His parents lived there. He wasn't a born and bred one. He went to public school and had no links there at all. He spent a short time as a journo there as well. He's about as donnie as the Queen.
Shalom Ephesians 5:3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; /Inspiration+Culture today suggests that sexual immorality and greed are normal and acceptable. Wrong! This could not be further from the truth. In order to be considered God's holy people, we must live holy lives. Holiness and impurity cannot live together. Impurity lives in the dark, whereas the saints live in the light. If you are struggling with these sins, repent today! God can restore your heart and your mind. /Prayer+Dear God, forgive me for my impure thoughts and the lust in my heart. I know these things are not holy and separate me from you. I repent! Help me to turn my mind to the things of your kingdom and not the things of this world. Send someone to make me accountable. Thank you for your mercy and forgiveness, O Lord. In Jesus' name, amen.
In those days Brits would just take things 16th Lord Jeremy: right, those islands are mine, I'll take a subcontinent over there, those rainy bits off to the side are warm so mine. This is cold, but also beaver, mine. Oh wait a minute... That place has sugar. Mine. 16th Century James May: Are you just taking places you like and placing a flag on them? Lord Jeremy: Yes. Jesuits Priest James: Right you may need a building with a big Jesus cross LJeremy: Right that too and oh look at this place its an island ... oh no its another subcontinent - mine. Christopher Columbus: Guys I've done it! I've determined that the world is round! L.Jeremy: No Hammond the only thing you've done is crossed out that mans name on the map and replaced it with your own. P.James: Rather bad handwriting at that. {Lord Jeremy laughs under his breath) L.Jeremy: Also whats all that? Do you really think the world is a pear, honestly? Hammond: I swear I saw it the other day P.James: well you can't see the it due to the fact you're standing on it. (Jeremy uncontrollably laughing off to the side) Hammond: yeah but I... ahh... what?
Richard's 'sad-faced Mini' segment at 4:25 is absolutely brilliant! Seriously, though, it's a perfect illustration of why car designers need to climb out of their own fundaments once in a while. If nobody's got the guts and nuts to stand up and say, "No, that's bloody hideous," the Emperor will continue to strut about stark bollock naked, and the memory of the fanny-faced Edsel will linger on.
It's not always the "Emperor" you need to watch out for, it's their rabid muskrats who will harass you for daring to criticize their lord and saviour in any way.
I grew up in Minnesota. "Preparing your car for winter" is a real thing. However, fuel injection, multi-vis oil, maintenance free batteries, all weather tires, and front wheel drive have made a lot of things unnecessary. For example, with rear wheel drive, you would put a 50 lb sack of sand in the trunk to help increase traction.
Put about 600lbs in the back of my halfton (tires were a bit bald and needed all the help they could get) It handled and gripped amazingly. Who needs good tires anyways 😂
I live in northern Sweden. Changing to winter tyres in the winter and summer tyres in the summer is mandatory by law. In the southern parts however, like in Stockholm, it's forbidden to drive in the city with studded tyres, they have those shit tyres instead.
3:14 absolutely brilliant. My niece bought this from shackletons *you know* shackletons original high seat First she went to showrooms, then she.. oh bloody hell I can’t remember Shackletons high seat chair, It’s lovely. Edit: well, I got most of it right.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did when I first watched Jeremy take that ridiculous little car on the M roads. It still makes me die laughing when I watch it today.
@@JustDaniel6764 Theres a yank version of Top Gear, what ive seen and what ive heard about it is its not as popular asthe lovable trio, that happens to be brittish. The "judges" sitting and judging peoples inventions are called Dragons, dont matter if they are called Sharks or trumps lackeys, its still from a brittish show and its Dragons.
@@zilvertron so y'all are wandering some foggy islands on the outskirts of Euroland calling these guys loan dragons? Next you're gonna tell me you got some whacky made up names for gasoline, hoods, and trunks as well, aren't you?
my favourite was jeremy making the new dashboard for the pensioners car. 'and here is a fog lights switch, so that when it starts to drizzle grandma can flick the switch to activate the fog lights, but if you look here it does absolutely nothing at all'
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"This one's got a chair AND a table" is one of the most underrated lines in the series.
That is characterful isn’t it?
"I don't think you'll even notice the smell after awhile" xD
@@spicyoctopus😊😊
"This one got a chair and a table"
"....sorry I can't understand a word you're saying."
Oh man that is brilliant. I honestly didn't understand the man either.
I agree, so if anyone did understand could please tell us what he said ?
Nasen I think he said that he wants to go with Jeremy !
