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- Top Gear and Grand Tour stars being angry and violent and attacking each other both verbally and physically.
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Episodes
James shed Garden special
James Africa
Jeremy Africa
James Columbia
Nissan juke gt1.3
st Petersburg 22.1
Patagonia James on horses
Burma crash lorry
Vancouver lights + Hammond 22.6
Hammond's roof gt3.7
Africa hotel
Mozambique breaks car and filling water 2.11
Bolivia James killing Jeremy
Albania car 16.3
gt rolls Royce Hammond running gt1.3
gt buggy yelling gt1.6
gt Barbados gt1.10
Scotland golf 9.2
art gallery 14.5
India vs train
10k Italian car 7.4
Renault tune 12.3
polar special tent
16.6 cool wall
"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY"
Gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never can tell if it was a bit or not because of how serious he sounded but how ridiculous that line is
@@shottyjonny3972 a bit what?
@@adamdickinson2894 no like a “bit” like a joke
@@shottyjonny3972 ah ok I've not heard that one before 😂😂 I think it was serious when he started talking cause he got straight on the radio but had the presence of mind while he's speaking to throw the sports lorry bit in at the end
@@adamdickinson2894 you really never heard someone say I’m doing a bit
“I had this bomb” is never the way to start an explanation lmao
That'll buff out is the best ending.
@@couldntmixapotnoodle James’ follow up too
James: “What time is this program on? Is it 10 o’clock?
Jeremy:”Yes”
James: “Is it 10 o’clock on BBC2?
Jeremy: “Yes”
James: “Are we beyond the watershed?”
Jeremy: “Yes”
James: “You’re a fu-“
@@DirtyDozen6612 interrupted by Hammond with "Uhh, Guys!"
@@couldntmixapotnoodle TGGF is the best thing they’ve done imo, just half an hour of non stop comedy
James' face when he says that... holy shit, it's amazing.
That insult for Hammond on the bike is a 10/10 .
@far dad 2:49
That...was a lot!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
"They say a Dutch bargee can swear for two minutes without repetition."
- Jeremy Clarkson
The best thing is that close captioning only censored some of it
I am amazed by the amount of patience James May possesses. He could have 8 children and would educate them flawlessly without yelling once in their lifetimes.
Unless they touch his shed
Or removes a portion of his car hood… Sloppily.
Or put a ridiculous light bar on a car and turn it on while tailgating him in the dark
Or use his Ferrari 488 as a cloth hangar :v
Or crash into the back of his car
most of these start with someone yelling "C L A R K S O N"
Sorry to be this person, but...
It’s C L A R K S O N
not C L A R C K S O N
@@reekymirror6764 oop my bad
H A M M O N D
i thought i commented this cause thats my discord pfp
“C L A R K S O N” 😂😂
I sympathize with James a lot on these
mhm
The first thing i could think off was well theres a substitute for james
James never seems to actually do anything wrong, hamonds an idiot and the big chimpanzee is the guy to make them mad
@@dom8420 Well put.
You mean by laughing hard at him?
The epitome of “My last 3 brain cells fighting”
Lol I love how at 2:02 Hammond totally did that on purpose.
I think he legit felt bad for James almost getting clobbered and Clarkson's petulant response, and felt like sticking it to him
This makes the scene even funnier
I think its the opposite actually, it wasn’t on purpose and he started laughing because Jeremy was already really pissed off with James and Hammond made it worse
What episode is the first clip from?
*2:49** And here ladies and gentlemen,* *we have a Brummie being cross with a van driver,* *while expressing his anger towards him in a few words*
i think it's from grand tour since they used to be censored on the bbc
@@RustoKomuska The Russia challenge was from the last season of Top Gear. There is also a censored version of this scene.
@@dimitrisk02 thanks for the info but I think I replied to wrong comment
Roses are red
Im very sorry
3:33
r/boottoobig
Hammond you idiot you reversed into the sports lorry!!!!
I loved this lol
Stolen comment
@@userrrrthxmas
Yes. Because this isn’t the internet and coincidences do not exist.
The sad thing is that with Jeremy blowing up his shed, I know he was genuinely angry and sad about it...
"I had this bomb"
I love how he was so casual about it while May was holding a wooden club thinking whether or not he should take his head off
What was the episode I can’t remember it?
@@mosamoadi5143 ooh would have probably been one from the earlier series, can't remember off the top of my head lol
It’s out of Top Ground Gear Force which was a one-off charity special.
Think the entire thing’s on TH-cam somewhere.
"Clarkson!"
"What?"
