"I accidentally sent THIS instead of my resume/CV" - a collection from Twitter

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ค. 2021
  • Years ago I accidentally sent a foul-mouthed review of an Assassin's Creed game I'd written to a corporate client marked 'urgent'.

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  • @W.H.V.
    @W.H.V. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7244

    If somebody submits their Tetris high score instead of their resume, you'd better hire them right then and there.

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      Depends on what it is don't wanna hire someone whose bad at Tetris

    • @moonlightnymph7975
      @moonlightnymph7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      kinda curious what their high score was

    • @Kyara7
      @Kyara7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Battle in PPT2 and if they beat you they get the job

    • @birdman7192
      @birdman7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Kyara7 If they beat you they get your job

    • @iikeeley8743
      @iikeeley8743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What if it's like 69, pretty low score.

  • @pharoahcaraboo9610
    @pharoahcaraboo9610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16815

    if you put your extreme kink fics in the same folder as your resume thats on you, honestly

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

      Why do people have all these things in their downloads....

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +902

      IT'S LITERALLY PANIC AT THE DISCO RPF 💀

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +958

      Yeah, I don't get it. I keep my resume and other job-related stuff in their own folder. Keeping it in downloads or desktop or anything else where crap ends up is asking for trouble.

    • @blobfish2611
      @blobfish2611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      and then they hire you with a smaller email saying ''we dont need your resume anymore''

    • @jordanr.2120
      @jordanr.2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@haveagoodmourning seeing that doc title brought back all of the memories of those dark bandom corners that even *i* never touched.

  • @BenMarcWilliams
    @BenMarcWilliams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Sending your resignation letter or an Excel spreadsheet of all your rejections instead of your cv sounds like something out of a sitcom where the writers really like irony.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So basically every live-action American sitcom since about 1990 or so.

    • @bravingthehallways8169
      @bravingthehallways8169 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like something George Costanza would do..🤣

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It seems like something Niles Crane would do if he had to apply for a new job
      He just doesn't seem like he'd be very good with computers

  • @lyricthomas4613
    @lyricthomas4613 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    ENEMA FANFIC GIRL HERE TO SAY: I don’t care how embarrassing this experience was, this has given me and my friends amusement for so many years

    • @Coercioner
      @Coercioner ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I dont even want to ask why it was on your computer

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      At least the fanfics I read are about fictional characters rather than real-life celebrities

    • @sharklover2984
      @sharklover2984 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      your name is lyric?

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It blasted me back to my p!atd fic-reading days

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime ปีที่แล้ว +18

      why *were* they next to each other lmao

  • @KnightoftheSorryFace
    @KnightoftheSorryFace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    So many of these must seem like threats to the employer

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Especially the spongebob one

    • @alihughes3728
      @alihughes3728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The communist manifesto for what is probably an office job ...

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      The submachine gun would concern me greatly

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Imagine getting sent someone's fucking spine

    • @MathematicalJoeBiden
      @MathematicalJoeBiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      and the nude might seem like a bribe

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8183

    I would hire every single one of these people on the spot.

    • @jeffboy4231
      @jeffboy4231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      I would especially hire the guy wanting to have a...
      *Chat*

    • @an_amazing_ace7810
      @an_amazing_ace7810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      This is why you aren't in charge of hiring people.

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @@an_amazing_ace7810 sorry sir will i get the promotion next week instead?

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Don't know if hiring the girl that sent her nude would be a good idea or not.

    • @abnormallylargemonkey9334
      @abnormallylargemonkey9334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Even the person that sent a nude?

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    If you’re the kind of person who keeps enema fanfic on your computer you need to bury it a few folders deep, not only to avoid situations like these but also just out of common decency.

    • @anne-zh2kd
      @anne-zh2kd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's your computer. Ya want enema fanfic, you have some enema fanfic.

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah, especially THAT enema fanfic. it's surprisingly well-written, but it's still a milk enema with two members(one former) of Panic! At The Disco

    • @seignee
      @seignee ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thereyvan ...what is a "milk enema"

    • @SeamButton
      @SeamButton ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seignee milk up the ass, not the bottle, the liquid j wish I didn't know.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean, if it's enema then burying it deep is part of it's job, no?

  • @berrycade
    @berrycade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I think we ought to begin hiring people based on their Tetris high score

    • @elmark3550
      @elmark3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The world would be a better place

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do people with a maxout get automatically hired?

