Clearly Ted doesn't know the audience at all. We're half laying down in our beds with our right hand pinky finger supporting the phone. Not on a dingy friggin couch
thanks for having me on, seems like there was an editing mistake where my camera and audio arent present in the episode. im willing to forgive it this time
Wierd how Schlatt states that he no longer looks at prices and then three minutes later then says the price if his $2 black shirt. It’s almost like he is LYING.
I know it’s a sensitive topic to speak on but recently i’ve made a tribute to slimecicle on my channel. Even though it’s been so long since his passing, a simple skiing incident back in 2027, I can’t help but feel like he’s still with us sometimes. He was only 5. I can even hear him on this podcast sometimes in the background. sometimes even when i’m alone. i pray he thrives in the underworld ❤️ fly high sweet prince 🕊️
The following monologue is further evidence that "Jthony Schlatano" and "Apandah" are figments of "Ted Nivison"'s imagination that he can manifest for camera presence.
i haven't watched dune yet so i'm glad that ted said spoilers for it that was cool i'm glad he has a little sensor in his mind that detects which series i haven't seen so he can spoil one every episode that's such a cool chuckle sandwich feature
Ted being alone with his thoughts and not knowing what to do demonstrates his complete inability to demonstrate human behavior. We are starting to the Skinwalker side of him more and more
I think in the world of Mad Max Schlatt would be a blackthumb pretty easily fixing cars and suping them up. Tucker would be some sort of Raider Chief like Lord Humongous or Scaborus Scrotus but Ted isnt making it through a day.
"Reach is like 9/11" ~Tucker Man, I adore when the boys bring out their whole gamer side, hearing Schlatt speak about the dayz experience and Ted bringing out the Halo knowledge is so great 👍
So this is basically just the isekai episode of chuckle sandwich where schlatt is fighting his burning desire to kill himself because he doesn't want to be there while ted is just yapping about the lore of the world he's been sent to
I think it would be funny if you guys did a tier list on how likely an action is to get you to hell. Example: Being racist - A tier Pedophilia - S tier Schlatts actions of 99' - S tier Moving to California - B tier Enjoying Wagyu - F tier
this is the most ive heard of "soggy biscuit" in my life (so far) and its all because of schlatt. schlatt singlehandedly brings up my "heard of soggy biscuit" stat in the millions
Ted, I live right by the thing and grew up with those strange billboards. When I saw you visited there, I freaked out and bragged to everyone in town. Your shirt brings me so much joy.
Canonically there’s 2 asteroids that bring the aliens I think and one lands in china while the other lands in North America. So anyway my point is, If you live on an island nation ur fine. Let’s go Australia or whatever
Man, you know you've read WAY too much into a franchise when someone speaks very passionately and excitedly about it and all you can think about is the deep lore they're messing up.
“I’ll last a couple months” Yall are dying at the cornucopia at the very beginning of the games lets be so fr. We also have to take in consideration that yall would have to be at most 18. 18 year old Schlatt is getting his shit rocked
Watching this in my room at 1:30am and hearing Ted and Schlatt telling me that they're in my hallway and *they want in* scared me more than most horror movies. Genuinely.
experiencing the "whatever your sitting on" - from my new $18 Giant Tiger camping chair with a vibey photo of an RV printed on it that I got for my desk will be a memorable moment that will live on, sewn into the spirit of my quarter life crisis, living in my moms basement, comfy enough fabric cup holder having chair.
Ted there's no way you cant afford to put the ol' girl to rest and just get a new vehicle. The fuel economy in LA alone should be reason enough. Let her sleep.
its okay ted, i did the same thing once in an apartment balcony, i let the gas sit running for a little too long and when i came out to light the grill, a massive flame burst in my face for just a quick second and i wound up burning off the tips of all the hairs on the frontal portion of my face, eyebrows, mustace and top of head included, it was a great feeling burst of heat but it looked like i came out of a cartoon explosion after the fact
A Quiet Place is very theme first so the whole movie is full of stuff that doesnt make any sense. And the other two are movies that should not exist because the loving sacrifice of a parent for the safety of their family in a cruel and dangerous world probably doesnt work if you extend it to a franchise
Moral agency is an individual's ability to make moral choices based on some notion of right and wrong and to be held accountable for these actions. A moral agent is "a being who is capable of acting with reference to right and wrong."
Dude the real world is hard already,I'll take the Garfield world over this one and be a fat orange cat.
Word up
The fat part had to be mentioned huh.
