So...is it bad that I was genuinely surprised "Pretend to sleep while your parents argue" wasn't in the "Sitting in the backseat while your parents are driving home at night" starter pack?
The mobile video game ad starterpack: "Only 98% of people can beat level one" *Insert text to speech here* "Oh my gosh guys this game is sooooo cooooollll💅💅💅💅💅💅💕💕💕💕💕💕👀👀👀👀👀✨✨✨✨✨" "No matter how many times I try i can't beat this very simple levelllll" "Amazing" animation and quality
@@AUBREY-ml4ex Depends. Cause video games usually have a goal unlike apps. Apps are just things you can play with while waiting for certain reasons. Apps are not video games.
@@roxassora2706 You're on an app right now but whatever. And I never said anything about what you're talking about, this whole comment was supposed to be a funny joke.
I love how you used Dwight screaming almost as a reaction to the fact that there were 9 seasons because Rainn Wilson (the guy that played Dwight) had to keep that haircut for the entire run of the show and he absolutely hated it not long after he got it
a neil ciceriega song, a song from a tiktok trend that you can't forget, a wildly innapropriate song you think slaps, music from some ad that you keep getting, an ironic parody sing that also slaps (likely chug jug with you), an eightbit song with no lyrics
Mine are: TRAMPA - SICK HEAD, Primal Rights - E, Fox Stevenson - All Eyes On Me, SPACE LACES - Vaultage 003, HELASEX - BINARY, and Leotrix - Hive Bounce. Yes, The only music I listen to is dubstep.
1:24 one time when I was at a cafe their was a kid with an iPad and that case, he was sitting down, and then out of no where he full on raged and just flung his head back into a table, kids are weird
My cats actually only puke on the floor, not the carpet or couch. They just do it in a corner or behind/underneath a desk so you only find out it's there a week after they put it there, and it's annoying as fuck to clean up.
Mine like puking on the floor in the hallway right between my bedroom and the bathroom, as if they are deliberately setting that gross, squishy trap for me. I step in it 60% of the time just because of it being in that specific location!
my cat pukes wherever she wants but usually she pukes in the hallway in random locations i tend to step in also she loves puking at the doorway for some reason
Marvel movie that introduces a new hero starter pack -Troubled back story -Old mentor that gives them powers/suit -Generic bad guy that will never appear again (preferably white) -annoying sidekick with 5 - 6 minutes of screen time -Useless cameo from at least 2 other superheros -Fistfight at the end where the villain monologues/reveals that he is responsible for troubled life
The annoying horse girl who is also a terrible person starter pack: Thinks the only way to get good is with professional lessons Thinks their horse is an untouchable butthole if it even slightly steps out of line Keeps a horse that's actually dangerous around and claims it's fine Parents have one of those fake rescues that begs for free animals and donations, but sells things like a business Acts all high and mighty everywhere they go "Don't touch my horse" Weighs as much as an adult but still rides mini horses Has a horse over 20 years old that they run into the ground Gets surprised when their tired elderly horse doesn't compete well against young horses And of course, claims to love their animals despite how mean they are to them There's a person like this near me that has a 28 year old horse that her parents got her for free, and she treats this horse like garbage. Last year at our county fair, it was almost 100°F during the show and she has this thing constantly running or trotting in the sun for *4 hours.* The year before, same thing, but the show lasted 8 hours and the horse eventually got tired enough to stumble, which made this *amazing rider* fall off and faceplant in the mud. I used to think she was an ok person like 5 years ago, but she's done some pretty mean things to her sheep, goats, and pigs, and now she and her mom started abusing the horses they *rescued*. Her last horse dropped dead of a heart attack a few years ago and I'm pretty sure the current horse is on his way there.
@@sangerzonnvolt6712 honestly yeah. Whats funny is that this girl doesn't have any sort of disposable income that isn't donations. I've been to their place. They have a crappy piece of property, falling apart trailers, and one decent vehicle. They spend all their money on her subpar show animals and expensive fencing. Half of my fences might be falling down, but I can at least say that I put the effort in to make money to buy my animals and do the training myself.
Jack, as A fellow Australian I have to say how lucky you were growing up, being able to walk, just to the end of the driveway, without having your feet utterly obliterated by those little, baby gumnut things that exist only to cause pain, so, so much pain
Hey, the "Sitting in the backseat while your parents are driving back home at night" starter pack was missing "Imagining a superhero running alongside the car."
