Amazing Times People Got Called Out for Fake Flexes
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Suge Knight is pronounced "Shoog". I'm sure its a shortening of "Sugar" but considering he is an astronomical bell end and waste of skin, I like the way you chopped up his name. Look up the story of the time he held Vanilla Ice off a 10th floor balcony in an attempt to get him to sign over the royalties to his music. He was also implicated in the murder of Biggie Smalls and in the car with Tupac when he was murdered. Somehow he's gotten away with never answering questions beyond the superficial in that or any other case. He is currently in prison, though for no where near long enough regardless of the sentence.
Total dick.
I'd rather play Raid: Shadow Legends and listening to is using Raycon earbuds while connected using NordVPN.
Subtitles for Deaf/HoH please
Not until you trim that beard, Wolfman!
GET STARTED ON THE MIXTAPE FACTBOY!
"A rich knob is still a knob" proceeds to show a picture of a bejeweled buttplug. I'm dead 💀
I saw that, Sam seems to have a fixation.
I literally came here to call Sam out on the diamond buttplug.
And by call out I mean celebrate obviously
Had to rewatch
Your right 😂
Yep... 6:52. Came to comment on the same thing.
Why have I seen that one before?
Why does Danny have a vendetta against Simon? He has food, shelter, a job, a friend to keep him company in the basement. He's living the good life
Eat basement mushroom stew while ETA screams about 5G for any amount of time and see if you still feel that way.
Could be worse could not be getting bread and water
Which friend?
@frankeb1980 would explain Danny's bonkers job history.
Stalin asked the same question
I can’t wait for the story of Simon’s daughter where she does a fake flex at school by bragging about how her family has a personal medieval dungeon with actual prisoners you can whip.
Fake?
Lol, they don't live in a medieval home 😉
Danny's life is going to get harder when all her friends want to come over after school and whip her family's prisoner.
@@Adiscretefirm Do you think her teachers will know if Danny writes her papers? Much better use than just whipping.
Holy shit I thought this channel already had a million subs
Simon's double take about the smoking 9 year old is the best thing I've seen on this channel.
Simon: The UK doesn’t flex it’s wealth like the US does.
UK: *sweats nervously while trying to hide its palaces, manors and castles, all while stuffing looted priceless artifacts in it’s trousers*
HIDE THE PALACE SERVANTS!!
Those are subtle compared to literal dollar bill thrones and gold plated jets thoguh.
We also keep the goodb stuff far away from the commoners. Many of the palaces are deep in the country. Invite only.
@@CraftQueenJr Yeaaa... that’s fair lol
@@CraftQueenJr i am sorry mate but that does not come close to the stollen wealth of how many commonwealth countries?
Petitioning for Simon to drop a mix-tape when this channel hits a million subs
Only if I can hear the screaming in the background
Comprised solely of yoko ono covers
Simon check the comments, these tracks are writing themselves!
@@Cyph3r912 only in beginning and end middle is all refreshed memes
Agreed with this and the screaming, I want a beat drop with "isn't that right richard" bwaaa boom boom boom
“Host: Simon & Welcome Back”
It’s fine touches like that that make me love Sam so much
I never want to hear someone borrowing some thing from me say "I'll treat it like it was my own".... I want them to treat it like it's mine. And if I don't think they will, I'm not going to loan it to them.
I don't let anyone borrow anything important. It will always not be taken care of the way u want it taken care of. especially high end electronics. every time someone borrow a laptop they always suffocated it. thanks u fat pos u shaved 180 hours off my high end laptops APU just so u can play games. this is after telling them a thousand times. put a book under it. then I had enough. I just took it and never lent it again. besides, it will always get dropped just because u lent it. itd be different if i could afford the things i own, but i cant, so go struggle for ur own if ur gunna not treat my stuff like gold. because I do. when i borrow someones nice things, i gaurd it like its irreplaceable. it just may be. and dont get rid of ur stuff for a girl. ur really high end stuff that she is uncomfortable about because they will leave u because they were too stupid to realize u werent for them or whatever. im so mad rn but not really. im gunna forget about this mess and continue the vid.
