@@johnbeard9985 i sure hope not, it's a true tragedy. although if OP is still escaping the law 12 days after the event, there's no doubt they're chasing this criminal so ferociously for any other law-breaking act.
A way to solve world hunger is to eat the hungry people Fr tho we just need to get the hungry people to stop fucking. Stop having kids in a desolate wasteland beuh
I also really admire Ted for setting up Bruce Ottoman to replace him after he passes. It really shows that even with shortened days, Ted is still responsible and trying to make the best of things.
The fact that schlatt even said a date for Ted to die is crazy especially considering the last two people he guessed fairly accurately Ps. Please don’t die Ted
20:25 just buy two apartments right next to eachother, put all your stuff in one, and alternate which one you sleep at every month. just because you "move" to one, you can still do everything you need to do in the other, eliminating the process of moving all your stuff
It’s so sad that Charlie Slimecicle died from going through a mirror in the hall of mirrors in a magical circus in some weird realm of magic. I feel very sorry for his identical twin slmccl, it must be so hard for him that his brother died in such a specific way.
I dont know who this 'charles' guy is, but i think you guys are on about the dude that fell victim to 'schlatt' in 1999, right? I have no recollection of a guy called charlie from anywhere recent.
"Schlatt" calling people who drink Jin psychopaths while he himself would rather kill a family member rather than having to move every month is such a "Schlatt" thing to do
It’s an insane stance to have from a dude that spends all his free time like drinking and watching SpongeBob. I’m pretty sure a dog would not only have the reaction time to dodge your kick but can also like bite off your hand if it really wanted to. They can also jump high enough to go straight for your throat. I would love to see this dude do one of those police dog training events where they have the dogs go after someone in a padded suit.
Thinking that you might get lucky and one-shot a bloodthirsty German Shepard is about on par with thinking that you might get lucky and summon a fireball from your hand. Schlatt keeps saying "you only need to land one blow" as if you'd have more than one opportunity to attack before the German Shepard starts taking off fingers.
As much as I love chuckle sandwhich I think Charlie is better. So I think I’ll have to go with Charlie but no Charlie. Although the downside is no Charlie the good thing is Charlie
I’m glad Tuckers back, it’s been a while since I have seen him in a Ted Nivison Video! If you’re reading this Tucker, blink twice if you’re in danger! :)
I was secretly worried that they would run out of stuff to talk about or the back and forth would be stale with only two people, but then I remembered those two people (and Tucker, hi Tucker) are Ted and Schlatt. This was a great episode guys 👍
13:15 I’ll never forget the day this girl, back in 2011 when I was in junior year of high school, told our entire film class with pride that she was a direct descendant of John Wilkes booth. She was already unlikable and that did not help lol
@@noahroland99 cant tell if you replied to the wrong comment or if i'm too tired to understand whats going on Regardless i hope your having a good day^ :]
teds smile is just so fucking bright dude. i love episodes where hes having a great time and he just radiates joy. even from the screen dude it makes me so happy i love him
The 59th episode of the Tucker Sandwich is a smashing success once again! Idk who the other two guys are, probably just a couple of tiny, so so very tiny, streamers on the internet, but I hope they get to grow now that they're guests on the Tucker Sandwich Podcast
imma just say like... this is weird but I love how its been with charlie leaving the podcast. I AM NOT SAYING I AM GLAD HE LEFT JUST LISTEN. with other channels when someone leaves there's almost always a bit of conspiracy and shit, like weird vibes, but there's none of that with you guys. we know yall still chill asf with each other; you still joke about charlie and feature fanart with him, I just love how... not shitty its been!
Hey Teague and “Schlort”! Nice episode wake up today, I really enjoyed watching it on 4x speed while I’m on my way to a set of coordinates that only the three of us know 😉😁
I went 500 years into the future and can confirm that Ted Nivision did in fact come to the future before October 23rd, 2025. He also dismantled both my kneecaps before his interview with The Guardian. Thank you Ted!