  • @boughsoffolly
    @boughsoffolly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9465

    How can one person be so confident in themselves that they'd have their nudes and CV on the same device let alone have them close enough to confuse them

    • @hamburgerbroz6439
      @hamburgerbroz6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

      i actually like to give them the same name as well, for a bit of an extra challenge

    • @Sonja147
      @Sonja147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@hamburgerbroz6439 😂

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      Not confident enough to put their nudes in their CV though smh

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Job search roulette
      sometimes, you gotta live a little

    • @stannosaurus
      @stannosaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I feel bad for the employer 🥲

  • @dotmp4353
    @dotmp4353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10487

    I don't know why but the sheer range of ridiculous shit people have saved on their computers partially restores my faith in humanity

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Glad I can help XD

    • @PoshBeard
      @PoshBeard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Frankly it reduces mine

    • @IaIaIanopipipi
      @IaIaIanopipipi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      You have no idea of the unholy amount of random shit I have on my phone. More than 26k photos. 50% proud, 50% should beg for pardon.

    • @cakeeyplayz
      @cakeeyplayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 is that a fake read more!?!?
      Read more...

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cakeeyplayz No

  • @declan5073
    @declan5073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    1:16 has to be one of the most accidentally genius passive aggressive CVs I've ever seen
    I love it how there's three categories
    - Randomness
    - Attack
    - wtf is that doing in the same folder

  • @marshtomp8
    @marshtomp8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I feel like the image of Ditto is a power move. It says "I can do anything", very bold.

  • @SkeletalSpyro
    @SkeletalSpyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5433

    5:28 honestly sending in your DND character sheet implies it's the character applying for the job and I don't know about you but I'd hire the dwarf bard over some regular dude any day

    • @nilevelum
      @nilevelum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Hell yeah

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Lmao. Watch them come into work cosplaying as that character. Like someone just walks into work with a bow and some fake elf ears or someone who’s shorter comes in and just says their a halfling lmao.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Matix 777 Lmao work spees

    • @shohaammaiti6170
      @shohaammaiti6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What if it's a man eating hungry orc with a particular taste in bosses.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@shohaammaiti6170 Consume the greedy capitalists

  • @dolphin_of_death9344
    @dolphin_of_death9344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6153

    The "pissing on my grave" one really got me. One time in 8th grade, instead of sending my teacher a video of a rube Goldberg machine I made, I sent her one of me baby-talking to my cat about science.

    • @josiah9712
      @josiah9712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +858

      How do you baby talk to a cat about science? “Oh good kitty, didn’t you know force equal mass times acceleration?”

    • @Benutzername474
      @Benutzername474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      @@josiah9712 “meow.”

    • @thepoet6888
      @thepoet6888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      “Who’s a good kitty cat, If John took 12 applews and a train coming at 4.12 miles at 5 o’clock. Calculate the sun’s mass.”

    • @whyamidoingthis5236
      @whyamidoingthis5236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Shame you didn't send me the footage. I could have used it for my a-level English language investigation

    • @theyofmanynames
      @theyofmanynames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm glad I'm not the only one it got. I laughed so hard at that it hurt.

  • @tentaklaus9382
    @tentaklaus9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I'd love to receive someones AD+D character sheet instead of their CV. The potential to call them up as a dungeon master and address them as their character would be the opportunity of a lifetime!

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    A D&D character sheet is still a resume of yours, just not your IRL one.

  • @theyofmanynames
    @theyofmanynames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3887

    I want an explanation as to why "the problem with pissing on my grave is that you eventually run out of piss" made me laugh so hard my whole body hurt.

    • @Animotion3D
      @Animotion3D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      you're not alone ):)

    • @alanaflynn8878
      @alanaflynn8878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That exact one I had to pause and rewatch the delivery. Absolute gold

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny

    • @ELing-ib1ki
      @ELing-ib1ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      because Margaret Thatcher

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don't think I'd run out tbh

  • @OwlsAreCool1609
    @OwlsAreCool1609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    i once sent my teacher a picture of bill nye with the text "consider the following: Pee your pants" instead of an assignment on accident. That teacher didnt like me before and certainly didnt like me after.

    • @OwlsAreCool1609
      @OwlsAreCool1609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Richard Traviz Celones i got an F on an assignment i actually did. It wasnet awsome

    • @angelicgalaxy4534
      @angelicgalaxy4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@OwlsAreCool1609 Why didn't your teacher like you?

    • @uwuLikesEyebrowsuwu
      @uwuLikesEyebrowsuwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bro I know for a fact I have that pic saved saved somewhere on my computer. Teacher should have given you an A+ on the spot. Top tier meme.

    • @tricksfollies9549
      @tricksfollies9549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If I was your teacher, I would've laughed my ass off and given you an A.

