You know what my girl said when she broke up? "I'm gonna think you got back with your ex, so that it'll be easy for me to move on!" She accused me of something i didn't do, just so she won't feel guilty for dumping me after 7 years! Women are fuckin crazy!!
Girl: "What are you thinking about" Me: "Nothing" Girl: "What do you mean nothing. You should be thinking about something" Me: "I'm thinking that Pluto must be feeling really left-out at the end of our Solar System"
@@rvog6584 yea but my generation are a bunch of soft ass guys who forgot the meaning of what a man is. And to tell you the truth I don't even think there is going to be two genders anymore regularly you feel me ? It's just all fucked up now we are headed to a new era I guess
@@hbk2439 hey, i know it suks rite now if u focus on so much junk in pop culture. As a husband/dad/grandpa ... all i can tel u is ... real women apprct. real men ... da trik is findin both 2 spend time w/ [!]
@@hbk2439 To afford rent in a city and still maintain a fairly good standard of living both parents have now to work. Many boys like myself grew up without a father figure, strange to say that I found mine in prison.
I was laughing hard because I can really relate to this. But then, it suddenly hit me. If you think about it, though, women asking men what they're thinking and get mad when they get "nothing" and accuse you for that, is the actual opposite of when men asking women the same question and get the same answer and we, men, go "okay." and they get mad at you and accuse you for "not being interested in what they're really thinking because you didn't insist to get an answer".
This is actually true. Rather than get mad for me at least, it’s kinda more offensive like do they really not care about me?? I’ll have to change the mindset of mine, this was kinda a wake up call for me haha.
How is it possible not to think unless you are in a meditative state? I am a man and I think even when I am taking a shit. Are you all dimwits or am I the one thats fked?
I think he kept it to 15 minutes so that Women could digest it more Like he said, you gotta tell them what they wanna hear and won't believe the truth. If we ease them into it with 15 minutes, and then slowly push them to the truth, they'll have longer to understand
Yup my bf told me that he sent his 1 hr early morning one in d loo thinking of nothing which was unbelievable to me tht time but now thankx to thix man confirming it so eloquently…. Have no charges against my man now 😜
One thing I will never understand is why women expect men to be mind readers. Men are straightforward and emotionally simple! If you want something, then tell us! Don't make it a riddle 'cause we'll just give up!
complete bullshit. You don't want to hear what she really wants, you want a feel good quip from her to placate your own ego so you don't actually have to do any emotional heavy lifting or to actually correct your behaviour.
@@58479ishere no, I do not want to be a slave to a woman’s imagination and ever changing moods. You can’t just create a crisis every five seconds that a guy has to fix. Handle your own emotions like an adult.
@@58479ishere u have shown how overthinking are u.. just said what do u want in ur heart.. no need to give some hint , riddles.. when we "men" dont satisfy ur questions, u sulking.. u said u hate people hide something from u, but u hide everything from people n expect people to understand u.. are we scanner?? Have problems, talks.. avoid think about problems, think about solutions soo u can free from problems.. Some womens always condemn everything eventho with their same gender..
I'm not even in a romantic relationship but this is still relatable to how my best guys friend and I act and this constantly repeats more than I would like to admit 😂😂😂
He's right - I'm 36 weeks and pregnant and nesting - I'm thinking abouot my grocery list; the laundry; shipping orders, etc etc.My husband tells me to calm down and I told him I'm trying to get everything in order before the baby comes - then he says when the baby comes, the baby is going to naturally out of order - you won't be able to control him no matter how prepared you are - and my husband is right LMFAO
Actually this is true. Men, sometimes think they are over thinking thier brain with work, monthly bill etc etc. Its a blessing that man can just "remove" anything from their mind and be in relax mode, just like that. Zero, and empty. Its almost like a recovery mode. Men can relax in this state and use their brain in another things important next time.
My ex used to do this to me all the fucking time and eventually I just started making shit up I’d be like “how beautiful you are” or “how lucky I am to have you” cause apparently the truth is never satisfying whether it’s “nothing” or “how glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle”.
I would rather they just chill out too...or ask a specific question they want to talk about. Highly open ended questions like "what are you thinking about?" are brain scramblers. I think "Shit! Now I have make up some sort of topic to avoid jealousy, suspicion, arguments and chaos when I was happy as a clam doing nothing, thinking nothing enjoying myself".
relatable af..!!!! When i used to have that 15 mins of thoughtless space.... my ex always thought i was thinking that " i am not happy with her ... she aint the one ... " ... and then when i told the truth (notthinn') a series of accusations immediately 😂😂😂 !!!!
