1) hit up Twitter 2) search the phrase "I was drunk when I tweeted that" 3) gain access to untold remorse at yesternight's unfiltered, booze-soaked rants 4) feelsgoodman
It would have the opposite effect as the other commenter said here. But also lets say it worked. Then we wouldnt get more of these videos and we would rather have more drug addicts to bother me when im working
What really gets me is that some of these just sound like normal Tumblr posts... (Like the weird observation _"Arms are just legs for your torso"_ or the no-context _"Are you prepared to die for the revolution?")_ Really says something about a website when other's drunk ramblings are your everyday conversation.
Pineapple belongs to pizza, BUT PLEASE make it a "molten" flavor like cheese and not a thing on top on a pizza, what the fuck??? And also put tomato sauce on top of it 👍 (NOTE: I Am Not Drunk, I Am Under 16 Soo Uhh)
Certainly makes a lot more sense than literally pranking one's future self out of... drunken spite and general confusion about the nature of existence, I suppose?
Not a drunk tweet, but a high-on-cold-medicine tweet. Multiple tweets, actually. I wrote an entire existential Twitter thread on how amazed I was that there were "so many people in the world man... all living and loving each other... thats so beautiful, man..." The kicker is that I posted my ponderings on my PUBLIC FANFICTION ACCOUNT that had over 100 FOLLOWERS. I woke up the next morning to all of my mutuals cackling at me and asking if I was alright. I have since uninstalled Twitter.
I've only been truly drunk once in my life. I walked to the store determined to buy cheese slices and marshmallows so I could throw them at my bedroom wall. Walked out of the store and returned home.....was baffled to discover I'd just bought responsible adult groceries on auto-pilot.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how he reads everything, even when its just gibberish like at 2:11? And yes, i know I'm very late, but still.
"i was drunk" Is the sequel that improved upon the debut "I was just pretending to be stupid" it was not a high bar, but it was an instrumental stepping stone to the fairly decent "I was high" on the "Excuses for jokes falling flat" series.
I dunno if anybody's touched on this yet, but you have an astounding ability to read incomprehensible alphabet soup, 30-letter "words" that have one vowel for every 50 consonants across. That's truly impressive.
I found your channel a couple days ago and it's the first time in a while I've genuinely laughed out loud at a video, it's usually just a "hehe" or a "tsssk" but I'm hanging myself laughing watching these. Keep up the great work man!
Regarding the strawberries, the things we think of as seed are actually the fruits and the berry is actually an enlarged part of the flower ( making strawberries a vegetable )
"Frogs aren't real, they can't hurt me" I just imagined him losing a fight to a frog and then tweeting that frogs aren't real so they can't hurt him because now he's too scared
The one time I got drunk on Twitter I went on a rampage at Elon Musk, Tesla and SpaceX about launching my friend into space, I think I got blocked by them because those tweets have completely vanished 😭 I subsequently tweeted a bunch about Pokémon, the only remaining tweet is "eevee is a lesbian i stan" I have no idea why I tweeted that
0:10 Haha, this should be Twitter's new slogan. And all in 140/280 characters! 0:42 Imagine buying a baby name book, opening it in desperation to find a name for your kid, and then you just see Amongus. 0:45 The chances are never 0/0. 1:05 forum wars or something -- idk ive never been in one 2:11 - Sun Tzu, The Art of War 3:26 :pog: 3:42 cloudwatching in a nutshell 4:09 Let's find out! 4:16 Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, 2020 colorized
Ive just realised that I'm allergic to alcohol meaning I get to record the weird things they say while drunk and not get called a p-ssy for not drinking.
@@SC-wk2mt tbh I was probably falling asleep when I wrote that Edit: actually no I remember googling what happened on 8-19-18, idk what kind of math I was doing
I was drunk once and woke up to about 26 texts 18 missed calls from my sister. I found out I had sent her a drunken voice message, saying, in the voice of a 60 year old man with lung damage: "Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!", then, "wake up, pussy riot." Abby, I am so sorry.
I'm addicted to these videos! Please never stop making them. I don't know why, but this part got me laughing so hard I'm almost crying: "Arms are like legs for your torso" "What are legs then??" 😂😂😂
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"The countdown begins" is legit scary
they know something we dont...
the saying goes "children and drunk men don't lie" so....that's a bit concerning
Can't wait till they get drunk in 19 days and just tweet "It is time."
