Our Video Game Character Tier List - Chuckle Sandwich EP 69

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  • On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich we challenge ourselves to determine if we could defeat a series of popular (and also some really random) video game characters in a fight to the death. We probably believe in ourselves more than anyone else does.
    Twitter: / chucklesandwich
    Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
    Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
    Edited by Scott: / scottposts
    Intro Music by Oval: • The OFFICIAL Chuckle S...
    CHAPTERS:
    00:00:00 - intro
    00:02:10 - search engines
    00:03:40 - microtransactions
    00:07:31 - gamestop employees
    00:12:24 - video game character tierlist
    00:16:29 - yoshi
    00:18:53 - master chief
    00:20:48 - coach
    00:23:22 - ness
    00:25:06 - mii
    00:27:01 - sonic
    00:31:13 - "the hooded guy from assassins creed"
    00:32:44 - funky kong
    00:34:49 - blue among us character
    00:37:39 - psycho from borderlands
    00:39:22 - tom nook
    00:43:22 - roman from gta 4
    00:46:43 - glados from portal 2
    00:49:39 - doom guy
    00:50:13 - toadette
    00:50:45 - diddy kong
    00:51:27 - pink fall guy
    00:52:20 - steve
    00:53:47 - winston
    00:54:43 tingle
    00:56:06 - link
    00:56:23 - the fallout boy
    01:03:02 - rayman
    01:04:19 - d.va
    01:06:04 - mario
    01:08:09 - yoda (lego star wars)
    01:10:42 - samus
    01:11:25 - stunfisk
    01:12:48 - bowser
    01:13:56 - navi
    01:17:14 - dart monkey
    01:19:38 - seth
    Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Jared Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven't figured out what this podcast is about yet.
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  • @kkronkk
    @kkronkk ปีที่แล้ว +5699

    Schlatt has so many problems every podcast that I wouldn't be surprised if next week he rolled up in a wheelchair.

    • @VANITREE
      @VANITREE ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Metal sarcophagus

    • @Mr.Taco1111
      @Mr.Taco1111 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      After what Ted does to him, he absolutely will be

    • @CeilingOven.
      @CeilingOven. ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Rolled up" that kinda got me.

    • @jedislayer0719
      @jedislayer0719 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Schlatt put me in a wheelchair once. What goes around comes around, I guess

    • @handmetheparachute
      @handmetheparachute ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

  • @vomerconch9795
    @vomerconch9795 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    i like how Ted is so adamant that he could kill GLADoS, a murderous robot who managed to kill an entire facility of millions with neurotoxin, but is a little dubious on what Toadette has in store

    • @thegreatgoobert5847
      @thegreatgoobert5847 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but she's naked aka no facility toys.
      She doesn't even have arms, all she could do is flail around.

    • @Green_Bean_Machine
      @Green_Bean_Machine ปีที่แล้ว +28

      it grinds my gears, especially since (according to ted himself (in the tinkle section)) the characters are fighting you after however much time has passed. glados being "naked" is just her base form, as part of the facility, and after getting beat by a chick with portals and explosives TWICE, she's absolutely preparing for someone much more dangerous than ted.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Green_Bean_Machine Not contradicting you on any argument, but the character is "tingle". Just Fyi.

    • @jorbertfivesevenaetree5043
      @jorbertfivesevenaetree5043 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They also were dubious on mario, just a fucking guy, a middle aged plumber, a minimum waged employee, but the supercomputer with millions of kills, nah they dead.

    • @Jesse-75-80
      @Jesse-75-80 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jorbertfivesevenaetree5043 Well considering he's not "just some guy" and can lift up a whole ass castle he would definitely be able to kill you

  • @DMFSquiggle
    @DMFSquiggle ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    Schlatt is so confident in his mind he could probably solo God if he was naked and would say some shit like, "his power comes from his robes"

    • @sirnonapplicable
      @sirnonapplicable ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "Jesus is probably naked under those robes"

    • @josiebryce8462
      @josiebryce8462 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "his power comes from his sandals"

    • @DingoDongo09
      @DingoDongo09 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Isn’t there a guy in the book of Judges that gains his power from his hair?

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@DingoDongo09 No, not quite. Samson was dedicated to God, and blessed with immense strength, but his powers came from God, not his hair. Part of his dedication was a Nazarite vow. In this, he was to never drink, never touch corpses, and never cut his hair. (might be some other pieces to it). He flaunted his vows openly several times, and used his strength to mock his enemies. Cutting his hair was the last part of his vow that he *hadn't* broken, and when his hair was cut he was punished by having his strength taken away.
      So...sort of? His power was taken away because his hair was cut, but it's not like he had magic hair that gave him superpowers. His hair was representative of his relationship with God and he was punished for breaking his vows.

