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  • a longer one for those that asked.

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  • @ThefinalLPer
    @ThefinalLPer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6087

    As a Navy IS, I approve of the voice for the carrier. When you’re floating for long enough everything just becomes the motions.

    • @TheAsian666
      @TheAsian666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      Best sleep I've ever had...

    • @HoneybadgerDGAF2610
      @HoneybadgerDGAF2610 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@namantherockstarGet a real job you made yourself look like a ass hat with that "my parents will buy me a camera" statement get it yourself don't depend on your parents for it, like potato head Biden has said "come on man" 😂😂😂

    • @tehpw7574
      @tehpw7574 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      also Everything is the supposed Brothels, Philippina Mafia, Taco Tuesday MIDRATs is anything But tacos... I mean there is a reason the Carrier being called a city at sea (The Bronx for east Coast, Compton for West Coast)... really, they could do Law & Order: AirLant and it would be a thing... but mostly it would cover the HT's constantly unpluming tampons in the aft pipes and the occasional investigating fan-room follies (cliff hangers being either the Chem-Lit bandit or the Phantom Shitter)...

    • @vampirebrianne
      @vampirebrianne 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      Retired USN here, the carrier voice is acceptable. 😅

    • @ThefinalLPer
      @ThefinalLPer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Well, this took off, so I might as well put this. I work at the Naval Aviation Development Center in Fallon, and the team here, pilots and all, love your videos. We’ve got a few F-35 pilots that stop by and love the 22. Keep doing what you’re doing.

  • @BlazeStar00
    @BlazeStar00 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3647

    "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left"
    This has become imprinted inside my mind, absurdly accurate.

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only times war did determine who was right was during the American Civil War and World War II. Literally everyone knew who were the bad guys (Confederacy, Nazi Germany etc) in those wars.

    • @dracotelum
      @dracotelum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      And it is who left that determine who was right in the first place

    • @leobezard5998
      @leobezard5998 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds about right for the Israel-Palestine shit show.

    • @donitapolk9413
      @donitapolk9413 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Let the history books reflect ...

    • @power21100
      @power21100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      ​@@dracotelumthere's a reason why the victor gets to write the history books.

  • @YourLocalFloridian
    @YourLocalFloridian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    I actually found it funny at 0:47 with the, "Talk shit behind my back all you want to but I will knock on your door and ask you what the fuck you want."

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2644

    A-10: Started with a gun, ended up with an aircraft
    F-35: Started with a computer, ended up with a flying computer
    F-15: Started with a mission, ended up with a different one because the opps were too scared to show up
    F-22: Started with a dream, ended up without any enemies, not a single one

    • @christopherjunkins
      @christopherjunkins 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      damn... I can't add anything better.

    • @LordElmo420
      @LordElmo420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

      B-52:Started with a B-17, ended up with grandpa.

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      ​@LordElmo420 Alternatieve.
      B-52: Started with a B-17, ended up with the longest active serving aircraft *in the world*.
      I could be wrong though feel free to double-check that.
      Edit.
      I did check and it appears to be older aircrafts still in service. *However* these aircrafts are not the same as the Grandpa Buff.
      Like, the oldest fighter still technically in service is the MiG-17, developed in 1952. However we know it does not hold a candle to any other semi-modern aircrafts.

    • @MDMssHypNoTiZe
      @MDMssHypNoTiZe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No Grandpa Buff

    • @warhorse03826
      @warhorse03826 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      AC-130: started with a cargo aircraft, ended with the question "so, how many guns can we hang on this thing?"

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +686

    "Overkill is underrated"
    I abide by this nugget of wisdom as well.

    • @laukinath194
      @laukinath194 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Ain't no kill like Overkill

    • @twistcut
      @twistcut 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      There is no overkill, there is only open fire and reload.

    • @BlackWolf-bu5dt
      @BlackWolf-bu5dt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      There is no such thing as overkill. If you are not significantly stinger than your opponent in a war something somewhere has gone HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG

    • @frosty3693
      @frosty3693 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Overkill's problem is it requires a good training program because real world experience is so hard to get. The only real experience you usually get are against opponents who lack understanding, mental capacity and a sense of their own mortality. (teenagers?)

    • @Quasarnova1
      @Quasarnova1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      In the wise words of Curtis LeMay - "Use overwhelming military force. Use too much and deliberately use too much; you’ll save lives, not only your own, but the enemy’s too."

  • @FrauWilhelmKlink
    @FrauWilhelmKlink 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +712

    "Who the fuck pissed off the USA?" Everyone, Ireland, everyone🤣
    Glad to see a long skit, HLC! May your muse and current events bless you with the ability to make more like it. Free time pending, of course.

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Namely Asia

    • @michaelhayes588
      @michaelhayes588 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I was wondering when we'd get a mention!

    • @Dat_Foxi_Boi
      @Dat_Foxi_Boi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think someone touched a boat in Panama and the USA is getting flashbacks.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +901

    You get a carrier strike group! You get a carrier strike group! Everybody gets American freedom!!

    • @leadheadmike1
      @leadheadmike1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@Tigerfish. Carefull you don't wont the freedom he's talking about

    • @alwaysmiling1
      @alwaysmiling1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Free freedom

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Technically speaking, it's about one carrier strike group / 18 countries. Probably enough honestly.

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@leadheadmike1I don't know, they've had a government they don't like for so long I think some of them might actually want it

    • @captain_fish_head
      @captain_fish_head 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      BUY ONE CARRIER STRIKE GROUP GET A SECOND ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1128

    An extra 5 minute long HLC video is definitely a special blessing for us all
    I love how USA just gave an entire history lesson to the Iran and Iraq there along with him showing off his beautiful air force... *BUT HEY Now where was Grandpa BUFF in that!!*

    • @dylanpelo
      @dylanpelo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      Sleeping. He needs to rest up before a fight.

    • @FrikInCasualMode
      @FrikInCasualMode 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      Youngsters with F-prefix start the fight. Grandpa Buff ends it.

