I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza
@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope
This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later. The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules. The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.
Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years
@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one: Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop) Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop) Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop) Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop) Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob
@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it
@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.
We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS. This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!
That non-cardinal pope was actually a really interesting guy. He became pope by sending hatemail to the cardinals who had deadlocked the conclave, and they were so surprised at his adamancy that they made him pope. He then became the first of two popes to resign, before being arrested for resigning by the new pope.
@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice
At 3:23, one of the Cardinals hides his cell phone instead of handing it over At 4:14, instead of praying, he's squinting while kneeling, looking at his cell phone I love these little details
Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
“You can choose any name you like” Me: declares myself Julius Caesar, reestablishes the Roman Empire. Declares a holy crusade to take back Constantinople
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother over some beers. We argued for hours about what would likely happen if a modern pope declared a new crusade.
A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule
Easter Eggs: Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54 Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23 Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15
4:24 actually there is ONE "rule"....an old legend says that Saint Peter was the first pope, and the second Peter will be the last pope during the apocalypse, so if you are not a god-level troll, you usually pass that name
technically you can Combine names of former popes or choose a name never used before,like the current one did. But one would choose a new name wisely. Pope Awesome, Pope Caligula or Pope Jupiter might be inappropriate.
Ronald Bankien - The west decided to make priests celibate for some reason, while the East rejected such idiocy. And he was “Catholic” but not Roman Catholic. He gave his succession down to Rome and Antioch
+beamerball666 how about xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx or xXx_god_of_war_xXx or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)
Being a bouncer is still a profession, just like a security guard. He's seen more of life, and met more diverse people than most of us have. That's why he has the utmost respect for the economically and socially weaker sections of society. Only someone who's seen the dark side can truly appreciate the light.
Yeah I wanna know how to become him and have his job. Thus adopting my new name. Traditionally past Papas have usually all gone with Papa John but I am free to take any name I choose. I think im a tradition man though.
Well the original Papa John was the founder of Papa Johns. If you wanted to become the new CEO of Papa Johns, you'd have to have other experience running a business, enough for the board of directors to recognize your ability and hire you to their team.
Yep 0.7 % of the Catholic clergy vs, how many teachers, coaches, non-catholic ministers, etc...? Get your head out of your butt, most of those incidents terrible as they are happened between 50-70 years ago, can you say the same of others?
Bronze The Infographics Show Even funnier *IF* they pick me as even though I'm #Catholic I'm ALSO part of the global #LGBTIQ - Catholic community with mainstream views {and who would like to see women be come Cardinals too, I'm a guy}. 😉 📿🗯 ✏♨️⛪
Something vaguely like that once happened. Generally, during the voting process, the first ballot the cardinals cast is a throwaway, just to see in what direction the other cardinals are leaning. In this particular instance, almost all of them happened to write down the exact same name, leading to a very surprised man becoming pope.
Of course, moving up the ranks of Catholicism is pretty difficult. Once you become a bishop, you're only allowed to move diagonally.
noice
didn't undestood ?
@@nielsoconnel5136 In chess, bishops can only move diagonally.
@@bitequation314 Oh I didn't know it was called bishop in chess, and is "moving diagonally " a saying also ?
@@nielsoconnel5136 not really, but it's because I mentioned "moving up the ranks".
I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza
@kou shik • 9K Views these musics aren't copyrighted, but ok
@kou shik • 9K Views ever heard of public domain? no?
The music is in the public domain, yes, but any recording of it is covered by a separate copyright.
@@beeble2003 And there's plenty of public domain recordings of public domain sacred music.
Well, there's something italian about it !
I imagine someone asking the future pope
"How did you become a pope?" and he just drops "I watched CGP Grey"
Pope Francis: *yes*
@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and
therefore Each-One's-own-Matter,
but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'...
At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels
does suggest that.
@@loturzelrestaurant dude I am just making a joke
Darth Vader is now interested becoming a pope now?
Who?
Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope
Legend
BASED
Oh yeah, I heard about this in the historic documentary Pope Fights.
big time misinformation
This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later.
The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules.
The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.
Didn't know 19 million people were interested in becoming the pope. Looks like i have competition
Indeed,my freind indeed
I guess 15 million people are my enemy
Eliminate them
I'm not even catholic or a man and I want to be pope.
@@Privacymode well you already fail
Had a family member reach the level of Cardinal, didn't realize how much he actually had to go through.
Wishing your fam luck on becoming the next pope
Woah. That's cool
Make sure he becomes a pope so you can tell us what secret lies in the Vatican
@@veeer2255 yess
@@veeer2255 yesss
“First, be a man...”
*MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME*
Made my day haha😂. Good luck next time
BurglaaR Tv Satire?
@@thewestwind_ don't bother with him
Odd Lebanatron Just poking fun
Aw the guy deleted his comment. Blast. 🤣
I remember in school a kid gave a presentation on how he'd become a pope, and now I see where he got it
wait what
@@BaldMessi-i8s he's saying a kid in his school plagiarized this video for a project
@@jacksonsmith2955 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
@@localhdmain6306 Amen 🙏🏻
@@localhdmain6306 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today
Thanks
@Topside
I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!
a grizzly bear has approved of this comment
Aren’t you a little young to be the pope?
Not at all @bruhmoment
No age restrictions mentioned in video at least
I love the idea of all the cardinals just getting together and having a rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who becomes the next pope
Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years
If i were pope i would make it an mma tounament because watching a bunch of old men slug it out would be amazing
@@moogcult6492 you got yourself entertainment from up their
listen to me dont listen to him
What abput chess without moving the bishop
*"So you're saying there's a chance."*
*''YES!''*
Yesss XD
Mh yes the 0,000000000000001%
Niccolò argiolas lol
LMAO!
3:23 I have been watching this video for years, and I literally *JUST* noticed one Cardinal hiding his phone instead of turning it in.
"You can pick any name you want"
Have you heard the tragedy of Pope Plagueius the Wise?
I'm sure it's not one the Cardinals would tell you
@@cjth3beast265 lmaaaooo I died here
@@nexusanphans3813 Take a seat, young bishop.
No
He didn't say this
It must be Pope then a Saint name
And I have s book with all the saints so gl!
2:53 Just look ar left corner...
I got an ad that said become a priest. My journey starts here
I got that ad for this very video. I was very confused :)
@@adhityachandra4543 So wait for the video "How to Become Imam" ;-)
Guilherme Sartorato lmao I wish
@@guilhermesartorato93 What are you doing here bro 😂😂
@@guilhermesartorato93 Greetings from a christian brother ✝️❤️
FINALLY, now i can call my father "Son". Thanks for the tutorial
Underrated comment! But by that time, either your father will be very old or have died already due to old age.
@@mr.atheist8848 it was a joke
@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one:
Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop)
Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop)
Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop)
Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop)
Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop)
Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop)
Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣
@@mr.atheist8848 😐
@@mr.atheist8848 it is not unreasonable to assume that a 54 year old's father could be alive
Me, a teenage Hindu girl: Yes, yes this is all vital information. I should note this down.
@Laasya yes, that's so brilliant of you.
“You can choose any name you want”
Popelo Escobar
Good one
Gacha verse
xd
pope john paul 666
yes.
It is weird how you can bearly tell the difference between a seven year old video and a week old video.
His videos are that high quality
@@frut_jooos fax
Consistent youtuber, a rare commodity
yes, his videos never age
shit this comment is 7 months old rn, Illuminatti confirmed, beware of the church
I don't know why I need this knowledge but I was shocked that you explained it so simply and concisely in just a few minutes.
You must have been new here
*”So class, what did you do over the summer?”*
Me and the boys:
The Simpsons is dead
@@moltenlava9816 nobody cares
@@moltenlava9816 Roblox is dead
@@moltenlava9816 who asked ? On my way rn
Ok so nobody asked
You mean... you and the little boys?
instructions unclear, became CEO of McDonalds
joycourier 🤣
Bro that's the same thing
@Alejandro Márquez A phedora?