    • @profitablebumbum
      @profitablebumbum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mentaya11NERD

  • @andrewg.3281
    @andrewg.3281 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    The fact that they thought they even stood a chance against 90% of these is insane.

    • @abrupta
      @abrupta ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I mean if they were 100% truthful about it then it wouldn't be as fun

    • @thebreadenjoyer6057
      @thebreadenjoyer6057 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yoda and Sammus would squish em, along with Dva tbh.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Streamers egos.... What do you expect lol they even delude themselves that streaming is a real job

    • @SweetMeatTM
      @SweetMeatTM ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Tom-oj7si ? still got enough money for the rest of their life lol

    • @nowwepart
      @nowwepart ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Tom-oj7si the fact people still think TH-camrs and streamers isn't a real job when you can test out mattresses as a job astound me. Ted drove across the entire country for a 30 minute video💀 people like Micheal reaves spend months and months coding real robot electronics and algorithms and have to edit down 100's of hours of footage all for a 15 minute video. Let's see you do that shit lmao, what do you do big man? It certainly isn't the hardest job but there very much is work that goes into this shit lmao. People probably thought making video games wasn't a real job back in the day too. Old person mindset lmao

  • @TheSamGraal
    @TheSamGraal ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Schlatt gets angrier and angrier every episode.. one day he will just talk in grunts

    • @rafansyed8420
      @rafansyed8420 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      return to molnkeya

    • @damaan1243
      @damaan1243 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kratos with sideburns

    • @melovespoon
      @melovespoon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      goblin man

    • @ThisBoiDraws
      @ThisBoiDraws ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damaan1243 based

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Still not as angry as he was in ‘99

  • @jamesbs9231
    @jamesbs9231 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    Cant believe I’m seeing this right after I just met Ted! It was such a privilege to have the real Ted Nivison break my kneecaps 🥰

    • @xjejzb
      @xjejzb ปีที่แล้ว +16

      omg what an honour 😍

    • @qwertybop6423
      @qwertybop6423 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I wish he'd break mine :(

    • @pg14s
      @pg14s ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @just i c e BRO WAHT IS THIS JOKE

    • @coraa3580
      @coraa3580 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It has been 67 episodes and tha joke is still goIng

    • @jedislayer0719
      @jedislayer0719 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah well Ted killed me

  • @getgitgone
    @getgitgone ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Schlatt: "It's his shoes!!"
    Sonic: *will literally roll his body through your chest at light speed*

    • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
      @user-yf9ku1tl6b 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There probably be just a bloody trail all that’s left

    • @bc123vv5
      @bc123vv5 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Litteraly A train

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no that's stupid he can't go at light speed there's no way they made that whole song about how he goes at the speed of sound he's literally named after the fact he goes at the speed of sound he can't go light speed that's ridiculous

    • @killapeopola3125
      @killapeopola3125 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@vizzy61 Depends on which sonic

  • @SlapChopMyShamWow
    @SlapChopMyShamWow ปีที่แล้ว +631

    I’m so glad someone finally caught Ted saying “nucular” instead of “nuclear”

    • @falliscrispy1234
      @falliscrispy1234 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I do the same thing

    • @MaximusChivus
      @MaximusChivus ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@falliscrispy1234 Despicable

    • @SadSackSeven
      @SadSackSeven 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Finally caught the slippery fuck

    • @iamspenver
      @iamspenver 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@falliscrispy1234unbelievable 😐😐

  • @atticus07
    @atticus07 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    a few days ago i met ted and schlatt at the grocery store! ted screamed profanities at me, grabbed an old womans walker, broke three of my ribs and my kneecaps, and then stabbed me 8 times in the abdomen. i didn't get to talk to schlatt, he was doing something to a homeless man behind the store. what an incredible experience!

    • @AngeMaru486
      @AngeMaru486 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Was he holding a can of beans?

    • @Terracylle
      @Terracylle ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@AngeMaru486 yes (i was the homeless guy)

    • @atticus07
      @atticus07 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@AngeMaru486 yeah! and i think after he started doing something to a jar of peanut butter?

    • @danieldubrovin8813
      @danieldubrovin8813 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was he holding a suitcase?

