Our Video Game Character Tier List - Chuckle Sandwich EP 69
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ค. 2024
- On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich we challenge ourselves to determine if we could defeat a series of popular (and also some really random) video game characters in a fight to the death. We probably believe in ourselves more than anyone else does.
Twitter: / chucklesandwich
Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
Edited by Scott: / scottposts
Intro Music by Oval: • The OFFICIAL Chuckle S...
CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - intro
00:02:10 - search engines
00:03:40 - microtransactions
00:07:31 - gamestop employees
00:12:24 - video game character tierlist
00:16:29 - yoshi
00:18:53 - master chief
00:20:48 - coach
00:23:22 - ness
00:25:06 - mii
00:27:01 - sonic
00:31:13 - "the hooded guy from assassins creed"
00:32:44 - funky kong
00:34:49 - blue among us character
00:37:39 - psycho from borderlands
00:39:22 - tom nook
00:43:22 - roman from gta 4
00:46:43 - glados from portal 2
00:49:39 - doom guy
00:50:13 - toadette
00:50:45 - diddy kong
00:51:27 - pink fall guy
00:52:20 - steve
00:53:47 - winston
00:54:43 tingle
00:56:06 - link
00:56:23 - the fallout boy
01:03:02 - rayman
01:04:19 - d.va
01:06:04 - mario
01:08:09 - yoda (lego star wars)
01:10:42 - samus
01:11:25 - stunfisk
01:12:48 - bowser
01:13:56 - navi
01:17:14 - dart monkey
01:19:38 - seth
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Jared Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven't figured out what this podcast is about yet. - ตลก
Schlatt has so many problems every podcast that I wouldn't be surprised if next week he rolled up in a wheelchair.
Metal sarcophagus
After what Ted does to him, he absolutely will be
"Rolled up" that kinda got me.
Schlatt put me in a wheelchair once. What goes around comes around, I guess
LOL
i like how Ted is so adamant that he could kill GLADoS, a murderous robot who managed to kill an entire facility of millions with neurotoxin, but is a little dubious on what Toadette has in store
Yeah but she's naked aka no facility toys.
She doesn't even have arms, all she could do is flail around.
it grinds my gears, especially since (according to ted himself (in the tinkle section)) the characters are fighting you after however much time has passed. glados being "naked" is just her base form, as part of the facility, and after getting beat by a chick with portals and explosives TWICE, she's absolutely preparing for someone much more dangerous than ted.
@@Green_Bean_Machine Not contradicting you on any argument, but the character is "tingle". Just Fyi.
They also were dubious on mario, just a fucking guy, a middle aged plumber, a minimum waged employee, but the supercomputer with millions of kills, nah they dead.
@@jorbertfivesevenaetree5043 Well considering he's not "just some guy" and can lift up a whole ass castle he would definitely be able to kill you
Schlatt is so confident in his mind he could probably solo God if he was naked and would say some shit like, "his power comes from his robes"
"Jesus is probably naked under those robes"
"his power comes from his sandals"
Isn’t there a guy in the book of Judges that gains his power from his hair?
@@DingoDongo09 No, not quite. Samson was dedicated to God, and blessed with immense strength, but his powers came from God, not his hair. Part of his dedication was a Nazarite vow. In this, he was to never drink, never touch corpses, and never cut his hair. (might be some other pieces to it). He flaunted his vows openly several times, and used his strength to mock his enemies. Cutting his hair was the last part of his vow that he *hadn't* broken, and when his hair was cut he was punished by having his strength taken away.
So...sort of? His power was taken away because his hair was cut, but it's not like he had magic hair that gave him superpowers. His hair was representative of his relationship with God and he was punished for breaking his vows.
@@mentaya11NERD
The fact that they thought they even stood a chance against 90% of these is insane.
I mean if they were 100% truthful about it then it wouldn't be as fun
Yoda and Sammus would squish em, along with Dva tbh.
