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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ธ.ค. 2023
- A compilation of the common gag/phrases throughout the series of Top Gear and The Grand Tour. There is a compilation of all gags out there. Around 3 or 4 of them are not out which is something I am working on.
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For the last grand tour special I hope they get James May to do a fast lap at the Nurburgring
I hope they do something truly mad like going to the moon
In a dacia sandero
I believe they're going back to Namibia.
@@EresirThe1stI don’t think that’s in the cards
It’s probably not going to be anything crazy since it wasn’t planned to be the last grand tour special they all just decided they were collectively too old to do another one
Ive been using Jeremy's "An" bit for ages now and i love every time i use it.
Yep same
@@sugarnadsIt is an funny thing to do
Me too, but no one realises I’m quoting Jeremy 😢
I also refer to my cat as a aminal
- Eating weird food (Lamb’s head, sparrows, dragonflies, snake heart etc.)
- Richard is a closeted American
- James is from the past
- “Mayday!” And May’s other nautical terms
- Being bad at cooking (caravan fire due to chips, cooking chicken with a jet engine, V8 smoothie, paella)
- Bikes are bad and bikers are going to die young
- Crashing into each other on purpose at rendezvous
- “I’m nursing a semi”
- Jeremy’s ideas that somehow include some form of human rights abuse
- James yelling “Clarkson!” at the top of his lungs (+ “the silence was shattered by the shriek of an animal”)
- Pianos falling on Marinas
- Hating the Beetle
- Polar bears and ice caps
- Americans are fat
- The French surrender
- Anything to do with World War 2 actually
- Various accents
- Bad translation books
- James is bad with animals
- Richard Hammond is an angry man
- Jeremy fitting lavatories/bathrooms to his cars
- “Dear so-called Top Gear…”
- James likes classical music
- James also cut his penis off
- Cars that are exactly the same as their previous model (Eg: Porsches are Beetles)
- The BBC hates Top Gear, Top Gear wants to move to ITV
- Fifth Gear
- Jeremy doesn’t understand technology
- Hating camping
- Alcoholism
- Voice controls in cars never working
- Idiot drivers with Sat-Navs
- Hating diesel
- Hating speed cameras
- Hating speed limits
- Traffic Wombles
- the Highway Code
- Health and safety clothing
- “It developed a misfire”
- “Buffeting!”
- Lurpak spreadable butter
- And on that terrible disappointment…
a man of culture!!!
- Mr Needham
I love you for this!
Oh crikey, it's the rozzers!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
James May's heroic save in the Esprit V8 actually shows what a great driver he is.
True, Richard would've crashed that.
well, he has had mika hakkinen and a scottish lady teach him how to drive.
Greatest trio in tv history. Thank you Clarkson, Hammond and May
Their chemistry can never be matched or surpassed.
Greatest trio - pause- in the world
I've picked up May's habit of saying "Muppet", best thing ever 😂
James. The man who doesn't like heights also has a pilot's license 😂
how old top gear ended 2015 but i’m still watching & looking foward to watching it on youtube is just insane
"At precisely Eleven minutes past seven" 😭😭
The "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG" bits never gets old😂😂😂😂😂
I'm really gonna miss seeing these three do awesome trips around the world. We all knew it was going to have to end one day, but none of us want to accept it.
They were such a fundamental part of my childhood and sense of humour so I’m going to truly miss them. Thankfully I never get tired of rewatching all of it!
Jeremy’s “Behbee Jeesuz” is definitely in the top 3 of their gags 😂
The African guy saying "You try and we see" when Clarkson was trying to get the bmw through the mud to has to be the funniest line said by someone other than the main 3 in Top Gear history
James really does hate the nurburgring doesn't he
Why not lol? This obsession with Nurburgring lap records is getting more and more ridiculous to the point that some of them are painful to drive on the road and some even loves to tramline all over the road, following every tiny road imperfections.
Let's not get bogged down on whether he hates the Nürburgring or not.
It's moreso he hates that companies use it as some end-all be-all tuning ground.
3:04 :"HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?"
"Don't say that!!"
James is the true rizzler of the show
The top secret location one's are my FAVORITE 😭😭
I'm honestly with Hammond about hating Genisis. That one song in particular gives me the same reaction he has.
I have that to ABBA
@@devvy_01 I'm not overly fond of them either.
but.... i love genesis, especially land of confusion... theyre great.
i have that reaction to christmas songs tho
Fkn prog rock is vomit inducing wankage.
Genesis, Journey, and many many others of that era I put out of my mind. Some of the most overrated drivel ever created. I hate pop music.
0:14 I'm allergic to manual labor
Jeremy talking about poo coming out should have been on this list
And I was the first to arrive!
Enjoying these compilations, keep making more :)
As I had imagined, you’ve done everything properly
Don't forget roasting each other's car when they meetup 😂
Dont know how hard it would be, be a compilation of whenever 2 of them team up againt the third. Its always great.
And Hammond hating water and boats because he's from Birmingham.
I cry when i think of the memories watching this with my dad
would love to see a video with more (or maybe even all) of the examples! i know it would probably make for a really long video with a lot of editing work but it would be amazing
Let’s not get bogged down with ooooooooooo
Tonight…. I say let’s not get bogged down…….Richard is adamant he has not had his teeth whitened…….. and James asks if a dead celebrity is not coming on.
