I Accidentally Went on a Gay Date - Barry Brewer - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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  • @ChocolateSundaes
    @ChocolateSundaes  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    We have a 24/7 nonstop comedy stream! Watch it here: th-cam.com/video/37-X4eYGOFY/w-d-xo.html

    • @josecrispin1140
      @josecrispin1140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I

    • @josecrispin1140
      @josecrispin1140 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😊 w

    • @Oub2000
      @Oub2000 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This happened to me once.

  • @BethJehovah
    @BethJehovah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28272

    He never been treated like a queen before. 😂

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

      You know how much that date cost?
      Dude gave him the world

    • @opalfishsparklequasar8663
      @opalfishsparklequasar8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      😀💖💎🏆🌟🎯

    • @kholomokolo
      @kholomokolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@futurehofer1564 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBrowserAcct
      @TheBrowserAcct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Deadass. A good dude will make you feel amazing! 👏🏾😇😭

    • @tinaturner7696
      @tinaturner7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@futurehofer1564 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop itt

  • @RoccHard13
    @RoccHard13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6397

    “I’m still getting dressed I’ll be down in a minute”
    😂😂

  • @AgentK87
    @AgentK87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7454

    "He took me on a date, and I was the girl, and I LIKED IT!" Dude, so perfect 😂

    • @kesalawheeler
      @kesalawheeler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @layne10britt
      @layne10britt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      When I tell you I snorted so hard at that line! 🤣 I sounded like the whole pig farm 🐷 🐷

    • @newdayz715
      @newdayz715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@layne10britt Omgawd me tooooo 🤣😭😭😭😩

    • @Modelcitizenmusic
      @Modelcitizenmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I laughed so hard I was asked if I was alright

    • @mydreamquest
      @mydreamquest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      “I’ll be down in a minute, I’m still getting dressed”-😹😹😹😹😹 he being’ a tease and didn’t even know it

  • @imthegabrielleg
    @imthegabrielleg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4420

    That man didn’t just take him on a date he TOOK HIM ON A DATE!!!

    • @BethJehovah
      @BethJehovah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      They made memories together. 😆

    • @crystalsmith1707
      @crystalsmith1707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      And remember, HE WAS THE GIRL! LMAFAO

    • @hiko7386
      @hiko7386 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@crystalsmith1707AND HE LIKED IT 😂

    • @username15yearsago52
      @username15yearsago52 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@hiko7386 I mean I would like it too 😂

    • @SL-hq9mg
      @SL-hq9mg ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@Vero E it's alluding to a song. "I kissed a girl and I liked it"

  • @Joe_Cool48
    @Joe_Cool48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16186

    “I’m not gay, but season tickets are season tickets…”

  • @nwgal7937
    @nwgal7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10913

    This guy had me at “I’m still getting dressed, I’ll be down in a minute”.

    • @Mad.Dog.Murdoch
      @Mad.Dog.Murdoch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Me too! I lost it lol

    • @NikhileshSurve
      @NikhileshSurve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      He had me when he was giving his number & then I heard the part you mentioned which was the killer shot for me 😂

    • @whostosay3256
      @whostosay3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly too funny

    • @carlweezer1908
      @carlweezer1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Had me at "im going bro!" Lmao

    • @rickiemoore7651
      @rickiemoore7651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @James-kv3ll
    @James-kv3ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4074

    He was properly courted lol. And they say chivalry is dead.

    • @surrealbeauty4520
      @surrealbeauty4520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I know right. His date was such a gentleman haha

    • @Kagotza
      @Kagotza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@surrealbeauty4520 this. way underrated how nice that dude was

    • @balbonits
      @balbonits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He was treated like a king (picked up at his place, courtside seats, pricey stadium food).
      Chivalry isn't dead, but just reserved for the special ones now.

    • @whawkins8636
      @whawkins8636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol right

    • @RRR-tj8in
      @RRR-tj8in 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Women killed chivalry in their end. Lol
      Men got the game on LOCK 😂

  • @cssruth
    @cssruth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5209

    I'm a straight woman but I'm thinking about how much he liked to be treated and I'm thinking I'll take my boyfriend out on a date and do all the sweet things he normally does for me because why the hell not! He deserves it!

    • @7ebr830
      @7ebr830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      It's really cool when my woman treats me like that. I'm a little uncomfortable when she pays, but it still makes me feel valued.
      If your man is like me, he'd probably prefer a treat when he gets home, something special made just for him. It can be as simple as cake, or pastries, or as elaborate as a full dinner. Heck, it can even be just beer and crisps and a game on tv. ♥️🤗
      Always bear in mind that we men are simple creatures and many times, less is more.

    • @idontcare6662
      @idontcare6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      This one's a keeper for sure😆👏👏👏

    • @mamimelusine
      @mamimelusine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He enjoyed being taken out and taken care of for a whole night makes me want to take my husband out like that.

    • @miguelmiranda233
      @miguelmiranda233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I’m a dude and my girlfriend the other day asked me if I would like for her to buy flowers for me as well and I was like “hell yeah, flowers are pretty and I appreciate the gesture!“

    • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
      @Ag3nt0fCha0s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I got out of a 15 year marriage a year ago. Do women do nice things like this?

  • @allye4228
    @allye4228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    “I’m still getting dressed, I’ll get down there in a minute.” 😂

  • @jarofdirt5341
    @jarofdirt5341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7940

    "I'll be his best man" nah, you finna be the bride 🤣

    • @angiewitter291
      @angiewitter291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      😂 😂 😂

    • @robie6181
      @robie6181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nightwolf9951
      @nightwolf9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RK7LifeLine
      @RK7LifeLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol

    • @jamayne125
      @jamayne125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🤣🤣😭😭🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @ahillmann
    @ahillmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3262

    "He's like, man, it's just that I had season tickets."
    I expected the punchline to that to be: "so... we're still dating to this day."

    • @loladoee
      @loladoee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      AHHAHA that would have been great

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Expected the exact same thing!

    • @Nevoexpo
      @Nevoexpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Ken Williams What the fuck are you on. Drugs are bad mkay.

    • @loladoee
      @loladoee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Ken Williams are u the ceo of black men in america or something lol? have you talked to all of them

    • @Arizona_Raven
      @Arizona_Raven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He was the ringbearer at his own gay wedding.

  • @janedo-re-mi2738
    @janedo-re-mi2738 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    His date showed up early and scooped him up in a nice car. They had floor seats at the Lakers games, lots of food/snacks, and took cute selfies. He got the full princess treatment!!❤❤

    • @AlphabetSt45036
      @AlphabetSt45036 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂

    • @louisnorcia6846
      @louisnorcia6846 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😝 😊😊 👸-treatment!!!!

    • @brockly7916
      @brockly7916 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      xD

    • @Noflexing100
      @Noflexing100 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      truly brain rot in the women. thinking they deserve this "princess" treatment for free.

