We Ranked Every State in the USA... Bad Idea. | Chuckle Sandwich EP 75

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  • @Lansolot
    @Lansolot ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    I swear Schlatt came out of the womb fully grown and a week behind on rent

    • @ld-xp7rw
      @ld-xp7rw ปีที่แล้ว +50

      mustache and all

    • @Vsquirrel4148
      @Vsquirrel4148 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​​@@ld-xp7rwnah nah nah that's not a mustache
      That's a mouth beard

    • @Captain-me23
      @Captain-me23 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nahh he was a twink before

  • @funnydog7133
    @funnydog7133 ปีที่แล้ว +4557

    Ted and Schlatt should swap rooms for an episode and pretend like nothing is out of place

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      that’s actually a good idea

    • @zeddexel
      @zeddexel ปีที่แล้ว +51

      such a fire idea

    • @KristenZianourry2015
      @KristenZianourry2015 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love this idea reminds me of my favorite show

    • @DeathsWhistle
      @DeathsWhistle ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @chucklesandwich PLEASE DO THIS IDEA I AM BEGGING YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN

    • @thedesyncedcontroller7404
      @thedesyncedcontroller7404 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@DeathsWhistle bro this isn't twitter they gotta be here for that to work

  • @wildfire8910
    @wildfire8910 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Schlatt ranked washington and didnt even bring up the Enumclaw horse sex case, im surprised.

    • @RacketSmack
      @RacketSmack ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING I WAS GFONNA COMMENT THAT BUT I DIDNT LOL ILYSM HGJUJIHERTIJHJIUERT

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      *What’s the Enumclaw horse case*

    • @daveunknown01
      @daveunknown01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@daisyjoy242oh no

    • @wildfire8910
      @wildfire8910 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@daisyjoy242oh you sweet summer child…

    • @N1KH1L_The_Musician
      @N1KH1L_The_Musician 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Look up Mr. Hands.

  • @phantomflair5546
    @phantomflair5546 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    bro I cant believe I watched all of that just for Schlatt to immediately put my state in f tier without saying a word. Literally a 5 second segment.

    • @isaiahsletten981
      @isaiahsletten981 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oklahoma?

    • @Cole2OO5
      @Cole2OO5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Iowa?

    • @edanrussell5656
      @edanrussell5656 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      prob west virginia lol. used to be from there, laughed at that part lol

    • @thejail_berd8731
      @thejail_berd8731 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I got fucking beef with Ted for trying to put Kentucky at F over Mitch McConnell which most reasonable Kentuckians hate

    • @thejail_berd8731
      @thejail_berd8731 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Schlatt saved us

  • @emma124
    @emma124 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    ted has a story about every state because he has to cross state lines so often to keep them guessing

    • @naterosen9786
      @naterosen9786 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Such a good comment

    • @IcerCheck
      @IcerCheck ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@naterosen9786such a good reply

    • @naterosen9786
      @naterosen9786 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@IcerCheck Such a good reply

    • @IcerCheck
      @IcerCheck ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@naterosen9786 such a good reply

    • @TheSlooker
      @TheSlooker ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@IcerChecksuch a good reply

  • @prettyspooky
    @prettyspooky ปีที่แล้ว +10836

    I start violently crying whenever Schlatt comes on screen. It’s traumatic.

    • @Keegan42069
      @Keegan42069 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      When he said his foot shattered I started laughing uncontrollably in joy knowing that he has suffered

    • @HiHello-qw6li
      @HiHello-qw6li ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@prettyspooky what

    • @prettyspooky
      @prettyspooky ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@HiHello-qw6li NO WAY 😭😭😭

    • @HiHello-qw6li
      @HiHello-qw6li ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@prettyspooky i didnt say anything? Who are you talking to

    • @prettyspooky
      @prettyspooky ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@HiHello-qw6li Don’t gaslight me you just deleted your comment DONT DO THIS TO ME

  • @ehsbe1056
    @ehsbe1056 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    Rucker putting Oklahoma at F with absolutely no explanation and the others simply not being phased by it is comedy gold

    • @thaloniaswjonn
      @thaloniaswjonn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      As an Oklahoman I agree

    • @TotallyNotFeeshHawk
      @TotallyNotFeeshHawk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As a man born in Oklahoma who was raised in North Carolina and occasionally visits Alabama, I agree.

    • @jacobsimon7295
      @jacobsimon7295 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      born n raised oklahoma, that’s all we need

  • @bay4546
    @bay4546 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    this is going to sound so stupid but Schlatt saying that Indianapolis is beautiful and that Indiana has great people literally made my day, like I legit smiled at my phone

    • @Mr52308
      @Mr52308 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly! I thought they were going to have absolutely nothing to say about Indiana and rank it somewhere C and below. A B is insane.