"Funny"
gets me everytime
Whenever Hammond crashes into Clarkson, his uncontrollable laughter always gets me... He just laughs his heart out 😂😂😂
8:33
"Do you remember what happened to the first Stig?"
Me: has nightmarish flashbacks of him driving off an aircraft carrier
Jeremy: takes it casually
link?
@@Xenuos here:
m.th-cam.com/video/VOQPkwE1JZ8/w-d-xo.html
"He fell off an aircraft carrier."
The first stig is brain dead
@@ripsessionkites no..
2:09 i just love you can hear Clarkson scream on Richard's mic
You can hear him saying “fucking” in the background of Hammond’s mic
5:01 That may just be May's single greatest ever line in anything he's ever done.
I completely agree 😂
"As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal."
What happens at 1:26.
peaceful.
@@daffyduck3003 ?
It’s the exact same scream as 3:57
Edit: of course it was a second before
Can you make a compilation of them calling each other by nicknames? Like Jezza, Hamster, Slow etc. Happy new year!
Wow yes true!
Some say.. Jezza is Clarksons actual name
2:49 I've never heard the un-bleeped version of Hammond on the bicycle, that was absolute magic 😂😂👏👏
Edit: Holy crap! 1.8k likes ?! Thanks everyone 😂
IKR
OH MY GOSH YESSSSS Hammond swearing at that driver in the blue Van was Just Absolute magic he had every right to btw because that driver was in the wrong
That was Olympic-level swearing.
it's my ringtone 🙃
I expected it to be bleeped
6:58 "That's just childish and doesn't solve the argument!" LMAO
2:49 For the censored version of Hammond's bike rant, that must sound like a bomb before it's about to go off - a constant string of beeps then one long beep!
I’ve actually never heard it uncensored until now haha
It sounded like morse code
2:09 when the echo isn't bleeped 😂
LMAO
0:51 James was definitely considering attempting to kill Jeremy with the piece of wood he was holding
He told a story once about the closest he came to actually killing Jeremy, and it was when they were staying in a cabin overnight and Jeremy let the fire go out. When James woke up freezing he saw the shovel next to the fireplace for scooping out the ashes and noticed how sharp it was, and in his words: "I did think about it."
“You’ve frozen my goolies”-Richard Hammond 😂😂😂
Jeremy, Richard & James being angry old men for almost 9 minutes. I love it.
2:50 best string of random insults I've ever seen
4:05 always cracks me up so hard. Imagine having to sleep on that- and Clarksons reaction is priceless.
5:52 I’m sorry, but James hitting the steering wheel, with the 3rd hit giving a split second horn, will never be unfunny XD
What episode is this?
The way the intensity increases as James says “look what you’ve done to my bloody shed, man” 😆
I can't believe they left out the part where Jeremy shoots James's tape measure with the gun, that part had me rolling on the floor.
me too 🤣
I think I’ve seen every one of these clips but they will never not be funny
James is the only person acting his age lol, the other guys have a mental age of 6
combined
And that is why we love them
Total
Actually Jeremy has said on multiple occasions his mental age is actually 9
"Now you're gonna get macheted to death"
2:49 best British road rage
"one massive stupid c that's navigated us back to where we started"
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The fact that cheese compilation is longer than a swearing one, makes me proud of this show so much
3:21 Clarkson is just done with their shit 😂
3:12
The sheer misery 😂
“You cannot build a tent by shouting”
No, no, he’s got a point
I love seeing these three argue with each other. Its amazing. I'd love to see a compilation specifically arguing about their cars. Like when they first arrive or near the end of their challenges or something.
I love Hammond lmao he brings the whole show together, without him it would be pretty boring
And the funniest moments are when Hammond genuinely fucks up or pisses off the other two
Same could be said about Jeremy and James. All 3 are essential, the show just wouldnt be the same with any one of them missing
Hammond's face with the bed clip was hilarious 🤣
2:48 my opening line when working in retail
2:04, that will never stop being funny 😆
7:56Nvr ever ever give Clarkson a hammer
1:49 A pair of old men throwing rocks at each other.
2:36 This was quite funny. Richard Hammond is a legend.
3:42 Jeremy: Don’t just drive off, Hammond! Hammond, Hammond!!
I love these 3. Such a meme together.
2:06 is one of my all time favourites.
Eyes closed [8:05 - 8:20]
Thank you
Bless you 😂😂😂
I love how these guys were always angry at each other. Alas, this show is no more. This show was gold
2:49 hammonds inner Gordon came out
2:48 I want to be able to recite this string from memory
These 3 are so amazing these 3 the chemistry, absolute hilarity it’s timeless. I’m so glad these 3 did these stuff for so long.
