Nothing but the truth, or light of the conversation. Which isn’t informative. They leave stuff out minute to minute. That means all day long.... yep Omission specialists...
I've been married 21 years and I still haven't gotten through one of her complete stories. I remember when she was telling me an epic tale and got mad at me because I started making a sandwich. Lol
This is we have to keep girl friends lol. Cause the only other person that's gonna be willing to go off on the tangents that are in a woman's conversation is another woman.
Lmao not that nice to my mom or sis. I tell them to get straight to the point. My mom gets offended and starts screaming, "SO YOU NEVER WANT ME TO TLAK TO YOU AGAIN?!" No.., "Just tell me what happened." And she doesn't so I zone out. My sister tries when I say, "tell me what really happened." She tries...but I remind her a couple more times and then she finally gives up on her story and sums it up in one sentence and I skedaddle.
@@mars9399 That is good of you to bring them up, teach them how you want and need it. That surely helps them get aware of how they behave sometimes, and helps them grow through a bit of healthy self-discipline. They only get work´n out by too much unnecessary talking anyway. We should all do like you, help each other grow by telling them to spare our nerves, in a nice way. my roommate is like a woman, and after some years of elaborate details, I often can't tell him in a nice way: because he doesn't remember till the next time,...
She's explaining WHY she wants to fight the "bitch at work" for just staring at her. #fighterbynature Men say they want the woman's emotions and behavior to make sense...but don't want to hear the why.
@@jdfodio lol, it’s catch 22! As long as I don’t have to listen to him whine on beyond 30 seconds when he’s mad, we can work with it...but men’s emotionality isn’t acknowledged enough so no man dares joke about it
If you were to die today, are you a 100% sure you will go to heaven? If no, here is what the bible says, (1) Romans 3:23 KJV [23] For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God. Q1. Do you know what Sin is? Sin is anything bad that we have done. Q2. Have you sinned before? Yes or No? (2) Revelation 21:8 KJV [8] But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Because they have sinned, and God does not allow Sin into Heaven, the punishment is burning hell. What is the way to reconcile our peace and relationship with God? Q3. Do you know the Story of Jesus? (3) Romans 5:8 KJV [8] But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Jesus = God who lived up in Heaven, but he came down on earth and became a man like us, he lived for 33.5 years without committing any sin. Then there were certain people who were jealous and therefore framed him on phony charges, and crucified him. Then he was buried and resurrected on the third day; Now he lives in HEAVEN. Q4. Do you know why Jesus went through all this bloody mess for us? A4. As mentioned, our sin is the reason why we can’t go to heaven, and the only thing that can wash away our sin is the Blood of Jesus. (4) Romans 5:9 KJV [9] Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him. According to the bible, the only way for us to reconcile with God is through Christ Jesus’s blood, and not through any works that we do or merits we accumulate, such as water baptism, attending church, or any good thing that we do. The following verses clearly support this. (5) Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV [8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast. (6) 2 Corinthians 7:10 KJV [10] For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death. In order to get saved, repentance of one’s sin is needed to get saved, we need to be sorry, and repent, with conviction, that we are a wretched sinner. (7) Romans 10:9 KJV [9] That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. If you truly do believe in everything you have heard in the gospel, ,I strongly suggest you to make a proclamation to GOD! You can say it to God in less than 15 seconds !Repeat after this simple prayer, to make sure you truly get saved. Remember repeating this prayer doesn't save you, it's you telling God you BELIEVE THE GOSPEL. Ok, here is the prayer : ‘Dear GOD, I know I am a sinner, as I repent, I put my faith, that Jesus is GOD, and that he died, buried and resurrected, so that his blood, can wash away my Sins. I put my faith in that alone to save me, not my good works. In Jesus’s holy name, I pray. Amen! Congratulations ! Now you are a child of God. Download /Buy a KJV bible (I highly suggest getting a hard copy bible , as one day, it will be illegal to buy, own or even have an online version of the bible) and search for youtube channels like Truthunedited, REAL Bible Believers , The Bible Project, AoC Network, Robert Clancy, Spencer Smith to help you grow , study dispensationalism to understand the bible ( How do we reconcile the verses in the New Testament that tell us that we need works to show our faith, and another that tells us that nothing that can take our salvation away? That's why we need to study biblical dispensationalism to rightly divide the word of God.( study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth, 2 Timithy 2:15) (I recommend the dispensationalism video from Genesis to Revelations by Dr. Gene Kim, th-cam.com/video/GI4CteEFxOk/w-d-xo.html) , join a bible believing church. God bless you brother/ sister ☺. See you in heaven one day!
I once made the mistake of telling my girlfriend what phrases I use if I'm not listening, like "wow" "no way?" "For real!" "I know what you mean!", and she took a mental note of every damn one of them🤣
Yesterday me and my wife had an arguement, and for once I stopped trying to tackle it with logic, so I let her speak her mind fully, and before I could say something, she was crying making dinner, never in my life did I see that coming.