Hey you got the money wil low expenses
congratulations! Enjoy your new job!
Instructions unclear: I’m now in jail for assassinating a bishop
Hahahahahahaha
He told you to wait for his death smh
This IS WAR!
@@niismo. he did. He waited for the bullet to pass through his skull
@@Flarflenugen at least he waited efficiently
Thanks!
I want a Netflix series that follows a manipulative man underhandedly work his way into becoming Pope.
They can call it: House of Cardinals
Thats if you like reality tv in the first place
Cardinal McCarrick was pretty high up before he got defrocked. Was basically Kevin Spacey IRL.
Fun fact that is called an antipope, there were some of those in history but only like 5
You're talking about reality 😉
That’s just the plot of Angels and Demons, the Dan Brown novel/movie
I'm Muslim but I'm glad I spent these 5 minutes listening to these tips that I will never do
@@Jesusisgodamen11 cuz it’s interesting
@@Jesusisgodamen11 I really like learning about other religion,beliefs and thoughts,I believe we can listen and read to learn
@@Prod.by_nara yeah if everyone just hears eachother out people can come to an understanding and generally be more educated
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w yeah I can't imagine how amazing every society would be if it just had more listening between people
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w instead of just empty judgments that we encounter everyday
Lmao thanks fam it worked
Dude you seriously need to clean house.
gg
U, sir, are at a new level of humor
@GamingMaster _09 that would be even worse
gg dud ._.
Man, thanks for the tutorial, very clear. The problem is I misunderstood the religion and now I'm a Jewish Kohen. Any advice on how to proceed?
LMFAOOO
don't worry: the papacy is house of cards anyway so you could probably easily infiltrate it. Can't destroy the Orthodox Church though
With caution
@@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero wrong indication. The orthodox has now been against each other. Easier to infiltrate them.
You picked the wrong select in the menu, gotta reset your game and pick Catholic to continue
This sounds a lot like how to become the boss in a mafia family
No differences between these 2 groups.
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob
Well I know that Mafia economy mostly trading illegal in drugs but what is the Vatican economy.. what are they trading .??..🤔....☮️🖖
@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it
@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.
3:23 Cardinal in the bottom-left hides his phone
Lol
And at the prayer he uses it
Hes our inside man
peak comedy
Yes
Instructions unclear; became the president of the United States.
Please fix this dumpster fire
Instructions unclear; became the Emperor of the Galactic Empire
@@pickleism253 I am the senate
We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS.
This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!
If you like my list, please give it a "thumbs up" 👍 and rate + comment! Let's keep criminals OUT of our Government!!!
Props to the stickman who became Pope over the other stickmen. A true feat of faith and loyalty.
That non-cardinal pope was actually a really interesting guy. He became pope by sending hatemail to the cardinals who had deadlocked the conclave, and they were so surprised at his adamancy that they made him pope. He then became the first of two popes to resign, before being arrested for resigning by the new pope.
why does this feel like a life simulator game where the player just said f it and restarted the whole playthrough as a new pope?
He was a very poor and frugal hermit on a Mountain and they chose him.
gigachad
TH-cam algorithm: Wanna become a pope? This is how
Me a Muslim: Interesting
Me, an athiest gay woman
@@Natalie-101 it's lesbian
@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice
Ha
Cause its hard to be an caliph seriously there are so many faction now
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
LMAO 🤣 Love a great Holy Grail reference
Imagine seeing the pope say in the comments, thanks for the guide it realy worked,
lmao
that would be blasphemy
raw trout Yup..
Lmao
How do we know you aren't the pope?
Plot twist: The current pope followed this tutorial.
Actually once, the top liked comment on this video was from some account named "Pope Francis" and it said "LMAO! Thanks fam. It worked"
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 i know
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 yeah thats the real pope
Not present one but the next pope would have followed this.
