Hammond, Clarkson and May Common Gags Compilation

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  • @PrimeGlaz
    @PrimeGlaz ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Ive been using Jeremy's "An" bit for ages now and i love every time i use it.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep same

    • @Leonf123
      @Leonf123 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@sugarnadsIt is an funny thing to do

    • @sirmrbean9437
      @sirmrbean9437 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Me too, but no one realises I’m quoting Jeremy 😢

    • @top_banananaplays
      @top_banananaplays 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I also refer to my cat as a aminal

    • @sonicszuetomyt5448
      @sonicszuetomyt5448 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn't it "un" by any chance?

  • @spacemonkeys4987
    @spacemonkeys4987 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    - Eating weird food (Lamb’s head, sparrows, dragonflies, snake heart etc.)
    - Richard is a closeted American
    - James is from the past
    - “Mayday!” And May’s other nautical terms
    - Being bad at cooking (caravan fire due to chips, cooking chicken with a jet engine, V8 smoothie, paella)
    - Bikes are bad and bikers are going to die young
    - Crashing into each other on purpose at rendezvous
    - “I’m nursing a semi”
    - Jeremy’s ideas that somehow include some form of human rights abuse
    - James yelling “Clarkson!” at the top of his lungs (+ “the silence was shattered by the shriek of an animal”)
    - Pianos falling on Marinas
    - Hating the Beetle
    - Polar bears and ice caps
    - Americans are fat
    - The French surrender
    - Anything to do with World War 2 actually
    - Various accents
    - Bad translation books
    - James is bad with animals
    - Richard Hammond is an angry man
    - Jeremy fitting lavatories/bathrooms to his cars
    - “Dear so-called Top Gear…”
    - James likes classical music
    - James also cut his penis off
    - Cars that are exactly the same as their previous model (Eg: Porsches are Beetles)
    - The BBC hates Top Gear, Top Gear wants to move to ITV
    - Fifth Gear
    - Jeremy doesn’t understand technology
    - Hating camping
    - Alcoholism
    - Voice controls in cars never working
    - Idiot drivers with Sat-Navs
    - Hating diesel
    - Hating speed cameras
    - Hating speed limits
    - Traffic Wombles
    - the Highway Code
    - Health and safety clothing
    - “It developed a misfire”
    - “Buffeting!”
    - Lurpak spreadable butter
    - And on that terrible disappointment…

    • @jeremyhammond8280
      @jeremyhammond8280 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      a man of culture!!!

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP ปีที่แล้ว +24

      - Mr Needham

    • @AlexMickeyMichalik
      @AlexMickeyMichalik ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love you for this!

    • @corbinselanne7990
      @corbinselanne7990 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh crikey, it's the rozzers!

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @ExAnimoPortugal
    @ExAnimoPortugal ปีที่แล้ว +168

    James May's heroic save in the Esprit V8 actually shows what a great driver he is.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True, Richard would've crashed that.

    • @Sintesi.
      @Sintesi. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      well, he has had mika hakkinen and a scottish lady teach him how to drive.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He has said that he can drive quick and Ben Collins (former Stig) has confirmed it. James just chooses not to.

  • @willlecomber7509
    @willlecomber7509 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    For the last grand tour special I hope they get James May to do a fast lap at the Nurburgring

    • @EresirThe1st
      @EresirThe1st ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I hope they do something truly mad like going to the moon

    • @5hittyradio
      @5hittyradio ปีที่แล้ว +57

      In a dacia sandero

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I believe they're going back to Namibia.

    • @duwang2324
      @duwang2324 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@EresirThe1stI don’t think that’s in the cards

    • @chimps-h3v
      @chimps-h3v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It’s probably not going to be anything crazy since it wasn’t planned to be the last grand tour special they all just decided they were collectively too old to do another one

  • @r.p.k9028
    @r.p.k9028 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Greatest trio in tv history. Thank you Clarkson, Hammond and May

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their chemistry can never be matched or surpassed.

    • @nasilemak868
      @nasilemak868 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Greatest trio - pause- in the world

  • @wonderland.6
    @wonderland.6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    how old top gear ended 2015 but i’m still watching & looking foward to watching it on youtube is just insane

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy1 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "At precisely Eleven minutes past seven" 😭😭

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I'm really gonna miss seeing these three do awesome trips around the world. We all knew it was going to have to end one day, but none of us want to accept it.

    • @ethanclark4557
      @ethanclark4557 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They were such a fundamental part of my childhood and sense of humour so I’m going to truly miss them. Thankfully I never get tired of rewatching all of it!