"I'll treat it like my own" as in, you'll never see it again 😂
Honestly, did Danny every write a book or something? I would buy that shit in an instant. His writing is gold.
He's currently writing his life story on toilet tissue he's going to hide in the wall in the hopes that the next person to occupy the basement will find it.
During the ad read, "I'm shite at business."
Perfect for Business Blaze 👌
Simon can flex all his channels on others and ain’t nothing fake about that
But he can't flex a single channel with a high sub count
: ^)
Fake! I saw the pixels!
@@stigmaoftherose 250k on this one, ain't nothing to sneeze at
@@stigmaoftherose to day i found out has about 2.6 million
That one kid who says the own something and noone believes them even wen it's true lmfao "I'm for real guys we really do have a prisoner in the dungeon he's chained to the radiator and talks to a heater, why don't yall believe me"
Having discovered the blaze on Friday, I have watched nothing but Business blaze for 4 days now...
I'M HERE FOR THE BOY WITH THE BLAZE!!!!
The ultimate flex: buying a Business Blaze sticker.
OG BB
I bought one! 😅
@@1TrueGem 💪
I make fake ones for the flex
@@pphillips21 that's low grade flexing. RoseMarieM is flexing hard. OGBB style 😎💪
Taking a Sherman tank through Rotherham town centre, firing shells and causing millions of pounds of improvement.
Facts!
😂😂
That's true. I drove through Rotherham for a conference once, and I swear I aged a year by the time I got to the other side. Took the B-road around which at 30 minutes to my journey on the way back.
To greatly oversimplify on the 16-bit vs. 64-bit thing: each extra bit doubles the amount of memory your computer can work with, hence each doubling of total number of bits is generally a massive leap forward. 64-bit computers can theoretically handle such insanely large amounts of memory that nobody has yet figured out something to do with any computer that would require more bits.
Simon needs a segment where he reads obscene tweets and rap songs in this calm voice.
Didn't Don Fagan do that once, when he discovered some of his and Walter's music in some rap songs?
"Protect Ya Neck" has to happen. That, and "Hits From the Bong".
Simon talking about knowing a few rich people who are really nice to him.
Me: _That's because you're also RICH, Whistler!!_ 😂😂
Or his parents could be rich. So he maybe talking about their friends.
@@christinebenson518 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you don't have to actually pay your "employees" you get a lot more money in your pocket.
To be fair, some rich people are just nice all around :P I did medical massage therapy for a few years and at one point I worked out of a spa in a very classy part of my city, and generally wealthy white-collar clients were just really gracious to us and most of my own clients even knew I lived in my car (ahhh, class divides lol, none of us could afford to live near the job) and weren't judgmental at all. I'm pretty sure most people in all economic classes are decent, it's just the dicks who get the most notice all around regardless of context
@@ItsAsparageese I agree. Was a field technician for Time Warner now Spectrum in the us.
Went to an amazing mansion with this nice Hispanic couple. (I am of Spanish/ Native American descent as well).
Either way, they brought me drinks checked up on me and was honestly amazed when I found out they were the owners and thanked me profusely for my work. I assumed they were with the staff as they consistently checked up on me. Very nice people
Simon: My poor legs are so tired Danny and you make me stand here forever.
Danny: I haven't see the sun in years Simon and still you won't let me out of the basement.
It's the only way he can exact some form of vengeance.
He's had a couple of escapes recently; Danny is fine in the dungeon for several months more, now.
He's tired from doing this? Can you imagine if he had to actually work for a living?
i remember when that little tay video came out.
All i can remember is how my friends and I all thanked the goddesses that we never had kids that acted that awful.
what a truly unpleasant human she portrayed herself to be.
It's more tragic that we later found out how awful she was being neglected.
I literally commented this and someone tried to tell me I was wrong… she is being abused I did see the hundreds of videos claiming this right?? Xx
@@sarasheppard5503 yes by her brother and mother tho her brother is now trying to say her father is abusing her even tho hes letting her have a childhood without acting like an idiot for internet money.