Streamers egos.... What do you expect lol they even delude themselves that streaming is a real job
@@Tom-oj7si ? still got enough money for the rest of their life lol
@@Tom-oj7si the fact people still think TH-camrs and streamers isn't a real job when you can test out mattresses as a job astound me. Ted drove across the entire country for a 30 minute video💀 people like Micheal reaves spend months and months coding real robot electronics and algorithms and have to edit down 100's of hours of footage all for a 15 minute video. Let's see you do that shit lmao, what do you do big man? It certainly isn't the hardest job but there very much is work that goes into this shit lmao. People probably thought making video games wasn't a real job back in the day too. Old person mindset lmao
Schlatt gets angrier and angrier every episode.. one day he will just talk in grunts
return to molnkeya
Kratos with sideburns
goblin man
@@damaan1243 based
Still not as angry as he was in ‘99
Cant believe I’m seeing this right after I just met Ted! It was such a privilege to have the real Ted Nivison break my kneecaps 🥰
omg what an honour 😍
I wish he'd break mine :(
@just i c e BRO WAHT IS THIS JOKE
It has been 67 episodes and tha joke is still goIng
Yeah well Ted killed me
Schlatt: "It's his shoes!!"
Sonic: *will literally roll his body through your chest at light speed*
There probably be just a bloody trail all that’s left
Litteraly A train
no that's stupid he can't go at light speed there's no way they made that whole song about how he goes at the speed of sound he's literally named after the fact he goes at the speed of sound he can't go light speed that's ridiculous
@@vizzy61 Depends on which sonic
I’m so glad someone finally caught Ted saying “nucular” instead of “nuclear”
I do the same thing
@@falliscrispy1234 Despicable
Finally caught the slippery fuck
@@falliscrispy1234unbelievable 😐😐
a few days ago i met ted and schlatt at the grocery store! ted screamed profanities at me, grabbed an old womans walker, broke three of my ribs and my kneecaps, and then stabbed me 8 times in the abdomen. i didn't get to talk to schlatt, he was doing something to a homeless man behind the store. what an incredible experience!
Was he holding a can of beans?
@@AngeMaru486 yes (i was the homeless guy)
@@AngeMaru486 yeah! and i think after he started doing something to a jar of peanut butter?
Was he holding a suitcase?
That's terrible 😕 reminds me of the time Ted chucked my grandad out a window. he's slowly recovering now 😔
Glad to see tucker talking and engaging alot more. Almost like a third podcast member. Hope he doesn't disappear like the last victim
a very boruff-like figure
Tucker more like talker 🙂
@@mikeymoistmouth5255 😂
Dude we don’t talk about Char- *gunshots*
Someone’s in the void dome… but I wonder who…
Dude them completely ignoring the fact that Ness has psychic powers is making me pull my hair out
yeah ffs they just discussed him as a kid with a baseball bat
he gets his psychic powers from his hat. if these two men were naked fighting a naked ness, somebody should call the cops and fast.
Ted and Schlatt are gangsters until the PK fire and PK flash come out
@@YourMostFavoriteNPC ERM ness can't preform PK fire in earthbound 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@lazyavatar2479 ERM, he can in Smash, so it depends on where you fight him. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Schlatt saying his arm is going to kill Sonic when Sonic literally smashes through robots in a single hit is funny.
this episode made me chuckle all over my sandwich
stfu it was just posted, u commented within 2 minutes havent even watched it yet
You…what?
Disgusting. Do it again.
That sounds too much like you just bust into two slices of bread
@@ondrae7528 a coom on rye
Imagine if Ted actually broke somebody’s legs, and they commented everywhere about it, called the police, and just got laughed at by literally everybody they told. Then they start going crazy, they lose their job, their loved ones and friends drift away, and they disappear into the woods.
They become Seth. Or the funny looking mii
That’s just my average Tuesday
“Imagine”
How do you think tucker ended up on the podcast? You think he’s there by his own free will?