2:11 Oh god you shouldn't walk barefoot jack I remember doing that and I slipped on some moss and cut my foot open from a broken slab I'm lucky I didn't get stitches
@@7thwardserpent83 the begging is a nicety you don't deserve. People as depicted in these movies really exist and are not strawmen unless claimed that they represent the whole
@@AndreJNick joke /dʒəʊk/ noun noun: joke; plural noun: jokes a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
The sadness starter pack: *seeing the end of the one and only Ivan* *seeing a sad documentary and the main thing does* *seeing the last episode of your favorite show* * genocide route deaths*
I actually liked moon(if your talking abt Pokémon). I had a 2DS so that kinda ruined the feel of the game cos of all its discrimination and the graphics sucked but I like the generation as a whole
4:40 "things people insecure in their habits think people like to feel superior about starter pack"/"things that people, who's only experience with communication comes from Hollywood movies, think people like to feel superior about starter pack"
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 180 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
*ALMOST THREE YEARS OF WATCHING EMKAY. AND I JUST REALIZED THE BACKGROUND/INTRO SONG IS THE "DICE KINGS THEME" FROM CUP-HEAD!!!* *I HATE MYSELF!* *AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Yeah but for me the memory the keeps interrupting was the time both my sisters got the door seats sticking me in the middle, and my little sister feel asleep leaning against the door when the door pop up and she started tumble out. I manged to grab he legs,but I stated sliding across the seat, when our big sister grab me stopping the slide and yell for our parents attention, and my little sister woke up upside down with her ponytail dragging long the road
6:10 I mean- It's not THAT inaccurate- That's kinda America in a nutshell- Please tell me I'm not getting the order wrong or something- Please tell me I'm not stupid- T-T
Netflix series starter pack: -The name is just one word of the dictionary -Latinos who are drug dealers -Protagonists are rich people. -If the protagonist has a son, he gets bullied or he is a conflictive son f%cks it up really bad (mostly because of r%pe, killing, drugs...) -Conflict between characters because "why the hell would you do that", "you are selfish" or whatever. -Edgy stuff. -Philosophical quotes. -Obligatory sex scene. -Your mom falls asleep while watching them and the next day starts watching the same episode again just to fall asleep again.
The "anime villain" starter pack - have a tragic backstory - listens to the MC talking about their tragic backstory - gets defeated due to a HAAAAAAAAA - Is also powerful but gets crushed By MC
Fun fact: at 1:50 that person either A: falling victim to the good old dunning-Kruger effect, B: just doesn’t care about school or C: both I’m not sure where I fall but I’m definitely this person if given the opportunity
0:51 I hate people that shame you for not getting a shelter animal 😒 if you're in a small town and are looking for a small breed dog, chances are you'll never get one. They're always taken, lost pets about to be reclaimed, in foster, pending adoption or simply not available for some reason. You have a house big enough for a big breed dog? Good for you! You're literally a superhero!
The "where cats vomit" starter pack reminded me of a time when my cat was in my sister's room (which is all covered in carpet) and she spotted that he started vomiting. Can you guess what she did? Well, she yeeted the cat outside of her room and he ended up vomitin all over the hall, and on himself. Beautiful story.
Actually started Eva a couple days ago n so far I dont get what the hype is about. Seems good but nothing phenomenal yet, ofc I'm not very far in so lot to come that might change my opinion
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 how can it be a meme its literally caused by memes, Its the same with naruto (sakura useless meme), SAO (memes about it being shit like that's literally it), AOT (Gabi bad), Rent a girlfriend (Mami bad)
"sitting in the backseat while your parents are driving back home at night starter pack" pretend to be asleep so your parents have to carry you inside because you're too lazy to walk
The "I dont want to sleep anymore" starter pack: -hallucinations -Always watching my phone at 3 am -Hiding under the blankets -Always that muffled police sirens in the background -Why is my bedroom door open -WHO TF IS THAT IN MY CLOSET?!
Okay, let's get this straight. Yes, I'm a somewhat intelligent person. Sure, I could PROBABLY make all As or 4s. And of course, I'm fairly capable of turning things in on time... That doesn't mean I will though. Like, I got more important things than keeping up with the news, or researching the cold war.
