6:13 Not only would Remy win just by himself by being a street rat, but he also knows how to pilot a human, so regardless of whether or not he's alone, he would still whoop Stuart's ass.
hear me out. mice are fast as hell. this invalidates the human claim, because stuart seems to at least have some running skills. also, stuart could easily improvise some explosive attached to that plane of his and remy will be destroyed.
@@kaderen8461But then there's the question of the size of the plane and the speed, as well of the size and power of the explosives. Whatever human Remy is piloting could probably hit the plane out of the air with a bat or something, and the rat size explosives wouldn't reach with their explosion, but still kill the pilot unless they jump out of the plane, leaving them vulnerable to attacks as they're falling, as well as doing some amount of fall damage.
now, we're assuming that remy has everybody else that he could know involved with the fight. to be fair tho if they were wrestling or some shit we're gonnabe holding a funeral for our dear boy stuart
Miriam Rodriguez was fatally sh0t in her apartment on May 10th, or Mexico's Mother's Day, by members of the gang whose members she'd been hunting. She was expecting it. She'd already won, though, because the day of her death started a wave of protests across Mexico for the government to crack down on gang activity. While she was going after the gang members, she also helped other parents of missing children, and from that began "The Vanished Collective." Miriam is an inspiring woman!!!
Goddamn, Sun Tzu would be proud. It's tragic she had to go to the extent of martyring herself, but goddamn did she do it to impressive benefit to other people.
.....I'm pretty sure the story with the gun was the dad subtly threatening the OP in the way it's generally seen as "acceptable"/at least common for dads to talk about injuring or killing their daughters' boyfriends, so OP pulling out his own was seen as challenging authority when he's expected to be afraid of the dad, not a measuring contest thing. A nonverbal version of the dad going "If you break her heart I'll kill you" and OP replying "Not if I kill you first" when the expected response would've been "Yes sir I'll be good to her sir".
It is wild. I work with a Gen Z guy who'd been working a 9-5 for 2 years by the time he graduated. At least he got into a skilled trade so at 18 he's making $30/hr but a lot of Gen Z were fed the "go to college or work at McDonald's" line and either rack up tens of thousands in debt to make slightly above minimum wage or they're locked into a dead end job at age 17 and never escape.
Ok but 120+ lbs being a red flag means he either wants Children or prefers his partners Fatally Unhealthy. I’m barely over 130 and it’s because my diet consists of the bare minimum. The age one implies the former to be the case
There's no implications to it, dude. He flirted with a 16 year old, on a stream. After knowing she was 16. He frequently accuses people of being pedophiles, but continues to spend time with those people. His content promotes rape, and homophobia. There's a video of him meeting YOUNG fans while they spout literal hate speech. The fact that people still defend him is fucking absurd.
So.... the other stuff in his tweet didn't phase you? It's completely reprehensible to approach human beings like that. Especially implying that people that don't meet his criteria are defective (being 24 is now bad? wtf?)
Woah, I'm 187 and I'm still a teenager tall af but that doesn't matter ok I did some calculations and 120lbs (54kg) is not UN-achievable its a typical short yet slim woman
@@mystrenula3911over the years there has been alot of discussion on where the line is drawn with different generations. I think at this time we are still to close to the 2000's to draw a clear line at the end of a generation. However, me (20) being in the same generation as my students (11/12) just doesn't sit right with me.
The paramedic's answer was so good. It's a lot better than saying, We'll If you can imagine it, I've probably seen it. Me, personally, I've developed an aversion to the term "water logged", I don't like it no more.
9:07 Humans are the only species in nature that has forgotten DO NOT FUCK WITH A MOTHER WHO HAS KIDS . Even FULLY GROWN MALE GRIZZLY BEARS will fuck off from a female with cubs
So I live in the south. Whenever someone's parent put a gun on the table that means one of three things. either they're threatening you to not break their child's heart, they're threatening you to not sleep with their child unless you 100% will get married that very night, and/or telling you to get lost.