Jeremy : “BE QUICK FOR ONCE”
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that is one of my favorite angry moments
I love when women say if guys yell at each other we can’t be friends and we hate each other. We hate each other temporarily. We will move on. Watch top gear. This is how guys operate in an environment we enjoy
Also how guys will fight each other and then be friends right after
@@Inic I can agreed totally. I’ve been playing videogames with some people for over 7 year but we still play and shit on each other every chance we get
@@puttingwarheadsonforeheads9872 In my opinion, a good friendship is one where you can shit on each other. Can't be bros if you can't talk some shit yknow 😂
@@Inic maybe that’s my generation. I grew up shitting on everyone and so did many of my friends. Kids nowadays hear that and block communications with anyone that gets anywhere near that. Sure it’s toxic. Maybe growing up play BO2 and MW2 made me a tougher hearted individual.
0:57 That fire extinguisher sounds like either a whoopee cushion or someone blowing a huge raspberry everytime he sprays.
3:10 felt that too poor James
I always love these vids
“You’re not building your shed, you’re naming your tools” 😂😂
1:36 That was genuine rage and hatred there for a sec. lol
2:07 I love how we can hear clarkson's swearing through the microphone of hammond
0:46 the best moment in the history of television.
6:39 Jazza trying not to laugh
“Look what you’ve done to my BLOODY SHED MAN”
“I had this bomb…”
@@MikeRiderOOO"That'll buff out."
4:12 SOMEONE PLEASE MEME THIS
"If only you knew how bad things really are."
"Hammond gets sent to jail for 14 war crimes."
“AH, YOUVE FROZEN MY GOOLIES!”
- HAMMOOOOND
Hearing Richard yell at that guy on his bike unedited was the best
Happy new mate thanks for the video
2:49 Someone get Hammond a bar of soap.
let's be honest all we want and need to see is just 2:49
It is a perfectly woven tapestry of obscenities
Me whenever i see my crush's ex be like: 2:49
exactly how I am when riding my bike.
Nothing would quite top off Hammond's bit near the end of the Vietnam special, but this is pretty close...
I'm surprised you only got less than 10 minutes out of this.
I like when they tell each other “we’re not gonna fix us if we keep shouting at each other” or “well that’s childish for shouting and not talking”........ 90% of their conversations revolves around shouting at each other 😂
0:46 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
7:50
I'm sorry but you will NEVER see something like that on "New gear"
Which episode is that?
*BANG* “CLARKSON!”
*Handbrake turn in a vw sirocco*
“Non of that is going in we are not doing a comedy carry on funeral we are doing a real funeral..”
I love how whenever these three argue its all due to their own shennanigans.
These three made this show no other team would make it this entertaining
" I think I was perfectly clear about this and now you are going to get machetted to death" is the best line in a whole of top gear :D
0:46 SHEDMAN!
He can transform into a shed, albeit a poorly made one.
Schädman
Sounds like something you'd hear in a Mega Man game.
3:57 Same “CLAAARKSOOOOOON!!!” from the Top Gear Africa Special.
It’s like my different personalities arguing in my mind-brain
Have you tried a frying pan?
2:49 most calmest bike rider in UK
2:49 had me in tears laughing!!
James getting furious at Jeremy will always be hilarious!
Me everytime when i see my crush and her ex/bf walking together on the street be like while driving. 2:21
I love how Hammond, a professional car show host who has YEARS of experience behind the wheel, doesn't check his mirrors when backing up
Hammond's commentary is always the best, the jaguar bit had me rolling
2:47 is pure artistry from Hammond!! 🤣🤣🤬
2:49 was fantastic. Its my ringtone now
1:50 my favorite one besides 4:05... way Hammond just stands there 😂
5:28 James is killing Jeremy ?
"The things are going well" :)
-Hammond
hammond being in the crossfire has got to be ridiculously awkward for him because he knows that trying to intervene would just make him a target too
2:51 so that was what was behind the bleeps 😂😂😂
-you cannot build a tent by shouting- james may
James is like that middle child among three siblings🤣
8:05 Close your eyes at this point and use your imagination...... lol
Pretty gay
Dear God
I love when Jeremy shouts at everyone everywhere and anytime. It's hillarious.
I just love May yelling "Clarksoooooon!"
Hammond so intentionally backed into Clarkson's Jeep just to hear him yell, was definitely smiling XD
2:10 listen carefully and you still hear Clackson swearing
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLODY SHED MAN !
I had this bomb... 😂😂😂