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  • @CoryBennett-r3f
    @CoryBennett-r3f 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +83

    "Someone touched on of my boats? JAPAN!!!! It was not me . . . " 7:45😂😂

  • @Blank55600
    @Blank55600 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +960

    4.7b in missiles? That's uh.... 5 missiles in this economy

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +43

      And the basic model

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +57

      It's 6... the Fed lowered the rates!

    • @oculosprudentium8486
      @oculosprudentium8486 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The military-industrial complex has gotten very stingy and expensive under Biden
      Do you know how much I had to cut back on my shopping cart for that next war I was planning?
      It is almost as if the CIA or one of their private armies wants to push me out of the market for it!
      Big corporations are taking over everything these days
      No space left for little guys

    • @TimeWiz
      @TimeWiz 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      But how many foot ball fields is it​@@glenchapman3899

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +32

      You can actually look up arms sales notifications in the Federal Register, although they are way behind current events. However, on July 19, 2023 (and published in the Federal Register yesterday) an arms sale notification was sent to the Speaker of the House that 969 AIM-120C missiles and some support equipment were sold to Sweden for $2.9 billion. Which is weird, because Sweden also uses the MBDA Meteor.

  • @mithril1584
    @mithril1584 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +824

    "No! No Buff! Nobody ever thinks that"
    Well I wasn't but I certainly am now, so thanks.

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      😂😂 IKR

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

      Oh, damn, now I need to figure out how to power cycle my ADHD brain. 😅

    • @armbusk
      @armbusk 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

      hey can someone fucking restart my pod?

    • @vampire847
      @vampire847 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

      My friend with disabilities laughed his ass off at the question.

    • @xXDarthBagginsXx
      @xXDarthBagginsXx 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@TheEDFLegacy I think ADHD is just a bug in the code - best to leave it alone or else it will get worse. Lol

  • @mikehughes4969
    @mikehughes4969 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +362

    HLC is more informative and vastly more entertaining than CNN.

    • @MH5XXXX
      @MH5XXXX 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      TOTALLY AGREE!!☠️

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      plus, based on what he actually does for a living, probably more trustworthy than ANY of the "name brand" news shops

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      lol. trusting cnn for news.

    • @MH5XXXX
      @MH5XXXX 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@ghomerhust agreed

    • @torpidblack8586
      @torpidblack8586 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Watching chicken nuggets spin in a microwave is more entertaining than watching CNN.

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +340

    "We are on the verge of World War 3 and you can't stop playing with your toys"
    I dunno, considering us Brits had to leave most of our equipment in Dunkirk and the Americans hadn't really prepped for the war so getting a head start this time might be for the best.

    • @akmon3490
      @akmon3490 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      Yeah I remember that short video 😅, an entire mechanized fighting force leaving all the machines behind😅😅

    • @cavalieroutdoors6036
      @cavalieroutdoors6036 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

      And that is precisely why we do the things we do. World War I: we had zero preparation for such a conflict. Or any other conflict really. World War II: No real difference, got caught lacking again. Ain't getting caught with our pants down for the next round.

    • @_outofphase5480
      @_outofphase5480 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@cavalieroutdoors6036we were already supporting Europe way before we let Japan get us involved with public support.
      WW1 was never our fight.

    • @Erik_Ice_Fang
      @Erik_Ice_Fang 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

      Well, when Germany tried to bribe Mexico by returning territory we took in a previous war, they made WW1 our business. The US Mexico relationship was pretty awful at the time to begin with

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@_outofphase5480 until Germany decided to with the Lusitania, I do bother to remind you...

  • @Yogasefski
    @Yogasefski 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1396

    Last time I was this early, the Air Force was still the Army Air Corps.

    • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
      @SusieDaw-ix6pv 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      AND MY FATHER WAS A PILOT IN THAT ARMY AIR FORCE IN THE 50'S.

    • @Oldmanyellsatcomputers
      @Oldmanyellsatcomputers 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      Well played sir, well played...

    • @jarretthuffin
      @jarretthuffin 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      At least SOMEBODY remembered they're our bastard child.... that's why we love the Kid so much.

    • @jagboy69
      @jagboy69 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      now that was a long time ago!

    • @billyccall5774
      @billyccall5774 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Are...are you the BUFF?

  • @AnimarchyHistory
    @AnimarchyHistory 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +343

    So that’s why I saw Davo drive past with an SM-6 in the bed of his Hilux.