Just sayin in the aesthetic starter pack the anime girl kagome from inuyasha is a 10/10 I would definitely watch it as it's quite interesting and the characters are well written with a good plat line (The anime is Inuyasha)
6:55 - Records are actually really great to listen to! I think it makes the audio sound better. If you have the funds to buy one, I definitely recommend it!
Am I the only one who finds it really hard to sleep in a chilly room? Like, my room is most comfortable for me when the heater is blasting and two hot water bottles are pressed against my ribs.
1:30 I had that exact same shirt, but it got ruined when I broke my nose and drenched it in blood. I really could never get the smell out. Edit: I also cut open both my elbows in the accident .
"Sleeping" starter kit: 1. A bedsheet that is a 40cm longer than your feet so u can curl your feet when you sleep. 2. Fluffy pillow. 3. Slight drizzling outside. 4. A soft mattress
i really want him to say: "hi i'm back the snack that smiles jack"
I still want him to say “hi I’m jack, the snack that smiles back”
@@cheese2955 I think he has
Hi I'm snack, the back that smiles jack
Hi I am snack the jack that smiles back
Dude I legit love the intros of the different people-
The drug dealer pack
1- a van that you use as your home
2- have 3 extra guns cuz why not
3- get 4 dogs
4- the drug queenpen is your ex
welcome to the rp spitoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I?
I ate a popeyes biscuit.
"So?"
Without any water.
Uhh, please, go right on ahead.
When I read the first one I got The dream SMP vibes
(the drug van arc)
“a van that you use as your home”
sniper from tf2: is that a threat
*P E N*
you again!
Robin: how's it going ladies and gentlemen
Lexi: what's up sexy, I'm Lexi
Jack: [random bullsh*t go!]
it's so true tho
Lexis my favourite
ME IN A PRESENTATION
Ya that's true
@@ciphergacha9100 same she's so wholesome and her voice is so cute when she sees something wholesome
So...is it bad that I was genuinely surprised "Pretend to sleep while your parents argue" wasn't in the "Sitting in the backseat while your parents are driving home at night" starter pack?
No same here
Same bro
hello kokichi
@@confused_shark2537 e
I thought the EXACT SAME THING. Though considering that I suffer from uncomplicated PTSD... Yes. Yes, that's bad.
When people say “rescued” it’s probably because the animal was going to be put down if it wasn’t bought soon.
Yeah
or seperating them from their families and saying "wE rEsCuEd It"
Maybe you should go to r/cursedcomments
@@Kozkayn When has that ever been a false case? Genuinely curious.
only if it was from a PETA shelter...
The mobile video game ad starterpack:
"Only 98% of people can beat level one"
*Insert text to speech here* "Oh my gosh guys this game is sooooo cooooollll💅💅💅💅💅💅💕💕💕💕💕💕👀👀👀👀👀✨✨✨✨✨"
"No matter how many times I try i can't beat this very simple levelllll"
"Amazing" animation and quality
mobile "video game" ad. Apps are time wasters, not video games.
@@roxassora2706 So do you think all apps are time wasters?
@@AUBREY-ml4ex Depends. Cause video games usually have a goal unlike apps. Apps are just things you can play with while waiting for certain reasons. Apps are not video games.
@@roxassora2706 You're on an app right now but whatever. And I never said anything about what you're talking about, this whole comment was supposed to be a funny joke.
@@AUBREY-ml4ex It's hard to tell since some people legit think apps are video games. Plus, I'm aware yt is an app but I'm on the website.
I love how you used Dwight screaming almost as a reaction to the fact that there were 9 seasons because Rainn Wilson (the guy that played Dwight) had to keep that haircut for the entire run of the show and he absolutely hated it not long after he got it
@DJtheAnimator I don't either, but I do watch Karl Smallwood
I wish I had a Starter Pack for having at least 6 different songs playing in my head at once.