    • @notfloralflame4405
      @notfloralflame4405 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i probably wouldn’t even have rated it a B, it was a nice perspective about Indiana that i’m not used to :)

    • @RedTurtleneckYT
      @RedTurtleneckYT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Good to see my fellow Hoosiers! We have the ducks, corn and soybeans.

    • @user-kt6og7vf9e
      @user-kt6og7vf9e 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      we have ***trees, corn, and asphalt***

    • @flum6206
      @flum6206 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I went to inianapolis recently, and I'm from rhode Island. It's the best bit city ive ever been to. So much better than NYC and DC. It was amazing

  • @fern1fied
    @fern1fied ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    ted saying "it doesn't snow in california" as there is a once in a lifetime blizzard barreling towards LA right now is very funny to me

    • @stoplewding
      @stoplewding ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Literally snows min a month yearly up in NorCal where I’m from and my brother lives now… smh

    • @naterosen9786
      @naterosen9786 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How are you guys able to breathe?

    • @excremint
      @excremint ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stoplewding ​ yeah it depends where you are altitude-wise and location-wise/ if next to the coast or mountains. lake tahoe is snowing like all day today but i live south of los angeles and haven’t gotten snow for 15 years (but i can also drive an hour to the mountains where there’s snow)

    • @sierra3830
      @sierra3830 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in the sierras and have a foot of snow rn lmao

    • @AutomatonicChairman
      @AutomatonicChairman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We just got snow all over California even oakland

  • @matthewwyatt2044
    @matthewwyatt2044 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    I appreciate how unresponsive Jambo is to Schlatt's yelling.

    • @williamsaari1073
      @williamsaari1073 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it’s the green screen that he showed a while ago

    • @badunsh
      @badunsh ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@williamsaari1073 I dont think thats a green screen

    • @botzachary9891
      @botzachary9891 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Jambo's used to it by now, he's got a loud papa

  • @Exultantexalted
    @Exultantexalted ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Seeing them repeatedly talk about coal miners relentlessly attempting to kiss people in Pennsylvania is…surprisingly accurate, how did they know?

    • @lea7861
      @lea7861 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah but frrrr like do they be living in our walls

  • @shallteargf5974
    @shallteargf5974 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    as an Illinoisan who moved to Florida I find this tier list as an absolute win big ups to schlatt for fighting for those placements

  • @willow._.
    @willow._. ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    as a non-american this is all incredibly useful and relevant to me, i am so glad to get such quality and unbiased information from my favourite podcast!

    • @Leah447
      @Leah447 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There is incredibly biased and non-quality information in this video. I think is what you meant to say

    • @penguin095
      @penguin095 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ​@@Leah447 wooosh

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m sat here going “oh yeah absolutely yeah” at the rankings when I couldn’t even label half these states on a map

    • @thiccookies
      @thiccookies ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@Nams you must be fun at party's💀

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@penguin095 this ruined my day, please go outside and touch grass :(

  • @paytonwartenberg2726
    @paytonwartenberg2726 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I feel like schlatt would rate wisconsin higher if he knew how many drunk drivers we have

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree and support this message

    • @tharzanne
      @tharzanne ปีที่แล้ว +24

      this is true. at least three of my relatives have a dui. 👍

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tharzanne thank you for your service

    • @takkeilost
      @takkeilost ปีที่แล้ว +24

      wisconsin has the most amount of drunk crashers. montana has the most amount of drunk drivers.

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@takkeilost source

  • @tristin3489
    @tristin3489 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I feel the need to let schlatt know that kansas also has Kansas City, but missouri has the larger section of Kansas City

    • @Rdubsupreme
      @Rdubsupreme ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr I was just looking for this comment as someone who lives in Kansas City Kansas. I was fuming.

    • @wtfisggon7251
      @wtfisggon7251 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rdubsupremeno one cares about you people in Kansas

    • @Jail19
      @Jail19 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@wtfisggon7251 where are you from buddy, california?

    • @tommyp697
      @tommyp697 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jail19Kansas

    • @WarriorxCat
      @WarriorxCat 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Missouri half is the better half.

  • @bwoods311
    @bwoods311 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    As a Hoosier, I was very shocked Indiana was not shat on. It was a nice twist 😂

    • @gaeriefire2762
      @gaeriefire2762 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i’m awaiting our section with more hope now 🫡

    • @jakesullivan9179
      @jakesullivan9179 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same it was a shock when he mentioned indy

  • @tucipat
    @tucipat ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Schlatt fighting so hard for Florida is the most New York take he has had on the podcast

    • @joolian4763
      @joolian4763 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live In Florida, its aight like a solid low b. We do have publix though

    • @PeopleAreCrazy-v2i
      @PeopleAreCrazy-v2i 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Glad you didn’t Say “New Yorker” That term is only For us City Folks in the 5 Boroughs

  • @cosmosisrose
    @cosmosisrose ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    as a person with chronic pain/illness I actually take a lot of comfort from Schlatt having some ailment to complain about every time. makes me feel seen