    • @user-lp3cf5yn5b
      @user-lp3cf5yn5b 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      He's enjoying the cool front that just came through. Probably out fishing in the Red River.

    • @supr3m3panda
      @supr3m3panda 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@FrikInCasualMode Except for Desert Storm. Grandpa Buff started that.

    • @ertted1295
      @ertted1295 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      he was airborn with a no coms mission just sucking on his butterscotch waiting for the green light to release his payloads .

  • @JohnnyWishbone85
    @JohnnyWishbone85 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    Buffalo Bill as the F-22 is one of the most amazing characterization decisions I've ever seen. It's magnificent.

    • @martianshoes
      @martianshoes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I didn’t know it was Buffalo Bill.
      First Impression?
      Dirty Harry…

  • @garrettobrien5197
    @garrettobrien5197 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1414

    War dosnt determine who’s right. War determines who’s left 😂😂😂

    • @hassanrizwan6304
      @hassanrizwan6304 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      "War determines whos stronger"
      A crackhead i met on the street

    • @garrettobrien5197
      @garrettobrien5197 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@hassanrizwan6304 lmao

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sad but true in some cases.

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Every few weeks the internet provides me with a NEW favorite saying ever!

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Israhell are doing genocide

  • @EvilNoodlz
    @EvilNoodlz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +326

    America accidentally turning everything into an aircraft is the equivalent of me trying not to play as a Stealth Archer every playthrough in Skyrim. It just happens and I have no idea how, but I like it!

    • @zachelkins1229
      @zachelkins1229 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I'm just waiting for "we wanted power armor and ended up with gundams..."

    • @brandonchildress4031
      @brandonchildress4031 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@zachelkins1229 "How did that happen?" "Well we took Florida Man and sent him to Japan as part of a research collaboration, with half of an unlimited defense budget..."

    • @nickhilbert9376
      @nickhilbert9376 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ⁠@@zachelkins1229welp…. The engineer who was behind the real life gundam tourist attraction teamed up with his son and let’s just say….. we are getting machines from the 86 anime. Shits fucking wild.

    • @zachelkins1229
      @zachelkins1229 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @nickhilbert9376 the Yokohama one? I've wanted to see it in person ever since I heard about it. Still it is exciting that soon™️ we might have something like even a Zaku or Leo.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My every dark souls, Playthru ending up with a strength, character and heavy armor with a big sword

  • @bloodwolf110
    @bloodwolf110 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +428

    As a Sailor, I love the fact you gave the USN carriers the Chong voice.
    Also, to quote a certain sci-fi series... Maxim 37: There is no overkill; only "open fire" and "I need to reload."

    • @colewest7096
      @colewest7096 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Do you, too, have a gun that makes an ominous hum?

    • @HedgehogBC
      @HedgehogBC 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Maxim 34: If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.

    • @bloodwolf110
      @bloodwolf110 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      55: It's only too many guns if they are pointed in the wrong direction.

    • @Kowalski089
      @Kowalski089 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ahhhh… my kind of nerds 😂

    • @destinydesignlab
      @destinydesignlab 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I found the Schlock fans. Thanks for reminding me of it, time to go back to reading it

  • @Pyre
    @Pyre 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1072

    "War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left."
    There's a level of honesty in all of these I appreciate the hell out of. Even as I wonder how many people might be missing the nuance.

    • @DraccoKnightblade
      @DraccoKnightblade 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      If Hamas keeps up their shenanigans? I'm gonna guess around 2.048 million. ;)

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      it's got the same kind of energy as the fat electrician's, "I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying it happened"

  • @RichardHuffman
    @RichardHuffman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +661

    Love peeking behind the scenes at your creativity. Also, it's totally appropriate that the carrier is chill, it's a well-defended ocean-going RV that is constantly taking in the scenery, after all. It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!

    • @jasongrinstead6269
      @jasongrinstead6269 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      Also we kinda want that thing to be chill, considering the sheer terrifying amount of hate and pain it can just suddenly unload on everything within its considerable range. So he's chill.. until he's not.

    • @Nebula1701
      @Nebula1701 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      "Ocean-going RV."... I love that!

    • @MrGantron414
      @MrGantron414 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Strangely that makes a hell of a lot of sense. He would have to be chill AF cause he's higher than the flight ceiling of what he's carrying so that he dosent loose his goddamn mind!😂

    • @ryanbrochu3336
      @ryanbrochu3336 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!" Hmm...... not quite. If Carriers could hold F-22's, then that statement would be totally true. How about hyper-active little children?

    • @MrGantron414
      @MrGantron414 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ryanbrochu3336 Carriers can't hold F22s?

  • @paulstuartwilson485
    @paulstuartwilson485 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It was LESS than 100 hours. I was there and I had a watch. Timed it. 96 and a half hours. That's when OUR officers and our administration stopped us. 👍🇺🇸

  • @SATO_FD2R
    @SATO_FD2R 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +627

    Remember everyone: *_IT’S NOT A WARCRIME THE FIRST TIME…_*

    • @FoxSenpie
      @FoxSenpie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      there is going to be plenty of warheads on foreheads soon enough

    • @anjumarareaper5128
      @anjumarareaper5128 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Canada remembers.

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Quack

    • @lonewolfwarrior1145
      @lonewolfwarrior1145 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      the fat electrician guy has great content as does our guy here HLC!!

    • @shade9272
      @shade9272 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It hasn't been the first time for Israel in quite a few decades now, bud. They've literally been low key either removing Palestinians from their own homes in favour of illegal settlements or outright killing them almost since the word go.

  • @mrlink206
    @mrlink206 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +610

    As former Navy, I approve of your choice. Keep him nice and relaxed even as he is delivering death.

    • @bitze865
      @bitze865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      he's just there for the pew pew birds to take flight and land on, most chill ship in the whole navy

    • @jrstoelting
      @jrstoelting 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When the navy gets unchill, they delete islands.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yep. My paternal grandpa served on an LST during WWII. Had a temper, being Irish and all, but was generally pretty chill.