*begin the ritual*
The Maenads (the ancient Greek cult who worshipped Dionysus) believed that when a person was drunk, they were possessed by Dionysus BTW.
;)
“Frogs aren’t real they can’t hurt me.”
Well-
"buddy do I have some bad news for you"
*then they See a frog* ....AHHHYETWHSUEHWHWHW
Hmm...
The odds of being killed by a frog are low but never zero….
The "what the fuck are snakes" one got me so bad XD "Just slither here, slither there, slither EVERYWHERE"
In contrast, mice just scurry here, scamper there, scurry everywhere!
Sounds like some sort of rhyme from a British children's song
Well I can’t disagree with that one tweeter, what are snakes?
this man deserves an award for how well he pronounces gibberish
Nah. He is English after all. Kind of cheating.
How is it kind of cheating? In fact,
How is it even cheating In the first place?
Very original comment! 👍👍👍
"I'm literally the fucking Flash." Barry said that when he got drunk.
Lmaooooo yesssss
@Gamma Games 0:35 The countdown for 365 days already began and ended.
Memento mori
See you on the other side
@@TheFreakyFish251 memento mori
@@TheFreakyFish251 memento mori
For a second I thought you meant Barry from Pokémon, but that actually works.
I've gotten away with 12 murders in my lifetime
forgot fortnite
amogus! 1!!11 😳😳
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@@AvidEscaper that thing is going to be in my nightmares
@@AvidEscaper jerma 😭😭😥😥 sus
Y e s
2:11 Can we just take a moment and appreciate just how this guy managed to read that??
its my first time seeing someone read like that im so shocked right now omg wow thats a miracle 😭😭😭
I laughed so fkn hard at this
It's too perfect lmao xD
Ngl, I was expecting to see all the comments talking about this.
I agree tho-
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 All the regulars have grown used to his uncanny abilities in deciphering gibberish. Still makes me jealous though lol.
0:39 💀Eddie💀 has an actual point, why would you name your kid Angus
He's not even drunk, he's doing a 300 IQ play
It's better to name your child amongus then 😂😂
were you drunk when you wrote this
@@enzonavarro8550 Is wrong.
@@enzonavarro8550Sus?
they should show kids this in school instead of whatever dont do drugs campaigns they have going right now
It'll only encourage them
They will IMMEDIATELY go get drunk, this really makes it look more fun than it is.
It would have the opposite effect as the other commenter said here. But also lets say it worked. Then we wouldnt get more of these videos and we would rather have more drug addicts to bother me when im working
except that schools don’t actually discourage drinking, only big scary illegal drugs like weed
@@icanseeyou9820 i feel like american schools are stupid about weed and dont actually talk about serius stuff
You think that's bad, try waking up in bed next to Rice Krispies.
Sorry, I was drunk when I wrote that.
I’ll try
I don't often like comments, but this genuinely made me giggle. Just wanted to share :)
Update- now I’m in the hospital
Google how to pay for child support
"Imagine calling your kid angus just name it amongus like a normal person"
You know drunk or not this persons right
2:31 Sounds like you're trying to summon Cthulhu XD
😂
Why was the one that made me laugh the hardest just “me”
Same
Same lmao
🍀🤝🍀
💀 same
me
What really gets me is that some of these just sound like normal Tumblr posts...
(Like the weird observation _"Arms are just legs for your torso"_ or the no-context _"Are you prepared to die for the revolution?")_
Really says something about a website when other's drunk ramblings are your everyday conversation.
I sometimes say the revolution type shit to my friends randomly I can't imagine what would come out of my mouth when drunk
tumblr is composed purely of drunk people, bad takes and a lot of headaches yet it's somehow one of the most bearable of social media
@@notawesternspy4924 I mean have you seen the other ones..
I like your shoelaces ◉‿◉
@@whatismyname1603 thanks, i stole them from the president
2:39 i think he had a stroke
"SHOOT THE DOG CANNONS" and "frogs aren't real they can't hurt me" are things i'd tweet at like 4am tbh
this is literally the entirety of my twitter and ive never drank before
It will be a blast once you get drunk
@@diegodeluquev1433 he will start to make tweets that make sense. Just kidding there are no tweets on that website that make any sense
I've never been drunk and never will be but this is what everything I write looks like
@@prismaticc_abyss I have found a tweet that makes sense but they are very rare
Loop zoop
No, it doesn't stay hard. The firmness is from blood pressure and the blood drains out when you cut it.
