@@goldengryphondepending on the town? Because i got a friend who's in a college town. And nothing happens there. The last big event that occurred...came from a couple of thugs who chased someone from another city forty minutes south of the town
@@thomaswanderer6022 Yes. It greatly depends on the college town. It also depends on the surrounding environment because even weird events will only happen in situations where they are somewhat conceivable. I would not expect to find confused drug dealers or odd role players n the sewers of a religious school (Temple, TX?) in the country. Confused drug dealers and weirdly dressed people in a sewer would be the *least* odd thing I would expect to find at MIT or Yale. Heck, I was one of the people who would have not only wandered absently into a confused drug deal, but also got stuck in a tree, and ended up on a roof while dressed oddly while at college.
The florist shop story just reminds me of every mattress store ever being the emptiest ghost towns on earth but still staying in business over busy stores
We have a leather-sofa store near where I live. I have never seen anyone enter or leave that store, but it has been there for 40+years. We suspect it might be a front for some other business.
The cult (if it’s a cult): *speaking unknown language* Ice cream sandwich: *walks in* The cult: *suddenly stops* Ice cream sandwich: man what’s this place with buckets
I love how the first two are like, "Wow, that was a big oopsie, that could've gone bad" And then the last one is, "Well, these people are definitely going to kill me if I don't buy these overpriced flowers."
I'm just imagining someone repeatedly saying "It's right behind me, isn't it?" throughout the movie, and being told "Dude, for the last time, nothing is behind you. Stop." And then finally, he says it and there actually is something, and he's just like "Yus- I knew it." and gets stabbed in the shin.
Ice Cream Sandwich: "Hello, I would like flowers!" --Intelligent employee--: "Ah, yes! Please follow me straight back to the location of illicit transaction. We have flower there."
That rose story was terrifying haha. I was like “how does someone almost die from flower shopping?” And then my face just got more horrified as the story continued. That’s a crazy tale!
6:20 this is the story you S/O comes back home with after you tell him to go run some errands….. and then you don’t believe him and do it yourself 😭😂😂😂
5:15 I work at a flower shop - yeah you got scammed. It IS common for rose prices to go up around Valentine's day because of demand. HOWEVER, at least for us, roses are $5 a stem. You should be able to get a whole small arrangement for $30. even around Valentine's day - you should be able to get more than 1 rose for $30. Hell, you should be able to get a few starfighter lilies for that price, and for us - they're $7 resale. Also probably the most realistic/not sketchy part of this is storing flowers in trash cans. They are tall enough to store the flowers without them breaking lol
A flower shop is every criminal's go-to business to money launder so there's a possibility you walked into a front for a criminal network, and that also explains the obsurd price the employee asked for a regular bucket of roses.
@dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646 probably because people just go to a grocery store for flowers so there's basically nobody discovering what's behind floral shops
@@dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646 High margin business. It's not too strange to see one without a customer. They can just register a couple of fake sales an hour to keep the laundering rate reasonably high.
@@hicak0242we don't know the specific reasoning. But there are plenty of people who are upset with his policies, how he lies all the time, and his pretty much uniform contempt for anyone but himself.
Love the story times 😂 sometimes I wonder how can someone not run out of stories that can be interesting, but then I realize I am a boring human and that’s why I have no stories yet
Yeah before he even said it I was like "yeah this is 100% a front for a drug dealer, they didn't have roses on hand because they rarely do legitimate business, and they cost 30$ to deter people from shopping there."
The "MOTHER! ASSISTANCE!" part from the microwave story made me laugh so hard 🤣 thank you for your funny, creative, and eccentric content. I always enjoy your videos!