@@rperm834 sarcasm is a thing ya know?
youtube: 'wanna know how to become a pope?'
me, a Hindu: "yeah sounds interesting"
Same
Anyone can become a Catholic, I mean, If your dream is becoming Pope, for some reason, you can always try
Same
@@dhv2852 If you become a catholic though, you can't become a member of the Royal Family in the UK.
@@souju_13 are u a royal family?
This is what I actually love about Catholicism, Protocols, Herachies, etc.
At 3:23, one of the Cardinals hides his cell phone instead of handing it over
At 4:14, instead of praying, he's squinting while kneeling, looking at his cell phone
I love these little details
The spy
There is one imposter among us.
@@JonatasAdoM stop
He is an Gamer pope
@@conflictbrooks Red was with me
Ok, forget it. You had me wanting to be a cardinal until you said they take away the carrier pigeons.
Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and
therefore Each-One's-own-Matter,
but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'...
At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels
does suggest that.
For a brief interval.
@@GeorgeDCowley Up to 3 years sometimes kappa
Putin pigeon
Well yeah, they use cardinals instead.
“You can choose any name you like”
Me: declares myself Julius Caesar, reestablishes the Roman Empire. Declares a holy crusade to take back Constantinople
You cant do that as a Pope...wait...you can...o_0
Can I come with you....?...... sound's like a plan!
Lets do this!
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother over some beers. We argued for hours about what would likely happen if a modern pope declared a new crusade.
..so basically, you'll take back modern day Turkey?? not worth the time mate...take Palestine territory instead. ..
A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule
"How to become a Pope"
*Me a female Orthodox Christian: I've been looking all over for this*
Me, a female athiest
im a female orthodox convert as well (:
@@Natalie-101 lol
@Daniel Sczebel same here
I'm female but catholic
I want a speedrun of this in the "Pope" category.
Mr Oof
The WR is believed to be held by pope XII with a time of ≈18 years
Real life speedrun Pope%
Mr Oof glitchless?
Getty Images - I don't think it's possible to have such a good run in the current patch.
@@aa01blue38 The dark prophet of youtube has a chanel. Click me fo hear the dark wisdom. He is on earth now
The video: "How to become a pope"
Almost 12M people: "This is exactly what i was looking for"
Like bait.
Lol
Now that he has passed (rest in peace) I must now rewatch this video
The current pope is still alive
@@zombiegeddon4254 The one that resigned dropped dead
@@somedude5422 yeha i know that’s basically what I was sayin
There is A Easier Way:
1- Be Very Old
2- Wear Pope Clothes
3- Declare Your Self Anti-Pope
4- Invade Vatican
5- Become Pope
AffanDede sa
as
It has never worked tho
There is no shortcut to become hokage
@James not really that strange considering swiss made excellent mercenaries and the swiss guard just sort of stayed on.
Glad I found out, it's for a friend
sup
Kevin Pereira lol
Warrior 115 we don't
Warrior 115 we don't worship her, though, and even if we did, that would be poligamy, not idolatry
Warrior 115 not worshiping her?
I have an easier way:
1. Load up Europa Universalis.
2. Select Papal State and press play.
lmao
I failed, I became king of Spain by accident
Fair enough i guess
Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, King of Scots me when i accidentally become king of spain 🙄 🤦♂️
@@themanwiththeplan728 I've become a king by accident once or twice, but that was in Crusader Kings.
Easter Eggs:
Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54
Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23
Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15
A bishop in my area just retired.
*nice*
And so did a priest just now
*double nice*
Nice
nice
nice
Nice
nice
Requirements to become a Pope:
INT: 850
STR: 225
AGI: 150
Mana: 15000
*Killed not more than 5 enemy units
*Exorcism learned
*Redemption learned
LvL 50 Cardinal
LvL 100 Bishop
LvL 150 Priest
LvL 200 Cleric
You wrote my feelings down better than professionals write songs
HP: 25/100
Class quest
Defeat bishops: 0/5
Kill the current pope: 0/1
And Divinity mastery
Reddit tier comment
Some guy on the street: You have a 0.00003% chance of becoming the pope.