    • @dangercrue
      @dangercrue ปีที่แล้ว +9

      me too 😭

    • @madeline4661
      @madeline4661 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have CRPS and it sucks

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@madeline4661 craps haha

    • @foreshadowing-sp5qc
      @foreshadowing-sp5qc ปีที่แล้ว

      Penis wrinkle

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@joenoodle6914 Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) is a form of chronic pain that usually affects an arm or a leg. CRPS typically develops after an injury, a surgery, a stroke or a heart attack.May 10, 2022

  • @BennyCocoPop
    @BennyCocoPop ปีที่แล้ว +104

    As one of the three people who live in North Dakota, I'm glad to see our state recognized in name alone, and its place at C tier is an honor.

    • @user-ok2xi6vn5u
      @user-ok2xi6vn5u ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Must be hard to borrow sugar and such

    • @sugatraa
      @sugatraa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@user-ok2xi6vn5uthere's grocery stores😒 how else do you expect us 3 to make any living??

    • @user-ok2xi6vn5u
      @user-ok2xi6vn5u 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you all just purchase stuff from the store, while also working there?@@sugatraa

    • @Dabkiller59
      @Dabkiller59 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      at least he didnt yap about a stupid canyon for 5 minutes

    • @embobbisonembobbison1338
      @embobbisonembobbison1338 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They obviously didn’t see the cow or the bison.

  • @katdoghawk
    @katdoghawk ปีที่แล้ว +15

    North Dakotan here. "Are you John Piston's boy?" made me laugh way too hard. I have lived that moment a dozen times :D

  • @jordantowner5995
    @jordantowner5995 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    When Tucker said "Idaho", Ted and Schlatt simultaneously realized that they did not know a single thing about more than half the states in the Union.

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh my god you're right

    • @foreshadowing-sp5qc
      @foreshadowing-sp5qc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an Idahoan I must add everything will shoot you and frysauce

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foreshadowing-sp5qcyes. I personally think we should secede Screw the rest of the union.

  • @tay_bear5210
    @tay_bear5210 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    schlatt’s broken-ass foot really fueled his menace-meter this round huh

  • @StoodTheWeather
    @StoodTheWeather ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm from Connecticut and your Connecticut segment had me in tears... of laughter, just about everything you guys said was true. I'll give you guys some activities in our great capital though, the best thing to do if you're in Hartford is to leave :)

    • @oof1716
      @oof1716 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can’t wait to leave this placeeeee

    • @seva7500
      @seva7500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I tried Pepe’s and it was garbage. What’s the hype for?

    • @seraphi3387
      @seraphi3387 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Personally I enjoy the Connecticut countryside more than being in the cities. More relaxed and peaceful. Especially during the fall. But definitely looking forward to moving on from there.

    • @StoodTheWeather
      @StoodTheWeather 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@seraphi3387 yeah that's one thing I do miss about CT, the fall foliage there and the rest of New England is some of the best in the country if you ask me

  • @davida9550
    @davida9550 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The Florida pick made me so happy and him being upset made it so much better

  • @jackthesnack5810
    @jackthesnack5810 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    If Slimecicle were still here, I know he would’ve defended the hell out of Virginia when the others made that decision

    • @Abigail_Monteith
      @Abigail_Monteith ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Virginia is beautiful

    • @sallylu2248
      @sallylu2248 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mm

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Too bad he was blown up in a gas leak. Then revived by Christmas magic. Then blown up in a second gas leak.

    • @maxi979
      @maxi979 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Cam_Can_Play am i just two old, what

    • @alexiswhitfield1796
      @alexiswhitfield1796 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah VA is nifty, and it's kinda underrated so there's not an absurd amount of tourists

  • @CK_5
    @CK_5 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    Glad to see two true blooded Americans showing the true beauty of America. Thank you boys (and Tucker) for your service! 🫡

    • @costathiago2562
      @costathiago2562 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Is tucker not a boy?!?!!??!?!?!

    • @juice7065
      @juice7065 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Tucker is my fav women

    • @juice7065
      @juice7065 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Danno. what is a fake man

    • @muddlefish4144
      @muddlefish4144 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juice7065 i could name a few bacteria that probably possess no real gender

    • @ho7mer
      @ho7mer ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@juice7065 schlatt and ted duh

  • @Aviation_Nerd1
    @Aviation_Nerd1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I live in Oregon and it’s pretty nice, the mountains look so cool and the sink water is just the best.

    • @kranck222
      @kranck222 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same here! Think C would have been a better choice for a neutral state, but eh! Hopefully some day the big guys with explore more of Oregon!

