that one hurt my feelings because I'm black and I do that 😭😭 it's cheaper tho! and you don't gotta deal with the nasty off brand chocolate candies they be throwin in there
As a white woman i agree with him when i hear a white woman talk hood around her man but when she and I are alone she speaks the same as I which is "white". It's weird, just be yourself no matter who you are around, you get more respect for one.
What if her authentic self is talking hood? I think I hear you but Shit don’t make sense …. An “authentic” white woman is a woman who is white. Not a woman who talks like she just got an enema from a helium balloon. If I’m “talking white” to you, I’m either at work or I feel uncomfortable around you 🤷🏻♀️
@@norahe1953 i put white in quotation marks cuz it wasnt me quoting the term "white" as a type of talking, it was the comedian. I used it to be on the same page to express my opinion.
It really is one of those unexplainable mysteries. I started a new job and bought a new jacket soon before working there. Tell me why I had to explain myself when my wife found a blonde hair on my jacket when I don't even work anywhere near white people in the office? Let alone white women! Lol
This thread is hilarious. I am a hwyt with short, brown hair... I've found long, blonde hairs in my shit, at home several times and I don't even know anyone who has long, blonde hair at the moment... actually... could it be my next door neighbor's hair sometimes making their way into my space while I was quarantining? Life's great mysteries...
damn this was good. did anyone notice how he controlled the crowd the first 30 sec nobody is listening he start a conversation with the couple than killed it!!!!!!
After putting my feet up on the dash, making my own trail mix, and letting both of my cats sleep in the bed with me throughout my life I must say- his reporting seems accurate
The funniest thing I've watched in days. When he said touch me like an African touching snow for the first time I died cause I'm African. And then he said common decency to take thier hair off. Hilarious!!
This was one of the best sets I have seen on this channel. Not only is his timing and material perfect, but so is his audience engagement. Great stuff. :)
As an old white woman with mid length hair, you are Spot On - you can floss Everything with what falls out every minute. I find strands in places you never see! Lol!!! Laughed my now hairy a$$ off. Thank you for that as it does not happen much anymore.
When he said "flip flops in the rain & feet on the dashboard" I cracked up. He so right! I didn't know Black men associated that with us:)) He's hilarious.
What? XD your name is Hispanic and you thunk you're white and talk with an Penelope Cruz type English accents. And say "scumbag." And i bet you think -ez surnamed Spaniards are Hispanic with Latin English accents when they are white with Frank Lopez English accents. And they say "scumbag." Nuyoricans and Italians are not white and have Latin English accents and are Hispanic.
Yo, I moved out from living with my white roommate almost a year ago and I still find her hair when I do laundry right now. I'm like where is this long, blonde, curly hair coming from?????
yo....i dated a white girl back in college and i swear there would be so much hair in the sink that it would clog my drains. I'd wake up with hair in my mouth, and her dad really did stop talking to her...but oddly enough her moms loved me
Excellent timing and very funny. I love seeing guys like this. There are so many stand up guys with big names who aren't that funny at all. This guy was spot on and worked the crowd on some things that could've went south (sometimes the audience ain't ready for real talk)....BUT....he got stronger and funnier on each joke. Great set!!! Hilarious.
@@JB-bm1to that's assuming you're "hood" to begin with, which has always had negative connotations. Whatever was said to you wasn't the compliment you thought it was...
Lol me and my homeboy been saying the same thing for years. I want a white girl that wear flip flops in the winter, listen to John Mayer, and drive an Audi or a Jetta
@@brownhippiex496 I love STL. But being a Very Light Skinned gal on Chouteau got me cat calls and attention I really didn’t want. I was up there at the Style Lofts for a hair appt.
Thank you guys so much for all of the love!
Straight 🔥 🔥 🔥 keep it going fam
Keep it up
You stole that shit from Deon cole. #STOPTHEFAKECOMICS
Hilarious 😆
You are hilarious. Thank you bro I needed the laugh.
“You like 2 Chainz?”