    • @daniieee333
      @daniieee333 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's terrible 😕 reminds me of the time Ted chucked my grandad out a window. he's slowly recovering now 😔

  • @Asimov_
    @Asimov_ ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    Glad to see tucker talking and engaging alot more. Almost like a third podcast member. Hope he doesn't disappear like the last victim

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      a very boruff-like figure

    • @mikeymoistmouth5255
      @mikeymoistmouth5255 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tucker more like talker 🙂

    • @TheDingy
      @TheDingy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mikeymoistmouth5255 😂

    • @kyuniverse718
      @kyuniverse718 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dude we don’t talk about Char- *gunshots*

    • @strontium_slider
      @strontium_slider 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Someone’s in the void dome… but I wonder who…

  • @andrewgirard1688
    @andrewgirard1688 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Dude them completely ignoring the fact that Ness has psychic powers is making me pull my hair out

    • @frankjohnson123
      @frankjohnson123 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah ffs they just discussed him as a kid with a baseball bat

    • @n00bJesus
      @n00bJesus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      he gets his psychic powers from his hat. if these two men were naked fighting a naked ness, somebody should call the cops and fast.

    • @YourMostFavoriteNPC
      @YourMostFavoriteNPC 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ted and Schlatt are gangsters until the PK fire and PK flash come out

    • @lazyavatar2479
      @lazyavatar2479 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@YourMostFavoriteNPC ERM ness can't preform PK fire in earthbound 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@lazyavatar2479 ERM, he can in Smash, so it depends on where you fight him. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @treo640
    @treo640 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Schlatt saying his arm is going to kill Sonic when Sonic literally smashes through robots in a single hit is funny.

  • @trashmammal
    @trashmammal ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    this episode made me chuckle all over my sandwich

    • @myeditedhandle
      @myeditedhandle ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stfu it was just posted, u commented within 2 minutes havent even watched it yet

    • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
      @muckyesyesindisguise3854 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You…what?

    • @mo3bo
      @mo3bo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disgusting. Do it again.

    • @ondrae7528
      @ondrae7528 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That sounds too much like you just bust into two slices of bread

    • @rickjohnson1719
      @rickjohnson1719 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ondrae7528 a coom on rye

  • @wynsik
    @wynsik ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Imagine if Ted actually broke somebody’s legs, and they commented everywhere about it, called the police, and just got laughed at by literally everybody they told. Then they start going crazy, they lose their job, their loved ones and friends drift away, and they disappear into the woods.

    • @anthonyrodriguez9878
      @anthonyrodriguez9878 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They become Seth. Or the funny looking mii

    • @AKA253
      @AKA253 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s just my average Tuesday

    • @FrogChamp
      @FrogChamp ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “Imagine”

    • @redact7577
      @redact7577 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      How do you think tucker ended up on the podcast? You think he’s there by his own free will?

    • @wynsik
      @wynsik ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@redact7577 oh yeah…

  • @melovespoon
    @melovespoon ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Schlatt actually had a pretty solid logic for Sonic, just a little confused. Shadow gets his speed from his shoes, Sonic's is natural

  • @carlamelid6163
    @carlamelid6163 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    schlatt putting ice on a stye when you're supposed to use a warm compress really just sheds light on how he's getting so injured

  • @pikkyeaterz
    @pikkyeaterz ปีที่แล้ว +584

    We'd like to friendly remind The Chuckle Sandwich Podcast members that Ness is a psychic child who can dodge lightning, teleport, and obliterate objects.

    • @plazmamonkey22
      @plazmamonkey22 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly what I was thinking brother

    • @atticus07
      @atticus07 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      he killed god i think

    • @Super-Vision
      @Super-Vision ปีที่แล้ว +40

      also the final boss in earthbound (gigyas) is literally the most horrifying Nintendo character, it's literally an eldritch god

    • @pktiger7
      @pktiger7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Super-Vision exactly

    • @kennethxu1789
      @kennethxu1789 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      We’d also like to friendly remind The Chuckle Sandwich Podcast members that Stunfisk is part electric type. Not only does this mean that it transmits energy when getting hit, the pokedex entry states that it is unhurt when stepped on my sumo wrestlers. Ted and Schlatt would get absolutely obliterated by stunfisk.

  • @peefmcgoose2908
    @peefmcgoose2908 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I like how they say Tingle's "like the green suit idubbbz used to wear" even though it's LITERALLY a tingle costume

  • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
    @ps1hagridoufofcharacter ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "you can build a house on the moon for free... it'd be expensive, but-" - Theodore Nivision on the Laughing Bagel podcast, 2022

  • @TheFhqwhgadsLimit
    @TheFhqwhgadsLimit ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:50 ChaCha wasn't a bot... It was actual humans answering questions. I would love to see the insane things Schlatt was sending to what he thought was a bot but was actually some unfortunate person.

  • @Namityname
    @Namityname ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Episode 69 boys let's go

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @just i c e begone bot

    • @iced4life3
      @iced4life3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @chrisfloyd6774
      @chrisfloyd6774 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @ranchytuna1518
      @ranchytuna1518 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha funny numby

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ranchytuna1518 ver fun numr

  • @vigilantescomic
    @vigilantescomic ปีที่แล้ว +570

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while descending into madness while on a ravenous rage, devouring all who show themselves to me.