    • @HattieMcDanielonaMoon
      @HattieMcDanielonaMoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tricksfollies9549 You'd get fired for that

  • @rampageblizzard
    @rampageblizzard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nothing sparks more fear in me than “Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub”

  • @thedestroyasystem
    @thedestroyasystem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Enema fanfic” was not a genre I needed to know existed

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      for your own good, just forget it ever existed. trust me

    • @anonymouscat3772
      @anonymouscat3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bogwife7942 yeah let’s just pretend that never happened

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      maybe it's for the best you didn't know

    • @PalisadePeryton
      @PalisadePeryton หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's fanfic of everything. _Everything._

  • @therighttrousers343
    @therighttrousers343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    Sending the WWE logo instead of a CV is a pure power move.

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Sending a follow-up to remind the CEO "your time is up, my time is now."

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      When you do that you have to wrestle the employer to get the job

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And they hire you on the spot and you hit the boss with a stunner day 1

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a threat

    • @Shiva_v_Bhatt
      @Shiva_v_Bhatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same with the submachine gun one

  • @moykurs
    @moykurs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    Im goign to create a folder called “CV ROULETTE” on my computer. most of the files are copies of my CV but some are shitposts. it’ll make getting a job a bit more exciting

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      Its all fun and games until you get hired by a place you sent the shitpost to

    • @suneater_zeef050
      @suneater_zeef050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      that's hilarious, good luck

    • @ernestoagapitogarcesconyad1710
      @ernestoagapitogarcesconyad1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@StuffandThings_ then its even more fun and games

    • @GDNashit
      @GDNashit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's already bad enough to apply by sending your CV 100% of the time...

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this thread had me in tears :'D

  • @rubikthegeek2138
    @rubikthegeek2138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Are we gonna just gloss over the fact that this girl sent the milk fic to her boss?? 💀 💀

  • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
    @yourlocalfestivefurry354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    imagine just looking through resumes and seeing the entire communist manifesto

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA ปีที่แล้ว

      Torn between wanting to hire someone who will accept not being paid and understanding that they would expect to not work either... And before you defend communism, they don't accept furries in USSR, anything except traditional family sent you to Siberia.

  • @autumnjunebug
    @autumnjunebug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3528

    as soon as i read "ryan was kneeling in the bathtub" and heard "enema fanfic", i felt sheer panic burst through my veins at light speed

    • @suneater_zeef050
      @suneater_zeef050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      i had to google because i didn't know the word "enema" in english and now i feel like my entire innocence has been disrupted despite enemas not being the worst thing ive read about

    • @janakrug633
      @janakrug633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Oh God I was so glad I hadn't heard that sentence in years and then...

    • @vixonimus1089
      @vixonimus1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT.
      I WAS HAVING A NICE DAY.
      WE WERE *ALL* HAVING A NICE DAY.

    • @sundownerofficial
      @sundownerofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Would someone kindly explain what that is

    • @vixonimus1089
      @vixonimus1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@sundownerofficial i would advise against that; it is absolutely for the better that you do not know.

  • @CorndogBrownie
    @CorndogBrownie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    The resignation letter is one of the better ones.

    • @Daro-Wolfe
      @Daro-Wolfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That entire part of the video I could not stop laughing

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Damn dude quit before he was even hired. That's when you know the work environment is bad

    • @tangentfox4677
      @tangentfox4677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "We've received your resignation and have decided to reject your job application on the grounds that you will be leaving us in two weeks."

    • @PoptartParasol
      @PoptartParasol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The parking ticket really got me

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Plenty of them made me laugh, but that was the only one that made me laugh with tears.

  • @blizzary9369
    @blizzary9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:30 applying to be the armoured titan

    • @Midnight-nu7zk
      @Midnight-nu7zk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahahahahahaha 😂😭

    • @markomega8719
      @markomega8719 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well good luck to that guy competing with Gabi and Falco.

  • @1kuzuki
    @1kuzuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:39 respect to these people actually letting them know and… I think they might’ve gave them a second chance xD

  • @figmentisms
    @figmentisms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    "huge amount of respect, but just in case it wasn't on purpose" LMAO

  • @HeroOfTimpani
    @HeroOfTimpani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    I remember being so upset that I sent a resume with 1 misspelling to a potential company during my job hunt in my last semester of college.
    I feel better about that now.

    • @user-wc3wu2mx3m
      @user-wc3wu2mx3m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I can send the politest emails ever and still worry about coming across as rude.
      How could someone, let alone as many people as in this video, fuck up so bad??

