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- Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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As a commenter whose presence alone is probably cursed, I hope to someday find a place in a video... for now, I will enjoy yet another video narrated by Robin c:
You got a place in my day at least
I wish to be inflicted with the same curse as you
I'm sure you will someday, I believe in you c:
If you wanna be on cursed comments, say something worthy of it. Make a quote that will go down in history and make all of Emkay cringe with so much cursed that they will regret allowing you to comment but just barely tame enough that they can’t think of a reason to delete the comment. Best of luck to you, and i hope you can find the perfect video to sow the seeds of chaos in the comments
I know you'll get it eventually! I believe in you!
A tired man could see that safety truck and get quite the shock when he realises the “safety truck” wasn’t so safe.
that was my first thought. it's gotta get rear-ended way too often
well, glad that the image is fake then. the perspective displayed on the truck matches with the perspective of the photo, which is on the side of the road opposite to that truck xD
The exposed nerve "string hanging out" description is the only time anything has ever made me want to puke. Bravo, Emkay. Bravo.
I had to pause the video, and I put my hands over my face. For the sake of my sanity, I'm assuming Robin is right and this one is BS.
@@kessiniktange8861 I don't believe the guy about the story but if your nerve was sticking out a very little he might be right about feeling nothing, until you touch something of course, that being said something is clearly wrong, if he touched the nerve he would feel something so why tf would he pull it
@@kessiniktange8861unfortunately it’s not bs. The literal same thing happened to me after I crushed my finger in a bakery oven. The end of the exposed nerve has no feeling but when you try to pull it out 🤢 I almost thought it was my story.
Don’t judge deep fried erasers till you try them
Definitely, they do actually taste better then you might think
Honestly, dont judge the veggie nuggets without trying, i tried them one and they were amazing
I've tried erasers before, their bussin'
@i am better
I'll be down for that sticky adhesive
Yeah, try deep friend fingers
Please do not scatter your loved one's ashes at a Disney park. They will be there for _maybe_ an hour before coming to rest in a biohazard bag.
They'll be vacuumed away because it's just an ordinary Tuesday for staff. Well, I mean, what are those people expecting?
I see the editor has ran out of metal pipes to throw so they had to resort to whatever sound effects left in the back
i was about to comment the same thing, lol.
Well, atleast is better
Gotta love the even more random censor sounds, which is definitely a change in pace from usual.
My top 2 favorites are the Lego falling apart and the trumpets.
Especially that frying pan one 😂👍
Definitely was a neat surprise
Yes
same
Editor: How many sound effects you want to use to censor specific words ?
Robin: Yes
Losing your virginity to crazy frog is crazy, but at least he lost it
i'm pretty sure saying "jiggly girl knees" is even more cursed than the actual original comment
It’s way more cursed than just saying the regular replacement for knee
Who has 2-5 hours to spare just for sex. This ain’t a romance novel
I would be SO tired after that. It would completely drain any energy out of me. I wouldn’t be able to get up for a week.
& frankly, I probably might fall asleep too.
@Doggo a Dexx 30s to 45 seem to be fine for me. Last time I went for 2 and half hours we both got tired and just called it quits.
5:34 no no no. He extended his hand *further* into that one. That’s how powerful he is.
10:32 They're lucky the kid only took bites out of the apples. When I was that age, I took a bowl of apples and held each individual one over a candle and burned a hole on one side because I was curious what would happen if if you held an apple over fire. When I realised this would probably get me in trouble, I proceeded to place them back in the bowl with the burned part facing down so no one would realise I had done it. Of course, I got found out when my auntie went to eat one of the apples only to find it was burned 😂
🫢
Roasted apple from Breath of The Wild
I'm not a doctor but my guess is "reproductive organs: unremarkable" means there's nothing wrong with it, idk what the other options are tho. "Reproductive organs: 👌"? Now THAT would be wild
a normal response would be "average" or "nothing wrong with it"
@@youraveragerobloxkid that's not medical enough
@@nightfall1249 hmmm
it wasn't even him saying "the upside downussy" that made me laugh, it was the fact it was THOMAS SANDERS.
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT
I HAD TO PAUSE AND DOUBLE CHECK TO MAKE SURE
1:19 Robin, what you're not getting is that that man's moustache will turn into a little Hitler stache if you "even it out on the other side". That's why it's a cursed comment 😅
Strangely, Hitler 'staches don't look quite so bad on some people, and I guess he would be one of them.
My dad’s mustache started growing in like hitler’s,started under the nose,luckily it evened out,mine is growing in on the outsides first
3:08. Asexuals "you have no power here!"