    • @PRAYERIAS1
      @PRAYERIAS1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂. Ain't nothing like s gay man

  • @sadde_s5386
    @sadde_s5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    *" I'am used to sitting where the peasant's sitting"*
    "This dude took me on a date"
    "And I was the girl "
    "AND I LIKED IT"
    I died at this.

  • @emmipitre1501
    @emmipitre1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4293

    This was the BEST story I’ve ever heard about a gay date, not ridiculing, not homophobic, mostly poking fun at himself. “I was the girl and I liked it!” Like I was laughing from start to finish!! Soo great love his energy and everything!! Bravo!

    • @drunkindonuts13
      @drunkindonuts13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You don't know what homophobic means. That word literally means having a persistent and irrational fear of homosapiens, and would be classified as a legitimate anxiety disorder. Please, PLEASE stop using that word that makes Americans look so dumb.

    • @cope6678
      @cope6678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drunkindonuts13 you are clearly the one that needs to pick up a dictionary. Homophobic does NOT mean fear of homo sapiens. Holy hell the internet is full of morons.

    • @glowingcrowns1692
      @glowingcrowns1692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drunkindonuts13 liberals are not really smart. We all know this. The problem is they want everyone around them to accept that and join it.

    • @sourceofuniversallove1449
      @sourceofuniversallove1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Drunkin Donuts the new social justice warrior?! Yay 2022

    • @leilatimeful
      @leilatimeful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@drunkindonuts13 Sorry, but that’s dumb. “Homo” in the English language is a prefix that means “same”, like in the word “homogeneous”. The word “homosexual” literally means “same sex” and is used as a shortened term for homosexual orientation (the aspect of one’s sexuality being oriented towards the same sex).
      What I’m assuming you are referring to is the “homo” in homo sapien, which is the Latin word meaning “human”. However, it’s not a prefix and it’s not an English word. We’ve adopted the Latin word as a scientific term. It’s a completely different part of speech and has a different meaning from the prefix in “homophobia”. I think you’re confusing the fact that we use Latin and Greek roots as parts of English words, thereby thinking that a part of an English means the same as the Latin word. It doesn’t.
      If anything, it could be argued that “homophobia” should really just mean strong aversion to sameness, so not liking anything that’s the same as anything else (which would be super hard to deal with). But at the end of the day, language is just a jumble of sounds that we collectively assign meaning to anyway, so who cares. 😊✌🏼

  • @killerstreak1994
    @killerstreak1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6466

    i usually don't like over dramatic sets. but this guy had a perfect balance and one hell of a story. 10/10

    • @nwinters3998
      @nwinters3998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Yea he kept the energy up and kept the attention balanced that was dope

    • @kishad1542
      @kishad1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same

    • @acerando
      @acerando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Went perfectly wit the story too lol

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Same it worked with this story. This kind of energy with the wrong story is annoying but this guy was great.

    • @karateflix
      @karateflix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea he did well with this.

  • @andyf1235
    @andyf1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    Could be a classic example of "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is" haha

    • @usa3544
      @usa3544 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No homo

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@usa3544 That's the most homo thing you can say...

  • @JoJo-dm7nb
    @JoJo-dm7nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16020

    It would've been the perfect ending if he was like "so anyways our 3 year anniversary next month... he taking me to cancun" or something like that 😂😂😂

  • @stonedalldayjedi533
    @stonedalldayjedi533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    I know comedians sometimes exaggerate their stories but I whole heartedly believe every word. As a woman who grew up always interested in other women romantically, I've been in these situations with guys many times and didn't realize they were trying to pick me up until later or the more obvious when a tent is pitched.

    • @rhodygirltarot1231
      @rhodygirltarot1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO

    • @doinithard79
      @doinithard79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @vidaa82 ummmm who cares! We all got it.. plus she meant more then 1 so shes right...

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @vidaa82 Get over it, a grammar mistake is hardly worth 3 comments.

    • @GrAdeAjAmAicAn
      @GrAdeAjAmAicAn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole time he was doing the bit with the stereo typical lisp I thought he was doing it to make the joke more effective lol. It honestly had me a lil confused then I read this comment and had another genuine laugh thanks lol

    • @vegetoavery
      @vegetoavery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @vidaa82 u got issues, that ain't related to grammar mistakes

  • @J2982able
    @J2982able 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    I love how, as the story goes on, the women in the crowd are laughing harder and harder, recognizing every behavior. Meanwhile, our boy here is just like damn, these some nice seats!

  • @DavidDiMuzio
    @DavidDiMuzio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11797

    This is one of the best titles ever for a video.

    • @xxweshmoke420dotcomofficia7
      @xxweshmoke420dotcomofficia7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This comment needs more likes!!

    • @binghamguevara6814
      @binghamguevara6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      why.

    • @BornTwice_03
      @BornTwice_03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Which is why I laughed before clicking on this🤣

    • @speway
      @speway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly.

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Best of all the bit was just as funny as the title and wasn't just clickbait.

  • @taylorbarnes9392
    @taylorbarnes9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2900

    So this is what Shakespeare meant when he was talking about courtship

  • @BassOutcast
    @BassOutcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10469

    This is probably how girls feel like when they "chill" with a guy and he thinks it's a date

    • @BuMyBeLlY
      @BuMyBeLlY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      Yup! Ambiguity like this is why I now try to make either of my intentions clear from the get go.

    • @Dinosaursof
      @Dinosaursof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      I make it clear to women that I’m not hanging out as just friends. That’s what my guy friends are for.

    • @majidminhas8954
      @majidminhas8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@sweetvictory89 dam that’s long game friend zoning🤣 atleast he persistent 🤷🏽

    • @kurma9575
      @kurma9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@sweetvictory89 poor guy

    • @DiandraStarShine
      @DiandraStarShine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      well, not EXACTLY the same dynamic re: 'the energetics' of that kind of a situation. because I've experienced it from the OTHER side: being a woman and another woman - saying it out loud at some point - that she's thinking she has a chance. not *quite* the same feeling-sense, for me, when that's happened with a handful of my guy pals...but I get your meaning.✌☮

  • @dadanbakti9968
    @dadanbakti9968 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    I’m a ( Masculine) gay man. I was very worried and laughed lots at the same times where the story going to end. And He’s brilliant and funny. Thanks man. You have made my day ….. loved and brightened 😂

    • @adaneboateng
      @adaneboateng ปีที่แล้ว

      Being gay is not good 🙂

    • @syedfaizanali1499
      @syedfaizanali1499 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why are you gay?

    • @chillvibeandsoul4527
      @chillvibeandsoul4527 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And the joke was not at the expense of gay men.

    • @Jvm101
      @Jvm101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂

  • @Jess0410
    @Jess0410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2793

    One of the best story jokes. He wasn't homophobic and he didn't curse. Kudos sir.

