But for real, a tangent only episode would be wild. Probably wouldn't do well, but can you imagine just clip after clip of Simon turning to the face the camera and ramble off some personal story with zero context?
Florida man here, thank you Simon for giving me something to watch on my last day with my 19 year old cat. I know it's just a video but at least I have something to help
I think I watched Simon with my Cinnamon Girl Lisa in my lap on her last day. It's rough. I don't envy you, but at least the kitty knows they're loved.
If someone ever says "back in my day, they didn't DO crazy stuff like that" -- this Florida Man story from 1958 is a great way to remind them that yes, yes they did 😅
@@Christian-is-thriving Yep! My parents had some stories from North Florida in the 1930's and 40's that would fit right in with any other Florida man story from the last few years hehe!
As a matter of interest, there are christmas tree farms that use coppicing trees - so after they cut the tree down, a new trunk grows from the stump. The bit that has been cut down is dying the same as cut flowers are dying, but the tree lives on the same as a rosebush lives on after you cut roses from it. It's also a lot more economical for the farmer because the new trunk grows to harvestable size a lot quicker than a fresh-planted seedling would do, and it's less work than digging out the stump and planting a new seedling. Alternatively, you can get a slow-growing conifer in a big pot, and use that as your christmas tree. You just have to have space outside your living room to look after it for the rest of the year.
Did a lot of commenters not catch the “jk” at about :29 or note Simon is still looking stage right to the camera he thinks is working? Tangents intact! 😅😅😅😅😊😊😊
Very possibly not. It was only up for a frame or a couple and if you're looking at a small screen you might miss it pretty easy. Although I was already seriously considering whether or not a tanglentless BB is worth watching at all and not really paying that much attention, so I almost missed it too.
Florida Woman here. I am a Tampa native and local history buffs still talk about the Winter Festival debacle. There are pictures of some of the attractions that still circulate. This was a massive thing for Tampa as Maas Brothers was a legendary local institution. Unfortunately the old Maas Bros building was torn down in the early 00s.
Ex-pat Florida man here, though actually born in Pinellas. The wife's from Tampa though. We were both born in the mid 70s, so we're a bit young to remember, but this story was vaguely familiar enough that we had to have heard at least the bones of it as kids. It tickles the hell out of me that it was infamous enough to still be talked about 20-30 yrs later. Gives you a bit of a sense of identity for the area.
@Christian-is-thriving true story. Some of the high weirdness I've been party too would make amusing stories. At least after the statutes of limitations expire 😁 Hell, we met on a Rocky horror cast, so that automatically cranks the bar up a bit.
Simon saying he tolerates Christmas but doesn't love it had me wondering what his favorite holiday/special day is. I bet it's May 4 bc Star Wars is his absolute favorite movie series :)
I knew it! Dartmouth alum here. Winter Carnival was awesome! And it’s a HUGE deal in Hanover. One year we did Horton Hears a Who, but the best was Camelot with knights, dragons, etc. The ice carvings looked professional, but were done by students. And this fiasco shows that not everyone who goes to an Ivy League school has a shred of common sense.
@@ThatWriterKevin Hey Kevin, do you think you could pump out an intro that is so convoluted and long, that Simon gets lost in it for like twenty minutes; then at the end of the intro finish it with "And that's the end of todays episode!" So that there is an episode of only intro, rants, and tangents for April 1st?
Thank you, Business Blaze Captives (lol), Kevin, and Simon for the Christmas Edition of Florida Man Friday (FMF). I hope everyone has a wonderful New Years. The Florida Man Friday's are one of my Favorite. From this channel
when Simon said "The Florida man way to do it" instantly I could near Robert De Niro in Casino saying "There are 3 ways to do things around here. The right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it."
As soon as you mentioned the guy was digging into the pavement my first thought was all the pipes and everything under there. In any city, you go below there surface and there is just so much to take into account. Gas, fibre optics, water, electricity. One of my friends used to work for an agency in the city where they had access to hyper detailed maps and his job was basically to tell work crews and other people who called up whether it was safe to dig there and what was in the location.
The rapid fire was odd but everyone commenting the tangents are removed didnt watch 😂, simons just talking to the right its still there Worked for engagement i gurss.
Kevin. You are evil. How are you going to rapid fire those headlines and leave us hanging? The only saving grace is that you called it on Simon's mispronunciation of Illinois. 🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, blah, blah, blah... Explain those headlines, Kevin!