Ryan has the potential to be one of the greats. Awesome storytelling..hilarious all the way thru and brought you right back to the punchline “wow…that’s crazy” Dude has all the right shit and he’s hilarious as hell
I almost fell out my chair when you said “No one has talked to a woman and said afterwards, I think she left out some sh!t” One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in stand up
I remember they use to criticize my man’s of being a “TH-cam” comedian, now look at him KILLING the stage... 🤣🤣🤣 at them hating ass comedians the jokes on you!!!
I really appreciate women who catch themselves in the middle of a conversation and say "that is a different topic" instead of abruptly changing the subject to something I don't really care about.
@@MalcolmTexxx hmmm...this is just like saying that I am plagarizing when i use the phrase "light travels faster than sound". I say this because, honestly, many psychologists have already pointed out the connection between women's emotions and their reasoning. In otherwords, he was quoting existing, established FACT. So, I will have to disagree with you on this one.
@@byronovus well it wouldn't be comedy if it were obvious. But i was wrong.. this is a totally different joke. no clue why I was dry going hard on homie tbh
The fact that a bunch of sistas asked, "What did I say?" 😄 It was perfect for his, "You see that sht?" Unique delivery around a common topic. I couldn't even be mad. He told on me. Lol. I'm a new fan. 🙌🏿❤
"Their emotions are the same as fact" - true statement no longer reserved for women... Lots of crazy people don't understand that feelings are not facts... I'll stop before one of them tries to hurt me.
How are feelings not facts? Emotions are the most real thing in life.. you feel what you feel there is no arguing. Everything else is our best guest or going off of what someone else said is true which is flawed.
@@MalcolmTexxx Elephant in the room came out like late 2000's. Also, concepts aren't the same as jokes. Good to see the younger generation watching Patrice but for sure don't do that
Stop asking him that stupid ass question, we're not listening because we want to respond we're listening so you can get it out, that's all you need to do Get your frustrations out cuz everything you're saying is not a statement it's not a question it's nothing It's just useless feelings that you want to tell me. There's literally nothing I could do for you and your own convoluted feelings to help you, all I could do was listen to you and say okay
Key is, drop the very important stuff in the first 30 seconds or the last 30 seconds when you snap us back. You can still go on for 30 min, heck I will listen to my girl talk for 2 hours if she wants. I might not get it, but I am trying so at least you can vent or get off whatever you want.
See but y’all add irrelevant ass info😂 you’ll tell us that your best friend was cheating on her boyfriend to set up the story than you gotta dig into the psycho-emotional aspect of why she cheated, and then of course y’all just haaaave to explain the boyfriends childhood so we understand why he is such an absent man😂 by the time you get to the story it’s been 15 minutes
Y’all be getting carried away with setting the scene, now that quick story turns into the titanic.. then y’all got the nerve to ask “what did I say?” How do you expect us to recite this movie word for word? Gotta hire a stenographer at that point. 😂
Women include waaay too much irrelevant info and straight dudes don't understand the art of gossip. My man came home with a story that went like: Man: My coworker got custody of his 5 year old cause they found meth and crack in his system. Me: Wait what!!???!!! How the hell did meth and crack get in a 5 year old's system? Man: I don't know. I didn't ask. Me: Tf. Baby. Why wouldn't you find that out, baby? Whyyyy??? Man: If he wanted me to know he would've told me. Me: 😒🤨 Get away from me.
@@MalaysianChopsticks It’s also a bad movie if there is no emotion or character development or set up to the story so that it makes sense. There is a balance.
Wow I’m astounded at how accurate this was and I feel personally attacked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why!? Why do I always tell side stories when it don’t have shit to do with the original story 🤣🤣😩😩😩.
Don't feel too bad. I tried to read The Lord of the Rings and couldn't get through it. JRR Tolkien writes like that, wandering all over the plot. The movie go to the point. What I'm saying is throw some orcs and dragons in your next story to keep a man's attention.
@@TorquemadaTwist i tried to read it too, i got through a decent amount of it. It was during a time when i had absolutely nothing else to do and i wanted to like it so much and i kind of did but it was a damn mess.
Man I need to learn how to control myself. I end up ranting and then coming back to rant some more. And it can be about anything, I aint angry at him I could just be telling stories I've heard or something I've been learning on youtube ect. Hes just sitting there playing cod like wtf 😂 but hes the first to be panicking if I aint done that in a while, a few days of no ranting and hes like "Is everything ok? You've barely spoken to me?" 🤭 when this man weren't listening in the first place! He literally says to me "I let you do it to release all that pent up energy" omg 🤣🤣
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@@Medietos there’s one thing I learned in life and it’s that dudes don’t become better listeners, they become better at pretending their listening. All my married friends have said at least 50 times “I have no clue why my wife’s mad at me” even though a majority of them are in fantastic marriages
To all the people saying he stole this topic from Patrice O’Neal stop for a second and think about what comedy truly is. It’s taking real life situations, and sharing them in an entertaining way. He’s talking about a real type of situation. Nobody owns a subject. They just share their own interpretation of it. And he did a great job sharing his. Let’s not put him down for it.
