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  • @Sptn051
    @Sptn051 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4662

    "It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid" had me fucking dying! 🤣

    • @Keekay91
      @Keekay91 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      I know 😂 I wonder legally if they could let it slide if they state in place of "Waterboarding." "Repairs made."

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      I am DEFINITELY putting that one on the list of potential things Geneva might consider war crimes

    • @markmontgomery4784
      @markmontgomery4784 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Must have t-shirt!

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      I actually just about choked on my water “Oh no! They even got Grandpa believing their bullshit!”

    • @donvielenio8956
      @donvielenio8956 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@DezkoiOnly if Poland not end up adding it to the checklist first.

  • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
    @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1003

    "Kid that was a mirrior." I had to pause and break down for a second. The dry delivery was fucking great hahaha

    • @Snargfargle
      @Snargfargle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I was in a furniture store once with a college girlfriend who kept pestering me to come with her and look around the section of the store where those other people were. I finally had to tell her that those other people were us. The store had a mirror wall to make it look larger.

    • @GrgLuz
      @GrgLuz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      That other F22. The creepy one. He me rolling 😅

    • @CaffinatedCoffee
      @CaffinatedCoffee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂 Had me dying

    • @Jason_Nighthawk
      @Jason_Nighthawk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is your girlfriend okay ​@@Snargfargle? Because it sounds like she lost braincells from that mirror

    • @Sam-isnt-dumb
      @Sam-isnt-dumb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "What's the problem, big Kim can't get it up?"

  • @xeroenna04
    @xeroenna04 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +710

    As a former ICBM maintainer, I appreciate the nod. And the fallout song choice was perfect.

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Thank you for EVERYTHING you did, bro.

    • @GrgLuz
      @GrgLuz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I thought it was Dr Strangelove finale- but both songs were from the Ink Spots

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@GrgLuz
      That's "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn. Still one of my go-to songs to whistle when stuff is going sideways.

    • @GrgLuz
      @GrgLuz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eldorados_lost_searcher yeah I had to do a Google search to be sure. Great song and movie.

    • @tenchraven
      @tenchraven 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Released by the Ink Spots in 1941. Would have been wonderful to play on the Enola Gay. Predates the silly video game by just a little bit.

  • @mtmadigan82
    @mtmadigan82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    The f-22 being a complete maniac always makes me smile. It fits. He'll be eating lead paint or fighting raccoons, but in an instant he'll demand the hanger doors open so he can go deliver some vengeance 😂

    • @VeryBeowulf
      @VeryBeowulf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or doing some sort of weird kinkster sh!t with a car battery.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    "For me to take offense to your opinion I must first respect it."
    Okay England decided to emulate Daemon Targaryen today and I kinda love that.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It’s only fair.
      I mean, last time we respected his opinion was just before we kicked him off our continent…

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@markfergerson2145 lol yeah can't blame em lol

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@markfergerson2145 And funnily enough, that time was because he wouldnt respect our opinion too...

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru
    @MurasakiTsukimaru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3032

    "You lost an F35?"
    "I lost an F35."
    "Where?"
    "What do you mean where? I just told you I lost it."
    "You can't be any more specific?"
    "The ground. It's on the ground."
    "You want me... to tell my squad.. to look on... 'the ground.'"
    "Possibly in the air."

    • @shadowonyx0130
      @shadowonyx0130 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

      I know where is it from, was he also eating a double cheese Goliath with gamersupps?

    • @Gamerguy826
      @Gamerguy826 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

      Ah, TheRussianBadger. I see you're a man of culture as well. 😃

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

      @@shadowonyx0130 No, it was a double cheese Goliath with extra cheese.

    • @Jie_Hua
      @Jie_Hua 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      “Possibly in the air… *HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?”*

    • @theawesomeperson2579
      @theawesomeperson2579 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@jasonbernal9348 it was heading to disney land if i remeber correctly

  • @ChrisLant13
    @ChrisLant13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +392

    As a missileer, where most of us love Fallout, the singing Minuteman tickles me.

    • @AmericPet
      @AmericPet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      My God that TV show was awesome! It was so relevant to the games and just badass!