I thought the poem would be the saving grace but alas it didn't make the final cut I guess. I'll have to upload the script as soon as I can for you all
28 minutes without tangents? Thanks veryi much, editor! Bonus fun fact: Illinois, being a former part of the Louisiana Territory, was originally pronounced :"EEL-in-wah". Per Wikipedia: "The name Illinois derives from the Miami-Illinois verb irenwe·wa 'he speaks the regular way'. This was taken into the Ojibwe language, perhaps in the Ottawa dialect, and modified into ilinwe· (pluralized as ilinwe·k). The French borrowed these forms, spelling the /we/ ending as -ois, a transliteration of that sound in the French of that time."
I feel the same way about Christmas trees, it's depressing to kill them for the occasion. My parents always either got the one in the pot that you plant outside afterwards, or as a winter activity we'd go out into the woods after a storm to look for fallen branches and assemble them into a tree. We would stick them in a big pot of rocks as a stand. It was fun because it was different every year.
If they had the winter festival now, they could use artificial snow. It doesn't melt, you can make snowballs with it, and you can ski or run and slide on it. My kids and I sent it to soldiers we "adopted" in Iraq and Afghanistan. A one pound bag mixes with water to make 13 gallons of snow. One of our guys said it was "a showstopper". Can you imagine being in the desert with the temperature 120 degrees F and seeing some guys playing in snow? LOL
I used to go to snowfest in Florida every year. It was in safety harbor and it was super fun. It was 80° and they had a ice machine so you could go sledding down a slide
The second camera isn’t cut and added in this video, but is Simon aware when this isn’t happening? Because it looks funny when he looks away and the camera isn’t following his POV :p
in a trailer home i built walls with pvc pipe and warped them in cheap blankets held on with safety pins. worked well enough to add a swing door to turn the combo living/dining room into a bedroom...
Can't believe I was born and raised in Floriduh, just south of Tampa, and never heard about any of that story! I'm sending this to all my Floriduh friends!
16:38 My immediate reaction to the "dig a hole in the dirt" was "Florida doesn't have dirt!" They got sand and mud. Mostly sand. And sinkholes. And sewer lines.
Simon and team love the Florida man episodes. Have yet to be disappointed. Hopefully you continue making my Fridays on the funny side for next year. I hope you do a New Year's edition.
Simon definitely went on tangents, it's just the tangent cam isn't working, it just appears that he had no clue. I really wanted to learn about Santa and his 5 gallon bucket of ecstasy. I have questions!
The Christmas tree business was actually kinda cool. Don't know how feasible it would be outside of the very specific environments needed to keep potted pine trees with as little maintenance as possible. But it's a cool idea nonetheless..
As soon as this dude said "we're gonna make real snow" i was like, i see the problem: this dude was peek Florida man to the point he forgot he was in FLORIDA!
Christ, Simon, that giant story has the most Florida Man to ever Florida Man, possibly in the history of Florida. And remember, kids, there are 3 ways to do things: the Right way, the Wrong way, and the Florida Man way! "Isn't that the wrong way?" Yes, but _faster._
I am actively trying to dismantle Christmas in my life because I am not religious and never have been, I trust in the sun and the calendar so I propose a feast on the winter solstice and on Hogmanay, in between just rest in a state of hibernation. I’ve always thought it was weird as a kid that my family wasn’t religious at all and we celebrated Christmas
Actually if you have space in the yard or know of a area that does such you can simply plant the tree back in the ground if it starts to wilt snip the branches and plant the branches there for it is no longer dying.
speaking from personal knowledge, florida lawyers absolutely go clubbing before trials. it’s actually a career in florida known for having a pretty fun crowd, unlike most places.
0:30 please no.... I'm in this for the tangents! I'm going to finish watching this. Please don't disappoint me. :( Excellent story Kevin. I laughed until I cried. Now hubby is looking at me like I'm crazy.
I had a gardener named Jesus. I used to joke with my wife when she’d asked if the gardener had come by this week, that “we know not the time nor the day he will come”. I made that joke for years.
The real tangent is spending extra time editing out all the tangents and then adding something to the front of the video to let everyone know what you did, or maybe it's all the friends we made along the way.
It's like you're out to lunch with your good friend Simon and someone else he keeps trying to draw in the conversation by making eye contact with them.