That is sooooooo true ( I am a woman). I wish I had known this decades ago. My husband would have a different life ..... pls post more footage, you are brilliant!
This is scary accurate...10 years of marriage and still want to be inside my head to see what I'm thinking about, which is non of no one's business (even on empty mind relaxing)
i remember my grandfather he always sitting under the mango tree and just sitting there for an hour after hour staring afar.i got curious because he always do that practically everyday. i ask him what are you thinking and he said nothing. 😂😂
This is wholly accurate and I wish we women were told this early in life about men because it would save a lot of grief for both parties. I only learned about it when my guy friend and I got in an argument because I couldn't fathom that he was sitting and not thinking about any. single. thing. And I do personally fear I'll go insane if I don't have a thought running through my head.
Well as a girl, alot ask me what I'm thinking about because I would usually just zone out and swim into my own thoughts. Now the weird thing is, I don't know what to answer because usually I'm either thinking when I should eat or what should I eat or organizing in my head what to do first ( like cleaning, studying, watching anime, gym......). The annoying thing is I do answer and say the truth and they just look at me like as if I lied. I think the problem about me is that when I'm in my own thoughts I usually smile or have weird face expressions. 😂
Omg! This dude is so accurate about the women and thoughts issue. I can't count how many times a woman that I've been in a relationship with said those exact words that always led to an argument.🤣 My response would be exactly how Russell responded!🤣🤣🤣👍
I showed this to my at-the-time girlfriend, and i could remember her look of absolute confusion. At first she thought the joke was an exaggeration of a kernel of psychological truth. I had to explain to her how reality is much more like the joke than she thought. It's fascinating how the "wiring" of a man's brain can be at times incomprehensible to a woman, and vice versa.
I’m a woman, and when I was in school I usually did not pay attention in class and I’d usually think about random things like “Is Jar Jar really a Sith Lord?”. But then again, I was never thinking nothing 🤣
Oh maan..this is so true.. I usually have this when me and my Colleagues having a meeting with our boss and he explaining what our target should be and finishing it before the end of the month😂😂😂
that's why when i literally don't think about anything and be asked, I just answer some random wild shit like "ahh i was thinking about my cars blinker fluid" and everything is fine
I saw Russell Peters once and only once. He apparently did the same exact jokes from a previous recorded live show. The people in the audience knew the jokes and punch lines and were spewing them out before he could. The audience completely killed the mood. Never again
@@tabiakhan9870 OH REALLY. Thanks for explaining. I was so lost at what a comedian, who I googled, and have been watching for years, was actually doing here. Thanks for solving that mystery for me.
Me: quietly doing my thing Gets a strange vibe Looks over at husband Husband: chewing fingernails nervously and frowning Me: I'll let him do his thing 5 minutes later Husband staring pensively in the distance Me: baby, what are you thinking about? Him: nothing 5 minutes later Me: baby, is something wrong? Him: nothing's wrong Me: lets him do his thing 5 minutes later Him: I just think, what if I put the wrong fins on my surfboard tomorrow?? And there you have it 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️ the 15 minutes 😂😂
I always stare off into space, no thoughts at all, my dad would keep asking me what I'm thinking about, apparently i make a really serious face when I think of nothing, I always said nothing, and he asked me how that's possible, so any time I'd zone out, and he'd pass by or ask me, i just try think of something or I'd just think about why I don't have anything to think about...
Me: Oh yes that girl is fucking amazing, just look at her figure. I can’t wait to use her TONIGHT!! I want to caress and outline her shape with my fingers, turn her on and listen to the sounds she makes when I use her. I’m gonna think of her, admire her and clean her EVERYDAY BOI!! Just look at that beauty! She has the most powerful processor and graphics card I’ve ever seen, with a 4K resolution screen, over 4.0 GHz and 16 GB of RAM! And 3 TB of storage space!! I bet I could get over 1000fps on it! OH IM SO EXCITE- Wai-What’s wrong babe why do you look so mad?
@@danielbarrios266 Well anyway, let us not use the word "stole" because it is not appropriate, let us just use "similar" instead. Both comedians were good.
I hate when my ex's "15 minutes of nothing" happened exactly when I was trying to share my thoughts with him.. Which is like all the time! He just never listened.