Nah... he is definitely influenced by Patrice. Ryan has said so himself. But, he did go into his own vein and had different punchlines. Patrice took such a different approach with the whole "I make my girl tell me the end of the story first" angle. It was unique and comic genius. That's why Patrice was Patrice. Nobody is confusing Ryan Davis for one of the G.O.A.T.'s at this early stage of his career...
Can't tell you how many times I have said "Wow! That's crazy." , when I stopped paying attention and now need to fake it until she says enough to help me remember where we are at in the story.🙂
Actually, he gave no solutions. That's why his problem won't be solved. And neither will the men who agree without understanding why women do this. SOLUTIONS: Wives: 1 In the same way, you wives must accept the authority of your husbands. Then, even if some refuse to obey the Good News, your godly lives will speak to them without any words. They will be won over 2 by observing your pure and reverent lives. 3 Don’t be concerned about the outward beauty of fancy hairstyles, expensive jewelry, or beautiful clothes. 4 You should clothe yourselves instead with the beauty that comes from within, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is so precious to God. 5 This is how the holy women of old made themselves beautiful. They put their trust in God and accepted the authority of their husbands. 6 For instance, Sarah obeyed her husband, Abraham, and called him her master. You are her daughters when you do what is right without fear of what your husbands might do. Husbands: 7 In the same way, you husbands must give honor to your wives. Treat your wife with understanding as you live together. She may be weaker than you are, but she is your equal partner in God’s gift of new life. Treat her as you should so your prayers will not be hindered. 1 Peter 3 NLT
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"No one has ever talked to a woman and said, '... I think she left some shit out'" is the funniest damn thing I heard in a stand up act
Nothing but the truth, or light of the conversation. Which isn’t informative. They leave stuff out minute to minute. That means all day long.... yep Omission specialists...
oh a norm fan
😂🤣😂🤣
i didnt even get it at first but i still started dying
Omm!!! Lmao
Thank y'all for watching my set. I'm glad that so many of you enjoyed it. Make sure y'all catch me live whenever the world opens up!!!!!
Killed it
Legend surprised you commented
Great set, keep on.
Legendary!
Watched you on Here For the Food, that shit was honest and fact!
I've been married 21 years and I still haven't gotten through one of her complete stories. I remember when she was telling me an epic tale and got mad at me because I started making a sandwich. Lol
😆 😂😂😂
This is we have to keep girl friends lol. Cause the only other person that's gonna be willing to go off on the tangents that are in a woman's conversation is another woman.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear most of my wife’s stories end with her being mad that she lost me 3 minutes in
This wasn't a comedy set, this was a hilarious Ted Talk on relationships.
FACTS.
Facts!
All the great comedians have done this trying to help people. Most of them have passed now.
Excellent comment! Anyone in a relationship or had ever been in a relationship I'm sure agrees 😂
Oh, you mean l like Chris Rock
I lost it at "I love your stories; please don't start over" 😂😂😂
Lmao not that nice to my mom or sis. I tell them to get straight to the point. My mom gets offended and starts screaming, "SO YOU NEVER WANT ME TO TLAK TO YOU AGAIN?!" No.., "Just tell me what happened." And she doesn't so I zone out. My sister tries when I say, "tell me what really happened." She tries...but I remind her a couple more times and then she finally gives up on her story and sums it up in one sentence and I skedaddle.
Then what I say
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@@mars9399 That is good of you to bring them up, teach them how you want and need it. That surely helps them get aware of how they behave sometimes, and helps them grow through a bit of healthy self-discipline. They only get work´n out by too much unnecessary talking anyway. We should all do like you, help each other grow by telling them to spare our nerves, in a nice way. my roommate is like a woman, and after some years of elaborate details, I often can't tell him in a nice way: because he doesn't remember till the next time,...
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“I was a premature baby. My dad said I was a fighter.” I died
“It all started in 1985.. I was a premature baby” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daddy said I'm a fighter lol
😂😂
She's explaining WHY she wants to fight the "bitch at work" for just staring at her. #fighterbynature Men say they want the woman's emotions and behavior to make sense...but don't want to hear the why.
@@jdfodio He just told you why.
@@jdfodio lol, it’s catch 22! As long as I don’t have to listen to him whine on beyond 30 seconds when he’s mad, we can work with it...but men’s emotionality isn’t acknowledged enough so no man dares joke about it
The only thing a woman likes more than telling a story is a backstory...I hollered 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is SOOOO TRUE!
So true I always have to tell the backstory first, or else it won't make sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta give context 😂
The women were so in sync with him that at the end they all yelled out "WHAT I SAY THEN?" lmao that's a thing of beauty.