2:15 - Mid roll ads 3:40 - Chapter 1 - Florida man attempts to murder his roomate 7:45 - Chapter 2 - Florida man dressed as santa caught with 5 gallon bucket of molly & ecstasy 8:00 - Chapter 3 - Florida man woke to intruder trying to suck toes on christmas eve 8:05 - Chapter 4 - Florida man pays electric bill of families about to lose power 8:10 - Chapter 5 - Florida woman named miracle assaults boyfriend with christmass tree 8:20 - Chapter 6 - Florida man opens fire after being annoyed by christmas parade 8:25 - Chapter 7 - Florida man wins 3M$ from lottery ticket in dog's christmas stocking 8:30 - Chapter 8 - Florida man faces 47 lawsuits after bringing winter to tampa bay PS: Man, we had a firestorm of florida meme at 7:45
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I hope in opposition to this Tangent free episode on April 1st we get a tangent only episode
Isn't that just the Blaze livestream?
0:29 there’s a jk. The tangents are intact, but it looks like he’s looking the wrong way.
But for real, a tangent only episode would be wild. Probably wouldn't do well, but can you imagine just clip after clip of Simon turning to the face the camera and ramble off some personal story with zero context?
Omg yas 😂😂😂
Florida man here, thank you Simon for giving me something to watch on my last day with my 19 year old cat. I know it's just a video but at least I have something to help
Condolences to you and everyone who loves your fur baby.
Hope she enjoys her last day on this earth with ya. May she RIP, condolences from all us fellow Blazers
Love you, buddy.
Bruz I just had to lose a cat to kidney failure. Happened fast. Im sorry for your loss, friendo.
I think I watched Simon with my Cinnamon Girl Lisa in my lap on her last day. It's rough. I don't envy you, but at least the kitty knows they're loved.
With a dead tangent cam, I see Simon alone on a park bench throwing tangents at pigeons 😂😂😂
If someone ever says "back in my day, they didn't DO crazy stuff like that" -- this Florida Man story from 1958 is a great way to remind them that yes, yes they did 😅
My family has been here since 1946. It's always been like this.
@@Christian-is-thriving Yep! My parents had some stories from North Florida in the 1930's and 40's that would fit right in with any other Florida man story from the last few years hehe!
Tangentless blazing? That's half of the magic gone!
The tangents are 90% of why we watch
Well yes, but i don't want to make Kevin think he's less loved than our blazeboi @@HoundMonkey
Except the tangents apparently were not actually removed? I'm very confused...
@@kathryncumberland yeah. Just the camera used for tangents was cut 😂
@@DarthReaper4500 Oh, I get it, lol! I'm a bit slow on the uptake sometimes.
Simon: I’d be a Florida man!
(OGBB) Fans: You literally are, just the British version… 😂
Please keep Florida Man Fridays going as long as possible. This shit is like crack, and that's saying something for Kevin's scripts
As a matter of interest, there are christmas tree farms that use coppicing trees - so after they cut the tree down, a new trunk grows from the stump. The bit that has been cut down is dying the same as cut flowers are dying, but the tree lives on the same as a rosebush lives on after you cut roses from it. It's also a lot more economical for the farmer because the new trunk grows to harvestable size a lot quicker than a fresh-planted seedling would do, and it's less work than digging out the stump and planting a new seedling.
Alternatively, you can get a slow-growing conifer in a big pot, and use that as your christmas tree. You just have to have space outside your living room to look after it for the rest of the year.
I sit here in South Florida, and anxiously await every installment of these.
One day.. One day.. it's going to be somebody I know
I keep waiting for the day my former brother or his female end up on here
@@Ebonydoe Former brother? Can someone be fired from that job?
@rcknbob1 not OP but yes siblings and other relatives can be fired and relegated to the "someone I used to know" category.
I spent the first 25 years of my life there and I feel the same exact way...
So your front window of your house is like a big TV.
Did a lot of commenters not catch the “jk” at about :29 or note Simon is still looking stage right to the camera he thinks is working? Tangents intact! 😅😅😅😅😊😊😊
Ya i just about deflated until the jk at the very end lol
Very possibly not. It was only up for a frame or a couple and if you're looking at a small screen you might miss it pretty easy. Although I was already seriously considering whether or not a tanglentless BB is worth watching at all and not really paying that much attention, so I almost missed it too.
Florida Woman here. I am a Tampa native and local history buffs still talk about the Winter Festival debacle. There are pictures of some of the attractions that still circulate. This was a massive thing for Tampa as Maas Brothers was a legendary local institution. Unfortunately the old Maas Bros building was torn down in the early 00s.
