How to Become Pope

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  • @topside1981
    @topside1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17451

    Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today

    • @topside1981
      @topside1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Thanks

    • @poopoo7540
      @poopoo7540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Topside
      I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!

    • @Helloknight
      @Helloknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      a grizzly bear has approved of this comment

    • @bruhmoment6658
      @bruhmoment6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Aren’t you a little young to be the pope?

    • @topside1981
      @topside1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not at all @bruhmoment
      No age restrictions mentioned in video at least

  • @OMGpandemic
    @OMGpandemic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9874

    *"So you're saying there's a chance."*

  • @outriggerblue
    @outriggerblue ปีที่แล้ว +17224

    Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope

    • @cantthinkofaname5046
      @cantthinkofaname5046 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

      Legend

    • @cj-zp1pw
      @cj-zp1pw ปีที่แล้ว +1716

      BASED

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa ปีที่แล้ว +684

      Oh yeah, I heard about this in the historic documentary Pope Fights.

    • @pdfbanana
      @pdfbanana ปีที่แล้ว +189

      big time misinformation

    • @jort93z
      @jort93z ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later.
      The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules.
      The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.

  • @Loonfuzzy
    @Loonfuzzy ปีที่แล้ว +8460

    I remember in school a kid gave a presentation on how he'd become a pope, and now I see where he got it

    • @user-lo6uo1rj4s
      @user-lo6uo1rj4s ปีที่แล้ว +45

      wait what

    • @jacksonsmith2955
      @jacksonsmith2955 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      @@user-lo6uo1rj4s he's saying a kid in his school plagiarized this video for a project

    • @localhdmain6306
      @localhdmain6306 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      @@jacksonsmith2955 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does

    • @Nebweed
      @Nebweed ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@localhdmain6306 Amen 🙏🏻

    • @jayparekh4080
      @jayparekh4080 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@localhdmain6306 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does

  • @bitequation314
    @bitequation314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54570

    Of course, moving up the ranks of Catholicism is pretty difficult. Once you become a bishop, you're only allowed to move diagonally.

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      noice

    • @nielsoconnel5136
      @nielsoconnel5136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      didn't undestood ?

    • @bitequation314
      @bitequation314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

      @@nielsoconnel5136 In chess, bishops can only move diagonally.

    • @nielsoconnel5136
      @nielsoconnel5136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@bitequation314 Oh I didn't know it was called bishop in chess, and is "moving diagonally " a saying also ?

    • @bitequation314
      @bitequation314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +507

      @@nielsoconnel5136 not really, but it's because I mentioned "moving up the ranks".

  • @thewestwind_
    @thewestwind_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27996

    “First, be a man...”
    *MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME*

    • @erickalejandropullastaboad9718
      @erickalejandropullastaboad9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      Made my day haha😂. Good luck next time

    • @thewestwind_
      @thewestwind_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      BurglaaR Tv Satire?

    • @Leb149
      @Leb149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@thewestwind_ don't bother with him

    • @thewestwind_
      @thewestwind_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Odd Lebanatron Just poking fun

    • @thewestwind_
      @thewestwind_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Aw the guy deleted his comment. Blast. 🤣

  • @laasya6144
    @laasya6144 ปีที่แล้ว +4173

    Me, a teenage Hindu girl: Yes, yes this is all vital information. I should note this down.

    • @Danny-si3ec
      @Danny-si3ec ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @Laasya yes, that's so brilliant of you.

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    3:23 I have been watching this video for years, and I literally *JUST* noticed one Cardinal hiding his phone instead of turning it in.

  • @lilphoque4904
    @lilphoque4904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17853

    Didn't know 19 million people were interested in becoming the pope. Looks like i have competition

    • @akaidtobib.7
      @akaidtobib.7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Indeed,my freind indeed

    • @oofanatorer
      @oofanatorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      I guess 15 million people are my enemy

    • @purplebrickwall
      @purplebrickwall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Eliminate them

    • @Privacymode
      @Privacymode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      I'm not even catholic or a man and I want to be pope.