In daycare we were playing freeze dance (as you do) and i was "dancing" with a boy i had a crush on *I WAS FOUR-* and he pushes me, so i push him back, and he pushes me again but this time he pushes my head into the sharpest corner of a shelf, i wake up two minutes later to the teacher wiping off the blood as the ambulance arrives. I remember going to the hospital and not even caring about the huge gash in my head, only caring about seeing my mom again i was so wholesome 😫
I was 4 years old. We'd just moved into a new house. For some reason I had sewing needles. There was an outlet on the living room floor. Holes... needles... my brain said, "Let's drop the needles in the holes." If memory serves, I got about 2 or 3 in before I got electrocuted. I cried a lot and my mother helped soothe the blackened skin on my finger with cool water. A couch was strategically placed over that outlet, and it's been that way ever since.
I'm shocked that you got your hands on sewing needles at 4 years old. More shocked you didn't wind up sticking yourself with them before shocking yourself with an outlet.
@@Dragoseye I was experienced enough at 4 yrs old to know that needles had a "dangerous end." How I got my hands on them, I cannot recall. No one in my family remembers.
I was digging pine needles and pine cones out of a gap in my patio with an asphalt rake, with the tines turned towards my head. This tool is a leaf rake, with hard teeth (tine). The tines caught on something, I gave it a hard yank and the tines flew straight towards my head. If I hadn't been wearing my headphones, I'd definitely been dead or blind in my left eye permanently. Thank you Sony headphones 🙏
@@Nate-bd8fg The headphones were bulky enough to block the wide rake from reaching his face because it hit the edges of the headphones first, obviously.
I remember numerous seemingly near fatal incidents in my childhood. The thing is I can’t be entirely certain if I was in as much danger as I thought I was.
@@MonkeyJedi99 my singular $30 bill that i definitely have? perhaps in a different establishment for a *bouquet* rather than… *one* rose… only perhaps ofc
Human life, or any life for that matter, should not be played for laughs, even if you don't like that particular person. (Context: look up Trump on google, don't know how strict the guidelines are.)
It’s surprising that they managed to not bail out of the flower shop the moment they walked in. Judging by the actual “shop” part, I would’ve thought it was some kind of cult.
One time we tried to reheat some leftovers in a microwave-safe container from Walmart. The container caught fire, because there was a tiny *metallic sticker* on the microwave-safe container.
I've also had a few close calls: - Incidentally, also the same kind of outlet incident. - While spacing out, I needed to microwave something, and I had been preparing it in a metal bowl. - Almost got swept out to sea by a riptide, twice.
lol, I can imagine, “whew! That was close. Eh, I could *probably* survive THIS riptide again. Challenge accepted.” *proceeds to swim into the same riptide*
Honestly, the scariest part of microwave is the high voltage. Other than that it's pretty safe. I always find it amusing how scared people are of microwaves exploding or something. It only gets dangerous when you start playing with the transformer inside.
@@azzy-551 It's mostly because people grow up believing the "the microwave will explode when you put metallic things in there" story and use things like the plasma arcing as confirmation that it will blow up. Plasma arcing is spooky if you don't know about the mechanics of a microwave.
that flower shop interaction reminded me of the time i got my grandmother flowers on my way home from school, i walked into the flower shop i passed every single day and was confused as to why there were so many creepy looking bears *everywhere* but finally found an employee who (unfortunately for me) only spoke spanish. So in sheer panic and in my very very broken spanish pointed at a yellow arrangement in a box went to go pay for it, luckily did not get scammed as it was only $80 for the entire thing, and got tf out of there my grandma loved the arrangement she was extremely excited her granddaughter who's supposed to be a rebellious teen was getting flowers for her
I know you said "Father, assistance!" but hearing "Mother, assistance!" on the first listen was admittedly ten times funnier. Literally cried laughing about that distress in your voice 😂 the perfect opposite to "mother, i crave violence" 😅
There was an antique shop in the tiny town I lived in after college that was most definitely a gambling/ money laundering front. It had porcelain dolls everywhere and some old China and lots of cheap ugly tables surrounded by folding chairs in the center. Luckily, there were no "customers" in attendance when we popped in while walking down the plaza.