Woman: Shares thoughts Men: Ok Woman: What do you mean Ok?! Woman: Shares thoughts Man: Well then, you probably think that way because.. here's a solution. Woman: I don't need you to mansplain and come up with a solution, I'm not an idiot. Woman: Shares thoughts Man: Uh-huh. Yes. I agree. Ok. Woman: Are you really listening? Home is where we should be able to rest so we can recharge for another day of work. Men will talk to you sincerely as long as it remains a discussion. Otherwise, we'd rather do something else or sleep to avoid any unnecessary argument that you've been cooking.
@@eustacehendrix9659 Actually it's none of these dude. You just have to express your sympathy with words that show care, u don't even need words sometimes you can just be you with your expressions. If she asks for solution then say what you think might help the situation. There you go, easy.
@@Nobody-hc3fp Oh yeah. Just like my EX used to say. Express sympathy to my panic attacks and just be there so its not as bad. Meanwhile my solution helped her overcome it after struggling for years even though she didn't want a solution and was very against it in the start. Women tend to think that emotions > logic is always the case. When something has been bothering you for a long ass time and you just seek emotional support or distractions in order to reduce the problem or forget about it then you NEED A SOLUTION. Solutions are there so you don't end up bottling 50 different problems on top of each other and then burst it out on your man because he "doesn't understand you". When most of the damn time he damn well knows what you need but you don't even think you need it. I mean that's why men are on top of everything, rationality isn't short term solution. If something f-ed up happened in your life then you need support for the time being. But after a while you MUST address it for you and for your partner. Because it will always backfire. Example - your ex cheated on you and now you have trust issues. You distract yourself with alcohol, friends and all that shit and eventually you forget. But the trauma and thoughts are always inside your head. And that's when you find a new partner you will be obsessed with his life. You don't give a shit about his privacy, you have no trust in him. And all that is because you're too busy defending your feelings from something that might not even happen rather than realizing that not everybody is like your ex and that you just picked the wrong person for currently unknown reason for you - because you don't want to go deeper into your emotions and see what went wrong. When a woman shares something with her boyfriend its often a problem she currently has that she prefers to b1tch about rather than work on it. Some things are better when you rant about them - Sure. But most of the time its you digging yourself into a deeper grave while taking your significant other in the meantime.
Woman: "What are you thinking about?"
Man: "Nothing."
Woman: "WHO IS SHE?"
Oh that sounds like me😅
😂
You know what my girl said when she broke up? "I'm gonna think you got back with your ex, so that it'll be easy for me to move on!" She accused me of something i didn't do, just so she won't feel guilty for dumping me after 7 years! Women are fuckin crazy!!
@Ian Kim becoming doctor isn't easy bro. Are you a doctor
@@roseintheheather9409 dam ... You don't tryst your own bf ? Lol yet you are dating waaaajhh!! Fcked up people
GF: “ I wonder what he is thinking about”
My brain: *fax machine noise*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
Or dial up modem sound
Ахахаххахахахахха
Mine is more like a 1980s dial tone from a rotary phone.
“Men can sit they’re for 15 minutes thinking about nothing”
Me: I do that everyday at school but for an entire classe
Ryan Hamzehloo word up!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🙌🏻
He said men
Stay focused in school bruh
Same but rather 15min it's more like 15 hours....
That "Promise" bit really hit home with me. xD
i dont make promises i cant keep
@Bee Black for u it is
i never lie
Woman: He's probably thinking about other girls
Man: *screensaver*
Makes you stop and really think...and how did men start in power long ago??😅🤣
If I knew for sure this was true, I would finally have peace of mind in my life... But something in my overthinking brain tells me it can't be so...
@@janettmusic It is true. We usually don't spend a lot of time thinking about girls. The screen saver is a form of de-stressing/reflection.
@@janettmusicnah he probably is thinking about other girls lol maybe not too much though
Girl: "What are you thinking about"
Me: "Nothing"
Girl: "What do you mean nothing. You should be thinking about something"
Me: "I'm thinking that Pluto must be feeling really left-out at the end of our Solar System"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Send your girl to pluto. They deserve each other
I was thinking about Uranus....
Yep, start scripting your answers and try to be as random as possible. If a sea cucumber crawl around in circles, will it ever starve?
I would have loved to hear that thought personally! Lol I feel the same!