6:29 forget the plane. Stuart has the kind of money that makes problems disappear. If Remi is gonna do something, he better do it before Stuart and his family finds out, he wouldn't want them to consider him "a problem". Those Littles are dangerously rich 💀
Jokes aside, at 10:22 the original dude is forgetting the fact that making balance springs for watches is a hell of a lot harder than making needles, which in turn are a hell of a lot harder than making horseshoes. Especially since you have to make ridiculous quantities of needles and balance gears for the cost/weight ratio to be properly calculated.
either you've got the cost of insanely expensive equipment or the very many many hours of making them by hand with less expensive but still expensive tools, unless you're some kinda metal wizard but even then i imagine you still need to pay taxes
7:35 This didn't actually happen btw, there was a scare of some kind because she disappeared for a while, which snowballed into a rumour of her death, but it wasn't real
Life of a german; 1. born 2. hears jokes about germany 3. learns about WWII 4. makes jokes about germany 5. is bad at speaking the german language 6. makes jokes about people not being able to speak german properly 7. dies 8. or does he
To be fair, in reference to the spaghetti measurer, in Scotland, at least in my part, a phrase used when hungry is "I could eat a scabby hiedit wean" Translation: "I could eat a scabby headed child"
so about the dwayne johnson meme, i watched bay watch yesterday, and i think him saying "you don't get to say that you are just tan" does fit quite a bit. the actor himself though said that the statue is indeed a little whiter
7:07 I’m actually colourblind and had to take a screenshot and apply a bunch of saturation filters and stuff to see this. To any other of my fellow colourblind bois, it says “WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE COLOR BLIND!” *_WE SHALL RETALIATE._*
13:11 Cursed comments aside how the hell does this guy see 120 lbs as overweight, I (16m) am 150 lbs and I’m skinny as all hell, what kind of stickwomen is this guy turned on by
My great grandpa was one of the counter protestors at MLK Jr’s rallies. He was proud of it too, so much so he’d bring it up at every family gathering until he died. Believe me when I say some people can be proud of their family lineage being racist.
9:50 *clears throat* Detective Conan still has the oldish art style from when it started, mostly. They have around 1000 episodes and were still going last I checked. Edit: And yes, they look human.
![ร้อยพ่อพันแม่ - WanMai [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XY2pNYASEbg/mqdefault.jpg)
I've seen that Jack has a new nickname he enjoys: *_Jaddy._* It's nice to hear you on one of my favourite subreddits again, _Jaddy._ :3
This comment could be in this video.
YES OFFICER THATS HIM!
What the f*ck
Back in the good old days, literacy rates in the medieval times were around 20% which is why we should bring the good times back.
Jamn Jaddy
"He's pulling his card out" not even half a minute in and im already dying
That was just a really good, little joke and I absolutely didn't see it coming
@@pnkuespecially on emkay
@@p-__ Ayo wtf??????????????
Lmao
@@p-__ EmKay is many people voicing for the channel
6:13
Not only would Remy win just by himself by being a street rat, but he also knows how to pilot a human, so regardless of whether or not he's alone, he would still whoop Stuart's ass.
hear me out.
mice are fast as hell. this invalidates the human claim, because stuart seems to at least have some running skills. also, stuart could easily improvise some explosive attached to that plane of his and remy will be destroyed.
@@kaderen8461 That's a fair point. I actually never thought of that!
@@kaderen8461But then there's the question of the size of the plane and the speed, as well of the size and power of the explosives. Whatever human Remy is piloting could probably hit the plane out of the air with a bat or something, and the rat size explosives wouldn't reach with their explosion, but still kill the pilot unless they jump out of the plane, leaving them vulnerable to attacks as they're falling, as well as doing some amount of fall damage.
