The Worst Internet Gun Fails #7 - The Darwin Awards

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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    Thanks for watching guys! If you have submissions for future Darwin awards, you can leave them in r/BrandonHerrara (yes it’s purposely misspelled, we lost the OG).
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    • @Randyluck1
      @Randyluck1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #akgnotificationsquad

    • @floridaman_6079
      @floridaman_6079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bungis

    • @King_Kyros
      @King_Kyros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #akgnotificationsquad Thank you for bringing us another episode!

    • @thelastcrusader8140
      @thelastcrusader8140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The bullets are stored in the balls.

    • @coeus3973
      @coeus3973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #akgnotificationsquad

  • @ShamusOFox
    @ShamusOFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13670

    My father was very clear with me when teaching me how to shoot. He said “Son, if you don’t keep your snot hook off that trigger, you will be taken out of this world the same way you came in. A negligent discharge.”

    • @joempoem478
      @joempoem478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      Yikes man.

    • @TheTpointer
      @TheTpointer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      @@joempoem478 Yikes indeed

    • @MarkMcKay73
      @MarkMcKay73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      Your dad is a freaking god 😂😂. That’s outstanding!

    • @ShamusOFox
      @ShamusOFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      @@joempoem478 Don't worry, I'm 75% sure he was joking.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Let's be honest, that's how most children past a certain year have been born, and we all know it. lol

  • @CMF-qh1rw
    @CMF-qh1rw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7657

    The "Load a single round for a newbie." rule should be talked about far more often than it is. Thank you for mentioning it.

    • @silentkhaos1176
      @silentkhaos1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Saw a video where a couple idiots, one being a gun instructor, gives a little girl, no older than 10 AT MOST, an Uzi to fire at targets down a gun range and since the little girl had no recoil control, obviously, she lost control of the gun and killed the gun intructor behind her. Now that little girls has to live with knowing she killed a man because everyone around her had less brain cells COMBINED than a rock.
      Edit: Grammar

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      not even a noobie we had family friends that came out once a year and there daughters shot with us but that was the only time she picked up a gun so she was no noob but was not in practice at all there were a few sketchy situations with her we had to correct each time.

    • @Matias-dr3ys
      @Matias-dr3ys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@silentkhaos1176 she was 9 and wasnt that almost 10 years ago already?

    • @karllambert2350
      @karllambert2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@silentkhaos1176 that wasn't the first time a runaway uzi killed someone. A kid killed themselves in Massachusetts while shooting one at an expo.
      I think the common denominator was they were both micro uzis. I had a full size uzi (pre 86 conversion )and it was very heavy and controllable.
      My uzi pistol on the other hand ,needed a firm grip ... I never had a mini or micro ...

    • @KerbosYT
      @KerbosYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Bois bois, you talking about an uzi? that's lame, on Syria there's already over a hundred dead ppl who got shot with pkm because they insist on celebrate by going full auto, shooting with a single hand, of course they lose control and you can guess the rest.

  • @PotatoLover66
    @PotatoLover66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14446

    “As we all know. Guns are awesome.” As a british man. I’ve never felt more American.

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Same bro. I want to own a British Bren or Lee Enfield.

    • @mmmmyes9124
      @mmmmyes9124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @Catherine jesus

    • @PotatoLover66
      @PotatoLover66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@mmmmyes9124 correct. Jesus is what they need

    • @PotatoLover66
      @PotatoLover66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@holdencross5904 both very attractive weapons

    • @vandalistica
      @vandalistica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      As a resident of the failed penal colony that is Australia, I'm with you.

  • @shanebell9017
    @shanebell9017 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    I absolutely did this with my wife last week at the gun range. She had never fired a handgun. We used my 9mm Taurus G3c and ran through some dry fire drills. Safety rules, sight alignment, trigger pull, empty and clear. Then I loaded 1 round and allowed her to fire it. She handled it well, and then we moved to full load but slow action. Sights on, slack out, and squeeeeeeze. It's better to have safety and fundamentals before fun.

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      bro... its not that complicated. i was competing at the olympic level at around 12 years old. its not that special. safety is the main super important thing.

    • @ryxenzgamer
      @ryxenzgamer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Ok little bro, i think its time for bedtime ​@johndoe......

    • @xaf0163
      @xaf0163 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Jimothy-723no, you were not. Cool imagination though

    • @ArcticHorizon
      @ArcticHorizon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Jimothy-723 mhm whatever you say brother

    • @catboi_company
      @catboi_company 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Jimothy-723 she never shot a gun before, so I'd say a lil overkill but necessary, just to get familiar with the firearm.

  • @ReptileKult
    @ReptileKult 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    "Homeboy was about 30 degrees from making a serious fuckie wuckie and landing himself in the forever box" I love you Brandon, please don't ever change

    • @GeoffFreund
      @GeoffFreund 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Excellent Donut impression

    • @tire26
      @tire26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's a line from Donut Operator. If Donut got it from somewhere else I don't know.

    • @funkyfresh1013
      @funkyfresh1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oopsie woopsie UwU. we made a fucky wucky, a widdle fucko boingo

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tire26 I've seen it on an weird absurdist meme.

    • @dreadus8125
      @dreadus8125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@funkyfresh1013 we are trying VEWY HAWD to fix this!

  • @gameandgamer1479
    @gameandgamer1479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    “Firearms are not adult toys.”
    “Don’t fuck a gun.”
    Oh, Brandon, you naïve and sheltered soul.

    • @Gander556
      @Gander556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @Wimi Sasha Not Ak-50 didn't ask.

    • @sicknashty3837
      @sicknashty3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Wimi Sasha AK50: sexier

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Gander556 Just report her. End of story.

    • @sinner2512
      @sinner2512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Was it a revulva...?

    • @basrengangetch.2042
      @basrengangetch.2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sinner2512 or the fleshlight stock

  • @lfla0179
    @lfla0179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    "High-speed 115 grain vasectomy counts"
    Hard time stop laughing here. 🤣

    • @rodnabors7364
      @rodnabors7364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, it might be hard to epitomize Darwin Award more than point a loaded gun at your junk and pulling the trigger.

    • @SchwarzeskabelGWP
      @SchwarzeskabelGWP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hard for you to stop laughing easy for him to never get hard again

    • @spencerhall2088
      @spencerhall2088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love your F-14 profile picture!

    • @ivanmonahhov2314
      @ivanmonahhov2314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      even a blank at that range should work

    • @poppaganja3793
      @poppaganja3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spencerhall2088 th-cam.com/video/EumIKkYoRaA/w-d-xo.html

  • @nathantron25666
    @nathantron25666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    “Forever box” caught me WAY off guard and I laughed so hard. Makes it sound like a punishment for kindergartners. Lmfao

  • @diegocella6791
    @diegocella6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4852

    You know we are entering 2022 in style when Brandon has to say: "don't f**k a gun!"

    • @georgealicea2978
      @georgealicea2978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yea ,what's up with that. Aren't people adult enough to understand simple street language, fock off is simple. Go away you pain

    • @wrathmachine7609
      @wrathmachine7609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      But I love my 12 gauge. Also it fits very well inside a 3/4 inch. Rifling makes it better

    • @devinlarson1947
      @devinlarson1947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@wrathmachine7609 I did not need this image.

    • @wrathmachine7609
      @wrathmachine7609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@devinlarson1947 You got something against my sexuality?

    • @yakumoyukari4405
      @yakumoyukari4405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@wrathmachine7609 up until you remove your self from the gene pool by technicality

  • @harbinger-9277
    @harbinger-9277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    "Homeboy was about 30 degrees from making a serious fucky-wucky and having to get in The Forever Box" - Quote of The Year Award!

    • @melsop54
      @melsop54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bro...the euphemisms are hysterical hahah! Room temperature challenge is one of my favs from Cover Your ASP.

    • @zekethefishgeek8690
      @zekethefishgeek8690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He comes up with the best of the best off the hip sayings around... period.
      Over and out...

    • @herroyalsquirrelness8167
      @herroyalsquirrelness8167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't know. "Don't fuck a gun" rings pretty loud too.