That was one of the best sets I've seen on this page. Dude took one topic and fit in 7 minutes worth of jokes in it. Bravo Ryan Davis
Wow thats crazy that you say that..Right after the clip ended the first thing i thought literally was “damn that was a good set”
He KILLED it, for damn sure!
His youtube channel is 'with all due offense.'
@ricado19 😂 i was thinking the same thing
I woke up to this on my feed and I agree with you. At the end the ladies answered his question lol
"To women emotions, are the same as facts" is one of the truest statements I've ever heard.
was that an ironic statement?
Yea, that's true, but I feel like...lol
🔑👍🏾
Because it's true
He said "as the same as FAT!" LOL
“…but on SOME days to a woman, 1+1 = cat.” This is where I struggled to contain the grown man tears in a public place. 🤣🤣🤣😭🤧
If you were to die today, are you a 100% sure you will go to heaven?
If no, here is what the bible says,
(1) Romans 3:23 KJV [23] For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.
Q1. Do you know what Sin is?
Sin is anything bad that we have done.
Q2. Have you sinned before?
Yes or No?
(2) Revelation 21:8 KJV [8] But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Because they have sinned, and God does not allow Sin into Heaven, the punishment is burning hell.
What is the way to reconcile our peace and relationship with God?
Q3. Do you know the Story of Jesus?
(3) Romans 5:8 KJV [8] But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Jesus = God who lived up in Heaven, but he came down on earth and became a man like us, he lived for 33.5 years without committing any sin. Then there were certain people who were jealous and therefore framed him on phony charges, and crucified him. Then he was buried and resurrected on the third day; Now he lives in HEAVEN.
Q4. Do you know why Jesus went through all this bloody mess for us?
A4. As mentioned, our sin is the reason why we can’t go to heaven, and the only thing that can wash away our sin is the Blood of Jesus.
(4) Romans 5:9 KJV [9] Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.
According to the bible, the only way for us to reconcile with God is through Christ Jesus’s blood, and not through any works that we do or merits we accumulate, such as water baptism, attending church, or any good thing that we do. The following verses clearly support this.
(5) Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV [8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
(6) 2 Corinthians 7:10 KJV [10] For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death.
In order to get saved, repentance of one’s sin is needed to get saved, we need to be sorry, and repent, with conviction, that we are a wretched sinner.
(7) Romans 10:9 KJV [9] That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
If you truly do believe in everything you have heard in the gospel, ,I strongly suggest you to make a proclamation to GOD! You can say it to God in less than 15 seconds !Repeat after this simple prayer, to make sure you truly get saved. Remember repeating this prayer doesn't save you, it's you telling God you BELIEVE THE GOSPEL. Ok, here is the prayer :
‘Dear GOD,
I know I am a sinner, as I repent, I put my faith, that Jesus is GOD, and that he died, buried and resurrected, so that his blood, can wash away my Sins. I put my faith in that alone to save me, not my good works. In Jesus’s holy name, I pray. Amen!
Congratulations ! Now you are a child of God. Download /Buy a KJV bible (I highly suggest getting a hard copy bible , as one day, it will be illegal to buy, own or even have an online version of the bible) and search for youtube channels like Truthunedited, REAL Bible Believers , The Bible Project, AoC Network, Robert Clancy, Spencer Smith to help you grow , study dispensationalism to understand the bible ( How do we reconcile the verses in the New Testament that tell us that we need works to show our faith, and another that tells us that nothing that can take our salvation away? That's why we need to study biblical dispensationalism to rightly divide the word of God.( study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth, 2 Timithy 2:15) (I recommend the dispensationalism video from Genesis to Revelations by Dr. Gene Kim, th-cam.com/video/GI4CteEFxOk/w-d-xo.html) , join a bible believing church. God bless you brother/ sister ☺. See you in heaven one day!
It’s true. When it’s cat, it is. I’m tired of trying to explain myself😂
@@Kerrviii 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Great set. Iam in the work lunchroom trying to not laugh out loud.
From beginning to end 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Complete facts
Fancy seeing you here??
Oow man I'm a fan of you bruh
Hey PREACHER!!!!!(tyra banks voice😂)
big fan preacher
"Girl idk what's wrong with him he act like he's stupid or something. Who's acting? Who's acting?" 😂☠
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if thats not the truth i dont know what is lmao
I work at an insane asylum and I say this constantly...they ain’t ACTIN lol
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"Or that we're not trying hard enough" felt that I'm my spirit
This set will never get old. The amount of times I have watched this. And I still laugh like it's the first time.
🎯🎯🎯
Wait till you watch the Patrice O’Neal version
❤❤so true
Patrice used to be like “I MAKE MY WOMAN TELL ME THE END OF HER STORY FIRST” 😂😂😂
Looooove Patrice❤️❤️❤️
😂🤣😅😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅
"somebody got shot! you know my friend Diane?" lmao. classic bit.
man I miss Patrice. RIP.
I knew this sounded familiar!