  • @kurtlagon2023
    @kurtlagon2023 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:04 :"HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?"
    "Don't say that!!"

  • @patrickdenengelse9293
    @patrickdenengelse9293 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG" bits never gets old😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WolvieX24
    @WolvieX24 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Jeremy’s “Behbee Jeesuz” is definitely in the top 3 of their gags 😂

    • @matthewb840
      @matthewb840 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don’t get the joke. Is it just the way he says it?

    • @CTeves97
      @CTeves97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah

  • @joshzach89
    @joshzach89 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    17:44
    "Have you ever been to Hammersmith?"
    Never ceases to make me piss myself laughing

  • @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids
    @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I've picked up May's habit of saying "Muppet", best thing ever 😂

  • @t.c.thompson2359
    @t.c.thompson2359 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dont know how hard it would be, be a compilation of whenever 2 of them team up againt the third. Its always great.

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy1 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    James really does hate the nurburgring doesn't he

    • @aaronbryan5095
      @aaronbryan5095 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why not lol? This obsession with Nurburgring lap records is getting more and more ridiculous to the point that some of them are painful to drive on the road and some even loves to tramline all over the road, following every tiny road imperfections.

    • @ian1231100
      @ian1231100 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let's not get bogged down on whether he hates the Nürburgring or not.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's moreso he hates that companies use it as some end-all be-all tuning ground.

  • @revolver265
    @revolver265 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    And I was the first to arrive!
    Enjoying these compilations, keep making more :)

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As I had imagined, you’ve done everything properly

  • @dazzaboy04
    @dazzaboy04 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "this peaceful Ugandan morning, was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal"
    "CLARKSON!"

  • @shaunybwfc123
    @shaunybwfc123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    James. The man who doesn't like heights also has a pilot's license 😂

    • @CapnCackler
      @CapnCackler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m the same way. I have a pilots license as well. Its a different feeling. You arent really afraid of “falling” while flying, unlike standing on the edge of a building or at the top of a tall ladder

    • @matejvidovic9026
      @matejvidovic9026 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Coz you are in control

  • @MrTrool323
    @MrTrool323 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    James is the true rizzler of the show

  • @jdgoesham5381
    @jdgoesham5381 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Are these guys the most perfect presenters ever or what? It's crazy how 3 guys so different and came together so out of the blue like they did made the best show. Like BY FAR the best car show and maybe even in a way the best travel show as well. Then there's the comedy and them just going harder each season....Perfection....It'll be missed.

  • @totenkopf28
    @totenkopf28 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Don't forget roasting each other's car when they meetup 😂

  • @cillian303
    @cillian303 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The African guy saying "You try and we see" when Clarkson was trying to get the bmw through the mud to has to be the funniest line said by someone other than the main 3 in Top Gear history

  • @MyWatchTherapy
    @MyWatchTherapy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love all the different topics. Well done!

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I'm honestly with Hammond about hating Genisis. That one song in particular gives me the same reaction he has.

    • @devvy_01
      @devvy_01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have that to ABBA

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@devvy_01 I'm not overly fond of them either.

    • @sonofsparda657
      @sonofsparda657 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but.... i love genesis, especially land of confusion... theyre great.
      i have that reaction to christmas songs tho

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads ปีที่แล้ว

      Fkn prog rock is vomit inducing wankage.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genesis, Journey, and many many others of that era I put out of my mind. Some of the most overrated drivel ever created. I hate pop music.

  • @Fortunes.Fool.
    @Fortunes.Fool. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a great idea for a video, good way to explain TG to people.

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The top secret location one's are my FAVORITE 😭😭

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:42 THE WAY RICHARD SAYS THAT 😭

  • @stinchjack
    @stinchjack 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    11:18 What a fantastic dance

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tonight…. I say let’s not get bogged down…….Richard is adamant he has not had his teeth whitened…….. and James asks if a dead celebrity is not coming on.

  • @Valken985
    @Valken985 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:05 Ok I wasn't expecting the Batman 1989 soundtrack into Top Gear

  • @razorback20
    @razorback20 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:50 OMG I never heard that line before, but I'll write it down. It can be turned into a weapon in every petrolhead forum. Epic. 😂

  • @WRCSeb
    @WRCSeb ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:55 “OOO A TREE

  • @theumes4553
    @theumes4553 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    would love to see a video with more (or maybe even all) of the examples! i know it would probably make for a really long video with a lot of editing work but it would be amazing

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And Hammond hating water and boats because he's from Birmingham.