    • @trevormerivale6882
      @trevormerivale6882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@melsop54 John is awesome! As for other ones like Brandon's you should check out donut operator. I don't know who got what from who but donut operator and Brandon are friends and I've heard plenty of those sorts of euphemisms like forever box or self forever sleep and things like that on donuts channel. This is one of the first handful of videos I've watched of Brandon's but it seems he's about to get another subscriber

    • @teamdoghouse7920
      @teamdoghouse7920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude. This is Tier 1 hilarity. 🤣🐺🤣

  • @ologhai8559
    @ologhai8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    Brandon: "Dont try that at home."
    Everyone: "Ok, lets go outside."

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      no go to a friends house duh

    • @IvanBias24
      @IvanBias24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Goes to friends house*

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      **Laughs in Russian**

    • @Sheepdog_Alpha
      @Sheepdog_Alpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also Brandon: "Don't fuck a gun."

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Let’s split up! Daphne and I are going to the bedroom…
      *Distant gunshots*

  • @KAmery-Violmoto
    @KAmery-Violmoto ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Welp, "a high speed 115 grain vasectomy" is definitely not the combination of words I thought I would be hearing today. Well done.

  • @Team_A.C.E
    @Team_A.C.E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    “Homeboy was about 30 degrees from making a f#cky wucky and ending up in a forever box” best line ever.

    • @globallunacy2473
      @globallunacy2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So good 🤣🤣

    • @wolfen26
      @wolfen26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      A cool line originally from donut operator.

    • @ozzymandus3865
      @ozzymandus3865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also known as the room temperature challenge.

    • @CS-zn6pp
      @CS-zn6pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This has happened to people.
      They have died exactly like this.

    • @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
      @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He almost did himself a mischief

  • @VSO_Gun_Channel
    @VSO_Gun_Channel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2871

    Make me a promise, when I inevitably catch an ND from someone at an industry event I can have a segment

    • @Flumphinator
      @Flumphinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      These videos have made me start wearing two NIJ IV plates any time I’m around anyone else with a gun, no exceptions, even if I trust them. I’ve gone without it and it just feels too sketchy.
      Can’t imagine going to SHOT show without it.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      i refuse to go to Philly. period.
      lived there while in college. shot more than once.
      One was a richoet from a drive by shooting.
      One was 'wrong place wrong time' and got hit in the shoulder when a gang came to try and finish what they started with a guy being loaded into the ER (where i was working as a student nurse)
      Weird part is, in both cases, i didnt realize i had been hit with a lead slug, until someone else pointed it out.
      but yeah, i feel naked when not armed, and walking in the city without some kind of protective gear.

    • @BrandonHerrera
      @BrandonHerrera  2 ปีที่แล้ว +816

      The amount of potentially Darwin Award winning incidents I’ve personally witnessed at industry events is probably double digits.

    • @markjenkins6424
      @markjenkins6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@BrandonHerrera thank God these companies are cutting edge

    • @blackhawks81H
      @blackhawks81H 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@BrandonHerrera To be expected due to very high Fudd ratio at shows.

  • @santinopangelina1115
    @santinopangelina1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    I love Brandon’s teachings such as “don’t point a gun at your 🅱️enis”

    • @Shep01
      @Shep01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      sacred wisdoms.

    • @johnspartan3405
      @johnspartan3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      All of us appendix carrying..."What?"

    • @oldies109
      @oldies109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      🅱️ut... 🅱️oint at 🅱️enis

    • @nothing_is_here6026
      @nothing_is_here6026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Today on bottom gear we blow off are 🅱️enis

    • @thomastoolis5301
      @thomastoolis5301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good rule of thumb.

  • @marcokritzinger3949
    @marcokritzinger3949 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hi Brandon. At 6:40, she basically said, "Jesus Barend" (Barend is his name) it's the Afrikaans language from South Africa. Definitely messed up his chances of using his other gun haha.

    • @TheVredeHunter
      @TheVredeHunter หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man was lekker fokken dom

  • @RockNRoll_Knight
    @RockNRoll_Knight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Brandon: Guns are not adult toys.
    Also Brandon: ATF vs Fleshlights.

    • @a_guyontheinternet
      @a_guyontheinternet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      To be fair, he didn't advocate for the device... Just laughed his ass off when he found out about it as all of us did

    • @poppaganja3793
      @poppaganja3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_guyontheinternet th-cam.com/video/EumIKkYoRaA/w-d-xo.html

    • @samuraidriver4x4
      @samuraidriver4x4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You misspelled AFT, Let's go Brandon!

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure that the fleshlight wasn't the gun itself, but an attachment. The main issue is using the barrel as a marital aid...

  • @kodiakkeith
    @kodiakkeith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Gosh, years ago when I was a teenager I was hunting with another kid (and an adult who wasn't close enough to intervene) and my young friend thought he should shoot a frog (possibly because we had a poor day duck shooting). This frog was sitting in the most foul, putrid mud you can imagine, and he leaned right over it and pointed his 12 gauge just as a big "Nooooooo..." came out of my mouth. As one might have predicted an enormous geyser of disease laden mud (and presumably frog parts) came directly into his face, eyes and open mouth. The velocity was such that his eyes were damaged (they did heal eventually) and to top it off he had a series of intestinal diseases that lasted for weeks as they changed antibiotics to fight one after another. I don't know if that is Darwinism or Newtonian physics, but probably both.

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's absolutely hilarious lmao.

    • @garethllewellyn215
      @garethllewellyn215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      reminds me of that kid that ate a slug and ended up dying from numerous parasites that made it to his brain

    • @poppaganja3793
      @poppaganja3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Null th-cam.com/video/EumIKkYoRaA/w-d-xo.html

    • @randomidiot8142
      @randomidiot8142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The frog had the last laugh. I've accidentally done that with air rifles and can only imagine the shower he got.

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idiot is lucky he got to keep his eyes.

  • @huntermen3210
    @huntermen3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Brandon- "Don't fuck a gun."
    Girl's Frontline Players- "You're not my dad!"

    • @AsukaLangleyS02
      @AsukaLangleyS02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yup!

    • @MaxDicker
      @MaxDicker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was looking for a comment like this one

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, I wish that game was good. I wasted way too much time on GFL.

  • @ThePhantomRocket
    @ThePhantomRocket ปีที่แล้ว +161

    finally, a gun lover who appreciates and respects gun saftey, we need more of these guys

    • @scorchedearth1451
      @scorchedearth1451 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      If you love your gun the right way,
      you'll live to love another day.

    • @ThePhantomRocket
      @ThePhantomRocket 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Exactly,
      I don't really agree with the 'take away all the guns' argument, but like, a lot of people who shouldn't have them are getting them, and that needs to be fixed

    • @thisismyname2936
      @thisismyname2936 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Who are you to arbitrarily decide who "shouldn't" have them? What if someone were to arbitrarily decide you shouldn't be able to vote? Shouldn't be able to exercise free speech?

    • @nightlord8756
      @nightlord8756 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also dont give a gun to idiots ,because idiots will end up harming or killing themselves while putting others lives at risks ,dont ban guns ,but be sure people handle a gun properly

  • @TheMepwep
    @TheMepwep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Firearm community: “Never point a firearm at anything you aren’t willing to destroy”
    Also Firearm Community: *appendix carries*

    • @Bramswarr
      @Bramswarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      this, right here, is why i pocket carry.
      also my appendix isn't large enough to fold over my gun like a T-shirt so appendix carry would be super obvious

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And that's why I use an Urban Carry. Well below my junk, especially true now that winter is here.

    • @JorgeMartinez1987
      @JorgeMartinez1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You gotta doughboy carry... Like ice cube in boys n the hood. Appendix but not charged. "We gotta problem?" (brandish weapon in waist) "I said do we gotta problem"(proceed to unholster weapon and charge for dramatic effect). 😎

    • @TheMepwep
      @TheMepwep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @real pedroppp oh I know, most gun owners just forget the most important rule of gun safety…common sense. I hate when people “follow the rules” beyond logical reason.