Just eating lasagna and watching tv would go hard
Fuck mondays
@@Thomas_Angelo this is garfield's alt
Guys thanks for having me this episode, too bad you didn’t let me speak
OMG VEV9BASE COMMENTED AND THERES ONLY 4 LIKES????
Eh you were ok in this one
tbh the parts with you in were pretty good, we need to see more
shoutout to those ogs who remember vev9base. This is such a throwback
i cant believe vev9base finally got on the podcast, ive been waiting since the start
Clearly Ted doesn't know the audience at all. We're half laying down in our beds with our right hand pinky finger supporting the phone. Not on a dingy friggin couch
im in da bath
i was on the toilet but then moved to my dinky old couch
I’m in the metro laying down with my left hand pinky supporting my phone
are you in my walls or something
@@aurelien5747laying on the metro is crazy dawg 😭
thanks for having me on, seems like there was an editing mistake where my camera and audio arent present in the episode. im willing to forgive it this time
woah its the man himself!
Tucker starts talking at 2:34
You are doing the lord's work.
@@station0201 I am the lord
thank you
Well I don’t really care about that because he isn’t an abomination like Ahpanda
Best 2min 33 pod ever!
"Nobody dies in shrek" The giant gingerbread man GAVE HIS LIFE! Also lord farquaad was eaten.
also real ones know about Mama Bear 💔 RIP queen 🪦🕊️
The fairy godmother too.
and puss died 8 times
And Farquaad's ghost was incarcerated.
Yeah but it was funny
@@islandsicedteaRip! Never spaghetti!
Wierd how Schlatt states that he no longer looks at prices and then three minutes later then says the price if his $2 black shirt. It’s almost like he is LYING.
I expect nothing less from "Schlonks"
Naw he's just a dumbass
"Apandah" does not speak in this video...
Thanks for letting us know this isn't worth watching
thank god
☝️ the duality of man
Thank goodness
phew, i was scared for a minute!
"Shart" starts speaking at 0:01
Thank you
Have you ever been funny
@@coSocks ok aphantasia boy
😅
@@Wilzies you fumbled it with this one
i love schlatt's constant misuse of the word "bludgeon"
I bludgeoned this comment
I bludgeoned all over after reading this comment
Guys not right now, delete the vid and re-upload in like 17 minutes.
I agree
You can say that again
This joke has been made under every episode
So annoying
@@Memu_That is exactly what inside jokes and memes ARE
I'm sorry, TED NIVISON telling US to get a new couch????
I know it’s a sensitive topic to speak on but recently i’ve made a tribute to slimecicle on my channel. Even though it’s been so long since his passing, a simple skiing incident back in 2027, I can’t help but feel like he’s still with us sometimes. He was only 5. I can even hear him on this podcast sometimes in the background. sometimes even when i’m alone. i pray he thrives in the underworld ❤️ fly high sweet prince 🕊️
He got better 👍
We all know just how survivable October 23, 2025 is
Can't believe that "event" happened almost 5 years ago.
@@Someone08-18 this is a reference to the t-shirt video
Dude do you comment this on every video?? 😭😭
@@kornelia8183I try
Hold on, isn't this tomorrow? 😧
I liked our little talk Ted. It felt like you really knew me.
Schlatt the type of guy to have a Mystery Mouseketool
so true
dora's backpack on hand fr
It’s so on brand that they have to make a rule that Schlatt can’t kill himself for every scenario.
Wow can’t believe I finished the video in only 19 seconds. Can’t believe all those words Ted and Schlatt said but Tucker carried once again 🤝
Same
24:54 What schlatt doesn't realize is if it's multiplayer it's going to end up like an anarchy server very quickly.
imagine how much you could troll your friends if they died for real
I eat candle. I am infertile from eat candle. The
Lmao We meet again
The
The
@@richardparsley2538 look at his community tab
The
18:45 I can't believe Tucker MANSPLAINED Minecraft to us
BAHAHAHHA
10:37 both schlatt and tucker asking ted for permission to leave and do something is crazy
cause they don't wanna die.