    • @mrlink206
      @mrlink206 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I didn’t even serve on one, and I can attest that (aside from a few high strung individuals) the Navy is pretty chill. Just ask the other branches what our fitness levels are 😂

    • @Shadesight
      @Shadesight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "Look man, we just sit here and watch the planes come and go. Make sure they got their packages for delivery. It's chill."
      Seems ... pretty accurate to me, also former Navy.

  • @aloneinfinland
    @aloneinfinland 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    just please, more a-10. im a scotsman who has loved that aircraft all my life because it feels like the spirit animal of my country, and now the voice is perfect!

  • @PKM-1916
    @PKM-1916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1465

    As an Irish Man, we appreciate & approve the accent 🫡👏🏻🙏🏻🇮🇪🍀 Also thank you for talking facts and truth.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm surprised y'all can still distinguish a man from a woman. Good for you.

    • @meepdhctdjsh
      @meepdhctdjsh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      How do you feel about potatoes?

    • @hellfire66683
      @hellfire66683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@namantherockstar yeah I don't give anything to beggars not even mercy

    • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
      @PartTimeGoblinSlayer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      As an American I feel like most of NATO stays in a perpetual state of wondering "who da fuk pissed off the USA?" And I love it. Also, much love from an American son with Irish heritage. 👍

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@namantherockstar Professional Cameras don't mean much in comparison to a computer with the right specs and recording software.

  • @waffleclan1831
    @waffleclan1831 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +599

    As a F22 fearing, Buff loving American. I approve this message. 🏠🍬🇺🇲

    • @RealBelisariusCawl
      @RealBelisariusCawl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      “In the year 3000, it’ll be me, Kieth Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, the 1911 and the Browning .50!”

    • @KandrishaPlays
      @KandrishaPlays 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The Buff lives forever

    • @waffleclan1831
      @waffleclan1831 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@KandrishaPlays Buff puts the "Good Old" in Good Old Boy lol

  • @arrick4132
    @arrick4132 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    “Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me” gets me every time

    • @fi2ks
      @fi2ks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, he’s frustrated and ahead of his time.

  • @amac4961
    @amac4961 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1265

    When you have more aircraft carriers than the world. You can park a bigger airforce than most countries have off the nearest beach.

    • @high633
      @high633 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Doesn't one carrier group house a larger air wing than like 80% of the worlds countries individually?

    • @edbangor9163
      @edbangor9163 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      11 carries. 9 amphibious that anywhere else would be called a carrier, but they also bring a few thousand marines.
      So 20. The US really has 20 aircraft carriers. We have a amazing resource in terms of capital ships.
      But we need some cheaper escorts so we can actually get places. A multi-billion dollar destroyer that can do everything is just not practical as a workhorse vessel

    • @davidpascoe293
      @davidpascoe293 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      The Navy’s army has one of the most powerful air forces in the world.

    • @ironicugandan5826
      @ironicugandan5826 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the USA's biggest "Fuck off".

    • @Winddancer1991
      @Winddancer1991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@davidpascoe293I’m sorry, did you say the navy’s army? Soooo like are we saying the army’s air force? The air forces navy? The space forces infantry? That’s….odd….but to correct you on the real matter….the US Air Force has the biggest air force in the world….the US navy has the 2nd biggest air force in the world….literally

  • @willbekker5098
    @willbekker5098 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    Overkill is an underappreciated art form. Anyone can kill, it takes talent to leave a scar on history

    • @WickedBoo13
      @WickedBoo13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      This needs to be on a shirt.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Found the Canadian.

    • @foremanhaste5464
      @foremanhaste5464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It takes skill to create the right reverberating emotion through time. US military says "12 Days of Christmas," and most people say "nice song, but too repetitive." The people that know however, have a shiver run through them. That shiver, that is the goal.

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      There's no kill like overkill - US military doctrine since 1941

    • @American_ZeR0
      @American_ZeR0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Over kill is better than under dead

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "War doesn't determine who's right. It determines who's left."
    That is so cold, so hard, and so true.

  • @mycrazyaklife
    @mycrazyaklife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +284

    Epic episode!!! "Started with a gun...ended with an aircraft....started with a computer...ended with an aircraft.."😂

    • @A_Qwynide
      @A_Qwynide 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      "F22 - started with an aircraft, ended up with... *that* - you know what I'm talking about, you've seen him"

    • @ISAFMobius18
      @ISAFMobius18 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      American planes are just evolutions of things that can kill you already

    • @mycrazyaklife
      @mycrazyaklife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@A_Qwynide yeah....that...😆
      Nice one brohem

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@A_Qwynide i'd love to know with what they started for that...

    • @trl2828
      @trl2828 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@A_Qwynide F-22 - Started with a plan to make a stealth fighter jet. End with Well Whatever the F-22 is today. A wild crazy airborne weapon system that can suddenly decide it forgot how to fly.

  • @johnroth9876
    @johnroth9876 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    "Talk shit about me behind my back all you want to, but I will knock on your door and ask what the fuck you want" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯 fuggin love it

  • @Spirilyy
    @Spirilyy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    "War doesnt decide whos right, whos left does and im still standing after 200 years" is movie level badass of a line

  • @metal_gear_rayquaza8914
    @metal_gear_rayquaza8914 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +509

    "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
    Holy shit...😦

    • @noonespecial9704
      @noonespecial9704 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      No saying has been more true especially in WW1 WW2 and the cold war and nowadays.

    • @Acrophobia2
      @Acrophobia2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@noonespecial9704even more so before that!

    • @spamtowngo4
      @spamtowngo4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That’s right up there with “Might doesn’t make right, Might makes is”.

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      well...its true..

    • @jasonrist6582
      @jasonrist6582 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bertrand Russell

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +473

    Ahh the F-35. The AWACS that you can’t shoot at until it has already shot at you. Nice

    • @FirstDagger
      @FirstDagger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      And half an EA-18G Growler.