@@catradityaramawirawan6442 remember I brought you to that party with a bunch of woman you didn’t care for 😂😂😂
I once made the mistake of telling my girlfriend what phrases I use if I'm not listening, like "wow" "no way?" "For real!" "I know what you mean!", and she took a mental note of every damn one of them🤣
Ryan Davis
Big mistake chief 🤣
You are a sold out to men. You better apologize😂
Stupid Lol 😂😆😂😆
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Yesterday me and my wife had an arguement, and for once I stopped trying to tackle it with logic, so I let her speak her mind fully, and before I could say something, she was crying making dinner, never in my life did I see that coming.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yo I'm cryin bro this is the funniest comment I ever seen on this channel cuz I can relate
wow...
This comment made me laugh so hard 😂
You let her talk she came up with her own conclusion and solution which you don’t know hurry her feelings. So yeah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro you have reached enlightenment
He is not lying about the backstory. I keep telling my girl " give me the cliff notes version".
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao my go-to was "fast forward to the climax of the movie baby"
But you gotta know the context! 😂
@@aintshesweet onggg 😂
AHHAHAHAAHHAHA NOT THE SPARK NOTES
Eve: Starts talking about how she got the fruit
Adam: So anyway I just ate it!
Yooooo 😂😂 shit basically !
LMAOOOOO
😂😂😂
I just died😛
@@nonaperry5403 damn thats crazy
"She waits until you're watching your favorite show then walks around the house making noises" The accuracy is unreal
I wanna show my girl this but I know she’s gonna watch it and say “but I feel...”
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Dnt play ya self Bro
Ha ha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man say
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"I love your story, please don't start over!" kill me now!!!
Never break eye contact 😂😂😂
PATRICE O'NEAL
Mine starts over at least 3 - 4 times.
This is a god-level set. Every line had substance & that cool ass delivery...
I just can't stop studying this.
Superfax
“We break eye contact for 5 seconds... then she be like ‘you ain’t even listening’...” I’m dead this is me 😭
😂😂😂😂
Lmao “I’ll kill everybody over my respect.” This whole set is gospel.
Ryan has the potential to be one of the greats. Awesome storytelling..hilarious all the way thru and brought you right back to the punchline “wow…that’s crazy” Dude has all the right shit and he’s hilarious as hell
All money in $
“My dad said I was a fighter .... I’m a fighter”😂😂😂😂😂
I almost died lmao 🤣
“Well it all started in 1985” 😂😂😂😂
...I was a premature baby, but my dad said I'm a fighter. Imma FIGHT-HER😂
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Bruh 😂😂😂😂
PATRICE O'NEAL
I was born in 85 and premature lmfao
"Wow, that's crazy" ... to... "What'd I say? I'm dying!!!!🤣🤣... Too true fam...
I almost fell out my chair when you said “No one has talked to a woman and said afterwards, I think she left out some sh!t” One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in stand up
I remember they use to criticize my man’s of being a “TH-cam” comedian, now look at him KILLING the stage... 🤣🤣🤣 at them hating ass comedians the jokes on you!!!
I saw him do stand up yearssss ago, he's been killing it lol
He was a stand-up comedian before he ever went viral. That's the funniest part about the unwarranted criticism.
With all due offense
Big Facts!!! He a legit stand up comedian.
little do they know, with the right about of views and likes, TH-cam pays more than the comedy club does
"Their emotions are the same fact."
Might be the truest words ever spoken.
Me: *looks away for a second*
Her: you’re not even fucking listening
Me: well yea it’s been 31 seconds
And I'm making sure my food dont burn
Lol
wait so did you look away a second or 31 seconds?
@@Nonyah123 I was paying attention for 30 seconds and looked away the 31st
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Bruh, Ryan Davis is too good man. I gotta rewatch it because I wasn't even laughing, I was too busy being impressed
Totally Dude!!
Dope observation!! You potentially have an eye for talent....now use your gift!! You're welcome
True he’s got so much better since the first time I heard him.
Just facts thru the WHOLE set
yeah I mostly just agreed
Ryan's comedy set needs to be preserved in the Smithsonian. This whole video is pure gold.
bruh after 12 years of marriage i finally worked up the courage to tell my girl to GET TO THE POINT lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 were u on the couch for a while....
Is that why you divorced now?
facts
So that means You were never introduced to the Schooling’s of Patrice Oneal
What time's the funeral?
When she yelled " Then what i say?" lmao i died lol.
I yelled it too. Maaaan that’s where y’all fuck up E V E R Y T I M E 😂😂😂
@@SaraAhmed-mm7iu lol
😩 ain’t heard shit
@@cieralashay93 Oh we been hearing you. Just like the WHOLE thing?? Y’all been talking for 30 minutes no breath 🤦🏾♂️
@@mikeljackson9192 😂 this man spittin
I have listened to this set countless times. I still laugh hard continuously during the entire set.
