The precise answer is y = 1/(2-x) Edit: where x time and y is both the number of jokes and a measure of their cumulative hilarity Aka Jokes/Humor = 1 ------------------------------- (2 - minutes elapsed)
"There was no radar signatures and things just exploded." If the Earth was a horror movie, the US would be the wolfman. Nice and neat during the day, absolutely unhinged when we need to be.
Ohhhhhhh nonono we'd be Ghostface! Just like with Ghostface, we keep up with the times, our motives only sometimes make sense, we can be hella petty, and we just keep coming back.
Werewolves really are an underrated monster. They're like the 2nd or 3rd most famous monster but I can only think of like 3 good werewolf horror movies.
My dogs want to sacrifice you, Aztec style. The amount of laughter that this episode has generated scared the daylights out of them. Then again, the last episode that prompted this much laughter got them coated in sweet tea, and had them in the tub for a bath. They don’t like baths. B2 for the warning, B52 for when said warning is ignored. Flock of B52’s when stupidity is NOT stopped. When the B52 Flock’s advice is ignored…be prepared for unmitigated chaos. The Ground-Pounders will likely be let off the leash and their buddy the A10 will induce a metric ton of nightmare fuel.
The b-2 is for sending a message. The b-52 is for when they ignored the message. Edit: 1k likes? My air force vet dad would be upset if I didn't shout out one of his personal favorites, so: The a-10 is for when you want to send a message in spicy Morse code.
5:50 BUFF wants 30mm guns and a tail gunner again: "My dominant position is with someone behind me." 🤣I had to stop the video until I finished laughing!
That reminds me of a Norwegian ski girl that said in a live interview that she was best from behind... It took couple of seconds before she realized what she just said and then she went silent and red faced and giggled ;)
Give BUFF the Bofours!!! What his bombs dose not kill they can rain down metal over the victim... Just think showing up to meet who is telling you if you go to heaven or hell and asked how you died.... Saying a bomber got me with falling metal, and not a bomb...LOL
I was working in Bosnia and Serbia when our F-117 got shot down. We were immediately tasked to inspect and eliminate the site and any hard assets still on scene. Within 2 minutes of arrival on site, we were commanded to leave everything as we found it then exfil immediately. Apparently, we wanted the Serbs to find it. Years later, I realized why. Playing the long game.
Yep. And now decades later we have more fools beating their chests claiming anything from “we can see through your so-called stealth” to “we made stealth aircraft too, only BETTER!” And all of this bragging is based off of an aged first attempt that we abandoned on purpose to throw them off the scent.
@@Nalothisal Because the Serbs thought that they found a way to counter American stealth tech, much of the East has built their anti-stealth weapons and radars based around technology that makes it harder for them to detect stealth craft. Lazerpig made a great video on the topic called "Stealth: A Controversy."
The rear gunner conversation was excellent. And for the record I do agree with Buff. I knew some B52 crew chiefs that told me about how the automatic rear gun would occasionally lock on to you while on the flightline - and while it would be unloaded, safe, etc it would cause a moment of realization where there's a 20mm cannon pointed at YOU that shoots enough ammo in a two second burst to tickle God.
What’s the use case though what countries got bunkers deep or or robust enough to need a b52 worth of mops and also has shit enough air defense the buff can fly right over their most secure bunkers and drop mops with impunity. I guess end of war symbolic overkill on final HQ bunker but what are the odds of that.
@@SuprSBG Yeah you can read about it with a simple google search, Why is the B52 called THE BUFF. It's not possible to state what it means without breaking community standards.
@@SuprSBG The huge airframe of the B-52 earned it the nickname “Big Ugly Fat Fellow” (BUFF), but it also allowed the plane to be retrofitted with highly sophisticated navigational, weapons-control, and electronic countermeasures systems. (From an encyclopaedia)
7:37 I'm reminded of that period in history where the number 2 Taliban commander was killed on almost a bi weekly basis, and I remember that being odd. Then 2 years later during peace talks the Taliban had to admit their commander was killed almost 3 years prior. The implication being that the true number one guy was killed on almost a bi weekly basis at one point.