    • @3of11
      @3of11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you AENDIX carry... you might have no PP

  • @RichardCranium321
    @RichardCranium321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Brandon: "Dont f*ck a gun!"
    also Brandon: "Fleshlight braced AR"
    Kentucky Ballistics: "What if the gun f*cks YOU?"

    • @ACUA-062
      @ACUA-062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Brandon: "Don't F*CK a gun!"
      The Girls frontline community: ;( ok... anyways *proceeds fcking a gun*

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I can't resist.
      In capitalist Amerika you fuck gun.
      In Soviet Russia gun fucks you!

    • @NosZodd666
      @NosZodd666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If the gun fucks you just stick a thumb in it!

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought an adult sex toy anything would be more James Reeves style. I mean, booty shorts year around?

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@halogeek6 Yakov Smirnoff approves.

  • @peterk1821
    @peterk1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    I really appreciate the “only load one round” advice because I’ve always preached that and practiced that myself when introducing any friends or family members to shooting for their first time. Range day is supposed to be fun, not tragic

    • @custink22
      @custink22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Absolutely! I do the same thing. One round first so that i can see how they handle it and decide if i give them more.

    • @3ountyhunter
      @3ountyhunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same. Especially if you are worried they are going to 180, drop the gun, or are scared of recoil.

    • @BullsMahunny
      @BullsMahunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Chris G Apparently people think that's funny. Like, let's give this 98lb woman who's never hired a gun before a flipping .44 magnum/.500 SW. That's absolutely going to go right. They can't even hold the gun straight but nothing could go wrong.
      reerees.

    • @benjaminshropshire2900
      @benjaminshropshire2900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heck, I'll give the same advice for *any* firearm you are in the least bit unsure of. New perchance? Just got it back from the gunsmith? Just built it from an 80 kit? Swapped out a trigger group? Added or removed 5lb of furniture? Put in a single live round (and if you have one a snap cap under that) and make sure you are the only one who knows if it turns out to be an accidental title II whatever.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agree 100% Until they are comfortable with that gun, only 1 round for you.
      There are several reasons to only load one round in a gun you are unfamiliar with. Dunno why that idea is always so taboo

  • @Skipjack7814
    @Skipjack7814 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I worked at a Barbershop in Tampa for many years, and cant recall exactly when the whole "Gun Craze" started, but several of us Barbers were not only Veterans, and a few of them were armed. Eventually more customers started carrying, and of course there was lots of 'gun talk,' with various businessmen, etc, who would take out their pistol, hand it to the Barber, who "expertly" cleared the weapon and "expertly" examine it. I never felt the need to carry at the shop, especially since the place was usually "bristling with weapons." I used to call them SUBDIVISION COMMANDOS. One accountant even had a bucking ANKLE PIECE!! Goofballs....

    • @joeuser633
      @joeuser633 ปีที่แล้ว

      When your entire sense of your own manhood and self worth comes from your gun (and/or monster truck) you are a pathetic loser. Oh yeah, and also an idiot.
      I love to shoot guns and darts both but if I ever revolve my entire life around either, put one through my head and end my miserable existence for me.

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I was once told that you treat your gun like your crotch: nobody needs to know what you've got in your pants, and nobody wants to see it. Keep it to yourself unless you absolutely have to use it

  • @randomcamera746
    @randomcamera746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    3:36
    "Homeboy was about 30 degrees from making a serious fuckie-wuckie and having to get into the forever box," had me dying.

  • @elmofromtheo
    @elmofromtheo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    "Homeboy was about 30 degrees from making a serious fucky wucky and having to go in the forever box"-wise words from the gun prophet Brandon Herrera

    • @alexandermason3845
      @alexandermason3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I smell a Donutoperator reference.

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for me, the bit that killed me was the
      ahem
      “Fucky Wucky”

  • @geodkyt
    @geodkyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    One piece of wisdom I've always preached is, "There is no award for having the fastest re-holster in the West."
    Goes along with, "There are NO cool points on the range, so stop looking to collect them."

    • @DaveTex2375
      @DaveTex2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can get plenty of "Pissed Off Points" by shooting 3" Magnus in a HD shotgun in an indoor shooting range. True story!

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm cool when I arrive on the range. Saves time trying to pickup points there.

    • @luggy9256
      @luggy9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean quick draw competitions have you reholster don’t they? Or do people just choose to do it?

    • @poppaganja3793
      @poppaganja3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markh.6687 th-cam.com/video/EumIKkYoRaA/w-d-xo.html

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poppaganja3793 I'm so cool, I don't need a rap song. Word.

  • @christiepegoda8723
    @christiepegoda8723 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My ex-husband and I had a small gun shop in East Texas many years ago. I lost count how many good ole boys brought a loaded gun in the shop, threw it on the counter, and said "Have R look at this and tell me whats wrong with it." I got to be pretty good at shoving the business end away from me. All of the squirrels were not in the woods.

  • @itsdxll-p5z
    @itsdxll-p5z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    The "Pointing a loaded gun at your baby maker" challenge is definitely a way to get irresponsible gun owners from creating more irresponsible gun owners, change my mind.
    Edit: Just wanted to say thanks for 1k likes, never had a comment get this much attention before!

    • @dakoderii4221
      @dakoderii4221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Epigenetics trump genetics. Shhhh! The Eugenicists don't want people to find out.

    • @IndraKurniawan-vk2qb
      @IndraKurniawan-vk2qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Natural selection I guess??

    • @albany222
      @albany222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      So in a strange twist this could be a good thing?

    • @thewatcher611
      @thewatcher611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This last dude ain't makin nothin!!

    • @OtawoOnlineGaming
      @OtawoOnlineGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only if the doctor doesn’t try fixing the patient.

  • @joshuawood1436
    @joshuawood1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    I must admit, the pointing a loaded gun at your junk is a brilliant Darwin award.

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Hey, if they want to die in a very slow, painful, and extremely embarrassing way, I say they can make Charles Darwin proud

    • @THE_SpecificSpaceGuy
      @THE_SpecificSpaceGuy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @THE_SpecificSpaceGuy
      @THE_SpecificSpaceGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      @ga c your life is a facepalm 💀

    • @1topbaron559
      @1topbaron559 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Preventing more Darwins from being born,☑

    • @digitaal_boog
      @digitaal_boog ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@1topbaron559 and that actually qualifies you for one. You don’t even need to sue to get one!

  • @lifehacksformen8427
    @lifehacksformen8427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    My heart literally skipped a beat and I lost my breath watching that dude load a round and aim at his junk.

    • @aregmartirosyan2076
      @aregmartirosyan2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The last clip ......

    • @MrChrisJGilbert
      @MrChrisJGilbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I though I had seen peak stupidity...but that "challenge" is about as stupid as it gets. Shameful. Gave me the heeby jeebies.

    • @myitbos1335
      @myitbos1335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I cannot watch past that moment. Sorry Brandon.

    • @joshuavidrine889
      @joshuavidrine889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@myitbos1335 Same here man, same here. I felt warning pain there instinctually, the kind that keeps you from getting horribly maimed by flinching away from danger in the split second before it collides and shit goes bad.

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That last clip makes my skin crawl. And having had an AD indoors, myself, that definitely was a .45ACP he just destroyed his junk with.

  • @FieniX_
    @FieniX_ ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I went to an indoor range and the guy in the firing lane next to me had a revolver and decided it would be a good idea to pretend he had a holster and practice his quick draw firing from the hip. No regard for anyone around him, just that he really needed to get his quick draw dialed in because he had no intelligence. One of the managers saw what he was doing, walks up to him and asks him why he’s shooting the ceiling. Quick draw McGaw said he didn’t. Yea, he was kicked out of the range.