“Yes I love jewelry. If you lose one, you still have another”
That got me😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
😂😂😂
Make her own trail mix?!?! That’s as pure as a bicycle rack on a Volvo!!!
So white, know the name of their accountant.
@@killerblingxbl ...or even just HAVE an accountant.
🤣🤣
that one hurt my feelings because I'm black and I do that 😭😭 it's cheaper tho! and you don't gotta deal with the nasty off brand chocolate candies they be throwin in there
But I make my own trail mix lmao
"1996 Allen Iverson braids" with the subsequent crossover was my point of complete collapse 🤣😭🤣😭. His timing & crowd control is impeccable
Yo I damn near spit
As a BLACK woman, I approve of this message.
"Feet on the dashboard on car rides" took me OUT!!! LMFAO!
I'll smack somebody ova that shit 🤣🤣🤣
the only thing worse than the feet on the dash is the foot print smudges they make on the windshield
I didn’t know that was a white woman thing 😂 it feels great
yo that shit was funny as fuck!
it's the accuracy for me lol
"It's like easter basket grass. All over you."
That shit was hilarious, because it's more than true. Dude is funny. Lmao
That was extremely hilarious. Easter basket grass
"I want a gluten-free, flip flops in ths rain, pumpkin spice latte...all the white ish" 😂😂
LOL
Classic
Im authentic white but its very hillbilly, plays the banjo, lives on a farm white
@Ethan Mays white americans are cool too
I lost it when he said "feet up on the dashboard" because I never ever seen a black girl do that shit. 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@@amen_ra6926 it shows you dudes pay attention
*His timing & delivery was impeccable throughout the whole set*
“I’m talking so white that when she start talking to me her family stop taking to her....we didn’t raise her like this” 😂😭
🤣😂 put her clean out the will
@@KINGBEEFHN59 Ooof 😂💀😭
But that sounds so horrible though, lol.
@@chevon1920 It is lol. I been there.
Yoooo 🤣🤣🤣
As a white woman i agree with him when i hear a white woman talk hood around her man but when she and I are alone she speaks the same as I which is "white". It's weird, just be yourself no matter who you are around, you get more respect for one.
Agreed! Her man should be insulted tbh. You’re not being authentic
What if her authentic self is talking hood? I think I hear you but Shit don’t make sense …. An “authentic” white woman is a woman who is white. Not a woman who talks like she just got an enema from a helium balloon. If I’m “talking white” to you, I’m either at work or I feel uncomfortable around you 🤷🏻♀️
@@norahe1953 i put white in quotation marks cuz it wasnt me quoting the term "white" as a type of talking, it was the comedian. I used it to be on the same page to express my opinion.
Hood isn't black either so what really going on here.
@@aja1108 you have a good point.
Lmfao , so white when she starts talkin to me , her parents stop talkin to her
Almost spit out my green tea at that line.
@@Guzwar Green tea 🍵 nice choice 👍
😂😂😂
One of the best lines!!😂😂😂
When I heard that I immediately came to the comments 🤣
The ability the black man has to overstand & communicate each personality archetype of other races while being humorous is a science.
"Easter Basket Grass" 😂
Telling you😂🤣😂
Man listen.... 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I was just about to comment this!! Lmfaoo
“Mayberry”...”Two chains”...”spider webs”...and “Easter egg grass”...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That spiderweb 🕸🕷 line had me rollin' 😂🤣🤣😂
I nearly choked 🤣💀😭😂
It really does feel like that sometimes 😭😂
It really is one of those unexplainable mysteries. I started a new job and bought a new jacket soon before working there. Tell me why I had to explain myself when my wife found a blonde hair on my jacket when I don't even work anywhere near white people in the office? Let alone white women! Lol
@@accentplaya18 lol 😆
This thread is hilarious. I am a hwyt with short, brown hair... I've found long, blonde hairs in my shit, at home several times and I don't even know anyone who has long, blonde hair at the moment...
actually... could it be my next door neighbor's hair sometimes making their way into my space while I was quarantining? Life's great mysteries...