    • @Frungle_
      @Frungle_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr

    • @Gunk05
      @Gunk05 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah especially with schlatt being a car guy I’d feel like he’d love driving through mountain roads there’s no place like it when it comes to that

    • @Sandstimes
      @Sandstimes 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oregon gets dragged down by Portland but also without Portland I think a lot of people just wouldn't know we exist lol

  • @PuncherOfGrandmas
    @PuncherOfGrandmas หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As someone from Louisiana, it made me happy when Schlatt put it in B for Bourbon

  • @jays_jae
    @jays_jae ปีที่แล้ว +845

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to in the psych ward whilst eating with a mandated suicide-proof plastic spoon. Thank you for chuckling me into the grippy socks

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread ปีที่แล้ว +46

      how the hell do u have ur phone in the ward? they used a fuckin metal detector during admissions at my place, couldn't sneak shit in

    • @aurizone
      @aurizone ปีที่แล้ว +15

      magic

    • @swvch
      @swvch ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Free socks!

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Damn, is this the psych ward gang??

    • @chillaxTF
      @chillaxTF ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@munchycrunchybread Did you have any internet access in there?

  • @luvrirl7780
    @luvrirl7780 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    This is the perfect podcast to watch while knowing absolutely nothing about any of the states

    • @MrBones-td6qn
      @MrBones-td6qn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Vitisium same, B.C *dweller* here

    • @ericalexander1609
      @ericalexander1609 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      don't worry they don't know anything about the states either lol

    • @luvrirl7780
      @luvrirl7780 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Vitisium fuck yeah Canada gang

    • @trickturne
      @trickturne ปีที่แล้ว +9

      same but i literally live in the US so i dont have an excuse

    • @iregretthis
      @iregretthis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Vitisiumme too (smallest province dweller specifically for me)

  • @Caleb-Drg
    @Caleb-Drg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The fact Ted said he can't imagine Kansas city barbeque style being that good is wild, it's the best barbeque in the country by far

  • @firewarrior9999
    @firewarrior9999 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Having lived in Nevada and Florida, it makes me proud for both states to make it to S tier.

  • @helenanimocks
    @helenanimocks ปีที่แล้ว +860

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while Wisconsin gets a foot of snow dumped on it. Gee, I hope Schit rates us good.

    • @Aacue_Kenku
      @Aacue_Kenku ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wisconsinite who loves TøP here as well. Enjoy the snow, Helena!

    • @FrierenAza
      @FrierenAza ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F

    • @helenanimocks
      @helenanimocks ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Aacue_Kenku won’t be enjoying the drive home from work today😂

    • @helenanimocks
      @helenanimocks ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FrierenAza B at least

    • @danielwoo1591
      @danielwoo1591 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Here’s to hoping my professors cancel my classes tomorrow, don’t feel like going to my 8am

  • @zacharywranovsky
    @zacharywranovsky ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Would’ve thought Schlatt would love Wisconsin. We have 12 of the nation’s 20 drunkest cities and the punishment for your first time drunk driving is basically just a slap on the wrist

    • @dietmtndew6119
      @dietmtndew6119 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly i was shocked that they didnt even mention how much liqour we have, and that we are the only state where you can legally get wasted with your parents xD

    • @ethanschneider5628
      @ethanschneider5628 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wisconsin rules

    • @HydroniteTB
      @HydroniteTB 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Isn’t Wisconsin the cheese place in America? I love cheese man and for that I approve of Wisconsin

    • @zacharywranovsky
      @zacharywranovsky 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@HydroniteTB yup, beer, cheese, and strangely ginseng are our things

    • @ethanschneider5628
      @ethanschneider5628 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@HydroniteTBYeah it is but we are also drunk.

  • @GortTheCapybara320
    @GortTheCapybara320 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    20:13 lets just ignore how the most influential music genre in american history originated in mississippi (its blues if youre wondering)

  • @overlordcat6869
    @overlordcat6869 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    'That's on Mars. That's a different state.'
    - JSchlatt

  • @christianrodriguez4831
    @christianrodriguez4831 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    As a Floridian, I am happy that someone finally recognizes our comedic value. It takes a lot of work to be this stupid, and we deserve some recognition.

    • @protomae
      @protomae ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @gloaitngchunk5533
      @gloaitngchunk5533 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FLORIDA ON TOP BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @makennawallace
      @makennawallace 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      its bc a lot more stuff is allowed to be shared abt crimes commited

    • @Captain_Hellas6991
      @Captain_Hellas6991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@makennawallaceyep that’s entirely true, the sunshine law is unique to Florida

    • @samscast
      @samscast 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We ARE GOATED BABBYYYYY

  • @shlingus5541
    @shlingus5541 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The fact that Oklahoma's allotted time stamp isn't even visible on the chapter timeline is poetic

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      same with Indiana 😌

    • @okokokayyyyyyy
      @okokokayyyyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAO

    • @Oscar-si1cr
      @Oscar-si1cr ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What is a Oklahoma

    • @mackenziebrown145
      @mackenziebrown145 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I sat SO patiently the whole time waiting to see what they would say about Oklahoma just to be utterly disappointed that all they did was say “Oklahoma.” and just MOVE ON😂

    • @KPD8D_
      @KPD8D_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah man, we rarely come up and when we do no one gives a shit. We have so much history and importance but we still are treated worse then North Dakota.