    • @RaydivatheWriter
      @RaydivatheWriter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      So long as he doesn't mention a need to help out another settlement, it's all good.

    • @nattypezman4894
      @nattypezman4894 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I used to take care of the off site water treatment for Titan 2 silo's 😆😆😆

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The song became famous courtesy of Harlan Leonard and his Rockets, but the Ink Spots' version is the best one.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cuz I'm the wanderer, I'm the wanderer...🎵🎶🎵

  • @NovexusNui777
    @NovexusNui777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1522

    The Raptor wanting to avenge his fellow 5th Gen, that's so wholesome.

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Big brother doesnt like it when you pick on their little brother

    • @NovexusNui777
      @NovexusNui777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@NeSeeger indeed

    • @jdluntjr76226
      @jdluntjr76226 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      And grandpa Buff - he loves grandpa Buff so much😊

    • @onebigd313
      @onebigd313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As menacing as wholesome can be

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Still waiting for his fight with physics. Money’s still on the kid.

  • @montecorbit8280
    @montecorbit8280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    At 3:32
    "....went down outside of Albuquerque...."
    *Affecting a Bugs Bunny voice*:
    "I knew I should have took a left turn at Albuquerque!!...."

  • @julietlima5564
    @julietlima5564 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The ICBM singing the "Fallout" song by The Ink Spots was brilliant and priceless!

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +647

    So the F-35 made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and crashed into the ground...I am happy the pilot survived. However I feel that somehow after he has recovered, said pilot is going to have his call-sign changed to Buggs; not because I want to make a bad joke, but that's just how the Air Force is. Also if the F-35 doesn't have a comment about his first words upon waking up being "What's up Doc?", it would be a missed opportunity.

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      gotta end the segment with the merry melodies tune as well

    • @BlastGT1
      @BlastGT1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The F-35 should have learned from NASCAR and made that left turn.

    • @stevemansfield3449
      @stevemansfield3449 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ^^ He is not wrong.... That's all folks!

    • @TheMrMused
      @TheMrMused 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Eh .. AF test pilot transferring that USMC 35B to Edwards for more upgrades after having some mods done in Fort Worth. Probably not gonna change his callsign, but I agree "What's up, Doc" would be priceless and a tragic miss if it weren't the first thing out! If he weren't a test pilot, ohhhhh yeah, I think they'd strongly consider a rename to Buggs. :D

    • @jarrenrochester1879
      @jarrenrochester1879 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.

  • @drew506
    @drew506 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +926

    That whole segment with the North Koreans thinking they’re the first one in space should’ve had ol’ Rusky butting in about how HE was the first in space.

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      And then Germany busting saying “No, it was me. A V-2 did it. Oh and your welcome for the extra help on the homework”

    • @jaceh5109
      @jaceh5109 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      ​@KRDecade2009 I read this with a German accent and it's hilarious 😂

    • @LRK-GT
      @LRK-GT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe didn't want to 'wrestle with' the (modern) animal rights violations.
      Kinda bad PR these days to admit you sent pupper(s) into orbit, to perish.

    • @0giwan
      @0giwan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same.

    • @potatorat2508
      @potatorat2508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@KRDecade2009ultrakill reference?

  • @kitsunescharnhorst9712
    @kitsunescharnhorst9712 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1012

    "I don't want to set the world on fire" hit hard 😂😂😂

    • @Davidsladky135
      @Davidsladky135 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      The Brotherhood of Steel has entered the chat 😂

    • @benn454
      @benn454 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      ​@majorjared21I mean it's not like it was a famous popular song for 50 years before Fallout was ever thought of, or anything... 🙄

    • @BackyardDogPark9862
      @BackyardDogPark9862 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I don't believe that ICBM for a moment. It absolutely wants to do its job and fulfill its primary purpose! Just make sure you aim it at the legion instead of NCR...

    • @kassandraofodyssey6475
      @kassandraofodyssey6475 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@benn454 Yeah even as a Fallout fan, “Fallout music” is just stupid.