“Flip flops in the rain…” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This one of those sets that got better and better as he went on... Hilarious.
Word!
Honestly when I started it I thought it was gunna be corny. I'm glad I kept going. I went from "this is gunna be corny" to tears of laughter
Same! He almost lost me in the beginning, but I’m glad I stuck it out.
damn this was good.
did anyone notice how he controlled the crowd
the first 30 sec nobody is listening
he start a conversation with the couple than killed it!!!!!!
that's dope you noticed that.
Mans a professional joke teller
That's called EXPERIENCE!
@ego lux invicta agree
I just don’t want to be a real bitch person and I don’t know bro what to do with this cause I
After putting my feet up on the dash, making my own trail mix, and letting both of my cats sleep in the bed with me throughout my life I must say- his reporting seems accurate
The funniest thing I've watched in days. When he said touch me like an African touching snow for the first time I died cause I'm African. And then he said common decency to take thier hair off. Hilarious!!
Same! Couldn't even get offended 😫
As an African I fell off my chair....😂😂😂😂😂Cause I know how excited I was to see snow
Yooooo I laughed so hard sooooooo freaking hard, the look on his face when he was touching the snow ❄️
@@donwade9800 I find it fanny too but for real it's snow in Africa too.
African here! Moved to Switzerland at 8 years old. Snow was cool… for a bit… 🤣😂
This was one of the funniest stand up segments I have ever watched. I am HOLLERING at 3am 😭😭😭😭
"aye babe, you like 2chainz".. "Yeah I love Jewelry" From that moment, took me out LOOOLL
Not her feet on rhe dashboard and let the cat sleep in the bed🤣🤣🤣
He said, "Feet on the dashboard on car rides." 🤣🤣🤣
This was one of the best sets I have seen on this channel. Not only is his timing and material perfect, but so is his audience engagement. Great stuff. :)
As an old white woman with mid length hair, you are Spot On - you can floss Everything with what falls out every minute. I find strands in places you never see! Lol!!! Laughed my now hairy a$$ off. Thank you for that as it does not happen much anymore.
With you my girl With YOU
@Lynn Smith shut up
Whats old to you?
😭😭😭😭😭😭 this was hilarious and wholesome
Hahahaha yeah pulling it out in the shower is always fun 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️😆
I fell out when saif that "candle wick" braid 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
Yoooo when he said "she got one braid that wraps all the way around and in the middle she got the candle wick" I LOST ITTTT 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Guilty! ☝🏾... 😂💀💀💀
That's the best style *for me.* 🤣🤣🤣
OMG RIGHT I HAD WATER IN MY MOUTH COMING THROUGH MY NOSE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.
The wick took me out 😂🤣🤣🤣
"You like two chains baby?" "Oh yes i love jewelry!" Bruhhh im ded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I came out the bathroom, I see this. My same hair cut sittin on the bed!"😂😂😂
ROTFL!!!
This part is what took me out! 😂😂😂😂😂
She n..... Got my girl clothes on...😭😭😭😭😭💆🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said "flip flops in the rain & feet on the dashboard" I cracked up.
He so right!
I didn't know Black men associated that with us:))
He's hilarious.
Yup we pay close attention 😉
What? XD your name is Hispanic and you thunk you're white and talk with an Penelope Cruz type English accents. And say "scumbag." And i bet you think -ez surnamed Spaniards are Hispanic with Latin English accents when they are white with Frank Lopez English accents. And they say "scumbag." Nuyoricans and Italians are not white and have Latin English accents and are Hispanic.
Detailed my sisters.
I hate when the feet come up. I dont care how long the trip because they ruin the whole drive once that air hit the feet.
“ when she start talking to me... her family stop talking to her” I felt that🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks!
“When she start talking to me, her family stop talking to her” 😩💀
She got braid wrapped around her head with the candle wic at the top🤣🤣🤣
I got 2 white roommates. They’ve never seen Friday. Hair be EVERYWHERE 😩
🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣😭
I want them, authentic authentic lmao
Lmao!