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. ปีที่แล้ว

      @just i c e begone bot

    • @bluraydisc-hd
      @bluraydisc-hd ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @justice1046 POTATO WEDGES‼

    • @Dryy_Cereal
      @Dryy_Cereal ปีที่แล้ว +3

      real!

    • @myeditedhandle
      @myeditedhandle ปีที่แล้ว +2

      spammer not even able to watch it yet

    • @Gmeare
      @Gmeare ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are... are you ok? Do you need to talk to someone?

  • @demekagamine
    @demekagamine ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Completely ignoring how insanely strong Steve is considering how much he can carry at any given time

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeppers. Ignoring shulker boxes, using simple math from a particularly dense object, there are 9 hotbar slots, 27 inventory slots, and an off-hand slot. (also ignoring armor) Each slot can hold a stack of 64. Each minecraft block is 1 cubic meter. A cubic meter of gold weighs 19.3 metric tons. 9+1+27-37. 37*64=2,368 blocks of gold. 2,368*19.3=45,702.4 metric tons he can easily sprint and bunny hop with if he isn't hungry. Around twice the mass of the titanic. If we count shulker boxes and they aren't some mystical bag of holding, then each of those slots can be a shulker box with 27 slots of inventory in them. 27*45,702.4=1,233,964.8 metric tons. That's around the weight of the empire state building, the burj kalifa and the international space station combined. And that's without doing any looking into what might be denser than gold, or other tricks to carrying stuff, or factoring in his armor, etc.

  • @jaypaw28
    @jaypaw28 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Watched this episode while my mom was on the couch next to me and she told me to tell Ted that she "expects better and wants him to make more pirate pizza" so there ya have it

  • @KL-bo3vu
    @KL-bo3vu ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Chacha wasn't a bot, I worked as a search-er for them for a few months in college (they paid ~$0.02 per answer and you'd have to compete against other searchers to respond the fastest to queries, which is how it felt so instant).

    • @reesebuholtz5114
      @reesebuholtz5114 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh man rlly lmao

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf did you get a hourly wage in addition to that?

    • @dennisgardner750
      @dennisgardner750 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Came to the comments to say the same, not sure how many worked there over the course of time but I was a search-er as well.

  • @Dryy_Cereal
    @Dryy_Cereal ปีที่แล้ว +99

    i wonder why Tucker lets these guys run his podcast

  • @ssouplady
    @ssouplady ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I really loved watching the light leave teds eyes when he realised he was pronouncing nuclear wrong

  • @Holpip_
    @Holpip_ ปีที่แล้ว +198

    IMAGINE NOT DOING A SMASH OR PASS ON EP 69

    • @DWal32
      @DWal32 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Technically it was a smash or pass. Smash the character to bits or pass away trying

  • @Ryu1ify
    @Ryu1ify ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I like how they thought Ness was an easier fight than some guy's mii, when one of them can't take Matt in a fist fight and the other one aborted Space Satan

  • @rileychambers9910
    @rileychambers9910 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Yall ever see that scene from the original Matilda where the teacher picks that kid up by the pigtails and swings her out a window? I'd do that to Toadette

    • @ali3st3r
      @ali3st3r ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s legitimately brilliant

  • @L1ghtweaver
    @L1ghtweaver ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Fun fact: "Nucular" is actually a word, referring to the nucule of a fruit.

  • @t.d.writer1589
    @t.d.writer1589 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jschlatt when Ness simply replaces his soul with that of a dog and then Sonic runs past him so fast that Sonic is able to replace Schlatt's entire skeleton with glue before he blinks: "..."

  • @Violamity
    @Violamity ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Schlatt saying all he would have to do is clothesline Sonic, meanwhile completely ignoring that he can run well over the speed of sound is hilarious to think about.

    • @NaXEthan
      @NaXEthan ปีที่แล้ว +63

      and that sonic literally runs through solid metal robots on a day to day basis lmao

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He also believes he can take Ness so maybe he’s hiding something

    • @deadfox03
      @deadfox03 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sonic's shoes are specially designed to be fireproof. Sonic wins easy.

    • @Color_Splsh
      @Color_Splsh ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Schlatt literally said that he just wants to anger Sega fans. It's not that deep.