"I love your stories, please don't start over." Lmao
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The chick at the end was pure validation of this entire bit. 😂✊🏽💯
“Well It all started in 1985, I was born premature. My daddy said I’m a fighter” 😂 🤣
When he said, "You're not even f***ing listen", I was literally trying to remember 🤣🤣🤣 I felt that one in my soul...lmao
I really appreciate women who catch themselves in the middle of a conversation and say "that is a different topic" instead of abruptly changing the subject to something I don't really care about.
Its like I could see where this was going from a mile away but it was put together so beautifully it still hit every punch.. so funny 🔥
“To women, feelings are the same as facts” comedy gold
Comedy Gold, but also Life Truth
He stole this bit. And im not fucking letting up.
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@@MalcolmTexxx hmmm...this is just like saying that I am plagarizing when i use the phrase "light travels faster than sound". I say this because, honestly, many psychologists have already pointed out the connection between women's emotions and their reasoning. In otherwords, he was quoting existing, established FACT. So, I will have to disagree with you on this one.
@@byronovus well it wouldn't be comedy if it were obvious. But i was wrong.. this is a totally different joke. no clue why I was dry going hard on homie tbh
Never read a truer statement in my life! Lmao!
The fact that a bunch of sistas asked, "What did I say?" 😄 It was perfect for his, "You see that sht?" Unique delivery around a common topic. I couldn't even be mad. He told on me. Lol. I'm a new fan. 🙌🏿❤
Yo fr I said the line at the same time everyone else did; can't believe I really got called out like that
@@tigerlily515 😂you & me both, sis!
I definitely said that line! 😆😅🤣😂
@@tigerlily515 lmao me to
I felt so validated by this lol
Thanks!
"Their emotions are the same as fact" - true statement no longer reserved for women... Lots of crazy people don't understand that feelings are not facts... I'll stop before one of them tries to hurt me.
Well, I just feel... 😂
Tell me about it, let’s jump em!
How are feelings not facts? Emotions are the most real thing in life.. you feel what you feel there is no arguing. Everything else is our best guest or going off of what someone else said is true which is flawed.
@@pinklemonade3462 'I feel that the whole world is against me.' By your logic, that is a fact. Please park the bs.
AaaaaaMEN! Cause these dudes Crazy as Hell and more emotional than a woman could ever be!
"I don't do relationships, I study them" ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿👌🏿
I used to study them, now I'm in one.
@@STell743 it happens 🤙🏾🤙🏾
Frfr
I started study men overall it’s important to me!!
@@STell743 Did your studying pay off?
Haha this was genius 😂😂💪🏾💪🏾
th-cam.com/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/w-d-xo.html this is the real genius who wrote this joke.
I agree... He is very clever...
"I love your story! Please don't start over" 😂😂😂😂
I go through this everyday! 😂
facts!! LMFAO!
Legend 😂
Yo, as soon as I said, in my head "dude is preaching," homie said the same thing at 4:27. 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Lmao 😂
No Patrice O'Neal is the legend this guy stole this bit from his special Elephant in the Room
RIP PATRICE O'NEAL
RIP PATRICE O'NEAL
“Baby, is there something wrong?”
“No, there is NOTHING wrong with me.” “UUUHHHH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😅
ESPN reference was perfect
I said the same thing😂
Real as fuck +
#loveandHUNDREDS
"Wow. That's crazy" is my go to
Can't let the gf see this
Keep the lie alive!✊🏽
"What? What the hell? No way! Whaaat. What the heck. Why?? Aw man. Wah seriously. Bruhhhhhhhhh. And then?"
PATRICE O'NEAL
@@smokefacebroncojones I know it's always been a lie from jump.
Wait til she becomes your wife.......
“WHAT I SAY THEN?!” That’s the death sentence for us lmao 😂
This man aint a comedian, he a preacher because he had me sayin "halleluyah" the whole time😭😭😭👏👏👏
all the people walking around remind me of a late 90s bootlegg movie
Fareal fareal
Nah it reminds you of the 90s because the joke was literally written in the 90s..
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@@MalcolmTexxx Elephant in the room came out like late 2000's. Also, concepts aren't the same as jokes. Good to see the younger generation watching Patrice but for sure don't do that
looks like Times Sqaare 42 street at night
When he said “it all started in 1985..” I hollered 😭 I feel attacked 🤣
Can y’all please SIT DOWN!!! I’m trying to watch the video!!
Right!! Lolol
like meer cats!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ellie-tk4jy this comment made me old lady SNORK LAUGH SO HARD’ah!!! 🤣🤣🤣
RIGHT!
Lol, my wife loses me after 20 seconds. I just kepp winging it for a calm peaceful rest of the day.Ryan will be great
The best part of the day is when they finally know that it's time to shut the fuck up and stop telling us shit we've got to pretend to care about lol
me too lol
@jayjaylenchase75 It's a smart MO lol
Wow that's Crazy
"...You're not even F***ING listening."