“men can sit there and think about nothing”
this was before we were all addicted to social media
I can still find that blank space sometimes.
@@rvog6584 yea but my generation are a bunch of soft ass guys who forgot the meaning of what a man is. And to tell you the truth I don't even think there is going to be two genders anymore regularly you feel me ? It's just all fucked up now we are headed to a new era I guess
@@hbk2439 hey, i know it suks rite now if u focus on so much junk in pop culture. As a husband/dad/grandpa ... all i can tel u is ... real women apprct. real men ... da trik is findin both 2 spend time w/ [!]
@@hbk2439 To afford rent in a city and still maintain a fairly good standard of living both parents have now to work. Many boys like myself grew up without a father figure, strange to say that I found mine in prison.
A few funny and car you tube vids is as far as i get,but i am from the generation that got the strap.
They cut the best part after that when Russel said “I was thinking about how beautiful you are....and that’s the first time men lied to woman!”
fatullah wahap But That’s the second time. Because the first time is “I promise I won’t lie to you”
May be he'll upload later like part 2....
Damn true
fatullah wahap hope they see and upload other wise this is sht
That's exactly what I have told my wife, now when I'm high I tell her exactly what I'm thinking and she looks at me like I'm crazy
I was laughing hard because I can really relate to this. But then, it suddenly hit me.
If you think about it, though, women asking men what they're thinking and get mad when they get "nothing" and accuse you for that, is the actual opposite of when men asking women the same question and get the same answer and we, men, go "okay." and they get mad at you and accuse you for "not being interested in what they're really thinking because you didn't insist to get an answer".
More excuses to lie
th-cam.com/video/HA4_emDKc1M/w-d-xo.html
This is actually true. Rather than get mad for me at least, it’s kinda more offensive like do they really not care about me?? I’ll have to change the mindset of mine, this was kinda a wake up call for me haha.
remember when those situations arrive just dont say anything and go to the bedroom and take a blanket and pillow to the couch.
What 2000 sitcom show are you watching lmao. Women don’t do that
@@forcomments7800 Found the feminist
This was actually quite helpful. My husband always says he's thinking about nothing, and I didn't believe him.
I'm sorry but.....that's not a healthy relationship lol.
on the opposite side, I always have to make up something to avoid saying "nothing" to my wife because I know she would never believe it.
most of the time ....man remain stoned, some call it stoicism.
@@theemperor1379 What exactly?
How is it possible not to think unless you are in a meditative state? I am a man and I think even when I am taking a shit. Are you all dimwits or am I the one thats fked?
Men: nothing
Women: something , secret.
And when they say this to each other, they always end up translating it to their own answers😂
Fernanda Lee fucking generating conspiracies and then some how come to the conclusion that your guilty of something
I can go a day without thinking...I mean its not that hard...
😁🤣😂
😂
Women do yoga and meditation and stuff just to glimpse the bliss that men feel in their 15 minutes of swag time...
Oh, boy, you have no idea how right you are
So true!!!!
Best comment ever 🤣
Well that's why more men are into gurus and yogis then women
@@devikamenon8605 men do yogas just because so that women won't ask them what they're thinking about
When a comedians talks seriously, he can literally make you cry.
Men we all know we can do it longer than 15 minutes 🤣
Days sometimes... 😬
I can sit in my easy chair and sit for an hour and think about nothing, a great feeling of power
I think he kept it to 15 minutes so that Women could digest it more
Like he said, you gotta tell them what they wanna hear and won't believe the truth. If we ease them into it with 15 minutes, and then slowly push them to the truth, they'll have longer to understand
I can do this all day
Yup my bf told me that he sent his 1 hr early morning one in d loo thinking of nothing which was unbelievable to me tht time but now thankx to thix man confirming it so eloquently…. Have no charges against my man now 😜
One thing I will never understand is why women expect men to be mind readers.
Men are straightforward and emotionally simple! If you want something, then tell us! Don't make it a riddle 'cause we'll just give up!
They want chaos and confusion. You’re welcome.
@@Thenamewithoutnumbers fax
complete bullshit. You don't want to hear what she really wants, you want a feel good quip from her to placate your own ego so you don't actually have to do any emotional heavy lifting or to actually correct your behaviour.
@@58479ishere no, I do not want to be a slave to a woman’s imagination and ever changing moods. You can’t just create a crisis every five seconds that a guy has to fix. Handle your own emotions like an adult.