    • @nichy7734
      @nichy7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      There's nothing wrong with being homophobic, but it was still a funny joke

    • @therednewqueer6313
      @therednewqueer6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      @@nichy7734 umm yeah there is lmao

    • @d7b50
      @d7b50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@nichy7734 damn you’re cringe my guy

    • @FusseIkuchen
      @FusseIkuchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@nichy7734 there's nothing wrong with people hating on others just for wanting to be happy? for sure my guy. Nothing wrong with that at all :)

    • @babygirl6189
      @babygirl6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@nichy7734 yea no

  • @CoreyGreen955
    @CoreyGreen955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    He ain’t even know dude was looking at him like a lil brown sugar pop tart the whole time 😂😂😂

    • @Lambryahify
      @Lambryahify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🤣

    • @thethingy8814
      @thethingy8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Lil brown sugar pop tart 😭😭 shit took me out 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lambryahify
      @Lambryahify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thethingy8814 Right though 😂

    • @mochi9056
      @mochi9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @BethJehovah
      @BethJehovah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😅

  • @gabrielfuiava6446
    @gabrielfuiava6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4609

    At his wedding, you ain’t gonna be the ring bearer, you gonna be the ring wearer

  • @karld884
    @karld884 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    I'm not gay, but I'm oddly jealous of that awesome date! 😂🤔😂

    • @marvinmj7075
      @marvinmj7075 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pause

    • @debbietopeze7318
      @debbietopeze7318 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😅😅😅

    • @baloog8
      @baloog8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yo bro you like tennis? I got some tickets to the US Open. Don't worry about the travel or tickets, it's on me.

    • @janedo-re-mi2738
      @janedo-re-mi2738 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right his boo hooked him up!

    • @saintsnaps
      @saintsnaps 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@baloog8😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lorenl9262
    @lorenl9262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    "I am not GAY my BOYFRIEND is" Best line ever!!!

    • @strawberryteapot
      @strawberryteapot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤣

    • @ThinkerOnTheBus
      @ThinkerOnTheBus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ᓰ 𝜏Ꮒ⫯ﬡⲕ ⲙႸ ᖇᗝ𝖮ⲙⲙᎯ𝜏∈ ⲙ⫯ɢᖺ𝜏 ᑲ∈ ɢᎯႸ ᑲ∈⊂Ꭿυ⟆∈ ᖺ⫯⟆ ᖱ⫯⊂ⲕ 𝜏Ꭿ⟆𝜏∈⟆ 𝘭⫯ⲕ∈ ⟆ᖺ⫯𝜏.

    • @XXgenderloveXY
      @XXgenderloveXY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohhh. Never mind.

    • @nsimba_777
      @nsimba_777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You can still be bi though

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean the guy COULD be bi technically lol

  • @thomthom6268
    @thomthom6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2908

    Props for the least antigay gay panic story I've ever heard. FAS.

    • @versecontro4898
      @versecontro4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      "It's a pro gay gay joke"- joe rogan

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What does FAS mean?

    • @devincognito8932
      @devincognito8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@JaneDoe-ci3gj In most cases it means Fetal-Alcohol syndrome, but here im 99% sure it means "funny as shit"

    • @reneeislight
      @reneeislight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@devincognito8932 lol 😆

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@devincognito8932 thanks😄👍

  • @milkman3873
    @milkman3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    i’m a girl and this has happened to me before, this girl took me to a concert im straight and i thought we were just friends and she thought i was gay and it was a date. we laughed about it later and it was still the best “date” of my life.

    • @selyn6312
      @selyn6312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Omg that happened to me too! I rolled with it because I was having a good time, but now we’re best friends 😂

    • @rolandharris2706
      @rolandharris2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Juan Carlos Rivera savage

    • @Edward.Rippett.
      @Edward.Rippett. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok milk man..

    • @catalinatryingagain
      @catalinatryingagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BRB gonna go write some fan fiction. just kidding but that’s awesome

    • @milkman3873
      @milkman3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i’m realizing now that everybody probably thinks i’m a guy because of my username i just picked milk man because i like shrek lmao i hope the jungkook profile picture is enough to convince everyone that i’m actually female😂i should change my name tho it’s misleading

  • @ellie_sarabellum
    @ellie_sarabellum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    Oof, that's one fine gentleman. When he takes someone out, he takes them out. Whoever ends up with him is a lucky man.

    • @TheNameCannotBeFound
      @TheNameCannotBeFound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So basically any rich man? Because he literally just did what nearly every man does. You pick up your date, bring them somewhere nice and spend quality time with them. The only difference is that it was floor seats at a game instead of a restaurant or an activity for two.

    • @kallamarsspouse
      @kallamarsspouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@TheNameCannotBeFound Why are you so defensive? You don't have to be rich to splurge on dates.

    • @ellie_sarabellum
      @ellie_sarabellum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@TheNameCannotBeFound I meant because he paid and was a gentleman about it. He was kind, considerate, didn't act snobbish/entitled, and didn't make paying for the date like he was paying for a prostitute. He sounds like a catch. You'd be surprised how many rich men act horrible because they pay.

    • @dess234
      @dess234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheNameCannotBeFound that’s a bold face lie😭

    • @cuthulucups4878
      @cuthulucups4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheNameCannotBeFound
      >opens the door, is courteous, thoughtful, and fun
      >literally what nearly every man does
      Pick one.

  • @blckgoddess7724
    @blckgoddess7724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6916

    Me taking notes on how I’m gone make my man feel like a queen 😭😂

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

      😂 hope you can afford floor seats!

    • @acedhj
      @acedhj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Lol. It's levels to this joke. Underrated comment

    • @marilenat.1271
      @marilenat.1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Actually, that sounds like a magnificent plan! 😃

    • @WOLFGANG634
      @WOLFGANG634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Frr!!!! When I get me a man, I’m gonna spoil his ass 🥰🥰

    • @jaykay5086
      @jaykay5086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IKR!!

  • @Snowboarding2020
    @Snowboarding2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    Similar experience here too. But now I know my worth and tell my girl, she needs to step it up because this is how I'm supposed to be treated.

  • @WaterYaDune
    @WaterYaDune ปีที่แล้ว +622

    To be fair, as a gay guy my oblivious ass would definitely not realize it was a date either lmao

    • @MykeRomeo2
      @MykeRomeo2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Okay I'm gay & have no idea when other men are flirting sometimes it will go way over my head.. 🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @Youtubecensormydick
      @Youtubecensormydick ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@MykeRomeo2 what are you 4'10

    • @JorgeALXNDR
      @JorgeALXNDR ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've messed up so mamy times if someone is flirting with me or just being nice that I just feel my brain splitting into two separate parts that try to act the same way but prepared for different outcomes and it never works nice for me

    • @DefenderOfTheEnd
      @DefenderOfTheEnd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MykeRomeo2that’s because only 1% of men are gay. Its not going over your gay head, most men are straight….. that’s why we are alive today😂

    • @Scott-fy7fm
      @Scott-fy7fm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Ha nice to know gay guys can have gaydar problems too. I'm a straight guy who on two occasions has unknowingly wandered into a gay bar to grab a bite to eat and was hilariously oblivious, much to the delight and enjoyment of everyone around me

  • @milkycloud.
    @milkycloud. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    I FEEL SO BAD FOR THAT GUY. HE SEEMED SO NICE AND TREATED HIM SO WELL TT

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same!