Schlatt I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to let you know that I have purchased and now own the Schlanket from amazon!!!!!!!!😎😂 love ya man keep up the good work!
the German shepherd/Cat question reminded me of a few years ago when I was fixing a part of a fence on my pigs farm and I tripped and got my leg stuck in the electric fence so I was getting shocked once a second and the male hog that was right there saw me stuck getting shocked so he bit me on the leg and was starting to rip my leg back and forth so I had to grab the front leg of a 500 Pound pig and basically sweep his leg so he fell and then backed off until I could get my leg unstuck and I also found out later that day that my heart had a palpitation ot whatever it's called when it stops for a moment
When I saw the camera cut to Scott, I was half expecting Ted to say “Audio listeners, love you to death: we are literally RIPPING a new one into our editor Scott for drinking Gin like a masochistic piece of shit.”
Without father Charles, to balance it out I already know things are about to get goofy, Schlatt asking insane questions then bullying Ted and Ted asking questions and having Schlatt call him stupid
I've lived with both cats and dogs, (rottweilers and domestic/feral cats) and I gotta go with taking the dog. Ten cats you'd never get out no matter how hard. Schlatt totally has the best look out on the situation
Nah, dogs can take a beating unlike cats. All dogs I've had growing up have been some tough fuckers, one even got hit by a car and was fine (obv took her to the vet to check) she just walked it off.
@@Jim-dy4wv cats can take a lot of beating, not as much as a dog, but WAY more than you would think, if a cat wanted to kill you it would seriously fuck you up. so 10 of them would be way worse than one dog.
@@yeetskeet907 both will fuck me up but dog is gonna kill me more likely. Snapping a cats neck and stomping slamming them isnt hard so I rather tank 10 cats than a dog who only needs one bite.
@@baizuo_6246 have fun trying to break its neck while its lashing and clawing at you with razor sharp teeth and claws. Dogs have relatively dull teeth and claws but if you can avoid getting bit and hit a really good hit and take advantage of it being smaller than you and there is only one you would survive. BUT TEN CATS? Killing just one would be really hard but TEN? That is downright impossible.
as a dog owner with german-shepard sized dogs, here's my strategy, but you gotta be ballsy to execute: tackle the torso/ribcape, you're a lot heavier than the dog is, it's going down, use your free arm to lock down it's head to the floor. that's it. you've got control from here. just use your bodyweight.
I think with the German shepherd vs feral cats they need to look at people trying to catch feral cats and see how near impossible it is without equipment. Also German Shepherd that only have one point of danger: it’s mouth, they don’t really claw or kick. Cats on the other hand have 5 points on danger with their mouths and 4 paws, and with the climbing capabilities of cats they can cling like there’s no tomorrow
A two person podcast is just a convo bro what the hell
the fuck did you think was happening when there were three of us
@@ChuckleSandwich real.
@@ChuckleSandwich orgy
thats cool but there were three of them
@@ChuckleSandwich there were 3???
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while escaping the law
YOU TOO how many babies you killed?
I hope you didn't have anything to do with what happened in my country on the 8th September 2022
@@johnbeard9985 i sure hope not, it's a true tragedy. although if OP is still escaping the law 12 days after the event, there's no doubt they're chasing this criminal so ferociously for any other law-breaking act.
@@johnbeard9985 I bought the shirt alright pal
for 48 hours?
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking of potential unethical solutions to real world problems as well as tax evasion plans.
@Classic Tate gay men
@Classic Tate Shut up
Tax evasion? This isn’t Ludwig’s channel
What a phenomenal coincidence, I was also considering tax evasion
A way to solve world hunger is to eat the hungry people
Fr tho we just need to get the hungry people to stop fucking.
Stop having kids in a desolate wasteland beuh
Schlatt: answer me this
Ted: riddle me this
Charlie: well, hold on
The identity that some people call 'Charlie Simecicle' may be a ghost of a past podcast member, the friend of Ted and Jshclatt that passed.
Who’s this Charlie guy?
I don't get it
i read this in each of their voices 😂
RIP Charlie its so bad what happened to him...
Ted is like that one teacher that will get distracted by his own words, then go into a 15 min conversation
Jordan Peterson
@@NuthaMuthaLuvabrent Peterson 2024
Those are the best teachers!
Best and worst teachers to have
Wow, this "Schlatt" character sure seems like he was not responsible for what happened in the United Kingdom on September 8th, 2022!