Also, Remy has his whole family, too, so even if Stuart could fight back against Remy, he can't fight off a whole army of rats.
now, we're assuming that remy has everybody else that he could know involved with the fight. to be fair tho if they were wrestling or some shit we're gonnabe holding a funeral for our dear boy stuart
Miriam Rodriguez was fatally sh0t in her apartment on May 10th, or Mexico's Mother's Day, by members of the gang whose members she'd been hunting. She was expecting it. She'd already won, though, because the day of her death started a wave of protests across Mexico for the government to crack down on gang activity. While she was going after the gang members, she also helped other parents of missing children, and from that began "The Vanished Collective." Miriam is an inspiring woman!!!
Goddamn, Sun Tzu would be proud.
It's tragic she had to go to the extent of martyring herself, but goddamn did she do it to impressive benefit to other people.
woahhh i'm gonna do more research on her case,she's really inspiring:)
Damn, head of the Vanished Collective... vanished.
Oh yea I remember that
This woman went from a hunter to a martyr
"Pasta measuring tool porn" is already a thing though, Jack.
Please say sike.
@kolega_muffin wdym *yet* ?
@@UrSmolDinoyou know what he meant 😏
@kolega_muffin Oh thank the 13 Primes
@@NitroCodes *kuromi_admirer.exe stopped working. Please reset to continue*
.....I'm pretty sure the story with the gun was the dad subtly threatening the OP in the way it's generally seen as "acceptable"/at least common for dads to talk about injuring or killing their daughters' boyfriends, so OP pulling out his own was seen as challenging authority when he's expected to be afraid of the dad, not a measuring contest thing. A nonverbal version of the dad going "If you break her heart I'll kill you" and OP replying "Not if I kill you first" when the expected response would've been "Yes sir I'll be good to her sir".
I thought they were talking about guns
@@gfhjkhghvbnmkjhb So did OP
16:01 the fact that most of gen z are in high school - university and the rest are working 9-5s is wild😭
It is wild. I work with a Gen Z guy who'd been working a 9-5 for 2 years by the time he graduated. At least he got into a skilled trade so at 18 he's making $30/hr but a lot of Gen Z were fed the "go to college or work at McDonald's" line and either rack up tens of thousands in debt to make slightly above minimum wage or they're locked into a dead end job at age 17 and never escape.
17:51 As someone who hyperfixated on Duck Life for way too long, I'm pretty sure those are ducks.
I wondered why they always looked like chicks if they're called ducks throughout the entire series
@@p-__let me check :)
They're thinking of Can your Pet.
I always mixed up Can Your Pet and Duck life as a kid.
17:50 no, thats the game were you torture a duck by overfeeding it, forcing it to run and them mutilating it to make it stronger
@@p-__ WHAT DE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@@masterjoseph25 OMAGAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bro describing the game like he's PETA.
7:23 For those wondering, it says "We must rise against the color blind."
thanks i legit couldnt tell and was boutta ask someone else what it said if it wasnt here in the comments 😭
Shhhh you're gonna let THEM in on our plans
Bro I was trying to read the red 😂 no wonder I couldn’t see anything
Ouch😬🤣
I bet you are an agent of the ultraviolet sighted, you traitor.
Ok but 120+ lbs being a red flag means he either wants Children or prefers his partners Fatally Unhealthy. I’m barely over 130 and it’s because my diet consists of the bare minimum. The age one implies the former to be the case
There's no implications to it, dude.
He flirted with a 16 year old, on a stream. After knowing she was 16.
He frequently accuses people of being pedophiles, but continues to spend time with those people.
His content promotes rape, and homophobia. There's a video of him meeting YOUNG fans while they spout literal hate speech.
The fact that people still defend him is fucking absurd.
@@alchemysaga3745 I knew nothing about him, so I could only guess. I’m not sure knowing I was right makes it better
@@alchemysaga3745
Hopefully coincidentally, ~120 lbs is the average weight of a 16 year old.
So.... the other stuff in his tweet didn't phase you? It's completely reprehensible to approach human beings like that. Especially implying that people that don't meet his criteria are defective (being 24 is now bad? wtf?)