That hit so hard, I almost say "Hallelujah" to this guy preachin 🤣🤣🤣
If I had a nickel everytime I hear that shit🥴😂😂
I feel personally attacked. **snatches pearls**
Good lawd this is accurate af
The woman screaming in the end to say it before he could was perfect lmfao
What I say?? 😆😂🤣
@@traceylennon1204 that shit on point too 😂😂
But what díd she say?? I couldn't hear it!
I couldnt hear what she said at all, tried 6 times. What was it that she said?
@jayjaylenchase75 Agreed. I had to rewind to actually hear it, but you can guess given the context lol
After watching my man on Canceled Court...I knew his written material would be hilarious. My new favorite comedian for sure.
Im famous for askin my man "what I say"?!?😂😂😂 he always says "I was listening jus finish"!!😂😂 omgosh
Lmfaooo
Loool the im famous part hit different
Hahahaha
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's all women!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao “please don’t start over” I’m crying 😭
This man is funny as heck!! He’s a great story teller !! 😂🎉❤
“What I say?” Is my favorite saying after I complain about my day to my husband and he never seem to remember...lol Now I know why! 😂😂
Lol yup same with my ex when we use to fight!
Not listening to you isn't a character trait of a man
@@brandonbrown2973 its a prejudice. Just like all of comedy. And then enlarge/generalize them.
Stop asking him that stupid ass question, we're not listening because we want to respond we're listening so you can get it out, that's all you need to do Get your frustrations out cuz everything you're saying is not a statement it's not a question it's nothing It's just useless feelings that you want to tell me.
There's literally nothing I could do for you and your own convoluted feelings to help you, all I could do was listen to you and say okay
Key is, drop the very important stuff in the first 30 seconds or the last 30 seconds when you snap us back. You can still go on for 30 min, heck I will listen to my girl talk for 2 hours if she wants. I might not get it, but I am trying so at least you can vent or get off whatever you want.
The backstory makes it good and juicy and we gotta set the scene so you will understand 😂😂😂😂 Ryan Davis is hilarious
It's only juicy for you. Most back story is trivial if you could tell the actual story well enough.
Women will save some shit that happened last week to drop it on your ass today. Crazy asf!
See but y’all add irrelevant ass info😂 you’ll tell us that your best friend was cheating on her boyfriend to set up the story than you gotta dig into the psycho-emotional aspect of why she cheated, and then of course y’all just haaaave to explain the boyfriends childhood so we understand why he is such an absent man😂 by the time you get to the story it’s been 15 minutes
Y’all be getting carried away with setting the scene, now that quick story turns into the titanic.. then y’all got the nerve to ask “what did I say?”
How do you expect us to recite this movie word for word? Gotta hire a stenographer at that point. 😂
Thats LOVELY PHOENIX...just LOVELY
I still watch this set to this day a few times a month and the amount of facts he spit and how many of em I see everyday 😂😂😂
Women include waaay too much irrelevant info and straight dudes don't understand the art of gossip. My man came home with a story that went like:
Man: My coworker got custody of his 5 year old cause they found meth and crack in his system.
Me: Wait what!!???!!! How the hell did meth and crack get in a 5 year old's system?
Man: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Me: Tf. Baby. Why wouldn't you find that out, baby? Whyyyy???
Man: If he wanted me to know he would've told me.
Me: 😒🤨 Get away from me.
My man’s favorite phrase is “I don’t know. I didn’t ask” I’m like wtf you left out the backstory, the details, and what you think will happen next!!!
Bissssshhh!! I be ready to fight because I need everyyyyy detail or my mind cant even register the story lolllll
This the whole truth right here 😂😂
Pls bring me a FULL glass of tea not the last swallow
Good story..efficient and short
As a woman, I love a good back story lmaoo
Seee!!!!! We are not crazy as men lol
I was looking hard for a woman’s comment lol
Wow, that's crazy.
Thats the only way to understand the full story hahaha
I ask what’s the back story before the story even starts hell 🤦🏾♀️
On mom's, one of the funniest sets I've seen. Almost scared to show the wife this one.
Backstory is a must!
lol. I feel that. Isn't his attention to what you're saying... a must as well? lol
Gotta choose which you want, or just tell your girlfriends.
If a backstory is necessary, it's a bad story.
It’s a bad movie if there’s a lot of exposition. Same thing.
@@MalaysianChopsticks It’s also a bad movie if there is no emotion or character development or set up to the story so that it makes sense. There is a balance.
NO IT Is NOT.
PLS just get to the point
This was the most polite roast 😂
This might be the most relatable sketch I have ever watched. Good god...
"....please don't start over." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow I’m astounded at how accurate this was and I feel personally attacked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why!? Why do I always tell side stories when it don’t have shit to do with the original story 🤣🤣😩😩😩.
Don't feel too bad. I tried to read The Lord of the Rings and couldn't get through it. JRR Tolkien writes like that, wandering all over the plot. The movie go to the point. What I'm saying is throw some orcs and dragons in your next story to keep a man's attention.