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      I'm not surprised he has that much arsenal

    • @MajesticDemonLord
      @MajesticDemonLord 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Maaaaaaattte - hes on a Maccas run and just stopped by the servo.
      Hes a good cunt.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      The mental picture of a 22-foot-long missile on the top of a Hilux is just _::chef's_kiss::_

    • @thenewbohemian5779
      @thenewbohemian5779 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      I don't know what upsets me more, that I can't buy an SM-6 or a Hilux......

    • @Purifiedbyfire420
      @Purifiedbyfire420 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@thenewbohemian5779the Hilux has killed more people than the sm-6 historically, that fuckers been in a lot of active combat.

  • @Duransurik
    @Duransurik 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1126

    Best line: "are the hypersonics in the room with us right now?"

    • @hypercritical6123
      @hypercritical6123 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      I was just coming to say that lol.

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Ghost Hunter vibes. 😂😂😂
      I'm crying here, gotta rewind and start over. People at the restaurant are staring. Good job making me the lunatic today. 👍

    • @Canadiantx69
      @Canadiantx69 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Having to stop myself from dying laughing while I'm at work surrounded by people was extra hard after that one, lmao.

    • @gdbalck
      @gdbalck 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      "Diet space shuttle" was a close second.

    • @user-zk5jn4br7u
      @user-zk5jn4br7u 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      “The lady bigfoot is in that corner right there right now”

  • @mbyerly9680
    @mbyerly9680 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +148

    Our distilleries change their production from craft beers to bottled water in emergencies. One in my area has been using its off time to fill water bottles for the area hit by Helene in western NC.

    • @mutteringcrone1210
      @mutteringcrone1210 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Chemist

    • @Hayman1969
      @Hayman1969 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Breweries and soft drink plants switch to water after a state of emergency is declared on the first day you will see beer or soda cans with a little sticker that says water then cases of generic water cans will arrive the next day from same plant. Millions of cans per hour production of these plants along with their distribution capabilities to transport this production across the country is actually amazing in it mass

    • @robertquast9684
      @robertquast9684 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      After what some of those areas have been through they probably wish it was beer

    • @kylezdancewicz7346
      @kylezdancewicz7346 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      So basically the breweries just don’t brew the beer and give you the water they have on hand

    • @PhotoBobBarker
      @PhotoBobBarker 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      One of our local breweries started making hand sanitizer by the 55 gal drum during the coof... We still have about half a barrel of it. Smells interesting.

  • @JesseSchultz-v8k
    @JesseSchultz-v8k 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +127

    Good to see Japan, but nothing will ever beat the "Everybody! Start rowing!"😊😊

  • @Sf_Mason
    @Sf_Mason 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +647

    "Diet space shuttle"
    Oh my god , Buff is on 🔥 with the zingers 🤣

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      “FOD creator”.

    • @redfive2008
      @redfive2008 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      I almost choked on my lunch with that one.

    • @etsequentia6765
      @etsequentia6765 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Love hurts, what can I tell ya

    • @evilfingers4302
      @evilfingers4302 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      That one had me rolin!

    • @Maximilian7992
      @Maximilian7992 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If the Dragon Lady is the “diet space shuttle” then what’s the Blackbird and Archangel?

  • @SolLunaris
    @SolLunaris 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +97

    I got an ad during the video. Ive been blessed with a HLC video long enough to get actual ads, God bless capitalism for videos like this.

  • @74stang2togo
    @74stang2togo 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +280

    Drop snack cakes, MREs, canned goods, and label them in Korean "Courtesy of the USA, Ukraine, and South Korea". Watch them switch sides so fast the Russians' heads spin.

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

      Might find some of the Russians switch too.

    • @smilysht238
      @smilysht238 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

      Don't forget the booze, tobacco, and nude magazines.

    • @totallyahuman.2955
      @totallyahuman.2955 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      Shit, the Russian will be spinning their heads so quick that they'll finally screw it the right way for once.

    • @opheliatrahan4185
      @opheliatrahan4185 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      Just don’t let the Canadians take part in that operation

    • @Canadiancoinguy
      @Canadiancoinguy 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@opheliatrahan4185 *sad grenade pin noises*

  • @bananapanda9805
    @bananapanda9805 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +111

    The motto of the US Military:
    “MMOOORRREEE DDDAAAAKKKKAAA!! “

    • @thomasfoster7387
      @thomasfoster7387 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!!!!