"B-but that's unfair! Shouldn't you at least give us some sort of a warning first!?" "We did. We told you to stop touching the boats." "B-but-" "That was the warning. Now, _stop touching the boats."_
B-1: "We want it there and we want it fast." B-2 and B-21: "We want it there, and we don't want them to see it coming." B-52: "We don't want there to be a 'there' anymore."
Gotta love how other countries are constantly trying to prove that "America's not invincible" and "America's not unstoppable" and "America's not Immortal," etc. Meanwhile, America's just like "We just wanna prove that we can slap you back, whenever you get too fussy. Ain't our fault our clap-backs hit harder."
You know as a kid, when I watched Transformers Prime, I thought it was so cool how the Decepticons had essentially cloaking technology which prevented their ship the Nemesis from being easily spotted. I always thought "Wow wouldn't it be so cool to have that type of tech irl." Only to then learn years later as an adult that we DO. Part of me WISHES I could tell my younger self "girl the United States HAS this type of tech...Soooo technically. If you want to look at it this way...We do be like the Decepticons." She'd lose her mind. I have a weird fascination with tech I don't have any understanding of how it works. You'd think since I don't get the inner workings of most of this, I wouldn't have any interest....but I DO. It's just....I mean come on IT'S COOL SHT.
@@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 SAAAAAAAAAAME. I really shouldn't the moment it does that crescendo I just start GOING I'm surprised I haven't been pulled over for doing 80 in a 65 lol. When that theme was playing in Transformers One I nearly shrieked.
You could also tell your younger self that a lot of US military plains have a Decepticon logo hidden somewhere on them because the guy's who maintain them are the best kind of nerds.
@@ribottostudio about a quarter of my theater applauded when the theme came on. It's really nice to see TFP being as well regarded as it is considering it came out right after Bayverse Transformers and those are still well loved by the masses. To the point of SOME pretty bad glazing (like saying some Bayverse designs are better when they're just not, or saying Bee was made to get rid of rogue Primes like...no)
@@ianyoder2537 YES I HEARD ABOUT THAT! One of them has a call sign "Starscream" and the aircraft is an F-15 which I think OG Starscream transformed into vs the Bayverse where he was an F-22. I love how in every comment section of an F-22 video on tiktok there's at least ONE that goes "IT'S STARSCREAM" lol. Nerds are fun. We have a good time.
Buff reminds me of a coworker who was trying to give away a nice gift box. She went all around the hospital asking if people wanted her box. Said it was the perfect fit for most tools and repeated this about 10 times. She even said she'd put multiple glass items in her 'box' and just the right amount of wrapping kept everything protected. She repeated this as well and couldn't understand the giggles she got from people. In the end, someone pulled her aside and gently explained the inadvertent innuendo. She is still mortified to this day. Being a God-fearing, modest, and stickler for morals did not help her with the shame.
The stealth bomber being a himbo is not what I was expecting, but it’s great. And honestly Grandpa is proving it may be genetic… Also, grats, Israel! And thank you.
my dude channeled Keanu from Point Break and this Socal Native approves. "I am a stealth bomber" The perfect match to the Garey Busey Buff. 2 tickets plz
“It was completely without warning.” “Yeah hence stealth. Yeah that’s how it works.” I saw this story but the buff with the “ohh I bet those are personal favorites of Iran’s mom” had me rolling.
Buff and the Kid need there own TV show, where they just make fun of everyone. have special guests, special segments. and Franklin can make the merch, and work the studio.
2:26 "aww come on! I was just going to pull his bottom lip over the top of his head and make him swallow real hard." 🤣🤣 yo what?! ☠ I cannot wait until they finally let The Kid loose. The commentary from HLC is going to be YT platinum.
I had to watch this three times to make sure I heard all those good lines right. Might be the best video so far! 😂 MOP.... Personal favorite of Iran's mom. OMFG😂
I haven't laughed as hard as I did at the " because f*** you, that's why!" line in YEARS!!! 😂😂😂😂 I had to stop the video just to write this comment😂 thanks HLC
😂 I'm so excited every time I see a new hlc video no matter how much turmoil or disappointment there is in the world. As soon as I see a new post, it's like a brand new way of sunshine. Just opened up for me buff and Franklin forever also can't forget the kid. Let him eat. Also, I just realized buff reminds me of my grandfather telling me his world war II stories God damn they were intense.