Neil Cicierega, William Maranci,
i wish i did not have ugly bastard starter pack
So currently I have 4
Keelhauled, 21guns, wellermen and bones in the ocean
a neil ciceriega song, a song from a tiktok trend that you can't forget, a wildly innapropriate song you think slaps, music from some ad that you keep getting, an ironic parody sing that also slaps (likely chug jug with you), an eightbit song with no lyrics
Mine are: TRAMPA - SICK HEAD, Primal Rights - E, Fox Stevenson - All Eyes On Me, SPACE LACES - Vaultage 003, HELASEX - BINARY, and Leotrix - Hive Bounce. Yes, The only music I listen to is dubstep.
The Thumbnail is just pure cursed
But true at the same time.
Pure is an understatement
You spelled blessed wrong.
What was the name of that movie with the Nigels
The wild thornberries
1:24 one time when I was at a cafe their was a kid with an iPad and that case, he was sitting down, and then out of no where he full on raged and just flung his head back into a table, kids are weird
Someone might die in 12 years
@@callmeishmael5742 I think some people may live in Argentina
@@unworthy.potato
Wait Argentina is real mindblow
@@lopesinho tofu?
@@unworthy.potato
Fake cheese nah
My cats actually only puke on the floor, not the carpet or couch. They just do it in a corner or behind/underneath a desk so you only find out it's there a week after they put it there, and it's annoying as fuck to clean up.
Mine dose it at the entery to the bathroom or kitchen so it's the first thing I see in the morning
You ain't the only one
Mine like puking on the floor in the hallway right between my bedroom and the bathroom, as if they are deliberately setting that gross, squishy trap for me. I step in it 60% of the time just because of it being in that specific location!
Make the cats clean it up as punishment
my cat pukes wherever she wants but usually she pukes in the hallway in random locations i tend to step in
also she loves puking at the doorway for some reason
Marvel movie that introduces a new hero starter pack
-Troubled back story
-Old mentor that gives them powers/suit
-Generic bad guy that will never appear again (preferably white)
-annoying sidekick with 5 - 6 minutes of screen time
-Useless cameo from at least 2 other superheros
-Fistfight at the end where the villain monologues/reveals that he is responsible for troubled life
Also don't forget the unnecesary hype of an iconic supervillan (if the hero debuted LONG time ago).
The annoying horse girl who is also a terrible person starter pack:
Thinks the only way to get good is with professional lessons
Thinks their horse is an untouchable butthole if it even slightly steps out of line
Keeps a horse that's actually dangerous around and claims it's fine
Parents have one of those fake rescues that begs for free animals and donations, but sells things like a business
Acts all high and mighty everywhere they go
"Don't touch my horse"
Weighs as much as an adult but still rides mini horses
Has a horse over 20 years old that they run into the ground
Gets surprised when their tired elderly horse doesn't compete well against young horses
And of course, claims to love their animals despite how mean they are to them
There's a person like this near me that has a 28 year old horse that her parents got her for free, and she treats this horse like garbage. Last year at our county fair, it was almost 100°F during the show and she has this thing constantly running or trotting in the sun for *4 hours.* The year before, same thing, but the show lasted 8 hours and the horse eventually got tired enough to stumble, which made this *amazing rider* fall off and faceplant in the mud. I used to think she was an ok person like 5 years ago, but she's done some pretty mean things to her sheep, goats, and pigs, and now she and her mom started abusing the horses they *rescued*. Her last horse dropped dead of a heart attack a few years ago and I'm pretty sure the current horse is on his way there.
Most of them are elitist pricks nothing new.
@@sangerzonnvolt6712 honestly yeah. Whats funny is that this girl doesn't have any sort of disposable income that isn't donations. I've been to their place. They have a crappy piece of property, falling apart trailers, and one decent vehicle. They spend all their money on her subpar show animals and expensive fencing. Half of my fences might be falling down, but I can at least say that I put the effort in to make money to buy my animals and do the training myself.
Wow, at the start I was like: "Why is this too specific?" then I read the bottom
@@t-eehee7057 Dude i was just thinking the same thing
and are seriously obese like they are straining the poor horse
Jack, as A fellow Australian I have to say how lucky you were growing up, being able to walk, just to the end of the driveway, without having your feet utterly obliterated by those little, baby gumnut things that exist only to cause pain, so, so much pain
relatable
they fucking sucked
ohhh those, yeah they were soooo annoying, like even if you had shoes they would get jammed into the souls
Don't mind me, just having an existential crisis because the Switch was revealed in 2016, which was 5 years ago.