    • @audreytonash9390
      @audreytonash9390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I hope they’re still friends tho

    • @msita6006
      @msita6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s just a joke

    • @Only1Dizzle
      @Only1Dizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@msita6006 A lot of comedian's jokes come from real life experiences

    • @FlyingGold
      @FlyingGold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You realize this never actually happened?

  • @supadave3210
    @supadave3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4835

    Bro the crazy part is this shit really happens like that it happened to me 😂😂😂😂I explained it to my wife and she was like yeah you was on a date,🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @LeDoux_T
      @LeDoux_T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      💀🤣🤣

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrKB209
      @MrKB209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mr.h1389
      @mr.h1389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kishad1542
      @kishad1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arxlblacktip9085
    @arxlblacktip9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3105

    I am gay and I am crying laughing. This is so hilarious and wholesome. Hopefully they're still friends to this day lol

    • @cynthiaanderson3252
      @cynthiaanderson3252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      That was hilarious. My fiancé is just old enough to be awful toward Gay people, but after he watched that he was crying. This guy made my fiancé see things in a new light. He was literally wiping his eyes laughing.

    • @kevc21
      @kevc21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yeah, I can see that. Me too. And I dont like it one bit. I did have a brother in law who was nice AF. He was flaming. But he had the biggest heart in my exwifes family. Aids victim. I loved that guy, platonically.

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@cynthiaanderson3252 age doesn't make someone homophobic, you're just engaged to a hateful person

    • @avaricesyn9319
      @avaricesyn9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm not sure but it almost sounded like he was talking TO him at one point, like he might have been in the audience. He did address someone mid-story and said "Forgive me," but I didn't quite catch the name.

    • @kimyuanxu
      @kimyuanxu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@avaricesyn9319 you can turn on the subtitles! the name is Lonnie LOL and I totally agree maybe the dude is actually in the audience or something hahahaha

  • @Watchingy0u
    @Watchingy0u ปีที่แล้ว +294

    As someone who is gay and knows a LOT of very masculine gay men this was by far one of the funniest things I’ve seen

    •  5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You DON'T know a lot of masculine gay men. No need for the lies

    • @carltonwalton9819
      @carltonwalton9819 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I’m sure they be happy to introduce you to them, if you would have asked nicely!

    •  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@carltonwalton9819 It's a lie. Masculine gay men don't exist

    • @kmacdiddy1
      @kmacdiddy1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@carltonwalton9819 one of the nicest and best zinger on the internet I have ever seen. It actually took me a second. 🤣 W

  • @JayvsEverybody
    @JayvsEverybody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    Should have ended it with...” well we’ve been talkin for two months now” lol

  • @gregbrewer3555
    @gregbrewer3555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    "He just took me out on a date... And I was the girl.... And I liked it" dat shit had me weak 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blessedndhlovu1023
    @blessedndhlovu1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    "Gay like you're elated? Like you're happy?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EatingHotIceCream
      @EatingHotIceCream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whipped out the dictionary definition lmaoooo

  • @darksideofthemood
    @darksideofthemood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    This is how you make non-homophobic jokes about a gay thing. Very funny, creative and i wanted more of it. GENIUS

  • @jillianbergamasco7885
    @jillianbergamasco7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    His physical comedy is fantastic. That’s really what makes someone special. Every minute was entertaining.

    • @Sonnymac81
      @Sonnymac81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yea, most definitely. You gotta have them goofy mannerisms to really emphasize the jokes to be great. Even Patrice Oneal had 'em, mostly subtle and facial, but legendary nonetheless.

    • @juliosantana3536
      @juliosantana3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Certain comics you have to see, you can't just background listen to. Sebastian Maniscalco is a perfect example, he is his comedy; his voice, his mannerisms, his whole vibe, without all that together it does not work as well.

    • @tomekacollins4097
      @tomekacollins4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should follow his youtube joints they are hilarious. All of them

    • @naeemaha2167
      @naeemaha2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s the bit where he was sitting down pretending he was in the car😭😭 so accurate and hilarious i could literally picture it.

    • @jorgeo6099
      @jorgeo6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thisssssss

  • @applejuice7648
    @applejuice7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6968

    He’s a real straight black man for being able to say “I went on a gay date...” period.

    • @freedom_is_gold6747
      @freedom_is_gold6747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      don't mix politics with sexuality! saying stuff publicly or not has got nothing to do with sexual orientation! it's not like lil nas x wasn't a real gay dude for admitting to being the closet in that kevin harts interview!

    • @applejuice7648
      @applejuice7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@freedom_is_gold6747 being *in* the closet*
      Look up the definition of “politics” before you comment something so useless as you just did.

    • @freedom_is_gold6747
      @freedom_is_gold6747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@applejuice7648 i know the definition of politics and so do you! your comment is just as useless! as if a person does not have and identity unless you proclaim it loud! it's not like it's written in stone that people have to boast about their orientation! that is more of a political agenda with rallies etc! let people be whomever they want to be!

    • @applejuice7648
      @applejuice7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@freedom_is_gold6747 you seriously need help.
      I’m convinced people go on TH-cam to scour through comments for the sole purpose of arguing and spreading negativity.
      “Let be people be who they want to be”
      like if my original comment is opposing that ideology 🙄
      you’re a mess tbh
      Also, An* identity, not “and identity”

    • @freedom_is_gold6747
      @freedom_is_gold6747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@applejuice7648 show your doctors degree for giving out a diagnose! you are the one spreading negativity because you are onesided! yes your original comment is opposing that! which is an "idea" and a "thought" not a ideology!
      obviously it's not like people have to parade their identity, or experiences just to be "real" or be apart of something! b ut what am i to expect from someone belonging to the cloutchasing religion and generation! when you are not real or apart of anything unless you parade and scream about it loud to get attention! shit, the mess is you! get yourself and identity without having other peoples confirmation! typos and spelling errors does not matter since you obviously understood what the typo was and was not, the whole purpose of communication, Period! how else do you think language evolve?

  • @EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss
    @EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Dude probably heard him screaming like a Cheerleader over his moves😂😂😂....dude like yeah got me one😂😂😂

    • @RJNumber45
      @RJNumber45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      100%... when we play ball dudes that act like that, get the side eye...we tell 'em, "yo fam, stop star-gazing and play ball!!.."... thats suspect, cheerleader behavior.

    • @gabeecharles1251
      @gabeecharles1251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RJNumber45 but those dudes always got tickets to he game thoooooo

    • @robbyel3958
      @robbyel3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LoL!