Hell yeah, new video lets goooo!!!!! Also, HLC, new shirt quote or new quote to use in videos: "Talking mad s**t for someone in carpet bombing distance!!!" No need to thank me
Last time Buff had a tail gunner was the B-52D during Nam. The B-52G had a completely different tail gun that was aimed using radars and the gunner was placed on the flight deck.
I woke up saw the notification and before I exited bed I clicked to watch this, will laugh some more at some of these lines and then I shall be getting more sleep
Sinwar was actually eliminated in a fire fight, he was first injured in a tank shelling and was then killed by a 19 year old sniper with a headshot. Doesn't get any more surgical
"The stealthy US crater maker, that's me!" needs to be turned into a commercial jingle immediately. I love that.
Ringtone ideas go brrrr
Was used in an older video, when the B-21 said it… F-22 said I’m stealth a fuck boooooyyyy
Bounty says howdy to the B2...perhaps a future marketing partnership is in the cards 🤔 Cleanup after the bombing and all 😂
It's from a commercial jingle from the 60s. Maybe earlier.
T-shirt worthy.😅
Giving Buff anti drone tail gunners is an effective use of my taxes. I'll vote for that.
I 2nd that motion. Now we just need to gather signatures so we can get that on ballot. Should be able to do that within the next 17 days.
Buff needed a Tailgunner during Vietnam *despite* having fighter cover.
These days it’d be more an anti missile thing, not drones.
Drones cant fly fast enough to gain on grandpa.
For pure nostalgia I concur the I's have it
Ace combat, unknown skies , the arsenal bird vibes
How many innuendoes can you put in a 2 minute segment?
Buff: Yes
The limit does not exist
Patrick: yes.
Crazy thing is I can kinda see why BUFF would not get why what he said was wrong... I can see a 80 year old not getting it...
The precise answer is y = 1/(2-x)
Edit: where x time and y is both the number of jokes and a measure of their cumulative hilarity
Aka Jokes/Humor =
1
-------------------------------
(2 - minutes elapsed)
@@jacked4080 to be fair, almost all his power comes from his bottom...
"...pull your bottom lip over your head, and make you swallow..."
I spit out my coffee at that!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The bottom lip part, i heard that one growing up as a kid!! Not the swallow part though, that's definitely new.
I remember this from the movie Grumpy Old Men. Hmm… oddly fitting.😅 😂😂😂
Buff. Honey. I think you need to calm down or meet a raccoon
A bit esoteric. But still funny.
I keep laughing at that scene😂
"THE STEATHY US CRATER MAKER... THAT'S ME"... outstanding...
"There was no radar signatures and things just exploded."
If the Earth was a horror movie, the US would be the wolfman. Nice and neat during the day, absolutely unhinged when we need to be.
Have you met, or heard of, Canada and Poland? Or would they be a completely different monster? Maybe Jekyll and Hyde?
I think we are too much Dr Jekyll and not enough Mr Hyde sometimes.
Ohhhhhhh nonono we'd be Ghostface! Just like with Ghostface, we keep up with the times, our motives only sometimes make sense, we can be hella petty, and we just keep coming back.
Werewolves really are an underrated monster. They're like the 2nd or 3rd most famous monster but I can only think of like 3 good werewolf horror movies.
@@michaelmurphy2112 Canada would be Michael Myers, Poland is Krueger.
"I bet you are so impressed with yourself,"
"No, like, I'm a saggitarius,
🤣🤣🤣
Best part of the video 🤣
Yeah this one got me 😂
As a Sagittarius I approve of this.
@@chrisb7198same
Would also work if he was a virgo. Virgo speaking
I clicked this video faster than a hypersonic missile.
A Russian hypersonic or an American hypersonic?
