3:14 “I think you’re following him too closely” - Absolutely hilarious. If only there was another recent programme / TV Show out there with this kind of humour.
Hammond always comes up with the funniest line. One of his best was when May broke his arm and Hammond asked "Which arm have you broken?" while looking right at him with one of Mays arms in a sling lmao.
When he threw a rock at clarksons jeep windshield, I think he was genuinely angry because the hood could have genuinely fallen and hit mays in the head 😅
As the other two responses have said, South America James is the Angriest James. It's probably for the best they're not going to the rest of old Gran Columbia because James would eventually kill him.
James: Are we on BBC? Clarkson: Yes James: Are we on BBC TWO? Clarkson: Yes James: Are we beyond the watershed? Clarkson: Yes, get on with it. James: You’re a fu-
Both aircraft had been decomissioned about 2 years prior it seems, so they were destined for scrap - would've already had the isntruments and any other valuable parts removed - they would've only been worth the scrap metal at the point of filming.
Oh I miss the good old days of Top Gear! 😢 Most favourite episode would have to be series 20 episode 5. The caravan test part of the episode had me crying with laughter 😹
Has anyone between Hammond and Clarkson ever yelled MAYYYY or JAMES MAY before? Usually it’s James & Hammond yelling Clarkson and Clarkson yelling Hammond
Most of the anger is a result of Clarkson
CLARKKKSSOOOOON!!!!!
Understandable
And Clarkson's anger is a result of Hammond, I think
And then Richard's anger is caused by James most of the time.
Its like Fire beats Grass beats Water in Pokémon.
Clarkson you infantile pillock you're cleaning that up
"I'm not gonna be competitive with you about who's the coldest."
"I'm the coldest!"
James: we're all the lost-est!
6:34 I like how Clarkson and Hammond both look around in defeat when they realize May's got a good point
May is the one who actually uses his head compared to other 2
@@alf3707 for real man
3:14 “I think you’re following him too closely” - Absolutely hilarious. If only there was another recent programme / TV Show out there with this kind of humour.
Why don't you sod off
Hammond always comes up with the funniest line. One of his best was when May broke his arm and Hammond asked "Which arm have you broken?" while looking right at him with one of Mays arms in a sling lmao.
Humour be banned
Clarkson's Farm.
"why dont you sod off"
Love the difference between fake angry James May and genuinely angry James May. Still polite tho😂
"you're about to be machete'd to death"
When he threw a rock at clarksons jeep windshield, I think he was genuinely angry because the hood could have genuinely fallen and hit mays in the head 😅
As the other two responses have said, South America James is the Angriest James. It's probably for the best they're not going to the rest of old Gran Columbia because James would eventually kill him.
@@hypnotised-clover ahaha I was waiting for that clip to play
@@cristiansolares2007 The rock could have permanently injured or even killed Jeremy.
0:37 I love how he's so frustrated with Hammond that he's genuinely starting to twitch from rage.
that's actually why Clarkson referenced Chief inspector Dreyfus from the Pink Panther movies, since that character was always twitching lol
You know things are bad when James loses it.
(3:41) you muppet
(4:22) you muppet
(4:41) you muppet
(6:25) you muppet
(7:16) you muppet
(3:41) you muppet
You muppet
Thank you.
you muppet
I like how most of this is scripted but the insults are heartfelt, usually directed at Clarkson
lmao a LOT of top gear isn't scripted.
@@Destinylover14yes but the grand tour is heavily scripted sadly
@@Mmeetthhooss a lot of this isn't grand tour
Tbf I think the script is only for where they go and certain events but what happens on the drives in between isn’t
@@Mmeetthhooss so was top gear. Its not like 90% of it was off the cuff because it just wasnt
8:39
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!
I’m sorry James, I am, a-fully-rigged, route A1, ocean going, pillock.
Top Ground Gear Force
James: Are we on BBC?
Clarkson: Yes
James: Are we on BBC TWO?
Clarkson: Yes
James: Are we beyond the watershed?
Clarkson: Yes, get on with it.
James: You’re a fu-
@@tiki5430"ocean going" 😂😂
"There are 2 C's, there's two C's HERE for believing that THAT C can navigate"
"No, you're right"
9:31 James had a genuine oh shit moment right there
CLARKSON‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
Clarkson: 😬
James May. He seems like such a kindly grandpa figure until you see his violent/rage side.
For gods sake grow up.
@@malcolmmitchell6529 Need your pacifier, needy baby?
@@malcolmmitchell6529 jezus who pissed on your chips
“Goats can’t pick things up” -James May
Nothing is more indicative that you’re about to see a hilarious scene than when you hear “CLARKSOOOOOOON”
0:22 he sounds like Clarkson
Sounds like Hammond to me.
4:31 the honk always gets me
There is something cathartic and therapeutic about James May losing his shit
3:17 has it affected the handling 😂😂😂
James may being angry=James may reacting reasonably to Jeremy Clarkson being Jeremy Clarkson
0:31-0:38: STOP DOING THAT. STOP IT. GO AWAY. May you absolute legend 😂😂😂😂
"I genuinely am worried about the sanity of Chief Inspector Dreyfus."
@@GlitchanBlack 😅😅😅
I really did think that James was going to kill Richard on that episode.
@@scsutton1, same here, James's anger was like that of one who's so angry they're gonna kill someone.
I don't blame James being angry at Clarkson because he was in such a bad condition and he couldn't get any sleep
"This is a 400,000 pound crane! Why would you steer it with a piece of string?! It's got all these knobs and buttons! I steer it, you RELEASE IT!"