    • @Myomer104
      @Myomer104 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@BackyardDogPark9862"Why not both?" - Independent Courier

  • @hefty123
    @hefty123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Your channel and the fat electrician are literally my favorite on TH-cam. Keep up the great work.

  • @truffliegg6662
    @truffliegg6662 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Bro the iron man reference was spot on. Thats always been one of my favorite quotes of his.

  • @RockThekami
    @RockThekami 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +383

    "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid." Good God

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I mean, he technically is correct which is the best kind of correct.

    • @monsterhunterrivi6303
      @monsterhunterrivi6303 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The kid id all about geneva suggestions and warcrimes 😂❤

    • @tehpw7574
      @tehpw7574 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      (since it was a Marine F-35...) "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid pumped from an HSU-1".... FTR, I THINK the marines use something other than HSU's... but it would be funnier if they used an HSU or a PMU-55/E.... I'm old.

    • @evananderson1455
      @evananderson1455 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don't tell Canada

    • @CoffeeQuilava
      @CoffeeQuilava 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@monsterhunterrivi6303 f22 th-cam.com/users/shorts4Le8LZ0sEOM?app=desktop

  • @sparc77
    @sparc77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Cute Minuteman cameo. I'd like to see grandpa buff talking to a Titan II about the old days and power. ;)

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Or Uncle atlas...... lol

    • @kannarzoltan7006
      @kannarzoltan7006 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Peacekeeper cameo when

    • @sparc77
      @sparc77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kannarzoltan7006 oops...on second glance, you're right.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +913

    "The first country to put something into space" WOW, delusion and denial are priceless 😅.

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The US put a train in space in 1944.

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      @HarleyBradford2003 Well, the crew of the USS Barb did anyway. A 55 pound scuttling charge will turn just about anything into an improvised spacecraft.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Delusion and denial go hand in hand for the DoRKs and West Taiwan.

    • @hollunk6969
      @hollunk6969 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@jonnycarcano and Russian tanks are helping their tankers become astronauts

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I was stationed in South Korea, 1976.
      We got to see some of the weird propaganda the North was producing.
      Did you know that Dear Leader invented Kodachrome film and three-phase power?
      Not only that, he perfected jet engines, electric lights and paved roads.
      It was sad seeing people 'overcome with emotion' throwing themselves at his feet.

  • @mikehughes4969
    @mikehughes4969 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    The nuclear missile singing I don't want to set the world on fire was nothing short of a absolute fuck ton of Pure Fucking Awesome.😂😂😂

  • @darkkrenify
    @darkkrenify 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "for me to take offence to your opinion i must first respect it" has got to be the best back hander you have done yet it just put a grin on my face because it reminded me of an argument i had with an american mate of mine last week

  • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
    @ZeFroz3n0ne907 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +380

    Whats wrong? Big Kim can't get it up? 😆

    • @AmericPet
      @AmericPet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ". . . Performance issues.
      1 in 5 . . ." Tony Stark reference.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      cant get up*

    • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
      @ZeFroz3n0ne907 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@foxicecube You guys have way too much time on your hands.

    • @williamsekely1476
      @williamsekely1476 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You have me rolling!

    • @ZeFroz3n0ne907
      @ZeFroz3n0ne907 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williamsekely1476 😆

  • @FirstDragon777
    @FirstDragon777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +492

    Damn, Britain coming in with the burns! Who pissed in his tea?

    • @sanguinemde5031
      @sanguinemde5031 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      Everyone.....everyone is pissing in our tea right now and we are getting a little bit annoyed.

    • @generalnawaki
      @generalnawaki 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Canada took his tea away until he can figure himself out.

    • @Spekor
      @Spekor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sanguinemde5031 i'd say get your political shit show under control. but.. i live in the usa.. so... glass houses... >.> you'd think with how absolutely dismal things have been since brexit everyone would have gotten a clue about the conservatives in the UK. but.... NOPE!!! but again.. glass houses :glares at cheetoh-hitler: i hope that man goes to pound you in the ass prison... and soon...

