How to Become the British Monarch

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  • @enriquecartas9922
    @enriquecartas9922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19282

    Imagine you just chillin in Europe and someone comes up to you like boi you the king now

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      God Save The King!

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      And that could only ever happen to orphans.

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +899

      9nikolai imagine you’re an orphan, life is bad cause no parents, and suddenly a guy appears in the building and says some stuff about you being a king, and now you’re laughing at this guy, but then the whole parliament fucking shows up and drops a crown on you

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@megaagentj2248 Yup. You'd either be so happy in a innocent way or very power hungry or something. Or you could just be reluctant and say to "go down from the throne" immediately after coronation, and the finding of the new monarch continues. But wait, what if they all refuse? Does the Prime Minister get to become King/Queen?

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @Itz_Purplexed not necessarily you could be 60 and your parents died of natural causes later in life

  • @princeofalbany
    @princeofalbany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4337

    Fun fact: the 1701 rules say that any legitimate descendent of Sophia of Hanover is in line of the throne and that's currently over a thousand living people. Years ago, they tracked down the last in line for the throne and she turned out to be a 40-year-old German postal worker.

    • @matmcd
      @matmcd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      Exactly, so it is not virtually any european. I read it was about 5 thousand people with the new rules on catholic marriage and no male primogeniture.

  • @jackjohn4882
    @jackjohn4882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11607

    The king of Norway is in the line of succession for the crown of England: he would just have to kill around 70 people who are higher on the list.

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

      If the year was 1519, he totally would.

    • @jackvella6392
      @jackvella6392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Easy as

    • @shanechyba9976
      @shanechyba9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      Yes because the Queen's great great grandfather King Edward 7 had a daughter who married the king of Norway

    • @technoblode4604
      @technoblode4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      This is me when i see i have a chance to gain france as england in ck2

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      *plot to kill*

  • @Telawin
    @Telawin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3770

    I love how you talk about the crown as though it's a living entity "searching for a head to sit upon" like some kind of parasite

    • @RoyalLegend1000
      @RoyalLegend1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Well......myabe it is.....

    • @thewallachianbard6975
      @thewallachianbard6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      *writes down novel idea*

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Oh don't worry, it is

    • @nick72486
      @nick72486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Six years old philosophers: *well...*

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This sounds like a movie plot.

  • @OfficialOpticBoxx
    @OfficialOpticBoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12598

    "Did you become the King of England?"
    "Yes..."
    "What did it cost?"
    "Everyone."

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Umm its uk

    • @nickmalachai2227
      @nickmalachai2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @@ygotsvlog3762 assumably, the king of the United Kingdoms would also be the king of England, one being in the other and all that.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nickmalachai2227 oh k

    • @Pietrac
      @Pietrac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Never forget, bigger army diplomacy.

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CK2 be like

  • @chronovac
    @chronovac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13114

    Instructions unclear, Married my cousin, became King of Spain instead

    • @tri_edge2375
      @tri_edge2375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      *Alabama

    • @frostedcat
      @frostedcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @BaumGlory what's up with these alabam stuff ?

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@frostedcat Incest joke.

    • @vulthuryol8051
      @vulthuryol8051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Spain's royal court was the Alabama of the 17th century

    • @frostedcat
      @frostedcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@arfn1973 thank you

  • @guidomista8448
    @guidomista8448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6695

    instructions unclear, became pope, I think I went wrong on the part where it said not to be Catholic.

    • @akovideos6090
      @akovideos6090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Ryan Cokus did you try turning off and back on again

    • @adriandiaz4071
      @adriandiaz4071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      If all goes wrong with the first 2 solutions try calling tech support
      Make sure their Indians

    • @placeholder577
      @placeholder577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      th-cam.com/video/kF8I_r9XT7A/w-d-xo.html

    • @rain-dg6py
      @rain-dg6py 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Must be because there were 4.

    • @iLoxem
      @iLoxem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nurse: You Should Put An Ice Pack On That

  • @charlesiii1516
    @charlesiii1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20608

    Thanks fam it worked

    • @ABeastG
      @ABeastG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      W

    • @a_rush
      @a_rush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      ez dub

    • @mrleaf18
      @mrleaf18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Holy flip

    • @shell_08
      @shell_08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      took you 70 years

    • @ABeastG
      @ABeastG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shell_08 homie was inactive because he had cancer so he couldn't participate in the guild war in CoC.

  • @gewoonvictor6163
    @gewoonvictor6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    Crown goes to oldest son
    *laughs in ‘hunting accident’*

    • @friendlyyoutubecommenter4527
      @friendlyyoutubecommenter4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      “Killed out hunting”, so they said. I took over, Henry I, William’s next eldest son

    • @weirdcakes304
      @weirdcakes304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Why’d I think of the hunting incident where the fictional character, Cleetus, accidentally kills his son in a hunting accident then is scared for life?

    • @evilmountain7147
      @evilmountain7147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@friendlyyoutubecommenter4527 Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @meri7108
      @meri7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I could kiss that horse!

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine being Henry I, just casually killing your brother for the crown, but then hundreds of years later it's a well-known fact that people make jokes about.

  • @VNActivityProjectRem
    @VNActivityProjectRem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5409

    CGP Grey: "just about every European alive is distantly related to him"
    Me (on the other side of the continent): "So you're saying there's a chance"

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Gotta go down the Intrigue focus now.

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Heheeh

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Well, not even europe. Basically the entire western world. Americans, Canadians, Australians, Kiwis are probably on average way closer to the crown than some slavic dude in eastern europe.

    • @mayo5119
      @mayo5119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lunakoala5053 may you explain how

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mayo5119 are you for real?

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9580

    I’d like to see a TV show, a bit like Designated Survivor, when a tragedy strikes the royal family and some average European dude has to take on the crown. That’d be cool.

    • @oren1neu1dag
      @oren1neu1dag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      You should see King Ralph with John Goodman - A Classic!

    • @simeongboun2605
      @simeongboun2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      there is

    • @clarissarojas7959
      @clarissarojas7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Simeon Gboun what’s it called?

    • @simeongboun2605
      @simeongboun2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@clarissarojas7959 the king

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Ever heard of Blackadder? It has something to do with that, although I don’t know much about it. Regardless, if you like British comedy, black comedy, and upper-class twits, it’s a classic.

  • @addisonrahn7984
    @addisonrahn7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Loving how the TH-cam algorithm decides to make this a recommended video in 2022 after Queen Elizabeth’s passing. Gotta love them engagement algorithms…

  • @maxwelljiang4729
    @maxwelljiang4729 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3837

    Many, many stick figures died in the production of this video.