Nasen “well Jeremy, I’m the last dragon in and I, you know I tried to tempt them by making an offer hoping they would come in with me”
@@StevoE7 Thanks mate
Scotland innit
05:51 is one of my favourite scenes. Hammond looks so small and innocent lmao
lmao he look like 10 yr old me when my mom calls me by my full name and knew that I fucked up stuff before
total and utter despair in a crappy room in south africa
Love it when Jezza takes the piss out of northern accents, forgetting he himself is from Doncaster 😂😂😂
His parents lived there. He wasn't a born and bred one. He went to public school and had no links there at all. He spent a short time as a journo there as well. He's about as donnie as the Queen.
@@handlesarefeckinstupid He was born in Doncaster, he is from Doncaster.
@@handlesarefeckinstupid my grandad knew his
Pahs n grehve
@@jezzaus2124 true..lol
Jeremy taking the piss at the "dragon's den" expenses is just comedy gold.
It's called taking the piss, not having one.
@@handlesarefeckinstupid that was the deleted scene
you`re not from round these parts are you.
I knew somwthing was wrong in that guy sentence
You must drive a Ford Bloody Quid Mate
The way Hammond looks so guilty after Jezza shouted is gold
That is exactly the same look your dog gives you after he shat in your shoes.
Theo: "Jeremy, it's shit. Totally and utter shit"
Narrator: "Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work"
laughed so hard at that
Shalom
Ephesians 5:3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; /Inspiration+Culture today suggests that sexual immorality and greed are normal and acceptable. Wrong! This could not be further from the truth. In order to be considered God's holy people, we must live holy lives. Holiness and impurity cannot live together. Impurity lives in the dark, whereas the saints live in the light. If you are struggling with these sins, repent today! God can restore your heart and your mind. /Prayer+Dear God, forgive me for my impure thoughts and the lust in my heart. I know these things are not holy and separate me from you. I repent! Help me to turn my mind to the things of your kingdom and not the things of this world. Send someone to make me accountable. Thank you for your mercy and forgiveness, O Lord. In Jesus' name, amen.
If God wants us to live by his rules, he shouldn't have allowed other religious groups or free will.
@@GracUntoYou
Thous Shalt not make a shitty copy paste
Lol I wasn't paying attention and I could've sworn the narrator said "Theo the Fetus"
Jeremy has asked is it possible to have children work in a factory
a true capitalist
They didn't say "no" ;)
China: "YES YES YES"
Just joking
Vash the Stampede that wasn’t A joke
Those guys didn't have any sense of humor looking at the clips.
"This one's got a chair *and* a table(!)"
I love James May's sense of humour. It's so dry and sarcastic.
1:42 British whenever they found a new place in 16th century
This sounds about right
It’s not a stereotype, it’s the truth
In those days Brits would just take things
16th Lord Jeremy: right, those islands are mine, I'll take a subcontinent over there, those rainy bits off to the side are warm so mine. This is cold, but also beaver, mine. Oh wait a minute... That place has sugar. Mine.
16th Century James May: Are you just taking places you like and placing a flag on them?
Lord Jeremy: Yes.
Jesuits Priest James: Right you may need a building with a big Jesus cross
LJeremy: Right that too and oh look at this place its an island ... oh no its another subcontinent - mine.
Christopher Columbus: Guys I've done it! I've determined that the world is round!
L.Jeremy: No Hammond the only thing you've done is crossed out that mans name on the map and replaced it with your own.
P.James: Rather bad handwriting at that.
{Lord Jeremy laughs under his breath)
L.Jeremy: Also whats all that? Do you really think the world is a pear, honestly?
Hammond: I swear I saw it the other day
P.James: well you can't see the it due to the fact you're standing on it.
(Jeremy uncontrollably laughing off to the side)
Hammond: yeah but I... ahh... what?
@@PuppetierMaster wtf
@@hssy2jrocker I see why you're confused Richard Hammond plays the role of Christopher Columbus because in real life He was a brainless idiot.
Hammond and May both saying “not the exhaust manifold” in unison is what makes the first clip for me. That and Jeremy’s “sophisticated tool kit”.
1:07 even the scissor is sweaty!
I didn't notice that XD
Ah yes the “scissor”
It’s pronounced skiccer
Sweaty scissoring
I just noticed that after so many years 😂
Richard's 'sad-faced Mini' segment at 4:25 is absolutely brilliant!
Seriously, though, it's a perfect illustration of why car designers need to climb out of their own fundaments once in a while.
If nobody's got the guts and nuts to stand up and say, "No, that's bloody hideous," the Emperor will continue to strut about stark bollock naked, and the memory of the fanny-faced Edsel will linger on.
Did you forget to take your meds before writing this?