  • @soroessensu
    @soroessensu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “How about you guys move on to Ohio.”
    Schlatt: *Autism Mod Activated*

  • @100titaniclover4
    @100titaniclover4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    24:31 Actually, Colorado is not a square but in fact, a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon, a shape with 697 sides.

  • @Z3R0BEAMIN
    @Z3R0BEAMIN ปีที่แล้ว +221

    The fact that schlatt played as a character named cheesele in chair simulator and didn’t make the connect, truly shows how much the Alzheimer’s has progressed!☺️

  • @ImDaniel3
    @ImDaniel3 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    Tucker Highlights:
    7:23 F you Tucker haters
    14:12 Tucker starts the ranking
    14:48 Tucker knows about serial k*llers 💀
    16:41 inaudible
    17:17 he says Ohio 💀
    17:53 he knew where Ted was going with this
    19:36 who is Mrs. Ippy and why does Tucker want to hit her?
    20:49 he‘s speeding up
    23:58 Tucker is confused (rare Tucker L)
    30:17 swearing
    30:55 Information on The Mashine
    37:41 tucker lists some battles
    39:02 Milwaukee
    41:43 he doesn‘t know bike week
    42:35 good take (unfortunately overheard)
    45:44 he went to Utah to buy a gun (common Tucker W)
    53:40 Tucker likes illegal things
    55:58 tucker snitching
    57:18 the rumbling
    1:00:02 specific location
    1:03:51 tucker hates Illinois
    1:05:06 the trade
    1:06:20 New Orleans smells like sh*t
    1:10:09 tucker got pulled over
    1:17:37 based tucker
    1:21:02 Oh yeah!
    1:21:08 DON‘T TELL HIM!
    1:22:05 bad idea (rare L)

    • @willow._.
      @willow._. ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ty fellow tucker liker o7

    • @pierre6428
      @pierre6428 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This made me laugh to hard wtff

    • @17raysplays29
      @17raysplays29 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:08:57 deserves to be here. FUCK THOMAS EDISON!

    • @reagan318
      @reagan318 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      46:27 what did Oklahoma do to Tucker?

    • @ImDaniel3
      @ImDaniel3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@reagan318 we don‘t talk about Oklahoma

  • @erincurtis284
    @erincurtis284 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    NH bike week was the og bike week nh deserves the recognition 😭😭😭

  • @KirbzTheCrusaderOFFICIAL
    @KirbzTheCrusaderOFFICIAL 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    its nice to wait the whole episode for them to talk about my state for 21 seconds

  • @fluke3718
    @fluke3718 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    20 minutes for all 50 states would be a nearly 17 hour podcast and that’s something I would listen to

  • @Wolf-tk6dk
    @Wolf-tk6dk ปีที่แล้ว +194

    “I guess Kansas City has its own style of bbq?” “Must not be that good” literally is the default bbq sauce you get everywhere

    • @killurambitions
      @killurambitions ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i think its how its cooked and possibly how its overall done

    • @coppycop9556
      @coppycop9556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@killurambitions can confirm

    • @benjamingonzalez7014
      @benjamingonzalez7014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s not as good, real barbecue doesn’t need more than a few drops of sauce

    • @princewhitecap7071
      @princewhitecap7071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kc bbq for the win baby

    • @smileymalaise
      @smileymalaise ปีที่แล้ว

      KC bbq is great. It got the sweetness of Tennessee BBQs but more beef, like they do in TX. Also, pickles.

  • @BOBIO8686
    @BOBIO8686 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As someone from Tennessee, shlatt, bless you.

  • @ThisRynGames
    @ThisRynGames ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As an Oklahoman, I did not appreciate the utter silence you gave us.

  • @J.thepalmtree
    @J.thepalmtree ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Tucker not wanting Schlatt to know what Wegmans was has been making me laugh for days lmao

    • @alexiswhitfield1796
      @alexiswhitfield1796 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should I ask?

    • @TerseFlyer185
      @TerseFlyer185 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      isn’t that that Rochester weird store you guys worship? I think we just got one in nyc. would’ve preferred some wawas.

  • @vitol8220
    @vitol8220 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Ted and schlatt validating the Ohio vs Michigan rivalry without even knowing is great

    • @kurtrosenthal6313
      @kurtrosenthal6313 ปีที่แล้ว

      Screw Ohio, Michigan is way better! To all you buckeyes out there and your botched maps Give us back Toledo you have no right to that territory. That is Michigan land!