    • @gagekieffer772
      @gagekieffer772 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@namantherockstarDo you have a smartphone? then you don't need a camera, your phone already has one. That and it will be significantly easier to upload to TH-cam from your phone than from a dedicated camera.
      Stop begging, start posting, and see if your content is worthy to be on the stage.

    • @nathanpearson6762
      @nathanpearson6762 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Isn't there now a missile in development the aim260 joint strike missile its roughly the size of an aim120 amraam but can shoot at air and ground targets and with f35s f16s f18s f15s and awacs where they can use eachothers radars to guide these things so in theory now an f35 can be a forward aircraft that can just be the guidance to f15ex's absolutely loaded with aim120s or the aim260

    • @NeoShipKills
      @NeoShipKills 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ah the F-35. Gets outskilled by the Gripen in terms of ease of use, turnaround time, all weather capaility, amount of weaponry (For the F-35 internal), Price and maneuverability with the Gripen itself being a better AWACS than the F-35 could ever be with better datalink.
      Also Meteor, IRIS-T and ASRAAM go woooosh

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@nathanpearson6762I'm just waiting for grandpa Buff to roll up, dump a few tons of missiles, and let the F35 figure out what to do with them.

  • @Bradygoat6390
    @Bradygoat6390 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Can we all just appreciate the pure comedy gold that takes place is all these videos . Great work brother 👏

  • @DeltaCain13
    @DeltaCain13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    You know the Navy is not going to like this?
    The Navy is going to love that.

    • @richardhanck972
      @richardhanck972 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "The Navy is not going to like this..."
      Tommy Chong channeling The Dude "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uhh, your opinion, man."

  • @dr.tankenstien
    @dr.tankenstien 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +284

    As Retired US Navy Serviceman (Aug. 84 - Aug. 14 - Military Police) I approve of the usage of Tommy Chong as the voice of the USS Gerald R. Ford! One CO of a ship I was on had the entire collection of Tommy Chong's movies in the ships onboard video library! 😅

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Imo chong's voice would go better with a carrier from the 60s like the nimitz's or enterprise.

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was actually thinking Tommy Chong makes sense for the Ford because of all the development problems it's had with all the new systems. Launch and recovery systems, ordnance elevators, everything is just way too laid back and trippy to function the way the Department of the Boat People wants it to.

    • @OneTruePhreak
      @OneTruePhreak 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just figured it was the voice chosen, because the guy it's named after was kinda dumb.

  • @blackninja504
    @blackninja504 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Great vid as always. As a former F-16 crew chief i appove of the lawn dart's voice. Gives off a Ryan Reynolds vibe.

  • @kadendookie178
    @kadendookie178 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    "we'll go fisty cuffs and deal with this like real men"
    -Hamas left the chat

    • @foracal5608
      @foracal5608 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Funny AF comment lol!😂

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      They ain’t got a real man amongst their ranks to begin with

    • @Inquisitor6321
      @Inquisitor6321 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@BlandSpagetti 💯% facts!

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      *Sabaton - In the Name of God begins playing in the background*

    • @Hero_Of_Time94
      @Hero_Of_Time94 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BlandSpagettiThere isn’t a single real man amongst the jihadists, we send em to hell either way though so their fate is always the same.

  • @steverome293
    @steverome293 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +735

    As a Canadian with some experience bridging the gaps between Americans and British folk (a diaper = a nappy etc) you get the UK perfectly! The accent, the cracking decorum and the abject bafflement at everything American does is bang on, Buddy! Keep up the good work!
    PS could you please do a deep dive into Canada’s war crimes? This might be a good time to remind the world just who else runs with the big dogs. 🇨🇦❤🇺🇸❤🇬🇧

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      That's just the Geneva Suggestions. Lol

    • @OneTruePhreak
      @OneTruePhreak 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      It's not a war crime the first time, and the winners decide who actually committed war crimes.

    • @Uhthis
      @Uhthis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If Canada would stop catching that extremism from the right wing crazies from the US, I'd be a lot more comfortable with Canada's war criming

    • @mr_h831
      @mr_h831 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Y'all is scarry when y'all want to be.

    • @FrauWilhelmKlink
      @FrauWilhelmKlink 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      ​@@baseballjustin5Nah, it's the Geneva Checklist. Canada's itching to hit all the new items added in 1949😂

  • @selflesswarrior
    @selflesswarrior 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    As a magic the gathering nerd, there is a card with the flavor text of “war is an act that determines not who is right, but who is left”, and it’s stuck with me for years. Real “the winners write the history books” energy. Thanks for working that in there!

  • @Jason_Lallathin
    @Jason_Lallathin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +358

    Yes, I'm from Texas listening to a man from Colorado stationed in Oklahoma talking about world events in funny voices and laughing my ass off. It's not my fault. My father (an Air Force E8) raised me this way!

    • @mr_h831
      @mr_h831 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Nah, guy's just funny.

    • @Slashernate
      @Slashernate 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

    • @seantrevathan3041
      @seantrevathan3041 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is the way.

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I too am a Texan laughing my ass off at the funny voices.

    • @KillerRabbit1975
      @KillerRabbit1975 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Coloradan enjoying the work of another Coloradan

  • @makinwaves8147
    @makinwaves8147 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    WE WANT MORE LONG VIDEOS LIKE THIS!!!
    ...Or atleast I do. Love the series and the character development, its all on branded fucking point!

    • @WickedBoo13
      @WickedBoo13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No no we all agree with you.

  • @KiithnarasAshaa
    @KiithnarasAshaa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    There's another concept that I want to develop into something pithy: "Only the survivors of war get charged with war crimes," and/or "When war gets serious, the rules of war pack up and leave."
    Sort of corollaries of "It's never a War Crime the first time," but with the context of, "When you're serious or desperate enough, War Crimes start to look like War Doctrines." Maybe that's the one.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m not so sure about the first one, but the second one is definitely a keeper.