Ex-pat Florida man here, though actually born in Pinellas. The wife's from Tampa though.
We were both born in the mid 70s, so we're a bit young to remember, but this story was vaguely familiar enough that we had to have heard at least the bones of it as kids.
It tickles the hell out of me that it was infamous enough to still be talked about 20-30 yrs later.
Gives you a bit of a sense of identity for the area.
@blackc1479 We lean hard into the weird here in Tampa. It's like a badge of honor.
@Christian-is-thriving true story. Some of the high weirdness I've been party too would make amusing stories. At least after the statutes of limitations expire 😁
Hell, we met on a Rocky horror cast, so that automatically cranks the bar up a bit.
From what I can tell, the story is retold in the Tampa paper every decade or so because it's such a legendary clusterfuck
Yay! Florid Man Friday! Also Merry Christmas to the Basement Captives!
Simon saying he tolerates Christmas but doesn't love it had me wondering what his favorite holiday/special day is. I bet it's May 4 bc Star Wars is his absolute favorite movie series :)
Merry Christmas to you too!
Simon, the gift that keeps on giving......channels, i mean. Keeps on giving us channels to expand his empire
Brain blaze and casual criminalist uploads at the same time pretty much set my entire plans for the night 😅
Sameeee
Same here
And the casual criminalist is a long one too! 🎉
Tangentless Simon??? Not the Christmas present I expected
I've not ever experienced a tangent-less Brain Blaze 😅
Nor the Christmas present you received! xD
I knew it! Dartmouth alum here. Winter Carnival was awesome! And it’s a HUGE deal in Hanover. One year we did Horton Hears a Who, but the best was Camelot with knights, dragons, etc. The ice carvings looked professional, but were done by students.
And this fiasco shows that not everyone who goes to an Ivy League school has a shred of common sense.
Thank God it’s Friday. I love Florida man Friday. Thank you so much, Kevin.❤
TGIF 🎉
You're welcome!
@@ThatWriterKevin Hey Kevin, do you think you could pump out an intro that is so convoluted and long, that Simon gets lost in it for like twenty minutes; then at the end of the intro finish it with "And that's the end of todays episode!" So that there is an episode of only intro, rants, and tangents for April 1st?
Thank you, Business Blaze Captives (lol), Kevin, and Simon for the Christmas Edition of Florida Man Friday (FMF). I hope everyone has a wonderful New Years. The Florida Man Friday's are one of my Favorite. From this channel
You're welcome!
when Simon said "The Florida man way to do it" instantly I could near Robert De Niro in Casino saying "There are 3 ways to do things around here. The right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it."
Thank you Julian for spending your Christmas Eve editing Florida man for us❤
I'm glad you left the bit about the potted Christmas tree service in... that sounds lovely!
The "tangent cam" not working is weird. Simon's looking to the side like he's talking to someone else in the room.....or maybe he IS?!?!😮😮😂😂
7:56 Simon's reaction to toe-sucking home invader sound completely unedited and don't even try to convince me otherwise.
As soon as you mentioned the guy was digging into the pavement my first thought was all the pipes and everything under there. In any city, you go below there surface and there is just so much to take into account. Gas, fibre optics, water, electricity. One of my friends used to work for an agency in the city where they had access to hyper detailed maps and his job was basically to tell work crews and other people who called up whether it was safe to dig there and what was in the location.
The rapid fire was odd but everyone commenting the tangents are removed didnt watch 😂, simons just talking to the right its still there
Worked for engagement i gurss.
best thing on you tube and the tangents are half the fun :)
Kevin. You are evil. How are you going to rapid fire those headlines and leave us hanging? The only saving grace is that you called it on Simon's mispronunciation of Illinois. 🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, blah, blah, blah... Explain those headlines, Kevin!
I thought the poem would be the saving grace but alas it didn't make the final cut I guess. I'll have to upload the script as soon as I can for you all
I'm not Christian, but Christmas is a great time to celebrate the year and spend time with family.
Winter had celebrations of the sort long before Christianity
But..... but why do you need a special time of year to spend time with family?
Yes !! Thank you Simon, writers. Editors, researchers and allotted involved.
How most people check if its friday: looks at calendar
How i check if its friday: is there another flordia man friday yet?
This must've been a really long week for you, since there wasnt an episode last week.