    • @plum_bit
      @plum_bit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Max Jiang Stick Figures™

    • @lavanyashah6854
      @lavanyashah6854 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can say that again.

    • @BBBuilds12
      @BBBuilds12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Lavanya Shah that again

    • @MarkChao6783210
      @MarkChao6783210 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MAXWELL IS THAT YOU
      ITS MAXWELL GUYS
      MAXWELL +Maxwell Jiang

    • @theobserver3753
      @theobserver3753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      poor sticks.

  • @McHrozni
    @McHrozni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    Imagine the stress on the gynecologist performing a c-section on a set of twins of the queen mother to be.
    He literately gets to pick the next king or queen.

    • @rainyumbrella7354
      @rainyumbrella7354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      what would happen if they brought the babies out at the same time? is that even possible?

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      @@rainyumbrella7354 the favorite gets the crown and then the other twin will kill the favorite twin.

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@NAME-yg8sl no, no, when they're brought out of the womb they're given weapons and they battle to the death

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@minorcomet282 the strongest eats the other one in the womb, because if the twins's mother is a royal, fetuses are aware that they are a royal.

    • @saisreenivasp1709
      @saisreenivasp1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Follow the targaryens, I say 😜

  • @MrAntieMatter
    @MrAntieMatter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3561

    If say twins are delivered by c-section does that mean the doctor chooses the next heir?

    • @guzmanayalagerardoamauri9109
      @guzmanayalagerardoamauri9109 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

      Lol you broke the world

    • @antonioluna770
      @antonioluna770 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      +MrAntieMatter No, it depends on whose head pops out first.

    • @MrAntieMatter
      @MrAntieMatter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      C-sections is when the doctor cuts open the belly to retrieve the children, therefore the doctor would have to bring one out, wouldn't he?

    • @antonioluna770
      @antonioluna770 9 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Yeah, he has to bring one out because both of them won't fit, the first child that gets pulled out is the next in monarch.

    • @MrAntieMatter
      @MrAntieMatter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      My point exactly. Not to sound like a douche but there was no need for you to comment on this chain, you have added exactly zero new information here.

  • @dandelionthief3979
    @dandelionthief3979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    From what I understand, Canada hasn't updated our primogenitor rules, because we don't care super much about the monarchy. But the queen is still *technically* the head of state, so there could be a situation where England recognizes one heir, but Canada can't legally recognize them, and we end up with separate monarchs

    • @Melonist
      @Melonist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Kingdom of Canada incoming

    • @aranayunsombrero9548
      @aranayunsombrero9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Í mean, it would make more sense that canada's rule would be more like "King of the UK = King of canada", but this is only a supposition, since i don't really know.

    • @bobidou23
      @bobidou23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Surprised there wasn't more discussion about Commonwealth realms here. When it was time to update the rules of inheritance, all the Commonwealth Realms gathered together to agree on it jointly, known as the Perth Agreement in 2011. All Commonwealth realms (note: not Commonwealth *countries*, but the realms, i.e. those that have Elizabeth II as Queen) then passed legislation within their own countries to implement the agreement.

    • @MiriaJiyuu
      @MiriaJiyuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There was a bill in 2013

    • @MeiinUK
      @MeiinUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow... So Canada might have their actual own Monarchy too ? That is such a strange notion. This is really intensifying.

  • @yawgmoth6568
    @yawgmoth6568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4213

    Damn I thought this video was going to show me how I could become the British Monarch.

    • @tim211292
      @tim211292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +755

      bigger army

    • @tzokke
      @tzokke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      You just have to kill a loooooot of people

    • @egoist920
      @egoist920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Conquer the world, then you can appoint yourself as British Monarch.

    • @kaim268
      @kaim268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      laws are written by men and can be also unwritten by men, kill lots of people, catholic or not, if you dominate you can proclaim yourself king or queen and then your say is final, change all the laws you want

    • @dragonkingofthestars
      @dragonkingofthestars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      you heard him: most people are already in line for the crown, you just got to pick off everyone above you!

  • @YOHARIS
    @YOHARIS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4485

    Directions unclear, became president of Russia instead

    • @Vesper-nv6sj
      @Vesper-nv6sj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Well the current Russian tsar may very well be richer than the British royals. He had no problem making his son-in-law the youngest billionaire, for example. So not too shabby, Mr. President.

    • @vacatiolibertas
      @vacatiolibertas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dammit Putin!

    • @DarthMalgusSith_Lord
      @DarthMalgusSith_Lord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      direction unclear, became Emperor and Autocrat of all Russias instead

    • @nbksrbija1039
      @nbksrbija1039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Directions unclear, established communism

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rule number 1. Be putin

  • @illusiveman8440
    @illusiveman8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4369

    Instructions unclear: became Supreme Leader of North Korea.

  • @midothunderstorm7738
    @midothunderstorm7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    5 years old me who thought you become the king of England by welding Arthur's sword.

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That's be so much cooler to be fair.

    • @1234M-u2h
      @1234M-u2h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And if you‘re european you just have to use the sword a large number of times to make this dream become True

    • @elliottnussey7516
      @elliottnussey7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wow thats pretty cool but youd proly be a royal blacksmith

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

    • @jackdaleggett7184
      @jackdaleggett7184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbf it is true- the only issue being it doesn't exist

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Important side note: the change from male primogeniture to absolute primogeniture is not applied retroactively. So Elizabeth II's daughter, even though she is not the youngest of the four, would have to wait for the crown to pass through the lineages of her three brothers first before she could become Queen

    • @karatewithelian9014
      @karatewithelian9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frankmurray1549 well i dont follow the news but....why is it going to be two brothers other than three?

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@karatewithelian9014 Prince Philip is no longer available to receive the crown due to a lack of being alive.
      However, the crown will still pass through his offspring, meaning William is currently next in line.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@DrRank Wasn't Phillip just the consort?

    • @tobsterP
      @tobsterP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@johndododoe1411 Exactly. He was never in (direct) line to the throne. Next up is Charles, then William, then George.

    • @merirosvoradio1064
      @merirosvoradio1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tobsterP well this came sooner than expected.

  • @gidzmobug2323
    @gidzmobug2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    He left out one important bit: the Succession to the Crown Act 2013 is not retroactive. Those born BEFORE 28 October 2011 follow the old format (male primogeniture). Those born after will fill cognatic (gender-neutral) order. Thus, any further children born to the Cambridges will come after Charlotte. Any children born to Harry will follow the new formula.