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "The treaties calling certain actions war crimes aren't there to protect me, they are there to protect you. Break them at your own risk"

    • @sharktenko267
      @sharktenko267 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah no, rules of engagement still apply, and israel has still committed war crimes over the last 50+ years

    • @bas-tn3um
      @bas-tn3um 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      except no they dont and every country has been tried for war crimes after ww2 at least once england had dresden massacre and the US had the DEF debacle under eisenhouer. so no youre ass pulling like simple people who like to justify immoral practices from their allies always do.

    • @pinkusmaximo5554
      @pinkusmaximo5554 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sharktenko267 every country that has experienced a side of any war has dabbled in war crimes. If they were not charged it was because they didn't get caught or they had a better PR team.

  • @soulsafe
    @soulsafe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    "You know the Navy isn't going to like that"
    As a former squid who considers all international naval affairs as the world's largest game of "I'm not touching you lol", I do indeed like that. Carry on.

    • @devinaschenbrenner2683
      @devinaschenbrenner2683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "But I'm not touching you, I'm just here, floating, waiting." "Waiting for what?" "I dont know, but we'll find out."

    • @SauceMaster2157
      @SauceMaster2157 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmfao

  • @Knights_Oath
    @Knights_Oath 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    The Navy from the view of Marines are the world's most chill Uber driver. That no matter what they pick you up in, there is never enough room for you to be comfortable.

    • @peteparker7396
      @peteparker7396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Maybe so,,,, but most marines will admit a ship rack and chow are far better then being in barracks.

    • @travisvanalst4698
      @travisvanalst4698 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@peteparker7396Been on an MEU before. 100% correct.

    • @norahc.
      @norahc. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@peteparker7396 not to mention without their Uber fleet, it's a really long swim for the marines to get to where they're going.

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@norahc.Didn't Perun make a joke in one of his videos about the USMC needing the Navy until they develop the ability to swim across the Pacific?

    • @norahc.
      @norahc. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @kemarisite he did but he's not the first

  • @WadeWeigle
    @WadeWeigle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Air Craft would be pretty chill. The swarm it’s holding and all the escort vessels around it are what’s amped and ready to shred.

  • @joeporinchak6013
    @joeporinchak6013 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    We started with a computer, ended with an aircraft is quite possibly the best description of the F-35 I've ever heard

    • @bitze865
      @bitze865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I love to think about it like some stoner guy came up with the idea: "Dude? What Dude? Dude, what if a big gun... but flight? Dude!!"
      In relation to the A10

    • @joeporinchak6013
      @joeporinchak6013 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bitze865 you might be more right on that than you think, I'd have enjoyed witnessing that "brain storming" session

    • @dayshon124
      @dayshon124 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bitze865 legend has it, the ginsu hellfire missile variant (sword knife arrow missile) was designed by a stoner who was into hunting, the missile is non-explosive and just before hitting the target it deploys several meter long swords to shred the target. This thing is the American attempt at a "flying gullotine" and has been used extensively to scalp important bad guys with surgical precision.

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    UK“Unite States, did you just send a second carrier group in there?”
    U.S “yeah I did, oh wait do you think two is not enough? I have like nine more” 😂 murica baby!

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Poland: Article 5?

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      More like 20 if we include the amphibious assault ships that are still bigger than most regular carriers

  • @orionchristensen7338
    @orionchristensen7338 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I always thought this guys A-10 immitation was "Dirty Harry the airplane 'do you feel lucky punk!?!?' " and his f-15 was "the grizzled vetran from texas- the airplane" I also thought his f-22 was "batman the airplane, screw loose while defending gotham and he is neurotic because he is fighting to save a city that is already lost; and the villains he is fighting? are shadowy reflections of himself" LOOOOOOOOOOOVE his wholesom moment video and story time with grampa buff video though!

  • @kennethpaulson6540
    @kennethpaulson6540 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    As a proud Navy Vet, I whole heartedly approve of the character for the CVN's. I was floating along in CVN-65 when 9/11 happened so I also agree that it's the rabid critters inside the RV that are the dangerous part. The RV is just how we get where we need to go in comfort and style. :) Nothing says "hello" or FAFO better then pulling up in 4.7 Acres of sovereign US territory with more aircraft and weapons that 95% of the other countries.

    • @digitalrailroader
      @digitalrailroader 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Big E was one of a kind; at least 35,000 lbs of her steel is being used to build her Ford Class successor.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@digitalrailroader that and the portholes from CV-6’s captain’s cabin are being installed in CVN-80.

  • @wolfwind7654
    @wolfwind7654 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    "Overkill is underrated" considering what happens when we leave countries standing I approve this message

  • @kaeaja
    @kaeaja 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Bruh this is the LONGEST video you've made! Well done

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So then please explain how Ukraine took three months and lost 80,000 people we trained to NATO standards using NATO methods and NATO equipment attacking the Russian defensive line and not even making it past the security perimeter ahead of the first real defenses.
      Also, check the news. Kupyansk. Avdiivka.

  • @EdwardEngland-sf3tz
    @EdwardEngland-sf3tz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    I want a time machine to go back and see the Roman version of you playing with little wooden figures talking about Legions, chariots, invading Britain and clapping Cleopatra’s cheeks

    • @thunderbolt4494
      @thunderbolt4494 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      oml lmao imagine that

    • @ElyArts
      @ElyArts 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      "Would you phalanx me?
      I'd phalanx me."

    • @InkyBlitz
      @InkyBlitz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Then he would have to despise Judea instead of defending it.

    • @WickedBoo13
      @WickedBoo13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ElyArts OMG!!😂😂 that was brilliant!!

    • @chriskelso723
      @chriskelso723 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ElyArtsFreaking awesome.

  • @usmc1979034
    @usmc1979034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Love it. “Do You think two isn’t enough? I have like 9 more.” One carrier battle group is you peaked our interest and we’re keeping a eye on you, two is if you keep it up things will get real serious real fast.

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      What's Three, "You are now a crater"? I thought that was battleships.