    • @oofanatorer
      @oofanatorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@Privacymode well you already fail

  • @Qulxotic
    @Qulxotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6585

    “You can choose any name you want”
    Popelo Escobar

  • @levy4380
    @levy4380 ปีที่แล้ว +2551

    Man, thanks for the tutorial, very clear. The problem is I misunderstood the religion and now I'm a Jewish Kohen. Any advice on how to proceed?

    • @starcollapse5227
      @starcollapse5227 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      LMFAOOO

    • @0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero
      @0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero ปีที่แล้ว +63

      don't worry: the papacy is house of cards anyway so you could probably easily infiltrate it. Can't destroy the Orthodox Church though

    • @kevinswanson6621
      @kevinswanson6621 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      With caution

    • @theosteven3362
      @theosteven3362 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero wrong indication. The orthodox has now been against each other. Easier to infiltrate them.

    • @breadguy1010
      @breadguy1010 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      You picked the wrong select in the menu, gotta reset your game and pick Catholic to continue

  • @blaszka5073
    @blaszka5073 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    I don't know why I need this knowledge but I was shocked that you explained it so simply and concisely in just a few minutes.

    • @DoAGoldeneye
      @DoAGoldeneye ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You must have been new here

  • @helixtheraptor9374
    @helixtheraptor9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20917

    Instructions unclear: I’m now in jail for assassinating a bishop

    • @stefandomeier1911
      @stefandomeier1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @niismo.
      @niismo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

      He told you to wait for his death smh

    • @theoneguywiththeyoutubecha204
      @theoneguywiththeyoutubecha204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      This IS WAR!

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      @@niismo. he did. He waited for the bullet to pass through his skull

    • @taxevasion8946
      @taxevasion8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      @@Flarflenugen at least he waited efficiently

  • @mediterraneanclassic
    @mediterraneanclassic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17458

    I imagine someone asking the future pope
    "How did you become a pope?" and he just drops "I watched CGP Grey"

    • @yeetusfeetus713
      @yeetusfeetus713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Pope Francis: *yes*

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and
      therefore Each-One's-own-Matter,
      but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'...
      At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels
      does suggest that.

    • @yeetusfeetus713
      @yeetusfeetus713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@loturzelrestaurant dude I am just making a joke

    • @christinecamua
      @christinecamua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Darth Vader is now interested becoming a pope now?

    • @alvaro93364
      @alvaro93364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who?

  • @AbonEsCabron
    @AbonEsCabron ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Props to the stickman who became Pope over the other stickmen. A true feat of faith and loyalty.

  • @Christmas-Jacket
    @Christmas-Jacket ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Easter Eggs:
    Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54
    Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23
    Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15

  • @grimble4564
    @grimble4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6994

    I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza

    • @danielbruceagra9022
      @danielbruceagra9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @kou shik • 9K Views these musics aren't copyrighted, but ok

    • @SortaSora
      @SortaSora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @kou shik • 9K Views ever heard of public domain? no?

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The music is in the public domain, yes, but any recording of it is covered by a separate copyright.

    • @jatsefos
      @jatsefos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@beeble2003 And there's plenty of public domain recordings of public domain sacred music.

    • @apaloosa01
      @apaloosa01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, there's something italian about it !

  • @pmc614
    @pmc614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5485

    "You can pick any name you want"
    Have you heard the tragedy of Pope Plagueius the Wise?

    • @cjth3beast265
      @cjth3beast265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      I'm sure it's not one the Cardinals would tell you

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@cjth3beast265 lmaaaooo I died here

    • @arkhamsquire4503
      @arkhamsquire4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@nexusanphans3813 Take a seat, young bishop.

    • @animegirl8033
      @animegirl8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No
      He didn't say this
      It must be Pope then a Saint name
      And I have s book with all the saints so gl!

    • @rananarinoglu5008
      @rananarinoglu5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      2:53 Just look ar left corner...