@@michaelwilson5866American
@@michaelwilson5866 Russian hypersonic fake as hell
Anything can click faster than a Russian hypersonic
@@michaelwilson5866you beat me to it 😂
My dogs want to sacrifice you, Aztec style. The amount of laughter that this episode has generated scared the daylights out of them.
Then again, the last episode that prompted this much laughter got them coated in sweet tea, and had them in the tub for a bath.
They don’t like baths.
B2 for the warning, B52 for when said warning is ignored. Flock of B52’s when stupidity is NOT stopped.
When the B52 Flock’s advice is ignored…be prepared for unmitigated chaos. The Ground-Pounders will likely be let off the leash and their buddy the A10 will induce a metric ton of nightmare fuel.
"go ahead and hid under a mountain, i'll still get you."
We need an SR-71 Blackbird character telling stories to the 22. If you haven’t done it already make it happen HLC.
Only if he can get a certain voice actor to voice the Blackbird.
@@gilessaint-loup2426 Who?
The blackbird came on once to explain that one incident
@@MetalFalcon99 Takahata101, the man who voiced Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. A series HLC has referenced multiple times.
Sean Bean or Sam Jackson. OHHHH, No, If you get get the guy who did prof x from x-men to voice the 71. that would be epic.
The b-2 is for sending a message.
The b-52 is for when they ignored the message.
Edit: 1k likes? My air force vet dad would be upset if I didn't shout out one of his personal favorites, so:
The a-10 is for when you want to send a message in spicy Morse code.
B2 sends a message, B52 deletes the message.
@@nicholastrawinski And the destination address.
The B2 is a direct letter addressed to a single person.
The B52 is a mass letter addressed to whom it may concern.
The b2 is for turning one building to rubble. The b52 is for turning whole countries to rubble.
B-2: Request delivery confirmation and read receipt.
B-52: Immediately add the recipient to the blacklist.
“We have the biggest penetrating bomb” phrasing! 😂
“And our explosives hit pretty hard too!”
You meant deepest, not biggest.
I mean it is called the Massive Ordinance penetrator or something like that.
"I bet it's Iran's moms favorite"
Gigitty
Forget saying 'communism' three times to get Nick. "hypersonic, Hypersonic, HYPERSONIC!" Poof 💥 HLC appears with missile-tism at the ready...🚀
Please keep making these...... They are keeping me sane, and laughing. Thank You!
"Because f*ck you, that's why"
And now we get a Hellsing Abridged reference. Love it!!!
We had one a couple videos back when Franklin went on an enthusiastic walk.
There have been a few recently that I've caught 😅 it's made me rewatch the show a couple times for the first time in over a year
Not really a Hellsing abridged reference. That phrase has been in use since the early 2000s.
@@Raptor052we had one even before that
@@taylorowen9833yes but if anyone heard it they'll say "hellsing ultimate abridged" it's popularized and spread and that's where it's known for
5:50 BUFF wants 30mm guns and a tail gunner again: "My dominant position is with someone behind me." 🤣I had to stop the video until I finished laughing!
That reminds me of a Norwegian ski girl that said in a live interview that she was best from behind... It took couple of seconds before she realized what she just said and then she went silent and red faced and giggled ;)
@@a64738 that was a very memorable interview
@@a64738 thought she was a tennis player
Give BUFF the Bofours!!! What his bombs dose not kill they can rain down metal over the victim... Just think showing up to meet who is telling you if you go to heaven or hell and asked how you died.... Saying a bomber got me with falling metal, and not a bomb...LOL
You're not the only one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I TOTALLY LOST IT!
Buff's a power bottom, it's canon now
😂😂
_'Like..I'm a Sagittarius'_ 🤣😂 B-2 as a Cali stoner native is just so funny to me.
Yeah, that was a stroke of comedy genius
LMFAO. Buff just became my fav along with the kid. I just got thru all the past videos and want to say thx for putting a laugh on world events.
Buff isn’t aggressive. He’s proportionally angry.
*Proportional*
LoL
"Proportional"
*Obliterates an entire city*
Sooooo always?
"My dominate position is with someone behind me." Fucking love grandpa Buff.