Absolutely nothing to do with it.
or is that exactly what he would want you to think
I most certainly agree wiþ þat!
You don't have to tell me that twice!
I sure do enjoy listening to “Chuckle Sandwich” to see what wacky and zany activities Schlatt, Ted and (REDACTED) get up to!
who do the bots believe they're fooling
who
(REDACTED)? silly, there's only ever been the two of them!
"Schlatt"*
Charlie is scp-999 in human form
REDACTED😭
"I'm glad your family comes from persecution" is the best line I've ever heard whilst cultivating my crops
same
Literally my family though..
-someone who got deported
I’m glad Ted is enjoying these last few years of his life.
I also really admire Ted for setting up Bruce Ottoman to replace him after he passes. It really shows that even with shortened days, Ted is still responsible and trying to make the best of things.
2025
23rd of July 2026, 13:45 EST
@@smoothbrained4channer976 change it to 22nd, I dare you.
October 23, 2025 was truly an unfortunate day for Ted Nivison.
Damn it’s weird it feels strange that it’s just the two of them, it feels like something is missing, but it’s always been them… right?
i think you're just forgetting about tucker
Tucker’s been here all along, what do you mean?
Well don’t get used to Ted being around.
Enjoy it while it lasts, eventually it will just be “Schlatt” and tucker
slow down there he has three more years
No one is talking enough about Scott, that moment KILLED ME 😂
I was CRYYYJNGGG
Time stamp?
@@komewome starts at 39:30 its all visual
@@komewome bit ends around 40:26
SAME! I’ve seen this episode a couple times and I NEVER NOTICED THE SCOTT CAM!
The fact that schlatt even said a date for Ted to die is crazy especially considering the last two people he guessed fairly accurately
Ps. Please don’t die Ted
I hope *(REDACTED)* is doing okay in the slimey pits of Tartarus after being banished from the sandwich.
he’s in the void dome
@@boombusmcgoobe3663 with atomic locks
[REDACTED] was my favourite host, honestly ted and schlatt are a morbillion times worse than [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED]
@don't be surprised i am surprised
pretty sure the being sometimes known as smccl, a newly ascended 4 dimensional being, has taken over the body of *(REDACTED)*
Schlatt’s cousin is gonna grow up and listen to this and have their entire opinion of him changed for life
20:25 just buy two apartments right next to eachother, put all your stuff in one, and alternate which one you sleep at every month. just because you "move" to one, you can still do everything you need to do in the other, eliminating the process of moving all your stuff
Politely requesting more Scott shots bc that gin cut was hilarious
It’s so sad that Charlie Slimecicle died from going through a mirror in the hall of mirrors in a magical circus in some weird realm of magic.
I feel very sorry for his identical twin slmccl, it must be so hard for him that his brother died in such a specific way.
whos charlie slimecicle
I dont know who this 'charles' guy is, but i think you guys are on about the dude that fell victim to 'schlatt' in 1999, right? I have no recollection of a guy called charlie from anywhere recent.
they should get slmccl on the podcast
I bought poor slmccl a fun deck of cards as condolences, weird that I haven't seen him since.
what in the alice in wonderland
Markiplier and Ethan Nestor would be great guests, bring on a duo to the duo podcast
Edit: oh God…
vouch
AGREED
favorite puppy
+2
Yes
schlatt saying “it’s a 12 step program to get drunk” is so funny
it simply requires 12 drinks
i love the inclusion of tucker btw you guys have a great dynamic. i also missed him from the corn palace vlog
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while the entirety of Twitch is collapsing.
Preach
come back, its even worse
What was this even referring to
@Memu_ idr incels thinking kick was gonna kill twitch or some streamer got a 3 day ban. Who knows
"Schlatt" calling people who drink Jin psychopaths while he himself would rather kill a family member rather than having to move every month is such a "Schlatt" thing to do
Sounds like a jin drinker
Jin
^^ has never had gin
@@clown8789 I was making fun of the fact they both spelled it wrong
You spelled “gin” funny
this is the first time I see editor Scott. wtf bro is literally beautiful??