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@user-wc3wu2mx3m Well to begin with, they're on Twitter

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@user-wc3wu2mx3m and second you're probably canadian

    • @Subjagator
      @Subjagator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@user-wc3wu2mx3m
      There are so many people in the world, chances are what we saw was just a fraction of a fraction of the shit that happens. Now I kinda feel a tiny bit sorry for the HR people dealing with job applications, maybe.
      I might start doing it on purpose now after seeing this.. Those 'entry-level' jobs paying barely above minimum wage but requiring 5+ years of intense and specific experience in a random field. Yeah, expect some weird shit in your inbox.

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-wc3wu2mx3m Yeah. Or I wonder, "Did I start it right?"

  • @YourLocalWitchDJ
    @YourLocalWitchDJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If that person that sent the Margaret Thatcher meme didn’t get hired, we riot

  • @CrazyCatBeanie
    @CrazyCatBeanie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Okay, the only mistake that I can see genuinely happening is the “coronavirus statistics in September 2020” one, because if both the CV and the coronavirus statistics were labelled as CV in the documents folder (and then maybe coronavirus one had “_09_2020” to the end of it, or something like that) then I can understand accidentally attaching that instead of the CV. Anything else was just plain stupidity

    • @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8
      @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's why that's one of the funniest, imo. It's so....genuinely plausible, I can't help but to laugh

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A lot of people don't rename documents so they'll have an file named dhjab_1663.png and 627dhak_rhha_agaj.pdf(2) and one is their CV and one is a meme and they misclicked

  • @beau8782
    @beau8782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    i once had to write a whole ass paragraph about computers n shit and i accidentally attached an ed sheeran in a gingerbread suit image and i got a 10/10

    • @user-sg7rl8be1s
      @user-sg7rl8be1s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No

    • @beau8782
      @beau8782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-sg7rl8be1s wdym

    • @lememz
      @lememz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      and then everyone clapped

    • @sirincompetent758
      @sirincompetent758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      you have been declared a national hero

    • @SFSAtlas
      @SFSAtlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'll keep it on every server you use

  • @trueaidooo
    @trueaidooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    A lot of these you might be able to laugh it off if you have a cool boss but the person who sent their own nude absolutely has to just move on and never think about that company ever again

    • @badwolf4239
      @badwolf4239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Unless they're applying for nude modeling jobs.

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I wouldn't move on, I would just move.

    • @accountlol7409
      @accountlol7409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At that point just love out of town,no state,no country

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah but the fanfic stuff might be worse god osnfhfjd

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So bad

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just love the guy that went "I dunno why you sent a us picture of Simon Cowell with a beer, but huge amount of respect for that."

  • @HaniiPuppy
    @HaniiPuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:53 - Christ, he looks like a cross between Daniel Radcliffe and David Tennant.

  • @meetaverma8372
    @meetaverma8372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    No wonder unemployment is so high right now.
    Also if I were to hire someone, I will certainly hire the person who sends me a Jamie Oliver recipe. That man's a legend.

    • @timetraveler_from_2012
      @timetraveler_from_2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      If somebody sends me their enema fan fic then I would hire them out of fear

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's like picking dodgeball teams. I call the guy that sent Simon Cowell with a beer!

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But he fucked up Egg Fried Rice, how can you trust man that fucks up Egg Friend Rice?
      Also, the Algorithm is really funny sometimes...

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Schregger well, everyone makes mistakes

    • @elgordobondiola
      @elgordobondiola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GageLeFox i call the one that send the WWE logo

  • @ravenID429
    @ravenID429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    “Twitter: helping you feel better about your mistakes in life”
    I think that’s the opposite of what Twitter does to people…

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gizmo Cat Yeah at least they have that lol

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Depends on how you use the website. If you simply observe the cesspool instead of diving into it, that statement has some truth to it.

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@StuffandThings_ Depends on where you go I guess

  • @fluffystuff500
    @fluffystuff500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:04
    I'd hire him.

  • @nikothelittlelamb
    @nikothelittlelamb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The person that sent a resignation letter be like: "You can't hire me, I quit!"

  • @jakobkerman1247
    @jakobkerman1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Am I the only one who finds it weird that a lot of those people somehow managed to, out of all the files, send the absolute worst ones you could send to your employer?

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      probably at least half if not more of them are fake, although they're still _incredibly_ fucking funny

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      honestly i could see it happening. some people don't clear out their downloads folder and don't rename their files, so it only takes one mouse slip for them to accidentally pick "image (9).png" instead of "image (8).png" and upload the last meme they sent instead of their resume.