6:17 I feel like this should have been in r/murderedbywords
6:00 When I heard people spread loved-one's ashes at Disneyland and looked into it: I was disappointed there wasn't accounts of roller-coaster participants, momentarily choked and/or blinded by a dusting of powdery-grey-substance near the fastest point on the ride, all later revealed having been human remains released per last-wishes; no the scattered remains were tossed off Tom Sawer Island or equally quiet places.
Kudos to the dude for choking and blinding people long after his death
2:37 They're split at the entrance, they're both at around a 45° angle horizontal
8:15, took an unfortunate stab from a tiny nail scissor to my thumb, something like a string stood out, touched it, woke up on the floor, you will not feel unless touched when cut
Hearing "big jiggly girl knees" this early in the morning, 💀 me. 🤣💀🤣💀
It skulled you? You already have a skull.
@@infiniteplanes5775 no, I just got my adult skull. My baby skull fell out last week.
@@lilithgrave did you leave the baby skull for the skull fairy?
@@jasperjazzie yes but I only received an old shoe in return.
ask for a refund
This absolutely cursed video made my day crying over a lost pack of lucky charms way better.
Even better idea on the hamster ball one....instead of betting on which hole you land in, assign each one a dollar value, and they take turns rolling until the total asset value has been reached. Yep, playing Plinko for your inheritance.
08:10 I believe that friend is experiencing trantiveness, or slight dorcelessness?
2:45 that gnome sound just caught me off guard LMAO
If one were to “whooh”
3:55 - I love the "Actually OC (Somehow)" tag
I love this editor. Great job!
this was a particuarly funny selection from this subreddit lmaoo ty for the laughs
10:20 plus you got to think that the pictures of the food they use in commercials is always way better looking than the food that they actually serve you so imagine what that s*** must look like in real life
6:38 That sure is a smooth Way to see god!
3:27
Loki, when did you get an online account?
11:44 slay thomas sanders
2:17 in gta I crashed a plane on the side of a mountain and a couple minutes later my mom said Kobe died in a helicopter crash
the one about the exposed nerve made me turn inside out with pain...
real or not, the idea of a nerve, just out like that and then pulling on it honest to god hurts me.
like Robin said, it's probably not real, because i don't care how high your pain tolerance is, an exposed nerve would be nonstop pain.
but still, the mental imagery of pulling on an exposed nerve is painful...
Let me expose to the idea of "tooth worms"! Back before we knew what it was, we thought the nerves in our teeth was worms and would pull them out! Because worms in your mouth is a bad thing! And anesthesia wasn't invented yet!
Yeah.... same.... ❤❤
As someone with a very low pain tolerance, I agree.
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7:06 is the polar opposite of incest marriage.
This subreddit is a competition of either "Who has their head deepest in the gutter?" or "Who's so psychopathically messed up in their head that only a shrink could possibly set them straight?"
6:28 a loss meme, LETS GOOOOO
@@Gregeyloss
The fact that this is the only one is a loss
Five minutes! Love y'all, keep this up!
8:59 wait a minute I’m pretty sure I posted that on r/cursedcomments!
Edit: I just checked, and it is indeed. It’s the top post of all time on my account lol (and it’s also the first time I got on EmKay, though I’ve been on EzPz before)
"Y'all can't go 2 to 5 hours?" It's night. I'm tired. Also I'm okay with only arriving once
11:46 the fact that Thomas Sanders tweeted that makes it even more hilarious
That "See through" truck is a prototype. And it's going to take quite a bit to lag a wired-in camera.
Appreciate the editor putting all those Half-Life SFX in. Definitely gives off its "half life sfx memes" vibe.
4:50 "Nice" "Acceptable" "good quality" "decent" "proportionate" "servicable" "fully functional"
00:48 Papier hier, papier hier.
That's just the pet goldfish of Holle Bolle Gijs.
Hello everyone at Emkay!! Idk if you're planning on this, but it'd be super awesome if you guys did a star wars meme compilation for May the Fourth
I love you guys so much and I appreciate everything!!!!
Ultra Instinct censor sound was not what I expected today, but I still love it.
2:40 thought of it for a second and then I just burst out laughing
1:30 oh no, he doesn't know...
There we go, another BadDragon reference from Mr.Emkay! Great to see it
Robin, you madlad, I demand a redo of the goofy head segment, but full send it 😂😂
I am always endlessly entertained by the censor noises. xD
10:52 no one gonna pay attention to the name?
I've never laughed at something so hard it hurts to breathe
I never expected to of my favourite channels to collide like this. I friggen love Thomas Sanders.