Wait was it really?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Oh no
"A new Minecraft player" starter pack: Creative Mode, 64 Diamond Blocks, Fake Aether Portal, Diamond Sword
No toxic waste yet
0:04
have you heard of this new thing called Memes? it’s kinda indie and underground...
No. I haven’t. What is it?
Nerf warrior starter pack: obscene nerf objects used for warfare. Thats it.
and paper cups
5:09 The colors are slightly duller on the right
I played so many spot the differences when I was a kid
Ah yes, Jack. The one who makes everyone smile back :)
the jack who smiles back- GOLDFISH-
@@salsa8231
Snap that child’s back
*Goldfish*
@@Rock-vk9ei y e s
Hey, the "Sitting in the backseat while your parents are driving back home at night" starter pack was missing "Imagining a superhero running alongside the car."
*SO THAT WASNT JUST ME?*
OMG LMAOO
I would always bob my head up and down as we passed signs and things and pretend Mario was jumping on top of them.
I haven’t ever seen Jack but I believe he is a snack
you are right
he is s n a c c
He is a FUN SIZE SNACK
Simp. Jk I think it too😳
Nah Jack, the meal big enough to feed the mesopotamian empre, that smiles back.
3:33 ACCURATE AS FU-
In my defense I don't want to wake up early. My body is on a schedule because of the hell known as school
Same bro, also because i want to see the sun once in a while
I feil you men
Fiel
Feal
Fail
11:53 did Jack just say "using a pillow as a hoodie"😂
“Guys I tore my ACL again” had me DYING
0:15 my 2 last brain cells trying to figure out the first question of the test
Lol
@@justsomerando4905 you are a chicken
A Bird approves of this video.
Yes
A puppy does too
A bird agrees with this video
A microbe also approves of this video.
All hail the bird
“I’m back the Jack that snacks back”
2:11 Oh god you shouldn't walk barefoot jack I remember doing that and I slipped on some moss and cut my foot open from a broken slab I'm lucky I didn't get stitches
"The Christian strawman that riles everyone up" are you telling me that person doesn't exist cause I beg to differ
Then, beg!
@@7thwardserpent83 the begging is a nicety you don't deserve. People as depicted in these movies really exist and are not strawmen unless claimed that they represent the whole
@@AndreJNick joke
/dʒəʊk/
noun
noun: joke; plural noun: jokes
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
@@7thwardserpent83 you should get better at making jokes
@@AndreJNick boi you must be fun at parties
4:26 I also didn't know why people want children until I realised how much human organs cost. Im gonna have a big family when i grow up.
it’s 4:26
But it is 4:26
I know. Fresh ones get you even more profit. Brand new ones
r/cursecomments
The sadness starter pack:
*seeing the end of the one and only Ivan*
*seeing a sad documentary and the main thing does*
*seeing the last episode of your favorite show*
* genocide route deaths*
BT 7274 death
Genocide route was poorly made to be fair. I got more sad playing dayshift at freddy's 2 (it is a joke game) than undertale.
@@user-rx7ej2el1m Alright, you do you dude. Tbh everyone experiences sadness differently
Someone: “Sun and Moon sucked”
Me: H E R E S Y
I actually liked moon(if your talking abt Pokémon). I had a 2DS so that kinda ruined the feel of the game cos of all its discrimination and the graphics sucked but I like the generation as a whole
@@dumpertron1 yeah Gen 7 was awesome
4:40 "things people insecure in their habits think people like to feel superior about starter pack"/"things that people, who's only experience with communication comes from Hollywood movies, think people like to feel superior about starter pack"
4:20 I have memories of that table yet I don’t think I’ve ever seen one.
Yeah so do I
2:03 THANK YOU!
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 180 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
r/sbubby _yes_
I would like r/chadtopia
Agreed!
Yes
R/choosingbeggars
*ALMOST THREE YEARS OF WATCHING EMKAY. AND I JUST REALIZED THE BACKGROUND/INTRO SONG IS THE "DICE KINGS THEME" FROM CUP-HEAD!!!*
*I HATE MYSELF!*
*AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
The "I don't do well in school but I talk about quantum physics starterpack". That's just me.