  • @Rafael-qd3yq
    @Rafael-qd3yq ปีที่แล้ว +66

    A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule

  • @CardPlayingStrategies
    @CardPlayingStrategies ปีที่แล้ว +103

    What is your quest?
    What is your favorite color?
    LMAO 🤣 Love a great Holy Grail reference

  • @haydenchan6389
    @haydenchan6389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12894

    Instructions unclear; became the president of the United States.

    • @AtomicAlchemist
      @AtomicAlchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Please fix this dumpster fire

    • @pickleism253
      @pickleism253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Instructions unclear; became the Emperor of the Galactic Empire

    • @greaterbritannia5745
      @greaterbritannia5745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@pickleism253 I am the senate

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS.
      This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you like my list, please give it a "thumbs up" 👍 and rate + comment! Let's keep criminals OUT of our Government!!!

  • @joycourier
    @joycourier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8910

    instructions unclear, became CEO of McDonalds

    • @steamdragon8550
      @steamdragon8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      joycourier 🤣

    • @gadzo4
      @gadzo4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Bro that's the same thing

    • @queruba.
      @queruba. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Alejandro Márquez A phedora?

    • @frindjinny6
      @frindjinny6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey you got the money wil low expenses

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      congratulations! Enjoy your new job!

  • @HunterTube13387six
    @HunterTube13387six 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    21 million people want to be a pope

  • @claushellsing
    @claushellsing ปีที่แล้ว +203

    This is what I actually love about Catholicism, Protocols, Herachies, etc.

  • @jasperhugelier1556
    @jasperhugelier1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5660

    “You can choose any name you want”
    XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX

    • @handsomearabian
      @handsomearabian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      imagine this happening for real XD

    • @Mc__Nugget
      @Mc__Nugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      69 likes

    • @MrMcfish
      @MrMcfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      NUB it could happen because memes are taking over the planet

    • @lacrimi512
      @lacrimi512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX The First.

    • @Mc__Nugget
      @Mc__Nugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The fuck, 89 likes. Now my previous comment makes no sense.

  • @Seltyk
    @Seltyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    3:23 Cardinal in the bottom-left hides his phone

  • @deodeo7620
    @deodeo7620 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Now that he has passed (rest in peace) I must now rewatch this video

    • @zombiegeddon4254
      @zombiegeddon4254 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The current pope is still alive

    • @somedude5422
      @somedude5422 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zombiegeddon4254 The one that resigned dropped dead

    • @zombiegeddon4254
      @zombiegeddon4254 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@somedude5422 yeha i know that’s basically what I was sayin

  • @MarcusMaximilianII
    @MarcusMaximilianII ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Thanks!

  • @dr.quackenbacker5247
    @dr.quackenbacker5247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38778

    Had a family member reach the level of Cardinal, didn't realize how much he actually had to go through.

    • @UglyNTRBastard
      @UglyNTRBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5564

      Wishing your fam luck on becoming the next pope

    • @suparobomania
      @suparobomania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

      Woah. That's cool

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3827

      Make sure he becomes a pope so you can tell us what secret lies in the Vatican

    • @veeer2255
      @veeer2255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +877

      Keep updating us

    • @thesunandthemoon9688
      @thesunandthemoon9688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@veeer2255 yess

  • @shadithakis
    @shadithakis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    I got an ad that said become a priest. My journey starts here

    • @adhityachandra4543
      @adhityachandra4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I got that ad for this very video. I was very confused :)

    • @guilhermesartorato93
      @guilhermesartorato93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@adhityachandra4543 So wait for the video "How to Become Imam" ;-)

    • @Ramo_1221
      @Ramo_1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guilherme Sartorato lmao I wish

    • @juanfilip1899
      @juanfilip1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guilhermesartorato93 What are you doing here bro 😂😂

    • @juanfilip1899
      @juanfilip1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@guilhermesartorato93 Greetings from a christian brother ✝️❤️

  • @fsgdevil7959
    @fsgdevil7959 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Every few months I come and check back in on this video just to find out that I am in fact, not the pope

  • @paleo2265
    @paleo2265 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Even 10 years after I still come back to watch this

  • @zkace
    @zkace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8867

    0:56 "Master of Divinity" sounds like the final upgrade to the healing magic tree of some RPG

    • @juan.3077
      @juan.3077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ikr lmao

    • @jsgv7935
      @jsgv7935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      LMAOOOOO

    • @jsgv7935
      @jsgv7935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      it sounds like a modded terraria weapon

    • @970A
      @970A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jsgv7935 yo wanna play terraria?