It's not always the "Emperor" you need to watch out for, it's their rabid muskrats who will harass you for daring to criticize their lord and saviour in any way.
Just wanted to let you know that this is poetry
The absolute pile of dogshit that is the Nissan Cube is a perfect example. Whoever designed it must have been missing an eye.
5:49
The way it just cuts to hammond standing there😂
“What else is electrical in here?”
“Not the exhaust manifold”
“*wheeze!*
It's hilarious when the three of them shouts each others last names:
5:50: *HAMMOND*
8:53: *CLARKSON*
Now we just need Hammond to shout *JAMES*
He actually shouted *JAMES* once in the caravan train episode
8:53 is the funniest one
8:42 is one of the funniest things in top gear
Jeremy screaming while driving the P45 but valiantly denying it's dangerous is honestly one of the greatest things to ever happen.
Best part about this 1:09 is that the yellow box on the airbag is a quick disconnect
No the sweat on the clippers 😂
0:12 richard and james in sync is so funny to me
7:15 I did not understand him either lmfao
The whole segment with the elderly ladies is pure gold. Bless em.
“This one’s got a chair and a table”
The excitement 😂
Yo I’m loving these compilations keep at it. Would love one for all of their specials!
I agree, the specials are the best!
but then youd have to put the whole special on
It’s a lot better than the ones with the 35 second add about there discord or whatever
Yo me too Cole lad, me too.
I usally just watch porn compilations but this is also quite nice.
Brits mocking other brits for their accent is the most surreal thing on the internet
I mock other brit's accents all the time because they're silly, I love it
Vespilan it’s an integral part of our culture.
My nan talks like the old lady from the advert 🤣 i mock her all the time she loves it 😂😂😂
Nah some take it so seriously. They get so angry. Im from Essex with a twang and we all know the full on Essex accent is awful lol
No thats when americans put on a hillbilly accent
5:51 looks like a scene out of a snuff film
Tonight on Top Gear… James sharpens an axe, Hammond accepts his fate, and I hold the camcorder.
1:06 the sweat on the cutters is gd hilarious
Staged or not, ending on "I wet myself again" and a fade to black, was awesome
Ps, also liked the behind the scenes keep it real going on, kind of stuff in this
8:37 Stig has his visor up slightly.
It has happened a few times
1:09 gotta love how the pliers also sweat.
8:12 I can't be the only one that recognized that bridge from the Buckaroo Bonzai movie!!!
5:50 i love how he looks to the darkness
2:23 "mr. toad"
"no id do it if it kills me"
"well we'd rather it didn't .....
theres a lot of paperwork"
"Not the exhaust manifold" is probably my favorite part of all of Top Gear.
"The James". Another great moment of Top Gear.
0:10 when your two single brain cells sync up with eachother
That first clip reminds me of the time I adjusted the points on a Ford Cortina in a layby with a half-brick and a length of rebar.
8:29 these guys are playing Rocket League
Lol rocket league irl
@Alex Brockmann it did. I was making a joke
I grew up in Minnesota. "Preparing your car for winter" is a real thing. However, fuel injection, multi-vis oil, maintenance free batteries, all weather tires, and front wheel drive have made a lot of things unnecessary. For example, with rear wheel drive, you would put a 50 lb sack of sand in the trunk to help increase traction.
All weather tires? I cant stop laughing. Shit in winter, shit in summer.
Put about 600lbs in the back of my halfton (tires were a bit bald and needed all the help they could get) It handled and gripped amazingly. Who needs good tires anyways 😂
@@martinjenssen2092 Less issue for people who arent car fussy and dont want to spend the $$$ at a mechanics to get them swapped.
I live in northern Sweden. Changing to winter tyres in the winter and summer tyres in the summer is mandatory by law. In the southern parts however, like in Stockholm, it's forbidden to drive in the city with studded tyres, they have those shit tyres instead.
I'm a moped driver, I only change the tires if they start to lose their treads. I don't use weather tires or something like that.
James getting hit in the face with his goggles never gets old
1:08 The wire snips get sweaty from the stress lol
I watch the Dragon’s Den crossover all the time. It never gets old.
5:45 The best Jezza moment ever
HAMMOOOOND!!!!! 😂
I almost spat out my coffee at 4:55.
Sign says "Hamworthy." That sums up the lad trinity perfectly.
3:14 absolutely brilliant.
My niece bought this from shackletons *you know* shackletons original high seat
First she went to showrooms, then she.. oh bloody hell I can’t remember
Shackletons high seat chair, It’s lovely.
Edit: well, I got most of it right.