They look and sound alike but aren't brothers, perfect best friends lmao
Edit : I can only imagine these guys in their 90s 😂😂
Totally wasnt expecting the rocks being thrown
5:41 is so good
That tone of screaming "CLAAARKSOOOOOOOON!" 😂
CLARKsooon
Its like a dog
3:25 James has perfect aim
And he’s done it like multiple times too like this wasn’t his first time
@@EzraDair James is Agent 47
As time went on and i got older, i understood James more than the others.
"you can't even read a compass" lmao
9:38 “CLARKSON!!!!”
We can now safely say that Jeremy has a confirmed kill count of a lot of Fish.
James pretending to be angry… it’s much funnier when it’s genuine.
that “oh shit” from clarkson at 11:16 😂
“My testicles have retreated!”
We don't need to know that!
"That's really offensive."
"I think that's a BIT sexist."
May : no its not.(with a straight face)😂😂
5:21 "I'm not gonna get competitive with you about who's the coldest" "I'm the coldest" "we're all the lostest!" aww. Awwww.
I bet grand tour got a lot of budget for the last one
Behind is the most rich man in the world
Jeff bezos with 175.3 billion USD
"Budget does not exceed 23 yen"
Both aircraft had been decomissioned about 2 years prior it seems, so they were destined for scrap - would've already had the isntruments and any other valuable parts removed - they would've only been worth the scrap metal at the point of filming.
I thought seamen must be expensive
@@noblegrizzlybear5475 Idk mate drive a bus or smth idc
2:17 I've never seen him this Grumpy before
I'm never saying stupid anymore.. I will always say Muppet
9:04 Richard looks truly devastated over what had just happened to his little project.
James May being annoyed by his two younger siblings for 12 minutes
No wonder James has got a lot of anger in him
9:20 SPEED AND POWER.. 😂😂😂😂
4:31 You can tell by Jeremy’s face that he was like, “What have I done now?” 😂😂
"You've pulled me in the sea you muppet!" Best line on the entire show
pulled his car…
“why u thea?”💀💀💀😭
The pranks, the comments, the tampering of cars, and the cussing will never destroy their friendship.
Oh I miss the good old days of Top Gear! 😢 Most favourite episode would have to be series 20 episode 5. The caravan test part of the episode had me crying with laughter 😹
6:24 that to release it you Muppet
8:20 The OWW with the cauliflower to the head 😂😂
How jessa is still alive and james not doing 25 years is beyond it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You've only subtracted from the community!"😂😂
4:12 That's my favorite.
My fav May rage moment is still the time he tried to cut Clarkson's head off with a machete for ramming into him while on a narrow mountain trail
As an Englishman who goes between mild annoyance and vapid anger when dealing with certain people. I relate to James
"James, have you broken down?"
Yes.
I know most of this is scripted but i can’t help but feel bad for James
it's mostly not scripted
Wilman always preferred the term "advised" to scripted
there is nothing like the chemistry of these three presenters.
CLARKSON!!!! never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:30 STOP DOING THAT STOP IT GO AWAY
I'm Surprised May Had A Good Aim At Clarkson's Back Glass From Where He Was.
I'm gonna miss them 😢
To summarise this video...
CLARKSOOOOOOON!!!!!
YOU MUPPET!!!!
- get on with it!
- go away!
"This is a £400,000 crane why would you steer it with a piece of string?!"
0:46 I love how it's just his gut that comes into frame 😂
I understand why James has said he is never working with Jeremy again. But damn it made great television 😂😂
You can tell James May is angry when his eye twitches
Love the scripted stuff, but when he threw that rock he bloody ment it 😂
Jeremy Clarkson: *exists*
James May: "STOP IT! STOP DOING THAT!"
4:23 no wonder captain slow takes out his frustration against jezza
Nothing makes me happier than seeing May upset.
Apologies.
kinda felt bad for james for the garden
Hammond can be really annoying at times. Half of May's rage is due to him and the other half is the gorilla.
*Orangutan
@@dirty.dan37 Gorilla. He looks like one too.
I love him
That hose bit was hilarious, LOL
5:41 James's tone of voice sounds like hes thinking "Oh boy here we go again"
"you are a wingless dodo"
8:35 CLARKSON!
James screams at Clarckson, Clarckson screams at Hammond, Hammond screams at...
Hammond: You're right, there are two C's. There's two C's here for believing that THAT C could navigate us.
That's some fucking brilliant clapbacking.
I honestly feel bad for James May in these clips
every found footage horror scene be like: 7:18
at 0:46 you can clearly see how actually annoyed may is at Jeremy like that's genuine hatred. Also the T shirt hahaha
"We've got to save the car! It's a reef!"
love them
And this is just the Grand Tour
Old Fiat Panda touches salt water. Dissolves shortly afterwards....
11:01 -- Me when I wake up in the morning
‘Party button!!!!’ 😁👍🚗🔊💥
‘STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!’ 😡😂🤣
9:18 = ''speed and power" 😅
Mozambique James May was the best lol
Nice shifter knob, James! LOL
Love how 90% of the rage is directed at clarkson
"ive got a word, it's shut up"
Has anyone between Hammond and Clarkson ever yelled MAYYYY or JAMES MAY before? Usually it’s James & Hammond yelling Clarkson and Clarkson yelling Hammond
"JAAAAMES! STOP FILING!"
@@ZSGreenFalcon"JAMES, DOES IT NEED A WASHER: YES OR NO?"
James may is great like this
“And ready to roll!… haha!”
James May shouting at you has dad energy.
James May sounds like Rik Mayall when shouting 'you utter bastard'