One time I accidentally touched a running model train set track. It was 18 volts. My heart rate dropped by 40 beats per minute, and now I'm fine - it was 2 months ago
When he started the flower shop story, I assumed the valentines day brush with death would be, like, a fiasco with the candles or something. Never once did 'accidentally stumbling upon a drug trade of some kind' cross my mind.
Have had to sleep (not too much sleep going on) on the streets for the past 4 days but as soon as I seen you upload a new video it’s made my entire night so much better. Hav literally only watched the first 10 seconds and already laughing. Love you man ❤
@kittiq I wasn't born homeless lol, I got the phone before any of this happened and charging my phone is as simple as finding a starbucks or something. Also I managed to secure a sales job recently and things are looking up for me so extremely blessed 🙌
Ah, ye, common ways of dying. Home accidents involving plugs, home accidents involving microwaves, interrupting a drug deal, wait what-
More common in college towns, for sure.
plug, plugged, the plug
@@goldengryphondepending on the town? Because i got a friend who's in a college town. And nothing happens there. The last big event that occurred...came from a couple of thugs who chased someone from another city forty minutes south of the town
@@thomaswanderer6022 Yes. It greatly depends on the college town. It also depends on the surrounding environment because even weird events will only happen in situations where they are somewhat conceivable.
I would not expect to find confused drug dealers or odd role players n the sewers of a religious school (Temple, TX?) in the country. Confused drug dealers and weirdly dressed people in a sewer would be the *least* odd thing I would expect to find at MIT or Yale.
Heck, I was one of the people who would have not only wandered absently into a confused drug deal, but also got stuck in a tree, and ended up on a roof while dressed oddly while at college.
The first two are common ways of 'almost dying' the third is actually a more common way of dying.
The florist shop story just reminds me of every mattress store ever being the emptiest ghost towns on earth but still staying in business over busy stores
Most are for laundering money
@@airplanes_aren.t_realmy favorite
Percy jackson exposes some of these businesses
We have a leather-sofa store near where I live. I have never seen anyone enter or leave that store, but it has been there for 40+years. We suspect it might be a front for some other business.
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
That flower shop was definitly some kind of money laundering
Opium
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@p-__ How did you get here?
Mafia front
@@MaxReallyDoesntCare it's a bot
I like the progression here, Outlet mishap, microwave problems, ONGOING DRUG DEALS. One of these things is not like the others.
it's the microwave problems isn't it
nah I think it's the Outlet thing@@Mikithebird
@@andreatoruchiha9019 definetly not the ongoing drug deals that’s very normal
in the netherlands the odd one out would be the outlet mishap, since drug deals are common, microwaves are used and EU plugs arent messed up
probabaly the issues with the waves of micro
the romantic flowers story did not go where i expected it to go. definitely thought you’d light the roses on fire with the candles
Same lol
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
Right!?
Yes I thought like no one was coming and looked away then when he looked back roes were three.yes I watch horror.
same
“I do not like to die”. Relatable.
Real
MY COMMENT 😡
I find it fun
@@AngyAtchu womp womp
@@conallhunt7271 bro what 😂
Bro interrupted a drug deal and somehow survived
Nah! It was human trafficing and they deemed him to much of a risk for his apperence!
Sorce: I made it the f*** up! :3
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@1AndOnlyAxoara and sacrificed his smartness Stat
@@Carsten-r7s tbh fair play. IceCreamSandwitch probably does a lot of QuickSave - Load Game spiritually
my mother also did so during her work as a lyft driver
Blud either interrupted:
A: a money laundering drug mafia
or
B: a cult
and somehow survived 🥶
It’s a drug thing…
The cult (if it’s a cult): *speaking unknown language*
Ice cream sandwich: *walks in*
The cult: *suddenly stops*
Ice cream sandwich: man what’s this place with buckets
Challenge completed: *Well that was something.*
Witness something you shouldn't witness and survive.