Would like but its on 69
They landed buff on a navy vessel?
@@TheOutlaw2.0 69 doesn't work here. It's supposed to be 99.
Either in a crater with blue eyes or looking at a chain gun.
Sounds like a DBL version of KMA if you DARE 😂
I was working in Bosnia and Serbia when our F-117 got shot down. We were immediately tasked to inspect and eliminate the site and any hard assets still on scene. Within 2 minutes of arrival on site, we were commanded to leave everything as we found it then exfil immediately. Apparently, we wanted the Serbs to find it. Years later, I realized why. Playing the long game.
All those people dancing on the burning wreckage oblivious to the burning carbon fibre. Oh myyy at least they have something to remember it by
Yep. And now decades later we have more fools beating their chests claiming anything from “we can see through your so-called stealth” to “we made stealth aircraft too, only BETTER!” And all of this bragging is based off of an aged first attempt that we abandoned on purpose to throw them off the scent.
Care to elaborate why we left it there for the serbs?
@@Nalothisalcancer
@@Nalothisal Because the Serbs thought that they found a way to counter American stealth tech, much of the East has built their anti-stealth weapons and radars based around technology that makes it harder for them to detect stealth craft. Lazerpig made a great video on the topic called "Stealth: A Controversy."
Buff back shots was not what I was expecting today.
Surfs Up Dudes.
Buff giving serious "listen here, you little shit" vibes.
The rear gunner conversation was excellent. And for the record I do agree with Buff. I knew some B52 crew chiefs that told me about how the automatic rear gun would occasionally lock on to you while on the flightline - and while it would be unloaded, safe, etc it would cause a moment of realization where there's a 20mm cannon pointed at YOU that shoots enough ammo in a two second burst to tickle God.
You're a fucking poet, man.
that made me giggle
Two second burst that to tickle god...had me at hello 😂😂😂
Nobody could ever tell me manned ball turrets are not cool
I died at tickle God ty
B-2 Spirit: "Massive Ordnance Penetration"
"Oh! I bet there a personal favorite of Iran's mom!"
God damn. This is why I love Buff so much
or supreme emperor leader king pasha raja dictator xi the pooh the short's mom...
“There’s not enough alcohol in this world to carry me through this conversation. Me every day 🤣🤣
Our first time seeing the B2 and I already love his character lmao, he's just cruising casually throwing bombs while sitting back lmao
BUFF isn't worried... .the MOP release system was tested on a B-52H.
Really? Now THAT is a scary thought for the bad guys ... and every neutrals as well.
I think the B-52 has released about everything we have. Heck, they even released planes for tests that were used to develop what we have now.
What’s the use case though what countries got bunkers deep or or robust enough to need a b52 worth of mops and also has shit enough air defense the buff can fly right over their most secure bunkers and drop mops with impunity. I guess end of war symbolic overkill on final HQ bunker but what are the odds of that.
@@Madarius7ask North Korea.
@@Madarius7Not Iraq, not anymore.
The unintended inuendos get even funnier when you remember that BUFF is an acronym and what it stands for.
Wait what
@@SuprSBG BUFF is "Big Ugly Fat F***".
@@SuprSBG Yeah you can read about it with a simple google search, Why is the B52 called THE BUFF. It's not possible to state what it means without breaking community standards.
@@SuprSBG Big Ugly Fat Fellow, although "Fellow" is more often replaced with a word that some people don't like.
@@SuprSBG
The huge airframe of the B-52 earned it the nickname “Big Ugly Fat Fellow” (BUFF), but it also allowed the plane to be retrofitted with highly sophisticated navigational, weapons-control, and electronic countermeasures systems. (From an encyclopaedia)
7:37 I'm reminded of that period in history where the number 2 Taliban commander was killed on almost a bi weekly basis, and I remember that being odd. Then 2 years later during peace talks the Taliban had to admit their commander was killed almost 3 years prior. The implication being that the true number one guy was killed on almost a bi weekly basis at one point.