@aceundead4750 It was! 😂
I have even lost track of how old I actually am. 🤣
28 minutes without tangents? Thanks veryi much, editor! Bonus fun fact: Illinois, being a former part of the Louisiana Territory, was originally pronounced :"EEL-in-wah". Per Wikipedia: "The name Illinois derives from the Miami-Illinois verb irenwe·wa 'he speaks the regular way'. This was taken into the Ojibwe language, perhaps in the Ottawa dialect, and modified into ilinwe· (pluralized as ilinwe·k). The French borrowed these forms, spelling the /we/ ending as -ois, a transliteration of that sound in the French of that time."
Simon, Simon, Simon, don't worry about the date, every day you bring us Floridaman it's Christmas.
Hope you and yours have had awesome holidays!
I feel the same way about Christmas trees, it's depressing to kill them for the occasion. My parents always either got the one in the pot that you plant outside afterwards, or as a winter activity we'd go out into the woods after a storm to look for fallen branches and assemble them into a tree. We would stick them in a big pot of rocks as a stand. It was fun because it was different every year.
I need a Fire Festival-type documentary about this winter festival. Or maybe a December big budget movie starring Tom Hanks and The Rock.
Fucking finally! I kind of wanted to hear about the guy with the five gallons of ecstacy 😂.
Merry Christmas as we say on this side of the pond ! LOVE Florida man Friday !!
If they had the winter festival now, they could use artificial snow. It doesn't melt, you can make snowballs with it, and you can ski or run and slide on it. My kids and I sent it to soldiers we "adopted" in Iraq and Afghanistan. A one pound bag mixes with water to make 13 gallons of snow. One of our guys said it was "a showstopper". Can you imagine being in the desert with the temperature 120 degrees F and seeing some guys playing in snow? LOL
@@jodyharnish9104 they have snow fest every year in safety harbor
I used to go to snowfest in Florida every year. It was in safety harbor and it was super fun. It was 80° and they had a ice machine so you could go sledding down a slide
The second camera isn’t cut and added in this video, but is Simon aware when this isn’t happening? Because it looks funny when he looks away and the camera isn’t following his POV :p
8:18 when you start to realize these videos are about 90% tangent
in a trailer home i built walls with pvc pipe and warped them in cheap blankets held on with safety pins. worked well enough to add a swing door to turn the combo living/dining room into a bedroom...
Can't believe I was born and raised in Floriduh, just south of Tampa, and never heard about any of that story! I'm sending this to all my Floriduh friends!
13:19 Hey, we have beaches in New Hampshire! And they're very popular during the two months where it's warm enough to go swimming.
Good afternoon from the woods of NW Florida 💗
0:58 yes it was a couple of days ago!! Spot on!
The best editor back at it again!
16:38 My immediate reaction to the "dig a hole in the dirt" was "Florida doesn't have dirt!" They got sand and mud. Mostly sand. And sinkholes. And sewer lines.
Happy Christmas 🎄 & Happy New Year!
Suddenly, Ben Wyatt's Ice Town doesn't sound so bad.
Happy New Year!!!
Simon and team love the Florida man episodes. Have yet to be disappointed. Hopefully you continue making my Fridays on the funny side for next year. I hope you do a New Year's edition.
The number of people who didn't see the jk in the into is wild
😂 Illinois and Wiesbaden. Simons favorite towns. Lets hope he does not find lake titti kakka
Yes Simon join us Flo-rida men!
Oh... it was Maas Brothers, but pronounced Moss... know how Simon appreciates being corrected.
Simon definitely went on tangents, it's just the tangent cam isn't working, it just appears that he had no clue.
I really wanted to learn about Santa and his 5 gallon bucket of ecstasy. I have questions!
I thought it was a self explanatory headline :)
The Christmas tree business was actually kinda cool. Don't know how feasible it would be outside of the very specific environments needed to keep potted pine trees with as little maintenance as possible. But it's a cool idea nonetheless..
Tangent free? What is this Diet Simon!?
Diet Simon ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
This is Kirkland Simon, at best! 😂
Congrats on the editor for making him truthful about Christmas being a couple of days ago 👏
As soon as this dude said "we're gonna make real snow" i was like, i see the problem: this dude was peek Florida man to the point he forgot he was in FLORIDA!
Someone is getting coal in their stocking for fibbing about tangents, and I’m here for it.