    • @ang_131
      @ang_131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This is a good point. Though you really have to dig down in the line of succession before you find someone that would have benefited from a retroactive application, namely, Princess Anne and her family. The Princess is currently 13th in line but if the fourth rule for male preference had been repealed, she would be 7th after Prince Harry.

    • @eliegbert8121
      @eliegbert8121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      so we are probably going to have a king sometime this century? (Assuming Elizabeth II isn't immortal)

    • @ieuan4real
      @ieuan4real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@eliegbert8121 It's all but guaranteed. Even if we presume Prince Charles dies before Queen Elizabeth II (which is unlikely) the next in throne is Prince William, who will (unless something very unforeseen happens) will become King. And even if Prince William cannot become King (because he somehow dies) his son, Prince George, is next in line to the throne. The next person who could conceivably become queen is George's sister, Charlotte. Its possible, but obviously highly, highly unlikely.

    • @miylacrystal9938
      @miylacrystal9938 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was at the end of the video

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the Real reason they changed the rules ?
      Was it all about the money ?

  • @jayclawwit6489
    @jayclawwit6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    When you're a Catholic but the British throne says no Catholics...
    *looks at* *_Spain_*

    • @TacomanDezzy
      @TacomanDezzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *most of Europe lol

    • @Randomgolfguy
      @Randomgolfguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Spain isn't just your only option. You can also choose between: Belgium, Monaco, Andorra, Liechtenstein, or Luxembourg. These are the currently existing monarchies in Europe that allows a Catholic to become a monarch.

    • @void_wyrm
      @void_wyrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Ill get my own kingdom, with bulls and siestas!

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm pretty in Spain you would be _required_ to be Catholic.

    • @gwendolynsheperd9011
      @gwendolynsheperd9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Randomgolfguy does any have an about 19-21 year old son?

  • @ocinnico2608
    @ocinnico2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I imagine the crown is a living entity and it searches for suitable hosts through this process. Everytime the rules are to be updated they must first consult the crown

    • @PiyushGupta-vx6qi
      @PiyushGupta-vx6qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like an AI. (like the flame in 100)

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Solid Gold Sorting Hat

    • @ShaneSchofield52
      @ShaneSchofield52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "The Crown chooses the Lizard, Mr Potter."

    • @CinnaminiMax
      @CinnaminiMax ปีที่แล้ว

      Your a king Harry!

  • @leo_z0710
    @leo_z0710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Prince Charles: Mom can I be a King?
    Elizabeth II: No!

    • @novelyst
      @novelyst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      *Mum

    • @jamaldeep13
      @jamaldeep13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's next in line, though, isn't he?

    • @thomas1248
      @thomas1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Javier Latorre yes but since the queen seems to never die he will never be king

    • @jamaldeep13
      @jamaldeep13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thomas1248 It's 2020, anything can happen

    • @seraranasisca2434
      @seraranasisca2434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@jamaldeep13 plot twist : charles died first before the queen

  • @germexterminator2924
    @germexterminator2924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "Dont be a bastard"
    William I: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @camilothedog7515
      @camilothedog7515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Grey:YES

    • @annielynsaga3130
      @annielynsaga3130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's not a bastard in the English monarchy he's a bastard because he was in Normandy which is totally different

    • @shootie1158
      @shootie1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Annielyn Saga he actually was mostly just king 700 years before these rules were written and also had a larger army then anyone else so it wouldn’t have mattered no matter what kind of bastard or catholic he was

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@shootie1158 Isn't the right of conquest a beautiful thing? None of these silly rules if you just have a bigger army.

    • @dukedragon28
      @dukedragon28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@costakeith9048 *Bigger Army Diplomacy

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Eliminating the male part of the primogeniture rule had actually been agreed to in 2011. It took some negotiation because it had to be agreed upon by all the realms for whom the British Monarch is the head of state. When the law was actually passed in 2013, it was more or less a formality.
    And in the event, there are now a line of three males for the throne after Elizabeth, so it'll be the better part of a century before the change has any real effect, assuming nothing serious happens to George.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lytrigian They didn't *have* to change it in each realm: they *could* have allowed the different realms to have different rules, in which case the thrones would (eventually) separate. Would have been (a) interesting and (b) very very messy, so I can see why they didn't want to, but it's a theoretical possibility.
      And, actually, they didn't have to get *all* the countries to agree, because many Commonwealth Realms don't set out rules for inheritance: they simply specify that the Monarch of the UK is also their Monarch.
      TRiG.

    • @XBlueM0ndayX
      @XBlueM0ndayX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TRiG (Ireland) It would be a very strange circumstance given that, for instance, the Queen of Australia is legally distinct from the Queen of England, but that office happens to be held by the same person. But if Charlotte was born first and Australia hadn't amended the laws of primogeniture, it would be strange for her to be the Queen of England and George to be the King of Australia but with no actual power to rule Australia.

    • @denelson83
      @denelson83 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So Quebec couldn't thwart it? The Constitution of Canada has to be amended to put this new rule into effect in Canada, and because of Quebec, even thinking about amending Canada's constitution will stir up a huge hornet's nest.

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      denelson83 The Constitution has to be amended? Where in the Constitution of Canada (by which I mean the consolidation of the various Constitution Acts and the Charter of Rights and Freedoms) does it lay down the law for succession of the throne?
      It took an act of Parliament, nothing more, and it was passed in 2013. (Called, unsurprisingly, the Succession to the Throne Act, 2013.)

    • @denelson83
      @denelson83 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lytrigian And that act of Parliament is being examined in Quebec Superior Court right now as to its constitutionality.

  • @martinperry1843
    @martinperry1843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    It's a bit late now but Prince Philip WAS in line to the throne. He was number ~300 as the great-grandson of one of Queen Victoria's daughters. But he would have had to outlive all his own descendants and all the descendants of Victoria's sons until it's time to look at Victoria's daughters. It's a bit moot now but that could have been a movie plot in the 90s, someone's been killing off distant relatives to the Queen and it turns out to be Philip working on becoming King by killing hundreds and hundreds of people with better claims than his own.

  • @nafinapkin5439
    @nafinapkin5439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    "#2:
    Don't be
    a Bastard"
    Dammit

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      #BastardGang

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      0:55 - ちくしょう!

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm a bastard :D

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Am I still a bastard if my parents married AFTER I was born?

    • @Trex-or6cd
      @Trex-or6cd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Avaxar I don't think he speaks porn language.