    • @deantegroves6197
      @deantegroves6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂💀on god

    • @brandonohara4865
      @brandonohara4865 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @RobinStradley
    @RobinStradley ปีที่แล้ว +835

    I love how he became more and more feminine as the story progressed, and yet he didn't say or do anything remotely offensive. great story, i was in stiches the whole time 🤣🤣

    • @markjohnson-sl9qf
      @markjohnson-sl9qf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true.

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Na, he just became more animated and emotional which frequently means higher vocal tones and rest of the stuff.
      It's not feminine.

    • @flightevolution8132
      @flightevolution8132 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@OgdenMemotional and higher vocal tones is the definition of feminine buddy

    • @codalong
      @codalong 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@flightevolution8132 it's not so much the emotional part but more the gay accent and limp wristing. i'm bisexual so i'd know. call that bi spy

    • @MsRaja43
      @MsRaja43 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think it's intentional to add more humor to the joke.

  • @mcm2366
    @mcm2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2462

    If your eating your boy’s cotton candy 🍭... bruh it’s a date 🤣

  • @ladylightvybe4138
    @ladylightvybe4138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3958

    This man is gold. No cursing, no offensive referencing, a true genius. Love his work.👏👏👏💖

    • @Myke_thehuman
      @Myke_thehuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So…you’re one of those crazy Christian’s. Cool got it.

    • @blue_jay31
      @blue_jay31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree 100% and it was so funny! Good on him !

    • @g.jameson
      @g.jameson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Myke_thehuman this comment is lame...

    • @sarames9256
      @sarames9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Myke_thehuman So you're one of those over exaggerating bitter biotches. Cool got it

    • @pugh7755
      @pugh7755 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Myke_thehuman Why does someone have to be Christian to think that no cursing is a little more classy and better material because they don't rely on cheap tactics to get laughs? It's way easier to fill a set with cursing taking up most of the time, than to be honestly gifted and not need to rely on cursing to make you seem more funny. If low brow, low IQ humor is your thing then....cool got it.

  • @purpviper
    @purpviper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    “There are no accidents” - Master Ougway

    • @nerdypunkin4336
      @nerdypunkin4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Breath tooken away give me your phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jhulinare
      @Jhulinare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." -Bob Ross

    • @syedalibrahim5123
      @syedalibrahim5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoo

    • @MrSexydivas
      @MrSexydivas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts!!🤣

    • @blessedndhlovu1023
      @blessedndhlovu1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChiChiBby
    @ChiChiBby ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “I am gay! Like you elated? Like you happy?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @senseisharktv7380
    @senseisharktv7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    I love this guy's energy. A lot of comedians just walk slowly back and forth.

    • @sin3358
      @sin3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He reminded me a lot of Michael McIntyre when he sat down and started speaking how he loves the seat. If u don't know him, look him up. He's a pretty funny comedian as well. Basically the white version of this dude 😂

    • @typingreallyfast
      @typingreallyfast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honestly it depends on delivery style of the comedian, one is not necessarily better than the other. BUT I have to absolutely agree that his emoting really makes the set and it worked fantastically with his set

    • @adrianimee8665
      @adrianimee8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy is money

    • @np494609
      @np494609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes his delivery was part of the comedic skill

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love it too ! I can't sit still myself :P

  • @rachel7815
    @rachel7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4231

    I relate to the gay guy so bad. You know how many dates I've been on with straight girls that thought we we're just hanging 😭😭

    • @ANGEL-022.0
      @ANGEL-022.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Dang I bet that sucked

    • @matty101yttam
      @matty101yttam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      I think a lot of girls use it as an excuse to get the benefits of the date without them actually investing in a relationship...i mean they all say "guys are only after one thing" it's kinda their motto, so any chick being asked out for a 1 on 1 outing knows what it's about and pretend to be oblivious.
      It can also start as a date, but something turns them off so it could also be an easy let down.

    • @derricklee2402
      @derricklee2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yep... that there friend zone is a place which sucks to be in, when you want the real deal. Lol.

    • @eddyvideostar
      @eddyvideostar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ANGEL-022.0 Selassie! Pun intended?

    • @user-hw9fr4fr6q
      @user-hw9fr4fr6q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ANGEL-022.0 i bet she didnt lmao

  • @whyucaremindyours9016
    @whyucaremindyours9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    They need to animate this 😂

    • @qu33nsworldignit3d5
      @qu33nsworldignit3d5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      RIGHT😂...I WAS PLAYING THE VISUALS IN MY HEAD.

    • @gregoryuk
      @gregoryuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YES!! 😂😂😂

    • @mr.andersin8901
      @mr.andersin8901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FACTS!!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @skinchen
      @skinchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YESS!!

    • @Mr214B3RT
      @Mr214B3RT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Blow this up! Cuz you right It needs to happen. The way he tells the story I pictured evrhthing in my head

  • @50400Degreez
    @50400Degreez ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Jokes like these are very tough to do. It's like a magician. He told you the punchline in the beginning. Knowing how it's going to end and it still being funny knowing how it's gonna end is genius. Truly a masterful joke.

  • @keilawhite877
    @keilawhite877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4357

    Real talk, I had a friend just after college who, in her mind, was in a full on relationship with me while I thought we were besties. My other friend literally had to pull me to the side and be like, "Sis, you may not be dating her, but she's dating you. Think about it." 🤯🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @8bitmagic
      @8bitmagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      That must be the most awkward thing to have to bring up. "So like. We're not dating, you get that, right?" "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?!"
      I already have a need to not upset people, this kind of situation would send me into an anxiety spiral x.x

    • @scurvofpcp
      @scurvofpcp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      This right here is why everyone should have a little tasteful artistic porn that highlights their prefs left where their prospective partner can find it.

    • @angiealphabet5259
      @angiealphabet5259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Oh shit! 😅 I feel sorry for you both in that situation, that would be awkward as hell.. Hopefully, it all worked out ok..

    • @danicamcnoltie7207
      @danicamcnoltie7207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Had that happen to me and I let that friendship go, no one should have to question someone’s sexuality when you meet them…, I don’t care to meet folks anymore, too much bs and games….motives etc…

    • @dttra566
      @dttra566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Surprised that you never talked about any hot guys in front of her? I mean if you think she's your bestie, you must've talked about guys with her or looked at one at least and she would've realized that you are into guys and not other women?

  • @RoseEyed
    @RoseEyed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11138

    So not only did he learn that a lot of gay men are masculine, not flamboyant he also learned that he's a bottom

  • @ZackVieira
    @ZackVieira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    Every woman who thought she met a new male friend.

    • @Khyboh
      @Khyboh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Exactly!!!😆😆

    • @avionterria7855
      @avionterria7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Exactly!!!

    • @deenadream
      @deenadream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @batissta44
      @batissta44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ;)

    • @jussjess5287
      @jussjess5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yesssss!!!!!!