My biggest social media flex was a picture of one of those glass bottled Starbucks Frappuccino's that you can get in the refrigerator section of any convenience store and a little box of 12 Oreos.
I been dealing with depression so bad lately, but listening to your videos have at least kept me sane...
I hear ya bro
Blazin while blazin helps me.
Keep your head up, Ken. I know it's not helpful, but our Boi has got your back. ♡
Feel you right there man. Im glad this channel got started.
Been there and it sucks, but it will always get better!
Simon taking 20 whole seconds and a full sentence to realize he just said a 9 year old was smoking hookah is so relatable i fell down laughing.
6:52 hey sam that's one hell of a knob you got there😂
More Golden Age Business Blaze!! Sam is killing it, and Danny is trying to kill Simon with long scripts. Perfect.
"In the US it's ok to flex your wealth, but in the UK we're more subtle at it"
*smash cut to the royal family*
That is the thing though. Brits are still a bit stuck in the feudal mindset. If you are a royal or a duke or pop star or something then it's perfectly okay to show off how rich you are. It's just normal people without a title or top hit in the charts or whatever that are not supposed to flaunt their wealth too much. And for royals it's not only tolerated but to some extent actually their job description.
Simon: how do you get into 22 million dollars in debt?
Me: 50 cents at a time
Ba da dum tisss
Ba da dum dum tissssssss
Some get religion to get wealthy i've heard. But 50c would certainly have been wise to change denominations 🤦♂️🤪
good one
@@tttm99 Yep 10% at a time...
Hey Simon, so your question at 2:20 about the 16bit, 64bit there is a lot to it but the short of it is that computers store numbers in bits of 8 we call a byte, essentially the numbering system we use is based off those bits, 8 allows us to represent numbers up to 255 (we count from 0 in computing) , 16 bit computers can count up to 65,535, 32 bit can count up to 4,294,967,295 and 64 bit can count to 18,446,744,073,709,551,615
Essentially once we hit 64 bit, we incredibly rarely need numbers any higher and due to the values we get using the binary system being exponentially larger every multiple of 2, we just settled on 64 bit being big enough to essentially never cause problems.
So you might recall that 32 bit windows computers can't use more than 4GB ram, now what was the max value 32bit could store? 4,294,967,295 notice how that is 4GB? meanwhile the max value of 64 bit is 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 which is a lot more RAM! This is just one example of how it was a problem that's solved by the fact the numbers so huge we don't care.
I've tried to keep it simple and hopefully it makes some sense!
I was hoping a comment like this was in here. It's not simply going from 8 bit to 64 bit. It's an exponential increase.
A tank? What a cheapskate, I'm getting 10 Simon Whistler stickers because I'm not a peasant or poor.
Simon talking about one of his clones that turned out evil in the opening I reckon... 🤔🤔🤔🤣
I noticed in a recent Top tenz video that business blaze Simon made an appearance and I've come to the conclusion that he is the evil simon
@@alexjackson5991 that one's a robot, that's why he doesn't slap the script or ramble on and on. It's programmed to do the things the real Simon can't be bothered with, so he can rest his voice to scream angrily at all of us here on the BB.
Your serious channels allow Business Blaze to be fu©king hilarious! love it!
Waiting for Simon to find out who lil tay was.... getting more and more hyped like waiting for the bass to drop... creeping inch by inch up off the couch with ever little hint he gets 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
sam's reaction gif and memes folder must be terabytes at this point
We have been hearing of Rotting Turtle for ages, now you tell us it’s unisex and I can’t help but feel you have missed an opportunity. Will Pungent Beaver ever make it as a perfume?
I was just watching old BB videos, and boy, what a journey! AM I RIGHT, PETER?!?!?!?
_ALLEGED_ journey
@@p.haugen7565 *alLEGEND Journey
*Danny chill meme*
Simon: [parapharased] “British people don’t show off their wealth as much because they think it makes them look like knobs”
Britain: *makes a show called Dragon’s Den, with rich Brits next to literal piles of cash*
It's more that British have "old money" ie wealth and wealthy people don't flash. Americans have more "new money" ie rich and they tend to flash more.