I love buff 1 second he is caring but another second he turns into a litteral insult or threat matchine😂😂😂
Probably the best video hes released yet.... started giggling at the us crater maker and couldnt stop bc it just kept hitting
WIDE-SCREEN YES!!! DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS!!!
Unless you’re Israel
and no printed text, cant stand that tik tok crap.
:25 "What was that, things just began to blow up, without warning". Yep it's called stealth".😂
"B-but that's unfair! Shouldn't you at least give us some sort of a warning first!?"
"We did. We told you to stop touching the boats."
"B-but-"
"That was the warning. Now, _stop touching the boats."_
@@LucanVaris 🤣
@@LucanVaris Japan -- "We told you....*Don't*...*touch*...*the boats*!!!"
Fully understand that the longer videos are probably way harder to produce. Having said that, love it and keep up the Funny!
B-1: "We want it there and we want it fast."
B-2 and B-21: "We want it there, and we don't want them to see it coming."
B-52: "We don't want there to be a 'there' anymore."
Also, give the B-52 point defense lasers. Don't need a tail-gun when you can shoot in every direction at once.
The bomber reminds me of the turtle dude from finding Nemo. 😂😂 I was like whoa. And he was like whoa. And we were like whoooooooaaaaaa..
Its so perfect for the B2
Crush, I think his name was....
@@flightmaster529 it was, as "Mr. Sea Turtle" was his Dad's name. LOL
😂😂😂 spot on😅
Don't they make the b2s in California?
BUFF calling the MOP “the personal favorite of Iran’s mom” made me giggle so hard!!
No hypersonic out matches my dedication to watching this comedy laden gold mine of a channel.
Gotta love how other countries are constantly trying to prove that "America's not invincible" and "America's not unstoppable" and "America's not Immortal," etc.
Meanwhile, America's just like "We just wanna prove that we can slap you back, whenever you get too fussy. Ain't our fault our clap-backs hit harder."
Buff has that old man strength, which is what you really need to be afraid of in a fight.
Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young
even worse their "leader" got smacked by a regular army unit and taken out by tank support 😂
it gets even funnier if you heard the details of the operation...
I must know
@@remrad4315 fresh recruits, not veterans of any kind...
@crustybomb115 That isn't shocking to me. Hummus doesn't fight so I'm sure I could fight them and win.
@@remrad4315 i wouldnt be that cocky if i were you... theyre extremely disorganized, but still armed and dangerous...
You know as a kid, when I watched Transformers Prime, I thought it was so cool how the Decepticons had essentially cloaking technology which prevented their ship the Nemesis from being easily spotted. I always thought "Wow wouldn't it be so cool to have that type of tech irl."
Only to then learn years later as an adult that we DO.
Part of me WISHES I could tell my younger self "girl the United States HAS this type of tech...Soooo technically. If you want to look at it this way...We do be like the Decepticons." She'd lose her mind. I have a weird fascination with tech I don't have any understanding of how it works. You'd think since I don't get the inner workings of most of this, I wouldn't have any interest....but I DO. It's just....I mean come on IT'S COOL SHT.
YOOO Transformers prime was freaking amazing. I still have the opening theme on my driving playlist
@@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 SAAAAAAAAAAME. I really shouldn't the moment it does that crescendo I just start GOING I'm surprised I haven't been pulled over for doing 80 in a 65 lol. When that theme was playing in Transformers One I nearly shrieked.
You could also tell your younger self that a lot of US military plains have a Decepticon logo hidden somewhere on them because the guy's who maintain them are the best kind of nerds.
@@ribottostudio about a quarter of my theater applauded when the theme came on. It's really nice to see TFP being as well regarded as it is considering it came out right after Bayverse Transformers and those are still well loved by the masses. To the point of SOME pretty bad glazing (like saying some Bayverse designs are better when they're just not, or saying Bee was made to get rid of rogue Primes like...no)
@@ianyoder2537 YES I HEARD ABOUT THAT! One of them has a call sign "Starscream" and the aircraft is an F-15 which I think OG Starscream transformed into vs the Bayverse where he was an F-22. I love how in every comment section of an F-22 video on tiktok there's at least ONE that goes "IT'S STARSCREAM" lol. Nerds are fun. We have a good time.