I love how the first two are like, "Wow, that was a big oopsie, that could've gone bad"
And then the last one is, "Well, these people are definitely going to kill me if I don't buy these overpriced flowers."
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@p-__ shut up
@@p-__ Can you shut up
It escalated so quickly
Maybe that's how they stay in business. Creep people out enough that they have to buy your overpriced flowers so they don't get murdered.
this is the type of guy to say “it’s right behind me, isn’t it?” in the first 10 minutes of a horror movie.
Only to somehow end up the only one surviving at the end by sheer luck.
I'm just imagining someone repeatedly saying "It's right behind me, isn't it?" throughout the movie, and being told "Dude, for the last time, nothing is behind you. Stop." And then finally, he says it and there actually is something, and he's just like "Yus- I knew it." and gets stabbed in the shin.
Under 1000000000000000000000000000000000 decade people 👇🏻
@@abigailromaine4941where is the finger even pointing
There is under 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 people!
Whoever is in that 999999999+
👇
“Mother Assistance” so formal for such a chaotic situation
😂😂😂
he said "father assistance"
@@geopediashortsit was mother assistance
@@Aiero-draws-stuff-yt then why did his dad come shortly after?
@@geopediashorts go back and watch it
3:39 I think I actually almost died of laughter
Ice Cream Sandwich: "Hello, I would like flowers!"
--Intelligent employee--: "Ah, yes! Please follow me straight back to the location of illicit transaction. We have flower there."
unexpectedly, ice cream sandwich met his soulmate that day,
why is your profile picture so familiar to me?
Doesn't it remind u of that one task from Among Us?@@theespacioguy
I just cannot fathom why they wouldn’t just say “wait here” and disappear for 5 minutes lol
@@darkassassin6457You know. Like. Every other employee of every other place.
Do you think they're dead?
Bro uploaded this within the hour of an attempted assassination, cant write this kind of timing
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Actually insane
he is donald trump
What are the odds? 😅
Yea
That rose story was terrifying haha. I was like “how does someone almost die from flower shopping?” And then my face just got more horrified as the story continued. That’s a crazy tale!
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@p-__ *sighhhhh* my horoscope was right
you seem familiar
@@haxel360oh heya Haxel :]
6:20 this is the story you S/O comes back home with after you tell him to go run some errands….. and then you don’t believe him and do it yourself 😭😂😂😂
5:15 I work at a flower shop - yeah you got scammed. It IS common for rose prices to go up around Valentine's day because of demand. HOWEVER, at least for us, roses are $5 a stem. You should be able to get a whole small arrangement for $30. even around Valentine's day - you should be able to get more than 1 rose for $30. Hell, you should be able to get a few starfighter lilies for that price, and for us - they're $7 resale.
Also probably the most realistic/not sketchy part of this is storing flowers in trash cans. They are tall enough to store the flowers without them breaking lol
assuming that flower shop is legitimate and not a front for criminals... and if it was then that extra $25 was WELL worth it to walk out unscathed
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
Yeah, in this case it sounds less like he was scammed and more like he was effectively mugged lol
A flower shop is every criminal's go-to business to money launder so there's a possibility you walked into a front for a criminal network, and that also explains the obsurd price the employee asked for a regular bucket of roses.
Lol why a flower shop exactly?
@dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646 probably because people just go to a grocery store for flowers so there's basically nobody discovering what's behind floral shops
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646 High margin business. It's not too strange to see one without a customer. They can just register a couple of fake sales an hour to keep the laundering rate reasonably high.
No, not the bucket of roses. Just one rose.
3:41 "FATHER. ASSISTANCE!"
Edit: I heard mother guise apologies, Also most like yet aaaa tysm
Father
@@keeperofthecheeseLMAO
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
Lol if I was ever in a case like that I'd run away out of fear and let my parents deal with it.
