"If I Were You" w/Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham - Dangrin's Baton

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  • Question from Episode 222 of "If I Were You" with special guest Bo Burnham! The guys discuss wealth and weapons.
    You can listen to the entire episode here: headgum.com/ifiwereyou/ with new episodes every Monday!

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  • @cameronperry00
    @cameronperry00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Bo didn't give two shits about that kid that was great xD

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "This might not be kind......but I bet his grandma wasn't a good person"
    **wheeze**

  • @sylviaellis3625
    @sylviaellis3625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    “I don’t think I can take my baton”
    Bo: *falls over*

  • @MultiNicoleG
    @MultiNicoleG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The way he fell over when he heard "baton - the weapon kind" is giving me so much joy. 1:31

  • @beepboop3181
    @beepboop3181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I'm just imagining this question was sent in by Buster Bluth..

    • @kylemagaro6979
      @kylemagaro6979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Quinn Taylor I love you, that's exactly what I imagined

    • @MemberWhen
      @MemberWhen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nort Babysit me!

    • @realemaskye286
      @realemaskye286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i FINALLY got around to watching arrested development and everywhere i look now theres an AD refrence lol

    • @crusty-rag-of-wonder
      @crusty-rag-of-wonder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LOVE THESE REPLIES DVJSD

  • @Adjustvolume
    @Adjustvolume 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Dangrin is going to be in a dark alley with his parents. They will be murdered, he will inherit the fortune and will become the Bahama Batman.

    • @leifhelland6313
      @leifhelland6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If only he had his baton🙁

    • @lololo
      @lololo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dangrin Wayne

  • @angelscupboard
    @angelscupboard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Oh Dangrin, there’s batons all over the yard in this season”
    i adore bo.

  • @PokerPlayerJames
    @PokerPlayerJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "We're going to be travelling through rough parts of the Bahamas."
    Translation: "There might be a black person in my general vicinity."

    • @kennyodo
      @kennyodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      u getting back into bo after inside as well? this comment section is a time capule haha i almost dont want to touch it

    • @PokerPlayerJames
      @PokerPlayerJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kennyodo I watch Bo Burnham stuff semi-regularly. Inside was a damn masterpiece though.

  • @kylakat13
    @kylakat13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I'm glad Bo finally sat up. I thought he was going to slowly slide all the way down to the ground 😂

  • @ben3480
    @ben3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I am living for how much bo hates this rich kid 😂

  • @jorgelujan9942
    @jorgelujan9942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Hot damn, they put Dangrin on a 10-minute blast!
    I would have loved to be in Dangrin's yacht when he heard this episode.

  • @sadlystuckinreality
    @sadlystuckinreality 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Bo playing with his hair will be the death of me.

  • @stevencross6189
    @stevencross6189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I really hope Dangrin watched this...

    • @wesley2936
      @wesley2936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This video will soon be taken down for issuing potential sadness to Dangrin

  • @NotAlexxthekid
    @NotAlexxthekid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    PLEASE MAKE BO YOUR PERMANENT THIRD HOST.

    • @samstreveler3335
      @samstreveler3335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alexx Thewolf yes please

    • @Inaresco
      @Inaresco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake and amir and bo? Nah

    • @TeiJay_
      @TeiJay_ ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @kasperrose6294
    @kasperrose6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think this is the most chill I've ever seen Bo and I love it.

  • @konecnysnerd7004
    @konecnysnerd7004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    1:32 he just falls over :)
    Bo is adorable

  • @mackmartin5597
    @mackmartin5597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    oh dangrin, there's batons all over the ground this season

  • @annalisapizza9559
    @annalisapizza9559 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I lived next door to a family of Dangrins this cracked me up so hard, and they really did have nun-chucks.

    • @memsterboy12
      @memsterboy12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So you lived next to a villa...so you live in a villa...which makes you a Dangrin !

    • @annalisapizza9559
      @annalisapizza9559 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      memsterboy12 I actually lived in the slave house next to their mansion.

    • @Eatmywalnutz
      @Eatmywalnutz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annalisapizza9559 I-

  • @MiaStrikes
    @MiaStrikes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    would he be carrying the baton in his fanny pack throughout the trip wtf

    • @MiaStrikes
      @MiaStrikes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      strapped to his hermes belt

    • @kikoonthemove
      @kikoonthemove 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He keeps it in his mothers Birkin, dude probably hates carrying his own things.