Buff reminds me of a coworker who was trying to give away a nice gift box. She went all around the hospital asking if people wanted her box. Said it was the perfect fit for most tools and repeated this about 10 times. She even said she'd put multiple glass items in her 'box' and just the right amount of wrapping kept everything protected. She repeated this as well and couldn't understand the giggles she got from people. In the end, someone pulled her aside and gently explained the inadvertent innuendo. She is still mortified to this day. Being a God-fearing, modest, and stickler for morals did not help her with the shame.
Thanks!
An 8 min HLC bit as soon as I get my chikfila for lunch at work on a friday??? Great way to start the weekend
Panda for me, but the same.
Today is the 40th anniversary of the B-1B's first flight.
Happy Cake Day to the Bone.
The fact that B2 sounds like a California person high on literally everything is terrifying just imagine you smell crack and then explode
I think hes high on weed, crack is the a10 oooohh yeeeaahhh
I'm from Chicago, and I've seen people high on crack. That ain't it.
B2 is just a surfer dude high on weed. You get a faint whiff of Taco Bell and Marijuana, then you explode.
The B-2 reminds me of Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Sweeeeeeet
The stealth bomber being a himbo is not what I was expecting, but it’s great. And honestly Grandpa is proving it may be genetic…
Also, grats, Israel! And thank you.
"Holy rule 34!" Fucking sent me 🤣🤣🤣
my dude channeled Keanu from Point Break and this Socal Native approves.
"I am a stealth bomber"
The perfect match to the Garey Busey Buff. 2 tickets plz
8:32 agreed
How many gallons of everclear does America need?
@@musiclistener13 Yes
@@rileyingram5631got it
I don't even drink, and even I have to agree.
So uh whiskey or shine or bourbon either way I don’t care
“It was completely without warning.” “Yeah hence stealth. Yeah that’s how it works.” I saw this story but the buff with the “ohh I bet those are personal favorites of Iran’s mom” had me rolling.
Buff and the Kid need there own TV show, where they just make fun of everyone. have special guests, special segments. and Franklin can make the merch, and work the studio.
Gawd, this channel is such epic gold. Better late than never. Epic stuff! Never stop!
2:26 "aww come on! I was just going to pull his bottom lip over the top of his head and make him swallow real hard." 🤣🤣 yo what?! ☠
I cannot wait until they finally let The Kid loose. The commentary from HLC is going to be YT platinum.
I’m still laughing about that line.
I'm at work and just did the loudest laugh from that phrase.
@@tha_derike 🤣
That line made me actually laugh out loud
If they ever let the kid get an intercept, he will end up breaking up with how much shit talking he's going to do
A stealthy crater maker indeed 😁
1) love the call back to an older video
And
2) for some reason i cant stop thinking about a "stealth buff"
Nah.
Imagine an AB-52. Attack Bomber.
Basically the rabid bastard child of an AC-130 and a B-52
@@Shiftinggers oh hell, the kid would have a field day
Flight Of The Old Dog
-Dale Brown
You are welcome 😉
This whole thing gives me "Flight of the Old Dog" vibes. Great book.
I think a stealth buff would just be something like the stealth bombers that the us already has
7:56 the like button glowing here is absolutely hilarious.
Lol...tell Grandpa Buff to say "No Diddy" 🤣
OMG THE B-2 IS TALKING NOW! 😂😂😂😂
B-2 has been on a few vids but yeah, I love the Keanu/Crush vibe HLC has for him.
0:41 getting big Keanu in “Bill and Ted” or “Point Break” vibes
Very 70s Cali surfer bro
@@ExHavicPoint Break for sure
OLD AGE and TREACHERLY. Will overcome YOUTH and SKILL EVERYTIME
I am literally laughing so hard I’m crying right now😂😂😂 Why was buff so out of pocket😂😂😂
I had to watch this three times to make sure I heard all those good lines right. Might be the best video so far! 😂 MOP.... Personal favorite of Iran's mom. OMFG😂
I can’t believe how far you’ve come 😭😭😭. started doing TH-cam shorts and now you’re making 10 min full aspect ratio’d videos. Keep going 😊
The B2 having a cali surfer accent and being a touch simple fucking sends me.