@@redact7577 oh yeah…
Schlatt actually had a pretty solid logic for Sonic, just a little confused. Shadow gets his speed from his shoes, Sonic's is natural
schlatt putting ice on a stye when you're supposed to use a warm compress really just sheds light on how he's getting so injured
We'd like to friendly remind The Chuckle Sandwich Podcast members that Ness is a psychic child who can dodge lightning, teleport, and obliterate objects.
Exactly what I was thinking brother
he killed god i think
also the final boss in earthbound (gigyas) is literally the most horrifying Nintendo character, it's literally an eldritch god
@@Super-Vision exactly
We’d also like to friendly remind The Chuckle Sandwich Podcast members that Stunfisk is part electric type. Not only does this mean that it transmits energy when getting hit, the pokedex entry states that it is unhurt when stepped on my sumo wrestlers. Ted and Schlatt would get absolutely obliterated by stunfisk.
I like how they say Tingle's "like the green suit idubbbz used to wear" even though it's LITERALLY a tingle costume
"you can build a house on the moon for free... it'd be expensive, but-" - Theodore Nivision on the Laughing Bagel podcast, 2022
2:50 ChaCha wasn't a bot... It was actual humans answering questions. I would love to see the insane things Schlatt was sending to what he thought was a bot but was actually some unfortunate person.
Episode 69 boys let's go
@just i c e begone bot
Nice
Nice
Haha funny numby
@@ranchytuna1518 ver fun numr
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while descending into madness while on a ravenous rage, devouring all who show themselves to me.
@just i c e begone bot
@justice1046 POTATO WEDGES‼
real!
spammer not even able to watch it yet
Are... are you ok? Do you need to talk to someone?
Completely ignoring how insanely strong Steve is considering how much he can carry at any given time
Yeppers. Ignoring shulker boxes, using simple math from a particularly dense object, there are 9 hotbar slots, 27 inventory slots, and an off-hand slot. (also ignoring armor) Each slot can hold a stack of 64. Each minecraft block is 1 cubic meter. A cubic meter of gold weighs 19.3 metric tons. 9+1+27-37. 37*64=2,368 blocks of gold. 2,368*19.3=45,702.4 metric tons he can easily sprint and bunny hop with if he isn't hungry. Around twice the mass of the titanic. If we count shulker boxes and they aren't some mystical bag of holding, then each of those slots can be a shulker box with 27 slots of inventory in them. 27*45,702.4=1,233,964.8 metric tons. That's around the weight of the empire state building, the burj kalifa and the international space station combined. And that's without doing any looking into what might be denser than gold, or other tricks to carrying stuff, or factoring in his armor, etc.
Watched this episode while my mom was on the couch next to me and she told me to tell Ted that she "expects better and wants him to make more pirate pizza" so there ya have it
Chacha wasn't a bot, I worked as a search-er for them for a few months in college (they paid ~$0.02 per answer and you'd have to compete against other searchers to respond the fastest to queries, which is how it felt so instant).
Oh man rlly lmao
Wtf did you get a hourly wage in addition to that?
Came to the comments to say the same, not sure how many worked there over the course of time but I was a search-er as well.
i wonder why Tucker lets these guys run his podcast
I really loved watching the light leave teds eyes when he realised he was pronouncing nuclear wrong
IMAGINE NOT DOING A SMASH OR PASS ON EP 69
Technically it was a smash or pass. Smash the character to bits or pass away trying
I like how they thought Ness was an easier fight than some guy's mii, when one of them can't take Matt in a fist fight and the other one aborted Space Satan
Yall ever see that scene from the original Matilda where the teacher picks that kid up by the pigtails and swings her out a window? I'd do that to Toadette
That’s legitimately brilliant
Fun fact: "Nucular" is actually a word, referring to the nucule of a fruit.
Jschlatt when Ness simply replaces his soul with that of a dog and then Sonic runs past him so fast that Sonic is able to replace Schlatt's entire skeleton with glue before he blinks: "..."
Schlatt saying all he would have to do is clothesline Sonic, meanwhile completely ignoring that he can run well over the speed of sound is hilarious to think about.
and that sonic literally runs through solid metal robots on a day to day basis lmao
He also believes he can take Ness so maybe he’s hiding something
Sonic's shoes are specially designed to be fireproof. Sonic wins easy.