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:53 hey that’s where I go for the Severn Valley Railway gala visit
    So I bet this is the first time for these guys to ever come to Kidderminster

  • @soly-dp-colo6388
    @soly-dp-colo6388 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Back to the Sudio" is misspelled (It says "Sudio"). Lots of memories coming back in these clips.

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good spot

    • @GOSS_3
      @GOSS_3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont miss much do you

  • @JustGohan04
    @JustGohan04 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:35 now we know where hamilton got the " Hammer Time "

  • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
    @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I forgot about the Golfing bit... That explains that bit in GT

  • @DisneyPrincess92
    @DisneyPrincess92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When Clarkson said “I am allergic to manual labour” I was like some of the staff where I work are too.

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video is the best Christmas present

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's the first time I've noted Richard's light bollocking of Jeremy for leaving the price label on James' Horse.

  • @debestcanadian
    @debestcanadian ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jeremy talking about poo coming out should have been on this list

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im not really into cars and I always enjoy watching this show. I feel like thats why its so popular. It appeals to people even if they arent big car nerds.

  • @SanTEXNeeK
    @SanTEXNeeK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "James doing it properly" line, just seeing it written like that makes me giggle uncontrollably.

  • @HenriBourkel
    @HenriBourkel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Clarkson, Hammond, May - the British answer to the Three Stooges!

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We need a parts 2-5 of this lolz

  • @idontdovarioustasks
    @idontdovarioustasks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've been reading about this farm. Great foreshadowing

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming2002 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Video idea: Clarkson being defensive of his ambitious but rubbish ideas and/or Clarkson's rubbish ideas getting the better of him
    Here are some examples:
    - Cutting the roof off his lorry in Burma, and he ended up having to use an umbrella.
    - Using a log as a brake, and smashing out his window.
    - Designing their electric car, it was ugly (but somehow iconic), Hammond needed a cutout in the roof, and the aluminum body blinded them with its reflective body.
    - The Excellent, enough said.
    - Using animal bones and flesh for his custom Land Rover, and it got destroyed by a doggo.
    - Using a jet engine for an amphibious car for speed and power, and he blew a bunch of airplanes over.
    - Thinking he could drive the hovervan up a weir (if that's how you spell it), and he fried the engine.
    - Using a big boat engine for his Hilux, and capsizing it by going full speed.
    There might be more moments where his ambitious but rubbish ideas got the best of him, let me know.

    • @whiteplumcat
      @whiteplumcat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe Jezza making a rugby post in Top Ground Gear Force, which fell over conveniently on James' shed

  • @DeadlyLazer
    @DeadlyLazer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's nice to have best friends that can make fun of your life threatening crashes

  • @Duramaxz71
    @Duramaxz71 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    0:14 I'm allergic to manual labor

    • @kevtoal407
      @kevtoal407 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Labour, we gave you a language, use it properly 😅

  • @SMGPERFORMANCE16
    @SMGPERFORMANCE16 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I cry when i think of the memories watching this with my dad

  • @alialiyev6168
    @alialiyev6168 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    - Power. And speed.
    - You try and we see.
    😂😂😂

  • @mikeshearer1250
    @mikeshearer1250 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I now refer to all Jaguars as Jaaaaags

  • @Mamin28490
    @Mamin28490 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Merry Christmas everyone

  • @GloomGaiGar
    @GloomGaiGar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wasn't the "leaving tags on" just part of cutting cost? I always assumed they were just borrowing it.

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favorite gag is Clarkson yelling at Hammond.

  • @eatyourveggies_
    @eatyourveggies_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:38
    That actually was pretty wholesome 😂

  • @johannacharlotte4732
    @johannacharlotte4732 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    waiting on seperate compilations on every one of those

  • @TramvayValera
    @TramvayValera ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wonder if people were playing "top gear bingo" on these gags when watching an episode
    wait, has the last grand tour episode released yet? Conversation street discord could take that idea for a spin

  • @kaelang12
    @kaelang12 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i will never get tired of them making fun of people who own *Jaaaaaags*

  • @MYusri-xk9re
    @MYusri-xk9re ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched the series so many times and I still can't believe that Richard Hammond a.k.a The Short Hamster survive all the fatal crashes that he got involved into. I have to agree with Clarkson that Hammond with all his car experience but still can't drive in straight line.

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Behbee Jeezuz 😂

  • @carysclay
    @carysclay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    James can dance!!