  • @shumetesam7407
    @shumetesam7407 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "this dude took me on a date, and I was the girl and I LIKED it" 🤣😅🤣😂

    • @KNR6292
      @KNR6292 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hell yeah he like it! I remember the first time i dated the way im born to be and it was the most refreshing relaxing amazing happy day ever. Things finally made sense

    • @Desiree-t7b
      @Desiree-t7b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      P Diddy booty oil

  • @paulnueberg742
    @paulnueberg742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    "Gay like you elated? like you happy?" OMFG This guy is hilarious. Good stuff.

    • @nativenation11
      @nativenation11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      While being intelligent. You elated was a bunch of people word of the day.

  • @Jay.Laurent
    @Jay.Laurent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7123

    I'm a straight girl and can't even find any dates this amazing. 😭 This man better cherish this date because it will be the best he will ever have for the rest of his life. Lmaooo

    • @professorsherman8251
      @professorsherman8251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol

    • @Narcio215
      @Narcio215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      🤓🤓🤣💀

    • @hotlanta35
      @hotlanta35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Why you tryn to put a curse on homie??

    • @flameshu2
      @flameshu2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@hotlanta35 she kinda right women don't take men on date and most don't care if you are having a good time so the chances he ever has as good a time as that are slim to none.

    • @Rontlc3317
      @Rontlc3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s sad girl

  • @catdad1988
    @catdad1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Everyone is straight until there's season tickets on the line lol.

  • @Wizard_Level_1
    @Wizard_Level_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Nice to see a comedian who can tackle the humor of this subject without punching down. This was a good set.

  • @Lnwlf-ej2gj
    @Lnwlf-ej2gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    I’m gay and I love this man. THIS kind of comedy is very positive and helps build bridges. A society that laughs together laughs together! 😂🎉

    • @1KingCoop
      @1KingCoop ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree with you on that

    • @zek280
      @zek280 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facts it's all love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ they may still be friends til this day 💯 he made a new friend in the long run that's what it's all about

    • @deadlyhoneyduw346
      @deadlyhoneyduw346 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phaggot

    • @SKPetel
      @SKPetel ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also, he's spitting the truth. As a Bisexual man, I have enough data to compare, Gay men don't date, they take you out for "an experience". (unless you met on dating app, then it's a drive-by shag.)
      And bears are the kings of that.
      the perfect man of every straight white woman's dream is a gay bear with the body of an otter.

    • @emilemarie3804
      @emilemarie3804 ปีที่แล้ว

      4sure❤

  • @StaceofCakes
    @StaceofCakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    I lost it when he was talking about being the ring bearer. “I’ll be a grown man walking down the aisle with a pillow, I don’t care. 🎶 Love and happiness....🎶” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "ring bearer" takes on a whole new meaning in this story 😂😂😂

    • @jdfodio
      @jdfodio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John the Baptist (the Best Man) about his relationship with Jesus Christ (Bridegroom):
      “No one can receive anything unless God gives it from heaven. You yourselves know how plainly I told you, ‘I am not the Messiah. I am only here to prepare the way for him.’ It is the bridegroom who marries the bride, and the bridegroom’s friend is simply glad to stand with him and hear his vows. Therefore, I am filled with joy at his success. He must become greater and greater, and I must become less and less." (John 3:27-30 NLT)
      Guess who the Bride of Christ is...

    • @crittoneida958
      @crittoneida958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats the ring bearer bit from? Did I miss that in this clip?

    • @StaceofCakes
      @StaceofCakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @crittoneida skip to 04:10 where he’s talking about the dude being his new best friend. 😂

  • @Pedakin
    @Pedakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    Ya know what would have sealed the set? “I got season tickets” “Well anyway y’all I got to cut this set short ‘cause I’m late to the laker game” or something of that avail.

    • @vanillaghetto
      @vanillaghetto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, ending with a "So I told him we could be 'just friends'. The nachos were great...but think I'll try the pizza tonight...". Or something like that. Ending was a little flat, compared to the rest of the story/joke.

    • @VonnieVon2009
      @VonnieVon2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Right, should’ve ended it with, “well anyway.... it’s our 3 month anniversary! He still treats me like a Queen... I mean king😬”

    • @travelingman5146
      @travelingman5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree!

    • @1stone379
      @1stone379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nailed it 😂😂. No pun intended

    • @jakerattle95
      @jakerattle95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

  • @icaromarques7322
    @icaromarques7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4383

    Would of been funnier if he finished with, “anyway he’s outside we gotta a game to catch see y’all later”

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yessss!

    • @19993gt
      @19993gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That would have killed

    • @Elyricist746
      @Elyricist746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yea....that's a comedic genius move...always follow up with the original joke from the beginning 😌

    • @icaromarques7322
      @icaromarques7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @David Masters I don’t think it’s takes a better understanding of comedy to get the prune juice/banana joke I think his ending was just weak. Plus I’m sure Norm wasn’t the first to do a similar kind of finisher, and he won’t be the last. It’s about what’s funniest with your material.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no cap

  • @walrus3867
    @walrus3867 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I like how he’s like “and they act just like me you’d never know it” and proceeds to be flamboyant as hell

  • @kellyrichmond887
    @kellyrichmond887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    “And I was the girl! And I liked it!” 😂

    • @flovonnejohnson707
      @flovonnejohnson707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I love that what seemed to bother him wasnt that he went on a date with a guy lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @hmno1
      @hmno1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah he didn't like any of it, he was just making jokes about it.

    • @MVPMoneyB
      @MVPMoneyB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @VoidRep
      @VoidRep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hmno1 yeah all of that was factual except the part about him liking it

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @Chan-wk5id
    @Chan-wk5id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5597

    This. This is how you do gay jokes with zero homophobia!!!

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      It's really not that hard, huh. Whoda thought

    • @GGman2019
      @GGman2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@jameskilgour387 idk i would of thought a gay dude would want it hard

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@GGman2019 touché

    • @diannaray1707
      @diannaray1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Great answer!!!😊😊😊

    • @jetaddict420
      @jetaddict420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Weeeeh weeeeeeh homophobia weeeeeeeh

  • @TheDarybelle
    @TheDarybelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    This sounds like a great date to be honest

    • @CherryBlossomBlyue
      @CherryBlossomBlyue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      An awesome date

    • @77mpickett
      @77mpickett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It really was food floor seats

    • @8kigana
      @8kigana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in all honesty I can't argue with you on this but that was a sneaky desperate move that fella pulled on him.

    • @jayrob3
      @jayrob3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo facts

    • @flo-dd5sw
      @flo-dd5sw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds manipulative

  • @jmoon1145
    @jmoon1145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This dude is legit.
    Not many people could land that delivery on that joke and make it work. He makes it funny as hell.