It’s all fun and games until you find their hair in your underwear....and y’all don’t even share a bathroom. 😭😭😭
He confirmed what we've been thinkin *FOR YEARS* 🎯😇🤷🏽♂️
Absolutely killed the whole effin set!!
Facts!!!
big facts!
White girls with dads don't date black guys.
From Beginning To End
a perfect set
This guys is naturally funny af. I wish him the best lol.
Them 96 Iversons! 😂🤣😂 I'm done bruh.... lmbooo.
We have snow in Africa by the way. Skiing in Lesotho in June and July. And Morocco and almost all mountains in Ethiopian, Algeria and Tunisia.
this is how you kill with facts. learn, children.
He took the looong road in order to throw shade at the weave. Genius fellow
Thats called crowd control man he had them with every joke. This guy is talented 👏
Im a black woman and I love pumpkin spice latte, I make my own trail mix and my dog sleeps in the bed with me lmao 😂😂
Aye babe you like 2chainz...yeah I love jewelry 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that shit went over the crowd head but im sittin in the car LMFAO!!!
the best series out there!
Comedy brings everyone together, yall have a blessed day
"White girl hair just sheds for no reasons" 🤣🤣🤣 I KNOW, I LIVE THIS LIFE AND APOLOGIZE CONSTANTLY 😭😭😭
After the “The family disowns her “ he should’ve reached out to get a Hi- Five from the crowd 🤣🤣
😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️ when she starts talking to me her family stops talking to her is beyond accurate OMG
LOL!! I had a white female roommate and there was hair everywhere. The bathroom was the worse. I always knew when she was in my room.😂😂😂
I know personally 😞 🤣🤣🤣
Yo, I moved out from living with my white roommate almost a year ago and I still find her hair when I do laundry right now. I'm like where is this long, blonde, curly hair coming from?????
All of that CSI Evidence 😂😂
That's cuz white womans hair is real hair
@@shannonrenis no it’s animal fur
This man got funnier as the set went on. Had the crowd in tears.
He's legit, I want to go on a hike on purpose on Saturday we want you to be authentic lmao.
hike on purpose 😂
@@ChocolateSundaes I am an Asian/Indian woman,why is this relatable!!!!!
hiking is a lot fun, i am black and i do this a lot with my non black friends
I go on hikes with my white husband on purpose some Saturday mornings. Lol
😂😂😂
I'm mad at how funny he is...😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
A puppy as a profile pic on Facebook kilt me 💀
"This generic, off-brand, white girl" LMAO
Went to Junior High wit bruh. He funny AF
Waaaaawwww I don't recall laughing from start to end for a stand up comedy..... Just -amazing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Thank you so much
The 1996 Allen Iverson braids is *HILARIOUS!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NOT THE EASTER BASKET GRASS 💀💀💀 hella core memory man lmao
"candle wick" !!!!!! I'm screaming!!!!! He a whole nut
Such a breath of fresh air to watch some comedy and escape.
So thankful this wasn't racist.
He's gonna make it BIG with relating to so many crowds.
MY GUY SAID TOUCH ME LIKE A AFRICAN TOUCHING SNOW FOR THE 1ST TIME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There us snow in africa
Best stand up I've seen in awhile. Tears of laughter, thank you.
This dude just described my wife! 😅
As an African who reacted that way when I first touched snow, I want to be mad but its true
This Great Value White Girl!!
Walmart special!
The last bit killed me “I dont know what happened to the bitch i brought home from the club but HE IS HERE”😂
That’s the comment I was looking for!!!!!
She had og Bobby Johnson corn rows. LoL
HAD ME ROLLING
Not OG Bobby Johnson 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That has to be where Tyler Perry got the design 😂😂
“Went through a spiderweb, Easter basket grass” LOL!!!
