Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - The Five Biggest Contesti-Cocks In Elimination Show History
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- Here's Charlie Brooker's Five Biggest Contesti-Cocks In Elimination Show History from the last episode of Series 4.
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The judges "what the fuck?!" made my sides hurt from laughter.
Does anyone know who that judge was?
@@AdamJones-sg3wp Denise?
Sounded like Denise van Outen 😂😂😂
Thank god Katie Hopkins hasn't done anything out of order or controversial since.
this was posted 6 years ago and is STILL RELEVEANT
Freemans Videos it’s terrifying how much fucking staying power she had.
Oh my
That aged well, she finally died.
9 years later and the ghoul is SOMEHOW STILL AROUND?!?!
"yeah, cause they just spotted you in the room, you tit" Charlie Brooker is the best!
Charlie censors himself with bleeps because he finds it amusing, and then when he's really hammering a point home he won't bleep himself.
Ha! Ahead of the game on Katie Hopkins
All he said was she has blue eyes and pink cheeks.
The biggest cock on here was that guy from the musical
I am Yorbos. And so's my wife.
*throws Biro onto table*
Let's be fair Rhydian did go around the world singing, for cruise liners
And .... During Christmas 2017 he appeared in Aladdin at the SSE Arena, Belfast. Wow!!!!
Charlie Brooker is something I go fucking crazy for.
*Throws down pen*
DrThunder88
F*ckin bloody yeah crazy for
"Yeah, 'cause they just spotted you in the room, you tit!" - pmsl!!
Damn I miss screenwipe 😢
Charlie Brooker, Please keep on making TV shows. We Love Ya... smiley face!
I am your scout leader! I AM YOUR SCOUT LEADER!
That guy at #2 exemplifies everything wrong with modern culture. People who don't care to learn how to do something well wanting nevertheless to be rewarded with the kind of consequences that come at the END of a long successful career. Everyone wants the payoff, but they don't want to actually DO the thing that earns the payoff. Nobody is successful in music because they want to meet the Queen. They're successful because they love music. Meeting the Queen, if it comes, is not what it was about for anyone who has.
Relax, man. Have a jam sandwich or something.
T P To me it looks like he's just stating facts, there's a bunch of musicians out there these days who are in it more for the luxuries than they are the music.
Ooooooooh fuck bloody yeah!
I am Yorbos from the planet Yorbo, and discipline is something I go FUCKING crazy for.
The delivery of "conspiracy theory" was very David Brent
"I am Yorboss from the planet Yorbo. And discipline is something I go fffucking crazy for"
I love these segments
He never got a Wikipedia page of his own. Seamuc Cullen was one of only 3 who didn't from the show. How ironic
I'm very happy to hear that.
He's also the only one who seems to be entirely untracable...no internet prescence at all...
I guess he wasn’t promised a page of his own.
@@borismuller86 haha
If only he knew what Katie Hopkins would become
Fucking ten years of my life has passed since i watched this on tv....fuck
this guy is GREAT!
I've never heard anyone call someone a "tit" before. I will have to integrate this into my vocabulary.
Charlie Brooker is brilliant. His cynicism is infinitely refreshing.
Oh, that's very good. Of course, you and I wouldn't be fooled and could lead the underground rebellion. Nice to have a project to look forward to.
hahah!
"why miss hopkins, those pale blue eyes go wonderfully with your weird pink cheeks."
she was gammon before it was cool!
Best use of the word "boob" ever.
Charlie Brooker always makes me laugh
At first I felt sorry for Katie Hopkins being made fun of for her appearance. Then I googled her. Fair enough.
Scott McMillan I guess I'd better google her too, since Charlie didn't actually explain what was cock-ish about her, weirdly...
Oh shit! She's the English Ann Coulter 😝
She is literally the worst person
Never knew that was the origin of Hopkins
It's where she acquired the 'amoral bitch' reputation that she built her persona on. She actually put in her application to the Apprentice that she stole someone else's husband because she wanted to.
I lost it at the Yorboss bit.
I laughed myself to tears, for the first time ever, over that :).
Thanks Charlie for putting Jim Davidson at first! :D
Fuckin bloody yeah!
If you ever update this Charlie, remember to include Cher and Katie from the X Factor?
I also loled and nearly fell off my chair.
Yorboss goes fucking crazy for discipline. FUCKING crazy.
I promised myself one Charlie Brooker video at 12am then bed. It's now just gone 3
The guy from Joseph! What a colossal berk!
makes me smile
I have seen that Seamus clip a few times and every time I think, what a great way to make sure nobody will ever cast you ever ever ever. Acting like a pretentious diva on national (well, international television). It's hard to imagine directors clamoring to get this guy in their production. What a joy he'd be to have in the room.