    • @christiansmalley2663
      @christiansmalley2663 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂 oh fuck id be like gtfo here. idiotic

    • @EdwardCostigan
      @EdwardCostigan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was thinking “whats the problem?” , and then read he was shooting the ceiling. Lol, probably hit it more than once too to get the range boys on his ass

  • @Sm0keyPanda
    @Sm0keyPanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "Two bad days away from putting an anonymous tip in to the ATF."
    That had me fuckin' dying of laughter. That, Brandon, may just be the best joke you've made in the entirety of the Darwin Award series. And it was a damn blooper! XD

    • @maksimb3267
      @maksimb3267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that was hilarious 😂

    • @zacharyauchterlonie3035
      @zacharyauchterlonie3035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was a fuckin’ gem of a joke

    • @wuffos
      @wuffos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      13:36

    • @derekseigle8624
      @derekseigle8624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aft... come on man.

    • @sirtrigger6341
      @sirtrigger6341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m eating while reading this and u know I almost died from choking

  • @Deadite9405
    @Deadite9405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Brandon: "Don't fuck a gun."
    Girls' Frontline fans: "RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      God damnit, im disappointed that i understand this

    • @ulrickts
      @ulrickts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I recently received my UMP9. Now I need a real UMP9 for her to pose with...

    • @fsdhuy
      @fsdhuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "please, do not have sex with the androids"

    • @captainfluffles9072
      @captainfluffles9072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn beat me to it

    • @ulrickts
      @ulrickts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@fsdhuy You can't tell me what to do! You're not even my real mom!

  • @dss8345
    @dss8345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    "Don't fuck a gun." "Don't tell me what to do!" Straps a Fleshlight to an AK.

  • @hirotrupp
    @hirotrupp ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Homeboy was about 30° from making a serious fucky wucky and having to get in the forever box" 😂😂

  • @charliejacobs8263
    @charliejacobs8263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "Don't point a gun at anything your not willing to shoot"
    "single action/double action revolver"
    "obviously it's empty"
    It's like an Alec Baldwin joke generator

    • @hunteradams5374
      @hunteradams5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alec Baldwin jokes are like revolving jokes they just come around with every video

    • @poppaganja3793
      @poppaganja3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hunteradams5374 th-cam.com/video/EumIKkYoRaA/w-d-xo.html

    • @sninctbur3726
      @sninctbur3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hunteradams5374 They go off when you least expect it

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    “God’s Caliber went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring and floor” had me absolutely rolling

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess in twenty years we're finding out if Hitler's missing ball played a part in genocide XD

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Illlium that was due to an arterial blast when he was in the trenches during ww1. 1 of 2 of his injuries, the other being from a british gas attack.

    • @t_l_o_8725
      @t_l_o_8725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tatusiek_1 damn bro, that's crazy -_-

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @bill stanley he literally said it dude, 45 ACP

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @bill stanley 22 Travels too slow to fragment and false, Jesus Designed 1911🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @utkarshchourasiya5309
    @utkarshchourasiya5309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    I was jumping, looking away and almost traumatized by those gun on the balls videos.
    Imagine some guy thinking yeah I got the balls to do this trend and next thing you know, he doesn't 🤣

    • @misterPhUcKpUfF
      @misterPhUcKpUfF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The last clip had me fucking trembling for a few seconds.

    • @dpsamu2000
      @dpsamu2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That is the only joke either in the video or the comments that made me laugh. Don't get a swell head about it. It was only a "heh".

    • @65294402
      @65294402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
      @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm going to be grasping/protecting my nads for the next two months after watching that one.

    • @colinlpeace
      @colinlpeace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Somebody got an owchie-wowchie.

  • @jean-paultheron8415
    @jean-paultheron8415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I almost laughed my head off with that third example. I'm from South Africa and the "Jis Barend" is like saying shit Barend look wtf you did now 😂. I have two friends over here that have shot themselves reholstering carrying one up. Which is one of the reasons I don't carry one up. Anyway love your channel ❤🇿🇦

    • @georgesakellaropoulos8162
      @georgesakellaropoulos8162 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I'm reholstering, I normally remove my holster from my belt, reholster, then replace the holster on my belt. You very seldom need to reholster quickly.

  • @megatroll2590
    @megatroll2590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    "a high speed, 115grain vasectomy" and I broke down laughing. I feel bad about that since every time I see stupid challenges I call them out on being morons. Especially with firearms.

    • @walterdayrit675
      @walterdayrit675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Vasectomy is sometimes reversible. Exploded balls are not. 🤢

    • @firewoodtime2
      @firewoodtime2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My dad wouldn't let us aim a squirt gun at each other. He used to say, you've got to respect a gun at all times. Now that I am older, I see his wisdom..

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks like he's the one who went off half-cocked.

  • @DrBreezeAir
    @DrBreezeAir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I can't believe Brandon doesn't own a single double-action revolver.

    • @BrandonHerrera
      @BrandonHerrera  2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      I do, just not in my office.

    • @TJ-bg4fw
      @TJ-bg4fw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@BrandonHerrera until your crippling GunBroker addiction flares up again, before we know it you'll have two or three office double actions

    • @shawn11285
      @shawn11285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@BrandonHerrera I can't believe Brandon Herrera doesn't own a single office double-action revolver

    • @no-nonseplayer6612
      @no-nonseplayer6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BrandonHerrera So when you have Suomi in your collection ?? of Lahti 35

    • @thatmeme1360
      @thatmeme1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its like asking him to own a butt plug.

  • @Andrewy27
    @Andrewy27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Brandon: "we start this in the most logical place possible..."
    Me under my breath: "Russia"
    Brandon: "It's Russia"

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ding Ding Ding!! (crowd applause) "You've won an Internet!"

    • @SQSNSQ
      @SQSNSQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And, typically, as everything they tell you about Russia in the USA - it's a fake.

    • @luggy9256
      @luggy9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s like for cursed gun images, the logical starting place is Pakistan…

    • @jasongrieve397
      @jasongrieve397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is not true, it was in south africa, she was speaking Afrikaans, what she really said was. "JISSIS BAREND". Which best translates to "Jesus Barend". Barend being his name.

    • @luggy9256
      @luggy9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasongrieve397 did you miss the fact the first video was the Russian dudes with the bulletproof helmet and the revolver? That South African one was later on… hence starting in Russia…

  • @bleach_drink_me
    @bleach_drink_me ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Videos like this has made me extremely cautious when it comes holstering when training. Thank you for keeping me on my toes.

  • @IronKing-jw6ku
    @IronKing-jw6ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    My girlfriends mother, who is a nurse, was actually dealing with one of their neighbors who gave themselves a surprise vasectomy a few weeks ago. She spared use most of the details but the lesson to take away is we need to stop protecting stupid people

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don’t point a Glock at your cock.

    • @BullsMahunny
      @BullsMahunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We absolutely do. Back in the day, stupid people would weed themselves out of the gene pool. Now we let them live, they procreate, create more stupid people, SOMEHOW end up in positions of power and they screw shit up for everyone else by banding the stupid people together into blind, coherent, obedient masses.
      As I always say though, when the end times comes there will be a massive supply of cannon fodder and menial labor.

    • @benjaminshropshire2900
      @benjaminshropshire2900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BullsMahunny Maybe that's why someone started the meme? To help weed out people dump enough to try it. It's a sadistic logic, but it might explain how something so clearly moronic happened even once.

    • @MoriShep
      @MoriShep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminshropshire2900 ......there is logic in what you said....i don't support it but ...results

    • @benjaminshropshire2900
      @benjaminshropshire2900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MoriShep I don't support it either!

  • @effdiffeyeno171
    @effdiffeyeno171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Can we start a new award?
    The Baldwin award.
    When you're ultimately responsible for shit going wrong but personally survive?

    • @SepticFuddy
      @SepticFuddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I second this motion

    • @connorjones1485
      @connorjones1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thirded

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought it would be when you're personally responsible but deny it without any credibility whatsoever.

    • @fireman305
      @fireman305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fourthed

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All in favor say aye.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Scary to know that at five years old with a ten round .22 rifle I was safer than these people. That's... genuinely horrifying.

    • @Twisted6912
      @Twisted6912 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was six firing an ar15 and I was safer than all these people I am american btw

    • @davidpawson7393
      @davidpawson7393 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I couldn't have a go-kart but an H&R 9 shot .22 was perfectly fine at age 15. Even brought it on vacation across, gasp, state lines.