    • @Snowstorm...
      @Snowstorm... ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Color_Splsh See maybe that would've worked if genuinely every single thing he described about Sonic couldn't easily be proved wrong and I wasn't just laughing at him

  • @j.vazquez8966
    @j.vazquez8966 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Schlatt, he has psychic powers. He'll tear you limb from limb, and drive you insane if you touch him wrong. He's not just some kid. He's basically a god

    • @hellsing1696
      @hellsing1696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He literally kills an eldritch god at the end

  • @SoftFryMildlyOverSalted
    @SoftFryMildlyOverSalted 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I think Ted forgot that Glados is essentially an entire building because she can control everything there. If they both fight naked and she just smashes him between two walls he would quite literally instantly die

  • @crudestprism3124
    @crudestprism3124 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The nucular/nuclear argument just felt like the "cool whip" argument from family guy

  • @stormy_days1234
    @stormy_days1234 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    18:59 I love how he list having no parents as one of the factors of why master chief would win

  • @Tricky_Nick
    @Tricky_Nick ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The way they glossed over the way Ted said Tumeric killed me inside

    • @immortal_shrooms6757
      @immortal_shrooms6757 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I need the timestamp

    • @gjam0
      @gjam0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my guy that is how turmeric is supposed to be pronounced

  • @matthewhosier5084
    @matthewhosier5084 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while purchasing $1,000 in-game currency in battle cats

  • @michaelcardona8509
    @michaelcardona8509 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Consider that Steve can carry millions of pounds without breaking a sweat.

    • @jeviljuice1633
      @jeviljuice1633 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He can also fly and basically spawn creatures from an egg, infinitely.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jeviljuice1633 Well, only in creative mode. That's like saying the dragonborn is invincible because I can toggle god mode. Steve has plenty of OP powers without that, though.

    • @suleviys3023
      @suleviys3023 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he can actually carry about 9 billion kg

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But carrying stuff doesn't mean nothing for Steve's strengh, otherwise there would be a mechanic where he does more damage the less stuff he carries.
      The inventory is something that is not related to strength, akin to storing things in a pocket dimension.

    • @jonah.brisco
      @jonah.brisco 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That man has killed many -a- monster with his bare hands in the darkest of nights

  • @Connor-jl9gq
    @Connor-jl9gq ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how genuinely schlatt asked "Are you fucking with me?" like he was deadly serious

  • @wyattsmith
    @wyattsmith ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Schlatt"'s Rick and Morty Cringe Rage is one of the most relatable things he's done since 1999.

  • @thedalto124
    @thedalto124 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    With each passing episode Schlatts life just gets weirder and he comes onto the podcast angrier and angrier, by the end of the year he’s gonna be calling from a hospital room and speaking in only grunts from his rage

  • @internetpotato8948
    @internetpotato8948 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You know what, despite the fact sonic could actually turn a crowd of people into red mist just by running I think the big guy could take him and honestly, how's sonic gonna run once ted gets a good kneebreaker in there

    • @UpNextDonum
      @UpNextDonum ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sonic could beat Schlatt because of one thing
      The light speed dash allows sonic to fly at a high velocity towards the nearest currency
      And you know Schlatt always has copious amounts of money on him at all times

    • @internetpotato8948
      @internetpotato8948 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@UpNextDonum oh shit and their naked, that means he must be hiding it in his... Uh oh

  • @CosmicWaffles
    @CosmicWaffles ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Choosing between watching the new chuckle sandwich video or the new Jschlatt video is a decision I can’t make

    • @pk2508
      @pk2508 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That’s easy. You watch the one with Jschlatt in it.

    • @kram8224
      @kram8224 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      See, if you were an audio listener, you could've listened to the podcast whilst watching the Jschlatt video for vile chuckling

    • @krisdoesnotexist
      @krisdoesnotexist ปีที่แล้ว +5

      there’s only one right answer here

    • @Valentino016
      @Valentino016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jschlatt 👉👌

    • @burnttoaster431
      @burnttoaster431 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love undertimeslopper

  • @bensharpe64
    @bensharpe64 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ted: Steve can break a tree with his bare hands
    also Ted: yeah, I could probably beat him.

  • @cryptic_kay
    @cryptic_kay ปีที่แล้ว +4

    42:40 red has this innate ability to somehow make references to whatever media I’m a fan of that week and it’s literally insane. Also makes my day :]

  • @pineappleguy3343
    @pineappleguy3343 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the part where they say "its chuckling time" and chuckle all over the sandwiches

  • @a-10warthog78
    @a-10warthog78 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing nothing illegal at all whatsoever

  • @dennis_s
    @dennis_s ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best podcast of thr- err, two men who sit in chairs and talk into cameras and chat about existential murderous contemplations.

  • @j_0anna
    @j_0anna ปีที่แล้ว +2

    working on an assignment while listening to this and i genuinely had to stop and cry over schlatt's funky kong impression

  • @revilno
    @revilno ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Schlatt could take a mortal combat fighter. He could also take one in a fight, maybe.
    Edit: TED, I went to the same GameStop (Westford Mass) to try and get Dark Souls 3, just before elden ring came out, with my dads girlfriend and that cashier said “this is rated M, by the way” and I kept the normal face at him, as one would, but as I looked away my face phased from fake calmness to pure anger. Luckily my Mom let me get Elden Ring, so that’s pretty good

    • @captnpan
      @captnpan ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Schlatt will also take a German Shepard in a fight by prying its jaws open.