@@andiward7068 lol Americans might have McMansions, but y'all have CASTLES, and robbed jewels from other nations then built castles to protect and show them off. So my point went *whoosh* right over your head
8:20 - Chapter 1 - Loser's cruisers
13:35 - Chapter 2 - Money talks
17:30 - Mid roll ads
20:50 - Chapter 3 - Little tay
25:40 - Chapter 4 - Bioware
- Chapter 5 -
"Boxing pays really well and I have no idea why."
Probably because you're getting into a fight with someone determined to give you brain damage before you're able to give them brain damage instead for the entertainment of the masses.
And it doesn't pay well for 99% of the people who take up the sport, you just end up broke with life long debilitating injuries.
Sam with the "Host: Simon & Welcome Back" made me heartily chuckle.
Sam is low key MVP
@@silviafarfallina he is the glue in the Simon Danny sandwich.
Each letter is a code for the location of the basement.
IT'S NOT WORKING SAM!
The time it took Simon to get the 9 year old was smoking, & his utter shock of it -- 😂😂😂
I’m so excited about Rotting Turtle!!
He's leaving money on the table. The market is full of perfumes and colognes, he needs to go with Blaze Boi Ball Spray.
@@Uncle_Torgo Ball Blaze, mint and menthol scented.
I just belly laughed at his title being Simon and welcome back, this is why I love this channel!
OMG I remember the story about Lil Tay. Her mom and older brother were scripting everything, and when her dad found out, he got full custody of her. Her mom and brother are trying to claim her dad is abusing her etc, and it's like...um. No. They were exploiting her. Her brother and mom apparently set up like a GoFundMe where the money is going to her well being but there's no proof of it.
It’s either way you look at it… she’s being exploited… claims come from somewhere…
@@sarasheppard5503 her dad pulled her off social media, and from my understanding is trying to help her regain/keep her privacy as a kid, so she doesn't have to deal with the bullshit exploitation she was being put through.
That timing on that " ok boomer" is perfect. Had to pause the video to laugh
This channel is better than anything I watch anywhere else. Cheers to the 3 boys and all you legends
I'm with Simon (and I imagine the majority of people) on this one. I'm genuinely puzzled why people would do this.
15:27 Wait... did Simon just *retracted* an "Allegedly" ???!!!! 🤯🤯🔥🔥
13:05 “...maybe slightly more in Europe because there’s less of them here.”
“Fewer.” -- S. Baratheon
When I was about 7 my cousin told my younger sister I roped and road a Tornado, she believed that shit until she was in her mid teens 🤣
Had to laugh the other day, TopTenz sponsored by Business Blaze 😂😂😂👍🏻
Two polar opposite channels lol
Hilarious! I just got a Raid Shadow Legends ad over Simon's video!!!! They odiously don't watch his videos! 🤣🤣🤣
"All of this talk of business on business blaze makes me want to start my own". When was that part? I missed all the business.
Rofl
My flex is that I have a "Don't buy the stickers" sticker. Damn that was expensive.
You must be a Rothschild.
Look at mister money bags over here... meanwhile us mere mortals are fighting the squirrels for scraps.
UK: has a monarchy
Simon: the UK is more subtle about flexing its wealth
We don't flex our wealth, we flex about the wealth we 'borrowed' from everyone else... allegedly
@@seanblackhurst7844 Such a bummer the pyramids of Egypt were a tad too massive to ship to London.
Sug is pronounced like the beginning of sugar and dude is terrifying. Literally murdered people and is in prison.
Don’t forget his foray into children’s books....
@Heinous Anus It's spelled "Suge", but you say it like "Shoog"
Saw a picture a friend of mine made making fun of 50 Cent spelling "BROKE" with rolls of pennies as we were broke college students and that was all we could afford.
Fifty Cent is going to be at one of our local grocery stores this week to sign bottles of his new cognac 🤣🤣🤣 I bet he wishes it wasn't true.
Its a long way down from the top. Thats where I'm fortunate I have WAY more up to go then down!!!