Schlatt literally said that he just wants to anger Sega fans. It's not that deep.
@@Color_Splsh See maybe that would've worked if genuinely every single thing he described about Sonic couldn't easily be proved wrong and I wasn't just laughing at him
Schlatt, he has psychic powers. He'll tear you limb from limb, and drive you insane if you touch him wrong. He's not just some kid. He's basically a god
He literally kills an eldritch god at the end
I think Ted forgot that Glados is essentially an entire building because she can control everything there. If they both fight naked and she just smashes him between two walls he would quite literally instantly die
The nucular/nuclear argument just felt like the "cool whip" argument from family guy
18:59 I love how he list having no parents as one of the factors of why master chief would win
Batman strategy
It gives him +5 charisma
The way they glossed over the way Ted said Tumeric killed me inside
I need the timestamp
my guy that is how turmeric is supposed to be pronounced
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while purchasing $1,000 in-game currency in battle cats
Consider that Steve can carry millions of pounds without breaking a sweat.
He can also fly and basically spawn creatures from an egg, infinitely.
@@jeviljuice1633 Well, only in creative mode. That's like saying the dragonborn is invincible because I can toggle god mode. Steve has plenty of OP powers without that, though.
he can actually carry about 9 billion kg
But carrying stuff doesn't mean nothing for Steve's strengh, otherwise there would be a mechanic where he does more damage the less stuff he carries.
The inventory is something that is not related to strength, akin to storing things in a pocket dimension.
That man has killed many -a- monster with his bare hands in the darkest of nights
I love how genuinely schlatt asked "Are you fucking with me?" like he was deadly serious
"Schlatt"'s Rick and Morty Cringe Rage is one of the most relatable things he's done since 1999.
With each passing episode Schlatts life just gets weirder and he comes onto the podcast angrier and angrier, by the end of the year he’s gonna be calling from a hospital room and speaking in only grunts from his rage
You know what, despite the fact sonic could actually turn a crowd of people into red mist just by running I think the big guy could take him and honestly, how's sonic gonna run once ted gets a good kneebreaker in there
Sonic could beat Schlatt because of one thing
The light speed dash allows sonic to fly at a high velocity towards the nearest currency
And you know Schlatt always has copious amounts of money on him at all times
@@UpNextDonum oh shit and their naked, that means he must be hiding it in his... Uh oh
Choosing between watching the new chuckle sandwich video or the new Jschlatt video is a decision I can’t make
That’s easy. You watch the one with Jschlatt in it.
See, if you were an audio listener, you could've listened to the podcast whilst watching the Jschlatt video for vile chuckling
there’s only one right answer here
Jschlatt 👉👌
I love undertimeslopper
Ted: Steve can break a tree with his bare hands
also Ted: yeah, I could probably beat him.
42:40 red has this innate ability to somehow make references to whatever media I’m a fan of that week and it’s literally insane. Also makes my day :]
I love the part where they say "its chuckling time" and chuckle all over the sandwiches
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing nothing illegal at all whatsoever
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing nothing legal at all whatsoever
This is the best podcast of thr- err, two men who sit in chairs and talk into cameras and chat about existential murderous contemplations.
working on an assignment while listening to this and i genuinely had to stop and cry over schlatt's funky kong impression
Schlatt could take a mortal combat fighter. He could also take one in a fight, maybe.
Edit: TED, I went to the same GameStop (Westford Mass) to try and get Dark Souls 3, just before elden ring came out, with my dads girlfriend and that cashier said “this is rated M, by the way” and I kept the normal face at him, as one would, but as I looked away my face phased from fake calmness to pure anger. Luckily my Mom let me get Elden Ring, so that’s pretty good
Schlatt will also take a German Shepard in a fight by prying its jaws open.