    • @jsgv7935
      @jsgv7935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@970A sure what's yo discord

  • @baconhasdignity6043
    @baconhasdignity6043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6835

    *”So class, what did you do over the summer?”*
    Me and the boys:

    • @moltenlava9816
      @moltenlava9816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Simpsons is dead

    • @icantthinkofacreativenamei8274
      @icantthinkofacreativenamei8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@moltenlava9816 nobody cares

    • @smlik
      @smlik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@moltenlava9816 Roblox is dead

    • @SalvadoranSapper503
      @SalvadoranSapper503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@moltenlava9816 who asked ? On my way rn
      Ok so nobody asked

    • @samharding2318
      @samharding2318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You mean... you and the little boys?

  • @notkono
    @notkono ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Yeah… I could do that

  • @AL_O0
    @AL_O0 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:16 Wait i never noticed this video was posted 9 days before Pope Benedict XVI resigned

  • @joshuathompson566
    @joshuathompson566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14576

    This sounds a lot like how to become the boss in a mafia family

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

      No differences between these 2 groups.

    • @kurozumi9834
      @kurozumi9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      @@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob

    • @klytouch5285
      @klytouch5285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Well I know that Mafia economy mostly trading illegal in drugs but what is the Vatican economy.. what are they trading .??..🤔....☮️🖖

    • @kurozumi9834
      @kurozumi9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it

    • @justins8802
      @justins8802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.

  • @07g53
    @07g53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14225

    FINALLY, now i can call my father "Son". Thanks for the tutorial

    • @mr.atheist8848
      @mr.atheist8848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Underrated comment! But by that time, either your father will be very old or have died already due to old age.

    • @ranjitsharma5811
      @ranjitsharma5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@mr.atheist8848 it was a joke

    • @mr.atheist8848
      @mr.atheist8848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one:
      Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop)
      Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop)
      Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop)
      Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop)
      Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop)
      Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop)
      Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣

    • @eli3l
      @eli3l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@mr.atheist8848 😐

    • @rayaqin
      @rayaqin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@mr.atheist8848 it is not unreasonable to assume that a 54 year old's father could be alive

  • @burger5488
    @burger5488 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love being up at 3 AM watching a video on how to be a pope.

  • @bettysims336
    @bettysims336 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the work, keep it up!!

  • @drdounut6658
    @drdounut6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    Plot twist: The current pope followed this tutorial.

    • @hemanthbhaskar6964
      @hemanthbhaskar6964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Actually once, the top liked comment on this video was from some account named "Pope Francis" and it said "LMAO! Thanks fam. It worked"

    • @drdounut6658
      @drdounut6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hemanthbhaskar6964 i know

    • @vaniljam5176
      @vaniljam5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hemanthbhaskar6964 yeah thats the real pope

    • @rperm834
      @rperm834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not present one but the next pope would have followed this.

    • @Someone-fr7vh
      @Someone-fr7vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rperm834 sarcasm is a thing ya know?

  • @darklanov
    @darklanov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12800

    TH-cam algorithm: Wanna become a pope? This is how
    Me a Muslim: Interesting

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

      Me, an athiest gay woman

    • @arunmishra4311
      @arunmishra4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@Natalie-101 it's lesbian

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      @@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice

    • @muhammadasadabbas5479
      @muhammadasadabbas5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ha

    • @muhammadasadabbas5479
      @muhammadasadabbas5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cause its hard to be an caliph seriously there are so many faction now

  • @cherryontop5903
    @cherryontop5903 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    01:18 *moves diagonally*

  • @Flamm.Frostwater
    @Flamm.Frostwater ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What if I named myself pope pope to confuse people

  • @sazvanali1371
    @sazvanali1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2533

    Instructions unclear, accidentally restarted the USSR

    • @Ben-222
      @Ben-222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Don’t worry it’ll collapse again

    • @iaminyourwalls107
      @iaminyourwalls107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      There are no accidents

    • @mostlikelyaperson6940
      @mostlikelyaperson6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo.