    • @nayussysuccer
      @nayussysuccer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This hasn't happened to me cuz I always double check but my files are so disorganized that it may happen at some point

    • @raychances6251
      @raychances6251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Considering the sheer number of people applying to jobs, there's always gotta be people who sent the wrong thing and people who sent the worst thing

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s because of most of these are prob fake 😭

  • @ninawth
    @ninawth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    "Skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji"

    • @KR_Kosmik
      @KR_Kosmik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I forgor 💀

    • @kierogd2292
      @kierogd2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I agan forgor 😔

    • @cameronjoiner7345
      @cameronjoiner7345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh I rember again 😁

    • @saturncvitor2096
      @saturncvitor2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      shi I forgor agan 💀

    • @velvetdragon11
      @velvetdragon11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@saturncvitor2096 o i rembre agin 😁

  • @anna84259
    @anna84259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I had a real story back when we were on quarantine. Me and my friends were memeing in our group sending each other pictures of coffins. Yknow. And after that I needed to capture my work, edit it so it'll look good on computer, compile the photos into a pdf file and send it up. Basically my compiling app broke and on the last page of my work pdf file was a picture of a pink coffin.
    I have another story with the same compiling app. I sent my work, it was unchecked, I also sent it to my friend and he told me "girl, there are 70 random drawings on the last page. It's very cute but are you sure they need to be here?". I went "oh sht" and changed the file immediately.

  • @evjog_s9617
    @evjog_s9617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:54 love that he actually pronounced it "ic an't"

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I'm saving that scrunchy Kermit pic. My scrunchy Kermit folder grows stronger every day...

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      why do you have a scrunchy kermit folder

    • @Dazork04
      @Dazork04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@gaspshichat why don't you have a scrunchy kermit folder

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Dazork04
      troo

    • @terrarr
      @terrarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😳

    • @endertobias1908
      @endertobias1908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gaspshichat for a freind

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    The biggest question is: Why do people have all these photos and videos in their download folders?

    • @nakazatotakeshi4286
      @nakazatotakeshi4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      What do you expect it's from Twitter users

    • @mimipeahes5848
      @mimipeahes5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@nakazatotakeshi4286 Bro we’re in a youtube comments section is now the time to throw stones.

    • @gairisiuil
      @gairisiuil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@mimipeahes5848 people in in yt comments dont live in glass houses though, they just dont live in any house

    • @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465
      @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      somepeople mentioned it being on their desktop for easy acces

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@gairisiuil never have I seen such a good metaphor for TH-cam comments.

  • @thuddingpizza
    @thuddingpizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:33 IM DYING

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:47 alright this one had me wheezing

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    in fairness to the guy who uploaded their resignation letter, it does sort lexographically close to resume

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only for the first three letters…

    • @steepslopesmm2
      @steepslopesmm2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@DeathnoteBB what else are you going to have between resume and resignation in your folder

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steepslopesmm2 Not those two

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Imagine receiving a fucking resignation letter as a résumé. I'd feel so fucking threatened.

    • @LeopardMask12
      @LeopardMask12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And they're two things likely to be found in the same folder, since they're both job-related. I can see the confusion happening, yeah.

  • @binglese
    @binglese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Pro tip: make a folder on your desktop that's called "CV", "resume", something along those lines. The only file that should be in it is your resume. This is so there is no way in hell that you accidentally send them furry futanari enema porn instead of your resume.

    • @Redokev
      @Redokev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      name every folder CV/ resume and its gonna be really fun

    • @EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit
      @EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I have mine titled appropriately, filed in a specific subfolder, in my important document folder. I honestly don't know why more people don't do this.

    • @mangle9143
      @mangle9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That's so specific it almost sounds like it's from experience

    • @meekleaf1346
      @meekleaf1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Instructions unclear: accidentally deleted my resume.

    • @fieratheproud
      @fieratheproud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is... almost suspiciously specific.

  • @hyper-revenge-sio
    @hyper-revenge-sio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hearing "enema" then seeing the name was such a quick shove into repressed memories and fear

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:45
    I can imagine the doctor's thinking it was intended being like "Uh, guys this isn't any disease I've ever heard of... could it be like that tree man?"

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime หลายเดือนก่อน

      "hey doctor isn't that a character in that musical you like?"

  • @JasonPullara
    @JasonPullara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I applied to a job with a soup recipe and still got three interview invitations. No joke, I spoke about it on my linkedin.

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Was it a really good soup recipe?

    • @noori2105
      @noori2105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hawktalon7890 probably

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was it in the food industry, perhaps?

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Either they really liked your soup or they were desperate for employees

    • @Rose-ec6he
      @Rose-ec6he 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@cumunist2120 Or desperate for soup, perhaps

  • @fealubryne
    @fealubryne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    I was having a really terrible day but this made me laugh and I actually feel better now. So thank you, and all the people who sent weird things to potential employers, you at least made one person happier.