Cause you’re a bad storyteller lol
@@TorquemadaTwist i tried to read it too, i got through a decent amount of it. It was during a time when i had absolutely nothing else to do and i wanted to like it so much and i kind of did but it was a damn mess.
I do it too
One of the best sets I’ve heard in a while from the pure simplicity and control of the crowd! You da best fr
Man I need to learn how to control myself. I end up ranting and then coming back to rant some more. And it can be about anything, I aint angry at him I could just be telling stories I've heard or something I've been learning on youtube ect. Hes just sitting there playing cod like wtf 😂 but hes the first to be panicking if I aint done that in a while, a few days of no ranting and hes like "Is everything ok? You've barely spoken to me?" 🤭 when this man weren't listening in the first place! He literally says to me "I let you do it to release all that pent up energy" omg 🤣🤣
Ryan killed that shit bro. And told the immutable truth.
Ryan you slayed this set flawlessly. If this was on a HBO special we would be talking about this like all the other Greats Martin, Eddie, Dave.
If this isn't every dude's relationship, then im fucking dead.
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@@Medietos
there’s one thing I learned in life and it’s that dudes don’t become better listeners, they become better at pretending their listening. All my married friends have said at least 50 times “I have no clue why my wife’s mad at me” even though a majority of them are in fantastic marriages
You gone live forever
I'm mad he used my exact phrase, "Wow, that's crazy!". If any woman in my life ever sees this bit, it's a wrap for me!
To all the people saying he stole this topic from Patrice O’Neal stop for a second and think about what comedy truly is. It’s taking real life situations, and sharing them in an entertaining way. He’s talking about a real type of situation. Nobody owns a subject. They just share their own interpretation of it. And he did a great job sharing his. Let’s not put him down for it.
YOU’RE RIGHT BUT AT LEAST PATRICE WAS FUNNY
It’s not just the subject, some of it is almost word for word
Nah... he is definitely influenced by Patrice. Ryan has said so himself. But, he did go into his own vein and had different punchlines.
Patrice took such a different approach with the whole "I make my girl tell me the end of the story first" angle. It was unique and comic genius. That's why Patrice was Patrice.
Nobody is confusing Ryan Davis for one of the G.O.A.T.'s at this early stage of his career...
So in other words, you wrote all that BS just to admit yeah, he stole from Patrice.
@@unclejimmyray HE’LL NEVER HOLD A CANDLE TO PATRICE
really got me at home, by myself, finishing his damn joke out loud, laughing my ass off like im there in the club. “What I say” 😂 dude killed it
The ending though, when you lose that argument saying you were listening.........”WHAT I SAy?”
This skit is absolutely perfection.
Can't tell you how many times I have said "Wow! That's crazy." , when I stopped paying attention and now need to fake it until she says enough to help me remember where we are at in the story.🙂
This was so on point and funny, I wish it was longer, so I watched it TWICE. You hilarious and so natural wit it!
“Days that it’s cat.... nigga it’s cat” haha
Just go with it 😂
1+1= 🐈⬛
Patrice was ahead of his time. He birthed a generation of men who are beginning g to get it.
GREAT SET!!!
I would love to see a special from him
I tell my girlfriends the story and tell my man the summary and that's love.
Need more like you in this world!
You're a keeper! Bless You!!!!!
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
You really do love that man 🤣🤣😭
“My dad said i’m a fighter, I’M A FIGHTER 😏” I LITERALLY SCREAMED
This wasnt a joke, this was a man speaking facts. Only solutions and facts
Actually, he gave no solutions. That's why his problem won't be solved. And neither will the men who agree without understanding why women do this.
SOLUTIONS:
Wives:
1 In the same way, you wives must accept the authority of your husbands. Then, even if some refuse to obey the Good News, your godly lives will speak to them without any words. They will be won over 2 by observing your pure and reverent lives.
3 Don’t be concerned about the outward beauty of fancy hairstyles, expensive jewelry, or beautiful clothes. 4 You should clothe yourselves instead with the beauty that comes from within, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is so precious to God. 5 This is how the holy women of old made themselves beautiful. They put their trust in God and accepted the authority of their husbands. 6 For instance, Sarah obeyed her husband, Abraham, and called him her master. You are her daughters when you do what is right without fear of what your husbands might do.
Husbands:
7 In the same way, you husbands must give honor to your wives. Treat your wife with understanding as you live together. She may be weaker than you are, but she is your equal partner in God’s gift of new life. Treat her as you should so your prayers will not be hindered.
1 Peter 3 NLT
@jdfodio there isn’t one standardized solution though, this is like trying to solve a rubix cube lol
@@jdfodio what the hell are u talkin bout lmao
@@pericopinero1035 tghe gay said there is no solutin just facts
"WELL WHAT DID I SAY THEN"
😭😂😂
Why you always asking me these kinds of questions? Finish the story...
Boy you know how many times I got hit with the “What I say??” 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh I get hit with this everyday