Thanks, Mr Doc, now I don't have to "accidentally(?)" cut someones off when I'm drunk!
Uhm, what? Are you okay?
Thank you
Did you test this theory?
i thought everyone knew this?
Being able to read random letters is a talent
1:22
they are called *legs*
If I'd had a twitter I'd tweet some of these things without being drunk tbh
Relatable.
same
@MrTophat cuz it sucks lol
@MrTophat cause its full of cancel culture
Same
I got so drunk my friends stole my phone and tweeted "I'm gay".
The girl I like, who is also a friend of mine, replied "We know"
Hahahaha
Did you get together?
I really hope you are telling the truth, because that is hilarious.
lol
You never know what your going to get with yt comments
1:35 3 am motivation kicks in 💀
1:57 is my favorite. It's so weirdly wholesome. If THAT'S what comes out of your mouth when you're drunk, you're actually adorable.
Ahh yes the perfect content to listen to while working
Exactly!
Yep
When you're so drunk you forget how to read and start playing with your keyboard: 2:11
Probably just slept on his keyboard
I’ve done this I’m ngl
0:54
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Rh6. Fauntleroy. Gnaw w ya ya. 2(
Ya guwnguqufjqfwnw
1:30
I died from the sheer amount of randomness resonating from this tweet
I love how he counted "pineapple does belong on pizza" as a drunk tweet.
Pineapple belongs on pizza 🤤
Pineapple belongs to pizza, BUT PLEASE make it a "molten" flavor like cheese and not a thing on top on a pizza, what the fuck??? And also put tomato sauce on top of it 👍
(NOTE: I Am Not Drunk, I Am Under 16 Soo Uhh)
I sayso, that kivi DOES belong to bi'sa↕ 🗿🤔厶
@@equilibrum999 k’I ‘v is Bessi froT 😄🤨🚫🍠🥭
HAWAIIAN PIZZA IS THE ONLY PIZZA I WILL EAT or I guess I'll settle for pepperoni or even cheese but pineapple pepperoni/Canadian bacon is the greatest
2:11 He's not drunk, he's talking Sims Language
Bardunzo, sayka sewak rin dorun tikelick 🤔
0:53
Bejuagananta toob! Bela cunter, touff tont, grom.
ugh, shaloob
@SimpySimpSimp grhu trgh reguiy trfhyt tthhfr! 😡
1:03 this was so emotional
Since it was probably about coronavirus
Dog cannons and COVID?
I think the og commenter was joking bruh
im crying right now
@@meetaverma8372 this was tweeted on Feb 23, 2019 COVID wasn’t a big thing yet.
4:28 if a drunk man could make that tweet, I for sure wants to know about this product too so I guess that's an excellent accidental marketing
puffed grains of rice stuck together into rectangles with melted marshmallows.
2:11
Let's appreciate him actually taking time to read the whole tweet.
"Me sef need to love oh 🤔" is weirdly cute. Like drunk them leaving wholesome messages for sober them.
:)
I just love the thinking emoji
It sounds like drunk Jar Jar Binks somehow got on Twitter
Certainly makes a lot more sense than literally pranking one's future self out of... drunken spite and general confusion about the nature of existence, I suppose?
1:16 Aww, who could hate the Moomins?
the drunk guy
@@paddlesaddlelad1881 Well, ya got me there
Maybe this guy REALLY loves Moomins
@@genericname2747 Maybe. Oh god, what if it's a command, not a statement?
@@mangopotato1803 Oh heck
0:44 made me shed a tear.
2:10 let’s just give him a round of applause for reading that 👏🏻
I can't wait for this channel to blow up. Honestly you have a talent for curating stupidity.
I agree 100%, looking forward to it
Well
Its finally big lets goooo
Are you prepared to die for the revolution? 🤔
3:42 They're entirely correct
Are you actually shining armor though
Hi Shining Armor
0:42
I don't think that harvester is owned by the Combine.
at least I hope notm
@@syvvieon I was checking in the comment section to make sure at least someone in here made that reference. Good to know I’m not alone.