@AngryAsrielFanPage-m6s bot detected
At least he makes sponsors funny 😂 2:06
Reall
Legit the only youtuber I watch the ads for
the timing on this is crazy
How? Sorry if I'm just stupid
@@AnonymousN30trump
Trump got shot and literally within the hour my homie ice cream sandwich posted a vid about almost dying
@@Yburner-mg2gglooks like I need to study some basic politics because I don't even know why he got shot
@@hicak0242we don't know the specific reasoning. But there are plenty of people who are upset with his policies, how he lies all the time, and his pretty much uniform contempt for anyone but himself.
somehow walking into a drug trade meeting and buying a single $30 rose is incredibly on brand for you
He's the only youtuber where i dont skip the sponser part, the animation is just so funny 😭😂
Him and GingerPale lol
Facts 😂
True. He has a good sense of humor.
Yes!! So true
YES.
Love the story times 😂 sometimes I wonder how can someone not run out of stories that can be interesting, but then I realize I am a boring human and that’s why I have no stories yet
"Microwave make candy warm. Candy go in microwave"
The way he said it is legit my whole personality and the way I talk a lot 😂
3:38 FATHER
ASSISTANCE
I eat frozen Twix Bars, and KitKats
…is the a problem with that🤨
@@DarkVoid-gp6qq heck no I love all of them watchu mean foo-
@@marthmallow7420 _unplugs microwave_ ✨
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
Incredible fucking timing posting this right before the incident
fr
What incident
@CoolSandwich111 the incident
I somehow missed this incident
What incident 🤨
Yeah before he even said it I was like "yeah this is 100% a front for a drug dealer, they didn't have roses on hand because they rarely do legitimate business, and they cost 30$ to deter people from shopping there."
if it's to deter people from shopping then he accidentally logicked himself into wasting cash (since he probably could've just booked it)
Dude, I was just thinking about plugging something in while I was on the chair
Trying to plug in an outlet while being too lazy to look is such a pain😭😭
As a European, I have never understood why you guys still have those dangerous plugs/sockets
It's for compatibility of course. I know.
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@@SrApathy33 what do you have? a caveman on a bike powering our house?
@1AndOnlyAxoaraeveryone does this
The "MOTHER! ASSISTANCE!" part from the microwave story made me laugh so hard 🤣 thank you for your funny, creative, and eccentric content. I always enjoy your videos!
How did you manage to mix up 'FATHER' for 'MOTHER', given the animation clearly shows him with a mustache?
@@DarkVeghetta They're talking about how he shouts that before their father came to pull the plug- unless ofc, I'm also hard of hearing ┐('～`;)┌
@@fyommie im pretty sure he said father but ok
"KIDS! Do you want microwavable plasma for dinner?!"
YES PLEASE!!
“Yes please! AA-“
Hello my fellow monke of VR
I would love some but I i’m on a diet so electric plasma is off the table. Only UV rays for me!
Why yes, thank for for this heathy and nutritional meal
His lil cartoon looks microwavable
:(
Noooooo he’ll melttttt
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
He’d expand like a marshmallow or smth
This video’s release was suspiciously timed to real life events
That's what I'm saying 🤔
I waiting to see someone comment, super dark but funny to think about
What happened?
@@Bread.799 trump almost got assassinated
Oh dear I was waiting for someone to say this “:o
Funny you mention near death experiences, I just heard some guy in the news had one of those
SOME RANDOM GUY, yeah. NOT FAMOUS AT ALL, yeah. NOT THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA, yeah.
@@attackehhh lol
He got a massive boo-boo in the ear
@@adamgingibbins2751yea they took him to the hospital so the doctor could kiss it and make it all better
@@eragon8352yeah just give him some ice
In daycare we were playing freeze dance (as you do) and i was "dancing" with a boy i had a crush on *I WAS FOUR-* and he pushes me, so i push him back, and he pushes me again but this time he pushes my head into the sharpest corner of a shelf, i wake up two minutes later to the teacher wiping off the blood as the ambulance arrives. I remember going to the hospital and not even caring about the huge gash in my head, only caring about seeing my mom again i was so wholesome 😫
I assume you two ended up married
@@foxygrin no
@@foxygrin Not even a little bit????