I actually had this kind of friend. He was my best friend for like 5 years.
When the NDS came out, he told me he had already gotten it, but got it almost a year later.
The most memorable of these lies was about small pet turtles. I was so disappointed to find out he didn't own any, after weeks of flexing and boasting. To be fair, most of the things he flexed about he came around to owning some time later.
But all theis fake-flexing and many other lies made it really hard to trust him. We eventually went separate ways.
And this guy also pushed me against the edge of a brick wall and almost made me crack my skull. He claims he mistook me for someone else he had beef with at the time..., which I still don't believe.. Oh well
He's done clothing, beard oil & fragrance. Next we need a make up palette!🤣
I would buy that in a second. Especially if he called it "basement" and made it with colors inspired by the basement, and called them things like "Danny's tears"
@@LizRealGirlBeauty yes! My thoughts exactly! Obv need a pure white 1 called cocaine 🤣
I used to watch Cribs. Mostly to see the kind of crazy shit you got on there. My favorite episode, is the one with Redman though. Dudes in a regular house, living a normal life, with his family. Gotta respect that!
I am genuinely amazed how simon runs so many channels and has a family. 😂 i work a full time 9 to 5 and i will be exhausted at the end of the day
So happy to see Chloe immortalised as a meme with her "ok boomer"
I do appreciate that you put the Squarespace logo across the screen the whole ad read. It makes it really easy to know exactly how much I need to skip.
I am just reminded of when my 6 year old cousin accidentally flexed on me very hard. She said her birthday was Hawaii themed and her and her friends all flew to Hawaii and had her party on the beach (that part of my family is very rich). She then asked me what the theme of my last birthday was. I didn’t know how to explain I am 26 and poor so I worked 4 hours instead of 8 that day then bought myself a slice of cake at Safeway.
If you want to know what someone is like, rich or poor, work for them. I did private catering for years. I believe how they treat the staff is a 100% indicator of there true personally.
Lunch time BLAZE TIME!
Same! Perfect time to watch for my lunch break
@@UnityDutyDestiny 🥪&🔥
To be fair you could probably do with a tank if you live in Rotherham
Love the brief intros!!
Danny is by far the best writer. Keep him chained up in your basement Simon 💪
0:10 Sam killed me.
I have never seen simon so mad... he didn't even say allegedly. :o
I'll happily lose a fight for $85 million. Allegedly.
Sam.... I damn near spat my drink out at your third knob image...
Chill Lil Whistle! Blaze up and start those OG BBeats.
You missed the ones where the alleged rich dude would stand in the lobby of a posh hotel and pretend it was his crib. It was like a fancy hotel. They got caught when other people went to those hotels and were like, hey, that's the same picture!
Dude, pointing this out will cost Danny his weekly slice of American Cheese Product!
Host: Simon and welcome back
I love it, Sam.
Chevrolet used to make wonderful cars especially during that time frame. Along with the 305-454 cubic inch motors from general motors always kicking ass.
12:37 I just love that they did this! Absolute legends!
I learn so much about business on this channel.
you mean learnt how not to do business!
How not to do it? How to use slave labor? 😇
fun fact: DeLorean's in good condition go for around 50k-60k and dented ones go for 25k-30k
Saw one go last month for £12k.
You don't want a dented one. The stainless steel body repair can be easily $20k. Maybe up to $50k so you are better off finding one with a good condition body. Then rip the engine, brakes, suspension, and transmission out and replace it with better stuff. Look really cool and have an awesome ride for the same cost effectively as restoring a shit one
The school psychologist in my high school drove one as his everyday car.
I been waiting for this one king blaze. Finally
Dannys effing slam dunk at the end had me laughing my pants off :D
I love this channel
Simon's beard: the greatest and truest flex of all.
I'm so used to jumping in and our memeologist picking a clip of Simon screaming a line...that this mellow start made me think I clicked on one of the B.B.'s other channels....
If he had spelled "Broke" out of Ramen noodles packs he'd never had gotten called back in.
My bf absolutely loves turtles and i can't wait to buy him some rotting turtle cologne. He'll either love it or I'll be single again. But either way it will be awesome. Lol.