Christian guy: Eh, I'll go for it.
You bigot! You called me a Christian! When I’m really Catholic!!!
@@IsraelCountryCube Aren't Christians bigots instead?
Israel Country Cube shut the fuck up you jew
A A Catholics are Christian 😂
Israel Country Cube Catholics ARE Christians
Even 10 years after I still come back to watch this
4:24 actually there is ONE "rule"....an old legend says that Saint Peter was the first pope, and the second Peter will be the last pope during the apocalypse, so if you are not a god-level troll, you usually pass that name
technically you can Combine names of former popes or choose a name never used before,like the current one did. But one would choose a new name wisely. Pope Awesome, Pope Caligula or Pope Jupiter might be inappropriate.
pOpE CuNt DeStRoYer HD
Pope McPopeySmokes
Peter was married and he was not a catholic, how can he become the first poop?
Ronald Bankien - The west decided to make priests celibate for some reason, while the East rejected such idiocy. And he was “Catholic” but not Roman Catholic.
He gave his succession down to Rome and Antioch
*_2:53_**_ I'm the only one who saw the Royal Guard on the left?_*
Nop
And a scene from Dan Brown movie😂
Nope
On the right
Lmao I thought you meant the British royal guard
100% of people here will never become a pope but we all watchin this just in case
Maybe a 12 year old is watching it, and in 60years he will be the pope. And cime back to this comment to laugh at you
@Deep Moticons There is a chance that one of the 14million people who watched this will become pope.
Plot twist Pope Francis watched this video
@@davidreyes7445 he did look at the top comment
Plot twist: after this video was released one person who watched it became a priest
21 million people want to be a pope
Me as the Pope: You will do Russian roulette to decide my replacement.
😳
ª
battle royal
a
The last one standing then gets to choose all ~200 replacements for the dead Cardinals. Nice.
I’m still looking for the comment that Francis Pope made saying “LMMAAOOO, thanks it worked”
Me 2
It was literally the first one for me
Liar
no its just"Lmao thanks fam it worked"
it was the first one
4:16 “dear lord, please help the others see how wrong they are.”
A prayer that should be spoken every day by every cardinal
*4:15
@J M yup
@J M ~ Your Catholic lil sis
4:15
That guy on the right is using a phone during a prayer!
@@not_omegatrius ???????????????
I love being up at 3 AM watching a video on how to be a pope.
3:23 love how one of them hides his phone
Look at 2:53
@@IdentityVI Star Wars dude
I didn’t notice that
Video I watched they all gave up their phones. What are you looking at?
@@bpdubb look at the cardinal on the bottom row to the far left at 3:22-3:24
2:53 is nobody going to talk about the praetorian on the far left there?
No I didn't even notice. Fits right in! 😂😂
This deserves more likes
Lol
We noticed. We always notice.
I assume you mean.imperial royal guard, not a praetorian guard
Instructions unclear, accidentally restarted the USSR
Don’t worry it’ll collapse again
There are no accidents
We all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo.
but i can only work part time as pope... am i still good
Our ussr
What if I named myself pope pope to confuse people
2:53 I've been watching this several times and now I notice Palpatine's guard at the left
I only noticed it after you pointed it out.
HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THAT YET?!?!?!?!??!?!?
The heck?
I didn't notice it, but I did thought he would pull something like that.
hahaha. noticed it on first go, was looking as had to go back.
Imagine in 60 years, the new pope will have watched TH-cam and played League of Legends or Counter Strike in his youth pretty much guaranteed :D
Why those two games in particular
@@amber-1481 they have been very popular for a long time
@@amber-1481 also minecraft :)
At least we know they'll be celibate
@@ajsadler1 Pretty much guaranteed
"Wait" for the current pope to die.
Got it
Hear you loud and clear
Well, yes. But they prefer you not talk about that.