    • @scorpion407
      @scorpion407 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same bruh, I was shooting with a hunting shotgun 12 gauge at the age of 14, I was shooting with a crossbow at the age of 5, I was shooting with a Makarov 9mm, MAC 10 and glock at the age of 15 and never ever thought of something that stupid.

    • @roger_roger.22-19BBY
      @roger_roger.22-19BBY ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scorpion407 so let me get this straight YOU HAD A FUCKING LOADED GUN AT FIVE

    • @scorpion407
      @scorpion407 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@roger_roger.22-19BBY a crossbow isn't a gun but yeah I was of course with two instructors and my parents

  • @5GentleGiants
    @5GentleGiants 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    12:35 I’m glad you directly addressed this stupidity problem

  • @ct7567CaptRex
    @ct7567CaptRex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I was squeaking like a little Baby when Kyle said He knew you and watched the channel and He learned from you to cope with memes. THis Channel is relevant!!!!!
    Lol. Keep up the amazing Work Brandon.

    • @ryangustin4752
      @ryangustin4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Catherine these bots are fast wow

    • @thallan
      @thallan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, let's go brandon!

    • @andreandretta5259
      @andreandretta5259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where did he say that?

    • @Rokhan91
      @Rokhan91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@andreandretta5259 You Are Here Podcast

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@andreandretta5259 on the podcast "you are here". Its an conservative TH-cam podcast. Youll find it in TH-cam. Just type in: you are here Kyle Rittenhouse. Then, there is the 2 hours long podcast and a seperate Video clip, 6 minutes or so. Watch the 6 minute clip. He says it in there.

  • @seandohe9979
    @seandohe9979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    This channel is more educational then it needs to be. And nobody realizes how much they learn watching these videos. Its great I love these.

    • @scrapdog2113
      @scrapdog2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude facts!! Im studying to become a mechanical engineer and learning about gun mechanisms aswell as gun safety plays into the degree PERFECTLY

    • @triplehfarmsllc7348
      @triplehfarmsllc7348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If this video educates you more then how stupid the world is then we can’t be friends 😂 the saddest part is people really are this stupid and these videos like this are real.

    • @bullainsworth3130
      @bullainsworth3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t understand how someone can be so inept as to have this happen with a revolver or a semi-auto for that matter! After firing, my trigger finger still has the trigger in the back position. It isn’t until I’ve controlled the recoil and l’m bringing the gun back down to the target that my trigger finger begins to allow the trigger to reset. Now I admit, I’ve been shooting for a really long time, but I don’t remember that EVER being a problem! It’s always been kinda natural. That guy’s father must have never took him to do man stuff! If he has or had a father. At any rate………..damn!

    • @triplehfarmsllc7348
      @triplehfarmsllc7348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bullainsworth3130 he is anti gun is the crazy thing. But yet he murdered someone and according to him never touch the trigger at all. I kinda wonder if he knows what the trigger is let alone the difference between a blank and live round. But still then it’s not enough excuse too say he isn’t at fault… their shouldn’t have been any live rounds or target practice going on at a movie set. He needs to be charged as well as some kinda action too the armorer on site needs to loose licenses. It’s a shame another life lost because of carelessness and lack of safety

  • @kell9629
    @kell9629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "as someone who's shot a lot of dirt in his days, thats a 9mm"
    missing your target doesnt count

    • @Tojoblindeye
      @Tojoblindeye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol what?

    • @johnskahen3494
      @johnskahen3494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ranges often have dirt behind targets, the joke is he’s missing the target often, and hitting dirt instead.

    • @matias19891
      @matias19891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnskahen3494 well he's the AK guy

    • @kell9629
      @kell9629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnskahen3494 that and Brandon himself showed us that he isnt the best shooter

    • @joemama.556
      @joemama.556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what target? He literally shoots into the dirt, no need to waste precious targets

  • @dankburgh9724
    @dankburgh9724 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "a serious fucky wucky and almost entered the forever box" best line ever

  • @badwolf7367
    @badwolf7367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    That load a single round for a newbie is one good advice. Years ago in about 1986, I was at a gun range where a guy brought his son to shoot a real Thompson SMG. His son looked to be 8 years old and I estimate barely 4'6" I think you all know where this is going. Yes, he gave his son a full mag and when his son squeezed the trigger the recoil was too much for him that the muzzle started to point everywhere but towards the target. There were about 10 people on the range and we all hit the deck. Thank God, no one was hit. The range safety officer was truly PO'ed . I don't think I ever seen that color of reddish purple on a human face before or since.

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's when you ban the idiot for life. and call the cops on his ass for child endangerment. there's no fucking reason to give a kid that small a fully automatic gun...

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of that dumb RO that gave a 12 year old girl a full mag and a full auto Uzi. Only problem is the RO hit the deck alright...

    • @generalgreevus8773
      @generalgreevus8773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sebastianriz4703 so did his smooth brains

    • @andrewbroekhuijsen6770
      @andrewbroekhuijsen6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      At my local outdoor range a couple of years ago, I was working up a load with a bolt rifle, and some guy comes into the lane next to me with a brand spankin' new AR-15 he had just built; his first. Good for you, congrats, etc. etc.
      He pops in a pmag, points it downrange, and the next thing I hear is 3 uninterrupted seconds of freedom, with complete silence at the end since everyone else there had stopped firing to ogle the moron with the giggle switch.
      To this day I don't know if it was an honest mistake with assembly (hence why you should always test a brand new build with first 1 round in the mag, then 2 rounds, THEN more), or some yokel with a bent coat hanger. The range officer took the rifle, put it back in its case, and kindly invited the man never to bring it back to this range without a signed letter from a gunsmith saying it was safe to fire and incapable of such shenanigans.

    • @keithangstadt4950
      @keithangstadt4950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      A similar thing happened at a full auto shoot in PA. Unfortunately the kid lost control of the gun and he was the only casualty

  • @Crazy_Crusaderr
    @Crazy_Crusaderr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I've never cringed harder than when I saw them pointing supposed loaded weapons at their crotch. How could any sane man do that to themselves.

    • @NB-ir1me
      @NB-ir1me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      99% didn't actually load them lol but obviously a couple dumb asses did and paid the price

    • @trevormerivale6882
      @trevormerivale6882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro just look at your name, it explains what they done, "the gun nut"
      Hope I made you smile Nate 😆

    • @aihereplia
      @aihereplia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      B… but your name is GunNut

    • @OniSyphon
      @OniSyphon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aihereplia 😯

    • @mr.rattlebones7740
      @mr.rattlebones7740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I both cringed and actually covered up the screen with my hand so I didn’t have to see it. Of course I looked anyways…😩

  • @yossiallen3316
    @yossiallen3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    As a firearms instructor, I've seen this happening with the revolver numerous times. I have always instructed first timers only to load one chamber till they get used to the recoil energy.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      or use a single action only.

    • @ThiagoSilvaHpsombra
      @ThiagoSilvaHpsombra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@toomanyaccounts use both

    • @holocaust_2.0
      @holocaust_2.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As well as fully extend the arms/lock the elbows out.

    • @tylermunson742
      @tylermunson742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One single action army plz

    • @solinoctis804
      @solinoctis804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I listened to my instructor on that with all guns for the first time regardless of type. I'm glad I did so when I first fired a desert eagle.

  • @sphollo1
    @sphollo1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Don't f&c% a gun" immediate subscribe, lol 😂

  • @incognitoomen7898
    @incognitoomen7898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Heyo, translator here. The language used by the guy who shot himself when reholstering his firearm is Afrikaans. The woman says "Jiss Barend!" Jiss is an exclamation like Jeez! Or similair word in English and Barend is the name of the guy who shot himself.
    Edit: I am Afrikaans aswell, it goes without saying that most of us are not negligent with firearms. A lot of us in Afrikaans culture take pride in how we shoot and safely handle firearms.

    • @nicolaasgrobler6063
      @nicolaasgrobler6063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It can also be translated as "Dammit Barend" because Afrikaans to English is special like that. Also a Afrikaner here
      Can confirm firearms are a large part of our culture

    • @incognitoomen7898
      @incognitoomen7898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicolaasgrobler6063 yeah Damnit does sound better lol either way there are so many ways you could translate it.