@@58479ishere u have shown how overthinking are u.. just said what do u want in ur heart.. no need to give some hint , riddles.. when we "men" dont satisfy ur questions, u sulking.. u said u hate people hide something from u, but u hide everything from people n expect people to understand u.. are we scanner?? Have problems, talks.. avoid think about problems, think about solutions soo u can free from problems.. Some womens always condemn everything eventho with their same gender..
I'm not even in a romantic relationship but this is still relatable to how my best guys friend and I act and this constantly repeats more than I would like to admit 😂😂😂
Nobody:
Women: Wondering what is going inside his head
That meme huh?
Woman: what is he thinking?
Man's head: do i snore at night?
Woman:What is he thinking
Patrice: Would I fuck a woman if she didn't have a nose?
Woman: I bet he’s thinking of other girls
Man: Do regular dogs see police dogs and go “oh shit it’s the cops”?
Yes 😂
He's right - I'm 36 weeks and pregnant and nesting - I'm thinking abouot my grocery list; the laundry; shipping orders, etc etc.My husband tells me to calm down and I told him I'm trying to get everything in order before the baby comes - then he says when the baby comes, the baby is going to naturally out of order - you won't be able to control him no matter how prepared you are - and my husband is right LMFAO
Babies = start of most depressing time in life
@@forefatherofmankind3305 No not at all. It sucks in the beginning but afterwards they get really cute and fun
hope your labor went safe 🙏🍀
@@EB-gt1pq so true.. when you have a baby your sleeping time will be the first thing that will fck up.. LOL
If being lazy and the possibility of doing nothing is at stake, we can come with some pretty good and convincing excuses... 😂😂
"you tell her the truth and thats not what she wanted to hear" me with my mom every single day🙄🙄
That’s so true how men tend to just sit and stare in to space and think about nothing, I know I do 😂
"share with me" 😂 yeah it's the most important in this era, to share everything with everyone
*I was in my "Nothing Zone" less than 5mins before watching this...*
🤯
Probably during watching this, too!
Good!
And then you thought let's just watch some TH-cam and now here you are.
I was in my nothing zone while watching this video
I go to nothing zone in class all the time
HES BACK! HIS CHANNEL IS COILING I TELL YOU, COILING
That'd be goooooooood
CO I LI NG
Cha Cha Real Smooth in the toilet lol
HIS SUBSCRIBER COUNT IS THE LENGTH OF HIS BLOODY ARM
COOIIILLLLINNNG
I took a break from Russel, watched gazillions of other comedians, I still think he's the best that there is period
Turns out guys have been meditating all this time 🤷♀️
Holta Hashorva That just might save every man in the future from an argument.
Woman: What are you thinking about?
Man: Babe, I'm meditating.
Melvin Luna well...there you go, youre welcome everybody 😅👍
Sometimes u have to maintain a distance like personal space even being in a relationship
Suraj Sharma well ofcourse, even your shadow leaves u alone sometimes
Well i used it on my gf and it didn't work.
Turns out she now wants to know what i was thinking while meditating...smh
Actually women think that they underthink and that is why they overthink....
And men do the opposite
🙃
Actually this is true. Men, sometimes think they are over thinking thier brain with work, monthly bill etc etc. Its a blessing that man can just "remove" anything from their mind and be in relax mode, just like that. Zero, and empty. Its almost like a recovery mode. Men can relax in this state and use their brain in another things important next time.
Now this is the f***ing truth my friend! 👆🏾
Check out my breakup song, it was very therapeutic 👍😎 th-cam.com/video/yBXO0wrogsY/w-d-xo.html
Asa man I never overthink mostly because I never think about shit I just do it
This makes sense
My ex used to do this to me all the fucking time and eventually I just started making shit up I’d be like “how beautiful you are” or “how lucky I am to have you” cause apparently the truth is never satisfying whether it’s “nothing” or “how glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle”.
Haha nice man 😂😂
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Isn’t it covered in some kind of lube
That woman impression kinda sounds like Minnie Mouse 🐭
Don't you mean Minnie Mouse.
most guys' impression of a woman is 2 raise voice pitch by, say, an octive ... & dats wot u get. :-)
Was thinking Ms. Piggy
@@MohamedAli-mp7wd who is voiced ... by a guy goin up an octive+ :-)
Bro🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
Even if I've seen this bit for 10 times, it still makes me smile
What a blessing that you can just sit there and think of nothing. My brain is always so active, I feel drained all the time.