    • @CryoJnik
      @CryoJnik 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Chris Jericho

    • @murlock666
      @murlock666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@sanguinemde5031 That made me chuckle, thank you for brightening my day :)

  • @Kepora1
    @Kepora1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    I need a quartet of HLC Minutemen singing "I don't want to set the world on fire" *RIGHT NOW.*

  • @HFoosey
    @HFoosey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “Hate to break up the bromance over here” lmaoo 😭😭

  • @Hellspartan
    @Hellspartan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    That was one of the most fire ways for the that song to be singed by 2:13, also we appreciate the fact that the F22 literally cares about everyone but is seen as the weird one

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    “I don’t want to set the world on fire” 😂 my inner fallout giggle for a sec

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    “Big Kim can’t get it up”. Most. Savage. Burn. Ever.

    • @MultiSteveB
      @MultiSteveB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That burn was big enough to deorbit the Moon.

    • @jacobgomos2418
      @jacobgomos2418 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can’t argue with that. Speaking of which. Who else saw the title before watching the video and thought that it had something to do with Elton John?

  • @orionwright7790
    @orionwright7790 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Can we all agree that the kid having a rally call of “For grandpa buff and the 35” sounds dope as hell

  • @allxredstar2249
    @allxredstar2249 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    "Performance Issues, One out of five actually.."
    HELL YEAH, Avengers 2012 reference!
    (Tony Vs. Loki Scene on the Battle of New York).

  • @greg8106
    @greg8106 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't know whether it's impressive or scary that you keep all these characters straight in your head and are able to have a full blown conversation with yourself that we all follow 😅

  • @theforkedman3030
    @theforkedman3030 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Lol the kid pulling the "it's not a war crime the first time" rule out.

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Shout out to the fat electrician!!!!!! My other favorite channel!

  • @Cedar_Wolf
    @Cedar_Wolf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    Can Great Britain ground an entire nation? Well, he *is* father to 62 other countries, so...

    • @user-bg7ol6kz1y
      @user-bg7ol6kz1y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      You mean abusive step father-

    • @arisendevil
      @arisendevil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Of course we can ....smh 😂

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@user-bg7ol6kz1y hey, we adopted you and taught you to speak the language of the rest of the world, the bruises and the missing kidney are fair trade.
      (I am really joking before anyone takes offense)

    • @josephcrippen1222
      @josephcrippen1222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah then we kicked our dad's butt

    • @BlackAirforcesgaming
      @BlackAirforcesgaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ohh you about to light a fuse. Do I hear “fortunate son”?

  • @bluephoenix9293
    @bluephoenix9293 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    The F22 is about to throw hands for his family. I respect it 💪

    • @kanehodder3459
      @kanehodder3459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean he can't fight gravity..... right?

    • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
      @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@kanehodder3459
      Doesn't stop him from trying.

  • @kamakazboom6127
    @kamakazboom6127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    2:05
    What 'chu mean "not a great singer"? That was damn good.

  • @kireduhai9428
    @kireduhai9428 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    "I think that's called Martial Law."
    "Yeah that's about what we need every time we try and make any new rules, it was hard enough getting everybody to wear masks a couple years ago."
    ...words cannot encapsulate exactly how cringeworthy that exchange was, especially in light of the hindsight we have now.

    • @builtbroken3558
      @builtbroken3558 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If the mortality rate isn't indicating an extinction event, why would we forcefully inject the entire human population with an "experimental vaccine"? Go anti-vaxx yourself.

    • @Bobby-mg1uj
      @Bobby-mg1uj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Aye, with the admission c-mask rules were just a massive troll, with no science base.

  • @shaneyarborough5299
    @shaneyarborough5299 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    "Fluid-boarding" would be a horrible way to be tortured lol

    • @cybercifrado
      @cybercifrado 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Let's up the ante some. Use ferrofluids and a high-powered oscillating electromagnet. >:)

    • @TartarusHunter
      @TartarusHunter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@cybercifrado Jesus Christ. Interrogation doesn't really work when you pull an X-men 2 on the poor bastard.

    • @lonnyyoung4285
      @lonnyyoung4285 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@cybercifradoPull a bit of a Magneto?

    • @AFE-VoidSmasher
      @AFE-VoidSmasher 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      still though, It's not a war crime the first time, Prove the F22 was the culprit

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      At least he's not fluid-boarding with gasoline or JP-6...