  • @daimpressionz6248
    @daimpressionz6248 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Don’t go to America”
    …a bit too late for that, I’m native to America😂

  • @pongsapatsritakayanan3852
    @pongsapatsritakayanan3852 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Waiting for Jeremy’s “and then I have a brainwave.”

  • @nodevil13livedon
    @nodevil13livedon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this while knowing that their latest GT eps will be their last makes me very sad 😢

  • @CKF9
    @CKF9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let’s not get bogged down with ooooooooooo

  • @gabereiser
    @gabereiser ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss this show

  • @nickhargreaves1935
    @nickhargreaves1935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bogged down is a Monty Python bit

  • @matpod777
    @matpod777 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    15:30 sam sulek learnt from james may

  • @top_banananaplays
    @top_banananaplays ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Whoever gets the first comment should've put "I was the first to arrive"

    • @TheSargentsam
      @TheSargentsam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “And as you’d expect I’ve done this properly”

  • @Stephen2024-ny9gi
    @Stephen2024-ny9gi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A great chemistry

  • @nicksivert5431
    @nicksivert5431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:53 Come to think of it, would James's crane truck been the lightest in weight outta the three?

  • @jacobrumens9601
    @jacobrumens9601 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you make a compilation of every time they are seen with Russ Swift?

  • @tsup2
    @tsup2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    While I fully agree with these top gear vids and lap them up like a cat with milk, you gotta think about how much more this channel can really squeeze out of the show.

  • @icestray
    @icestray ปีที่แล้ว

    Instead of saying sometimes my genius is frightening, Jeremy’s genius is too frightening.

  • @Riolushe
    @Riolushe หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ugh, I love James but in 15:39 he got me mad. Like James you are the smartest one from the trio😂

  • @dazzaboy04
    @dazzaboy04 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Currently typing this with an headache

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I use to use "an" all the time!

  • @Isaacwright07
    @Isaacwright07 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Behbee Jeezus

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Richard gives me teeth envy like no other

  • @Sintesi.
    @Sintesi. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:58 cue the music, doesn't cue the music, not even the first 3 notes.

  • @knicky-xs7ud
    @knicky-xs7ud ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could someone let me know what episode is 0:51 cheers

    • @QF_Dan72
      @QF_Dan72 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Oslo Challenge. SLR vs the train

  • @QF_Dan72
    @QF_Dan72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some say James May still hate Nurburgring to this day

  • @kenken-ub3jh
    @kenken-ub3jh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    19:20 is from which episode?

    • @Tempest14774
      @Tempest14774 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Last episode of top gear with the original 3, aired after Jeremy got sacked. Cheap SUV and Classic Cars

  • @BillyMaylett
    @BillyMaylett ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:21 moments before disaster

  • @JYD2020
    @JYD2020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy's use of "An" has irreversibly affected how I talk

  • @ryana8174
    @ryana8174 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was this clip thrown together, by A.I?😅

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAMMOND BEING CALLED HAMSTER 🥹

  • @gavindawson3108
    @gavindawson3108 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i feel like im missing a joke at 10:40
    anyone got any idea about the horse?

    • @mikeshearer1250
      @mikeshearer1250 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Earlier in the special, he was flung off a horse and cracked 3 ribs

  • @Johnthecardboardsmileyface
    @Johnthecardboardsmileyface 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:50 Wholesome

  • @traeyboy529
    @traeyboy529 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:26 - I think this might of been a bad example since James did cheat in this one by going overbudget.

  • @superswag9861
    @superswag9861 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:14 the last show I saw this in was Viva La Bam

  • @NathanielGriffin-tn5eu
    @NathanielGriffin-tn5eu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    EHlectricity instead of Electricity is crazy🤣

  • @marthastubbs8321
    @marthastubbs8321 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Clarkson is incredibly funny and charismatic

  • @jimmylepog5133
    @jimmylepog5133 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why James hates the Nurburgring?

    • @1SanderB
      @1SanderB ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He hates cars that are only being made to be fast around the Nurburgring, and not actually nice to drive in the real world

  • @paddyandrews5045
    @paddyandrews5045 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is it just me or is my OCD worse than James’, because there’s a smaller spanner after a big spanner then a bigger one after that 😅

  • @ryanwhyte672
    @ryanwhyte672 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well, I don't know because someone is driving a "Jaaaaggg"

  • @VertietRyper
    @VertietRyper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:03 This is because America is a nation where you can only afford to rent things.

  • @levist2441
    @levist2441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    James and his Dacia Sandario