219 to be fair, the friendship was kind of "forced" from the beginning. See Matthew Perry's expedition there.
@@skylershummingbird1667 they need to name one of their helicopter carriers Akagi. It'd be only right to see CVN80 and a new Akagi sailing side by side.
Buff being able to read his own subtitles is brilliant. Keep it up!
This is honestly my favorite episode aside from Buff/Franklin running for office. Getting some shirts later this week :)
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂 I can't. I can't. I can't stop laughing at this. Omg, I'm fucking dead. Please keep these coming. Uncle buff be going hard on storytime.
HLC just gave the 22 a Xeno Gasm.
"Brute ships, staggered lines. BUFFMaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1!!!"
“Then it is an even fight!”
"It's a buffet then. Don't hold back and eat your fill!"
"Three to one? They don't have very many friends. Lets put them out of their loneliness."
Boys...they got us surrounded...those poor bastards
Buff: Good, the enemy is right where I want them. And they don't seem to have many friends."
NASA over here just pulling a Tony Stark and figuring things out by accident is my new favorite thing.
A lot of the greatest scientific discoveries of all time started with an accident. Basically, you experiment, something unexpected happens and then you spend a lot of time and effort figuring out what the hell happened, with more experiments. This time though it's a bunch of theoretical physicists fucking with math until it gave them what they wanted, which is also great but unfortunately not worth much until the tech exists to try it out.
@@lemax6865"fcking with math until it gave them what they wanted." Is iconic 😂
@@lemax6865 The tech part isn't all that hard if it doesn't require new materials (the problem with room temperature superconductors). Once the math says it can happen, you just let the engineers do their thing. From splitting the atom to glassing 2 Japanese cities for touching our boats took less than a decade. The Wright brothers to prototype jets a generation. Nazis dropping rockets on London to Soviet and American landers on the moon (the Soviets were 1st but unmanned) another generation.
If this warp drive doesn't require something like fusion (maybe even then with recent energy positive experiments) or antimatter to fuel and can be built with existing materials we could probably get a working prototype in a surprisingly short amount of time. Provided it's properly funded of course. They're still refining the math atm so who knows.
@@davidkelly4210 That's the thing though. When they say "we don't have the technology", what they mean is usually either "we don't have the means of producing (or storing) enough energy", or "we don't have the required materials/the materials required are prohibitively expensive to produce in sufficient quantities". There's also the occasional "we don't have enough computing ability".
Not much really "requires" fusion power or antimatter anihilation reactors, it's just that those ways of producing energy would solve the first of those two categories of problem and a good bit of the second if we could get them to work, and that's proven to be rather difficult.
I acknowledge that the first step in any great leap in technology and science is getting the math to work, hence why I said "which is also great". I also however realise that between figuring out the math and the engineers getting the product out, there are sometimes *decades* of work involved, fusion being a good example, the math's been there since Einstein. "Fusion power is only 20 years away" is a meme for a reason.
@@lemax6865 or in some cases, it means that they’ve already built it and aren’t telling anyone.
We just got a message from the Klingons saying that F-22's in space is too much, even by Klingon standards.
This is some of your greatest work yet man.
I have no words for the amount if hilariously good jokes were in this one!
As STARFLEET retires the Enterprise F, a wing of B 52s does a flyover!
I Love Grampa Buff. He needs to lead the space war against the xenomorphs so he can tell the tales!!
Fun Fact: The Emperor of Mankind still operates a fleet of 50 BUFFs in case of the need to deploy Exterminatus Primus. The Emperor Protects.
With Starship Troopers power armor from the novel.
Grandpa Buff telling sci fi stories…I didn’t know I needed this in my life.
We all need more Grandpa Buff
I have to thank HLC for these videos. They are a constant source of entertainment for my 13 year old son and myself. We absolutely love The Kid, Buff, And all the rest. It has brightened our lives in a very real way and has had our sides hurting from laughing so consistently and so long. PLEASE Keep it up and again thank you for all the laughs that are SO NEEDED in these times. Give em hell boys!
Dude, that was the best idea I’ve heard for a space warfare game/movie/ novel in a very, very long time. I need this!
Loved the little story Buff started going off on there. That's a movie I'd go and watch!
HLC should sell bagged popcorn in his merch shop so we all have popcorn ready for his videos... Another classic episode of "As the Countries Turn!" 😂🎉
When Buff said the UGS was about to bring their most ruthless weapon I thought he'd mean recommissioning the USS Iowa again. Not a new space craft of that name, the freaking ww2 battleship plus some modernizations to show the xenos the definition of orbital bombardement.
That the next word was Iowa made me loose it.
There is an old anime that has a space faring Yamato: it looks like the original, but with the upgrades you were talking about, titled Space Battleship Yamato
@@MultiMachinegunnergotta use an iowa, the yamato has been a coral reef for too long
@@wdixon27 I was using the anime as an example for what to do to the Iowa
@@MultiMachinegunneri'm sufficiently nerdly to've understood that reference, just saying, the iowa's are all still floating/not shot full of holes, thats gotta make for easier atmospheric seal if they're gonna make it a space battleship, they can snag the new jersey in a few months when its outta drydock and it'll have new paint :D
I love your channel, great job addressing the Diddy issue and making a point to correct it in some way. Keep them videos coming
2:54 agreed. Everyone should feel safe with their partner
Some nice Starship Trooper memories there - back from watching it in the theaters in 1997. "Would you like to know more..."