    • @SuperGuyko
      @SuperGuyko 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Chokah ... one must wonder what all 11 would be. Yikes.

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@SuperGuykothe entire carrier group is when you really fvked around say playing with nukes and stuff

    • @zwinmar21
      @zwinmar21 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I do believe there is a MEU over there as well, so depending on how you count carriers....

    • @usmc1979034
      @usmc1979034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@zwinmar21 it’s a light carrier. I mean it does have firepower but not as much as a carrier strike group

  • @dip_n_swag8445
    @dip_n_swag8445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    If you every have to do voices for the SM missiles like the SM-2, SM-3, SM-6, or other surface to air missiles. You should make them act like the aliens from Toy Story, but instead of the claw it’s Aegis selecting them.

  • @justinpuzin5120
    @justinpuzin5120 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    I think you got the carriers voice half right. When they are on route sailing, totally chill, enjoying the moment, relaxed. When they get on station, preforming operations, should transition to an overworked small town mayor/drill instructor/overloaded parent. How many sailors, aircraft, and secondary surface vessels does a carrier need to coordinate with?
    So, yeah, super chill, enjoying the down time when possible, super stressed and busy when -it hits the fan.

    • @goldosprey
      @goldosprey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If i had to guess, the numbers have to be approaching like 300 and 400 just to get the planes ready

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It goes from a chill 5 star holiday resort to organise chaos in 10 seconds. 😂

    • @SSB_Master_Hand
      @SSB_Master_Hand 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      From "Motion of the Ocean" to "We All Lift Together"

    • @crazymoose6251
      @crazymoose6251 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I mean.... After Russia got froggy with Ukraine, "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" was playing in several ready rooms.

    • @sonorangaming449
      @sonorangaming449 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Like when grandpa Buff told the F-35 to sit down and shut up when the 35 said he wasn't gonna listen to a fossil

  • @McBruch
    @McBruch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    Five bloody minutes of pure comedy and facts i love it! greetings from germany

  • @vannarooski8730
    @vannarooski8730 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The most effective news ever. This needs to be a show on tv because I’m actually paying attention
    And have learned above anything .. Don’t touch the boats

  • @nategoodwin3329
    @nategoodwin3329 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I was a below decker on a carrier during OEF and New Dawn. The carrier voice was appropriate. There's more chill at sea, especially with an enemy to hunt. Keeps the Kahki's occupied.

  • @alexhulsebos5401
    @alexhulsebos5401 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    “Standing up as good as Stephen Hawking.” 😂 also the “not the brain part, the body part” was absolutely hilarious 😂

    • @cjcantrell80
      @cjcantrell80 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I had to pause it. One of the best lines of the century.

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If the mans body functioned as well as his mind, he could probably have cured himself of cancer.

    • @sonar357
      @sonar357 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Add in the fact that Hawking is now dead, this insult has even more layers

    • @alexhulsebos5401
      @alexhulsebos5401 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sonar357 like ogres and onions

    • @alexhulsebos5401
      @alexhulsebos5401 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GearGuardianGaming probably

  • @jonathansmith114
    @jonathansmith114 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Please keep making these videos. They make me feel so much better about the crap the world is in right now.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s because they are propaganda that feeds into what you want to hear.
      For example, you don’t want to hear about the fact that Ukrainians trained up to NATO standards and using native equipment with native methods lost 80,000 people over three months. And failed to break out of the Russian outer security pickets That weren’t even meant to be seriously defended.
      Lazo, don’t want to hear the fact that America has been at war for all but 18 of its gears existing as a country and ever since 1868 America has been constantly at war and American troops have been overseas unceasingly for over a century.
      The only thing he got right was the stuff about Palestinian terrorists, Andand Iran giving them money.

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    You know... Hamas did apparently kidnap a Polish guy
    Some GROM operatives running past US with rifles while chanting "ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5!"

    • @AmiRa-wj9jt
      @AmiRa-wj9jt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Really? I haven't heard anything about it in our public media, I know that our government provided free transport to all Poles who wanted to return to Poland and didn`t want to stay in Israel (so it would have to be someone kidnapped earlier, certainly not now)... All those interested have already returned to Poland safely.
      Where did you hear such information?

    • @TheByQQ
      @TheByQQ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hamas would genuinely stop existing the next day if that happened.
      And that's without bombing civilians and crying boo hoo, your bombs and planes are useless unless you commit war crimes.

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@AmiRa-wj9jt Saw something on a news site, the man in question is Alex Dancyg I think? He was kidnapped during the initial attack.

    • @brylozketrzyn
      @brylozketrzyn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If GROM is on it then US Navy will enjoy the show from safe distance

    • @ettibbet5493
      @ettibbet5493 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@brylozketrzynplease inform me what grom is

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The truest thing in this video is "War does not decide who is right, war decides who is left", for better or worse, that is facts.

  • @Armann_
    @Armann_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    3:49 _would you intercept me? I’d intercept me._ Lol never gets old.

  • @Fallenhell100
    @Fallenhell100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    US in actual news: *too formal, too official, too boring*
    US in a Linecrosser video: *wise ass war crimal with no fucks to give*

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That’s the difference between the press secretary and a U.S. service member.

    • @mateuszzimon8216
      @mateuszzimon8216 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Remember if nobody survive this doesn't count as war crime

  • @Poets04
    @Poets04 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    As someone who served 12 years Navy and 7 of em were on sea duty I whole heartedly approve of Ford being Tommy Chong! (Side note I'd love to see you give CG's some love along with the DDG and CVN. They're the modern battleship, while the last few of em are still floating around, and as an air defender I'm sure you'd appreciate the "it flies, it dies" motto)

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tico's were just Spru-cans with the AEGIS suite and a new top deck. Just glorified carrier plane guards.... Spoken from a DDG sailor.

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I seem to remember an AnimarchyHistory video interviewing HLC where they touched on the Aegis system. One of them admitted that the SPY-1 radar and Aegis combat system actually scares them, probably because you can switch it to automatic and blow all those target icons into no shape at all without any further human input.