@@captnpan he can also run in traffic and kill it
I’m loving the bit of Schlatt starting every episode an inconvenience, gets you right in the chuckling mood for the episode topic. ❤
Man that gamestop employee conversation hits so close to home. I remember getting Red Dead Redemption, beating it, lending it to my uncle who ended up scratching up the disc beyond repair. So I had my dad take me to get a replacement bc I still wanted to play, and the GS employee went on some long schpeel about how half the game was focused on prostitution and having sex with strangers.
As far as I can recall, there's some relatively dirty dialogue and maybe 1-2 sex scenes in cutscenes. Still probably not kid-friendly, but holy fuck that guy was straight up lying about half the shit he said. And my dad didn't let me get it, a game I'd already beat, because the employee straight up fabricated details about the game..
As someone who has worked in a game store, I am sorry to say I do the exact same thing they complained about 😂 I’ve had kids not tell the parent about the game and I ask the parent to come into the store or whatever and be like “you okay they’re getting an 18 rated game?” And most of the time they don’t care or they’re like Schlatts mom where they aren’t happy but they let it happen. But there is the small few who blow up at the kid for trying to buy an 18s rated game like GTA
Fighting against sonic is 100% a death sentence
I mean, taking into account that I, and therefore Sonic, would both be completely and erotically naked, he wouldn't have any gold rings on his person, and is therefore one hit away fron death, I think well-timed, hail mary elbow strike in the direction he is approaching from, could potentially take the fight from " certain death" to " I'd have to get lucky to win" category, i'd like to see a counter argument to that point if you disagree, even if it has been a year since your comment.
@@LavaFountain I'd imagine in a situation where both I, and therefore Sonic were completely and erotically naked, fighting might not be the only possible way to "subdue" "him". As the ancient proverb goes: If you cant beat them join them. why not put a golden ring on sonics blue sausage fingers and make him yours. you wouldnt "have to get lucky to win" Sonic doesnt believe in luck, he believes in fate and maybe, just maybe, imagine if you hail mary elbow striked Sonic while both you and him are completely and erotically naked, and your elbow touched his wooly chest you could spark a fire in that blue bimbo of a creature and truly "go fast"
“You can just take them” - Schlatt. We all need to hold this against him everytime he yells at us for saying that when it comes to signs, cones, or other “free” things😅
It'a free tho...
I'm convinced Schlatt has never played a Sonic the Hedgehog game haha
I don’t want sonic to have his shoes off ever, sonic feet is something I never want to think about ever again
I-- this podcast has become "guess what ailment Schlatt will have today" and it always surprises me 😂
People ask me why I like Mario so much more than Ted Nivison, and I tell them that maybe it has to do with Mario not leaving me out in the rain with my bones shattered after saying hi
I'd love to see schlatt powerup with the 7 chaos emeralds lol
I love that schlatt knows the mario kart wii meta of funky kong on the flame runner or spear
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being beaten to a pulp by Ted wielding a baseball bat
Being a fan of chuckle sandwich is like being a fan of nyc before 9/11
When Ted was talking about his micro transactions about games he was talking about Cartoon Wars. Sometimes I wish that apple let old games run on newer iOS because I wanna play it again. It gives me so much nostalgia and I just wanted to grind it again.
I like how Ness is the only character on the list that has actually stripped fully naked and beaten up multiple enemies (sure it’s in his mind and he’s only nude in the Japanese version, but it counts)
Also you could take away that baseball bat if you want he still has PSI and magic. The moment you get near him he’ll PK Rockin you to death.
This is the best podcast to be slowly and painfully beaten in a fistfight by a gorilla to.
1:04:16 he's not wrong but what a crazy way to describe a character 💀
Ted talking about Cartoon Wars at the beginning of this episode threw me for a fucking loop. My entire childhood…
Giant, omnipotent killer robot:
Ted: "Yeah, Ill just summon a road spike"
Random drunk hobo:
Ted:"Yeah no, were fucced"
I'll say it again, I am 100% here for the "Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich" intros. Gets me every time.
i love how active tucker was in this i love him omg
I had like chronic styes as a kid for some reason and smth that always helped was a used (and mostly cooled don’t be boiling your face off) teabag on it. idk the mechanics of that or if it was just placebo but it always seemed to help more than anything else
I've determined that if I ever meet Schlatt, I'll do a combination of what I wanna do and what he wants me to do: I pass by him without accosting him, just saying like "oh hey, Schlatt." But I also give him the tiny, frantic wave and nervous smile that I give to animals of all sizes and threat levels
I think "jshmattle" just lives in limbo and is constantly going through slight inconveniences
I’m watching this drunk and it makes it so much better. Love it.