“Itssoeasytogetinandoitofyouknow”
Truly inspiring
6:47 now Clarkson rides a tractor lol
7:43 always gets me 😂
That little "no i'll do it if it kills me" and the push Jeremy gave that rollator are perfect
"not the exhaust manifold"
Most iconic moment
Jeremy Clarkson is the British Hank Hill. The car for the pensioner ladies is my favorite episode ever.
4:07 that look the old lady gave him 😂
Yeah, "She's got the look!" 😂😂
That last bit has me in tears everytime...
7:38 you can see he's trying not to laugh :D
I always love that one where Jeremy basically dismantles Dragons Den’s up-tight wankers by speaking his mind to them.
Good on ya, Jezza.
I like how clarkson doesnt care who you are , all he cares about is our entertainment
"Not the exhaust manifold."
9.0 for synchronization :)
The pliers were sweating😂😂😂
2:38 *Classic* top gear! Genius!!! Smarter than sherlock this show XD
I love how subtitles called him Theo Fetus
3:01 sunno why but this just represents brittish language
Hammond explaining how dangerous an airbag is is both hilarious and frightening
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did when I first watched Jeremy take that ridiculous little car on the M roads. It still makes me die laughing when I watch it today.
Jeremy with the “sharks” was hilarious! “Can children work in the factories because if so they’d be great!”
Its Dragons Den, so probably call them Dragons
@@zilvertron The yank version is called sharks tank.
@@JustDaniel6764 Theres a yank version of Top Gear, what ive seen and what ive heard about it is its not as popular asthe lovable trio, that happens to be brittish. The "judges" sitting and judging peoples inventions are called Dragons, dont matter if they are called Sharks or trumps lackeys, its still from a brittish show and its Dragons.
@@zilvertron so y'all are wandering some foggy islands on the outskirts of Euroland calling these guys loan dragons? Next you're gonna tell me you got some whacky made up names for gasoline, hoods, and trunks as well, aren't you?
@@zilvertron why are you so offended that there's us versions of uk shows?
my favourite was jeremy making the new dashboard for the pensioners car. 'and here is a fog lights switch, so that when it starts to drizzle grandma can flick the switch to activate the fog lights, but if you look here it does absolutely nothing at all'
This is as I like to call it, the golden era of Top Gear
1:20 aren't Italian football jerseys blue? That could have been the clue
"As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful, Uganda morning, was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal"
*CLARKSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN*
6:10 you can see him trying not to laugh
James May yelling “CLAAAAAAARKSEEENN!” will never grow old....
Episodes (without the clips from the studio)
0:00 Episode 6
0:16 Episode 5
1:21 Episode 1
1:38 Episode 6
2:31 Episode 1
3:11 Episode 5
3:45 Episode 6
3:59 Episode 5
4:57 Episode 6
5:53 Episode 4
7:15 Episode 1
7:40 Episode 5
8:11 Episode 2
8:27 Episode 4
8:42 Episode 7
9:00 Episode 5
-Jeremy, it's shid.
+It isn't!
-It is.
+Why is it?
-Totally unutter shid.
5:31
well found James haha
4:34 lol! 😂🤣
9:29 you are aiming to not kill them
6:22 maybe jezza could have read this book before he took up farming
Hammond looks like Blakey from on the buses doing an impression of a sad mini 🚗
You know something is gonna be good when jeremy says *yeeeeeeesss*
“This one’s got a chair and a table!”
"sorry i cant understand a word you say" lmao love it 7:15
He said to old Duncan ‘ can’t understand a word you’re saying’ 🤣🤣🤣
Love how Hammond comments on the power of airbags, given that he has probably seen airbags the most out of the group
This is prime top gear
Jeremy at the end "there you go" 😂
Making my quarantine better one video at a time
Who's still in quarantine
8:29 that’s the face you make when you let a turd out thinking it’s a fart
In that bingo clip... Jeza was probably 50 and he never looked more in place .
That tractor story will forever stuck in my head
8:05 what is this vehicle? It's glorious
Rover James. Although, the car itself prior to modification is Fiat Multipla.
They attempted to make a car perfect for elderly ladies, so they modified it!!
"Not the exhaust manifold."
1:39 “I feel good nanana”
This is the best car show ever. No doubts about that.
9:55 I’ve wet myself again😂
You're doing the lord's work
3:59 Nice
The Reliant Robbin was my favorite TV event of ALL TIME!😂😂😂😂
Dragon's Den: "Jeremy it's shit"
Narrator: "dragons think Jeremy's car still needs improvement"
That was so funny at the end lmao 'I've wet myself AGAIN' 🤣🤣
I don't want people thinking it's a death trap