    • @bruhbruh7886
      @bruhbruh7886 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@captnpan he can also run in traffic and kill it

  • @nostalgicedits426
    @nostalgicedits426 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’m loving the bit of Schlatt starting every episode an inconvenience, gets you right in the chuckling mood for the episode topic. ❤

  • @tmankewl5355
    @tmankewl5355 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man that gamestop employee conversation hits so close to home. I remember getting Red Dead Redemption, beating it, lending it to my uncle who ended up scratching up the disc beyond repair. So I had my dad take me to get a replacement bc I still wanted to play, and the GS employee went on some long schpeel about how half the game was focused on prostitution and having sex with strangers.
    As far as I can recall, there's some relatively dirty dialogue and maybe 1-2 sex scenes in cutscenes. Still probably not kid-friendly, but holy fuck that guy was straight up lying about half the shit he said. And my dad didn't let me get it, a game I'd already beat, because the employee straight up fabricated details about the game..

  • @ChloGaff
    @ChloGaff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who has worked in a game store, I am sorry to say I do the exact same thing they complained about 😂 I’ve had kids not tell the parent about the game and I ask the parent to come into the store or whatever and be like “you okay they’re getting an 18 rated game?” And most of the time they don’t care or they’re like Schlatts mom where they aren’t happy but they let it happen. But there is the small few who blow up at the kid for trying to buy an 18s rated game like GTA

  • @Otzkar
    @Otzkar ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fighting against sonic is 100% a death sentence

    • @LavaFountain
      @LavaFountain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, taking into account that I, and therefore Sonic, would both be completely and erotically naked, he wouldn't have any gold rings on his person, and is therefore one hit away fron death, I think well-timed, hail mary elbow strike in the direction he is approaching from, could potentially take the fight from " certain death" to " I'd have to get lucky to win" category, i'd like to see a counter argument to that point if you disagree, even if it has been a year since your comment.

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LavaFountain I'd imagine in a situation where both I, and therefore Sonic were completely and erotically naked, fighting might not be the only possible way to "subdue" "him". As the ancient proverb goes: If you cant beat them join them. why not put a golden ring on sonics blue sausage fingers and make him yours. you wouldnt "have to get lucky to win" Sonic doesnt believe in luck, he believes in fate and maybe, just maybe, imagine if you hail mary elbow striked Sonic while both you and him are completely and erotically naked, and your elbow touched his wooly chest you could spark a fire in that blue bimbo of a creature and truly "go fast"

  • @reignwillows699
    @reignwillows699 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “You can just take them” - Schlatt. We all need to hold this against him everytime he yells at us for saying that when it comes to signs, cones, or other “free” things😅

    • @vegeta6169
      @vegeta6169 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It'a free tho...

  • @_mooch
    @_mooch ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm convinced Schlatt has never played a Sonic the Hedgehog game haha

  • @wholelottawhale4103
    @wholelottawhale4103 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t want sonic to have his shoes off ever, sonic feet is something I never want to think about ever again

  • @Samantha-dl9gf
    @Samantha-dl9gf ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I-- this podcast has become "guess what ailment Schlatt will have today" and it always surprises me 😂

  • @LardMc
    @LardMc ปีที่แล้ว +17

    People ask me why I like Mario so much more than Ted Nivison, and I tell them that maybe it has to do with Mario not leaving me out in the rain with my bones shattered after saying hi

  • @zacm894
    @zacm894 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd love to see schlatt powerup with the 7 chaos emeralds lol

  • @luvdie
    @luvdie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that schlatt knows the mario kart wii meta of funky kong on the flame runner or spear

  • @InsideAssassin2
    @InsideAssassin2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being beaten to a pulp by Ted wielding a baseball bat

  • @Ringocos
    @Ringocos ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Being a fan of chuckle sandwich is like being a fan of nyc before 9/11

  • @erio2352
    @erio2352 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Ted was talking about his micro transactions about games he was talking about Cartoon Wars. Sometimes I wish that apple let old games run on newer iOS because I wanna play it again. It gives me so much nostalgia and I just wanted to grind it again.

  • @clankk2279
    @clankk2279 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how Ness is the only character on the list that has actually stripped fully naked and beaten up multiple enemies (sure it’s in his mind and he’s only nude in the Japanese version, but it counts)
    Also you could take away that baseball bat if you want he still has PSI and magic. The moment you get near him he’ll PK Rockin you to death.