This is my favorite podcast to listen to whilst catching birds and doing whatever I want with them
Sometimes I forget how young they are, and then Ted says something like "Who the hell is Jeeves?"
I’m the exact same age as Ted and I was shocked he didn’t know about Ask Jeeves
@@Nimwei I'm literally younger than both of them, but I think I'm just behind my own times by roughly two decades.
Im 17 and The only Jeeves i know is from the 1990 british comedy series Jeeves And Wooster.
Yeah I thought they were older than me for some reason but the jeeves segment made me realize that I’m the old one 🥲
@@vegeta6169 the ultimate Jeeves
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing battle cats and spending hundreds of dollars on cat food
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while laughing at the funny number in the title.
Redt number funny haha 69 nice
Here is the full Clip : when i met jschlatt
th-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/w-d-xo.html
I must say I thoroughly enjoyed this episode
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No way their beating Stunfisk, high HP, can cause earthquakes, shoot thunder, throw blobs of poison, can literally shoot boiling water at you. When you touch it you get a jolt of electricity and get paralyzed. Stunfisk is going home with the win here.
Not to mention the fish it’s supposed to be irl is super dangerous
well if we were being realistic the only characters they would win against would be Toadette, Tingle, Navi (if they found a way), and Diva (if shes not in her mech)
The perfect podcast to listen to the hosts bring up stories they’ve previously told while the other hosts act like it’s the first time they’ve heard it
I know ow a guy who worked for cha-cha and it literally was a guy googling your question for you.
I also knew a guy who cha-cha'd how to blow up the white house and was pulled out of school to be interviewed by the feds lol
during the sonic part my whole thought process was "well if the homing attack can knock metal fucking robots into pieces and shatter their body, what the fuck would it do to a human? obviously a human would die"
and then...Schlatt basically describes it while saying he has no homing attack?????
has schlatt not watched a single sonic games' gameplay since the 2D era?!?!?
Schlatt never fails to unlock memories on this podcast like ChaCha. Except I used it after my parents got unlimited talk and text so I got to terrorize ChaCha at no extra cost
Does anyone remember Ask Peter and you could secretly type your own answer for it to give and scare the shit out of your friends?
8:00 I remember getting DDLC from gamestop (with my own money) and the cashier looked my mom in the eyes and read off all the warnings. Thankful my mom actually let me buy it lmao
congrats to schlatt for crossing the threshold of hair length where he can actually bun it up. lookin fresh. that in-between phase was rough lol.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while wondering why jschlatt is using ice instead of heat for his stye.
I really love to sleep to this podcast really chill and nice
Schlatt, as someone who works with dogs, there is a way to beat a German Shepherd however it does depend on if it is a show line, working line, or pet line - working line will be the hardest to beat with no weapons
This is the best podcast i've ever listened to!
this is a shocker, schlatt started off the podcast on an angry rant. who would’ve guessed!
The way Ted ranted about Tom Nook had me dying 😂
Nucular is a phonetic pronounciation of nuclear that became widespread during the 50s. People say it's a mispronounciation but it has become so widespread by now that it might as well just be considered another way to say the word. Scientists and politicians have used nucular instead of nuclear for a while and it is most seen in british and canadian speakers
Man Ted talking about Cartoon Wars brought me back to my childhood I totally forgot about that game
yea i actually went crazy when i heard ted referencing cartoon wars, what a specific mobile game niche, i can't believe it. those games are mostly delisted now. i wish we could tell ted it was cartoon wars and what happened to it so he could relive that experience
This is literally the best thing ever