IKR
just underwent a break up but hearing schlatt talk about how he would kill his youngest cousin who is a child has cheered me up a bit. thank u
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while a being of endless nightmares devours your soul 😊
Classic Schlatt moment.
ah, pyramid head -nods-
Perfect podcast to listen to whilst being absorbed by the Alanrginatintilius
Schlatts thinking that he could take down a German Shephard or that it would go down in one kick is actually pretty funny.
This is the same dude that thought he could catch a diving falcon lol
@@leotheliongames honestly, youd have better luck with the falcon
How much strength would it take to crush a cats skull
It’s an insane stance to have from a dude that spends all his free time like drinking and watching SpongeBob.
I’m pretty sure a dog would not only have the reaction time to dodge your kick but can also like bite off your hand if it really wanted to. They can also jump high enough to go straight for your throat. I would love to see this dude do one of those police dog training events where they have the dogs go after someone in a padded suit.
It’s the same flavor of guy as those dudes that think they could score a point against Serena Williams in a tennis match.
Schlatt, Ted, and (Diseased) are always sure to put a smile on my face
Thinking that you might get lucky and one-shot a bloodthirsty German Shepard is about on par with thinking that you might get lucky and summon a fireball from your hand. Schlatt keeps saying "you only need to land one blow" as if you'd have more than one opportunity to attack before the German Shepard starts taking off fingers.
So would you rather have unlimited chuckle sandwich but no more charlie. Or charlie but no more charlie
Would have unlimited chuckle sandwich but no more Charlie, but Charlie, unlimited Charlie (Unlimited Charlie!) and no more Charlie
Whos charlie?
@@ren__1289 Ted and Schlatt have only just recovered from their visions of this pile of gloop they’ve been seeing for over a year now
What’s a “Charlie”
As much as I love chuckle sandwhich I think Charlie is better. So I think I’ll have to go with Charlie but no Charlie. Although the downside is no Charlie the good thing is Charlie
I’m glad Tuckers back, it’s been a while since I have seen him in a Ted Nivison Video! If you’re reading this Tucker, blink twice if you’re in danger! :)
Great grammar
😐😑😐😑
Just imagine Schlatt’s family member watching the podcast only to hear Schlatt talking about killing his newborn child instead of moving once a month
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while avoiding the guilt-ridden trauma and drunk driving :)
I appreciate the editor Scott cameo
:D
@@Scottposts editor scott!! hello :D
This is the perfect video to chuckle your sandwich to
that's funny, dog
I love chuckling my sandwich
i love sandwiching my chuckle
who up chuckling they sandwich
@@cluckingflurry omg meeeee!!
I was secretly worried that they would run out of stuff to talk about or the back and forth would be stale with only two people, but then I remembered those two people (and Tucker, hi Tucker) are Ted and Schlatt. This was a great episode guys 👍
13:15 I’ll never forget the day this girl, back in 2011 when I was in junior year of high school, told our entire film class with pride that she was a direct descendant of John Wilkes booth. She was already unlikable and that did not help lol
i know this was posted a year ago but that was objectively funny of her
you must be talking about Ranboo's sister
Cant wait to see this episode absolutely devolve cause charles isnt her to keep the peace
who's charles? who are you talking about? nobody was ever on this podcast other then ted and "schlatt".
Who is that?
Huh?
Schlatt's real name is jebediah, not charles, you silly goose. Who is charles?
Charles? Who the HELL is charlie?? I think you are in the wrong comment section dude, this podcast has always been ted nivizen and schlinket
Ted and Schlatt are the dynamic duo
@jschIattshorts 🅥 no way, the real schlatt!?
That's actually batman and Robin
@@noahroland99 that's great 'n all but no idea who asked
@@TheHalloween_Jack all I'm saying is I've never seen the 4 of em in a room together
@@noahroland99 cant tell if you replied to the wrong comment or if i'm too tired to understand whats going on
Regardless i hope your having a good day^ :]
Schlatt: thank you for your service.
Tucker: thanks for your Schlupport
as someone that has a fear of being chased, the thought alone that someone is after me is enough to turn myself in
Bro same tho my nerves can't handle that shit 💀💀
funny how you're yet to check underneath your floorboards though 😁
@@ron133. now why the h e double hockey sticks would you say that
@@isabelelizas 35 minutes.