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kemarisite Not quite true, there is still human input required as far as track designation. Once the system has no hostile tracks, the system would stop. That was how I spent much of my CIC watches in the Gulf, interrogating unknowns and comms with AWC on possibles. Same thing with CIWS, yes there is an "Auto" function, but there are parameters to prevent auto engagement. Without the "human in the loop" stuff, the system would be engaging every swell and false return that SPY picked up.

  • @tomiokagiyu4931
    @tomiokagiyu4931 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:33 OHOHO😂 “you personally are standing up about as good as Stephen Hawking”

  • @sethrobinson9291
    @sethrobinson9291 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    A 5 minute skit!!!! With the F-22 cameo as well. Amazing job

  • @nchannel101
    @nchannel101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Both my grandfathers were sailors (one WWII, the other Vietnam), and I’d like to think both would appreciate the humor of this video. Well done.

    • @Clementinewoofwoof
      @Clementinewoofwoof 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Agreed, my great Pop Pop served as a shipmate in World War II, all the way through it. If he was still here, he’d be laughing his ass off probably

    • @brandonseyfried1251
      @brandonseyfried1251 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, we appreciate them.

  • @montecorbit8280
    @montecorbit8280 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you for the longer video!! I enjoyed it greatly....
    I hope you keep making longer ones.... Then again these types of videos are some of the favorite of mine of your videos, though I do watch the other videos as well....

  • @TroyRubert
    @TroyRubert 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I'm watching this while in the middle of the ocean. What a time to be alive.

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Damn a 5 minute video?? What did we do to deserve this kind treat??
    Thank you! ❤❤❤❤

  • @Shawn_the_Protogen
    @Shawn_the_Protogen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It's amazing how many doors with beards and towels on their heads are talking smack, might need to get the M1014.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    "we dont fear Americans"
    *Uncle Sam has entered the chat*

    • @beter21137
      @beter21137 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Like that simpsons meme:
      Iran: "I don't fear Americans"
      Kuwait: "Is that 2 destroyers and a couple of Intruders?"
      Iran: "Ahhh! Where!?"

    • @norahc.
      @norahc. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And immediately after he enters the chat there's nothing left of the others but a vapor trail as they leave.

  • @bdcs9752
    @bdcs9752 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    A carrier being a stoner makes total sense though because think of it like this they're stoners because they're insane from having to hear the insane shit each aircraft tells them when they just want to vibe on the water

    • @rohesilmnelohe
      @rohesilmnelohe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah...the radiation turned them, into ghouls... brains have left the chat.
      They're there to... dematerialize stuff.

  • @damonminnix4660
    @damonminnix4660 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    A-10
    “We turned this gun into a plane.”
    F-35
    “We turned this computer into a plane.”
    F-16
    “We turned the M16 into a plane.”
    F-15
    “Oh shit, Russian propaganda. I need to beat that.”
    F-22
    “Oh shit, Russian propaganda. I need to beat that (part 2).”
    This is a great breakdown video as always. Honestly kinda digging surfer aircraft carrier though!

  • @hans-joachimtenhoope1744
    @hans-joachimtenhoope1744 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    As someone once said, "There's no overkill in the ARMY, there's "Open fire!" and "I need to reload!"

  • @j22mattones
    @j22mattones 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    I wish the History Channel would give you a budget to make a history of modern military equipment series for them. Each episode would be about 45 minutes in this format. 😂😂😂

    • @timpgod
      @timpgod 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'd buy that

    • @VFclancy
      @VFclancy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Oh Fuck Yes, I would watch the shit out of that

    • @SamLizziesmom
      @SamLizziesmom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mail Call 2.0!!! I'm there!!!❤❤

    • @markswalley8716
      @markswalley8716 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      we need to make this happen!

    • @hardcharging
      @hardcharging 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It'd be the first time they had anything worth watching since they stopped doing Modern Marvels and other solid series.

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    "America? Why did you send 2 carrier battelgroups towards Hamas?"
    "Because its build, its funded and the people on there are in desperate need of some action. But the short answer is, because i can!"

    • @donavonrobbins1908
      @donavonrobbins1908 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hamas is soon to go by way of The Wagner Group. All while the west is being saturated with priceless, combat proven, Intel.

    • @Supervillain725
      @Supervillain725 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Why did we send two carriers? Because we didn't send THREE.

    • @donavonrobbins1908
      @donavonrobbins1908 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why did we send 2? Because theirs already to many other ships and subs choking the area up.

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We only sent 2 because you can only put so many battle groups in the mediterranian sea

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@GearGuardianGaming America turning the med into naval bumber cars and blocking the suez that way xD

  • @k31owner46
    @k31owner46 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    While I agree with the voice for the Carrier, if you do a 7th Fleet destroyer, I recommend either an overworked, angry soccer mom or a coked-up, worn out, angry version of Sheldon. Especially if they’re an ASW platform.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Popeye after he has eaten his spinach

    • @peteparker7396
      @peteparker7396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Holy shit that’s spot on!!! 😂😂😂 just add surly Chief with his well used well seasoned coffee cup and you got it!

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      COMDESRON 15 has entered the chat!! My dude, what years were you in Yoko and what was your boat? I was DDG-56 (McCain) 98-02.

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@peteparker7396 You wanna see a Chief get really mad.... wash out his "well seasoned" coffee cup, ha ha ha

    • @k31owner46
      @k31owner46 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@realmenhavelittledogs2661 T-Agos 23 and 21 2014-2019, DDG-89 (Mustin) 2020-2021 (damn homeport shift). 7th Fleet is way more fun than the other in my opinion.

  • @Legendz5150
    @Legendz5150 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    F-16 kinda sounds like Ryan Reynolds XD

  • @alexh3974
    @alexh3974 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Great, longer content and still works well.
    Situations explained in under 5 minutes

  • @brianshaw8195
    @brianshaw8195 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    As a former Navy OS, I, too, can confirm that that is the exact energy on a Aircraft Carrier

  • @Suzy9MM
    @Suzy9MM 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The good thing about a second carrier, if it's utilized properly, is the potential for humanitarian aid. Power gen, water filtration, housing.
    Alot of lives could be saved by those carriers.