  • @_Pumpdurd
    @_Pumpdurd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    "If you can watch that and not cringe, there is something wrong with you." Well said Brandon.

    • @EricT3769
      @EricT3769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right?! And the article says the guy thought he just grazed his balls until he got to the hospital and discovered otherwise. Wtf!
      Cringe city!

    • @MoxxoM
      @MoxxoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, I knew I had something wrong with me to begin with but I didn't cringe. Weren't my balls so why would I care? But I never fired a gun in my life, maybe that's why.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah it really hurst to look at this level of idiocy.

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh I've seen worse lol

    • @_Pumpdurd
      @_Pumpdurd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesprice2163 Yeah, but hell. Dont point guns at your cock.

  • @ZenithPeak1
    @ZenithPeak1 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    “Don’t fuck a gun.” Honestly the funniest and most true piece of advice I’ve ever heard

    • @Perspective557
      @Perspective557 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Girl's frontline fans are punching the air rn

    • @ZenithPeak1
      @ZenithPeak1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes@@Perspective557

    • @crisprcas09
      @crisprcas09 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Perspective557lol

    • @GreatDoomer
      @GreatDoomer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about cannon's eh?

    • @AdamHalvo
      @AdamHalvo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was about to type this 😂

  • @Shade01982
    @Shade01982 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:35 I'm also wondering about the lady. Specifically as she appears to STILL be holding a gun with her finger on the trigger, and we can probably assume that gun is still loaded as well...
    8:20 I *think* is I remember correctly, the trend started because a group of guys were protesting (or claiming) the trigger discipline guidelines were stupid and you didn't need him if you were competent enough with a firearm and they were trying to show it off like this...

    • @Qaianna
      @Qaianna 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'Is my face red.' --Emo Philips, UHF, albeit using a table saw and his thumb.

  • @vfwestphal
    @vfwestphal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Talk about loading only one round... Hanging out at an indoors range once, behind the safety glass, and a dude came in with his girl and 2 other couples. He "taught them" how to handle a gun (and I'm putting that in quotes because... well, obviously), and proceeded to hand his girl a revolver.
    Pucker factor enters the scene.
    She took her first shot, did a little happy jump followed by a 180º, gun still in hand and sweeped her entire group of friends with a potentially live weapon. Her friends cheered with her, I duckered (ducked+puckered) while behind the bulletproof glass, and an employee rushed in to roast the soul out of their stupid bodies.

    • @ironked
      @ironked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cringiest scenes are always when "experts" try to teach a date how to shoot. There's a way to be safe, kind and not invasive that will do some good. Then there's the idiot way.

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ironked Often it's not the fact that they are (or aren't) experts / qualified firearms trainers, but it has more to do with them being too close (as in friendly) with the students. In military service, you paid attention to the sgt. explaining gun safety because if you messed up you'd end up with your butt in a sling. The instructors at our range are friendly and funny guys, but they are dead serious when doing their instruction, and give off the same message: "You don't want to mess up in my class so pay attention". In contrast, you get a friend to show you, there's some joking around, and if that friend isn't taking things all too seriously, why should you?
      I took friends to the range at times, but I always asked one of the instructors to explain things and help my friends shoot my firearms. They've actually made that the rule now as well.

  • @oyt7663
    @oyt7663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    6:41 the fact that he did that at point blank with no hesitation at all really says a lot about the car

    • @KriskitArms
      @KriskitArms ปีที่แล้ว

      He fucking hates it that's for sure. I can sort of relate however I would never shoot a gun at that old piece of junk.... I'd blow it up.

    • @goose93
      @goose93 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That car must be absolute crap

    • @smartfella7914
      @smartfella7914 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@goose93Its a GMC so yeah

    • @luedog8385
      @luedog8385 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the reason his truck didnt work is because he skipped all oil changes to buy that gun

  • @MLGLionKnight
    @MLGLionKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The fact that someone has to say not to “F*ck a gun” means a lot about where humanity is.

    • @ironked
      @ironked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doomed

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, I'm sure there gave been folks who humped their weapons for as long as they've had weapons to hump, it's just that previously that was limited to the handles of swords and shafts of spears, now it's high end explosive propelled projectiles

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .......is taking a shower with one ok? That cosmoline would been pain in the ass to remove otherwise!!

    • @sninctbur3726
      @sninctbur3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least she can't reproduce. Survival of the fittest.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rule 34 exists for a reason.

  • @joshualandry3160
    @joshualandry3160 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well, I'd say that guy defiantly used a dummy round. The round revealed the dummy and gave him a Darwin award!
    I'll see myself out now.

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Remember: Every warning on a product is because, at one time or another, someone has done it.
    Accordingly, new warnings will soon be attached to all firearms sold in the USA.
    1) Don't point a gun at your benis or VJJ.
    2) Don't fu*k a gun.

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Imagine having to explain to the police/paramedics that you castrated yourself for an Internet meme.

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @D R Well now the significant other knows they dodged a bullet on that one...
      ..cause their spouse sure as hell didn't.

    • @bobatesomemayo
      @bobatesomemayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "so uh doctor i uh"
      "yeah its um part of a challenge"
      "i uh"
      " . . . "
      i think it would be just less embarassing to say "firearm malfunction"

    • @anderssteen3216
      @anderssteen3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's going balls out. Great balls on fire!

    • @ThorDyrden
      @ThorDyrden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You won't believe, what explainations are sometimes needed in an ambulance after a long weekend... in Europe usually no guns involved... but more like "how did the light-bulb get in there"?

    • @ARUCARDFTEPES
      @ARUCARDFTEPES 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ThorDyrden I would rather the awkwardness of explaining some sexual experimentation than following an idiotic trend to desperately get noticed. At least the sexual thing has some payoff.

  • @corporealexistence9467
    @corporealexistence9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "I'm like 2 bad days from putting an anonymous tip into the ATF" is potentially the most fucked up this I have ever heard on this channel, congrats!

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello perpetrators!

    • @corporealexistence9467
      @corporealexistence9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manictiger Queue? Hopefully I am not understanding due to strong drink. Is this literal internet or shit posting? If the first I will gladly explain what sarcasm is. If the second, cheers and glad tidings to you and yours!

  • @devilsaint_8652
    @devilsaint_8652 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Instigator: Yo man, you want to eat a tide pod or check your trigger on your junk? Wanna be Gangsta: hold my blunt BRUH! OMG i just shot my junk.

  • @markusrmouton
    @markusrmouton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The lady actually yells; “Jis Barend!”. She is Afrikaans and this basically translates to “Jeez Barend!”, (Barend being the guy’s name). Was really funny to see some of my fellow Afrikaners on a vid like this😂😂

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so uhh how is the medical system over there? think he's gonna need it

    • @jarreddean2094
      @jarreddean2094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimbothegymbro7086 not great the doctors keep going on strike

    • @angel_dust3312
      @angel_dust3312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ek het gedink did is wat ek gehoor het

    • @richardkillian5686
      @richardkillian5686 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw the video and fotos he shot himself in the knee and through his wallet and cards

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I assumed it was something like jeez or dammit

  • @zackolander5568
    @zackolander5568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “If you have a single action revolver you need to pull the hammer back to fire”
    That is unless you’re Alec Baldwin

  • @ronnierubel5664
    @ronnierubel5664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Should be calling these the “The Baldwin Awards”.

  • @jellyischaotic6275
    @jellyischaotic6275 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As brandon said in the double action revolver video never load any more rounds than you are capable of shooting. When i was growing up i would always go hunting with my dad uncle and their friends and for whatever reason they loved giving 13 year old me really big guns to shoot. One day a friend of his brought a .44 and asked if i wanted to shoot a couple rounds i said ill shoot one he said ill put 2 in just in case you was another. I told him start off with one so i can see how it kicks without shooting myself and thank goodness i did because i walked away with a busted forehead after the kick on that thing and i know for a fact i accidentally pulled the trigger a second time during the recoil it mightve been the difference between me living and having a darwin award. im not sure which wouldve been cooler but life is pretty alright

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Scary when a 13 year old is more sensible around guns than an entire adult.