  • @davidlow7832
    @davidlow7832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Instructions unclear, ended up making an instructions unclear comment

  • @LunarRaevyn
    @LunarRaevyn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

    I can imagine a set of twins and the one that's just about four minutes older than the other twin gloating about how they'd get the crown because they're just barely older.

    • @gosucalime
      @gosucalime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      SlytherinSnake6886 They can say ''when i was your age'' and then describe what they did 4 minutes ago Lol

    • @CertifiedSlamboy
      @CertifiedSlamboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ebeneezer stark I too browse reddit.

    • @gosucalime
      @gosucalime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      jackr88 I have no idea what your talking about..

    • @christianavery5518
      @christianavery5518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SlytherinSnake6886 I imagine that it doesn't really matter what order they come out in, when the time comes the parents could lie and say one was born before the other to ensure they got the crown, nobody could dispute it and the children certainly couldn't know any better.

    • @WilhelmScreamer
      @WilhelmScreamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Christian avery hospitals tend to keep records of which would be born first

  • @maarten404
    @maarten404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    3:06 you say the Crown will always go up one level if the family tree dies out, but the Act of Settlement 1701 specifies it has to be a descendant of Sophia of Hanover which is still thousands of people today but not every European alive.

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for pointing that out

  • @davidguthary8147
    @davidguthary8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Just a couple notes:
    First, while Grey mentions the line of succession going all the way back over 1,000 years, the current rules state that the monarch must descend from Sophia of Hanover (1630-1714). This was done primarily to exclude James "The Old Pretender" from the throne as he was next in line after William and Mary but was Catholic. As a result, the current number of potential heirs stands at around 5,000.
    Second, while the rules have been amended from male primogeniture to strict primogeniture, this change is not retroactive and did not alter the line of succession established previously. For example, under the current rules, Anne, Princess Royal would be 8th in line for the throne, ahead of her younger brothers Prince Andrew, Duke of York (15th) and Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex (18th). However, because the new rule is not retroactive, Andrew is 8th, Edward is 11th, and Anne is 14th.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn't he be excluded anyways as he's Catholic, making it redundant?

    • @ExcellenceNo
      @ExcellenceNo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anonymous-df8it this rule was made specifically because of him

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ExcellenceNo Still redundant.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ExcellenceNo Rule or no rule, the crown won't reach him as it would skip Catholics.

  • @ishashka
    @ishashka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Fun fact, in Poland, back when we had monarchy, "królowa" ("queen") was the title of the royal consort. When we had an actual female monarch, she was referred to as "król" ("king").

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What about a male royal consort?

    • @ishashka
      @ishashka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@rachelcookie321 there was no such case in Polish history. We only had two female kings and when they got married, their husbands took over the throne.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ishashka really? So even if their husband wasn’t related to the royal family, he became king?

    • @flyerton9958
      @flyerton9958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@rachelcookie321 Poland is a bit special, because they have an Elective Monarchy. Which is how you get seemingly strange things like, the King of Sweden also being the King of Poland-Lithuania, or the Elector of Saxony being the King of Poland-Lithuania at the same time.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@flyerton9958 elective monarchy?

  • @brian8653
    @brian8653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    If you're a twin and you want the crown just eat your other twin before they get too big problem solved

    • @TonyStark-bg6np
      @TonyStark-bg6np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maelys lol

    • @Mysterios1989
      @Mysterios1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      well - you can take your time until they have children. You have to hide it better that you ate your twin when you to it postnatal instead of prenatal, but - well - that is rather a technicallity.

    • @cristiangeapana2116
      @cristiangeapana2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cursed comment

    • @jesustapdncingchrist
      @jesustapdncingchrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Calm down Satan you could just push your way to the front when the exit door opens

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Humans aren't sharks that eat their twin siblings and have teeth while *inside* the womb, so...

  • @cowonaboat5795
    @cowonaboat5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I found the “don’t be a bastard” super funny for some reason

  • @tabitha9723
    @tabitha9723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    “Don’t be a bastard”
    *Alexander Hamilton has left the chat*

    • @il-dottore
      @il-dottore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *William I has left the chat*

    • @jeromealday614
      @jeromealday614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Sophia the First left the chat

    • @hades7982
      @hades7982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      William joined the chat

    • @wallyalhomaidi6411
      @wallyalhomaidi6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Donald trump left the chat

    • @blonze_brick
      @blonze_brick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wallyalhomaidi6411 Donald Trump is not a king, he's a president

  • @thegermanbasket732
    @thegermanbasket732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    If the king had twins that were born seconds apart, I bet the technically younger one would be pissed lmaoo

    • @thatelguy1530
      @thatelguy1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Basically the storyline of the man in the iron mask

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Here is where succession wars comes in

    • @stonecraftbros2977
      @stonecraftbros2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AureliusLaurentius1099 yeah youd know all about it

    • @NoGoodHandlesLeft
      @NoGoodHandlesLeft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe not. When the, then, Princess Elizabeth was told she would likely be queen one day her younger sister expressed sympathy for her. No one is really jumping for the job.

    • @snekkoheckko4466
      @snekkoheckko4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Time for a "hunting accident"

  • @paragon1168
    @paragon1168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Instructions unclear, became queen of Egypt and got mummified

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy

    • @ezzeldinmohd6740
      @ezzeldinmohd6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually now a days you'd live in a castle /palace specifically the last monarchs palace amd you'd pretty privileged and forever praised for restating human rights

  • @regulardj9888
    @regulardj9888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Thank you noble CGP Grey for helping me secure the position. You will be knighted for your strategic efforts. I hope everyone can follow the tutorial and become queen/king as well!

  • @arkhamsans3541
    @arkhamsans3541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    What if the Monarch's children are twins or worse.....
    *Quadruplets*

    • @fabioalbert101
      @fabioalbert101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      I know it's a joke but they literally pick the one who came out first.

    • @MrIKnow-qk8cr
      @MrIKnow-qk8cr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fucking octomom in this bad boy

    • @michaelritchie2968
      @michaelritchie2968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@fabioalbert101 Which means if it's a Cesarean section, the doctor literally must/will choose which one will become future monarch...

    • @fabioalbert101
      @fabioalbert101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@michaelritchie2968 lol true

    • @zaratrustamaster
      @zaratrustamaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Though it's pointless choice, more like doing a coin flip to decide some someone other people's dispute: you don't know about the outcome's outcome, you don't know what kind of people those are, you know nothing and are just doing the motions.

  • @admiralspire8867
    @admiralspire8867 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    What if I had a big army and annexed the UK? Would I be considered a king?