Woah, I'm 187 and I'm still a teenager
tall af but that doesn't matter
ok I did some calculations and 120lbs (54kg) is not UN-achievable
its a typical short yet slim woman
as a 13 year old gen z kid i am very disappointed in myself for not already making a family
@@Fluffy_g3it's actually 2012
@@Fluffy_g3gen zed ends in 2012 actually 🤓
@@yint.abritish
@@mystrenula3911over the years there has been alot of discussion on where the line is drawn with different generations. I think at this time we are still to close to the 2000's to draw a clear line at the end of a generation. However, me (20) being in the same generation as my students (11/12) just doesn't sit right with me.
@@merelvanleeuwen147grow up noob
Ah yes, jack's cursed narrating covering CursedComments. I see no problems here, its more like its the perfect subreddit for him.
@@p-__ You have 7 days. 🙃
The paramedic's answer was so good. It's a lot better than saying, We'll If you can imagine it, I've probably seen it.
Me, personally, I've developed an aversion to the term "water logged", I don't like it no more.
Waterlogged waxed weathered cut copper stairs
That is a "you don't wanna know" laugh indeed
17:57 They're thinking of Can Your Pet. The "chickens" which are actually ducks from the Duck Life saga.
9:07 Humans are the only species in nature that has forgotten DO NOT FUCK WITH A MOTHER WHO HAS KIDS .
Even FULLY GROWN MALE GRIZZLY BEARS will fuck off from a female with cubs
An elephant killed someone twice for poaching her calf.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28...twice‽ Details!
And yet men still call women weak. For shame.
As someone who owned and still HAS Webkinz, I am disgusted at what I read at the 10:34 mark.
i couldve sworn the original was about a Hannah Montana pillow
@@LightBluPikachu Apparently, the cat was indeed the original.
@@jerricaleonard2123 i had looked it up out of curiosity and was more confused that it was only from 2021. i swear its been around longer than that??
Yummy
F-Flamingo F-Flashbacks😨😨😨 10:34
So I live in the south. Whenever someone's parent put a gun on the table that means one of three things. either they're threatening you to not break their child's heart, they're threatening you to not sleep with their child unless you 100% will get married that very night, and/or telling you to get lost.
4:15 One of those times is when someone has a humiliation/scolding kink. They'll appreciate you shaming them!
Me:
💀
4:58 Ngl- I thought the dad wanted to play Russian roulette-
For the sneako 23 year old... with him trying to pick up underaged girls in random chats, I think he was putting the age limit
Jack clearly doesnt know what Blink 182 taught us all so many years ago; nobody likes you when youre 23.
"HE'S PULLING HIS CARD OUT!" freaking KILLED me 💀
8:05 sculptor must've thought they were supposed to be making Vin Diesel
theyre the same person anyways
I always love it when Emily inserts their content into us
And unloads their hot sticky laughter
@@spamtong.spamton1987no. no, stop it. no
wtf
Edit: emkay
Ayo? 💀
There’s a reason they call it a horned owl.
It’s not that, just there is a reason.
16:36 "Failed-at-reality"? More like "Failed-at-'keeping-my-sexual-fantasies-to-myself'" lol
6:29 forget the plane. Stuart has the kind of money that makes problems disappear. If Remi is gonna do something, he better do it before Stuart and his family finds out, he wouldn't want them to consider him "a problem". Those Littles are dangerously rich 💀
11:30 if I had 9 crying blue babies running after me I'd look like that too, and I have 4 kids so I'm clearly a glutton for punishment!
smurf cat without the cat
I don't get it. What's the joke
@@alyxcourtman7863 abortion
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@@am_goosehappy cake day
Happy cake cake
4:00 I can’t believe in saying this but please put him back in the jar
11:14 so that’s what Flamingo used to advertise his merch that one time, thank you.