“Drunk words are sober thoughts”
Drunk words:
2:13 Damien from Emkay/ Deelee/ Damien Lee: “Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”
Yeah, imagine calling your kid "Angus"...
Oh.
💀
*pats*
Ok amongus
💀
Matt saying "I love gagging on it" is now my notification sound.
TARA HOW DARE YOU! THE MOOMINS ARE WONDERFUL
Not a drunk tweet, but a high-on-cold-medicine tweet. Multiple tweets, actually. I wrote an entire existential Twitter thread on how amazed I was that there were "so many people in the world man... all living and loving each other... thats so beautiful, man..."
The kicker is that I posted my ponderings on my PUBLIC FANFICTION ACCOUNT that had over 100 FOLLOWERS.
I woke up the next morning to all of my mutuals cackling at me and asking if I was alright.
I have since uninstalled Twitter.
that dextromethorphan really does do stuff to you...
“SHOOT THE DOG CANNONS” AND “me self need to love oh hMMMM” FUCKING KILLED ME OMG
The ABBA one resonated with me personally.
Hahahahaha
Same
I've only been truly drunk once in my life. I walked to the store determined to buy cheese slices and marshmallows so I could throw them at my bedroom wall. Walked out of the store and returned home.....was baffled to discover I'd just bought responsible adult groceries on auto-pilot.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how he reads everything, even when its just gibberish like at 2:11?
And yes, i know I'm very late, but still.
0:40 I hate the fact that I laughed when I saw this
A M O G U S
S U S
ඩngus
What’s so funny about Among Us? Gen Z, man....kids these days.....
@@bofuuu the world may never know.
"i was drunk"
Is the sequel that improved upon the debut "I was just pretending to be stupid" it was not a high bar, but it was an instrumental stepping stone to the fairly decent "I was high" on the "Excuses for jokes falling flat" series.
@@-3yx480 what
Ah yes, but the true breakout hit was My Friend Stole My Phone.
I got absolutely smashed once when I was 23 and I told a perfect stranger that I had a crush on Zabuza
I dunno if anybody's touched on this yet, but you have an astounding ability to read incomprehensible alphabet soup, 30-letter "words" that have one vowel for every 50 consonants across. That's truly impressive.
3:36 we all know what the gift was
Yea
And then you see a comment "I was drunk when I watched this"
I was drunk when I watched this
3:08
"Me."
P O E T I C.
4:09 since the hardening is caused by blood flow, it would probably decrease in hardness, kinda like a deflating balloon.
“That combine harvester looks like an alien drinking a juice box.”
Holy shit he’s actually right
no he's not, that's a forage harvester (corn chopper), not a combine harvester.
i don't see it
0:54 this guy said he was a corona survivor when corona wasn't even a thing
BRUH
Considering he spoke "Welsh" he can be Merlin
(This is a joke, no welsh person be offended please)
how the fuck did u translate that
>be me
>time traveler
>survived covid-73
>goes through wormhole
>wormhole partially collapses due to the diwi widjqof widjwoduiw cpapqlrj a a
mfw when
@@emmautterback3927
>mfw I get covid-69
>mfw the only symptom is I'm gay
0:53 this tweet inspired me to love myself, use the toilet, and jincsiryr. Truly inspirational 🥰
THIS HAD ME DYING
Omg I'm in literal tears rn 😭
I completely lost it at the Mikey animal villain one because I searched the tweet and found out it was about Mikey Way💀
Someone definitely possessed Marco while he was drunk so he could tell them about a prophecy.
2:55
They fall in love with angels, apparently
Please tell me this is a good omens reference
@@PhoenixIsGray it is 👀❤
The fact that this guy can read gibberish perfectly scares me
I found your channel a couple days ago and it's the first time in a while I've genuinely laughed out loud at a video, it's usually just a "hehe" or a "tsssk" but I'm hanging myself laughing watching these. Keep up the great work man!
3:19 That guy just eats two strawberries in one bite
things like 2:11 are the reason nothing can compete with this channel
Regarding the strawberries, the things we think of as seed are actually the fruits and the berry is actually an enlarged part of the flower ( making strawberries a vegetable )
You read the misspelled stuff so brilliantly!
"Frogs aren't real, they can't hurt me"
I just imagined him losing a fight to a frog and then tweeting that frogs aren't real so they can't hurt him because now he's too scared
is this how Matt gained his frog phobia?