  • @vflowerhasagun
    @vflowerhasagun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This reminds me of a time when during a group project my group and I accidentally named the slideshow “baddie baka project” and we FORGOT TO CHANGE IT

  • @mello_the_cat
    @mello_the_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have one I accidentally gave away my childhood diary that I wrote during my emo phase to someone they asked me for a few books I hope my emo phase will keep them entertained

  • @doki5369
    @doki5369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
    memories that should have stayed repressed

    • @sophier996
      @sophier996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      NO NO NO DONT BRING IT BACK JUST LET IT DIE

    • @janakrug633
      @janakrug633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup

    • @pisslordsupreme
      @pisslordsupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i havent watched the full video yet and seeing this comment activated my fight or flight response

    • @lindseylindsey9200
      @lindseylindsey9200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice ryuji pfp (I think?)

    • @doki5369
      @doki5369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why thank you :)

  • @sorchacrabhan5937
    @sorchacrabhan5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I am a drama student focused on design and I was supposed to send my teacher a soundscape I'd made for homework. I had two versions of the file, the intended version with an appropriate file name and comprehendible metadata. The other was titled "fempyro fuckdoll", it was attributed to "mommy milkies" and was the exact same audio file except at the end I'd added the majima everywhere sound effects as well as running footsteps. Guess which one got submitted.

    • @user-sg7rl8be1s
      @user-sg7rl8be1s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doubt

    • @molybd3num823
      @molybd3num823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i do name duplicate files dumb shit sometimes, it happens

    • @Purpeil
      @Purpeil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Valid. My preliminary files always have dumb names and they only get renamed into something halfway decent when I finish the final version.
      I once had a holiday assignment abbreviated as HOLI ASS AA and forgot to rename the final version to 'Holiday Assignment 2020" before submitting. I only realised a week later when I was checking for feedback.

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      When I was in highschool, my class got to do a huge art project and I drew a sketch of it digitally.
      I brought it to school on a USB that previously belonged to my older brother...
      I had to open the "Bepis", not click on the "soem shit" but instead on the "school stuff" and then opened a file named "whatevenisthis.jpg" with my teacher watching very closely what I was doing.
      I still have that USB and didn't delete anything on it.

    • @auhs6240
      @auhs6240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Full send majims cosplay to your next drama lesson

  • @Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf
    @Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:08 The “That… is a bad one.” KILLED me lmao

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:52 He's got the job xD

  • @eggyrepublic
    @eggyrepublic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    How do you even attach an image when a resume should be a PDF

    • @emmat4416
      @emmat4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Maybe theyre freaks that save text files as images

    • @plainlyabrick
      @plainlyabrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      my downloads are photos and pdf's mixed

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe the file name is too lomg for them to see the extention name?

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Windows and macOS hide file extensions by default for some reason. Maybe people never tweaked the settings of their respective file explorer.

    • @hunterlawrence3573
      @hunterlawrence3573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Most of my photos save as PDFs automatically

  • @rcdr898
    @rcdr898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    This is potentially the most simple but genius content I've seen on this platform in a while. I mean, how do you come up with this stuff?

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can't even fathom where the ideas for these videos come from.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least one of the ideas was mine lmao

    • @theairisamagician830
      @theairisamagician830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Hey I love looking at these tweets. I’ll make a video about them”

    • @agolloh
      @agolloh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's literally everywhere but this guy does it well

  • @panainpublic
    @panainpublic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:57 I'M CRYING WHY IS IT THE MILK FIC 😭😭

  • @hummusmold
    @hummusmold ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Revisiting these videos and getting reminded of just how fucking perfect Matt is at narrating keysmashes

  • @bpwnickk
    @bpwnickk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Sending you're employer your gas bill instead of you're CV is an absolute power play

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It sends a clear message of "I've got bills to pay, that's why I need this job".

    • @ticketyboo2456
      @ticketyboo2456 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are CV

  • @marcusbressan28
    @marcusbressan28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    trying to get a job sending a resignation letter, that makes you lose a job, is the ultimate move

  • @Kwazy-mojo
    @Kwazy-mojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The DND character sheet one needs more recognition, that’s a real gamer moment

  • @EricE549
    @EricE549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:28 beautiful poem, brings tears to my eyes every time i hear it :’)

  • @Lyquaria
    @Lyquaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I can understand sending the wrong documents...but pictures, videos and PowerPoints are completely different filetypes...HOW?