Yea, I’ve seen many remakes/reposts of it, btw that was the time I grew out of flamingo fun fact
this brought back suppressed memories
Jokes aside, at 10:22 the original dude is forgetting the fact that making balance springs for watches is a hell of a lot harder than making needles, which in turn are a hell of a lot harder than making horseshoes. Especially since you have to make ridiculous quantities of needles and balance gears for the cost/weight ratio to be properly calculated.
either you've got the cost of insanely expensive equipment or the very many many hours of making them by hand with less expensive but still expensive tools, unless you're some kinda metal wizard but even then i imagine you still need to pay taxes
I've seen three dead bodies.
Two dogs, and my grandma's at her funeral.
I forgot Light Yagami worked at Emkay 3:02
His laughter here reminds me of William aftons springlock failure
5:48 "We tried that, you guys complained 🤷" got me 🤣
there place is a zo-
7:07 if you're wondering, it says "We must rise against the color blind" in the green
7:35 This didn't actually happen btw, there was a scare of some kind because she disappeared for a while, which snowballed into a rumour of her death, but it wasn't real
Yea, was about to comment this, thank god, she cant die with 200m views on a video!
11:37 bro that baby got a third leg ☠️☠️
The “yes officers this xenophobe right here” bit was absolutely hysterical oh my god lmfaooo
Life of a german;
1. born
2. hears jokes about germany
3. learns about WWII
4. makes jokes about germany
5. is bad at speaking the german language
6. makes jokes about people not being able to speak german properly
7. dies
8. or does he
Lets get an F for the guy at 9:24.
F
F
F
F
F
FINALLY SOME CURSED COMMENTS!!!! I missed them, they are so funny in a lovecraftian/doom of humanity way. thanks
1:56 I literally moaned and said "socialism" in response to this quote lmaooo
_
Guess we know what the owl liked so much
7:12 “WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE COLOR BLIND!”
thank you for saying it
Thank you for telling us, I couldn’t see
I saw crocodiles.
thanks i legit couldnt tell and was boutta ask someone else what it said if it wasnt here in the comments 😭
@@edwardkingsley2081 No problem
Jack was on fire with this one. Holy shmit balls. Well done sir.
Gotta love these cursed comments, they may be messed up, but they are the funniest shit you will ever see!
To be fair, in reference to the spaghetti measurer, in Scotland, at least in my part, a phrase used when hungry is "I could eat a scabby hiedit wean" Translation: "I could eat a scabby headed child"
Never realized how similar Dwayne Johnson and Freddie Prinze Jr look, but Unbaked Rock looks like Buff Freddie.
13:00 not what I expected, but I APPROVE!
XD
0:18 that was SMOOTH
Ya, i wasn't expecting it, but damn if it wasn't perfect
Lol
It sounds scarily like him
13:32 There's a blink-182 song called "What's My Age Again?" that mentions that the age of 23 is unliked
11:57 “It’s not for defeminism, it’s for de𝘯𝘪𝘮.” - Jack, 2023.
5:10 Leroy: Okay... [PUT DOWN A *RIFLE*]
XD
I just love it when cursed comment videos come out
18:30 Surprised he didn't hire her on the spot.
"And to just hang them up to dry, that all, lets move on."
Is so funny to me
11:48 “I definitely was going to be the second Hitl-“
Austrian painter 👨🎨🎨🇦🇹
Red flags in females for me 🚩
1. A woman
2. Not a man
3. I’m gay
Cool.
The owl one got me ascending into hell 💀💀💀
Soooo… Descending?
@@TitanFearlessAccount2 i was standing on my head
Fr fr fr fr
Makes sense
9:40 aperantly they are up to the 3rd game now
so about the dwayne johnson meme, i watched bay watch yesterday, and i think him saying "you don't get to say that you are just tan" does fit quite a bit.
the actor himself though said that the statue is indeed a little whiter
9:38 the fact they just said "we thank you for your sacrifice" had me💀
14:40 you are not bad at math, you are bad at not making me mad.
19:09 Run around the hose and scream for 12 minutes 26 seconds
House*
What happens at 12 mins and 27 seconds? Why does it stop then?