    • @declannewton2556
      @declannewton2556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Only if this 'annexation' is just a civil war and if once you defeat Parliament and the current monarch (or if you really want to be a king) you would sign into order the former constitution as your own and you can then declare yourself king.

    • @palpo5
      @palpo5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      You'd be whatever you would have wanted to be, as anyone refusing to call you with your title of choice (i.e. king) you'd kill them.

    • @thatweirdgirl8466
      @thatweirdgirl8466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Yes if you could defeat the British army, kill/I space the heirs of the current crown, and get enough people to love/fear you to not challenge your usurping. Then you’d be able to make your own rules and call yourself/have your subjects call you whatever you wanted. You could call yourself “The Grand Emperor of Celestial Potatoes” and nobody would object (out loud).

    • @papagary7723
      @papagary7723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lord Inquisiteur Willhelm Von Steiner ok

    • @tobythedog7478
      @tobythedog7478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The Monarch would go to Canada or Australia depnding and would retain the royal heritage intill forever

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    When ure 4th in line and u played a bit of CK2
    * *prepares some hunting accidents* *

    • @economicserfdom4087
      @economicserfdom4087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      **Establishes some **-murder-** meeting ploots with some **-poison-** food**

    • @ILikePi31415926535
      @ILikePi31415926535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm gonna need several taverns and 6 tons of manure.

    • @ashleyyang8565
      @ashleyyang8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was just playing outside and a brick happened to land on his head

    • @johgu92
      @johgu92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cibo889 is that a real event,? Wouldn't even be the most ridicoulos one 😂

    • @Nijel146
      @Nijel146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King Elizabeth 2: died under suspicious circumstances

  • @aidansmith5093
    @aidansmith5093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's kind of fascinating to see the crown as a code that calculates and moves on it's own, to be honest. it's an interesting perspective.

  • @ludgy7278
    @ludgy7278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    the Doctor doing the c section to the new queen that have a twin
    I AM NOW THE KING MAKER.

    • @xxTamisxx
      @xxTamisxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Docter: *Pulls out boy while looking at sibling*
      Docter: *Grabs scalpel* I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @baato870
      @baato870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      reality is in my hands

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xxTamisxx Or...
      *grabs knife*
      "Should I just kill it, or cut out his testicles, do surgery, and feed him hormones?"
      Such a dark minded feminist doctor would probably be fired before she'd be able to say then do that so, thank God!

    • @CavCave
      @CavCave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *REALITY CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT*

    • @adrianozambranamarchetti2187
      @adrianozambranamarchetti2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I actually wonder how that case would be handled

  • @tadhgknight3484
    @tadhgknight3484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Grey struggling to pronounce primogeniture triggered the CKII in me

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also in gavelkind, you tend to be pronounced dead faster

  • @johannesvahlkvist
    @johannesvahlkvist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    here in denmark we were more strict about the whole women on the throne thingy. here if you had only daughters, then you would be naturally dead as you say. this got changed in 72 because the only choice other than magrethe 2. was a guy that everyone hated, thus we changed it.

    • @AshesOfEther
      @AshesOfEther 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't say that turnt out so well

  • @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
    @AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:36 Also, when the primogeniture is male preference, the dynasty remains patrilineal. In other words, if one day, a queen is crowned and marries her not king, but prince consort, the royal house changes to the prince consort's royal house. In absolute primogeniture, the total patrilineal dynastical system becomes cumbersome as the royal house will theoretically change every 2 generations instead of many, so they made it so the dynasty will become matrilineal whenever a queen is crowned. In other words, the royal house will remain the same forever (assuming every king/queen dies with an heir) as changing royal houses increases the chance of the monarchy being abolished. Also, this absolute primogeniture gives birth to the term "King Consort" in royalty, as the dynasty became matrilineal. That is why King Charles III belongs to the house of Windsor, and not Mountbatten. If Queen Elizabeth died before 2013, the UK will get to have a chance to open its last royal house, the House of Mountbatten (because no more royal houses will open in the future due to absolute primogeniture, assuming no kings/queens will die without any heir).

  • @Duke_of_Lorraine
    @Duke_of_Lorraine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    Step 1 : send you chancellor to build a claim on an english county
    Step 2 : repeat until you have more than half of a duchy
    Step 3 : claim all counties and win the war
    Step 4 : usurp the duchy title
    Step 5 : press de jure claims on the rest of the duchy
    Step 6 : repeat steps 1-5 until you have more than half of the counties or England
    Step 7 : usurp the English throne
    Step 8 : now make the same for Wales, Scotland and England until you have more than 80% of the british islands
    Step 9 : emperor of Britannia, finally !

    • @gupdoo3
      @gupdoo3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +scarfacemperor You can eliminate Step 8 since England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland all share the British Monarch. As an added plus, you'd also be the monarch over every country in the Commonwealth of Nations (countries which have seperate prime ministers and paliaments but the same king/queen)

    • @BaconIsPower
      @BaconIsPower 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      +Ten-Eight He was making a joke about a video game in which the primary goal is to get to power of a country then take other countries over and to make sure that you have a good heir with skills.You should play it there is nothing better than sending your children to prison to be executed because they are all hunchbacks.

    • @gupdoo3
      @gupdoo3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ReichDoge
      Ah, I didn't get the reference. What game is it?

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Ten-Eight Crusader Kings II

    • @gupdoo3
      @gupdoo3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *****
      Oh, cool. Thanks!

  • @preetibishnoi6238
    @preetibishnoi6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Instructions unclear:
    Got executed by some bloke named cromwell.

  • @Zula_The_Squid
    @Zula_The_Squid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "#2 Don't be a bastard."
    _Well, I'm always told that I'm a fairly decent nice guy and..._
    "Sometimes it's good to be the king, but it's never good to be the illegitimate children of the king"
    _oh_

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The first (Norman) king of England is 100% a bastard though...

    • @nameslesss
      @nameslesss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 he had a bigger army tho

    • @edixonvc5101
      @edixonvc5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 i think the rule was not even write yey

  • @ardwordcross5632
    @ardwordcross5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The humor of the algorithm strikes again

  • @AlienTreeGuy
    @AlienTreeGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    That moment when you realize you know succession laws and how to pronounce them because of a game...

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    3:06 when you chillin' with the boys but one day you become King of England

    • @tinton08568
      @tinton08568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see this as a absolute win!

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like you're just sitting in the shop, drinking coffee, and then you get jumped by the police and they say, "Here's the crown. Go get em, your highness."

  • @ezucra
    @ezucra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Imagine being born and the nirse says: “im sorry your highness, but this isnt a person, its dead”

    • @jedidiahwayne9786
      @jedidiahwayne9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read "Nirse" as "Nurse" but in an Irish accent and I don't want to be the only person with this information.