    • @alexnather7614
      @alexnather7614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but i can only work part time as pope... am i still good

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our ussr

  • @cryptorchild89
    @cryptorchild89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14237

    I want a Netflix series that follows a manipulative man underhandedly work his way into becoming Pope.
    They can call it: House of Cardinals

    • @silkyfirst3097
      @silkyfirst3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Thats if you like reality tv in the first place

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Cardinal McCarrick was pretty high up before he got defrocked. Was basically Kevin Spacey IRL.

    • @jononpaper
      @jononpaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Fun fact that is called an antipope, there were some of those in history but only like 5

    • @gabahungle568
      @gabahungle568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You're talking about reality 😉

    • @TheFlair4thedramatic
      @TheFlair4thedramatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      That’s just the plot of Angels and Demons, the Dan Brown novel/movie

  • @VictorArgamim
    @VictorArgamim ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very accurate. Well done!

  • @ClaytorOutdoors
    @ClaytorOutdoors ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video is 10 years old and its better then most modern videos???

  • @sovietstheexplorer9471
    @sovietstheexplorer9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5095

    There is A Easier Way:
    1- Be Very Old
    2- Wear Pope Clothes
    3- Declare Your Self Anti-Pope
    4- Invade Vatican
    5- Become Pope

    • @MusicIsLife-cd1xd
      @MusicIsLife-cd1xd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AffanDede sa

    • @Sahelian
      @Sahelian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as

    • @hectordanielsanchezcobo7713
      @hectordanielsanchezcobo7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It has never worked tho

    • @alkolink
      @alkolink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      There is no shortcut to become hokage

    • @minderbart1
      @minderbart1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @James not really that strange considering swiss made excellent mercenaries and the swiss guard just sort of stayed on.

  • @KyaneOficial
    @KyaneOficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    Now you can choose the name you like.... xXDaRk-JuAnCiToXx

    • @louisxvioffrance990
      @louisxvioffrance990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      +Đivector Kyané xXXPuSSySLaYerXXx

    • @DriverMate
      @DriverMate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The twitter account of the vatican has something like "Pontefix" in his name which here in italy sounds extremely douchy

    • @legacysage
      @legacysage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      +That One Person
      ERROR: This name has already been taken.

    • @beamerball666
      @beamerball666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pope Khorne!!!!

    • @akashramola1639
      @akashramola1639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +beamerball666 how about
      xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx
      or xXx_god_of_war_xXx
      or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)

  • @chaplainmattsanders4884
    @chaplainmattsanders4884 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well done (and side note: bonus point for correct usage of “penultimate”!)

  • @crypt2860
    @crypt2860 ปีที่แล้ว

    thankyou for making this video found it very helpful, im now on my way to get a masters divinity and a masters in catholic philosaphy

  • @shruti0341
    @shruti0341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4968

    youtube: 'wanna know how to become a pope?'
    me, a Hindu: "yeah sounds interesting"

    • @rperm834
      @rperm834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Same

    • @dhv2852
      @dhv2852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Anyone can become a Catholic, I mean, If your dream is becoming Pope, for some reason, you can always try

    • @agniswar3
      @agniswar3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same

    • @user-ir6mk6me7t
      @user-ir6mk6me7t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@dhv2852 If you become a catholic though, you can't become a member of the Royal Family in the UK.

    • @Unknown-fh3pc
      @Unknown-fh3pc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@user-ir6mk6me7t are u a royal family?