    • @payton71
      @payton71 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      to put michigan in f tier is insulting michigan is def in the top 5 most beautiful states

    • @jett_icer1236
      @jett_icer1236 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@payton71 true fact especially in da U.P

    • @Prtsm
      @Prtsm ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@payton71 ikr I got so mad when he said F tier

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled ปีที่แล้ว

      As a pennsylvanian, michigan sucks ass

  • @kaidentelshaw6056
    @kaidentelshaw6056 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Schlatt's complete lack of geographical knowledge makes me so mad as someone who won their 5th grade geography bee.

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "There's nothing in Nebraska". How has dude never heard of Omaha or the Omaha Zoo? That instantly puts it way above F tier. Also, he's a typical interstate driver who assumes all of the midwest and Nebraska looks like I-80, even though most of Nebraska doesn't look like that.

  • @flibflop8219
    @flibflop8219 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Connecticut made the first American hamburger, pizza, and the made Yale, ESPN, and WWE. It’s also a beautiful state

    • @PeopleAreCrazy-v2i
      @PeopleAreCrazy-v2i 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I Moved from Queens,New York to Connecticut and I can say that State gave me Clinical Depression

  • @XanderLacefield
    @XanderLacefield ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Tuckers confidence has improved, he is slowly seizing control of the podcast

  • @megan_james
    @megan_james ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Schlatt's ability to make himself appear offended or upset on a whim is so funny to me 😂

  • @nothark
    @nothark 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ted, Chesil isn't even the weirdest strain. There's cat piss, amnesia fest, Alaskan thunderfuck, purple monkey balls, the list is huge.

  • @Funny-rg7hi
    @Funny-rg7hi ปีที่แล้ว +174

    As an Arizonan this made me start screaming and crying so hard that another Grand Canyon formed

  • @saltydefense
    @saltydefense ปีที่แล้ว +104

    schlatt not knowing what happened at the alamo while looking like literally every guy who was at the alamo

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment confuses me. Is this meant to be a jab at something?

    • @MrPancak3Man
      @MrPancak3Man ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@mentaya11no its because he has chops that looks like old soldiers from that era

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrPancak3Man Not everyone though. In fact, if you were military, the amount of facial hair you could wear was directly tied to rank.

  • @Roboseal2
    @Roboseal2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Disrespecting CT like that when you literally come from New york is criminal ☠😭

  • @TheRealYoBoiBrucewayne
    @TheRealYoBoiBrucewayne หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Schlatt put Michigan at F tier, don't go to sleep tonight schlatt, ill pull a 1999 on you

    • @skator8423
      @skator8423 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They put the dystopian wasteland of south Carolina above north carolina over the worst tourist trap city waste of space ever. FUCK SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!!

    • @MrBetaKiller100
      @MrBetaKiller100 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They sleeping on Michigan fr

  • @abbymartin8959
    @abbymartin8959 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I’m still laughing at Tucker screaming “DONT TELL HIM”

  • @Scarlett_Skies
    @Scarlett_Skies ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Their Sarcasm about the north east is honestly my favorite thing about this episode

  • @vortexchaos70
    @vortexchaos70 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There’s a Kansas city Kansas and a Kansas city Missouri…so technically Kansas has nothing to take back because it has its own Kansas city.

  • @jamesmcneely2217
    @jamesmcneely2217 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As someone from NorCal, hearing Ted say that California NEVER snows and that it’s the same weather everyday is CRAAAZZZYYY

  • @masondicroce917
    @masondicroce917 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    To anyone who isn't a California native, you do not know the raw fear and trepidation I felt this entire episode.

    • @scott_hunts
      @scott_hunts ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s what you deserve tbh.

    • @marycruzship5652
      @marycruzship5652 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Honestly as a California native no matter what they said California will always stay winning. They other states have beef with us but we don't even spare them a thought until they mention something about us lol.

    • @blackbluem1210
      @blackbluem1210 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marycruzship5652 so true, all everyone ever thinks of is los angeles which does kinda suck, bit it's so much more than that

    • @JosiahH420
      @JosiahH420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blackbluem1210 ikr where else are you a 1-3 hour drive depending on where you live to the beach, the forest, the mountains, the desert, big cities and flat ass land in the middle of bum fuck nowhere (I’m from the Central Valley)

    • @im2tired_andshort
      @im2tired_andshort ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JosiahH420 I’m also from the valley and outside so much of California’s history and uniqueness due to the major cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco. But, if I’m going to be honest, there’s probably more enjoyable things to do and see in Northern California than in the south, but that’s coming from someone who prefers the north over the south of California.

  • @noturn_
    @noturn_ ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Ted saying that it doesn’t snow in California when he meant to say LA is funny asf because I’m in Lake Tahoe and it’s pouring down snow

    • @ricotta5753
      @ricotta5753 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Norcal and socal ppl forgetting the other half exists

    • @elliotjeanne
      @elliotjeanne ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ricotta5753and then everyone forgetting the central valley exists

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliotjeanne middle child syndrome

    • @lugi25
      @lugi25 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@elliotjeanneis Sacramento norcal or central cal?

