"If I Were You" w/Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham - Financial Domination

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  • Question from Episode 222 of "If I Were You" with special guest Bo Burnham! The guys discuss money and power.
    You can listen to the entire episode here: headgum.com/ifiwereyou/ with new episodes every Monday!

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  • @valeriatorres96
    @valeriatorres96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    jake: "i guess it depends on what kind of a sub you are"
    amir: "i'm sure there's a buzzfeed quiz"

  • @ninasomething9757
    @ninasomething9757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Wait.
    Did Bo just say he's a sub?
    I fucking knew it.

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Jesus this is professional as fuck.

    • @Headgum
      @Headgum  8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Thank you.

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      incredibly plush deluxe and pro looking studio there buds

  • @LoveOneD1
    @LoveOneD1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Bo looks so good here damn

    • @pyromusik92
      @pyromusik92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mirela bo always looks good

  • @haskna
    @haskna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    i've been binging burnham interviews since Inside; most of them typically revolve around sociocultural topics e.g. the trappings of social media, anxiety, media conglomerates, celebrity culture, etc. it's very funny and different to go from all that to here, watching him discussing/advising people on their sex lives. :) not unpleasant, just really amusing.

    • @marsackerman3706
      @marsackerman3706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m in the same boat and I agree

  • @NotCreativeForThis
    @NotCreativeForThis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "A healthy relationship, if that's what you want with this dude, is about, you know, being freaks for each other." Truuu

  • @Mr.Chaos94
    @Mr.Chaos94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    bo feel like the missing peice of jake and amir. i never thought it would work with three but i would be stoked if he just became a permanent part of your team. I've seen everything you two have done as well as bo and your style of comedy is just so comparable

  • @Cassiekillgannon
    @Cassiekillgannon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I was really hoping for "Raul Smith" lmao

  • @gretam4509
    @gretam4509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Why is bo so fucking adorable?

  • @mayisuppose
    @mayisuppose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Bo: (hears Findom) "I thought it was some weird, like, dolphin fandom."
    Me: Let's be real, there's probably a Tumblr for it.

  • @lastofmykind8
    @lastofmykind8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jake and Amir AND Bo Burnham??? Yes please.

  • @AmbiambiSinistrous
    @AmbiambiSinistrous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Loving Jake as the voice of reason in all these sexual "what do??" questions XD

  • @pyromusik92
    @pyromusik92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Found it kinda hot when Bo said, “spanked for your little money.” Not gonna lie..

  • @morgan55w
    @morgan55w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When Bo says he’s a sub... 😍😍😍

  • @crytheusual2657
    @crytheusual2657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I need the full version omg, im crying this is funny asf

    • @poeven
      @poeven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's on iTunes

  • @bellotaguerrero
    @bellotaguerrero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Moolah, BABY!"

  • @beelea3
    @beelea3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My favorite people all in one room. Love it.

  • @0MOLOTOV
    @0MOLOTOV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm so mad that I've watched all three of these, I need this Jake Amir Bo trio to never end >:(

  • @Linz_Chick
    @Linz_Chick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Bo said hes a sub
    I died

    • @xx-sg8wx
      @xx-sg8wx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lindsey Fiesta I mean... his channel's got tons of them.

    • @juliaregina9498
      @juliaregina9498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey English isn't my first language, what does it mean?

    • @juliaregina9498
      @juliaregina9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@user-lg3yj2fz2j ok I watched the video again and now I know what it really means hahah

    • @juliaregina9498
      @juliaregina9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@user-lg3yj2fz2j I was so naive two years ago gosh

    • @cosmicsprint
      @cosmicsprint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@juliaregina9498 Haha welcome back! Glad I'm not the only one who rewatches these videos

  • @ShietEverywhere
    @ShietEverywhere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I lost my shit at "the stickiest treadmill ever" xD

  • @007phred
    @007phred 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Flappy the dolphin is my guarantore

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Empathetic Dom was my nickname in high school

    • @ellietownley9806
      @ellietownley9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is a Rhett joke if I’ve ever heard one

  • @EBOMBAYMagic
    @EBOMBAYMagic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Love that you guys are posting these videos onto TH-cam! I'd suggest shortening the titles though, I can't tell them apart when scrolling through them. "w/ Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham" can be shorted to "w/ Jake and Amir + Bo Burnham" or "feat. Bo Burnham". Just a suggestion :)

    • @RobCleverPig
      @RobCleverPig 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EbadKhan2 Look at the thumbnails

  • @Wiizl
    @Wiizl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:28 - the answer is MONEY! That guap shit that makes rappers' hos go 'da-na-na, na-na-na, na'

  • @margaretmarguerite
    @margaretmarguerite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "i'm a sub so this doesn't work"

  • @ianbrooks5481
    @ianbrooks5481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    9:26

    • @juliaregina9498
      @juliaregina9498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, English isn't my first language so what does being a sub mean?