  • @wonderquestor
    @wonderquestor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11563

    I love the idea of all the cardinals just getting together and having a rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who becomes the next pope

    • @Pascaffa
      @Pascaffa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years

    • @moogcult6492
      @moogcult6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      If i were pope i would make it an mma tounament because watching a bunch of old men slug it out would be amazing

    • @jem9932
      @jem9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@moogcult6492 you got yourself entertainment from up their

    • @mohanotfound
      @mohanotfound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      listen to me dont listen to him

    • @dinossanbox7607
      @dinossanbox7607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What abput chess without moving the bishop

  • @ZiiIsKing
    @ZiiIsKing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks dawg this helped me alot 🙏

  • @stevenspivak4346
    @stevenspivak4346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks, really helpful

  • @Shebbi04
    @Shebbi04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    It is weird how you can bearly tell the difference between a seven year old video and a week old video.

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      His videos are that high quality

    • @duck3554
      @duck3554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@frut_jooos fax

    • @shreyaskrishna6038
      @shreyaskrishna6038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Consistent youtuber, a rare commodity

    • @Yemmi
      @Yemmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, his videos never age

    • @arnavnarang8342
      @arnavnarang8342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      shit this comment is 7 months old rn, Illuminatti confirmed, beware of the church

  • @literally_a_neck
    @literally_a_neck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6141

    I'm Muslim but I'm glad I spent these 5 minutes listening to these tips that I will never do

    • @shaikm5151
      @shaikm5151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@Jesusisgodamen11 cuz it’s interesting

    • @literally_a_neck
      @literally_a_neck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@Jesusisgodamen11 I really like learning about other religion,beliefs and thoughts,I believe we can listen and read to learn

    • @user-bs2vb2sr5w
      @user-bs2vb2sr5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@literally_a_neck yeah if everyone just hears eachother out people can come to an understanding and generally be more educated

    • @literally_a_neck
      @literally_a_neck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@user-bs2vb2sr5w yeah I can't imagine how amazing every society would be if it just had more listening between people

    • @literally_a_neck
      @literally_a_neck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@user-bs2vb2sr5w instead of just empty judgments that we encounter everyday

  • @muon6993
    @muon6993 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It would be interesting to see a similar video about how to become Ecumenical Patriarch in orthodoxy.

  • @ToxicTurquoise454
    @ToxicTurquoise454 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    R.I.P. Benedict XVI.

  • @mac1397
    @mac1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3670

    "How to become a Pope"
    *Me a female Orthodox Christian: I've been looking all over for this*

  • @Cawaro
    @Cawaro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5016

    100% of people here will never become a pope but we all watchin this just in case

    • @gergokiss2086
      @gergokiss2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Maybe a 12 year old is watching it, and in 60years he will be the pope. And cime back to this comment to laugh at you

    • @gergokiss2086
      @gergokiss2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Deep Moticons There is a chance that one of the 14million people who watched this will become pope.

    • @davidreyes7445
      @davidreyes7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Plot twist Pope Francis watched this video

    • @lololololol8677
      @lololololol8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@davidreyes7445 he did look at the top comment

    • @tristanortega606
      @tristanortega606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plot twist: after this video was released one person who watched it became a priest

  • @saldybfytpiscanceledg
    @saldybfytpiscanceledg ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine after 10 years TH-cam recommends this to you

  • @rudyhudson2927
    @rudyhudson2927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cheers for the weekend plans

  • @popefrancis3479
    @popefrancis3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253014

    Lmao thanks fam it worked

  • @_shawarmaman_3678
    @_shawarmaman_3678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    My pope name would be pope sicle.

    • @someguy9227
      @someguy9227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Clever...

    • @erickpeculiar823
      @erickpeculiar823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dead😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justAguyDs
      @justAguyDs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      fuck. Pope corn......fucking drinking water while reading that

    • @alestiiidaeno_last3075
      @alestiiidaeno_last3075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +justAguyDs
      Don't drown bro/sis

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      how about pope tart

  • @misterduck4527
    @misterduck4527 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you for making this video. I think I will become a pope now.