"What are you thinking about?"
How it was so nice and quiet like a still pond. Then you had to come and cannonball into it.
LMAO! 😂
ROFLMAO, this is gold! hahaha!
LOL
😳😅
I just got divorced because my wife always asked me the same question and I always said “nothing”.
Lol
Thats d funniest divorce
That a lie
Asim Khan 😂😂😂 damn
Depends what the question was I guess!
Really
Women: Where did you get the balls ?
Men: Costco! got a jar !!!
I was born with them.
I got mine from Dick’s sporting goods
You got that from another stand up of his😂
Christian Garza yes the context is same 👶
Hahahahah...a big jarrr of them in Costco
Women: "I bet he's thinking about other girls"
Men: "Monke"
This is the reason he is one of the best comedians!! Hilarious! Happened to me thousands of times.
I would rather they just chill out too...or ask a specific question they want to talk about. Highly open ended questions like "what are you thinking about?" are brain scramblers. I think "Shit! Now I have make up some sort of topic to avoid jealousy, suspicion, arguments and chaos when I was happy as a clam doing nothing, thinking nothing enjoying myself".
relatable af..!!!!
When i used to have that 15 mins of thoughtless space.... my ex always thought i was thinking that " i am not happy with her ... she aint the one ... " ... and then when i told the truth (notthinn') a series of accusations immediately 😂😂😂 !!!!
hm, tells us moar bout her den u [!!]
Its sad that people separate become x, y, z
So true
Kumarkanti Bhattacharya 😂😂 I’ll keep this in mind with the next guy I date
.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always love Russell since the moment I discovered him online. His jokes are really funny
That is sooooooo true ( I am a woman). I wish I had known this decades ago. My husband would have a different life ..... pls post more footage, you are brilliant!
I had several arguments with my wife over "thinking nothing" 😂😂😂
This is just bringing back bad memories, too true for me to laugh.
Russell Peters have such an amazing talent , he'll create humor in any kind of people
I swear this man is spying on my love life
This is scary accurate...10 years of marriage and still want to be inside my head to see what I'm thinking about, which is non of no one's business (even on empty mind relaxing)
No Russell!!! Y u spillin the beans?!?!
Russell: "Guys have the ability to sit there for like 15 minutes, stare off into space and think about nothing."
Audience : Standing ovation.
Thats a higher level of meditation.
Damn he's so right tho
@jami0070 from Crepuscule, right after sunset. Twilight or dusk.
@ShitGotReal could be fadjr too. Cause it's about the moment in-between dark and light.
Like a split personality?
Crepusculla so change your thinking
@@HishamAlNahla no
I never ask my husband about his "nothing" time. I have plenty of my own thoughts to think about.
@Gorigori Yasno- 🤣🤣🤣......yeah, every women says that!!!!!
i remember my grandfather he always sitting under the mango tree and just sitting there for an hour after hour staring afar.i got curious because he always do that practically everyday. i ask him what are you thinking and he said nothing. 😂😂
That’s me, I’ll pause and just stare and not think.
This is wholly accurate and I wish we women were told this early in life about men because it would save a lot of grief for both parties. I only learned about it when my guy friend and I got in an argument because I couldn't fathom that he was sitting and not thinking about any. single. thing. And I do personally fear I'll go insane if I don't have a thought running through my head.
1:40 that is what us men do when we wake up in the morning a full 15 minutes of sitting down think of nothing come back to reality and get up
His woman's voice sounds like Miss Piggy!
Spot on!
Maybe he is overthinking.
🤣🤣🤣
Well as a girl, alot ask me what I'm thinking about because I would usually just zone out and swim into my own thoughts. Now the weird thing is, I don't know what to answer because usually I'm either thinking when I should eat or what should I eat or organizing in my head what to do first ( like cleaning, studying, watching anime, gym......). The annoying thing is I do answer and say the truth and they just look at me like as if I lied. I think the problem about me is that when I'm in my own thoughts I usually smile or have weird face expressions. 😂
I don't come out of my 'nothing' time until the screensaver hit the corner perfectly
Omg! This dude is so accurate about the women and thoughts issue. I can't count how many times a woman that I've been in a relationship with said those exact words that always led to an argument.🤣
My response would be exactly how Russell responded!🤣🤣🤣👍
i've had this argument with men in the past...i wish i knew about the nothing zone. maybe i'd still be married.