"You have a mother" 😂 "yeah I love jewelry" 🙌🔥💯
Thank you, i needed this in my life
yo....i dated a white girl back in college and i swear there would be so much hair in the sink that it would clog my drains. I'd wake up with hair in my mouth, and her dad really did stop talking to her...but oddly enough her moms loved me
@Open Minded 😂😂😂😂😂
Mom's are too empathetic. They also love when their sons turn out gay, and they think untrained dogs are cute.
I had a white mom who liked me because I was a square black guy and not a thug like her daughter's previous boyfriends.
That wasn’t odd that the moms loved you LOL
@Open Minded
Bbc is a myth so I'm sure she didn't.
Excellent timing and very funny. I love seeing guys like this. There are so many stand up guys with big names who aren't that funny at all. This guy was spot on and worked the crowd on some things that could've went south (sometimes the audience ain't ready for real talk)....BUT....he got stronger and funnier on each joke. Great set!!! Hilarious.
Dog, I'm crying. 😂😂 When he walked through that spider web, I lost it. Too relatable.
Why did no one say "love who you love, its 2019, racism is ridiculous"? Beautiful and true statement.
this dude is extraordinary...creative mind knows a creative mind...definitely gonna keep up with his work..
He got me at "touch me like an African touch snow for the first time " really funny .
OMFG! My wife's hair sheds everywhere!
@@shannonrenis that’s because it’s gross. Black hair that comes from the scalp don’t shed like that🤢
They shed cause they from the cave
@@shannonrenis from God duh do your research
Tried to sneak diss on the first comment then used god to back track. I hate people, you're not slick.
@@kennygwalk5328 it wasnt a sneak diss its str8 up in your face sir
He nailed it with the shedding! Agg it’s so aggravating! 🤣
The flip flops in the rain man😂😂😂😂
He is so clever.
Spot on...
Lmfao I tried to explain this to my white boyfriend. That I don't want him to be a "hood" white boy. 😂😂😂
Maybe he was attempting to meet you halfway. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
@@FlamingCockatiel thats a really sweet way to look at it!
right?! 😂😂😂I need a birkenstocks in the snow white guy who sleeps on the edge of a cliff for fun because life isn't hard enough white guy.
@@purplegirl8036 I'm showing this to my BF. "because life isn't hard enough" I'm lmfao 🤣 😂 💀 🤪 😅
@@JB-bm1to that's assuming you're "hood" to begin with, which has always had negative connotations.
Whatever was said to you wasn't the compliment you thought it was...
Lmao not the “candle wick”
That one got me too 🤣🤣🤣
Damn… this was one of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time.
She don’t really know her dad either 😂😂😂😂 feet on the dashboard during car rides!!! My man is a beast
He said " IT LOOK LIKE EASTER BASKET GRASS " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He a straight fool 🤣🤣🤣. That spider web piece I feel out 😝😝
Facts! If I wanted you to act like Keyshia... I would just go get Keyshia. Lizzy, just be you! 🤣
The hair joke is super duper accurate
Wasn't that first joke from Deon Cole Special?
New to ur comedy!...checking out ur older stuff...all the best ☀️🌻🐝🦋
Every comic on here is great but this dude kilt that for real
Facts!!
The O.G Bobby Johnson "thanks Ray Ray"🤣🤣🤣 If u know u know.
He said Great Value. That's Walmart's store brand.🤣🤣🤣🤣
No B.... you have a mother! 😂 I’m in 😭
This is a super-detailed rant. Well done comedy
"...candle wick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol me and my homeboy been saying the same thing for years. I want a white girl that wear flip flops in the winter, listen to John Mayer, and drive an Audi or a Jetta
There’s one Exactly like that every five feet here in St Louis.
@@The.Artistic.Squirrel very rare lol unless your in central west end or further out
@@brownhippiex496 yeah not a whole lot in North City or North County
@@brownhippiex496 I love STL. But being a Very Light Skinned gal on Chouteau got me cat calls and attention I really didn’t want. I was up there at the Style Lofts for a hair appt.
@@The.Artistic.Squirrel I understand . I’m not light skinned and it happens to me no matter how I’m looking.
Spider webs & Easter basket grass took me out!!!! LMAO!!!!