    • @mamiandrianina
      @mamiandrianina ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to be a human though

  • @feifei3227
    @feifei3227 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    As an atheist woman this is very informative.

  • @ERDude
    @ERDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    the left cardinal hides his cellphone 3:22

    • @rawtrout3402
      @rawtrout3402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      lmfao rofl

    • @avidinvestor9409
      @avidinvestor9409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Good eye 🤣

    • @eliasbsalas
      @eliasbsalas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Gotta clear that browser history of little boys

    • @JunoCad
      @JunoCad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What the fuck do you use them eyes for

    • @shapetick4096
      @shapetick4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      4:15 and one is using his cellphone lmao

  • @chrisrubin6445
    @chrisrubin6445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3979

    Instructions unclear, burned down Notre Dame.

  • @mrhola9859
    @mrhola9859 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bros put the CC on is amazing

  • @alexanderpavlov1754
    @alexanderpavlov1754 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for the tut

  • @alexb.5071
    @alexb.5071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    Instructions unclear: I joined the illuminati

    • @RBLXProd
      @RBLXProd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I joined the Illuminazi

    • @Astral_YT
      @Astral_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We are real you know?

    • @ivang3678
      @ivang3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Astral_YT lol me too

    • @zycklacon9588
      @zycklacon9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That works too

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh, illuminati, I got the robot inquisition

  • @haroldinho9930
    @haroldinho9930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    A bishop in my area just retired.
    *nice*
    And so did a priest just now
    *double nice*

  • @perfi4333
    @perfi4333 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whenever I feel sad, I always read this video’s comment section.

  • @baycosinus
    @baycosinus ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I didn't know I wanted to become Pope until this video and somehow I'm sad about being late on this career path.

  • @Kelly_C
    @Kelly_C 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    ...so we could have a pope named "His Holiness Hash Slinging-Slasher"?

    • @EnxzVFXz
      @EnxzVFXz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SpongeBob!

    • @Kelly_C
      @Kelly_C 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +James F eliminate only the impossible

    • @TheRandomizers
      @TheRandomizers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      or "Antidisestablishmentarianism sells sea shells by the sea shore and picked a pack of pickled peppers"?

    • @GabeNewellDFTBA
      @GabeNewellDFTBA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.

    • @greenfox1991
      @greenfox1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, the system makes this impossible to happen

  • @omegaultramax
    @omegaultramax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    2:53 is nobody going to talk about the praetorian on the far left there?

    • @mysticmusical
      @mysticmusical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      No I didn't even notice. Fits right in! 😂😂

    • @winxwest2964
      @winxwest2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This deserves more likes

    • @professionalsimpdestroyer4135
      @professionalsimpdestroyer4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @Goji01Films
      @Goji01Films 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We noticed. We always notice.

    • @blaster1006
      @blaster1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I assume you mean.imperial royal guard, not a praetorian guard

  • @Melerme
    @Melerme ปีที่แล้ว +9

    now i know why this got in my recommended 1:16

  • @nohup1779
    @nohup1779 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why a napolitan background music on a roman video? Now I want a video on how to became the San Francisco major with "I wish I was in Dixie" playing in the background XD

  • @liberaltears1714
    @liberaltears1714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    “You can choose any name you like”
    Me: declares myself Julius Caesar, reestablishes the Roman Empire. Declares a holy crusade to take back Constantinople

    • @kikebautista2110
      @kikebautista2110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You cant do that as a Pope...wait...you can...o_0

    • @nojnoj3069
      @nojnoj3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Can I come with you....?...... sound's like a plan!

    • @sirgando3774
      @sirgando3774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lets do this!

    • @snesguy9176
      @snesguy9176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother over some beers. We argued for hours about what would likely happen if a modern pope declared a new crusade.

    • @katsu_papi
      @katsu_papi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ..so basically, you'll take back modern day Turkey?? not worth the time mate...take Palestine territory instead. ..

  • @phcusnret
    @phcusnret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    Ok, forget it. You had me wanting to be a cardinal until you said they take away the carrier pigeons.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and
      therefore Each-One's-own-Matter,
      but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'...
      At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels
      does suggest that.