Stumbling upon a drug trade trying to buy flowers is something only this guy could pull off
0:14
(in a parental manner) “Nuh uh uh.“
*giggles and runs away like a goblin*
@AngryAsrielFanPage-m6sblah blah blah no one cares and no self promotion
@@Sethandmommy just don’t interact, report the bot and move on
literally nobody replied about this
@@onebear0_o what about @janna
honestly the timing on this is hilarious yet dark
@@thisisizzy520 Trump assassination attempt happened recently
HELP LMAO 💀💀
@@thisisizzy520 I think they're referring to Trump's attempted assassination
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
3:34 "FATHER ASISTENSE"
I was 4 years old. We'd just moved into a new house. For some reason I had sewing needles. There was an outlet on the living room floor. Holes... needles... my brain said, "Let's drop the needles in the holes." If memory serves, I got about 2 or 3 in before I got electrocuted. I cried a lot and my mother helped soothe the blackened skin on my finger with cool water. A couch was strategically placed over that outlet, and it's been that way ever since.
I'm shocked that you got your hands on sewing needles at 4 years old. More shocked you didn't wind up sticking yourself with them before shocking yourself with an outlet.
@@Dragoseye I was experienced enough at 4 yrs old to know that needles had a "dangerous end." How I got my hands on them, I cannot recall. No one in my family remembers.
Oh my god. Did your finger heal?
@@edithpatel7007 Yes! I made a full recovery with no lingering issues. :)
I was digging pine needles and pine cones out of a gap in my patio with an asphalt rake, with the tines turned towards my head. This tool is a leaf rake, with hard teeth (tine). The tines caught on something, I gave it a hard yank and the tines flew straight towards my head. If I hadn't been wearing my headphones, I'd definitely been dead or blind in my left eye permanently. Thank you Sony headphones 🙏
But headphone on ear? And eye not on ear?
@@Nate-bd8fg The headphones were bulky enough to block the wide rake from reaching his face because it hit the edges of the headphones first, obviously.
@@Emerl18 nuh uh
the timing of this video's release is INSANE
FR
How so
@@EliKellen-jc8gl open Google, and search "news"
@@EliKellen-jc8glThe political climate of the United States of America
@@LeoparDusk but what’s that got to do with the video
I remember numerous seemingly near fatal incidents in my childhood. The thing is I can’t be entirely certain if I was in as much danger as I thought I was.
I think actually buying the rose woud be more suspicious than saying "$30 for a single rose?! Thanks you but I don't have that much money, good bye!"
Well, where else ae you going to spend your $30 bill?
@@MonkeyJedi99 my singular $30 bill that i definitely have? perhaps in a different establishment for a *bouquet* rather than… *one* rose… only perhaps ofc
The reaper is so understanding
The reaper hates when people die a lame death
It has seen worse
I WAS AT THE FLOWER SHOP BRO. We were just playing UNO man. I still remember you TO THIS DAY. It’s a small world.
Bruh
No idea whether to believe this or not but alr buddy 😭
you dropped this video at the funniest possible time in us history
it is funny how exactly?
how come? why is it funny?
@@aTypicalGabriel trump was at a rally and almost got assassinated, he was shot in the ear
Human life, or any life for that matter, should not be played for laughs, even if you don't like that particular person.
(Context: look up Trump on google, don't know how strict the guidelines are.)
Maybe not funniest but the Best Possible timing
It’s surprising that they managed to not bail out of the flower shop the moment they walked in. Judging by the actual “shop” part, I would’ve thought it was some kind of cult.
One time we tried to reheat some leftovers in a microwave-safe container from Walmart.
The container caught fire, because there was a tiny *metallic sticker* on the microwave-safe container.
Okay, that just sounds like attempted murder…
That one almost makes me angry. Who made that decision?