    • @katierasburn9571
      @katierasburn9571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude exactly what I’m thinking lmao

    • @_asha
      @_asha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I've betting on the fact that they were extremely careless when attaching the file and didn't even double check before sending them lmao

    • @BlackPanther-yx6uf
      @BlackPanther-yx6uf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      further food for thought that they just want twitter fame, no one is this reckless

    • @SFSAtlas
      @SFSAtlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably cause windows hides file extensions for no reason

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@BlackPanther-yx6uf You underestimate the stupidity of the average human, let alone of the average Twitter user...

  • @cakeyeater7392
    @cakeyeater7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Why anyone would save such critical documents next to resumes or CVs is unimaginable

  • @valsonder
    @valsonder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:00 OH GOD-
    that's the milk fic. that is the fucking milk fic and the 2 people in it are two of the founding members of the band panic at the disco. yes it's rpf and it's FUCKING CURSED

  • @derpyaxolotl7683
    @derpyaxolotl7683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I heard 2:58 I was quietly whisper "no...no...no" in the absolute disbelief I had hearing that

  • @FrostedGalaxies
    @FrostedGalaxies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Are y'all saving your CVs as .PNG or something. I feel like you'd notice the file extension was wrong.

    • @BlackPanther-yx6uf
      @BlackPanther-yx6uf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      it's almost like they're fake :o

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably, yeah.

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@BlackPanther-yx6uf or they're psychopaths who save them as images, or next to or none-work related things

    • @SFSAtlas
      @SFSAtlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Or they have file extensions off

    • @rhubarbeque
      @rhubarbeque 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SFSAtlas yea possibly. Maybe they have "file name extensions" toggled off

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    My life's a mess and I'm chronically underemployed, but I've never sent something embarrassing instead of my resume. In fact, I don't even keep my resume in the same folder as other stuff. Can I have one of the jobs these people were applying for?

    • @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465
      @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they had it on their desktop

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Back in college I created an entirely separate *user account* on my laptop for school presentations. I wanted 0% chance of anything unwanted/private being projected up on the screen for the whole class to see.

    • @starseedlightworker6539
      @starseedlightworker6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheSecondVersion that is smart

  • @BaldTorment
    @BaldTorment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:39 a strat's a strat

  • @RoboIsCool
    @RoboIsCool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:01 they put it on the menu

  • @ahomefordreams
    @ahomefordreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    why do they all have these pictures in the same folder as their resumes 😭

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And why don’t they name their fucking resume file

  • @PoshBeard
    @PoshBeard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    God this makes me cringe, imagine accidentally doing something like this, especially in the US where employers *talk* and you could get blacklisted.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's might have happened to someone somewhere

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Employers talk? To who cause it’s not their employees

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DeathnoteBB to other employers, I'd assume. You can be blacklisted throughout an entire company, don't think you can in other companies though.

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's not a thing

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arizonagreenbee oh no you can absolutely get blacklisted from other companies especially in the entertainment industry

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are many words I never thought would be put together. "Enema fanfic" is one such combination...

  • @GDNashit
    @GDNashit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Steve Jobs dog one killed me, it was probably the anticipation and the "I attached my resume" email

  • @callum7842
    @callum7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Wasn't to an employer, but I accidentally sent my lecturer my amazon receipt for the Mr Bean Ultimate Collection box set I bought for my friend instead of my report on native trees 😬😬
    She wasn't concerned about the mix up but said she was more disappointed in me for choosing to spend my money on a Mr Bean box set

    • @simplyixia3683
      @simplyixia3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I used to send memes to a coworker on Fridays to make her laugh. One time without thinking I sent it to the company reports email instead, which was used to update management about the day’s tasks and events. So three memes (one about Swedish banana pizza, one about a burning traffic light, and one Scrubs meme featuring Obama and Justin Trudeau) went to my manager, the sales manager, and the company owner. I didn’t get in trouble, thankfully, but I was so embarrassed I could’ve died.

    • @ironicivan4928
      @ironicivan4928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ur friend so lucky, i NEED the mr bean ultimate collection box set

    • @idk-ol7in
      @idk-ol7in ปีที่แล้ว +2

      W teacher

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently she doesn't think Rowan Atkinson is funny, couldn't be me

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Honestly, if a guy sent me a pic of him doing the splits instead of a CV, I might hire him anyway.

  • @lynx2
    @lynx2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These feel like a really big game of cards against humanity

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honestly, tho...

  • @amylyne1977
    @amylyne1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has cheered me up no end today only found your channel yesterday and your now tbe channel i will watch to raise my spirits

  • @Roebey
    @Roebey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Honestly the person on the other end of the Simon Cowell exchange is an outstanding citizen and a half.