    • @Lee-qd7fl
      @Lee-qd7fl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      on his khakis and his floral patterned polo shirt.

  • @Copper0Bre
    @Copper0Bre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Have Bo on again!! I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud throughout the entire podcast

  • @raecochran9051
    @raecochran9051 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    just imagine Dangrin strolling around the sandals resort with a baton hanging from his belt loop like a police officer

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I flew to the Bahamas and ended up in Sandals I’d be pretty scared

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *twirling his baton* "Alright Jamaicans, move it along, show's over folks"

  • @samstreveler3335
    @samstreveler3335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love bo's rich voice

  • @JennaaMallonnn
    @JennaaMallonnn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    one dislike is dangrin

    • @JennaaMallonnn
      @JennaaMallonnn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      second dislike is his grandma

    • @JennaaMallonnn
      @JennaaMallonnn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      damn his maids each got an account, too?

    • @cakeforbreakfast
      @cakeforbreakfast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +JennaaMallonnn LMFAO

    • @007phred
      @007phred 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +JennaaMallonnn His baton made an account.

  • @Shaunfromboston
    @Shaunfromboston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That kid probably read some news about the bahamas crime rate and thought he was going to the fucking ghetto lol. He was going on a private jet. I'm 200% certain he and his family were going to some private island or a luxury resort. He had literally nothing to worry about lol

  • @shaza8966
    @shaza8966 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Yesss to Bo's comment about the kid thinking he needs a weapon coz he's going to a brown island

  • @CarrotSlat
    @CarrotSlat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dangrin will never be forced to face the real world. Hell be sheltered his whole life.

  • @alvinlam3160
    @alvinlam3160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    straight white male
    i know the road looks tough ahead
    xD

  • @caitlinchapman723
    @caitlinchapman723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:14 Bo's boston accent jumped out

  • @chloe9523
    @chloe9523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Baton literally means 'stick' in French

  • @d3thdrive
    @d3thdrive 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That was tight. The tightest.

  • @adamschlinker972
    @adamschlinker972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    What's even more annoying is that this dude was THAT worried about danger. Like, because he's going somewhere where there isn't white people he's all of a sudden in danger.

    • @chilldude5949
      @chilldude5949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that didn't even make sense when bo said it.

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not necessarily, maybe it’s because it’s a dangerous area. Hmmmm

    • @Pughhead
      @Pughhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does it have anything to do with race what?

    • @MariaLatore_
      @MariaLatore_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My mum grew up in Bahamas and when we went back, the crime is very very bad there. A lot of shootings and there are certain areas that are dangerous so I get the guys concern but he does sound like a complete asshole 🤣

    • @EpicFallOut
      @EpicFallOut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THIS. this is the comment I was looking for. Thank you

  • @lennixa1685
    @lennixa1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bo is the love of my life lmfao

  • @NameBrandCody
    @NameBrandCody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dangrin Frothingham VII 😂😂

  • @MerissaMitchell
    @MerissaMitchell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:12 cracked me up so much hahahaha oh bo

  • @ari9638
    @ari9638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The dislikes all come from Dangrin and his 15 personal maids.

  • @averageemm3135
    @averageemm3135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:43 my answer to Dangrin's "dilemma"

    • @xyns8184
      @xyns8184 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Fuck Offffffff"

    • @xyns8184
      @xyns8184 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Fffuuckkk Offffffff"

  • @rebekas.4280
    @rebekas.4280 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    havent laughed this much since i watched make happy

  • @livalil
    @livalil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wish all podcasts with bo were like this

  • @HaydenDib
    @HaydenDib 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Love this little snippet thing and probs one of my favorite eps, was on the train laughing my ass off listening to this white propaganda cartoon hahahhahah Good one Dangrin

  • @watersticks5359
    @watersticks5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the holy grail of videos

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love jake and amir. And i love that Bo was on the podcast all those years ago. My worlds have collided

  • @m8eee
    @m8eee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dangrin's family probably hired body guards with fully automatic machine guns

  • @bigloser8152
    @bigloser8152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Bo though

  • @Brookelwaskow
    @Brookelwaskow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    dudes i'm fucking dying of laughter, thank u for helping w my depression tbh. you guys are the shit & bo is fucking amazing

  • @lunamercury_3113
    @lunamercury_3113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn I'm in tears XD

  • @ALXPRZ17
    @ALXPRZ17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dangrin or... Den Gren?