"Just name him Amongus like a normal person."
This sounds like toothless from the How To Train Your Dragon books where dragons can speak.
The one time I got drunk on Twitter I went on a rampage at Elon Musk, Tesla and SpaceX about launching my friend into space, I think I got blocked by them because those tweets have completely vanished 😭 I subsequently tweeted a bunch about Pokémon, the only remaining tweet is "eevee is a lesbian i stan"
I have no idea why I tweeted that
0:23 this us the single greatest picture I have ever seen
2:15 this is just me trying to sing along in an eminem concert
SAMEEEEE
It's interesting going back to this. You've developed your delivery a lot in the past couple years!
I’m literally crying please upload more like this
"me sef need to love oh 🤔" that really killed me
When you’re so drunk you start typing Welsh
That's when you transcend the plain of English
1:11 as some one who uses hair bands to control their long ass hair, I knew exactly what she meant, without her sober clarification. Lol
a drunk man's twitter tweets sound like a sober man's tumblr posts
I'm starting to believe these people are ALWAYS drunk
2:00 mans started speaking welsh
N thr r t mn vwls
this truly made my day
0:10 Haha, this should be Twitter's new slogan. And all in 140/280 characters!
0:42 Imagine buying a baby name book, opening it in desperation to find a name for your kid, and then you just see Amongus.
0:45 The chances are never 0/0.
1:05 forum wars or something -- idk ive never been in one
2:11 - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
3:26 :pog:
3:42 cloudwatching in a nutshell
4:09 Let's find out!
4:16 Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, 2020 colorized
i love whoever wrote just "me"
2:25 Yes, we don't even need Yahoo Answers anymore 😅
Ive just realised that I'm allergic to alcohol meaning I get to record the weird things they say while drunk and not get called a p-ssy for not drinking.
the pic of drunk matt with a cat on him is literally the best blursed picture ive ever seen
2:20 I gotta be honest, to this German dude that just looks like regular Welsh
I fully expected Kanye West tweets
0:05 at that moment, the youtuber who looks like Gordon ramsay even sounded like Gordon ramsay. Wow.
"Arms are legs for your torso" that's one way of explaining the concept of arms.
I like how this has no dislikes yet
Matt did really well on reading those keyboard smashes XD
Thank you! Also I've noticed whenever anyone comments "this has no dislikes!" I always then instantly get a handful of dislikes lulz
Oh nooo-
@@Matt_Rose it's to balance the nature of things.
@@Matt_Rose exactly, these comments are the worst
@@Matt_Rose well no dislikes now XD
0:35 It's a warning.
On August 19, 2018, Colorado man Christopher Lee Watts is charged with the murder of his wife and two daughters
Hmmm 🤔
@@redpepper74 19 days after August 1 would have been the 20th, not the 19th
@@redpepper74 r/woooosh
@@SC-wk2mt tbh I was probably falling asleep when I wrote that
Edit: actually no I remember googling what happened on 8-19-18, idk what kind of math I was doing
@@SC-wk2mt my dad's birthday would be the 20th
I was drunk once and woke up to about 26 texts 18 missed calls from my sister. I found out I had sent her a drunken voice message, saying, in the voice of a 60 year old man with lung damage:
"Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!", then, "wake up, pussy riot."
Abby, I am so sorry.
I'm addicted to these videos! Please never stop making them.
I don't know why, but this part got me laughing so hard I'm almost crying:
"Arms are like legs for your torso"
"What are legs then??"
😂😂😂
0:46
Well, I have some horrible news for you.
And i have good tip for you!
Always eat colorful ones. (They taste better)
@@Peanutnibbler What?
@@fluffystuff500 simple blue is blueberry lime is lime (sometimes apple check the tounge, if orange lime is not apple) red is strawberry etc.
THAT ONE PERSON SAYING MIKEY WAY (I ASSUME FROM THEIR USERNAME) IS BUILT LIKE AN ANIME VILLAIN
they aren’t wrong
I WAS ABT TO COMMENR RHAT OMG
I mean their not wrong when you think about it.
THEY ARENT 😭😭😭
hi thats me :)
I love how you make the craziest ones sound like holy words from ancient philosophers XD
“SHOOT THE DOG CANNONS!”
I have my new favorite quote
4:21 when they replied 😂