    • @kindadumb916
      @kindadumb916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jedidiahwayne9786 thanks for sharing

  • @Chessrook44
    @Chessrook44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yesterday the Queen of England passed away. Today this suddenly-relevant video appeared on my recommended.

  • @KufLMAO
    @KufLMAO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    2:42 I’ll assume that thought bubble was meant to say ‘girl’

    • @purplepizza2159
      @purplepizza2159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      or better not be a boy

    • @GoRedd
      @GoRedd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah it meant to be boy. Imagine having to be queen, people would wanna assinate you

    • @eremshud837
      @eremshud837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GoRedd assinate lmaooooooooo. They guna get assinated.

  • @razzaclarke7278
    @razzaclarke7278 9 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    So does this mean that because im catholic my dreams of one day starting a revolution and becoming king of england are over?

    • @thickman900
      @thickman900 9 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      No change the rules with the revolt

    • @kai-ht3qs
      @kai-ht3qs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Razza Clarke No such thing as a King, or Queen of England for over 300 years. So, yes.

    • @unappropadope
      @unappropadope 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      kwh278 false.

    • @kai-ht3qs
      @kai-ht3qs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unappropadope In what way?

    • @unappropadope
      @unappropadope 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      kwh278 a technical one of course

  • @Saghetti
    @Saghetti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    1:39 syntax errors:
    File "find-the-next-monarch.py", line 4, in MalePrimogeniture
    else
    ^
    SyntaxError: invalid syntax
    ---
    File "find-the-next-monarch.py", line 7, in MalePrimogeniture
    else if
    ^
    SyntaxError: invalid syntax
    ---
    File "find-the-next-monarch.py", line 9, in MalePrimogeniture
    else
    ^
    SyntaxError: invalid syntax
    ---
    File "find-the-next-monarch.py", line 10, in MalePrimogeniture
    NameError: name 'none' is not defined
    yes this is what you would actually get if you ran it through python

  • @victorymorningstar
    @victorymorningstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:32 Mary I Tudor, Elizabeth I Tudor, Mary II Stuart, Anne Stuart, Victoria Hanover & Elizabeth II Windsor

  • @rizkyfarizanfiqri7920
    @rizkyfarizanfiqri7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    "first..don't be a catholic"
    Muslims: yeayyyyyyy

    • @MubashirullahD
      @MubashirullahD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I think its dont be a catholic in christianity.

    • @Someone-cd7yi
      @Someone-cd7yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      no but you can become mayor of London

    • @rizkyfarizanfiqri7920
      @rizkyfarizanfiqri7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Someone-cd7yi ups...

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@before7048 yeah but you do get the option to convert, unlike catholics

    • @rizkyfarizanfiqri7920
      @rizkyfarizanfiqri7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Manzar534 hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

  • @MrJethroha
    @MrJethroha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    CGP Grey should do a video on the house of Lords and how that has historically worked in Parliament, since it seems quite odd to an American like myself.

    • @iaincampbell5453
      @iaincampbell5453 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KaiGonGinn It is a bit odd. Basically the peers were historically the Lords appointed by the Crown and hereditary titles, along with the Bihops of the Church of England. Now, however, the title of Lord is non-heriditary, but you still hold the possition for life and can attend the House of Lords for life as a peer (they do have to declare if inactive though and only get paid if they turn up a lot). The unfortunate thing is that bishops can still sit (even new ones) and the old hereditary titles are still in effect. As of 1999 most of these lines are no longer hereditary peerages and their heirs will not attend parliament, but will still keep the name. However 92 of them still are hereditary peerages and upon the deth of the peer, their heir becomes a peer (some of these even still use male primogenetur). This whole system is rediculus as it is the Queen, on the recomendation of the prime minister, who apoints the peers. The most ause of this power in the history of the United Kingdom has come form David Cameron, who for political gain is trying to flood the Lords with his party donars and old friends. THE LORDS NEEDS REFORM!!!!

    • @StoneOfMoon
      @StoneOfMoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KaiGonGinn I know nothing about the Parliament and that's a really great video idea!

    • @Serfdomftw
      @Serfdomftw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Historically it was the equal to the commons and represented the other side of the people. MP's were merchants and other aristocrats, Lords were nobles.
      Now however since the 1919 and 1949 parliament acts it functions as a mere review chamber with a delaying power of a year. Although members may still propose legislation.
      Most lords are appointed for the excellency in their fields, making it a highly professional body.
      It also has a sufficient portion of non-party affiliated members to create a balance. Party politics is rarely argued in the lords and debate is much more mannered. The lords itself is regarded as one of the most highly respected bodies in the world, and its committee papers are some of the best produced. :P

    • @PsychoBensTV
      @PsychoBensTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except in this day and age of career politicians the House of Lords looks less like a hereditary position than the commons, with people from other walks of life actually having a say in government such as successful businessmen, scientists, religious figures, actors, judges, police officers, members of the armed forces and charity workers. Leftists of your caliber seem to forget that the only time you will see people from normal walks of life play a role in law making is in the House of Lords, is the name the problem? Should we rename it to the "House without career politicians"?.

    • @lurkingharris
      @lurkingharris 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're incorrect on what happens when a sitting hereditary peer dies. Essentially, whenever there is a "vacancy" for a hereditary peer any hereditary lord can put their name forward to be elected by the others (unsure if all hereditary lords vote or just the peers), so even if you're a hereditary lord and your father was elected into the house by the other hereditary lords, you won't necessarily become a peer yourself.

  • @timothycrystal2623
    @timothycrystal2623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I think that the rule about the guy with the biggest army technically still applies. It’s just no longer worth the hassle.

    • @Britishdarnlib
      @Britishdarnlib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, who's going to argue with an army?

  • @BehnsVids
    @BehnsVids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the algorithm chose violence huh

  • @alaskaball188
    @alaskaball188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Me: Watching a video on a British Monarchy in the UK
    Bernie Sanders add: I'm gonna stop you right there

  • @akaking7499
    @akaking7499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    what if i found the Excalibur?

    • @bigvoiceguy
      @bigvoiceguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Strange ladies distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

    • @akaking7499
      @akaking7499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it?

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      then go summon saber and fight for the holy grail,after that wish to be the king,the end

    • @rhyanbennett2629
      @rhyanbennett2629 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You cant go around claiming supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    • @clyran5507
      @clyran5507 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kill everyone and your king.