  • @123ZoeNieceyYMCMB
    @123ZoeNieceyYMCMB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    “And you gonna pick me up?” Lmaooooooo I almost fell out my chair laughing. Thank you for the laughs

  • @XPXhumble
    @XPXhumble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    All I took from this is that straight masculine dudes like to get spoiled too

    • @dreamchaser5758
      @dreamchaser5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice avatar

    • @nichy7734
      @nichy7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's a good take, celo

    • @floridaman.813
      @floridaman.813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rest up Kobe and Gigi 🕊

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty much. 🤷🏽‍♂️👍🏽

    • @kg2719
      @kg2719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❗️❗️

  • @ChiTownBlackDragon
    @ChiTownBlackDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    That was funny hell. His body language sold it.

    • @zee_lolaj7382
      @zee_lolaj7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It Truly Did....
      Raw and Honest

    • @disguiseddv8ant468
      @disguiseddv8ant468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His body language and how he was speaking was slightly feminine.

  • @vincenzologan2614
    @vincenzologan2614 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Crazy how thin the line is between a gay date and a fun time with the homie 🤣

    • @becauseweare1
      @becauseweare1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes, that was part of the deeper philosophical genius of his bit. Leaves folk thinking: "Hmmmm. Wait a minute...." It was Chapelle level, but actually surpassed him by not insulting gay men.

  • @Alexis0951
    @Alexis0951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    Is this not how you make friends? I wouldn’t have noticed either.

    • @elenapopovic2527
      @elenapopovic2527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Lolllĺ you're making a very valid point

    • @straykidsmala
      @straykidsmala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      True true 🤣

    • @sonquatsch8585
      @sonquatsch8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      it depends if theres attraction

    • @scheek3018
      @scheek3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      No HOMO but when I shoot ball and dude is good and your style of play match up you can courts ALL OVER TOWN

    • @ayemiksenoj5254
      @ayemiksenoj5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought so too!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandydog426
    @sandydog426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16727

    I like how the jokes are not at the expense of gay men, but instead poking fun at his own ridiculous perception of stereotypes.

    • @KKLifts
      @KKLifts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@teetru548 Shit, I agree that you should be able to joke. The second part of your comment though… seriously? Don’t let the twitter gays dictate how you view of all of us. It’s a vocal minority man.

    • @annehathaway2107
      @annehathaway2107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Tbh the cancel culture soo touchy surprised it hasn't been flagged lolz...

    • @teetru548
      @teetru548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KKLifts yeah I respect the gays that don’t make how they get boned their identity. That’s like me going around telling everyone I love blow jobs and if you don’t celebrate with me than I will cancel you. But I respect gays that aren’t woke. I don’t agree with them or their lifestyle and they don’t need to agree with mine but I get along with them.

    • @sandydog426
      @sandydog426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@teetru548 Lol did I hit a nerve, snowflake?

    • @sandydog426
      @sandydog426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@annehathaway2107 "The cancel culture is so touchy" says the person who got triggered by a youtube comment.

  • @isthisagoodyoutubehandle
    @isthisagoodyoutubehandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8711

    If you take away anything from this.
    It's that straight masculine men like to be spoiled too lol.

    • @theoldschooldiva374
      @theoldschooldiva374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      🤣😂😂

    • @sjukfan
      @sjukfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Straight masculine men like their balls well handled :-P

    • @EricSherrell
      @EricSherrell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Damn Straight!!

    • @distant9346
      @distant9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@sjukfan excuse me but what the hell no

    • @JM-jz6yy
      @JM-jz6yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah just cheap

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I was hooked on this story from start to finish. Also, there are men who will get you together. As a gay, it is quite lovely to be treated like a lady every now and then.

  • @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST
    @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    I love the setup, how he's telling the story as his unsuspecting self while we know the other guy was taking him on a date. That just makes it even more funny even if we know the punchline already!

    • @stoverboo
      @stoverboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And that the other guy was unsuspecting, too. They're both reading the situation incorrectly, and each is behaving consistently with what's in his head instead of thinking about what's going on in the other guy's head.

    • @BoudSean19
      @BoudSean19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thanks for explaining what comedy is 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jameslyon7300
    @jameslyon7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    When I was in the army I was unintentionally in a relationship with a guy. Maybe because I was a virgin or because i have always been tragically naive but i didn't know he was gay till years after we got out of the military. we went out to eat dinner at different restaurants several days a week, we would go to movies together, I even went on leave with him for Christmas and met his family. I thought we were just best friends. Everything seemed normal till I got a girlfriend and he seemed strangely jealous about it and started acting mad towards me and we stopped hanging out and I wasn't sure why he reacted like that but I just let it go and it wasn't until a few years after I was out of the army when I looked him up on Facebook to say what's up and I saw his profile picture was of his wedding with another man. Both of them were wearing suits and they were hugging and his profile said gay and married. I guess he thought we were more than just friends, and I was just too clueless to see it. He never tried to do anything physical and I never got any vibes from him other than friends. Well other than when he was clearly upset I was with a girl. My wife still loves to tease me about it cause she has heard me talk about him all the time in different stories of mine from the army because we were in basic training together, a.i.t together and same permanent party and deployed together. She was there when I looked him up and saw he was gay and I was pretty surprised by it and she laughed for a long time. Lol.

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      You put him in the brozone. Broke his heart.

    • @justmack33
      @justmack33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wow bro thats crazy y'all couldn't still be friends

    • @benbearrobinson
      @benbearrobinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      You fucking tease! 🤣

    • @charklat
      @charklat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thats tough man, I guess you couldnt tell coz he didnt tell you, if he wanted more he should have said so i guess 🤣 all turned out for the better though

    • @Blazenetwork1990
      @Blazenetwork1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So did u ever hit him up or that scared you away

  • @futurehofer1564
    @futurehofer1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "I am not gay"
    "But I got season tickets"
    "It aint gay if its your homie"

    • @leviticus6896
      @leviticus6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All you gotta say is,
      "*no homo*"

    • @lawrencecarr4973
      @lawrencecarr4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂what Mexican guy say on Denzel movie training Days I always show love to the homies

  • @INikeAir
    @INikeAir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “I’m not gay but I got a Laker game to catch after this so y’all have a goodnight” 😂😂😂😂

  • @thenewlc
    @thenewlc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Listen- no shame in enjoying the other side of a date/relationship. I’ve been married for 14 years. I was telling my wife the other day that I like being the little spoon sometimes. She was like “you do? Why?” And I was like “why do you?! Cuz you feel cozy and loved and protected. What’s NOT to like about that?!?!”
    And once in a while when we’re going somewhere and I come out and she’s already in the driver’s seat? OoWEE that’s nice!

    • @birthingashlyjade4245
      @birthingashlyjade4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Getcho lil spoon on!!