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      *WEZ NEED MORE RED PAINT!*

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      You don’t need to aim if you just fire the biggest Dakka you have at the enemy

    • @Ragingroxes
      @Ragingroxes 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @bananapanda9805 So the US is just a bunk of orca cobbling shit together. I love it and it works lol

  • @DeadRobit29
    @DeadRobit29 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +315

    A Locust? With Lasers, LRMs... and autocanons? *Mechwarrior heavy breathing*

    • @jonathonpion2042
      @jonathonpion2042 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +53

      One step closer to getting a Timber Wolf.

    • @Vivi24283
      @Vivi24283 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      😂 I love those games..

    • @daebi37
      @daebi37 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@jonathonpion2042 you mean Mad Cat?

    • @Vynirian
      @Vynirian 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      god i wish

    • @jonathonpion2042
      @jonathonpion2042 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

      @daebi37 this is what's from the lore behind Mad Cat. Essentially it was misnamed by a scanner.
      Vaguely resembling a cross between the MAD (Marauder) and CAT (Catapult) series, the Timber Wolf was tagged with the Inner Sphere reporting name Mad Cat on first contact.

  • @michaelmcmeekan5150
    @michaelmcmeekan5150 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +86

    Buff never ceases to amaze me with his dialogue…KEEP IT UP OLD MAN!

  • @mikekopack6441
    @mikekopack6441 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +175

    “God damned diet space shuttle!” HHhhAh. I burst out laughing while watching this on my flight and everyone is looking at me like I’m insane or something 😂

    • @paullachance6113
      @paullachance6113 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      I hollered i laughed so hard😂

    • @WamSUBNZ
      @WamSUBNZ 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      I spat my coffee so I appreciate your pain mate

  • @bobbybenton3421
    @bobbybenton3421 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

    Dude I love your content! I was a 13B back in the 80s and 90s. I remember the WWII barracks and the Gold Dragon back in 86. Redleg E4mafia for life.

  • @DrQuan215
    @DrQuan215 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +171

    “FOD Creator” gave me flashbacks. Thanks for my daily dose of PTSD

    • @SethBeck
      @SethBeck 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Nightmares.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      This line made a splash 😆"U fcukin FOD creator!"

    • @equarg
      @equarg 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      The Concord probably gave a thumbs down for that joke!

    • @Culdcepter
      @Culdcepter 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      "All hands to the flight deck for a FOD walkdown." Not good times.

    • @SethBeck
      @SethBeck 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Culdcepter but absolutely necessary.

  • @ObliqueVion
    @ObliqueVion 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +52

    "Not the QPCs!"
    Amazing how a cheeseburger instantly sounds like military hardware when you say it like that. 😂

    • @ethanmcgowan6926
      @ethanmcgowan6926 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Considering thw US Mikitary can transport a completely functional Burger King tk the oppoaithe side of the world and have it up and running in 24 hours, everything is a piece of military hardware just waiting to happen.

    • @billybrown4832
      @billybrown4832 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@ethanmcgowan6926 shame they can't deliver you a dictionary.

    • @ethanmcgowan6926
      @ethanmcgowan6926 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@billybrown4832 nah, my spell check is just military grade

    • @Naofumi-Iwatani
      @Naofumi-Iwatani 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​nah, he just has sausage thumbs
      Takes one to lnow one

    • @ethanmcgowan6926
      @ethanmcgowan6926 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Naofumi-Iwatani I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +198

    “I’m no muppet”. So unexpected but hilarious nonetheless.

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      ...It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights... :D

    • @jacobgomos2418
      @jacobgomos2418 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      Somebody go find Statler and Waldorf we need some heckling going on.

  • @seangriffin2040
    @seangriffin2040 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    "Someone touched on of my boats? JAPAN!!!! It was not me . . . " 7:45

  • @Sgtnolisten
    @Sgtnolisten 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +74

    Good to see Japan, but nothing will ever beat the "Everybody! Start rowing!"