Wooooooooooooow...
@@bluelfsuma We did not get a refund on either product by the way.
@@Introbulus _hissssssss_
I love how every sponsor advertisement is done it’s like watching two videos in one
Do you sell flowers
30 min later:I think I interrupted a drug dealing
Love the lil adhd man being back
6:07 "who hangs out in a dark, messy room like this?" Andy, allow me to introduce myself.
Underrated comment
And I will introduce myself after 😂
@@niftyisafan real
1:44 Actually good sponsorship segment that’s not raid shadow legends
HEHEHEHEHEEHEH I MISSED MY SILLY LITTLE GUY
ME TOO
NO WAY
ok
Yay same :3 :)
YOOOO USER ANDER_101‼️‼️‼️
The absolute timing of this video 💀
3:38 "suddenly, I am holding a BOMB"
-IceCreamSandwich 2024
3:40 "MOTHER. ASSISTANCE."
-IceCreamSandwich 2024
it’s “father” not “mother”
@@AmythestAnimations I could've sword he said mother, how strange
He did say mother, it's just that his dad came instead
I could be wrong tho
@@PaigeTheCartoonCaptain oh yeah
@@PaigeTheCartoonCaptain No he 1000% said father lol. You can hear the "f"
Ive see this video like 50 times and i still literally laugh out loud when i hear "father!!!!!...... Assistance!!!!!!"
"I do not like to die"
Respect brother
I've also had a few close calls:
- Incidentally, also the same kind of outlet incident.
- While spacing out, I needed to microwave something, and I had been preparing it in a metal bowl.
- Almost got swept out to sea by a riptide, twice.
Hehehhhhehehe I’ve been swept by the riptide thrice
Once I almost died by choking on a cotton ball. Yes, I know that it sounds strange out of context.
American outlets are insane to me that that can happen
lol, I can imagine,
“whew! That was close. Eh, I could *probably* survive THIS riptide again. Challenge accepted.”
*proceeds to swim into the same riptide*
Wild that this was posted today given the news only hours later
YES I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS
during 4:17, when the "intruder" walks in whearing a onion hat, i lost it
This guy's content is beyond amazing and anyone who watches it is a superhuman being.❤❤❤ Keep doing what you're doing❤❤❤
Timing, IC, Timing is everything.
especially the timing of this going live xD
Microwaves can honestly be some of the scariest things on earth sometimes
Honestly, the scariest part of microwave is the high voltage. Other than that it's pretty safe. I always find it amusing how scared people are of microwaves exploding or something. It only gets dangerous when you start playing with the transformer inside.
@@azzy-551 It's mostly because people grow up believing the "the microwave will explode when you put metallic things in there" story and use things like the plasma arcing as confirmation that it will blow up. Plasma arcing is spooky if you don't know about the mechanics of a microwave.
that flower shop interaction reminded me of the time i got my grandmother flowers on my way home from school, i walked into the flower shop i passed every single day and was confused as to why there were so many creepy looking bears *everywhere* but finally found an employee who (unfortunately for me) only spoke spanish. So in sheer panic and in my very very broken spanish pointed at a yellow arrangement in a box went to go pay for it, luckily did not get scammed as it was only $80 for the entire thing, and got tf out of there
my grandma loved the arrangement she was extremely excited her granddaughter who's supposed to be a rebellious teen was getting flowers for her
ur vids r always soo funny! it's crazy how perfect ur humor hits 🥹
of course Ice Cream Sandwich accidentally encounters a drug trade on the mission of looking for roses. i would expect nothing else
the frozen sugary milk man has made a internet watchable sequence of frames! yippee!
Indubitably
bro has an account dedicated to a fictional character 💀
bro won't let people have fun on the internet 💀
Bro likes TADC
💀
@@BraydenBunch58 bro is a hater for no reason 💀
Do you realize just how close to the assassination attempt this video came out? 1 hour before.
Who almost goy assassinated what did I miss?