"Oh no! The Pope seems to have fallen on that knife, what a shame...
So should we start the voting now, or?"
Swiss Guard? Keep an eye on this one.
Send your spymaster to the vatican to increase chances of the murder plot firing
Every few months I come and check back in on this video just to find out that I am in fact, not the pope
Anybody noticed Monty Python The Holy Grail references?
Verified check ✅☑️✔️
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I've never seen that movie but would really like to, seems funny
@@justinsparrow6381 neither have I but I know that one scene from online clips
@@HofTheStage Great classical low-budget movie
“You can choose any name you want”
XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX
imagine this happening for real XD
69 likes
NUB it could happen because memes are taking over the planet
XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX The First.
The fuck, 89 likes. Now my previous comment makes no sense.
"You can choose any name you want"
Me: Pope Biggus Dickus The 69th
Wife's Incontinentia
Pope Jesus Christ
YuRRdZAFF khheee
✋😌👌 best name
Pambansang Bayaw He ranks very highly in Rome
...so we could have a pope named "His Holiness Hash Slinging-Slasher"?
SpongeBob!
+James F eliminate only the impossible
or "Antidisestablishmentarianism sells sea shells by the sea shore and picked a pack of pickled peppers"?
Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
No, the system makes this impossible to happen
This video is 10 years old and its better then most modern videos???
the left cardinal hides his cellphone 3:22
lmfao rofl
Good eye 🤣
Gotta clear that browser history of little boys
What the fuck do you use them eyes for
4:15 and one is using his cellphone lmao
Now you can choose the name you like.... xXDaRk-JuAnCiToXx
+Đivector Kyané xXXPuSSySLaYerXXx
The twitter account of the vatican has something like "Pontefix" in his name which here in italy sounds extremely douchy
Pope Khorne!!!!
+beamerball666 how about
xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx
or xXx_god_of_war_xXx
or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)
+legacysage The funny part is that if a pope name has already been taken, they really do just add a number to the end.
a future Pope is watching this setting his plans in motion lol
That will be me, I’m Catholic and a male
pope francis will be the last pope.
there is no other pope after him.
I just started my education to become a priest so who knows what will happen lol.
@@バユ-バユ??
@Brian Montgomery the rapture probably
3:16 Wait i never noticed this video was posted 9 days before Pope Benedict XVI resigned
“Does in depth research on each candidate”
Francis: Bouncer in Buenos Aires
Cardinals: Yeah he’ll do
wait wha this can’t be true
Edit: ()
@@HideFromIt Yeah the actual Pope worked has a Bouncer before becoming a priest.
@@lucario2188 I love this species and our monkey brains
Being a bouncer is still a profession, just like a security guard. He's seen more of life, and met more diverse people than most of us have. That's why he has the utmost respect for the economically and socially weaker sections of society.
Only someone who's seen the dark side can truly appreciate the light.
nobody:
TH-cam recommendations: *how to become pope*
TH-cam wants another crusade
Im not Catholic, so why am I being shown this
I hope a pope one day gives instructions of his replacement to be elected by battle royale.
YESSS
@Zxcvbnm Productions [Zxcvbnm Union] what, yes!
This is why one cardinal didn’t get his phone taken away...
@Zxcvbnm Productions [Zxcvbnm Union] Relax it’ll just be a paintball battle
Cardinals : Deus Vult
Imagine after 10 years TH-cam recommends this to you
SO MUCH more helpful than all the other tutorial videos. I actually followed these steps and am now successfully a pope. Liked and subscribed!
To be fair, it is pretty easy once you follow the steps. I became pope like 4 times now. Now I am going for the any% speedrun.
@@kevinthegreatandthemighty1403 same, I'm speed running it this time. My record was 7 years last time
You're such a sussseeeeeyyyy baaakaaaaa
@@jessicabryce7744 wow my record was 9 years
Do one on how to become Papa John.
But he just did.
