Blind Justice but I am a horrible judge
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Justice is extremely blind when I am in control
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Kevin: "She's making direct eye contact, she's brave."
*executes her immediately*
She died the bravest
Just like Genghis Khan when running into stationary societies
Can't have anyone who's actually willing to fight back
@@thec0nductor537 lol...! ... Yes! ...
He said brave, not clever.
Kevin: wears a leather jacket
Everyone: likes that
Any Lima it’s cool with a bad boy feel
Any Lima TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
I met him in that leather jacket. He was very sexy
@@netherhobbit i think tunnel snakes are guys from fallout lmao (havent played the game so i dont know if this is a joke)
CyberGeek yep fallout 3
Kevin would be a terrific judge because he is equally cruel to everyone
Nah, he’s crueler to some. Like his dog. Or the plant monster who murdered him.
Danny Stirling unless they said “Praise Jim”
Super Spicy and have provided blood sacrifice to his vampire incarceration.
unless YOUR a Tunnel Snake
Terrific can also mean terrifying.
Nice jacket
No u
7 likes wow
Nogla commented and only has 7 likes?
@minecraft sucks *COUGH COUGH* it's PUNCAKE *COUGH COUGH*
Well that jacket makes Kevin look cute but not as cute as deku
Citizen: *Exists*
Kevin: I’m in the mood to execute......
P.S. I hope you take my requests. Please, is it ok if you do more Super Seducer, review a Steven Seagul movie, and I want to see more skills from Shit Hands in NBA 2K15.
Tunnel Snakes Rule!
Best judge in the world
Execution's fun
I think you should try one.
(Look up the song)
@@steelbear2063 i dont think i will
“Who needs coffee when you’ve got gunshots” - CallMeKevin, 2020
Add Astra Am American, with a personal love for firearms. Can confirm Kevin’s quote as true.
You know the game is good when the menu screen got blood, Stalin and a crossed out family picture
It’s perfect for Kevin, the communist/murderer/family man
Hey Hi Hello Finn O
And a gun... A shortened Makarov Pistol?
@@thatoneconcreteworker9202 I think it isn't shortened
@@cigan900 okay maybe it isn't yeah you're right.
*Kevin picks up the gavel*
Also Kevin: so anyway, I started slamming.
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Sorry, the moment was there.
Amazing meme reference, but I can’t just say that, I’ll add something more...
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
Your profile name fits perfectly with this commet
Technically if you've never seen Kevin at an event we're always watching past Kevin
*Big brain!*
NO! HE'S AN IDIOT
If you want to get even more technical, by the time your brain processes the signals coming from your eyes, everything you see is in the past, including event-Kevin
It's only the Past-Me who has seen Past-Kevin, I don't even know these people.
@@MrDUneven But I'm the future of me before the past you sent the message and I was somewhere else. And past me made decided to watch this video and then scroll down the video and see the previous comment and then I decided to go on this tangent and here we are when past me decided to say all of this and I'm still past me
"Why did you have to be a good person, why couldn't you be a dick?!"
Kevin has finally learned morals, and us struggling with this new information.
“Who needs coffe when you got gunshots?”
-Kevin 2020
the only blind thing here is me after directly watching Kevin's skin for too long
I absolutely lost my shit laughing in the beginning when that old lady told him about the Tex break 😂 Kevin looked so offended by her stupidity
2:28
You're making a Cillian with this Judge position, Kevin.
kevin in a leather jacket has me thanking our dear leader for blessing us with the thicc tan irish catholic snacc
It makes him look cool with a bad boy feel about him
Use enough c's there??
🇿🇦
@@karentookthekids1032 it's never enough c's
I love how this game basically gives no benefit to making money but Kevin is determined to do it anyway
Kevin already killed someone within 44 seconds in the video.
10/10 TH-camr.
YES I FINALLY JOINED THE TUNNEL SNAKES
That jacket really emphasizes how cool you are with a bad boy vibe about you
Imagining going to court and the judge is like "i don't care what you have to say. You're going to prison." Xd
Did anyone else repeatedly rewind his reaction when he got caught taking a bribe and then got assassinated? He actually shit himself a bit 😂
Time stamp?
Last time I was this early it was more like bore ragnarok
It's always Bore Ragnarok
It’s never not bore ragnarok
@@jackbudi its always bore ragnarok
Ah, it's just Kevin doing his day-job.
Citizen : walks down the isle staring at him
Kevin : so you have chosen death
8:26 Wait, a "forthcoming nobleman" in Soviet Russia? After the Tzar and the nobility had been murdered during the revolution? Whu...?
Kevin saying 'caught' is really oddly satisfying. You can hear where the irish accent influence the now eastern US accents
Kevin:let's not judge book by it's cover
Also kevin : *IF THERE IS NO BOOK, THERE IS NO COVER TO JUDGE.*
why do i spend my evenings waiting for you to upload
That was the most genuine laugh from Kevin I've ever heard.
"You could just kill him; but i want him to suffer, bigot" is probs my single favourite line Kevin has ever said. Its just fantastic, and feels so right
You’re rocking up to the court and see Kevin as your judge. Life quickly flashes before your eyes
its like the sequel to papers please, i love it
“Killian” Murphy
And that's the kilian experience!
But who's Ian Muprhy?
dead insiide lol he’s was pronouncing Cillian Murphy’s name wrong on purpose, he’s a famous actor and played the scarecrow in one of the newer Batman’s
AndreaZvoníčková Damn ure right tf, I just watched an interview where he pronounced it. I’ve watch so much of him and have been pronouncing his name wrong this whole time
@@VicTor-wg3im ooooooooooo
2:24 Killian, I'm *Killin' ya*
Been waiting all day, but is jim able to come out and play
That depends, on who he wants to flay.