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      ''we must move the island of japan!''
      Such a good joke ^^

    • @DJSpoiledMilk17
      @DJSpoiledMilk17 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      that was too good lol which video was it from? can't remember and now I need to rewatch

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@DJSpoiledMilk17don’t know. Think it was a video 6 months to a year ago though, so you’re going to need to get digging

    • @VJ-qz4fr
      @VJ-qz4fr 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Evarybady! Start padalling 😂😂❤

  • @jamesfrancisaloysiuspercev925
    @jamesfrancisaloysiuspercev925 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

    🤣😂 “…are the hypersonics in the room with us, right now?” 🤣

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +67

    West Taiwan "you ignorant American we are not communist," HLC "sure like Russia has hypersonics".
    Funny and true!! LoL

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      besides, "the chinese communist party holding the power uncontested since 1949" reality begs to differ

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +30

    0:13, Me: "Need I remind you of not only who won between us TWICE, but also just WHO saved WHO in several wars since, INCLUDING World War I, AND World War II? Yeah, don't EVER call me a Muppet again, or else Disney coming to sue you will be the least of your problems".

    • @Gillymonster18
      @Gillymonster18 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Disney gone just as communist and stupid as west Taiwan. They got too many problems of their own. Hemorrhaging money, Star Wars sinking and especially with Gina Carano backed by Musk dragging their ass through court.

    • @thepaperplush9340
      @thepaperplush9340 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If by twice you mean the war of 1812, that was more of a stalemate than a win.

    • @drewb3490
      @drewb3490 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      America was in WW1 for a few seconds and you thought you saved anyone ?

    • @DavidEllis94
      @DavidEllis94 40 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, 1812 was a stalemate, not a US win, and we didn't save anyone in WWI. At most, we sped up the collapse of Germany and allowed the Entente to get a more decisive win and heavier peace terms. The Brits and French were winning even without us.

  • @dmsdmullins
    @dmsdmullins 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +69

    I like to jiggle the wires. I stand with Granmpa-Buff.

    • @rickgater5411
      @rickgater5411 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      People leaving IG because it’s a dumpster fire!
      I say keep it and throw a few matches!
      JIGGLING THEM WIRES!

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I know lots of people who need their wires jiggled including my "I'm the smartest person in whatever room I happen to be in" baby sister. BTW, she's on husband #3.

    • @pg1171
      @pg1171 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If it ain't workin', unplug it and plug it back it, or use the old
      O F F buttton. Then the O N button. Usually works.

  • @AvatarVader
    @AvatarVader 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

    Really liking the longer format! Keep on keeping on HLC!

  • @thetrueunknown
    @thetrueunknown 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +74

    Do not fill the buff with the christmas tree little debbies, those are to precious to be sent away!

    • @keithrobinson7039
      @keithrobinson7039 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Mhm give them the ho ho’s and call it there

    • @meganhawkins5114
      @meganhawkins5114 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Send the strawberry rolls, oatmeal creampies, and those chocolate cherry cordial things!

    • @keithrobinson7039
      @keithrobinson7039 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@meganhawkins5114 the man’s a genius I completely forgot about the other nasty ones

    • @meganhawkins5114
      @meganhawkins5114 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@keithrobinson7039 A woman has to have standards for her snack cakes! 😁

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It's a good thing the Canadians don't have BUFF. They'd drop individual cans of soup from 40,000 feet.
      A helmet isn't going to save you if that lands on you.

  • @chocopappy
    @chocopappy 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    5:39 buff is my spirit animal lol. But the c130 is still my first love

  • @MJKing30
    @MJKing30 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

    Buff's fighting style is a great style

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

    U-2 is a peeping tom. He Sees E V E R Y T H I N G.

  • @Midnight24435
    @Midnight24435 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +58

    Love me some Habitual Linecrosser.

  • @navret1707
    @navret1707 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    “Hide and go Communist”. Why don’t I smell a new hat or T-shirt in the works?
    This entire vid is as funny as Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First” routine. Well played, HLC. Well played. This one will be tough to beat.

  • @Joker-ny7jh
    @Joker-ny7jh 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +52

    “I learned my lesson” poor Japan😭

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Well they got what was coming for them. It’s not like we didn’t warn them.

    • @Joker-ny7jh
      @Joker-ny7jh 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@archangeldo913 true, they definitely fucked around and found out. But I’m glad they’re our ally now

    • @immikeurnot
      @immikeurnot 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      What do you say to a Japan with two nuked cities?
      Nothing; they've already been told twice.

  • @VeteranGridSquares
    @VeteranGridSquares 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Ah, back in HD! Gotta pay that editing team more often. (Take care of yourself and the doggos!)
    Also, Buff did good on this one. AuDHD disabled vet here... And I volunteer to try the turn it off and see if it comes on again!
    Thanks for the video!