I sure am loving this episode of chuckle sandwich featuring Ted, Schlatt, and [REDACTED]
his name is tucker /j
Y’all better get Rhett and link on the podcast that would be such a fantastic episode to watch
Truly favourite puppy
hey im retth and link from good mhytical mornign whats up chuckle sandwhich
@@anijeepa would you rather have unlimited morning, but no more mythical, or mythical, unlimited mythical, but no more mythical?
@@anijeepa no wayy
this pod might be a bit too edgy for them
teds smile is just so fucking bright dude. i love episodes where hes having a great time and he just radiates joy. even from the screen dude it makes me so happy i love him
The visual of scott getting called out with a glass of gin in his hand is absolutely hysterical
The 59th episode of the Tucker Sandwich is a smashing success once again! Idk who the other two guys are, probably just a couple of tiny, so so very tiny, streamers on the internet, but I hope they get to grow now that they're guests on the Tucker Sandwich Podcast
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while ripping a German Shepherd’s jaw open with sheer brute force.
Schlatt so quickly listing which family member he’d kill, and it’s because he’s young was so fucked up I laughed out of shock 😂😂
I am so happy I found Ted and Schlatt this afternoon. What an absolute treasure these two are.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing drugs and alcohol, shooting people, and being accused of witchcraft!
I can only pray that one day Its_Jawsh would be invited onto a Would You Rather episode of Chuckle Sandwich.
I feel like jawsh on any podcast would be the best podcast.
True
Jawsh on his alt 🧐
@@thewinner6952 I wish I was Its_Jawsh on his alt
Jewsh would just cry the whole time
I fell asleep while watching this and the things they said influenced my dreams
imma just say like... this is weird but I love how its been with charlie leaving the podcast. I AM NOT SAYING I AM GLAD HE LEFT JUST LISTEN. with other channels when someone leaves there's almost always a bit of conspiracy and shit, like weird vibes, but there's none of that with you guys. we know yall still chill asf with each other; you still joke about charlie and feature fanart with him, I just love how... not shitty its been!
Hey Teague and “Schlort”! Nice episode wake up today, I really enjoyed watching it on 4x speed while I’m on my way to a set of coordinates that only the three of us know 😉😁
Roasting the editor Scott indirectly but man we weren't prepared for that cameo
This is the perfect podcast to listen to when I’m goosing for a bruising
Aw man that my comment, Schwartz, Ted, and [REDACTED] would have thought it was so funny
"You Miss 100% of The Witches You Don't Sink" -Schlatt 2022
Write that down-
This is the perfect podcast to listen to when taking free road signage
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while emulating jschlatt’s voice so you can make him say whatever you want
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while twitch completely falls apart
What
@@ZachZone yeah I know now. I was late to the party.
I went 500 years into the future and can confirm that Ted Nivision did in fact come to the future before October 23rd, 2025. He also dismantled both my kneecaps before his interview with The Guardian. Thank you Ted!
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while accusing your wife of being a witch
Just finished, another great episode as usual
How edit: oh... oh wait
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to the latest episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast, now a day early on Spotify
Literally thinking about how much I like gin when Ted starts railing on it. [Holds my glass up to toast editor Scott]
The only unethical "Would you Rather?" is the one Schlatt did back in 1999
It's always hard to balance my love of the comedy and the energy with the frustration of the occasional dumdum moments
That's why I got a lobotomy
Schlatt I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to let you know that I have purchased and now own the Schlanket from amazon!!!!!!!!😎😂 love ya man keep up the good work!