The following monologue is further evidence that "Jthony Schlatano" and "Apandah" are figments of "Ted Nivison"'s imagination that he can manifest for camera presence.
i haven't watched dune yet so i'm glad that ted said spoilers for it that was cool i'm glad he has a little sensor in his mind that detects which series i haven't seen so he can spoil one every episode that's such a cool chuckle sandwich feature
This is fucking unreadable holy shit
get boned
Ted being alone with his thoughts and not knowing what to do demonstrates his complete inability to demonstrate human behavior. We are starting to the Skinwalker side of him more and more
not even five minutes in and "shlagg" breaks down crying
44:41 BEYOND BASED, Schlatt just going straight to that made me incredibly happy
why must this drop as my ac dies for a second time. can I not simply enjoy life’s simple treasures of the chuckles?
have you considered moving to northern canada
Would you rather have unlimited chuckle sandwich and no ac or AC … unlimited ac… but no ac?
02:13 oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character….
this is really funny
but he kisses it make it better 💞
BAHAHAHAHA
My bad guy, I'll do better next time
Ted's every word hits tuckers comedy g spot and it's incredible to watch
Start watching horror movies boys, because I’d like a Halloween episode where you rank horror villains/universes you’d survive
They need an episode where they rate what horror characters they think they could defeat.
Ted’s next video: “I watched every horror movie 😰”
Its insane that Mad Max gets brought up and ted never brings up building ramps
IM CRYING RN BECAUSE I WAS LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE ON AMAZON AND I KEPT GETTING THE SAME MINTMOBILE AD EVERY GODDAMN FIVE MINUTES
I will pray for you 🙏
So did you get it?
@@Jeepster777 NO 😫
I think in the world of Mad Max Schlatt would be a blackthumb pretty easily fixing cars and suping them up. Tucker would be some sort of Raider Chief like Lord Humongous or Scaborus Scrotus but Ted isnt making it through a day.
I love that the longest segment was the Minecraft one and basically the whole time they were talking about the Jenny mod
"Reach is like 9/11" ~Tucker
Man, I adore when the boys bring out their whole gamer side, hearing Schlatt speak about the dayz experience and Ted bringing out the Halo knowledge is so great 👍
my grand mistake was clicking on this
My grand mistake was reading your comment.
GRAND
@@Krimxon_GRAND
I'm a grand mistake
What is this referencing?
Apandah starts speaking at 0:01
oh fuck not again
Big if true
So this is basically just the isekai episode of chuckle sandwich where schlatt is fighting his burning desire to kill himself because he doesn't want to be there while ted is just yapping about the lore of the world he's been sent to
I like how Tucker thought schlatt was 20 with him being an alcoholic
you dont think 20 yo’s can be alcoholics? thats funny
@@islandsicedtea schlatt would be a little stupid to drink on camera and be 20
They really chuckled this time
They got so hecking sandwich too
11:33 i am in fact, watching this while on a bench.
Today I learned Ted is a halo lore nerd, and I love it
I love when Schlatt & Ted chuckled all over the place on this episode
I think it would be funny if you guys did a tier list on how likely an action is to get you to hell. Example:
Being racist - A tier
Pedophilia - S tier
Schlatts actions of 99' - S tier
Moving to California - B tier
Enjoying Wagyu - F tier
I just red being racist-A tier and pedophillia - S tier without reading the first line and was very confused
they should consider this
Being Racist Should be F
On Gyatt FrFr
@@Follower_of_Yeshuacringe
@@seethingg What?!?!??! How, No Way!?!?!?!??!
The fact that Schlatt has no concept of any lore in any of these worlds but he knows all the lyrics to Butcher Pete killed me.
this video got me wiggling my toes with glee
YOU PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY RIGHT NOW
The sexual tension this episode was CRAZY
Wow, I was just thinking to myself about how it’s been months since you guy’s last upload! What a coincidence! I’m busy right now though
He’s been 6 days
@@DJTheCrafter close enough
@@aprilruledearth true true
this man saying get a couch when his got a truck with a DAMN CRATER in IT!! miss me with that shid ted CMON!!
1:10:09 Tucker's toad impression is spot on
Guys am I crazy or is ted WAY more purple than usual this episode
He does look purple adjacent today
"Reach was like 9/11" 💀 so true
Ted being so excited about the Halo lore was very cute ngl
The funniest joke in this episode is Schlatt saying a Miata is fast.