This story needs to be a dark comedy. I'd watch the shit out of it
Back in Florida for this Florida man ep
So that's where the idea for Bad Santa came from
Simon & Kevin's humor! You two are children lol😊
"I cut out every tangent." I knew that had to be a joke when I checked the run time. It was over 5 mins, so knew that had to be impossible :p
Whilst it's a nice thought, I'm here FOR the tangents lol. Happy New year to everyone 🎉
It's definitely not a brain blaze Christmas edition if it's not a few days late
Whoopie!!! The Kevmeister strikes again.
And it's back 🎉❤😂
Christ, Simon, that giant story has the most Florida Man to ever Florida Man, possibly in the history of Florida.
And remember, kids, there are 3 ways to do things: the Right way, the Wrong way, and the Florida Man way! "Isn't that the wrong way?" Yes, but _faster._
Simon would make an excellent Florida man!
As a Florida native who escaped to Chicago, this is pretty accurate
I am actively trying to dismantle Christmas in my life because I am not religious and never have been, I trust in the sun and the calendar so I propose a feast on the winter solstice and on Hogmanay, in between just rest in a state of hibernation. I’ve always thought it was weird as a kid that my family wasn’t religious at all and we celebrated Christmas
Home Alone 2 taught me that Florida in winter is just never-ending rain. Not really weather for a winter-themed festival xD
Actually if you have space in the yard or know of a area that does such you can simply plant the tree back in the ground if it starts to wilt snip the branches and plant the branches there for it is no longer dying.
A rental Christmas tree?! Wow, I’ve never heard about that, I love it!!
speaking from personal knowledge, florida lawyers absolutely go clubbing before trials. it’s actually a career in florida known for having a pretty fun crowd, unlike most places.
0:30 please no.... I'm in this for the tangents!
I'm going to finish watching this. Please don't disappoint me. :(
Excellent story Kevin. I laughed until I cried. Now hubby is looking at me like I'm crazy.
You're welcome and also sorry!
I had a gardener named Jesus. I used to joke with my wife when she’d asked if the gardener had come by this week, that “we know not the time nor the day he will come”. I made that joke for years.
This is the best Florida Man you've done so far, fountains of shite, and shaved ice!
Houston manages outdoor ice skating every December. Takes a lot of refrigeration, but we manage.
Why have I never heard of this Tampa story and why isn't this a Christmas movie?
The real tangent is spending extra time editing out all the tangents and then adding something to the front of the video to let everyone know what you did, or maybe it's all the friends we made along the way.
Thank you for the holiday present of ✨Friday Dopamine ✨
It's like you're out to lunch with your good friend Simon and someone else he keeps trying to draw in the conversation by making eye contact with them.
I so look forward to these!! My fav
Holy crap, great episode! I loved the edit and script trolls.
This one extra bizare Florida man episode.😆
Why isn't this a movie already? This is a non stop parade of one ridiculous disaster after another.
Kevin, please, PLEASE write a screenplay for this.
Christmas in Florida sounds more like a series of disaster movies, all played at once, because why not... :P
Can we have a separate video That’s all tangents with no context
The “jk” at the end of the tangentless intro got me 😂😂
2:15 - Mid roll ads
3:40 - Chapter 1 - Florida man attempts to murder his roomate
7:45 - Chapter 2 - Florida man dressed as santa caught with 5 gallon bucket of molly & ecstasy
8:00 - Chapter 3 - Florida man woke to intruder trying to suck toes on christmas eve
8:05 - Chapter 4 - Florida man pays electric bill of families about to lose power
8:10 - Chapter 5 - Florida woman named miracle assaults boyfriend with christmass tree
8:20 - Chapter 6 - Florida man opens fire after being annoyed by christmas parade
8:25 - Chapter 7 - Florida man wins 3M$ from lottery ticket in dog's christmas stocking
8:30 - Chapter 8 - Florida man faces 47 lawsuits after bringing winter to tampa bay
PS: Man, we had a firestorm of florida meme at 7:45
I like the tangents 😢
Nh is nice this time of year lol
Let's start a petition for more stories of regional craziness; give us Texas Tuesdays and West Coast Wednesdays! And, um, South Dakota Saturdays?
The only reason for Florida Man is that their laws release a lot more criminal information so their idiots are more well known.
My badge got updated yesterday 🎉
Video is great, as always! But came here to flash the badge 🤣
Chill Daddy. Real trees are renewable. Give them to a zoo. Good stuff❤