"Sitting in the back seat later at night" is so relatable
Yeah but for me the memory the keeps interrupting was the time both my sisters got the door seats sticking me in the middle, and my little sister feel asleep leaning against the door when the door pop up and she started tumble out. I manged to grab he legs,but I stated sliding across the seat, when our big sister grab me stopping the slide and yell for our parents attention, and my little sister woke up upside down with her ponytail dragging long the road
OH MY GOD, MY MOM LITERALLY HAS LIKE 3 OF THOSE BINS-
4:32
People who drink: Can't you do something about your superiority complex?
People who don't: But I _am_ superior.
6:10 I mean- It's not THAT inaccurate- That's kinda America in a nutshell-
Please tell me I'm not getting the order wrong or something- Please tell me I'm not stupid- T-T
13:16 this is THE MOST relatable thing ever, especially that bin. That damn bin. That exact bin.
Name 1 person that DOESN'T have that EXACT bin in their attic or garage that comes out once a year
@@chiefsfan1557 me, I have an older bin in my house that has a newspaper issue from september '92
"I'm somewhat of a quirky person myself. I listen to Billy Eyelash."
Every 14-year-old girl
No no no, Billy Bob Eyelash
Not all 14 year olds are cringy af
@@PinkCreeper6969 bro look at your name....
@@chiefsfan1557 I do look at my name why
@@PinkCreeper6969 is cringy asf
3:12
Alternatively,
⛽📮📕📔📙📗📘📓
2:55
They forgot "your sheets and blankets just came out of the dryer"
I've never seen this subreddit before, but I'm glad you covered it! Keep up the great content!
NO, NIGEL DONT!!!!
NO
Well rescuing is getting a deformed/injured animal that mostly cant survive on its own and raising them while adopting is just adopthing
Yes
6:26 it is painful how extremely accurate this is.
Jack is such a good narrator. He always makes my day better 💜
“Why cars on grids?”
Me, a car enthusiast: *sad Delorean noises*
2:10 why do I relate to this
You should try that mid January here in Michigan.
@@brycebacon6204 I live in Michigan
@@bigspaghettistar3239 that's cool
Netflix series starter pack:
-The name is just one word of the dictionary
-Latinos who are drug dealers
-Protagonists are rich people.
-If the protagonist has a son, he gets bullied or he is a conflictive son f%cks it up really bad (mostly because of r%pe, killing, drugs...)
-Conflict between characters because "why the hell would you do that", "you are selfish" or whatever.
-Edgy stuff.
-Philosophical quotes.
-Obligatory sex scene.
-Your mom falls asleep while watching them and the next day starts watching the same episode again just to fall asleep again.
Me: I have used drugs everyday.
Stranger: aw need some help?
Me: ye give me some money for more!
8:49 'Enjoy your interests'
Jokes on you I don't enjoy anything anymore!
Please send help.
Jack calling mosquitos “Vampire bugs” makes me VERY scared of mosquitoes now.
2:32
Words: everything will end good in life
AD: *AAHHHHHHHH*
00:28 you didn't have to call me out this fucking hard bro
Jack the snack that smiles back starter pack
the zombie apocolypse one was so accurate
How you know.???? What the hell am I doing that I don't know what a zombie apocalypse looks like..????
@@chiefsfan1557 TWD...
The "anime villain" starter pack
- have a tragic backstory
- listens to the MC talking about their tragic backstory
- gets defeated due to a HAAAAAAAAA
- Is also powerful but gets crushed By MC
Yes
this is a great birthday gift :>
Happy birthday
happy birthday, love !!
Happy Birthday
Have a great year ahead 😊
Fun fact: at 1:50 that person either A: falling victim to the good old dunning-Kruger effect, B: just doesn’t care about school or C: both
I’m not sure where I fall but I’m definitely this person if given the opportunity
3:47
that.. is actually very accuarate
I shudder at the 20+ year old Christmas tree that my mom brings out every Christmas.
I hope the still talk about physics starter pack referred to the audience, because half of those men have degrees and one is a teacher.
7:32
Not to be confused with 11 AM in the afternoon
0:51 I hate people that shame you for not getting a shelter animal 😒 if you're in a small town and are looking for a small breed dog, chances are you'll never get one. They're always taken, lost pets about to be reclaimed, in foster, pending adoption or simply not available for some reason. You have a house big enough for a big breed dog? Good for you! You're literally a superhero!