  • @cyoverstreet9531
    @cyoverstreet9531 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is the best podcast to be slowly and painfully beaten in a fistfight by a gorilla to.

  • @anfolt
    @anfolt ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:04:16 he's not wrong but what a crazy way to describe a character 💀

  • @Papa_Eli
    @Papa_Eli ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ted talking about Cartoon Wars at the beginning of this episode threw me for a fucking loop. My entire childhood…

  • @S_yIvie
    @S_yIvie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Giant, omnipotent killer robot:
    Ted: "Yeah, Ill just summon a road spike"
    Random drunk hobo:
    Ted:"Yeah no, were fucced"

  • @DrivingGod21
    @DrivingGod21 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'll say it again, I am 100% here for the "Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich" intros. Gets me every time.

  • @pristinesaltine1654
    @pristinesaltine1654 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i love how active tucker was in this i love him omg

  • @cosmosisrose
    @cosmosisrose ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had like chronic styes as a kid for some reason and smth that always helped was a used (and mostly cooled don’t be boiling your face off) teabag on it. idk the mechanics of that or if it was just placebo but it always seemed to help more than anything else

  • @KaibaKid_
    @KaibaKid_ หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've determined that if I ever meet Schlatt, I'll do a combination of what I wanna do and what he wants me to do: I pass by him without accosting him, just saying like "oh hey, Schlatt." But I also give him the tiny, frantic wave and nervous smile that I give to animals of all sizes and threat levels

  • @grassy4104
    @grassy4104 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think "jshmattle" just lives in limbo and is constantly going through slight inconveniences

  • @bethannweber1432
    @bethannweber1432 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m watching this drunk and it makes it so much better. Love it.

  • @jackskellington3328
    @jackskellington3328 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite podcast to listen to whilst catching birds and doing whatever I want with them

  • @pleasegoawaydude
    @pleasegoawaydude ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Sometimes I forget how young they are, and then Ted says something like "Who the hell is Jeeves?"

    • @Nimwei
      @Nimwei ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’m the exact same age as Ted and I was shocked he didn’t know about Ask Jeeves

    • @pleasegoawaydude
      @pleasegoawaydude ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Nimwei I'm literally younger than both of them, but I think I'm just behind my own times by roughly two decades.

    • @vegeta6169
      @vegeta6169 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im 17 and The only Jeeves i know is from the 1990 british comedy series Jeeves And Wooster.

    • @Wendidyoutubestartusinghandles
      @Wendidyoutubestartusinghandles ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I thought they were older than me for some reason but the jeeves segment made me realize that I’m the old one 🥲

    • @kirbotime
      @kirbotime ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vegeta6169 the ultimate Jeeves

  • @benm2022
    @benm2022 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing battle cats and spending hundreds of dollars on cat food

  • @vigilantescomic
    @vigilantescomic ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while laughing at the funny number in the title.

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Redt number funny haha 69 nice

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here is the full Clip : when i met jschlatt
      th-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/w-d-xo.html

  • @anthonychong665
    @anthonychong665 ปีที่แล้ว

    I must say I thoroughly enjoyed this episode

  • @theomelon1818
    @theomelon1818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Logic is the study of correct reasoning. It includes both formal and informal logic. Formal logic is the science of deductively valid inferences or of logical truths. It is a formal science investigating how conclusions follow from premises in a topic-neutral way. When used as a countable noun, the term "a logic" refers to a logical formal system that articulates a proof system. Formal logic contrasts with informal logic, which is associated with informal fallacies, critical thinking, and argumentation theory. While there is no general agreement on how formal and informal logic are to be distinguished, one prominent approach associates their difference with whether the studied arguments are expressed in formal or informal languages. Logic plays a central role in multiple fields, such as philosophy, mathematics, computer science, and linguistics.
    Logic studies arguments, which consist of a set of premises together with a conclusion. Premises and conclusions are usually understood either as sentences or as propositions and are characterized by their internal structure; complex propositions are made up of simpler propositions linked to each other by propositional connectives like {\displaystyle \land }\land (and) or {\displaystyle \to }\to (if...then). The truth of a proposition usually depends on the denotations of its constituents. Logically true propositions constitute a special case since their truth depends only on the logical vocabulary used in them and not on the denotations of other terms.
    Arguments can be either correct or incorrect. An argument is correct if its premises support its conclusion. The strongest form of support is found in deductive arguments: it is impossible for their premises to be true and their conclusion to be false. Deductive arguments contrast with ampliative arguments, which may arrive in their conclusion at new information that is not present in the premises. However, it is possible for all their premises to be true while their conclusion is still false. Many arguments found in everyday discourse and the sciences are ampliative arguments, sometimes divided into inductive and abductive arguments. Inductive arguments usually take the form of statistical generalizations while abductive arguments are inferences to the best explanation. Arguments that fall short of the standards of correct reasoning are called fallacies.
    Systems of logic are theoretical frameworks for assessing the correctness of reasoning and arguments. Logic has been studied since Antiquity; early approaches include Aristotelian logic, Stoic logic, Anviksiki, and the mohists. Modern formal logic has its roots in the work of late 19th-century mathematicians such as Gottlob Frege. While Aristotelian logic focuses on reasoning in the form of syllogisms, in the modern era its traditional dominance was replaced by classical logic, a set of fundamental logical intuitions shared by most logicians. It consists of propositional logic, which only considers the logical relations on the level of propositions, and first-order logic, which also articulates the internal structure of propositions using various linguistic devices, such as predicates and quantifiers. Extended logics accept the basic intuitions behind classical logic and extend it to other fields, such as metaphysics, ethics, and epistemology. Deviant logics, on the other hand, reject certain classical intuitions and provide alternative accounts of the fundamental laws of logic.