  • @Claego
    @Claego 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They didn't answer Dangrins question lol Oh poor rich Dangrin

  • @zdog225
    @zdog225 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    More Video Podcast pls the whole episode of this episode would be fantastic i love the show guy gg hf

  • @DatFluffyBoy
    @DatFluffyBoy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You look like good buds to hang out with, watcha doin tomorrow nite

    • @DatFluffyBoy
      @DatFluffyBoy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm kidding I can't tomorrow night, let's make it on Sunday, k? my place

  • @LachlanFountain
    @LachlanFountain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man podcasts look so funny

  • @frederickstuart7495
    @frederickstuart7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m from the Bahamas 🇧🇸 😊🙋🏾‍♂️

  • @spishyofficial
    @spishyofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wonder if there's anything Bo can't possibly sit down and discuss

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lovew how they tried to do a bit about them getting cornered in an ally

  • @MelodiesEnchanted
    @MelodiesEnchanted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    jesus this was hilarious. also i was wondering who sings that little jingle at the end? the voice sounds really familiar to me for some reason.

    • @priscillasmirrorball
      @priscillasmirrorball 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It kinda sounds like Zooey Deschanel to me, but it's most likely not her actually singing on the track. Idk, just a thought tho, haha :)

    • @JoshLikeCrazy
      @JoshLikeCrazy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      steff comedy made that i think

  • @mia-dz3hr
    @mia-dz3hr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:09 I STARTED WHEEZING AND CRYING AND IDK WHY ALL HE SAID WAS "ooh we're poor"
    MAYBE ITS BECAUSE ITS 4 AM OR MAYBE I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR BUT I STARTED DYING

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo are you okay? It's been 3 years, did you end up dying?

  • @lodewijk.
    @lodewijk. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pretty sure the kid's name was Barron Trump. So it's Barron's Baton

  • @Esterferreiradecastro
    @Esterferreiradecastro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That’s gotta be some troll sendind a question, i just cant believe someone like that actually would send a stupid question about batons

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dangrin should listen to Bo's song "Sad"

  • @THE3FATGUYS
    @THE3FATGUYS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His grandmother didn't die though

  • @seanutter428
    @seanutter428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why wouldn't the podcast be recorded?

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas ปีที่แล้ว

    If by some crazy chance Dangrin DID get mugged, he should just quietly hand over his weed money, then go get a refill from Mommy and Daddy along with a promise for a make-up vacation later since "this one was ruined"

  • @michaelwilson3905
    @michaelwilson3905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tbh I just really wanna know where Jake got that hat

  • @michaelm5601
    @michaelm5601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He could compact his baton an hope they don’t give him a body cavity search….

  • @sensenyajoseph8401
    @sensenyajoseph8401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so mean but so funny

  • @Abdullahxvii
    @Abdullahxvii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Den? Ben? Dan?

  • @Hellasta
    @Hellasta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    is it just me or is that room a little smokey

  • @emviousMVS
    @emviousMVS 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha oh man..
    can't wait to have some 'fame' to be on this channel

  • @okaywhynot4728
    @okaywhynot4728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It makes me sad to watch them rip on a kid who wants to take a baton with him just because he's rich and has a private jet...
    Like guys I don't think you should be talking to our future Batman like this
    He's destined to be the hero Gotham needs show some GODDAMN RESPECT for the GODDAMN BATMAN
    (But yo, so many Batman jokes you could have made there and you missed so many opportunities. I'm disappointed :c)

    • @folbfolb
      @folbfolb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay WhyNot but hey, it was funny anyway.

    • @reubendelaney3870
      @reubendelaney3870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank god your joking

    • @markphillips5067
      @markphillips5067 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So if Dangrin ever met Amir he would ask him if he bleeds?

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's more like a lead pipe with a handle

  • @halosniper94
    @halosniper94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In a jake and amir outtake from 2012 amir says his friend "den's" last name is gren. Dangrin and Dengren. How did they both independently come up with that?