Ted talking to himself is the best example of ADHD
Ted talking about Halo made me incredibly happy
Ted I’m beginning to think we weren’t really talking to each other when the others were gone
I bet schlub is going to give them all f tier and say he’d immediately 💀 himself on each one
Not far off honestly
Scatt and Fed vs The Rumbling
"Schlair Conditioner" could never survive in Shrek's swamp
"Tet" starts speaking at 0:00
this is the most ive heard of "soggy biscuit" in my life (so far) and its all because of schlatt. schlatt singlehandedly brings up my "heard of soggy biscuit" stat in the millions
Ted, I live right by the thing and grew up with those strange billboards. When I saw you visited there, I freaked out and bragged to everyone in town. Your shirt brings me so much joy.
you didnt capitalize the Thing and i was so confused until i looked at his shirt lmao
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while remembering this joke from the old episodes
Video starts at 0:00
Video ends at 1:25:57
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I was searching everywhere for this comment!! You pulled through, thank you!!! 🙏🥰
The hero we needed but don’t deserve🙏
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quiet place is so comically easy to survive
one fart and I’m dead..
What happens when I need to break it down
This was made 22 mins ago
you’ve clearly never gone to get food at 1 in the morning
Canonically there’s 2 asteroids that bring the aliens I think and one lands in china while the other lands in North America. So anyway my point is, If you live on an island nation ur fine. Let’s go Australia or whatever
Schlatt trowing a fit about messing up his fingers is so girlypop
Tucker we will not be ignored. Every week I grow stronger in numbers. RIDDLE ME THIS? WHEN?
YOU grow in numbers?? 😥
@@islandsicedtea I'm the leader of the riddle faction yes
"we love you tucker" we all chant in unison
Where’s my sandwich
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while exploring the depths!
Man, you know you've read WAY too much into a franchise when someone speaks very passionately and excitedly about it and all you can think about is the deep lore they're messing up.
“I’ll last a couple months” Yall are dying at the cornucopia at the very beginning of the games lets be so fr. We also have to take in consideration that yall would have to be at most 18. 18 year old Schlatt is getting his shit rocked
been goosin for a chuckle and now i shall jubb
I’m glad I was finally able to tell Ted off. I got to practice talking over him. Thanks for listening, ya big dummy 🖤
Tucker's real for that. I wipe everything on my pants. It gives them character
Of course Schlatt hurts himself in the first 5 minutes
seeing schlatt react so negatively to that cut put a lot into perspective for me as a former self-harmer (two months clean!)
Congrats!!!
even though im a stranger, im really proud of you!!
two months is sick 💪 congrats
congrats dude!! im glad "jayschlart" helped you feel better about yourself!!!! keep it upp
keep going 🫶🏽
Watching this in my room at 1:30am and hearing Ted and Schlatt telling me that they're in my hallway and *they want in* scared me more than most horror movies. Genuinely.
experiencing the "whatever your sitting on" - from my new $18 Giant Tiger camping chair with a vibey photo of an RV printed on it that I got for my desk will be a memorable moment that will live on, sewn into the spirit of my quarter life crisis, living in my moms basement, comfy enough fabric cup holder having chair.
Ted there's no way you cant afford to put the ol' girl to rest and just get a new vehicle. The fuel economy in LA alone should be reason enough. Let her sleep.
That beer opening of "Schtupid" was painfull to watch
How can’t he just open it
this podcast is the epitome of boys will be boys and i’m here for it
them killing themselves at game of thrones is so funny to me 😭😭
read it as fuckability and was so ready but now im just disappointed
Apandah was so based this episode can't wait to see him on again!
Every Tuesday is a little better with chuckle sandwich 🥪
I started listening to you guys again after a long time, and I really regret it :D
my couch is only 60 years old Ted i dont need to replace it
"I've always wondered what it's like to be a girl."
"Uhh... nice! I'm Steve-"
That made me double take 😭
ted please bring back your fashion era
its okay ted, i did the same thing once in an apartment balcony, i let the gas sit running for a little too long and when i came out to light the grill, a massive flame burst in my face for just a quick second and i wound up burning off the tips of all the hairs on the frontal portion of my face, eyebrows, mustace and top of head included, it was a great feeling burst of heat but it looked like i came out of a cartoon explosion after the fact
what happened to the shrek thumbnail
"Shlitt" looks very Shreky this episode
Thank you guys for posting this. Recovering from wisdom teeth removal has been more tolerable with a few genuine chuckles
Anyone else see it switch from shrek to harry potter?
damn, and I was having such a good day...
ted's knowledge of halo is impeccable
A Quiet Place is very theme first so the whole movie is full of stuff that doesnt make any sense. And the other two are movies that should not exist because the loving sacrifice of a parent for the safety of their family in a cruel and dangerous world probably doesnt work if you extend it to a franchise
Moral agency is an individual's ability to make moral choices based on some notion of right and wrong and to be held accountable for these actions. A moral agent is "a being who is capable of acting with reference to right and wrong."