  • @kimberlykenyon9440
    @kimberlykenyon9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Of course this is posted as I'm watching a video where someone named a file "resume" and it's filled with his attempts to recreate that upside down smile (sarcasm face) irl, terrifying without teeth

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was watching that exact video

    • @Naga_V
      @Naga_V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lmao

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This one right?? th-cam.com/video/ihqyB7bGBb4/w-d-xo.html

    • @donnywaldman4959
      @donnywaldman4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sirk603 i thought that was gonna be a rickroll, i'm a bit disappointed that it isn't

    • @kimberlykenyon9440
      @kimberlykenyon9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirk603 yes!

  • @limiv5272
    @limiv5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The ones who sent recipes instead of their CVs aren't so bad. My mom, while working as a secretary, once got a fax with a recipe with no context. She actually tried making it

    • @anonymoususer9197
      @anonymoususer9197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it good, though

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anonymoususer9197 Not amazing, but nice

  • @lordmarshmal_0643
    @lordmarshmal_0643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This isn't a resume story but it's kinda close: A while back on DeviantArt, I was talking with an artist about getting a commission from her for one of my characters, and when she asked for a reference image of said character, I accidentally sent her a completely unrelated art piece from someone else instead
    A big factor in the issue was - and I'm man enough to admit this - the thing I meant to send, and the thing I actually sent the first time around, were both submissions on FurAffinity, where you can't really tell 2 submissions' URLs apart at a glance besides their number ID thing
    She was understanding at least even when I fumbled with the link a second time (it just simply broke on the second attempt) and the art piece came out great! But that stop me from having a heart attack, haha

  • @foxycritter
    @foxycritter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Oh my god, I know the exact fic at 3:00. It's absolutely infamous, from the 2011. It's 10 years old this year.

    • @molybd3num823
      @molybd3num823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how weird is it

    • @silverrust2451
      @silverrust2451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@molybd3num823 you don't even want to imagine

    • @Fl1ght0f1carus
      @Fl1ght0f1carus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@molybd3num823 you don't wanna know

    • @loridragon1118
      @loridragon1118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God, I haven't even heard about it since 2016. Never read it then. Now that I have a vague idea what it's about, I am glad I didn't.

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roofogato it's a surprisingly well-written fanfiction featuring 1 former member and 1 current member of the band Panic! At The Disco. it's also a milk enema, which is how it got its name: the milk fic

  • @_blooperino
    @_blooperino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:49
    bro if i was a employer i would hire this man

  • @clovercurator7997
    @clovercurator7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely REELING from the person who sent the goddamn *milk fic* instead of their CV.

  • @Hi-dx1xk
    @Hi-dx1xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos. Every single one makes me laugh nonstop through the whole video

  • @Onaterdem
    @Onaterdem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I uploaded my resignation letter alongside my job application form"
    This guy is living in 2077

  • @haveagoodmourning
    @haveagoodmourning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:57 of all the fics, the bathtub milk fic... it's "panic! at the disco" band member shipping fanfiction...

    • @orionpisces5875
      @orionpisces5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS!?!?1!?1?11//1/!?!?!?!?!

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@orionpisces5875 let's just say i had a weird phase when i was twelve

    • @dj-murlock
      @dj-murlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@haveagoodmourning Well, congrats, you've committed a crime against humanity as twelve years old.

  • @Berilia
    @Berilia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:30
    Imagine considering hiring someone and then they just sent you a picture of (what I think is) Reiner looking traumatised

    • @user-jb6yn1bf5m
      @user-jb6yn1bf5m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK YOU I SCROLLED FOR FOREVER LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE EHO POINTED IT OUT

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's Levi, but you got the anime right at least

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carlycarmine3858 AHAHAHA THATS NOT LEVI WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?? Levi has black hair and his bangs are longer, and his face has a different shape to that.

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Berilia I once sent a gif of Gantu from Lilo and Stitch to a perspective employer,got the job anyway

  • @thicc_astley
    @thicc_astley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i recognised that enema fanfic immediately but also haven’t seen it in several years and i had SUCH a visceral reaction when it popped up on the screen

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    3:19 Why... why did they have submachine gun instructions in their downloads...

    • @Preposter
      @Preposter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ... you don't?

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Preposter FBI watchlists: We've got'em now

    • @st0lf
      @st0lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Americans I guess

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perhaps they're a writer and wanted realism.

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they said CV instead of résumé. that must mean they're British..

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This is why you need to properly name your documents

    • @gairisiuil
      @gairisiuil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      idk man the difference between "Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub" and "lyric-thomas-cv" is pretty pronounced (only filenames i remember)

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is why put my stuff on folders

  • @kendan06
    @kendan06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm begging, just save your resume in a separate folder or something and you won't run the risk of having potential employers see you wrote a fanfiction about someone getting an ENEMA.