You mean the pizza guy? (If not sorry I'm just really hungry)
Yeah I wanna know how to become him and have his job. Thus adopting my new name. Traditionally past Papas have usually all gone with Papa John but I am free to take any name I choose. I think im a tradition man though.
Well the original Papa John was the founder of Papa Johns. If you wanted to become the new CEO of Papa Johns, you'd have to have other experience running a business, enough for the board of directors to recognize your ability and hire you to their team.
I became papa emeritus
I have finished step one. Not even my mom can do that.
*step 2
@Pink AKOoOOoFffF
@Pink AK Get the fuck out.
Pink AK fEmAles cAnt bE... shut up! Don’t talk if you don’t know what “joke” means. Feminist, idiot, no good to our planet.
Yep 0.7 % of the Catholic clergy vs, how many teachers, coaches, non-catholic ministers, etc...? Get your head out of your butt, most of those incidents terrible as they are happened between 50-70 years ago, can you say the same of others?
Yeah… I could do that
3:22 the far left cardinal kept his phone
Oh no
He really hiding his phone💀💀😂
Bot.o where
P
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that may be an Apostolic Nuncio
Mom: "Get off the computer right now! You have homework to do!"
Me: "Wait mom, I need to see how to become the Pope."
So funny 😂
Now you do homework on the computer!
-putin is chosen every 4 years
-pope is chosen for life
-putin have meet 4 pope
Edit:pls stop drama
Wait how?
@@teresadaly7210 I think a pope dies every year mayeb
@@alba2162 no most pope are old Putin been in power for 22 years
@@teresadaly7210 cus Putin is a corrupt piece of garbage who takes advantage of his people and kills political rivals and puppets those in power
@@specificocean588 Said the non-russian HAHAHA stfu you ignorant.
01:18 *moves diagonally*
and then he sacrificed the BISHOP!
-Levy Rozman
Could you imagine if they picked just some random dude? That'd be funny as hell.
Shigeru miyamoto is the new pope
Fun is not their mission.
Bronze The Infographics Show Even funnier *IF* they pick me as even though I'm #Catholic I'm ALSO part of the global #LGBTIQ - Catholic community with mainstream views {and who would like to see women be come Cardinals too, I'm a guy}. 😉 📿🗯 ✏♨️⛪
They pick a getto man saying ya’ll mothafaka need jezas
Something vaguely like that once happened. Generally, during the voting process, the first ballot the cardinals cast is a throwaway, just to see in what direction the other cardinals are leaning. In this particular instance, almost all of them happened to write down the exact same name, leading to a very surprised man becoming pope.
"welcome guys in another simple TH-cam tutorial..."
*indian voice*
Ima wait for speed runners
@@kaba1996 😂😂
The fact that Pope Francis has a copy of Undertale makes me think it’s entirely possible to pick the new pope just by beating the pacifist route
"But the last time it ever happened was essentially never"
New pope will be darkviperau confirmed
this comment is amazing
Whenever I feel sad, I always read this video’s comment section.
Damn, the subtitles in Spanish talk about why is the Vatican such a small country LMAOO
Only in spanish from spain, which are the subtitles to the cgp grey vatican video. Try the Mexican for the correct subtitles.
Wrong subtitles, they are from his other video Explaining The Vatican. How did that happened?
@@mateomoreno331 subs can be uploaded by file, they just pick the wrong one
Imagine becoming a Pope u name yourself "Pope Dope"
What the crap i was bout to comment that
2:53 snuck an Emperor’s Guard into the bottom left from Star Wars
You are sharp
among us guard
Red sus.
France
Impirial Royal Guard
R.I.P. Benedict XVI.
Step one: get a really tall hat
Step two: challenge the current pope to a hat battle
Step three: hat battle to the death
Lauren Simon This unironically was the reason why tf2 died
Raime The Fume Knight died? I mean its not at its peak but 50k players daily.
Ekkdkldksk Ifbdbsknskf Yeah that was dumb of me to say but you can't deny that tf2 is going the same route as CSGO
Lauren Simon I
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