    • @chulypepe1181
      @chulypepe1181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂🤣

    • @kennedyjojackson1202
      @kennedyjojackson1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey! I'm a petite and thin l and big spoon is where it's at! 💀

    • @ulkaalcachofajorquera5756
      @ulkaalcachofajorquera5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Duuuude True as hell. While dating my ex boyfriend, i would get him flowers and take him out to eat or bring him energy drinks when I picked him up, because I have always dated ladies and Its Just... A thing, you know?
      My god. This man though i was a literal angel. He got all starry eyed and showed everyone his flowers, took pictures, he was so excited. I was so sad! You guys deserve nice things too! To feel appreciated and safe! I wish you all the Best, you deserve the to be given the whole moon and stars too! 💜💜

    • @ulkaalcachofajorquera5756
      @ulkaalcachofajorquera5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Chris Ayers oh i Just realized this looks like im a guy jsjsj, im a lady that ussually dates other ladies. ❤️

  • @sheshab4431
    @sheshab4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    His date was better than most of the dates I have had lol

    • @TamaraGarrettAlpha
      @TamaraGarrettAlpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IKR

    • @edwardowens3014
      @edwardowens3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow that’s sad☹️ I would love to take you out on a Real date with No expectations involved.

    • @000wanderlust
      @000wanderlust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@edwardowens3014 desperate lmao

    • @guttagutta420
      @guttagutta420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@edwardowens3014 Settle down there bud lol... you don't even know where she's from. I've seen it all now, trying to bag women on TH-cam 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @dannyjimenez6559
      @dannyjimenez6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, from her pic she's cute though if it's really even her.

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    The fact that he prefaced his story with the punchline is very Shakespearean.

    • @RamonRodgers
      @RamonRodgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I was thinking that too, its what makes this brilliant. Forces him to be funny with every step since we already know where he's going.

    • @karltheman266
      @karltheman266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@RamonRodgers quite the contrary. It wouldn't be half as funny if he hadn't told the punchline first

    • @TheRealDyscyples
      @TheRealDyscyples 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what

    • @_polyavien_1356
      @_polyavien_1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheRealDyscyples Shakespeare often told the end of the story at the beginning and then worked towards explaining how it got there.
      For instance, in Romeo and Juliet, the audience is told that Romeo and Juliet will both die in the end.
      This guy lets you know from the beginning that it is an accidental gay date.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah it's definitely funnier knowing the guy was gay from the start. If he'd told the story from his perspective of 2 dudes going to a game it would've just been a boring story with a pretty funny punchline at the end. This way, by us knowing, it is hilarious at every step because we know what's going on.

  • @fishinwithq3959
    @fishinwithq3959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Ive watched this skit like 10 times and still funny everytime.

  • @roryivey
    @roryivey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    A moment of silence for them girls dating them gangsta gay dudes and don’t know it....

    • @meka3506
      @meka3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Aww man😂😂😂😂

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP

    • @CurtisR1114
      @CurtisR1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oop 💀 💀 😂 🤭

    • @lelojjewel3897
      @lelojjewel3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carladw3380
      @carladw3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Owl_Lover Oh, I feel bad for her too. And him.

  • @joshuahessel4915
    @joshuahessel4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    I was expecting it to turn ugly, but it stayed wholesome throughout.

    • @eddywong.
      @eddywong. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I agree, he did the skit with class. That takes alot of talent to not offend and bring hate. I don't think anyone could've done it better. Even the title is hilarious imo.

    • @librarylove6021
      @librarylove6021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      stayed funny, too

  • @robertjones2401
    @robertjones2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    Plot twist : they’re still together!

  • @sytycdvigirl
    @sytycdvigirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is funny because I could see both sides. Like, I can see how he thought he was just hanging out but as he discribes the process, I can see how it totally unfolds as a date. This is hilarious.

  • @roblianoofficial
    @roblianoofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "Like you elated, like you happy?" Dude's hysterical!!

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

  • @marquisethomas5611
    @marquisethomas5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6602

    Being a heterosexual male, im jealous of this cause nobody ever treated me like this 😂😂😂😂 pause

    • @zetokaiba5867
      @zetokaiba5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Just get a sugar mommy she'll treat you like a son 💀💀

    • @marquisethomas5611
      @marquisethomas5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@zetokaiba5867 I had one but she wasn't all that cute, treated me real nice tho

    • @Mgtowhonesty
      @Mgtowhonesty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      its because women expect us to do all the spoiling and they just take that shit.

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Mgtowhonesty Aww poor triggered baby living only on the internet thinking social media girls are the norm.

    • @Mgtowhonesty
      @Mgtowhonesty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@frenchbreadstupidity7054 lol, poor triggered sugar baby pissed you got called out. your comment is telling me im right so thanks for proving my point. stay mad, i feed off that shit.

  • @kaluwaavril326
    @kaluwaavril326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    This set never gets old. I've watched it at least four times and i crack up every time!

    • @pchange318
      @pchange318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I show everybody this video.

    • @gandawesley5870
      @gandawesley5870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh good I'm not the only one that keeps watching this clip over and over. I mean whenever I want to laugh or need an uplift Barry Brewer helps save my sanity.

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same, i just watched again and didn't even realize I liked it already lol.

    • @keithspipkin
      @keithspipkin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most definitely, I pull it up every few months for a good laugh

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I come back to this at least a couple times a year.

  • @panaceiasuberes6464
    @panaceiasuberes6464 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Who's back listening to this gem in 2024?

  • @redcriket
    @redcriket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    Point of the story: Ladies take yo man on dates sometimes lol

    • @voguehaven5154
      @voguehaven5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      how is that the point of the story?

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      also a little schlong sometimes is ok

    • @MallLaSoul
      @MallLaSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@voguehaven5154 he was impressed by being shown love , men don’t get love

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's how my ex-wife caught me. Plus she cooked me a meal (that one gets a man every time).

    • @voguehaven5154
      @voguehaven5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MallLaSoul you should date gay men, so they can make you feel like a woman, that way you can get the "love" you are missing.

  • @XPXhumble
    @XPXhumble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    He was treated like a Queen and didn’t even know it

  • @kam.kam.
    @kam.kam. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    We would have been together for at least the full season...

    • @ea7109
      @ea7109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      LMAOOOOOOO playoffs and all

    • @jumb0shr1mp6
      @jumb0shr1mp6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣😅🤣😅🤣

    • @jikuyemanamouna
      @jikuyemanamouna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😭

    • @_AmikaC_
      @_AmikaC_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Right! And staying monogamous 'til you meet the right person bcuz you've been hurt before'. 😂🤣😂🤣😂. Then soon as bball over 'it's me, not you' and call it quits.😂😂😂

  • @carmenjazz5546
    @carmenjazz5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16984

    I love how his gay date is better than most straight dates 😂

    • @ShadowKain666
      @ShadowKain666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Because it's fictional.

    • @worstengineerna
      @worstengineerna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      IKR

    • @worstengineerna
      @worstengineerna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      @@ShadowKain666 u just sad cause u aint gone in no dates bb

    • @ShadowKain666
      @ShadowKain666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@worstengineerna I guess my kids just popped up out of the ground.
      Thanks for letting me know.

    • @ill4570
      @ill4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      😂 his date played over seas bruh he made money lmao