Always happy to see a new Russell Peters video. my favorite comedian of this age.
Oh my god I always tell my man about my dreams and he never tell me his bc he never remembers!! This is so accurate
I can take a deep breath, and make it all go blank and peaceful
Russell Peters is my favorite comedian.
never got into any relationship but i had the best laugh over this. i chocked!!
I showed this to my at-the-time girlfriend, and i could remember her look of absolute confusion. At first she thought the joke was an exaggeration of a kernel of psychological truth. I had to explain to her how reality is much more like the joke than she thought. It's fascinating how the "wiring" of a man's brain can be at times incomprehensible to a woman, and vice versa.
She: he must be thinking about that sales girl from super market
He: what happens when we create a black hole in laboratory 🤔
I was looking for something deep and intellectual but this was the best I could find.
Russel Peter's is a king of comedy
I’m a woman, and when I was in school I usually did not pay attention in class and I’d usually think about random things like “Is Jar Jar really a Sith Lord?”. But then again, I was never thinking nothing 🤣
Oh maan..this is so true.. I usually have this when me and my Colleagues having a meeting with our boss and he explaining what our target should be and finishing it before the end of the month😂😂😂
that's why when i literally don't think about anything and be asked, I just answer some random wild shit like "ahh i was thinking about my cars blinker fluid" and everything is fine
😂😂😂🤣 it's us girls 😂😂😂
I saw Russell Peters once and only once. He apparently did the same exact jokes from a previous recorded live show. The people in the audience knew the jokes and punch lines and were spewing them out before he could. The audience completely killed the mood. Never again
Woman: "what you thinking about"
Man: "non"
Woman: "Oh Really😡😡"
Man:" Well, I'm thinking about what is Obama's last name 🤔"
-King- Dragon- LMAO
I think I’ve seen that before, someone asking what his surname is even though they’re already saying it.
Him: “And that’s the first time we lie to you”
Women in audience: *laugh and applaud*
...
Cuz it is a joke
@@tabiakhan9870 OH REALLY. Thanks for explaining. I was so lost at what a comedian, who I googled, and have been watching for years, was actually doing here. Thanks for solving that mystery for me.
@@BigRigsss youre welcome
Me: quietly doing my thing
Gets a strange vibe
Looks over at husband
Husband: chewing fingernails nervously and frowning
Me: I'll let him do his thing
5 minutes later
Husband staring pensively in the distance
Me: baby, what are you thinking about?
Him: nothing
5 minutes later
Me: baby, is something wrong?
Him: nothing's wrong
Me: lets him do his thing
5 minutes later
Him: I just think, what if I put the wrong fins on my surfboard tomorrow??
And there you have it 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️ the 15 minutes 😂😂
Thank you!!! It's not nothing!!
This is my favorite Red, White And Brown bonus clip.
Stare at an open space and think about nothing🤣 Quite true
Man I wish I could go to one of his showings
Sure but don't seat at the front he will literally roast u 😆😆😆
@@puffpuffpanda4383 no he won't. He will figuratively roast you. It would be illegal for him to literally roast someone
@@Mzmissy215 🙄🙄
I went to his show in Tokyo 2 years ago. Think he is funnier when he was younger
@@Mzmissy215 😂😂😂
I always stare off into space, no thoughts at all, my dad would keep asking me what I'm thinking about, apparently i make a really serious face when I think of nothing, I always said nothing, and he asked me how that's possible, so any time I'd zone out, and he'd pass by or ask me, i just try think of something or I'd just think about why I don't have anything to think about...
I love you Russell Peters! 😂😂😂 You're absolutely correct about this! Haha. Love from Indonesia!
He is right. I can sit like that for 15 minutes or even more and thats a blessing in this erA
1000000% Facts I will bring up this video every time the question is asked. 🤣
This is so true, it must be shared with everyone I know.
Those 15 minutes you’re talking about lasts about 15 hours with me
My wife did wake up being mad at me for stuff I did in her dream! 🤣
M-Omar H.B nothing... u do realized I said in her dream, right?
I literally spaced off and startes watching again right when he talks about it lmao
The way you mimic women is funny 🤣🤣
Women: I wonder what he's thinking about...