I don't know if it's all the cocaine (allegedly) or what but Sam has stepped up his meme game to an entirely new level
1:56 FUCKING LEGEND!!! That birda’s name is Eric, he is a legend like all of us here blazin
It's a really interesting point to compare how wealth is treated in different locations - in Australia, we have a considerable issue with "Tall Poppy Syndrome" - where people who are successful are cut down.
It's so engrained in us that we tend to avoid anything that can publicly display our success, and intentionally avoid talking about it.
"Host: Simon and Welcome Back"
Pure comedy gold. This is the peak of human hilarity. I love you
Finally I have a day off and can watch a video when it’s uploaded!
I should have birthdays more often! 😂
Happy birthday, legend!
Happy legendary birthday to you Mr or Miss Entertainment.
@@stephjovi aww, thanks! 🥰
@@IlIlIlllIIlIllI thanks! And it’s Miss Entertainment. Mandiness is just a nickname for my nickname (Mandy). 😛
0:14 That name is genius! Lmao
Also the names at the end
Simon "wasn't there a rapper that got caught taking a picture of money while...I can't remember his name"
Also Simon" I know who 50 cent is"
Babe, wake up. New Business Blaze, allegedly.
Simon, Lil Kim is a hip hop legend who blazed the trail virtually every female rapper since followed in. She was also married to The Notorious B.I.G.
You aren't old enough to not know that
It took him 20 seconds to register that he just said that a 9 year old were smoking hookah. lol
Business blaze: 1% business - the original idea sparking the creation of this video, 99% blaze - Danny's meandering intros, Simon's ADHD, coke fueled bs 'allegedly', and the epic memes courtesy of Sam. It's quite the formula to success! If the video is less than 30 minutes, I feel cheated in a weird way. It's the opposite of the Domino's delivery promise.
64 bit isnt 4 times more than 16 bit. i think everyone knows that "computers talk in 1s and 0s" and thats a reference to the binary system with which computers on the hardware level do their computing. they use bits to hold those numbers and 1 bit is the smalles memory unit a computer can store. it allows a single 1 or 0 to be stored in that bit by turning it off or on.
the binary system uses strings of these bits to represent numbers where the last bit is worth 1, the 2nd to last is worth 2, the one before that is worth 4, the one before that is worth 8 and it keeps doubling for every bit. using this notation, you can represent any numer you want by setting these bits to 1 or 0. e.g. 1001 in binary is equal to the number "9" in decimal, because the 8 (the left most) and the 1 (the right most) bit are "set", meaning active. they are worth 8 and 1 and added together the equal the decimal value 9. 1111 would be equal to the number 15: 8+4+2+1.
to calculate the highest number you can possibly represent as a bit of 1 and 0 in binary you take the number 2 (the base of binary) and raise it to the power of bits you use and then subtract 1. so for the 16 bit architecture the maximum number it could have computed would be 2^16,-1 or 65535. these numbers double for every bit you add. 2^64-1 is not only 4 times more, it is nearly 2^48 (64-16) times more at 18,446,744,073,709,551,615. this is the highest number a 64 bit computer could ever work with on a hardware level because thats the size of the registers on the computers processors. the reason you have to subract 1 is because computers start counting from 0, not from 1. a string of 0s is the first value it can represent, a full string of 1s is the last. and both count. so the number of values it can represent is 2^n, however the highest number it can represent is 2^n-1
of course computers dont really use these strings of bits to represent numbers. they shoot those string to other components and they only really look at which bits are set to "1" and what that means to them. they dont care about the decimal value they represent in the end.
Im a simple woman. I see blaze boi, I click.
Same! I didn't even care what the topic is before Simon mentioned Danny not knowing the term
Time to blaze while we watch the blaze boi.
Remember when Business Blaze used to be about business? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
No, I don't recall it ever being business based, did I block out those eps?
@@andiward7068 Now that you mention it.....
Danny: when I saw fake flexible working hours and it sounded a bit business-y, I knew I was on the wrong track.
Brilliant!