  • @Xenodragon
    @Xenodragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Checking in on the Minuteman was glorious. Getting a peak at what the WMDs are up to just makes me think they are supremely casual.

  • @TheRussianFloofCat
    @TheRussianFloofCat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Just between you and me, I caught that Avenger's reference

    • @therealbahamut
      @therealbahamut 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      1 out of 5 of us probably did.

    • @colewest7096
      @colewest7096 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What did I miss?

    • @willsteffel3102
      @willsteffel3102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did!

    • @tesseracttitan6445
      @tesseracttitan6445 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I got that reference

    • @Crttyt67
      @Crttyt67 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I understood that reference

  • @MFCSteele
    @MFCSteele 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Pilot error and...gravity."
    Goddamn it, gravity, you always win!

    • @KiithnarasAshaa
      @KiithnarasAshaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gravity really does _always_ win.

  • @redking4260
    @redking4260 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The world on fire scene was funny been listening to that somg for a couple weeks beforhand and the double pun with the fallout games chefs kiss

  • @TheRabbitWizard
    @TheRabbitWizard 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    I love how the F22 is this weird family man. He is allowed to talk badly about America aircraft, but no one else is.

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      A proud "Only I can bully my siblings" family tradition

    • @tamrabrawley4573
      @tamrabrawley4573 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As someone with siblings you’re completely right

  • @TheEDFLegacy
    @TheEDFLegacy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    🎵🎶 _"I don't want to set the wooooorld on fiiiiireeeee"_ 🎶🎵

    • @Eeve3_Lord
      @Eeve3_Lord 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I just want to start... A flame in your heart....

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Eeve3_Lordin my heart i have one...deeeesirree

    • @Parker-pc3te
      @Parker-pc3te 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Eeve3_LordAnd……that one is youuu….no other will dooooo

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maaaayyyybe you will think of me. When you’re alllllll alone.
      Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe……..

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Parker-pc3te Ive lost all Ambition,A world Reaclaimed

  • @troublesome3546
    @troublesome3546 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Unlike most people, I get my news from a reliable source.
    Keep up the great work HLC! I’m planning on going in to the Marines soon, wish me luck!

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Best of luck to you youngster! What flavor crayon do you prefer?
      Just kidding. I worked with a lot of Marines during my Navy career, both ashore and afloat. Other than my old shipmates there is no one I would rather have at my side or back when it all gets too real.
      Semper Fi from an old 'Gator Sailor.

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Good luck don't quit. The military is easy if you don't quit

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      From the jarheads I know, once you graduate Boot you won’t need luck.

  • @BboyCorrosive
    @BboyCorrosive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Great... and now I've started saying "tha great Chynah" at work, outloud, to myself 😌

    • @ladyfreedomrocks
      @ladyfreedomrocks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Great Chynah??? Oh! You're talking about West Taiwan.

    • @pmc2999
      @pmc2999 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ladyfreedomrocks🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pikachugamer-2007
    @Pikachugamer-2007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Age, Performance Issue, one in five actually" FUCKING TONY STARK REFERENCE YES!

  • @Manlikegibbon
    @Manlikegibbon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Now that wasn't a bad rendition of I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.

  • @327efrain
    @327efrain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    “Kid that was a mirror” really got me haha

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Love how the entire air force group is willing to do everything for eachother!
    Who threw United Kingdom's tea into the harbor though!

    • @creanero
      @creanero 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think "their own prime minister" is the answer to your second comment. Announcing "we're bringing back conscription" may not be the election-winning strategy he thought it would be.

    • @kennethramirez6546
      @kennethramirez6546 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      First time?