  • @chrisdavy7279
    @chrisdavy7279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    These videos are really good, love the camera work and the editing.

  • @maxmaidment96
    @maxmaidment96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just found this channel and I'm not sure what the exact format is but I'm a fan of Jake and Amir and I think these 3 should get a permanent podcast (if they haven't already) If they do, can someone point me in the right direction?

  • @PerplexityStudiosOfficial
    @PerplexityStudiosOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3 of my all time favorite comedians in the same room, I never thought I'd see the day :')

  • @averageemm3135
    @averageemm3135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    my reaction to this whole thing was a multitude of "what the fuck's"

  • @cracksuperman
    @cracksuperman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Post the whole podcast you fucking herbs

  • @Jus275
    @Jus275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't even know Headgum had a TH-cam channel until now. Huge fan of Jake and Amir and huge fan of the podcast. This episode had me dying of laughter, definitely subscribing to this channel :)

  • @edwardgarrity7841
    @edwardgarrity7841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "the stickiest treadmill ever" amir is a genius...

  • @gretam4509
    @gretam4509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Bo Burnham is a sub... I don’t know if this is real, but if it is what do I do with this information 😂

    • @Eatmywalnutz
      @Eatmywalnutz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet he is… I mean look at him-

  • @ryanhealy9026
    @ryanhealy9026 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s more powerful than money, cash.

  • @farmerbrown692
    @farmerbrown692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow this is very interesting, and really good. I might come back to explore your channel a bit more.

  • @killamanjarification
    @killamanjarification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's always strings attached with situations like that. Nothing is free in life

    • @NeivGabay
      @NeivGabay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oliver j sex

  • @joosh.e
    @joosh.e 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An active channel with jake and amir? Those vids on collegehumor had to be my favorite, so i was so sad to find out that you were gone. This is an awesome show tho! (i also love bo burnham)

  • @mikehawk2148
    @mikehawk2148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "20's. Crisp!"

  • @ZacharyFinch
    @ZacharyFinch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Real Talk: I’d do it if I truly liked him, but I would save the money for him in case he ever asked for it back or got into some financial trouble. Just don’t tell him, so he can still get off, however that works.

  • @barigeersful
    @barigeersful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I'm down with Bari. Whatever Bari says I'm for."
    When Bo says your name.... But he isn't talking about u. Lol whatever.

  • @CJBissett
    @CJBissett 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome.

  • @martinmercy2835
    @martinmercy2835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    bo, oh my go

  • @bighud20
    @bighud20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amir, your hair looks great!

  • @MegaHotdiggity
    @MegaHotdiggity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You just need a safeword to know not to take advantage!

  • @fmjohnson019
    @fmjohnson019 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so interesting omg

  • @eatingtacos000
    @eatingtacos000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the stickiest treadmill ever lmao

  • @danieljohnson2046
    @danieljohnson2046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never knew Amir talked so much with his hands

  • @JOEking990
    @JOEking990 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit, I have the same watch as Bo. I was too focused on that since the 1:30 mark, what happened in the video?

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amir's hand gestures are so satisfying. Just look at that shit 3:50

  • @sarahbearbabygirl
    @sarahbearbabygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:41 if there’s a gay lottery why haven’t i heard of it and where do i sign up

  • @jonathanhagewood1503
    @jonathanhagewood1503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved this! I'm a huge Bo fan. Actually have a music tutorial page that is primarily Bo songs by request lol... You guys are great, really enjoyed the video.

  • @johnnyzuidema3795
    @johnnyzuidema3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    20s CRISP

  • @Queermeister
    @Queermeister 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chicks do it all the time, take that money fam.