The absolute best way to do in video ads. Love the sense of humor. Keep up the good work.
3:53 "You can't just say 'perchance'." - some teacher grading a godmade essay
You can't stop me. Perchance.
@victimofmagicapollo YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "PERCHANCE!"
Yes I can. Perchance.
Mario the man vs Mario the idea
Perchance...I am at a loss...perchance. 😔
Ice cream sandwich is the definition of “quality over quantity”
I know you said "Father, assistance!" but hearing "Mother, assistance!" on the first listen was admittedly ten times funnier. Literally cried laughing about that distress in your voice 😂 the perfect opposite to "mother, i crave violence" 😅
Andy! It was so fun seeing you at VidCon, thank you for being so nice! You’re the best!!!
The timing is amazing
I thought the same thing
There was an antique shop in the tiny town I lived in after college that was most definitely a gambling/ money laundering front. It had porcelain dolls everywhere and some old China and lots of cheap ugly tables surrounded by folding chairs in the center. Luckily, there were no "customers" in attendance when we popped in while walking down the plaza.
The sheer panic and terror in his voice when he’s talking about the microwave story is hilarious
3:03 microwave make candy warm, candy go in microwave
The timing on this video is impeccable.
Seriously!!!
3:40 the "FATHER......ASSISTANCE" was so damn good XD
0:32 This is why British plug sockets are the best, as the holes that deal with the electricity have a barrier that gets push aside by the third pin.
He's the only one that gets me to watch through the whole sponsorship part. You have my respect, mister Ice Cream Sadwich man
6:46 my thoughts whenever something suspicious happens
Man. You really nailed the timing on this vid in the ear.
5:05 POV: You forgot your flashlight for Night 4.
The rest of the story looks like the murders from Afton lmao
Lmao
The day is just better when Ice cream sandwiche posts
dying is simply a minor inconvenience ngl
_(for the record I'm fine!)_
_(I had a completely different punchline in mind than what it came out as;;;;)_
Leaving the world is not as scary as it sounds
- Hotline Miami
My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts.
@1AndOnlyAxoara yeah I'm fine
Are you ok
@@SquishyTheVampire yes! I'm fine!
3:38 MOTHA, ASSISTANCE! Is the best thing 😂 saw it 5 times, still makes me laugh
6:21 bro, you walked in on a cult.
He probably did
this guy's content gives me the most amount of dopamine possible. its amazing
I like it when the silly little marshmallow man goes "hehehehehe" and runs funny
One time I accidentally touched a running model train set track. It was 18 volts. My heart rate dropped by 40 beats per minute, and now I'm fine - it was 2 months ago
Hope you’re doing good and staying❤
@@zacharynguyen7286 Doing well right now; it was 2 months ago so I should definitely be fine now
“one time” *cough* “…2 months ago”
This is the only guy I know that make sponsorships hilarious and interesting
It’s the microwave story that got me. I watched the mother assistance like five times.💀💀💀
The fucking timing of this video is funnier than the whole video
why?
@@bonkbonk7195Trump almost met JFK but survived
You're still the only one who can make sponsorships funny enough that I still watch them.
When he started the flower shop story, I assumed the valentines day brush with death would be, like, a fiasco with the candles or something. Never once did 'accidentally stumbling upon a drug trade of some kind' cross my mind.
this man is actually funny, his art style and jokes go so well. I relate to him so much
Have had to sleep (not too much sleep going on) on the streets for the past 4 days but as soon as I seen you upload a new video it’s made my entire night so much better. Hav literally only watched the first 10 seconds and already laughing. Love you man ❤
sorry about that man, really praying things go well for you.
im sorry if its true but how would you watch videos on the street with no charger? how would you get the device in the first place?
@kittiq I wasn't born homeless lol, I got the phone before any of this happened and charging my phone is as simple as finding a starbucks or something. Also I managed to secure a sales job recently and things are looking up for me so extremely blessed 🙌