    • @sleepyancient6655
      @sleepyancient6655 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@creanero Not just that. The British "Conservative" party have been implementing socialist reforms for decades and the people are tired of it.
      They took Brexit and used it to become more socialist, which is the opposite of what the population expected when they voted to separate from the EU.
      They've introduced so many immigrants (fighting age men who claim to be refugees while their wives and kids are in the supposed danger zone) that the locals are finding themselves increasingly displaced.
      Last year Russia arrested over 800 people for posting something unpopular on social(ist) media. Britain arrested 3300.
      Generally, "conservatives" in Europe are very different from "conservatives" in North America. So some of this leftist behavior being baked into the party isn't uncommon nor unexpected. But they're off their rockers entirely.
      Unfortunately the people who are like North American conservatives over there have no real party to vote for. Some of them will vote Labour party in order to punish the current socialist conservatives in power.
      Conscription is literally only the icing on the expired cake.

    • @creanero
      @creanero 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sleepyancient6655 I'm... baffled by this comment. I've heard plenty of criticism of the Tories before, but "Socialist" has very rarely been among them. Indeed, much of the criticism I've ever heard about them from my British friends is very much the opposite. Certainly, it seems that the bulk of the electorate are leaning to the left of them, especially as Labour under Keir Starmer have put a lot of effort into claiming the centre-ground of British politics.
      Very little of the Conservatives' recent policies have been towards redistribution of wealth. I can't see any characteristics of Brexit or the related agreements that would make it socialist.
      I'm curious, are you British yourself? I'm Irish, so we see a lot of their politics, but at something of a remove.

    • @alexdawson5293
      @alexdawson5293 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@creaneroBrit here. I have no idea what that previous person is on about. The Tories have systematically gutted everything that might remotely be considered socialist. Hell, if you want to see what a defund the police looks like, look at Britain. So defunded that there are reports of police having to share trousers

  • @minemaster2392
    @minemaster2392 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Gotta admit, raptor is the one guy in any friend group where if any one of them asks to get people at his side, Raptor will be the first one to show up.

  • @imawake9369
    @imawake9369 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All of your videos make my day instantly better

  • @dylanmarsh2773
    @dylanmarsh2773 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Scotland had me in tears within the first 70 seconds 😭

  • @ProfPyro
    @ProfPyro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Thank you HLC for being hilarious and informative. The aid bills going to American manufacturing jobs is something I didn't realize until you pointed it out in a previous video.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crony capitalism via Gov subsidies !
      War is a racket indeed !

  • @gufo_tave
    @gufo_tave 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    OK, I would never though I would ever see grandpa BUFF do a "Temper, Temper" move on the Kid 🤣🤣

  • @albertjoseph754
    @albertjoseph754 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid.' Just awesome.

  • @craigquann
    @craigquann 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lol. At first I thought all us "colonists" were about to get scolded by pops....

  • @swansinatorjr3453
    @swansinatorjr3453 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The UK being on demon time has been an unexpected yet welcome development

  • @spooge1oh1
    @spooge1oh1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid" needs to be on a shirt!

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pairs well with The Fat Electrician's "Is not a war crime the first time" shirt!

  • @thedeckerdude5871
    @thedeckerdude5871 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Its not waterboarding if its hydraulic fluid" is the greatest line to have ever been spoken 🤣

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love it when Scotland makes an appearance. 🤣

  • @frijoles_man1215
    @frijoles_man1215 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the Avengers reference, and the singing.

  • @trailblazer632
    @trailblazer632 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    If its not beer battered and fried i dont want it😂

    • @Juxtaposedjoker
      @Juxtaposedjoker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The American way!

    • @thundabolt7867
      @thundabolt7867 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Juxtaposedjoker Seems you lot atleast took one other thing from us Brits, if we have one thing in common its using that combo on anything edible

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is literally Fish and Chips.

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @thundabolt7867 thats because its the only food you have that has seasonings lol yall took over the world for spices and then didnt use them in your food....

    • @thundabolt7867
      @thundabolt7867 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@trailblazer632 I mean you have a fair point. But why make food with spices when you can just steal the recipes.

  • @Significantpower
    @Significantpower 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Someone stop the Raptor before he tries to turn the Three Gorges Dam into an Ace Combat mission.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      New idea: make that a custom map in Ace Combat.

    • @Significantpower
      @Significantpower 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@KayPrescesky If the Raptor starts quoting Torres I am DONE.

    • @marialourainebanosia26
      @marialourainebanosia26 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@KayPresceskycan you do that in ace combat?