“I bet those are a personal favorite of Iran’s mom”. Buff just dropped the bomb and made the smoke at the same time.
"America, let me out! I bet he'd intercept me" *licks lips* "I'd intercept me..." 😅
I haven't laughed as hard as I did at the " because f*** you, that's why!" line in YEARS!!! 😂😂😂😂 I had to stop the video just to write this comment😂 thanks HLC
Really! While I was drinking hot coffee! DAMN BUFF!!!
At this point, that's on you.
Honestly, yeah. Who in their right mind would be drinking anything while watching HLC?
Oh my god the b2 identifies as a Sagittarius california bro! Holy shit my that’s fire
You may dislike California because of our restrictions on guns, but we make cool stuff here!
@@RobertCoxEsq look man if from Cali too, I just love the most deadly weapons system as a chill surfer dude
That "I'd intercept me" was extra satisfying
HBC thank you for making me laugh. I got COVI* this week and I really needed this video. Buff for President! Let the kid eat!
😂 I'm so excited every time I see a new hlc video no matter how much turmoil or disappointment there is in the world. As soon as I see a new post, it's like a brand new way of sunshine. Just opened up for me buff and Franklin forever also can't forget the kid. Let him eat. Also, I just realized buff reminds me of my grandfather telling me his world war II stories God damn they were intense.
Hell yeah, new video lets goooo!!!!!
Also, HLC, new shirt quote or new quote to use in videos: "Talking mad s**t for someone in carpet bombing distance!!!"
No need to thank me
Grandpa BUFF unknowningly explaining he's gonna be "Grandma BUFF"😂😂
I actually caught one less than 2 minutes after it was posted for once! Also, I love the longer format videos.
I am cackling. The B2 Spirit being a Californian surfer dude gives me life.
"There is not enough alcohol in the world to get me through the rest of this conversation."
Swing on by us in Wisconsin and put that to the test!
This was a message to Iran more than anything
1:04 - They got Mountain-Dude alright! 😂
Diet mountain dude
"bringing out the newer stuff"
the b2 was made in the 80s. first flight was in '89. this is literally our old technology, our beautiful, older tech.
And remember, it is only a 3rd generation flying wing. XB-35/YB-35, YB-49, B-2.
Buffs immediate retort to iran when iran said “their bomber fleet is aging”….. more explosive than any payload the B-52 has ever carried
"How many time I got to teach you this lesson old man!"
-HLC Uncle Sam 😂
SpongeBob reference lol when they beating up the old men 🤣
5:16 where's the vid?
Yes. That’d be great to see
Lsomekne please link it: all i could find was videos of USS Carney kicking a$$
Following for link
Oy where link
where link?
The stealthy US crater maker, THAT’S ME!
Buff is never going to live that down. That was hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
6:18 Lmao Grandpa’s on his last stand phase
Note to self. Don't try to have a drink when buff has that type of humor. My nose is burning from sprite. 😅😅😅
Israel with the Clouseau vibes! I can’t decide if I want a Bagel or a Croissant😂
Grandpa Buff coming out here with the cartoon logic threats.
Last time BUFF had a tail gunner... It took a HARM missile in the rear. Careful what you wish for BUFF!
Last time Buff had a tail gunner was the B-52D during Nam. The B-52G had a completely different tail gun that was aimed using radars and the gunner was placed on the flight deck.
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 Correct. You got me. Gunner's were replaced by the DSO. You got me.
@@Wpns175way to be technically ever so slightly incorrect 😂
Was just looking for a new upload… thanks!
I woke up saw the notification and before I exited bed I clicked to watch this, will laugh some more at some of these lines and then I shall be getting more sleep
Sinwar was actually eliminated in a fire fight, he was first injured in a tank shelling and was then killed by a 19 year old sniper with a headshot. Doesn't get any more surgical
"Tailgunner? Who needs a tailgunner when you have a flamethrower?" - F-111
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