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      For a brief interval.

    • @TheSweetSpirit
      @TheSweetSpirit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@GeorgeDCowley Up to 3 years sometimes kappa

    • @siantopablo9149
      @siantopablo9149 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Putin pigeon

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well yeah, they use cardinals instead.

  • @Jp-qt8xy
    @Jp-qt8xy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Mussolini story on Spanish (Spain) subtitles is really interesting

  • @marluco1155
    @marluco1155 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks I'm going to try this myself.

  • @WulfieZi
    @WulfieZi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    At 3:23, one of the Cardinals hides his cell phone instead of handing it over
    At 4:14, instead of praying, he's squinting while kneeling, looking at his cell phone
    I love these little details

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    *_2:53_**_ I'm the only one who saw the Royal Guard on the left?_*

  • @michilae
    @michilae ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, I will try tomorrow!

  • @donyvanhendi3359
    @donyvanhendi3359 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for the speed run/walk though can we see full game play?

  • @Botpointo
    @Botpointo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    3:22 the far left cardinal kept his phone

  • @pambansangbayaw4718
    @pambansangbayaw4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    "You can choose any name you want"
    Me: Pope Biggus Dickus The 69th

  • @programman5927
    @programman5927 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a little there's for you CGP grey.
    Every time a Star Wars movie gets a new edit this video miniature changes

  • @sophiafern
    @sophiafern ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Easter egg for anyone who didn't see it: the nuncio asks "what's your quest" and "what's your favorite color" which are lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

  • @TxvAlex
    @TxvAlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    Imagine seeing the pope say in the comments, thanks for the guide it realy worked,

  • @misteroof
    @misteroof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    I want a speedrun of this in the "Pope" category.

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mr Oof
      The WR is believed to be held by pope XII with a time of ≈18 years

    • @l4ur158
      @l4ur158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Real life speedrun Pope%

    • @gettyimages6083
      @gettyimages6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mr Oof glitchless?

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Getty Images - I don't think it's possible to have such a good run in the current patch.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aa01blue38 The dark prophet of youtube has a chanel. Click me fo hear the dark wisdom. He is on earth now

  • @thomasdocking7629
    @thomasdocking7629 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you, im going to try this when i get home from work 😃

  • @RedKyojin55
    @RedKyojin55 ปีที่แล้ว

    helpful video, might speedrun this

  • @kingmystery8425
    @kingmystery8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    -putin is chosen every 4 years
    -pope is chosen for life
    -putin have meet 4 pope
    Edit:pls stop drama

    • @teresadaly7210
      @teresadaly7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait how?

    • @alba2162
      @alba2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@teresadaly7210 I think a pope dies every year mayeb

    • @malachibest463
      @malachibest463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@alba2162 no most pope are old Putin been in power for 22 years

    • @specificocean588
      @specificocean588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@teresadaly7210 cus Putin is a corrupt piece of garbage who takes advantage of his people and kills political rivals and puppets those in power

    • @alfredovillalobos7481
      @alfredovillalobos7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@specificocean588 Said the non-russian HAHAHA stfu you ignorant.

  • @josephiroth89
    @josephiroth89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    I have an easier way:
    1. Load up Europa Universalis.
    2. Select Papal State and press play.

    • @Helloknight
      @Helloknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao

    • @themanwiththeplan728
      @themanwiththeplan728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I failed, I became king of Spain by accident

    • @dukenukemfromdukenukem1180
      @dukenukemfromdukenukem1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fair enough i guess

    • @demivideos8887
      @demivideos8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, King of Scots me when i accidentally become king of spain 🙄 🤦‍♂️

    • @josephiroth89
      @josephiroth89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themanwiththeplan728 I've become a king by accident once or twice, but that was in Crusader Kings.

  • @BurgerSoda
    @BurgerSoda ปีที่แล้ว +1

    very helpful tutorial

  • @weball4245
    @weball4245 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks man worked