    • @joeblow5214
      @joeblow5214 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Significantpower

  • @blakestewart7533
    @blakestewart7533 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    "The difference is... you're fucking trying" is terrifying. U.S. out hear with one state making a little more ammo, imagine what all 50 could do.

    • @RichelieuUnlimited
      @RichelieuUnlimited 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well European production capacity is set to reach 1.7 million shells this year and the US isn’t making L/52 barrels, maybe expand HIMARS, ATACMS and Patriot instead.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Rumor has it that the US could ramp to 50k rounds _per day_ of total ammo production _within 72 hours_ if there was a need. And that's probably outdated info at this point.

    • @crem9607
      @crem9607 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Technically it's just 1 factory in 1 state in 1 city (Mesquite, Texas) also. Just imagine if the Pentagon opened a 2nd.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crem9607 And that's the factory that's active. Plenty of others are capable of ammo production at scale but just aren't doing it.

    • @Spinikar
      @Spinikar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's why the US is and will continue to be the world's super power. The joke about "the difference is your trying" really hits the nail on the head. The US is dedicating such a tiny amount of thier full military capability to Ukraine, and are dedicating a fraction of thier industrial capability to making military hardware to either restock or send to Ukraine.
      Logistics wins wars. I know there's going to be a lot of fan boys trying to argue the point that Russia isnt fully on a war economy either, which has some truth, but the fact is, right now they are pouring tons of manpower, military weapons and material into Ukraine. If they could spin up and march to Kiev, then that's what they would do. It's clear to see the world over, that Russia while still able to make a lot of weapons, doesn't have the capability to match the West. What logical reason would a nation have to bog down and bleed out in Ukraine? If Russia had the capability to end the war right now, why wait? It's a simple truth, Russia simply does not have the capacity to match the West, and would ultimately be bleed dry in a full confrontation.

  • @foracal5608
    @foracal5608 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As much as 22 and 35 argue... 22 really does love his little brother 35

  • @mrgoober6320
    @mrgoober6320 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I know the F-22 is air force only, but he's really displaying marine-like tendencies...

  • @avalsnep9910
    @avalsnep9910 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Your singing was fine! In tune and the perfect vibrato don’t sell yourself short

  • @billyccall5774
    @billyccall5774 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "I don't want to set the world on fire" has become the official anthem of nuclear holocaust 💀

  • @Belligerent_Herald
    @Belligerent_Herald 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Having spent near on a decade more or less covered in mil-prf-83282, that is a threat that must be taken seriously.

  • @Shawn_the_Protogen
    @Shawn_the_Protogen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Between me watching Fallout tv show and playing a lot of Fallout 4 and NV, when that Minuteman started singing, I immediatly started singing out of reflex 😂

  • @yvonnemuller9204
    @yvonnemuller9204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "The real creepy one."
    "Kid, that was a mirror."
    🤣

  • @iamza.
    @iamza. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Avengers Iron Man and Fallout references. Nice.

  • @christopherfaulkenberry
    @christopherfaulkenberry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hats off to Scotland for not giving a 💩
    Oh, and best quote of the video "I'll get the truth out of you, it's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid". That line deserves an Italian 'Kiss of Perfection'. (NOTE: I'm not Italian, but I do love quality pasta and homemade sauce.)

  • @jimkeats891
    @jimkeats891 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    F-22 "where's the other F-22? He creeped me out!"
    BUFF - "Kid, that was a mirror"
    I spit beer all over my computer laughing at that!!!

  • @Ravespillo
    @Ravespillo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I never thought I'd actually experience such a strong desire rooting for the kid to get his intercept. Thank you Internet, thank you HLC...

  • @ImmanuelWoodworking
    @ImmanuelWoodworking 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "the difference is.... you're fucking trying"
    Daaaauuuummm 👌🏼😂

  • @Hibonbon
    @Hibonbon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “The other F22, the real creepy one”
    “Kid that was a mirror” 😂 trying so hard not to laugh while I’m at work but that got me

  • @themanundead
    @themanundead 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:05 😂😂😂😂"second file from the back"

  • @flyingturret208thecannon5
    @flyingturret208thecannon5 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I just want to start a flame in your heart
    The Ink Spots did a pretty good job dropping that banger though.