    • @turnleftaticeland
      @turnleftaticeland 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      great minds think alike

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it must have been a reference, and I can’t believe Jake or Amir didn’t pick up on it

  • @johnc8209
    @johnc8209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    weird hands

  • @Robo0595
    @Robo0595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been out of the loop with some of the O.G. youtubers for a little bit, and for, like, a whole minute, I had conflated & confused Amir for Kassem G, and I was like "Damn this guy used to be an edgy sexist piece of shit, but he seems pretty chill now"

  • @martinmercy2835
    @martinmercy2835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ace and Jocelyn Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY!
    mom close the door!

  • @pepsy910
    @pepsy910 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    btw does anyone know what he's doing now?

    • @cuasay3674
      @cuasay3674 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pepsy he just directed a movie called eighth grade and i think it won an award for something :)

    • @kennyodo
      @kennyodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      everyone knows what he’s doing now lol he’s all over the place

  • @MinnieMouse8270262
    @MinnieMouse8270262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "White propaganda cartoons" lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

  • @tampanensis
    @tampanensis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    didn't bo go to a $20,000 a year prep school?

    • @meaghannmastin8575
      @meaghannmastin8575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      His mom worked there as a nurse I think so he got to go for free

    • @lindsey4951
      @lindsey4951 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Meaghann Mastin Shit thank you, I always wondered about that because Bo never struck me as the type of elitist kid from a rich family who goes to schools like that

    • @meaghannmastin8575
      @meaghannmastin8575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Caroline Miller No problem. :)

    • @tampanensis
      @tampanensis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah thanks Meaghann (that's an honest thank you, it's hard to stop text from sounding sarcastic).
      So Bo was a bit like Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore. That makes more sense.

    • @abominablesnowpanda5053
      @abominablesnowpanda5053 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, I don't think he was rich. his mom worked really hard as a nurse and didn't get paid a lot,

  • @jacobtraum3122
    @jacobtraum3122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm just wondering why this kid is trained in combat with a baton. Either he isn't, or he trained in the wrong thing for self defense, because your hands are the only weapon you can always have with you. It's great to know how to fight with several things, but he makes it sound like his only goal is self defense. I personally think that training in self defense primarily with a weapon that you might not be able to have if you get attacked is a stupid thing to do. That is, if it's the only thing your being trained in.

  • @big1com1cs
    @big1com1cs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't like dangrin

  • @KariGottfried
    @KariGottfried 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Says three white guys

    • @diegochavezisntmanam
      @diegochavezisntmanam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kari G 2 white guys...

    • @chilldude5949
      @chilldude5949 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erick Veloz - they are all white males.

    • @themessyvirgo4908
      @themessyvirgo4908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      STRAIIIIGHHHHT WHITEEEE MALESSSS.

    • @reubendelaney3870
      @reubendelaney3870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know but there's white people, and then there's dangrin smith

    • @landon8952
      @landon8952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The white guilt is seriously pathetic lol

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yikes, it seems like bo didn't have a good upbringing XD

  • @robertdelossantos5844
    @robertdelossantos5844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kept going around in circles. Thought Bo Burnham was being ridiculous and presumptive the moment he brought up Dangrin is a rich white kid with a rich white kid problem. People have vacations celebrating graduation.
    Then Dangrin’s letter brought up a private plane, not being able to bring a baton, and buying a weapon to protect himself on vacation. That was so messed up.
    But Bo kept ripping into the situation and kept me flip flopping between agreement and annoyance on his condescension.

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it’s an incredibly safe assumption that someone thinking there’s a “dangerous part” of popular vacation destination The Bahamas that ANYONE flying private would be within a mile of and need a baton to protect his family with is the kind of sheltered that produces the worst guys imaginable

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also he didn’t say anything about it until he said he was going private

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake and Amir dodged Bo's ridiculous rants on white people like the gods they are

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This kids richer and more privelaged than us haha let's assume his race and laugh and make fun of him

  • @MythicalWolf
    @MythicalWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bo is an sjw

  • @none11flop9
    @none11flop9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bo, the guy that gets paid for contributing nothing to society, gets mad at the money of someone else 😂