  • @tion_yi
    @tion_yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watching this cause its relaxing and my parents are fighting. Thanks CGP, you the man.

  • @anthosayssmth
    @anthosayssmth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    youtube algorithm knows what it's doing recommending this to people rn

  • @phosphoros60
    @phosphoros60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thing about Rule 3 is, if you're a consort and your spouse dies before his or her heir comes of age, chances are you'll be declared Regent, which is to say you'll do all the stuff a Monarch usually would do, except you're not officially the Monarch (you won't be coronated, won't show up in Lists of Monarchs, won't (probably?) get to wear the crown, but sometimes sit the Throne during official things such as the State Opening of Parliament etc.)

    • @anthonybenci9035
      @anthonybenci9035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh, that is just a regent.

    • @SomeOne-ky6du
      @SomeOne-ky6du ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@anthonybenci9035 which is what the dude wrote? He just also described it.

  • @TheSpearkan
    @TheSpearkan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Still confused? then just play Crusader Kings 2

    • @joeltangjerd2828
      @joeltangjerd2828 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Spearka Gavelkind.

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Joel Tangjerd
      ahhhhhhhhhh! No! get it away! stop it please!!

    • @joeltangjerd2828
      @joeltangjerd2828 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ...........Elective Gavelkind

    • @ng-bt6bx
      @ng-bt6bx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Brett M. elective monarchy ftw

    • @sulfur2001
      @sulfur2001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Spearka I sat through this whole video, just thinking, "I wonder how far I'll have to scroll down to find a Crusader Kings comment." Not far, I see. Good work, internet! *Also, elective monarchy is the best.*

  • @Guill0rtiz
    @Guill0rtiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Imagine being the doctor who will perform the cesarean section of twins or triplets and it's up to you to chose the new ruler of the United Kingdom.

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doctor Who

    • @SAUDI_MONSTER
      @SAUDI_MONSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You actually don’t choose you just pull whatever is inside

    • @Britishdarnlib
      @Britishdarnlib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SAUDI_MONSTER yeah but you choose what to pull

    • @SAUDI_MONSTER
      @SAUDI_MONSTER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Romaphile well you don’t actually know your choices

    • @nayfin404
      @nayfin404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy if it's triplets, choose the fire-type

  • @waozer
    @waozer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Im just now getting this recommended, youtube has a dark sense of humor.

  • @therudestofclouds2007
    @therudestofclouds2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "its a race for the door to get the crown"

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like how the girl rotated herself first...

  • @realCyng
    @realCyng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    So I can't be king because Henry VIII split from my church so he could get a fuckin divorce?

    • @realCyng
      @realCyng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Max Nagle Oh, since I wrote that comment I gave up on Catholicism. The church is filled with corrupt liberal leftists, I say no thanks to that.

    • @realCyng
      @realCyng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Max Nagle Oh

    • @sayrith
      @sayrith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      +Baeagon "I don't want none unless you birth sons, hun."

    • @samisnotreal4360
      @samisnotreal4360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      +Baeagon Catholic Church? Full of lefties? I'd understand if you complained about the pedophiles, but liberals? In the Catholic Church? Either you don't understand what a liberal is and you're just using it as a derisive for everyone you don't agree with, or they don't understand what being a liberal is, because being a liberal in the Catholic Church is like being a black man in the Nazi party.

    • @samisnotreal4360
      @samisnotreal4360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      +Baeagon Well, all I can say to that is that I'm glad you're not eligible to be the King of England.

  • @megaagentj2248
    @megaagentj2248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I have a question
    What if a king died but the “queen” is pregnant with a boy and they already have a daughter

    • @seamonster936
      @seamonster936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @SheepBlippy No, before the Succession to the Crown Act 2013 the boy in the womb would become king.

    • @seamonster936
      @seamonster936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @SheepBlippy The OP did write that the Queen-Consort is pregnant with a boy. Before X-ray and sonar technology (remember this is a situation that never happened) presumably a Regency Council would have been formed in the event that the infant is male (I'm speculating here). If the princess is an adult, older than 18, Parliament might even appoint her Regent. If her sibling in the womb turns out to be female Parliament would have proclaimed her Queen-Regnant. There would most likely be a Regency Council anyway, since it is highly unlikely that a women with an adult daughter will be pregnant.

    • @DM_Andy
      @DM_Andy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It can still happen like that - imagine in the future King George VII dies without an heir then Princess Charlotte would become queen - but if King George's consort was pregnant then their child would become King or Queen on birth and Charlotte would go back to being Princess and Heir-Presumptive. This has never happened in Britain, but did happen in France, John I being King of France for all five days he was alive.

    • @ryandeschanel6925
      @ryandeschanel6925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is simple : if the baby is a boy, has no big brother, and if the male primogeniture law applies, he "had always been" the king even in Her Majesty's womb since His Majesty passed away, because a foetus is a person. King Jean I's nickname is "the posthumous" for this reason. If the law gives no rigts to an unborn child, it means he "did not exist" when the king died, and the princess becomes the queen and remains so until her own death, even after her little brother is born.

    • @gryphonpol
      @gryphonpol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seamonster936 :Something similar did happen in Spain in 1885-86. "Between the death of Alfonso XII and the birth of Alfonso XIII, there was a period of seven months where the pregnant Queen Maria Christina served as Head of State with the title of Regent for her daughter Maria de las Mercedes, who was declared to be "Queen in Name" until the gender of her baby sibling was known.
      "
      No. Portrait Coat of arms Name

  • @Steph-3979
    @Steph-3979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So everyone is getting this recommended after the Queen died, right?

  • @mdcaruan
    @mdcaruan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    0:44 THERE IS A CREEPER ON ONE OF THE BOATS!

    • @aryansingh2199
      @aryansingh2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      for anyone that can't find it: the creeper is on the middle boat, front left of the boat from the viewers' persepective

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aryansingh2199 It's so small I almost couldn't see it.

    • @vaynervayner387
      @vaynervayner387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow. You have a good eye.

    • @ryanwangpiano
      @ryanwangpiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Underrated comment... how could you have found it.

    • @anunayy
      @anunayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How???

  • @e.b1970
    @e.b1970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Why is there a creeper on the boat at 0:45

    • @tom_4270
      @tom_4270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Very observant

    • @masonsilvers6789
      @masonsilvers6789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol. Had to zoom in to find it.

    • @amaniabdishakur290
      @amaniabdishakur290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where is it
      Can someone tell me which boat it is on

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@amaniabdishakur290 Middle boat to the left side (right if you were on the boat)

    • @audileyeti4478
      @audileyeti4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well obviously the creepers are distant relatives of the royal family and took on a life of seafaring

  • @EthanBoBethan
    @EthanBoBethan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I fit all the criteria!
    Now all I need to do is get a bigger army.