    • @RiderGiles-q1w
      @RiderGiles-q1w 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh Lord... I'm thankful I grew up with responsible adults to teach me proper gun safety...

  • @conquerandwin
    @conquerandwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "Never point your gun at something you're not willing to destroy" his friend was expendable, another Russian is born in an icy lake every minute.

    • @barendswart9983
      @barendswart9983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't even now what happened that is me so you don't now noting so stop taking shit of people

    • @samdoshas1444
      @samdoshas1444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@barendswart9983 .....are you having a stroke?

    • @codyuglow4399
      @codyuglow4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@barendswart9983 I think it was a joke Hombre

    • @dubblegub370
      @dubblegub370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@barendswart9983 do we need to call a ambulance

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@barendswart9983 Found the darwin

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Can confirm...the very idea of pointing a weapon at my junk and partially pulling the trigger absolutely makes me cringe. Thinking of someone else doing it makes me cringe. A lot.

    • @kishaloyb.7937
      @kishaloyb.7937 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True. Even thinking about it makes be cringe super hard, let alone actually doing it...

    • @reedeayers
      @reedeayers ปีที่แล้ว

      At least they can’t reproduce

    • @Anomalous_loafofbread
      @Anomalous_loafofbread ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate how i'm not even a dude but I cringed so fucking hard

    • @acquasanta6676
      @acquasanta6676 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just watching a groin carry makes me cringe . A fellow in Blachleyville shot a hole through his bathroom buddy that way, doctor said it would take a year to heal, maybe .

    • @rongeci4092
      @rongeci4092 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Doesn’t make me cringe with someone pointing a gun at their junk, first of all it’s not mine and if Johnny wants to become Jenny I’m going to say that’s his business.. Now with that being said I have way too much respect for guns to be that stupid…

  • @legion5463
    @legion5463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    There was an actual Darwin Award where an man was frog gigging and the lights went out in his truck. He discovered a blown fuse, so he replaced it with a .22 round. Apparently the round "cooked off" and hit him in the junk. When the police contacted his wife her only reply was, "how many frogs did he catch?"

    • @alexanderblitz4569
      @alexanderblitz4569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard that from the great Comedian Lewis Black, glad to see I'm not the only one who heard the story

  • @DrAPGE3
    @DrAPGE3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    These videos are frankly hilarious. Loving the commentary and watching the gene pool decrease itself is too too funny. Love these as an end of day treat. Keep 'em coming!!

  • @RobVaderful
    @RobVaderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    A friend of mine is instructing actors on guns and tactical drills. Last year he had a female actor who shot for the first time, and she had the theorie very quick..but when it came to the first shot, she was so overwhelmed by the 9mm which she fired, that she pointed the weapon on him while looking in an other direction. "No!NO!" she yelled and dropped the weapon. Since this day, he always loads only one bullet for first timers...

    • @ironbacon
      @ironbacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hopefully your friend didn't train Alec Baldwin

    • @rmblwgn
      @rmblwgn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait what are you saying. The actress had an urge to murder him when he turned around what the fuck

    • @ironbacon
      @ironbacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rmblwgn no. It old look bad to be the one who trained him. Thats the whole joke. Its not very deep

    • @rmblwgn
      @rmblwgn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ironbacon I'm sorry man I can't understand what you are saying

    • @Muhanoid
      @Muhanoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rmblwgn she shot a gun. Instead of turning face to instructor she moved her hands and gun was looking at instructor.

  • @Tunasauce
    @Tunasauce ปีที่แล้ว +914

    As a geologist, I'm stoked to see that geology sponsored this episode. Rocks just don't get enough exposure.

    • @FlakeyPM
      @FlakeyPM ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Two of the guys mentioned certainly exposed their rocks!

    • @s6xafterse7en
      @s6xafterse7en ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s a really eroded topic for sure

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At least not until the topsoil is removed.

    • @sodreir.8666
      @sodreir.8666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bert wants to know your location

    • @StephanieMinden
      @StephanieMinden ปีที่แล้ว

      Just leave them outside then

  • @Losantiville
    @Losantiville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Had an acquaintance fooling with a 22 single action, he “pulled the trigger” and lost a testi! Doctor told him he’d have to try harder to miss Darwin.

  • @MadD0g97
    @MadD0g97 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m telling Tony you’re romanticizing unsafe gun practices teaching gun owners to win Darwin awards! Let’s see how long til it hits twitter 😂😂😂😂

  • @businessrat0302
    @businessrat0302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    "Homeboy was about 30 degrees to making a serious fucky-wucky and having to get in the forever box."
    I have never laughed so hard in my life.
    Edit: oh my god this is the most likes I've gotten on a comment thank you all so much

    • @ForrestOutman
      @ForrestOutman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Seriously I was about to comment the same thing! That was comedic gold 🥇, seriously on the same level as Ryan Reynolds aka Deadpool

    • @fattyfromthemidwest3006
      @fattyfromthemidwest3006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That exact line reminded me of donut operator so much

    • @bobbyhinson6862
      @bobbyhinson6862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Got me too lol

    • @sway696
      @sway696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seriously may have pizzed my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Backroad_Junkie
      @Backroad_Junkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The way he said it, there has to be outtakes for this line...
      He should have included 'em, lol.

  • @rayjenkins5832
    @rayjenkins5832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Brandon: "This thing is completely unloaded" *spins cylinder by hand
    Me: Ahhh... the Bladwin method

    • @kevinc3786
      @kevinc3786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comment^

    • @evelbill1439
      @evelbill1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Very underrated. Should be pinned.

    • @stanleybaldwin7172
      @stanleybaldwin7172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope I'm not related

    • @andreasu.3546
      @andreasu.3546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I hear "russian roulette" is officially renamed "The Baldwin Game" now.

    • @jonbrockman5308
      @jonbrockman5308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But...but.... he didn't pull the trigger tho. So that makes it OK? OHHH But...he was crying 😢 . An ACTOR....CRYING..... NOOOOOOOO WAY that could EVER be absolutely fake as FUCK. That whole ordeal is fucked beyond belief. And he won't get punishment equal to what he did.

  • @theballsseller6041
    @theballsseller6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Guns are awesome. Idiots? Not so much" Timeless words, comrade

  • @spezkay81
    @spezkay81 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don’t feel so stupid when I watch videos like this!

  • @teamdoghouse7920
    @teamdoghouse7920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    A good friend of mine recounted a tale from Fresno, California. According to him, a gang banger was fleeing Police and ran down an alley bellow and behind the apartment where my friend lived with his Mother, back when he was 10. The G-Funk was carrying an extremely short sawed-off shotgun. He climbed up on the top of a concrete barrier, gave the pursuing officers the flinger, and yelled something at them in Spanish. He then proceeded to shove the sawed-off in the waistband of his trousers before jumping down on the other side of the barrier. My buddy couldn't see the guy after, but he claims there was a loud "BOOM" consistent with the discharge of short-barreled 12 gauge. This was followed by tons of frantic, agonized screaming... Bet you guys can guess where that gun was pointed...

    • @AllCentaur
      @AllCentaur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well, Darwinism strikes again!

    • @DukeofTxtspeak
      @DukeofTxtspeak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Sounds to me like he bointed his gun at his benis.
      And then... exactly what you expected happened.

    • @teamdoghouse7920
      @teamdoghouse7920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DukeofTxtspeak Bye bye wedding tackle! 🤣

    • @yellowshark8483
      @yellowshark8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Crazy crap happens in Fresno that’s all I can say

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahahahahahaha welp his contributions to the gene pool and with him. Good.

  • @stormhawk2595
    @stormhawk2595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Brandon, thank you for being such an inspiration to not just me but to all of us. And thank you for fighting back against TH-cam and their bullshit as well as educating us on proper gun safety. Hope I can attend any future events you go to so I can thank you in person. Keep up the great content 🙌

    • @kanyeeast1002
      @kanyeeast1002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vote for Pedro

    • @In.Darkness
      @In.Darkness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When things go wrong, Don't go with them

  • @jakefoley9539
    @jakefoley9539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The LGB shirt with the unfinished AK-50 is a work of genius.