You know what FUCK it, as a Nebraskan and farmer of corn im fine with being acknowledged for just CORN😂😂😂
Wear it with pride, corn is amazing. It's food by itself, it's an ingredient in lots more food, it can be used for biofuel, it can be used for grain alcohol and all that comes with that (cheers), all of that and more at an economically viable price tag. People don't put enough respect on the name.
I’m still on the ad, but based on this title, I say FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
Edit: I mean, I was close?
F-22 intercepting bugs.... Yeap, that's democracy right there
Liberty speed your step, Helldiver.
Glassing cybers and intercepting bugs.... for democracy and Super Earth.
Nope, it's for the Constitutional Republic.
Thank you for talking about Domestic Violence. As someone who, not only grew up watching my mother go through it, I’ve also experienced it myself.
I believe that it ALWAYS needs more attention. Jokes, done in the right way, bring attention to what millions of people are going through.
Remember ladies and gentlemen, NO ONE has the RIGHT to hurt you. ❤ Stay Safe.
The F-15 being a middle aged Texan man was perfect 👌
Just the thought of Grandpa Buff glassing bug worlds with the Kid escorting... ... ... I think I'm gonna cry.😂
Who would have thought that Grandpa Buff was a SciFi author. 👍🤣😂
naw, hes just gotten to stage 2 senility, where he nolonger remembers the past, he remembers the future
@@F14thunderhawk great comment 👍🤣
Buff probably met Robert Heinlein in person.
I think that the Kid might need a bit of "alone time" to contemplate the thought of going Bug Intercepting.
If the hangar is a rockin...fuckin duck!
Why do I feel like every literal video is just pure gold yet somehow also better everytime lol
I’m laughing sooooo hard right now. Thank you Thank you Thank you.
I really needed that after a bad day of trucking. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
F22 looked way too....into it? Watch out for spilled fluids on the hangar floor!
Seriously this was a super great skit, in a line of great skits.
5:02 bro busted
Just like a teenager
I mean if you’re huffing freedom daily within your hanger under lock and key you would bust the fattest one all over that concept.
Watching the F-22 take off at JBER is always the best part of my day. Watching them play in the sky with their exhaust trail is amazing!
Imagine being a xenomorph trying to infest a space station and then out of nowhere you hear “Would you intercept me?”
I'd intercept me.
4:40 Nebraska and Indiana produce most of the USA's, as well as the world's popcorn.
I would watch a movie about BUFF and the kid taking on some Xenomorphs.
Get on it, Hollywood.
No. Hollywood would fucking ruin it.
Start a crowdfund for HLC to plot, script and direct it. Only then will it truly shine as it deserves to.
America: "Russia, will you ever be smarter?"
Russia: "Ye-"
Poland: "Find out next time on i think the fuck not."
😂😂😂😂
I love the content bro, I definitely look forward to it daily
Same, literally part of my daily routine watching these now
"just tell me you fucking hate me already" 🤣🤣🤣
Love the Stargate reference. Greatest sci-fi space travel show of all time.
We really need to let 22 out and play, he's been kinda good 😂. And I'm with Florida Raise hale Praise Dale
"Including space canoes"... Can't wait to see what TFE does with that one!!!!
Keep up the great work amigo!
Within….a month….the U.S. accidentally discovered Ion engine tech (Star Wars - TIE fighter (Twin ion engine) and Warp drive (Star Trek).
Next we are going to get Stargate or a Death Star or Turbolaser
I swear I see humans with glowing eyes I’m turning Genghis Kahn real quick so that they can feel my wrath for more than 7 generations
Tbf the idea of a realistic warp drive has existed for years now.
@@stargazer-elite”realistic” in the sense that it involves things we aren’t sure even physically exist. The new “warp drive” actually works under known physics, even if the engineering is centuries away.
@@highlorddarkstar theoretical physics is still physics and at least it’s not like most fictional media that just doesn’t even give a proper explanation
We have Ion Engines. Thing about them. THEY ARE SLOW AS FFFFFFUUUUCCCCC. Several satellites use them and are pretty much on a course to leaving the system. The engine gives the satellites enough control to change course or add a little speed. All without using any compress gases. Thing is. The amount of Ions to move the craft is just enough to get it to move. Though, not enough to be a source of true pulsion. At least not yet. The concept does work. Just needs a lot of fine tuning and new ideas to improve upon it.
Also, in the sci-fi world of Star Trek. They have a form of Ion Engines. They are the subwarp engines that starships use to maneuver around. Plus, give little pushes when changing course at Warp.
2:30 I feel that may fall on some deaf ears here given the demographic of DV offenders that hide behind a badge and or uniform, plea down the charges with friendly county prosecutors so they don't lose their job.
There are pretty good memes of B-52s with Star Trek warp nacelles going after the Klingons. Can't wait!
this man right here knows how to cook his content well! bravo man, you got me laughing at the end with the F-22
"just tell me you fucking hate me". 😂😂😂 He ment that
Video really went sideways when Grandpa Buff started his tall tales, but his stories are just awesome. I love Grandpa Buff, especially when he did a Sean Connery bit: "He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue."
And just when the video ended, it brought me in an add for the new movie 'Alien Romulus'. How fitting. XD
It’s so heartwarming that Grandpa Buff makes it canon that the F-22 will be joining him on the first intergalactic war.