  • @donovanmclaughlin4830
    @donovanmclaughlin4830 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +62

    Buff 2024

    • @raptorhunter5549
      @raptorhunter5549 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      The only other candidate I'd vote for

    • @miceltusav88
      @miceltusav88 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      LET THE KID EAT!

    • @lonnyyoung4285
      @lonnyyoung4285 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@raptorhunter5549 just waiting for election day.

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

    "Not the QPC'S" 😂

  • @paulstuartwilson485
    @paulstuartwilson485 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

    And, once again, I have soda all over the floor and the front of my shirt. Thanks HLC. Going to do laundry now. 👍🇺🇸

    • @MTTT1234
      @MTTT1234 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      I think by now we all should have learned our lesson with HLC, to not drink or eat while the video is actively running. XD

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@MTTT1234 I was thinking the same thing. And I have learned my lesson. 😂

  • @triples3273
    @triples3273 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    As someone who has a few learning disabilities, I HAVE actually had that thought, believe it or not. You're safe, Buff. Autismo stamp of approval

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +34

    Not the QPCS! Yup, fortunately I don’t eat Mickey Ds

    • @jamesmckenzie3532
      @jamesmckenzie3532 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      There is one a quarter of a mile from me. The only time I went to it was when a Fryer caught on fire and I watched the local fire department mop up the mess the overhead fire suppression system made. Oh, and it smelled like french fries for weeks. Fun part, there's an elementary school across the street.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ITT: Non-McDonalds eaters proudly tell us they don’t eat McDonalds.
      That said, McDonald’s standards do appear to be slipping. Look who they hired as a fry cook.

    • @jamesmckenzie3532
      @jamesmckenzie3532 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@MarcosElMalo2 He couldn't be hired. McDonald's doesn't hire convicted felons.

    • @RaggedAssRobin
      @RaggedAssRobin 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I get a craving for a Big Mac every couple years. Thankfully, the semi-regular contamination has so far occurred between cravings.
      Knock wood, so I don't get E. Coli, Salmonella, some type of Hepatitis, or whatever the hell else gets in their Meat™ here and there.

    • @mattgriewahn8554
      @mattgriewahn8554 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@MarcosElMalo2and immediately after that stunt, they have a e. Coli outbreak.

  • @bigbadwolfy1164
    @bigbadwolfy1164 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    5:46 As a person with disabilities, when I first saw the matrix I too thought of this Buff, I even asked my mom that if this was real would God just be able jiggle the plug or something to fix me, she said there was nothing no one could do due to fix me, cuz yoh cant fix whats not broken.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Your mother deserves a hug. If your reading this, supply her one. (No, it doesn't matter if you just hugged her, she deserves another and we both know it.)

  • @Roamin_Nomad
    @Roamin_Nomad 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    I got a buddy who dug a lil deeper into the e. Coli outbreak, and we're thinking it's the onions, McDonald's gets their various ingredients from different suppliers(obviously), but the only key factor is that they get their onions from one supplier, food for thought.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      “Food for thought”. I saw what you did there. 👍

    • @Roamin_Nomad
      @Roamin_Nomad 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@navret1707 would ya believe if that was on accident, I just got off a graveyard shift 🤣🤣

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Except for it not being everyone, everywhere.

    • @Roamin_Nomad
      @Roamin_Nomad 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@davidgoodnow269 idk what to tell ya on that part, I'm just relaying what my buddy told me, you can take it with a grain of salt

  • @Rug0s
    @Rug0s 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    Was hoping when the US saide "false alarm" all the aircraft and weapon system voices were "Awwwww" or were jeering in the background.

    • @HammerOn-bu7gx
      @HammerOn-bu7gx 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      The problem is the A-10's wouldn't have quite gotten the word... and well... more aerated real estate to follow.

  • @CamoGuy76239
    @CamoGuy76239 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    Bad connection in the matrix...
    Gonna be my new go-to excuse for all of my less than impressive performances from now on!
    🤣

  • @celticknight221
    @celticknight221 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    Diet space shuttle?! That's so good! Buff with the greatest of insults!

  • @grumpybaztard4930
    @grumpybaztard4930 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

    I am WAYYYY to early for HLC videos... All Hail the BUFF !