  • @millionsaturn44
    @millionsaturn44 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    TN S-Tier???? This may be the most goated state tier list ever, I will now agree with every ranking you guys make

  • @SammyBH
    @SammyBH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Schlatt calling Tennessee an S tier state almost brought a tear to my eyes

  • @jamstadahamsta4405
    @jamstadahamsta4405 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I enjoy seeing Jambo in various different positions as the episode elapses

  • @DraggoPlayz
    @DraggoPlayz ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Seeing Jambo in the background on schlatt's bed is so cute!

  • @NathanFranklin676
    @NathanFranklin676 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it’s not even that schlatt doesn’t give a fuck, he simply has no fucks he can physically give. and i love it

  • @altf4755
    @altf4755 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Former Utah resident, It's really funny that he came to my town (St. George) literally just to buy a gun

  • @Nick-xu7ns
    @Nick-xu7ns ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Schlatt hitting Ted with the “they got bike week” for Florida is the perfect uno reverse card. Argument should have been over there.

  • @conniehankosky5750
    @conniehankosky5750 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    As a south Texan, it’s very surreal hearing schlatt complain about the exact same things we all hate about texas

    • @m1germsy784
      @m1germsy784 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how we're f just because of highways😅

  • @lasWorstes
    @lasWorstes ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As an Iowan, I am currently laughing my ass off at that extremely fast F

    • @kennachristensen801
      @kennachristensen801 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know right, the bad thing is there not fully wrong 😭

    • @kingturtle19
      @kingturtle19 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not even a bad state it's a top 15 state at least in my opinion.

    • @kennachristensen801
      @kennachristensen801 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @kingturtle19 yeah honestly it's a pretty chill state and actually kinda pretty if u look into it

    • @RealDrTaco
      @RealDrTaco 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Iowa is literally just chillin, minding its own business. As an Iowan, I am glad that everyone ignores us. I don’t want what we have to be spoiled.

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's stupid too. "Flyover state, there's nothing there" is exactly the reason why it shouldn't be F tier. Would rather be in a "boring" state than one with high crime, high cost of living, and insane traffic.

  • @carsonweber8742
    @carsonweber8742 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The idaho college murders were horrific, i knew about it before most because my dad worked at that college. It was not a pleasant ride home from school when he told me. We only live an hour and a half away from there.

  • @DoozieDoodle
    @DoozieDoodle ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "It never snows in California" Damn it Ted you jinxed the west coast lol

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh the entirety of the west coast is snowed in lmao

    • @firewarrior9999
      @firewarrior9999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bayyyro The average snowpack size is shrinking though. Global warming is ruining my ski fun.

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @firewarrior9999 that was 4 months ago, it was 105 today where i live 💀

    • @Rockstar3nergy
      @Rockstar3nergy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bayyyroso real bro for some reason coldest winters=hottest summers and even up in pinecrest where usually the summers are nice and cooler it’s hot as hell

  • @lexistcipher9017
    @lexistcipher9017 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    As a person who lives in Idaho, I can confirm we are a potato cult. We don't have spring break because we have potato harvest in the fall

  • @animaysons728
    @animaysons728 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Them not immediately bashing Georgia makes me happy lol

  • @tkbigmak7881
    @tkbigmak7881 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Vermonter here, and I couldn't find another comment from a fellow Vermonter as you lil’ goofy guys said. We're here. Waiting… knowing the extent of our true power and still we wait… Vermont. Where the snow falls for half the year, and people swim naked for the rest of the time. Vermont home of ‘Ted Bundy’

  • @china_sickness7005
    @china_sickness7005 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Tucker better get a 5 cent raise after doing all that work

  • @tweebranches
    @tweebranches ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I’m just impressed schlatt could recite that much about Brave New World from memory

  • @greysweek8160
    @greysweek8160 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    as someone from Nevada, you guys are saying it wrong, its like "Ne-V-a-Da" thought it was funny but also made me kinda wanna cry inside LOL

  • @SpookyHerself_
    @SpookyHerself_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Schlatt has read Brave New World , and can quote it.

  • @Boruta47
    @Boruta47 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is the perfect podcast to listen while crossing the state lines to avoid the feds

  • @paulpaulson5701
    @paulpaulson5701 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If Schlatt knew about how much alcohol is consumed in North Dakota, he might like us more.
    Also Ted's story about a lady recognizing him makes sense since theres like 10 of us here

    • @lightgreenqueen9744
      @lightgreenqueen9744 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah all 7 of us really appreciate the talk of our state and the stories

  • @autismchronicles950
    @autismchronicles950 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ted,
    Being from the state of Kansas I can confidently say that this "Kansas City Style BBQ" is better that anything that you could find in the state California. It is also mind boggling that you would assume that it is not good, for a state that only really has good sports would you not think that it would be top tier? I hope that one day you get to come to this great state and have the opportunity to taste some of Americas best BBQ and food in general.