My brain: *DVD screen saver*
That screensaver joke went right over GenZ's head
Hillllarious! And true af!!😄 I'm gonna show this video as answer whenever she will ask 'what're you thinking about'? 😂
I'd love to see this fella live 😂👌
This is one of his best routines. So funny and true
His imitation of a lady sound like Mickey mouse.
Me - staring at a dope dream gaming PC
Girlfriend - what you staring at ? A girl ? More pretty than me ?
Me - in mind * bi*ch seriously?
Me: Oh yes that girl is fucking amazing, just look at her figure. I can’t wait to use her TONIGHT!! I want to caress and outline her shape with my fingers, turn her on and listen to the sounds she makes when I use her. I’m gonna think of her, admire her and clean her EVERYDAY BOI!! Just look at that beauty! She has the most powerful processor and graphics card I’ve ever seen, with a 4K resolution screen, over 4.0 GHz and 16 GB of RAM! And 3 TB of storage space!! I bet I could get over 1000fps on it! OH IM SO EXCITE- Wai-What’s wrong babe why do you look so mad?
@@acethefiredragon8525Genius!
Yeah, you really should not have a girlfriend.
@RagingThunder back at you
It is a similar joke with "Laugh your way into marriage", well I hope I got the right title. It has a "Nothing box: joke on it too, try watch it.
Christopher Simon San Diego
I noticed that too. He totally stole Mark Grungor’s joke
@@danielbarrios266 Well anyway, let us not use the word "stole" because it is not appropriate, let us just use "similar" instead. Both comedians were good.
Yup totally copied!
Comedians use other comedians' jokes however slightly. They just use it differently. I guess some of you are new to this joke business.
Christopher Simon San Diego I agree. I was going to type the same.
“I promise” 😂
That "promise" thing is too true.
I hate when my ex's "15 minutes of nothing" happened exactly when I was trying to share my thoughts with him.. Which is like all the time! He just never listened.
Or when he would fall asleep when I would be sharing my thoughts while crying! Whaaaat tf..
Woman: Shares thoughts
Men: Ok
Woman: What do you mean Ok?!
Woman: Shares thoughts
Man: Well then, you probably think that way because.. here's a solution.
Woman: I don't need you to mansplain and come up with a solution, I'm not an idiot.
Woman: Shares thoughts
Man: Uh-huh. Yes. I agree. Ok.
Woman: Are you really listening?
Home is where we should be able to rest so we can recharge for another day of work. Men will talk to you sincerely as long as it remains a discussion. Otherwise, we'd rather do something else or sleep to avoid any unnecessary argument that you've been cooking.
@@eustacehendrix9659 Actually it's none of these dude. You just have to express your sympathy with words that show care, u don't even need words sometimes you can just be you with your expressions. If she asks for solution then say what you think might help the situation. There you go, easy.
@@Nobody-hc3fp Oh yeah. Just like my EX used to say.
Express sympathy to my panic attacks and just be there so its not as bad. Meanwhile my solution helped her overcome it after struggling for years even though she didn't want a solution and was very against it in the start. Women tend to think that emotions > logic is always the case. When something has been bothering you for a long ass time and you just seek emotional support or distractions in order to reduce the problem or forget about it then you NEED A SOLUTION. Solutions are there so you don't end up bottling 50 different problems on top of each other and then burst it out on your man because he "doesn't understand you". When most of the damn time he damn well knows what you need but you don't even think you need it. I mean that's why men are on top of everything, rationality isn't short term solution. If something f-ed up happened in your life then you need support for the time being. But after a while you MUST address it for you and for your partner. Because it will always backfire.
Example - your ex cheated on you and now you have trust issues. You distract yourself with alcohol, friends and all that shit and eventually you forget. But the trauma and thoughts are always inside your head. And that's when you find a new partner you will be obsessed with his life. You don't give a shit about his privacy, you have no trust in him. And all that is because you're too busy defending your feelings from something that might not even happen rather than realizing that not everybody is like your ex and that you just picked the wrong person for currently unknown reason for you - because you don't want to go deeper into your emotions and see what went wrong.
When a woman shares something with her boyfriend its often a problem she currently has that she prefers to b1tch about rather than work on it. Some things are better when you rant about them - Sure. But most of the time its you digging yourself into a deeper grave while taking your significant other in the meantime.
I honestly wish I could stop thinking sometimes😭
I understand
Russell the legend
Couldn’t have been more accurate. We’re either thinking about nothing or something really stupid 😂
Sounds like a real slacker to me! 😂