  • @MJ-kc8iz
    @MJ-kc8iz 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Are the hypersonics in the room with us, right now?" made my cough a little ice tea on my desk. Worth it. 😆

  • @smartyy86
    @smartyy86 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    greetings from germany, i love your content :)

  • @jarretthuffin
    @jarretthuffin 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    I always feel like when I pressed play for these videos, I just walked in the room, and I know the shenanigans are about to start, so I grab a chair and excitedly wait.

  • @necondaa
    @necondaa 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

    Damn Australia getting some weapons too 😂

    • @honeybadgerbomb4469
      @honeybadgerbomb4469 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Probably the outcome for US Political Bribery again

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Well they live too close to be comfortable to West Taiwan. I can understand the motive.

  • @HanSolo__
    @HanSolo__ 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

    Whenever Grandpa Buff says: "Okay Uncle Sam, I got this one..." I try not to have close to my mouth any food or drink, so I won't need to change clothes. Again.

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      So Wise , Thank You

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@henrycarlson7514 Any time. 🙂

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I put everything eatable or drinkable away BEFORE I start watching a video from HLC. And I learned that the hard way. 😂

  • @LeonSteelpaw
    @LeonSteelpaw 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    And somehow fucking waffles got infested with Listeria

  • @SeanFoxLynnM16
    @SeanFoxLynnM16 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    You have become my favorite creator in the past year, keep up the great work!

  • @Anordinaryamerican
    @Anordinaryamerican 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Buff went off the deep end and I am here for it.

  • @HammerOn-bu7gx
    @HammerOn-bu7gx 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    "... you god da$%d diet space shuttle!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anubis20049999
    @anubis20049999 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    That handicapped halfway plugged into the matrix had me on the floor😂😂

  • @Mdhneo007
    @Mdhneo007 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Loving how these are getting longer. Keep it up HLC, this is how I get all my news nowadays 😁

  • @Xenodragon
    @Xenodragon 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Diet Space Shuttle" that got me, epic.

  • @wcresponder
    @wcresponder 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Diet space shuttle !"....oh buff you do make my day better.

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    America: Who touched my boats, was it you Japan?
    Japan: It wasn't me masta I swear.

  • @youske
    @youske 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Awesome. Today starting off right.. Thx HLC

  • @romulolopez8158
    @romulolopez8158 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    You had the chance to call it a Royale with cheese! You blew it sir.

  • @YarMahNarNar
    @YarMahNarNar 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    HLC has me hooked on this new drama series on TH-cam. Buff is a beast

  • @troybowden3447
    @troybowden3447 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    BUFF FOR THE WIN!!!

  • @waffleclan1831
    @waffleclan1831 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I genuinely enjoy seeing your videos. It is just what I need when I didn't known I needed it.

  • @adilsongoliveira
    @adilsongoliveira 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Man, I'm not from USA, I wasn't in the military (though in my country every male is conscripted at 18 and, technically, reserve) but I really can't help myself laughing hard at every video. Congrats dude!

  • @laughingpain3006
    @laughingpain3006 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Always here for the smile… oh, and learning.

  • @norm7298
    @norm7298 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    QPC's 'only the strong will survive', there's your new slogan Rotten Ronnies

  • @GregoryGreg87
    @GregoryGreg87 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man, Buff has been extra spicy these last few videos and I'm fuckin here for it. The missle up your urethra line had me literally laughing out loud.😂

  • @clockworkm
    @clockworkm 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    5:28 Oh, snap! I’m thinking it now!!!

  • @oggieboard
    @oggieboard 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I wanna first off and say thank you for your service!! my son got me watching you. He is in the army aviation works on Apache helicopters. I enjoy your contact so much. I laughed my butt off every time I hear your “news. “ kind of helps me when you explain acronyms because my God The military has so many it’s ridiculous. Lol keep up the good work. It’s awesome. I really enjoy watching what you do and listening by the way grandpa buff. And Franklin for president.

  • @A_Brainless_Goblin
    @A_Brainless_Goblin 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    i was in the middle of door dashing a qpc, saved once again.

  • @Concord003
    @Concord003 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's gonna be a hard "maybe". This is hilarious! Even being Ukrainian, I laughed out loud in my kitchen. But I'm a civilian. Got a check in with my friends in the army, how offended they are on the scale from 1 to restoring the Ukrainian nuclear program. :)

  • @viperz3r016
    @viperz3r016 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    6:35 FOD Creator made me laugh, as a crew cheif who understands

    • @riotmike85
      @riotmike85 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      That while argument was hilarious

  • @marlarose3105
    @marlarose3105 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hey what the buff said bout us learning disabled having bad wires to the matrix makes sense. Really appreciate your disabled jokes pal keep them right on coming.