  • @josephgagliano8896
    @josephgagliano8896 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hope Ted is kidding when he says it doesn’t snow in California. Sounds like he thinks LA is all of California

  • @hamburgereater
    @hamburgereater ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm starting to think Brave New World is Schlatt's favorite book. He has made one too many references to it during Chuckle Sandwich's lifespan.

  • @sierra3830
    @sierra3830 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Ted saying it never snows in california when I (a person living in california) currently have a foot of snow on the ground is more funny to me than it should be

    • @thecoastergnome8603
      @thecoastergnome8603 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lol! and i'm even from SOUTHERN California. the notion that it does not snow in So-Cal is a myth peddled by Flatlanders from LA.

    • @Turtle-sp9vt
      @Turtle-sp9vt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a New Yorker I do not know what is so troubling about a foot of snow.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like the whole northern 2/3 of the state doesn't exist lmao

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@thecoastergnome8603 I used to live in so cal. Lot of snowy mountains there. Everyone thinks it's just a flat desert

    • @thecoastergnome8603
      @thecoastergnome8603 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Wulfjager indeed I live about 2 hours east of LA. And right now there is a little under 3ft of snow

  • @jerbear7177
    @jerbear7177 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    45:00 and this is where it all began 😶‍🌫️

  • @ashtonvincent1104
    @ashtonvincent1104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i honestly wasnt expecting tennessee to be that high but I mean hell yeah

  • @ParsnipT3T
    @ParsnipT3T ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So glad to learn my states capital is Olympus. Schlatt is truly one of the geographers of all time.

    • @raindawnson9254
      @raindawnson9254 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I can go to the great state capital of Olympus and relive the entirety of Greek mythology

    • @ParsnipT3T
      @ParsnipT3T ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raindawnson9254 so true!

    • @daneverharen1694
      @daneverharen1694 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can’t believe the Greek gods were here the whole time!

    • @b_ry516
      @b_ry516 ปีที่แล้ว

      they were so close to getting it right too😩

  • @planettmarzz
    @planettmarzz ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I am from Idaho and we don't really make potatoes. We get pretty much all our potatoes from Washington. Also the serial killer thing is because they have about 3 whole therapists in the northern part and EVERYONE needs therapy but the list is really long

    • @nat9527
      @nat9527 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How do you feel about greater Idaho lmao

    • @ohkaypoh
      @ohkaypoh ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nat9527 as a washingtonian i didnt know about Greater Ohio until a few days ago haha

    • @planettmarzz
      @planettmarzz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nat9527 honestly didn't know it existed, sorry

    • @niceirishlad9466
      @niceirishlad9466 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here in Michigan It snows 365 days a year, and we get a blizzard every 5 minutes

    • @jacobfromstatefarm6136
      @jacobfromstatefarm6136 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      idaho is just like upper michigan. blood brothers

  • @rockhouse7485
    @rockhouse7485 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Even being from Illinois, Ted saying deep dish was the reason he liked Chicago made my blood boil.

    • @Metaintelligencia
      @Metaintelligencia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bwahahahaha and Michigan ended up in f tier 🤣🤣🤣everyone lost

  • @Ghostysboo123
    @Ghostysboo123 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ted: Why is the only thing we know Kansas for is Dorothy?
    Schlatt: I don't know what that is..

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Schlatt: I hope you don't have a story about every state
    Also Schlatt: Chiesel

  • @Espen5145
    @Espen5145 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    As an Oregonian, I’ve never been as offended as I was when you put Oregon in D when Idaho is in B

    • @mikesciandra3841
      @mikesciandra3841 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idaho is full of white supremacists and serial killers and Boise and gets a B. 🙄

    • @maceelynnae
      @maceelynnae ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fr oregon is so gorgeous too

    • @WayPastMeh
      @WayPastMeh ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Greater idaho moment ✨️

    • @Pizza_Boy_
      @Pizza_Boy_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was offended

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, all because of FUCKING PORTLAND, my comment, "I hate how everyone in the entire world sees Oregon as Portland. Portland should honestly be it's own state because of how different it is to the rest of the state. Portland can go join all the flowers in Washington for all I care (we hate Washington drivers)."

  • @caseysummers3437
    @caseysummers3437 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm a year late, but I found this on my recommended and listened while I was driving. I was pleased to listen to their thoughts on my home state of Idaho while stuck behind a dump truck full of potatoes going 50 on the highway.

  • @IamStempie
    @IamStempie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone from Tennessee this is a absolute win

  • @TisNotFlakey
    @TisNotFlakey ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how Chuckle Sandwich has turned into just regular uncut video ideas