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #LetsGoBrandon

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LETS FUCKING GO BRANDON

    • @ASlipknotFreak
      @ASlipknotFreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a fellow Brandon, I agree

    • @pidevildog07
      @pidevildog07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As in its not exactly functional🤷

    • @mitchellpatterson1829
      @mitchellpatterson1829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely at the top of my dumb political slogans list, but since his name actually is Brandon, and his AK50 is pictured, it works in this specific instance.

  • @paullevins5448
    @paullevins5448 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't know how many times that i yelled "NO" watching this !!!

  • @joakimvhes302
    @joakimvhes302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    This is the most painful episode so far, and boi, I did not need to know that there was a trend of pointing a gun at your own balls, loaded or not. How come did those people live up to the age of being able to own a gun with such stupidity?
    Also, "Don't fuck a gun" is probably among the funniest phrases I've heard this year xD

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The one described in the article was a 45... Which would definitively terminate your chances of ever being a parent.

    • @nipunbhalla
      @nipunbhalla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The last clip was brutal. I felt my balls drop ngl.

    • @peltiereric6497
      @peltiereric6497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be perfectly honest I’m against basically all gun laws and restrictions but an IQ test might not be a bad requirement and then just take all the failures somewhere isolated so they can dumb crap like this to take themselves out

    • @zrolo6329
      @zrolo6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peltiereric6497 lol yeah, “your IQ must be this high in order to have the right to defend yourself” lmao, how about no

    • @SweetDreamsHalo3
      @SweetDreamsHalo3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah when we had the first video of the dude pointing a firearm at his gun, I audibly gasped.

  • @rpproductions4445
    @rpproductions4445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Brandon: "No AK .50 update today"
    Also Brandon: "dOn'T fUcK a GuN"

    • @MiniCaseoh1849
      @MiniCaseoh1849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @MiniCaseoh1849
      @MiniCaseoh1849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A tisket a tasket one of those dudes nearly put his balls in a casket

    • @rpproductions4445
      @rpproductions4445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MiniCaseoh1849 😂😂😂

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I’ve done a lot of stupid things with rooty tooties over the years.
    Never once had it cross my mind to load a firearm and put it against my junk, let alone have my boogie picker trying to squeeze it to the limit...
    this is the most Darwin thing I think I can come up with!
    🍻

    • @mildly_miffed_man1414
      @mildly_miffed_man1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🅱️oint at 🅱️enis is 🅱️unny.

    • @hilcup1ify
      @hilcup1ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Talk about trusting your entire contribution to your family tree to your muscle memory.

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least he will never have children to produce more darwins

    • @JohnSmith-pf7xx
      @JohnSmith-pf7xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mildly_miffed_man1414 🅱️oint or 🅱️🐜 🅱️röther

    • @brighamcardon5076
      @brighamcardon5076 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a rush, you should try it. Plus if you don't know where the trigger breaks, you're not training enough

  • @jimh3500
    @jimh3500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy is like a premium blend of Orson Wells, Fabio, and a smart comedian, but I can’t think of the right one at the moment

  • @nfareview
    @nfareview 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    You've finally done it Broham. Your man mane finally flows exactly with the curvature of the chair. - Achievement Unlocked.

  • @banthisaccount4951
    @banthisaccount4951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I can't help but feel like I planted a seed in Brandon's mind to start this beautiful series. Commented years back about that idiot kid that had his girlfriend shoot him with his desert eagle with a book for body armor. I believe I said "This is the epitome of a Darwin award" and it got a heart from Brandon. A year or so later this greatness started. Fuck yeah Brandon.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't he die from another attempt?

    • @banthisaccount4951
      @banthisaccount4951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@visassess8607 Pretty sure he didn't get a second chance, don't quote me though lol.

    • @gameragodzilla
      @gameragodzilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@visassess8607 Apparently what happened was he did one “test” shooting just the phone book, decided it was good to go, then told his girlfriend to shoot him even though she was questioning it the whole time. It was absolute dumbassery.
      Test it with a mannequin at least, not a real person.

    • @banthisaccount4951
      @banthisaccount4951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really hope you see this Brandon and can verify if I started a spark or not haha. I've been subbed since the ak50 was a baby and you had like 15k subs, mind you I've subbed a few times because they like to ban me. Go figure.
      P.S.- I pray the ak50 doesn't make you a star of your own show lol. Thanks for the killer content!

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@banthisaccount4951 - I think Kentucky Ballistics has taught the entire gun community to be a little more careful about weird firearm setups.

  • @tonydabaloney
    @tonydabaloney ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I was at a gun range about 20yrs ago and was shot accidentally by a 11yr old policeman's kid. I was behind my wife who was shooting and he was standing outside behind his dad while he shot. Somehow the kid was or had just loaded a 38 special when it went off and shot me in left cheek of my ass. Not sure exactly what happened. Kid was crying, my wife freaking , cop hollaring, crazy. It went in ,grazed top of my thigh bone and ended up 4 inches left of my pecker, just under the skin. Got a thousand pieces of bone and jacketed hollow point. Doctor said they only take them out in cowboy movies. If it had been four inches to right it would have gone in poop hole and out the jewels. Very lucky,I guess. Cops insurance paid hospital bill and 25K for extra. 20yrs later I got no problems except stiffness on rainy days 😌!

    • @thevinman26ify
      @thevinman26ify ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Damn bro, that is crazy. Glad no lasting problems.

    • @BigMan-oz8re
      @BigMan-oz8re ปีที่แล้ว +74

      very accomplished 11 yr old officer I must say

    • @JohnDoe-wp6xd
      @JohnDoe-wp6xd ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ida shot back

    • @Joetime90
      @Joetime90 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn that's grotesque. Glad you, your pecker, jewels, prostate and seminal vessels, pooper, and wife are ok.

    • @alinakinyaeva1836
      @alinakinyaeva1836 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BigMan-oz8re They typically don't start shooting civilians till they're officially on the force

  • @BrandonPalfy
    @BrandonPalfy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “30 degrees away from a serious fucky wucky and ending up on the forever box” will forever be the best quote from this man

  • @dsmitty017
    @dsmitty017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it."- Joseph Stalin

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If it's a "Communist Party", why isn't it any fun??

    • @lisamitchell7933
      @lisamitchell7933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very dark,lmfao

    • @matthewwalker6621
      @matthewwalker6621 ปีที่แล้ว

      New study's say dark humour is a early indication of Alzheimer's

    • @mrdiamond2157
      @mrdiamond2157 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewwalker6621 i forgot what alzheimers is.

  • @ragnarokstravius2074
    @ragnarokstravius2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    About the "Don't point your guns at your genitalia" section, I wanna point out this:
    "God's caliber [.45] we through my scrotum..."
    Thank you God, thy blessed us with a proper Darwin award.
    Also, about the "Don't fork guns":
    Everyone in the Girl's Frontline community:
    "Oh c'mon!'

    • @oddshot60
      @oddshot60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember a 1970's soft porn film in which a female detective returns to her motel room and "relieves her tensions" with the butt of a snubbie. The issue is, the barrel is pointed at the door ... and her partner is watching through the keyhole. Had the gun discharged there would have been a LOT of 'splaining to do.

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, so that's what girls Frontline is about??

    • @ragnarokstravius2074
      @ragnarokstravius2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skrimper it's more about collecting anime girls that are supposed to be the personification of their gun, but you get the joke.

  • @coastersandcars
    @coastersandcars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Legend has it, every time a Darwin award is won, Brandon’s hair get more and more majestic
    #akgnotificationsquad

    • @fuzzyhead878
      @fuzzyhead878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please don’t give the internet ideas.

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is it a legend if its true?

    • @coastersandcars
      @coastersandcars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fuzzyhead878 wouldn’t that just mean natural selection would run its course and the gene pool would be cleaned up

    • @tacojoesvt
      @tacojoesvt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like, nice