  • @multiumx7896
    @multiumx7896 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Buff x dragon lady will be the best military romance since the air force x wagner

  • @allenr316
    @allenr316 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "No... No, Buff.... nobody thinks that!" Well... we're thinking it now. 🤣🤣

  • @ghostreborn8766
    @ghostreborn8766 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:08 this whole part got me rolling!!!
    (Kinda ironic cuz i haven't really seen the matrix movies but I got reference)

  • @zachwolf7545
    @zachwolf7545 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I heard Locust, and while deep down I knew it wasn't going to be a mech, but i really wanted it to be a Locust from Battletech...

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Sometimes I wish my problems could be fixed with a simple unplug/replug

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Then try Ctrl-Alt-Delete. Works fine lasts along time.

  • @blevesun
    @blevesun 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    There is so much packed in this one episode. ❤

  • @zacsmallwood7738
    @zacsmallwood7738 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Diet space vessel had my laughing 😆😆😆😆

  • @arcticghost1393
    @arcticghost1393 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Last time I was this early, the Russians had perfected hypersonic technology.

  • @InsanityDrive
    @InsanityDrive 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Grandpa Buff can juggle my wires whenever he wants 😊

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    THIS IS HOW I LEARN ABOUT THE E. COLI THING WITH MCDONALDS?!
    Man, I tried ordering through their app yesterday on the way home from work and I was wondering why the fuck it said my QPC was unavailable!

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      According to the news here in Sweden it seems to have been the onions from a specific farm that caused it.

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      And btw, I had a QPC here in Sweden less then 2 hours ago. 😂

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 Thanks for the added details. I still want my damn burger...

  • @N1ght_Breaker
    @N1ght_Breaker 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    **Houthis get a missle within 200 meters of a US aircraft carrier**
    **sound of neck cracking as the US immediately whips it's head around to face the Houthis**
    "So you have chosen... Death"

  • @kythes8
    @kythes8 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Holly puck!! That has to be one of your best bits. 😂

  • @ndrew.Vietnam
    @ndrew.Vietnam 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    “But you know what’s better than three? Four!”😂😂😂

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    As soon as I saw the title I knew this was going to be great

  • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
    @sirpepeofhousekek6741 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Verge of WW3? Against Russia and North Korea? That's not a war, that's an early bedtime.

  • @AsianTrix
    @AsianTrix 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    6:41 Diet Space Shuttle 😂😅

  • @aychdee981
    @aychdee981 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hahahahaha, I had to hit pause because I was laughing like a madman at “does that count as sticks and stones you goddamn diet space shuttle!!!”

  • @thehedgeknightnc3681
    @thehedgeknightnc3681 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    2:09 Or falling from a basement window.

    • @TheHabitualLinecrosserTeIegram
      @TheHabitualLinecrosserTeIegram 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      PM LES'T DISCUSS PRIVATELY.

    • @Dimond-yq4gu
      @Dimond-yq4gu 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah happens to my uncle who made fun of Russia he also shot himself in the head 50 times sad

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      must be former KGB headquarters one then..

  • @JoshuaNyhus
    @JoshuaNyhus 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "You fucking FOD creator" is just too good. Gonna be using that for my "less performing" students.

  • @Minusonebraincell-qt5bw
    @Minusonebraincell-qt5bw 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    I mean we kinda knew that but to be fair we are making A LOT of cool guy things

  • @rcslyman8929
    @rcslyman8929 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    As someone that works in IT, I can definitely say there's more than a few people I'd love to attempt the "unplug and plug them back in" thing.
    Or, y'know... at least the unplug part...
    So yeah. You aren't the only one, G-pa Buff.

  • @jamessturrock6802
    @jamessturrock6802 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    HLC, Dear God in heaven! There are so many moments in this skit that I literally couldn't stop laughing. I shot my soda out my nose twice. You owe me a new keyboard, but if Buff sends me a nice one liner I'll forgive it all. Well done sir, well done indeed.

  • @calneigbauer7542
    @calneigbauer7542 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Look forward to these everyday, even went through and recapped the last year news with hlc’s channel

  • @ForgottenGods
    @ForgottenGods 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Love your videos

    • @ForgottenGods
      @ForgottenGods 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was the first to comment for once 😂