Whatever happened to him?
@@ZuluRomeohe sells insurance these days
I think this makes a strong case for bringing back the death sentence
He goes fucking crazy for it.
Discipline is something I go FUCKING crazy foa
And discipline is something I go f***ing crazy for.
I want this world back
That WTF? was golden.
You don't have to censor "bloody" you know, we are all responsible adults.
brooker you say what everyones subconcious is thinking
He comes up with the best phrases "copper bottomed cockitude" :D
I lol'd so hard at this point
Fucken bloody yea
Nearly pee'd myself laughing.
Fuck bloody yeah!
I think Brookes would make a fantastic Dr Who villain.
Did that "show of his own" ever happen for Seamus?
Yeah, a cam show maybe. He'll sing for an extra 10 tokens.
a Peep Show, and not the good one. The Seamus version involves tossing salad, but no lettuce.
Obviously did certain things and was discarded in the Spacey world of Showbiz. Poor lad
That really would be a satisfying conclusion.
Though it'd also be very fun to have everyone just ignore him and watch his head explode all by itself.
@up4sumfun067 Comic effect - sometimes they remove the bleep when Charlie's talking and that means he's going really fucking crazy for it.
haha, my friday night hasn't gone to plan either..
@MOPBOP2 You mean he's a prat.
A toolbox is, well, a box with a carrying handle with tools in it.
Fuckin bloody...YEAH
"fuck, bloody yeah"
reminds me gotta watch newswipe on iplayer.
i love how there is only 5 dislikes for this video
(the contestants featured)
@crckyrichard And they're all probably from the contestants shown in this video.
British comedy kicks the hell out of American comedy.
@pinkmooses What you're missing here is how Charlie praises good television shows, as with Deadwood and the Wire. He's clearly a man who enjoys the medium, wants to see it put to its best uses and is disgusted at how bad most programming is when TV could be so much better.
@jab464 Just in case anyone else down-thumbs that, it was Davidson that was slating Brand, not Brooker. I second the absolute cockend thing btw :P
Fuckingbloodyyeah.
Love the mistake on Any Dream will Do...
All things considered over a decade later... Hopkins got off pretty lightly...
I think the show of my own must of since he does seem the type to go on his own... not sure about the judges reaction though, never watched it.
what did that seamus sing as his last line of any dream will do?
geniuos
@SmithersJones87 Weirder than that... he says "the same face". Huh?
This is bittersweet. On the one hand it is a fantastic use of TH-cam to show how loathsome these people are, so that mankind can point and laugh for ever and ever and ever …
… but on the other, they are so utterly devoid of humility, shame and self-awareness that it probably won’t affect them. What someone needs to do is to educate them into understanding how repellent they are and thus allow them to go off and do the decent thing, which is to lock themselves in a room, throw away the key and never impose themselves on humanity again. It’s not enough that _we_ know how revolting they are - we need _them_ to know it too.
Even in a locked, dark, windowless room, they wouldn't get it. They would think they've been put into a new universe for them to inherit.
at 1:34 - that face he pulls just after he's finished the final note - that would have been the perfect time to kick him in the face with a steel-toed boot
@pinkmooses You fight them with their own weapons, man
This is how revolution becomes a possibility, it needs to populate.
This is like saying it was ironic that the Situationest International were film makers when their very definition was that sitting on your butt and watching TV was cause for boredom and that boredom was anti-revolutionary, but once you watch their films you understand that the only way they could ever work was through film.
They don't censor The Apprentice footage but censor Charlie? No sense, you are making.
Jim Davidson is still trying to get his opinions out there.... what a bigot
@MrBrent123t What about George Carlin? Or Bill Hicks? It's not all bad.
Pffffaaaa! It's 04:05 and i gotta be up at 6;15. Important meeting first thing in the morning.
How did the meeting go?
RYANDALE! he went to be a great singer
0:54 - LOOOOL XD
@CyanideSovereign Just because I like one better doesn't mean I hate the other... I love George Carlin & Bill Hicks.
BBC4?
oh wait
I am YORBOSS.
@kuroistuc cheers yeah should of mentioned that
Its all the glowering at everybody they've decided they hate :)
not a bad video... F*** Bloody Yeah
OMG, Rhydian is so not a twat!
"Boob" PMSL
I AM YOUR BOSS!
what episode is this off please?
@RoughOutlineProduce I know not of this trolling as you call it. It was a statement of opinion. :)
did that what the fuck moment after seamus actually happen?
@prouck
agreed.
you know the "show of my own" and "what the fuck" bit, did that actually happen?
ok
Why Miss Hopkins those pale blue eyes go wonderfully with your weird pink cheeks
da da da, da da da da da da daaaaaaa!