I love when Kevin bumbles his way into bein incompetently competent xD
Like lettin the inno old lady off after takin a bribe... worth nothing. Or like executin Killian Murphy after readin no crime occurred while not noticin Killian murdered a kid and it was the kid they were talkin about havin done no crime xD
When you steal a bag of potatos and are caught but you have a good lawyer and you think you're fine...
until behind the judge table you hear, "Hey there friends...."
Wait wait wait imma get my leather jacket and leather boots i wanna feel part of the snakes gang
Kevin you are the best youtuber ever and your comedy makes me laugh all the time can't wait till you earn your youtube button
I think Kevin just made an unintentionally perfect illustration of just how arbitrary real dictators can become. They ought to show this in schools alongside the Stanford prison experiment and the Milgram obedience test! :P
Blind Justice but it's our real life Justice System.
Honestly, kevin taking till 11:39 to figure out that those bars were important is the most Kevin thing possible
The idea of a judge immediately executing a prisoner because the music in this own head was scary is wild
2:12 It says that the person killed the boy. You actually executed the killer. oops
"who needs coffee when you got gunshots?"
Ahh yes reminds me of my country lmao
As Abraham Lincoln once said, “Tunnel Snakes rule!”
Tunnel Snakes RULE!!!
9:24 Kevin's inner dictatorship
Nice jacket, and I am proud to be the "Tunnels snakes".
2:14 he actually made the right call by accident
3:22 "She could say that I accepted her bribe, (but) she's dead (so) no one will know" The perfect -crime- trial
I'd happily watch a whole video of the gavel falling and the comrade blowing someone's head off as they plead their innocence.
Justice is blind AND insane!
I expected this to be a 15 minute video of him executing people.
3:48 Kevin might be a horrible judge, but he has morals
I’m always distracted by Kevin to some degree, but the jacket he’s wearing in this video makes it even more so. I’m not complaining though lol
Alternative title idea: blind justice but it's my guards who are blind
Blind Justice but Kevin is fully aware of his actions
I want Kevin to be a judge in real life. He is the type of judge that would take the bribe and still execute you or throw you to work under the dear leader as a test subject. Ah, the crime rate would increase just so we could have a chance to meet the dear leader
11:43 throwing shade at the suit case clock kid. Love it
Everyone: Exists
Kevin: here I go killing again!
Once You realize, that situations very similar to this absurd game actually were taking place commonly wherever a marxist/communist/socialist regime came to power - from Spain, Germany, Poland, through Eastern Europe, Russia, Africa, China to Cambodia - once You realise...
That jacket provides a Damage Resistances of 4 and a bonus of 5 to Melee Weapons
Tunnel snakes.
Good reference!
I've always wanted to be a Tunnelsnake! Thanks Dad!
Kevin: let’s not kill anyone!
Everyone else: *That’s even more frightening*
Call Me "100% Irish" Kevin likes Cillian Murphy, who would've thought?
Nah, but really I like him too. Didn't saw that Batman movie Kevin talked about, but "28 days later" is one of my all time favorites.
I love how in every single game it’s just *murders in bored*
Blind justice? More like NO justice 😂
I'm so glad I found this channel :]
Kevin: I don't know what this word means does it mean wealthy?
I mean. It doesn't NOT mean wealthy,,,
civilian: breathes
also civilian: looks at you
kevin: so you have chosen death
Kevin will be the first guy to go to real jail for the things he does in video games.
2:25 when Kevin says your name😱
Here's a joke: say what you will about deaf people.
that's the joke
Say what you will about deaf people, they can read lips, so you're still not safe
thegreatestsun that’s why you don’t look at deaf people when you’re saying something about them. Can’t read what you can’t see.
@@crawl69 just turn off the lights
Bourgeois: exist
Kevin: I don't even know what that word is
Godfather Kevin 8:57 😂
Ah yes, not a minute passes and Kevin has already killed someone
Kevin's victims: we were good nor bad but now we are dead
cool vid! :)
bombs are not threats Kevin, the guards are so right to just stand there.
to make us the "Tunnel Snakes" Legally, it would have to be put down on paper and notarized. otherwise its your word against all of ours.....you would lose, as usual kevo.
=)
Kevin: You are the Tunnel Snakes now!
Tunnel Sankes: REGULATORS, mount up.
Me: Kevin is my Warren G
I love the rivalry between Kevin and Past Kevin!
*sees bourgeoisie* THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
Every time i click on a video for kevin now it cuts out the first part and says "my name is kevin".
"Wait a minute am i not his friend? Kevin???? KEVIN!?"
Rewinds video and he says hey there friends
"wew crisis averted"
Nice jacket Kevin it makes you look cool with a bad boy feel
Kevin's exucution is rated E for everyone
Judge Kevin>Judge Judy
People say judge’s are nice
Kevin : am I a joke to you ?
Judge Kevin will not give me a heart
Kevin, we love you irish guys, from a former italien
OH MY GOD THAT BLACK LEATHER JACKET IS SENDING MEEEEEEEE
I love that jacket your wearing!
"See this man? His life is in your-
𝑩𝒂𝒏𝒈
"Don't judge a book by its cover." BLAM!
It's so cool to see your name on one of the papers
Kevin: why can't I get a gun?
Also Kevin: kills all the citizens
Tunnel snakes rule... we're the tunnel snakes... that's us... and we RULE!
Kevin taking this thing to the next level and giving us a name. 🐍
Kevin " ohhh noo didnt know I could get caught accepting bribes"
Second later " c'mon hurry up give me bribes "