  • @augustmyers339
    @augustmyers339 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No way their beating Stunfisk, high HP, can cause earthquakes, shoot thunder, throw blobs of poison, can literally shoot boiling water at you. When you touch it you get a jolt of electricity and get paralyzed. Stunfisk is going home with the win here.

    • @golira19
      @golira19 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not to mention the fish it’s supposed to be irl is super dangerous

    • @cottoncandysans
      @cottoncandysans ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well if we were being realistic the only characters they would win against would be Toadette, Tingle, Navi (if they found a way), and Diva (if shes not in her mech)

  • @brandonpickard8339
    @brandonpickard8339 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The perfect podcast to listen to the hosts bring up stories they’ve previously told while the other hosts act like it’s the first time they’ve heard it

  • @sluggmom
    @sluggmom ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know ow a guy who worked for cha-cha and it literally was a guy googling your question for you.
    I also knew a guy who cha-cha'd how to blow up the white house and was pulled out of school to be interviewed by the feds lol

  • @zzeroara9511
    @zzeroara9511 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    during the sonic part my whole thought process was "well if the homing attack can knock metal fucking robots into pieces and shatter their body, what the fuck would it do to a human? obviously a human would die"
    and then...Schlatt basically describes it while saying he has no homing attack?????
    has schlatt not watched a single sonic games' gameplay since the 2D era?!?!?

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Schlatt never fails to unlock memories on this podcast like ChaCha. Except I used it after my parents got unlimited talk and text so I got to terrorize ChaCha at no extra cost

  • @wendydanielle3476
    @wendydanielle3476 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Does anyone remember Ask Peter and you could secretly type your own answer for it to give and scare the shit out of your friends?

  • @Michaelscycle
    @Michaelscycle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:00 I remember getting DDLC from gamestop (with my own money) and the cashier looked my mom in the eyes and read off all the warnings. Thankful my mom actually let me buy it lmao

  • @exileisland2675
    @exileisland2675 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    congrats to schlatt for crossing the threshold of hair length where he can actually bun it up. lookin fresh. that in-between phase was rough lol.

  • @tylertruman6078
    @tylertruman6078 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while wondering why jschlatt is using ice instead of heat for his stye.

  • @kinko4786
    @kinko4786 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really love to sleep to this podcast really chill and nice

  • @caseyhaggerty4089
    @caseyhaggerty4089 ปีที่แล้ว

    Schlatt, as someone who works with dogs, there is a way to beat a German Shepherd however it does depend on if it is a show line, working line, or pet line - working line will be the hardest to beat with no weapons

  • @smolboyvin38
    @smolboyvin38 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best podcast i've ever listened to!

  • @camilleb51
    @camilleb51 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is a shocker, schlatt started off the podcast on an angry rant. who would’ve guessed!

  • @DJHarumScarum
    @DJHarumScarum ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way Ted ranted about Tom Nook had me dying 😂

  • @julianjpantoja4603
    @julianjpantoja4603 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nucular is a phonetic pronounciation of nuclear that became widespread during the 50s. People say it's a mispronounciation but it has become so widespread by now that it might as well just be considered another way to say the word. Scientists and politicians have used nucular instead of nuclear for a while and it is most seen in british and canadian speakers

  • @mikeyrivas5516
    @mikeyrivas5516 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man Ted talking about Cartoon Wars brought me back to my childhood I totally forgot about that game

    • @GoatandWatch
      @GoatandWatch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yea i actually went crazy when i heard ted referencing cartoon wars, what a specific mobile game niche, i can't believe it. those games are mostly delisted now. i wish we could tell ted it was cartoon wars and what happened to it so he could relive that experience

  • @madisyntrees5128
    @madisyntrees5128 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is literally the best thing ever