@@neruwu uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey, Doujinshi still makes the characters look more human in many cases :D
3:03 was the most scariest laugh ive ever heard.....
I almost spat my tea. 15:03
7:12 Jokes on you I'm not color blind enough for you to hide the sentence! "We must rise against color blind!"
I’m not colorblind,but I’m possibly a bit dyslexic,I couldn’t read that for a bit
@Bacteriaboi29 it's not your fault. Whoever wrote that message didn't use the word "the" after the word "against".
On the laundry one... Probably still shouldn't put reds in with ANYTHING that has white in it xD Unless you'd like Pink
0:14 I'm probably overthinking this, but maybe they just meant they don't have cash, and it's not like you can pay homeless people with your card.
0:45 Using a laser to burn that on the surface of the moon
7:07 I’m actually colourblind and had to take a screenshot and apply a bunch of saturation filters and stuff to see this. To any other of my fellow colourblind bois, it says “WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE COLOR BLIND!”
*_WE SHALL RETALIATE._*
19:13
Here’s a list!
Take a shower
Sleep in bed
Stream without a webcam
Quit your job
Cry well eating icecream
OMG that "he's pulling his card out" was such a good reference.
3:03
That laugh came from the depths of hell
That laugh lmao 19:35
0:09 In fairness, Jack, there's actually _3,_ & the 3rd one's Jesus.
There's 2, Charlie IS Jesus.
9:18 RIP to that guy
13:11 Cursed comments aside how the hell does this guy see 120 lbs as overweight, I (16m) am 150 lbs and I’m skinny as all hell, what kind of stickwomen is this guy turned on by
It depends on the height... but still, that's not overweight
Well you're close, he's turned on by 16f
@@neruwu whe- well akshually ich’s 13 🤓🤓🤓
I’m 120 and 16,I can’t be overweight in my teens.
On the left of that pasta measuring thing there’s a small hole. ‘I’m so hungry I could eat… well, you know…’
17:30 I wonder if that credit card number still works, I need some things for my truck
Owl was simply caught mid-blink during the photo. That so-called owl expert was nothing more than a troll.
1:25 - Peacefully, like my grandfather who passed in his sleep (:
Not screaming like the other passengers in the car /j
🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑😂😂😂😂😂😂👺👺👺👺🫖
"He's pulling his card out!"
Wow, that was smooth
12:48 Me deciding which polititian's name to write:
I CANT WITH THIS ONE 12:15 EAT CHIMICHANGAS
5:41 since when is Muslim considered a ethnicity
Women ☕️
My great grandpa was one of the counter protestors at MLK Jr’s rallies. He was proud of it too, so much so he’d bring it up at every family gathering until he died. Believe me when I say some people can be proud of their family lineage being racist.
"Some of Gen Z is still 11 years old"
Nope, the youngest Gen Z is 13 rn, 11 is Gen Alpha.
I just watch these at night always
Jack, that island above Japan isnt another country, that's Hokkaido, which is part of Japan
12:39 You cannot fathom the power you have given me.
**Begins writing down the names of dictators, terrorists, and other threats to humanity.**
7:06 guys, I'm not colour blind, I have taken multiple tests and know I'm not colour blind. But I can't read this.
we must rise against the color blind
@@interbeamproductions don’t tell them the plan
@@DripBox07 *we just nice again the color blind
9:50 *clears throat* Detective Conan still has the oldish art style from when it started, mostly. They have around 1000 episodes and were still going last I checked.
Edit: And yes, they look human.
15:12
Hey! My boy made it on to a sub-reddit! Good for him!
Our friendly neighborhood, TH-cam community posts counterpart to just_a_commenter!
How i would want to die: skydiving without a parachute with doom music playing while absolutely TRIPPING BALLS
10:00. 90's anime actually looked far more wild than anything today.
True
7:07 “we must rise against the colorblinds”
10:50 just be glad for once it was cow milk...