  • @tabletopgamingwithwolfphototec
    @tabletopgamingwithwolfphototec 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The fact the F-22 thinks gravity is a conspiracy theory, cracked me up. 😂

  • @MajesticDemonLord
    @MajesticDemonLord 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly - this is the most love I've seen from an American to Britain.

  • @benhawkinson5308
    @benhawkinson5308 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    HLC being in a whole family that can sing that's not bad. Keep up the good work.

  • @riktor3005
    @riktor3005 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Someone needs to tell the UK they're invited to the Boston harbor for a tea party 2.0

    • @arisendevil
      @arisendevil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sure....you bring the tango jizzweasle, we'll bring our free health care

    • @riverraven7359
      @riverraven7359 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LEAVE THE TEA ALONE

  • @Duncan_Burtt
    @Duncan_Burtt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "For grandpa Buff and the 35!!!"
    - The Kid, 2024

  • @sonar357
    @sonar357 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just realized 'Scotland' sounds like Soap from Modern Warfare! Fuckin' love it!

  • @algernopkrieger138
    @algernopkrieger138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bold to assume the orcs can read, most of the country doesn't even have running water or toilets!
    Keep up the awesome work HLC, much love from your "reason for the Geneva Convention" neighbors to the north!

  • @laudsrealm188
    @laudsrealm188 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I almost lost my shit when the ICBM started singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @underinet
    @underinet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:55 the best answer to anybody 😂😂😂

  • @stephenreese3621
    @stephenreese3621 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Fuck yes!!!!!! Minuteman III came out to play!!!!!! I think his name should be MIRV......

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Merv the Minuteman - global delivery of portable sunshine within 30 minutes or your next mushroom patch is free!

    • @stephenreese3621
      @stephenreese3621 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OddlyIncredible I fucking love it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadeofsound23
    @shadeofsound23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Not a great singer, but a ballistic missile referencing the Fallout songtrack makes the asshole pucker factor jump to 110%. We're going to leave you where you are, thanks."

  • @AndyViant
    @AndyViant 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid."
    That's some Canadian sounding loophole logic right there.

    • @ladyfreedomrocks
      @ladyfreedomrocks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Kid's been hanging around with Canada to much. Hopefully he won't be talking about the Geneva Checklist. Then everyone's in trouble.

  • @krissycats1
    @krissycats1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:55 was that... was that a Tony Stark reference?

    • @jacked4080
      @jacked4080 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It sure was

  • @thestew57
    @thestew57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    French fried beer battered problem... classic

  • @KiraSilversoul
    @KiraSilversoul 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Though I appreciate the hell out of the well-deserved shot at 0:22 , I would like to point out that everybody except antivaxxers thinks antivaxxers are stupid. It always makes me think of that webcomic with Captain America going OFF on some reporter about the whole antivax thing, which is so fitting since he came of age during the polio nightmare.

  • @JimBurly
    @JimBurly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can we get an episode of ground vehicles? Just like humvees, LMTVs, MRAPs. I imagine them to be like king of the hill characters just looking at the aircraft and wondering why they all sound the way they do.😂

  • @Donsoto97
    @Donsoto97 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That fact that I’m watching while fallout3 loads up is great

  • @KnightShadowsong
    @KnightShadowsong 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Love the inkspots joke there.

  • @randomaccount-dq1jq
    @randomaccount-dq1jq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Raptor been spending too much time with its Canadian and Polish visitors 😂😂

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If you, or someone you know who has drank heavy water, are suffering from prolonged Rocket Dysfunction, which includes failure to get verticle lift, you may be eligible for compensation. Don't hesitate to contact the firm of HA-HA-Droopy-Nation and join the dozens of others involved in this class action. We won't care.

  • @KING_RYE1997
    @KING_RYE1997 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At least the F-22 is respectful for his elders

  • @JoseAlba87
    @JoseAlba87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Kid Should have another Dream 😂.
    How about acting like Batman signals, the only time we will see him is when crossing the moon 🌙 as the shadow of night