  • @lordoftherats8215
    @lordoftherats8215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *bourgeoisie, bourgeois is the adjective.

  • @kol4683
    @kol4683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bo---
    BO is a sub...
    My dom ass is living for this video.
    Come to me, my beautiful sub boi

  • @liamprendergast6016
    @liamprendergast6016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Jake & Amir so much out of character.

  • @DaBigMz
    @DaBigMz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    worst. hands. ever.

    • @TheSarsrock
      @TheSarsrock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who's?

    • @ayusha149
      @ayusha149 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Sara Carvalho Neves amirs, and his dad has little thin spindly legs

    • @TheSarsrock
      @TheSarsrock 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Äŷüśh Å ah ok, thought it was talking about Bo

    • @Jus275
      @Jus275 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sara Carvalho Neves Its a joke from Jake and Amir

    • @ayusha149
      @ayusha149 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sara Carvalho Neves its an inside joke fron jake and amir videos

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's more powerful than CASH...JACKASH...!

  • @ahorsenamednopenis8097
    @ahorsenamednopenis8097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    god I wished someone gave me money....

  • @mancunianhardcore
    @mancunianhardcore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    COLD. HARD. CASH.
    JACKASHHHHH

  • @skidaddle5401
    @skidaddle5401 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    #Smash4Cash kids.

  • @mancunianhardcore
    @mancunianhardcore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    subservient does work though
    just sayin'

  • @daleheyer
    @daleheyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    why is bo's voice so low????

    • @dontworryboutmyname6972
      @dontworryboutmyname6972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dale heyer puberty

    • @pyromusik92
      @pyromusik92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s probably relaxed. Vocal chords are a muscle. That’s why our voices tend to be lower in the morning.

  • @theinternet1424
    @theinternet1424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who dafuq would want to focus most of their sexual energy on loving and exploring the incredible wealth of human bodies from whence this energy came, thus forming a divine loop of essential psychosomatic homeostasis that connects you to ancient primal rhythms of human body and soul, when it's so much better to stimulate yourself through love of concepts that arise out of alienated and unsustainable inhumane reality of the societal black holes we call financial markets?
    It's simple, people! *MONEY GOOD*

    • @TheExMachina
      @TheExMachina 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      throw in more technical words to make bullshit sound more bullshit

    • @theinternet1424
      @theinternet1424 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rashad Hajjar
      *make irony sound more ironic

    • @daynaheald666
      @daynaheald666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      any more big words you wanna add? its still bullshit

    • @theinternet1424
      @theinternet1424 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dayna Heald♡♥♡
      It _is_ bullshit and cynicism, but not any more than "findom".

    • @cakeforbreakfast
      @cakeforbreakfast 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha that's beautiful

  • @michaelm5601
    @michaelm5601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amir, you definitely are closer to Bi than you have the balls to admit, where your head space really resides……food for thought….

  • @martinmercy2835
    @martinmercy2835 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ace and Jocelyn Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY!
    mom close the door!

  • @544001
    @544001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    sad to see Amir rockin the fuckboi haircut

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gayest haircut ever

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How is it sad? It's a modern haircut, it's called a fade. You've gotta get with the times. He wears it well.

    • @Francisco-um4bo
      @Francisco-um4bo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let's see yours

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wtf this is too professional. Where's the poor quality of content I've become accustomed to from college humor?

  • @vickylikesthis
    @vickylikesthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    submissive =/= bottom tho

  • @timothypineault
    @timothypineault 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watched the bro-job video. These gay questions just seem like they're all trolls.

  • @johnc8209
    @johnc8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    such weird hands my god

  • @bcorzine1
    @bcorzine1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    they are so white

  • @federicobenavides7107
    @federicobenavides7107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bo is in some serious coke

  • @IDONTGAF._-
    @IDONTGAF._- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:25

    • @elijagustainyte892
      @elijagustainyte892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bro if you liked that listen to bos song on spotify. its called sad, listen to the part 1:40 LMFAO

    • @IDONTGAF._-
      @IDONTGAF._- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elijagustainyte892 BRUHH I REMEMBER THAT PART HAHAH

    • @elijagustainyte892
      @elijagustainyte892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IDONTGAF._- LMFAO

  • @livjohnson924
    @livjohnson924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:25

  • @kellxme6726
    @kellxme6726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:27