  • @chillyboi6597
    @chillyboi6597 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "because overkill is underrated"

  • @DSiren
    @DSiren 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    When you eventually have the Iowas make a guest appearance, I want each to have it's own personality. Wisconsin has a temper, Missouri pretends they're still relevant because they haven't accepted they're no longer the center of attention, New Jersey is just a quiet badass, and Iowa is the drunk that shot itself in the foot.

    • @thejerk4478
      @thejerk4478 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I agree 100%

    • @Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent
      @Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@thejerk4478 Still can't get over that time she blew her turret gun huh? :P

    • @CircusJeanie2399
      @CircusJeanie2399 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I don't think there would be anything quiet about the ship that sunk an entire fucking island.

    • @DSiren
      @DSiren 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@CircusJeanie2399 Speak softly and carry a big stick. NJ is badass because she sunk an island, and quiet because she knows she's badass and ain't gotta prove it to nobody.

    • @rffromusa8319
      @rffromusa8319 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Wisconsin doesn't really have a temper. We are always drunk so it only appears we are angry; it's the Midwest drunken slur. 😂

  • @adamallen7070
    @adamallen7070 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “War doesn’t determine who’s right, War determines who’s left”
    Nice

  • @vladthedeathless9439
    @vladthedeathless9439 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    That 4 digit armored vehicles part got a spit take outta me

  • @frednone
    @frednone 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    War doesn't determine whose right; it determines who is left. Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @samtolbert8558
    @samtolbert8558 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Side note, when we were doing the invasion in ‘03…we took a 6 day “operational pause”(first time we got to take off our MOPP suits and field bathe, with actual water, not baby wipes) anywho…so if you subtract 6 days from “one month, one week and one day”…you get…6 days less than that😂😂
    I’m just an arty Marine, Marine mathing!🖍️nom nom😂

  • @ThorMoore
    @ThorMoore 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    Moral of this video?: *DONT FUCK WITH THE US.* We’re like the Death Corps from Warhammer, except we don’t die
    (Also, can confirm the A-10 still sounds like a mental patient)
    Edit: I haven’t played 40k (I don’t have any way to play it *currently* ) so I’m sry if I didn’t use the right analogy. I just chose the Kreigsmen bc they are normal humans who dominate in a galaxy of super-powered beings (or so I’ve come to understand) and I just thought the U.S. is just like that, minus the complete lack of a self-preservation instinct

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like a mental patient? You mean is one?

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      We all seem like just a bunch of psychotic idiots, but on those occasions when we get our act together, there's no stopping us.

    • @derrickallen8138
      @derrickallen8138 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Waaaaghh

    • @JaredJanhsen
      @JaredJanhsen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The A-10 is what happens when the US tried to get just a little more Dakka.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@TheOriginalJphyper See the thing is, you're all black airforce energy all the time, about everything. That's what makes you so great at war.
      It just doesn't translate very well to things that aren't war.

  • @surfside75
    @surfside75 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is this your best video ever..?
    So the voices are perfect.😂

  • @swanasf3322
    @swanasf3322 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    5 minutes of HBLC something I didn’t know I needed in life

  • @MartinVeneroso
    @MartinVeneroso 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I kinda think of an aircraft carrier as having Cliff Clavin's voice, from Cheers: "Hey, ah, where did you want that mobile Naval Air Station located?" And yes, I know that a Cheers reference means I'm old.

    • @Jarhead1086
      @Jarhead1086 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Norm!

    • @NtDs90
      @NtDs90 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then I’m just as old. I can see Cliff being a voice. I’d also like to see someone from the A-Team. B.A. or Murdoch would be cool.

  • @n00bswillruleall
    @n00bswillruleall 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That voice is appreciated by the navy a whole lot more than that other one, if y'know what I mean. HeY BoYs!

  • @samtolbert8558
    @samtolbert8558 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I truly enjoy these bubba! Thank you for taking the time, as limited as it already is given that you’re busy defending our nation and instructing hundreds of others to do the same…not to mention being a husband and family man, so thank you to wifey as well! God Bless and Semper Fi 🖍️(I prefer green, but red was the only option🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂)

  • @psychosytheXmediaXco
    @psychosytheXmediaXco 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "Standing up about as well as Steven Hawking" made my fucking ears ring dude holy SHIT.
    I find it wild as fuck how little most of the internet is talking about Hamas actively hiding in the civilian population though.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because its old news, its what they do all the time. Its all they can do because they are such weak little losers who know they cant win no matter how hard they crotch thrust towards allah. The last time they started this we had all the stories of hamas snipers in churches and weapon stockpiles under schools being found. Now its just acknowledged as how they always work.

    • @patricktennant1585
      @patricktennant1585 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because thats what they always do.

  • @micahnelson6973
    @micahnelson6973 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Finally a video with the gerald ford ive been waiting for it thanks man

  • @foracal5608
    @foracal5608 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "no quite kill like over kill." - Grandpa Buff.

  • @QTownTruckspotting
    @QTownTruckspotting 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    LETS GO LONGER VIDEOS 🔥

  • @FrankStPeter
    @FrankStPeter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you these kids got the shortest memory I've ever seen in my life and remind them that generation that did it is very much alive and very much still here and we will do it again if we have to

  • @gankgoat8334
    @gankgoat8334 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Overkill is just making sure you don't have to do the job twice.

  • @Jarhead1086
    @Jarhead1086 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Marines sitting off Israel: DAD TURN US LOOSE AND LET US DO WHAT WE DO BEST!

    • @richardhanck972
      @richardhanck972 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Uncle Sam: "Soon. Soon, my misguided children."

  • @rattledroar2426
    @rattledroar2426 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Carry the one, oh thats Gorbachev 😂
    Also F16 voice gives me Ryan Reynolds vibes.