1:13 i think i know a guy who tried to even out his mustache….
fun fact: the nerve dies almost as soon as it gets exposed, the comment about a dude cutting off his thumb is possible as you are pulling out more of the nerve
OKAY, BUT THE SOUND EFFECTS FOR THE CENSORS HAD TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS.
8:16 literally the same thing happened to me when I crushed my finger in a bakery oven. I took the Band-Aid off in the shower😅 and was washing it and saw the same thing. After pulling it I almost puked and passed out. I was curled on the floor and unable to stand for at least 5 minutes. Craziest shit I’ve ever felt. Would not recommend. Had to work the next day with a broken finger because no one would cover my shift 🤦♀️
How dare you sir. My family is trying to sleep and here I am trying to control my laughter.
Really appreciate the use of the Ultra Instinct theme as a censor.
Nerve damage was the only way I could begin to last longer than 30 seconds!
i would like to reward the editor for putting half life metal SFX on the grandma fire extinguisher part
Editor san adding the sus sfx makes me laugh my guts out.😂
4:53 mine would be lil pneumonia which had me in a coma for 2 weeks and the doctors thought i wouldnt make through it
I shall say it once again, cmon now people say it with me:
Emkay a day keeps the bad times at bay
9:17 Wowie that certainly looks like something I'd find on a certain website-
"They're not going to be allowed in the giant Bad Dragon dildo building?" xD
Ive seen a photoshop of that picture where a giant dragon actually uses it for.. You know.. "fun". I fucking hate Twitter for just showing me that on my timeline
It literally looks like so many of them it's unreal.
Good thing that twitter account is a parody one, right? ;3
@@AstridCobalt Yea, it's a parody account. I looked it up. And the original article came from a satire site, too.
@@Nyerguds shame, because any models of that building would've sold reaaal well...
9:24 my first thought was the top of a wheat plant but wow my mind is to wholesome because that took a complete 180
7:12 Boot To The Head is a pretty fun alternative
I can only hear images when they scream for minutes at a time, 17 times an hour, and when they’re they’re handcuffed to the pipe in my self-dug basement with delicious, molding, 1/3 of a single pizza hut (medium) slice of pepperoni pizza.
How specific, you've certainly done proper experimentation to find out your limits. Well done, God.
Nah, i've just given enough people a good time to tell the cops. Hope they celebrate if they escape!
0:20 this Samsung truck was supposed to be on the roads of Argentina (since a lot of cars accidents happen on the route when trying to pass another vehicle), but, as an Argentinian myself, this type of trucks never were in the roads, and I don't think it's necessary for me to explain why.
3:13. I'd be fooked. And not in the kinky way I see
I’m with Robin on this one, the “Ussy” suffix makes thing wonderfully funny
Omg I’m dying. “Thirty minutes?! Just give me 4!”
3:39 Been there done that. got zapped by both.
4:57 lil suicidal ideation, I got mad rhymes and sad times.
11:53 THOMAS?????
That’s what I said!!!
Have never seen the samsung truck but the other day seen a box truck with screens on all sides with ads, it was like a big moving billboard very distracting and i was thinking it would suck to get into a accident with that thing.
6:09 I was NOT prepared for that.
1:58 As a person with a vagoober, that's easy, peeing a grape.
1:50 indeed.
Considering food shoots sometimes use inedible things, those could honestly be deep fried erasers
This made me as happy as Lewis Capaldi’s new music video for ‘Wish You the Best’.
After seeing that thing about the CT scan, suddenly my CT scan and finding out I had to get my appendix removed didn't seem so bad.
0:32 it's not the comment, but the user name which is sending me 😀
this video literally started with 'her big jiggly girl knees' within the first 5 seconds
1:46 punched me in the soul 😅🤣 Curse you, lungs!!
Saying “Kobe” for a shot, is just out personal respect..
3:50 I lost it at the Gmod ragdoll noise
I am glad they used the metal pipe falling sound
robin not recognizing loss.jpg, another addition to my long list of lifetime disappointments
I want all of the censor sounds to be replaced with the metal pipe sound effect
5 HOURS??????? I’m exhausted just thinking about that
The cat peeing on the stove is actually scary. It could be a sign of a gas leak. The odor could be confusing the cat. Or it's just a crazy cat as cats tend to be. 😂
2-5 hours ain’t nobody have time for that especially when you have roommates
As a tall woman with "big jiggly girl knees", I feel called out.😂
“You can’t make me feel pain just by saying some words”!
Me: super glue on your ball hair.
6:27 what's funnier is that it is a reference to Loss
When Robin thinks calling a photograph a photograph is outdated. A screen shot IS a photograph, Numbnuts.