1:42 THE WAY RICHARD SAYS THAT 😭
"Back to the Sudio" is misspelled (It says "Sudio"). Lots of memories coming back in these clips.
Good spot
Dont miss much do you
2:53 hey that’s where I go for the Severn Valley Railway gala visit
So I bet this is the first time for these guys to ever come to Kidderminster
Behbee Jeezuz 😂
5:35 now we know where hamilton got the " Hammer Time "
6:55 “OOO A TREE
What a great idea for a video, good way to explain TG to people.
My favorite gag is Clarkson yelling at Hammond.
- Power. And speed.
- You try and we see.
😂😂😂
5:50 OMG I never heard that line before, but I'll write it down. It can be turned into a weapon in every petrolhead forum. Epic. 😂
This video is the best Christmas present
The "James doing it properly" line, just seeing it written like that makes me giggle uncontrollably.
Whoever gets the first comment should've put "I was the first to arrive"
It's nice to have best friends that can make fun of your life threatening crashes
Bogged down is a Monty Python bit
Video idea: Clarkson being defensive of his ambitious but rubbish ideas and/or Clarkson's rubbish ideas getting the better of him
Here are some examples:
- Cutting the roof off his lorry in Burma, and he ended up having to use an umbrella.
- Using a log as a brake, and smashing out his window.
- Designing their electric car, it was ugly (but somehow iconic), Hammond needed a cutout in the roof, and the aluminum body blinded them with its reflective body.
- The Excellent, enough said.
- Using animal bones and flesh for his custom Land Rover, and it got destroyed by a doggo.
- Using a jet engine for an amphibious car for speed and power, and he blew a bunch of airplanes over.
- Thinking he could drive the hovervan up a weir (if that's how you spell it), and he fried the engine.
- Using a big boat engine for his Hilux, and capsizing it by going full speed.
There might be more moments where his ambitious but rubbish ideas got the best of him, let me know.
Maybe Jezza making a rugby post in Top Ground Gear Force, which fell over conveniently on James' shed
Im not really into cars and I always enjoy watching this show. I feel like thats why its so popular. It appeals to people even if they arent big car nerds.
wonder if people were playing "top gear bingo" on these gags when watching an episode
wait, has the last grand tour episode released yet? Conversation street discord could take that idea for a spin
5:21 moments before disaster
Currently typing this with an headache
“Don’t go to America”
…a bit too late for that, I’m native to America😂
Merry Christmas everyone
I use to use "an" all the time!
A great chemistry
waiting on seperate compilations on every one of those
I miss this show
Watching this while knowing that their latest GT eps will be their last makes me very sad 😢
I watched the series so many times and I still can't believe that Richard Hammond a.k.a The Short Hamster survive all the fatal crashes that he got involved into. I have to agree with Clarkson that Hammond with all his car experience but still can't drive in straight line.
Waiting for Jeremy’s “and then I have a brainwave.”
“I’m going to steal it.”
i've seen this show since i was a kid AND I NEVER THOUGHT THE LAB COAT GUYS AND GIRLS AS PRODUCERS LMAOOO
Some say James May still hate Nurburgring to this day
Instead of saying sometimes my genius is frightening, Jeremy’s genius is too frightening.
Can you make a compilation of every time they are seen with Russ Swift?
HAMMOND BEING CALLED HAMSTER 🥹
Jeremy's use of "An" has irreversibly affected how I talk
Richard gives me teeth envy like no other
Well, I don't know because someone is driving a "Jaaaaggg"
While I fully agree with these top gear vids and lap them up like a cat with milk, you gotta think about how much more this channel can really squeeze out of the show.
4:53 Come to think of it, would James's crane truck been the lightest in weight outta the three?
10:50 Wholesome
Behbee Jeesuz
I now refer to all Jaguars as Jaaaaags
James and his Dacia Sandario
5:14 the last show I saw this in was Viva La Bam
I'm gon' say it. The law of the land clearly states that Sunburst Orange constitutes as a shade of brown.
Awww! Genisis!! GenZ is more like it!!
If u followed the show for cars then u missed the whole point.....for me was always about 3 friends on a journey
Life is less now when this is over
Genesis ing Hammond was always funny
I too hate the juke!
That kia special - my arse
4:26 - I think this might of been a bad example since James did cheat in this one by going overbudget.
running gag mate, it's called running gag
Was this clip thrown together, by A.I?😅
What id give to see James May at the Nurburgring whining and complaining the entire time
19:20 is from which episode?
Could someone let me know what episode is 0:51 cheers
The Oslo Challenge. SLR vs the train
Agryob - every person who knows russian laughe at least for a 0.0001 seconds
Is the whole show just one big gag? 😂
Why James hates the Nurburgring?
He hates cars that are only being made to be fast around the Nurburgring, and not actually nice to drive in the real world
12:45
I use smug face and could be worse regularly
8:49
i feel like im missing a joke at 10:40
anyone got any idea about the horse?
Earlier in the special, he was flung off a horse and cracked 3 ribs
what a jock with "Jeremy says "an" "???
Is the Nissan juke actually that bad? 😂
0:08, 3:20
9:58 cue the music, doesn't cue the music, not even the first 3 notes.
Genesis; at least spell it correctly. The song is a 1973 track, I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe).
Who would have thought the man allergic to manual labor would start a farm?
god the 12c at 4:42 is so goddamn nice
angry yob*