We are so lucky to be alive to witness such a phenomenal duo of funny boys! Unlike the, very much, not alive Queen Elizabeth II
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while scrolling through Twich drama
This is the perfect podcast to peice together the mystery of queen Elizabeth's murder at the hands of "schlatt"
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating granola bars in a ditch!
the German shepherd/Cat question reminded me of a few years ago when I was fixing a part of a fence on my pigs farm and I tripped and got my leg stuck in the electric fence so I was getting shocked once a second and the male hog that was right there saw me stuck getting shocked so he bit me on the leg and was starting to rip my leg back and forth so I had to grab the front leg of a 500 Pound pig and basically sweep his leg so he fell and then backed off until I could get my leg unstuck and I also found out later that day that my heart had a palpitation ot whatever it's called when it stops for a moment
already listened to audio n i’m just gonna watch it again
Audio listeners, love u to death ❤️
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking about what happened on the 8th of September 2022 in the united kingdom
“I love Crystal, I’ve been enjoying that one a lot” - Ted nivison
“Time Value of Money” the way the financial advisor in me lit up when Ted said that. Thank you for making me feel included fellas
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while dishing out poisoned Flamin' Hot Cheetos ice cream to my enemies
As a long time viewer of you two and GMM I vouch for them to come on here. Would love to see the mix of personalities.
i swear schlatt is from the future and keep his "predictions" close enough to the day someone dies to keep suspicion off of him
When I saw the camera cut to Scott, I was half expecting Ted to say “Audio listeners, love you to death: we are literally RIPPING a new one into our editor Scott for drinking Gin like a masochistic piece of shit.”
yay a new chuckle sandwich episode
I have no idea why I was worried about the podcast dynamic feeling off with only two people, I should not have been
Man, I’m so happy to see my favourite sandwich boys, the bread, the mayo, and the *[REDACTED]*
One of Ted's most used phrases I've noticed is "break x down Barney style"
Without father Charles, to balance it out I already know things are about to get goofy, Schlatt asking insane questions then bullying Ted and Ted asking questions and having Schlatt call him stupid
I wasn't expecting another episode so soon!
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
"you've tried to stomp on a cat??!" "TUCKER NEXT QUESTION!!" lmao
I love how the camera pans to Scott with his gin while Ted and “Schlatt” just rip on his drink choice
Ted saying how months he would survive is like him describing how many rounds he can go in Black Ops Zombies
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while poisoning the queens milk
I wanna see schlatt walk onto screen holding a cake complaining about how it hurts to sit
currently slaying while listening to this podcast. slaying as in people
I've lived with both cats and dogs, (rottweilers and domestic/feral cats) and I gotta go with taking the dog. Ten cats you'd never get out no matter how hard. Schlatt totally has the best look out on the situation
Nah, dogs can take a beating unlike cats. All dogs I've had growing up have been some tough fuckers, one even got hit by a car and was fine (obv took her to the vet to check) she just walked it off.
@@Jim-dy4wv cats can take a lot of beating, not as much as a dog, but WAY more than you would think, if a cat wanted to kill you it would seriously fuck you up. so 10 of them would be way worse than one dog.
@@yeetskeet907 ehh
@@yeetskeet907 both will fuck me up but dog is gonna kill me more likely. Snapping a cats neck and stomping slamming them isnt hard so I rather tank 10 cats than a dog who only needs one bite.
@@baizuo_6246 have fun trying to break its neck while its lashing and clawing at you with razor sharp teeth and claws. Dogs have relatively dull teeth and claws but if you can avoid getting bit and hit a really good hit and take advantage of it being smaller than you and there is only one you would survive. BUT TEN CATS? Killing just one would be really hard but TEN? That is downright impossible.
on this episode, two massive youtubers downplay how fast the fbi could get to them
as a dog owner with german-shepard sized dogs, here's my strategy, but you gotta be ballsy to execute: tackle the torso/ribcape, you're a lot heavier than the dog is, it's going down, use your free arm to lock down it's head to the floor. that's it. you've got control from here. just use your bodyweight.
bring charlie back for another chuckle dungeon already 😭
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I’m supposed to be writing a paper that is due Friday 😅
I am absolutely chulking to this episode.
GIN IS THE BEST LIQUOR, DONT EVEN START 😤 @39:32 - 40:22 feels like a personal attack 😂
I think with the German shepherd vs feral cats they need to look at people trying to catch feral cats and see how near impossible it is without equipment. Also German Shepherd that only have one point of danger: it’s mouth, they don’t really claw or kick. Cats on the other hand have 5 points on danger with their mouths and 4 paws, and with the climbing capabilities of cats they can cling like there’s no tomorrow