The "where cats vomit" starter pack reminded me of a time when my cat was in my sister's room (which is all covered in carpet) and she spotted that he started vomiting. Can you guess what she did? Well, she yeeted the cat outside of her room and he ended up vomitin all over the hall, and on himself.
Beautiful story.
Have done something similar with my cat
I mean, everyone knows JoJo's and Evangelion but not many actually watch them
Yep and most of the people who hate jojo don't even watch it
Actually started Eva a couple days ago n so far I dont get what the hype is about. Seems good but nothing phenomenal yet, ofc I'm not very far in so lot to come that might change my opinion
"everyone knows ________ but not many actually watch it"
So it's memetic. Or pop culture if you want to avoid the word "meme"
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 how can it be a meme its literally caused by memes, Its the same with naruto (sakura useless meme), SAO (memes about it being shit like that's literally it), AOT (Gabi bad), Rent a girlfriend (Mami bad)
@@erousagi8629 you know what a meme is right?
"Using a pillow as a hoodie." 🤣
I-
"sitting in the backseat while your parents are driving back home at night starter pack"
pretend to be asleep so your parents have to carry you inside because you're too lazy to walk
2:11 so relatable
3:07 Is it just me or does he sound like Grell?!
The "I dont want to sleep anymore" starter pack:
-hallucinations
-Always watching my phone at 3 am
-Hiding under the blankets
-Always that muffled police sirens in the background
-Why is my bedroom door open
-WHO TF IS THAT IN MY CLOSET?!
Really enjoyed this video hope theres more of these in the future
Okay, let's get this straight.
Yes, I'm a somewhat intelligent person.
Sure, I could PROBABLY make all As or 4s.
And of course, I'm fairly capable of turning things in on time...
That doesn't mean I will though. Like, I got more important things than keeping up with the news, or researching the cold war.
Just sayin in the aesthetic starter pack the anime girl kagome from inuyasha is a 10/10 I would definitely watch it as it's quite interesting and the characters are well written with a good plat line (The anime is Inuyasha)
2:53 why did I think he was going to say math- lmao
Nerd
@@kingstonlovely7404 Bro I said this two years ago what 💀💀
6:55 - Records are actually really great to listen to! I think it makes the audio sound better. If you have the funds to buy one, I definitely recommend it!
So is jack a gold fish, “he said he was a snack that smiled back”
Did you....
Did you like your own comment
No a snacc not a fish
[That Vegan Teacher did not like that]
Nobody got the joke its sad i put out a comment about asking if they liked there own comment and then proceeded to like my own comment.
oh
Pyongyang starter pack:
- family statues/portraits
- huge unfinished hotel
- military parades
- Juche Tower
- naengmyeon
- captured US spy ship
North.....Korea!
1:37
They forget when the kid is staring at you
Okay but as an American that's 100% accurate but you forgot;
'Prime habitat for Karens'
'Lots of Racial Discrimination'
'Police get to do lots.'
6:35
La Croix lures you in by smelling all nice an hella fruity but then just
angry water
His russian accent is actually really good👌
people trying to sleep when its raining: ah so calming. *plugs in earbuds and plays music way louder than the rain*
13:15 it's scary how accurate this is my sister even has a paper gingerbread man with her face on it
7:39 waitwaitwaitwait theyre rly pretty
Am I the only one who finds it really hard to sleep in a chilly room? Like, my room is most comfortable for me when the heater is blasting and two hot water bottles are pressed against my ribs.
You may be a reptile then.
2:17 as a How I Met Your Mother and Friends expert yes this is parts of the show broken down
The snack that smiles back EmKay!
“Otherwise we will find you”
I wanna meet you tho
1:30 I had that exact same shirt, but it got ruined when I broke my nose and drenched it in blood. I really could never get the smell out.
Edit: I also cut open both my elbows in the accident .
Oh god-
@@icyhotbrownies3622 yeah I know.
I had the Creepers gonna creep shirt
"Sleeping" starter kit:
1. A bedsheet that is a 40cm longer than your feet so u can curl your feet when you sleep.
2. Fluffy pillow.
3. Slight drizzling outside.
4. A soft mattress
I’ve been waiting for this for so long