    • @gryphonpol
      @gryphonpol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Last success, King William III in 1689/90 when he took over from his father-in-law the Catholic King James II. Parliament gave the throne jointly to William of Orange and his wife Queen Mary II (an exception to the consort rule, as Mary was the next non-Catholic heir and William had the bigger army).

  • @boringblaziken8122
    @boringblaziken8122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    well i know what im doing next week

    • @tincan8979
      @tincan8979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      looks like we have a suspect

    • @votekyle3000
      @votekyle3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🚨

    • @brandondye7774
      @brandondye7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That one didn’t age quite so well

    • @eck0hcobra15
      @eck0hcobra15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ufffff

  • @adamlooze99
    @adamlooze99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Monarch algorithm in Javascript:
    var monarch = {
    previous: 'James',
    hasChildren: true,
    hasSons: true,
    sons: {
    eldest: 'John'
    },
    hasDaughters: false,
    daughters: {
    eldest: null
    }
    };
    function MalePrimogeniture( monarch ) {
    if ( monarch.hasChildren ) {
    if ( monarch.hasSons )
    return monarch.sons.eldest;
    else if ( monarch.hasDaughters )
    return monarch.daughters.eldest;
    else
    return false;
    }
    else
    return MalePrimogeniture(monarch.previous);
    }
    var CheckMalePrimogeniture = MalePrimogeniture(monarch);
    alert( CheckMalePrimogeniture );
    Yea i'm bored.

  • @ThatSoddingGamer
    @ThatSoddingGamer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    So basically, since I'm about half-English...So long as millions of people die, I could become King? Interesting.
    Though the "Everyone is Distantly Related to the original King" bit seems to ignore most of those relations are illegitimate, and thus not applicable.

    • @PhoenixofEru
      @PhoenixofEru 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well it doesn't really matter if you are illegitimate - if enough people die you can still be king. Key word here being "enough"...

    • @mayageorgieva4315
      @mayageorgieva4315 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      don't worry pal, you can always start a revolution and claim your right at the throne, you just need to kill the whole British army and police. It is simple as that ;)

    • @oscarromero1872
      @oscarromero1872 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not illegitimate, but if the king has 3 sons and each son has 3 more sons and so on, you might be distantly related to the original king.

    • @theonlylampshade
      @theonlylampshade 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Green Phoenix Nonsense. The common law dictating the succession to the British throne is male-preference cognatic primogeniture. To be included you 'must' be a legitimate decedent.

    • @PhoenixofEru
      @PhoenixofEru 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      theonlylampshade I think you might have missed my point. Remeber the key word is enough. When enough people have died laws become irrelevant. And laws can be changed, so you might not have to kill the entire nation...

  • @batavica1875
    @batavica1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    CGP Grey: How to become the British Monarch
    CK2 Players: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move

  • @TaliyahP
    @TaliyahP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One thing this video didn't mention is that legally not everyone with European ancestry is in the line of succession. You MUST be a direct descendent of Sophia of Hanover, not just any English king. That being said, I believe the latest estimates give about 5000 legal heirs to the throne.

  • @flavien1093
    @flavien1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can we just stand still how high quality this was for 2013

  • @jackson4672
    @jackson4672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Can't be a bastard"
    William the Conqueror: *sweats profusely*

    • @elyzionite
      @elyzionite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wasn't a bastard to Normandy, not to the English

  • @cjb2836
    @cjb2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just got this in my recommendation 7 years later.
    Guess I'm about to become a Monarch then

  • @Leo-ll2fg
    @Leo-ll2fg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Universe are you telling me something

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Free for all for the crown

  • @saulcontrerasOfficial
    @saulcontrerasOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Once a Catholic always a cotholic" that means king Henry was illegitimate!

    • @taoliu3949
      @taoliu3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That only became a rule after the reformation.

    • @saulcontrerasOfficial
      @saulcontrerasOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taoliu3949 cool, tell to unreform-ize so I can be prince!

    • @taoliu3949
      @taoliu3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saulcontrerasOfficial Well, the Anglican Church would have to reunite with Catholic Church. That said, the video forgot to mention, you have to be a direct descendant of Princess Sophia to be in the line of succession.

    • @annefranciselizabeth3840
      @annefranciselizabeth3840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taoliu3949 The Rule actually says Roman Catholic (RC), since Anglicans regard themselves as the true Catholics. Did you realise that this rule is also a factor in USA? No American President (except the ill-fated JFK) has been a RC or a former RC. For US Presidency, RCs are invisible (Naturally Dead). It does not matter that the RCs are the largest religious block in the USA.

    • @SuperWiggler
      @SuperWiggler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annefranciselizabeth3840 Anglicanism is a form of Protestantism, not Catholicism.

  • @rjones6801
    @rjones6801 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:51 Spaghetti Monster. The one true religion.

    • @MrEJVZ
      @MrEJVZ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All hail Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodle appendages!!!

  • @cosmicpotato3849
    @cosmicpotato3849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    The crown will not find a way if every European is dead?
    *Pulls out knife*

  • @DavidDZhang
    @DavidDZhang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    TH-cam recommending this aged well

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Sip tea.
    Have an accent.
    Eat crumpets.
    *Profit.*

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don’t forget the yellow teeth

    • @carschte0282
      @carschte0282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      you forgot being part german

    • @alexw6279
      @alexw6279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well of coarse americans think this

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @pinkchicken don't wanna say too much: languages evolve and there is no right way

    • @vincerevfx4690
      @vincerevfx4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ‘Have an accent’ english is the language. England is in Britain. umm basically every other accent is different but then there’s a bunch of different British accents so like umm

  • @dinarashukayeva2774
    @dinarashukayeva2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for this vid. Was looking how to become the monarch. 9/10 would recommend to others!

  • @SantaFe19484
    @SantaFe19484 11 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    How about "How to Become the Japanese Emperor"?

    • @WorldNews92
      @WorldNews92 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SantaFe19484 In Japan, according to its 1947 rules, only men may succeed to the Throne, so using the same rules as the British Throne, but excluding _any_ female heirs. Prior to 1947, any person (male or female) could succeed to the Japanese throne, provided they were descended directly through the male descendants of the Emperor Jimmu, the first Emperor Of Japan. Although women before 1947 could in theory inherit the Throne, in practice the Throne was inherited wherever possible by the male offspring of the previous male Emperor (e.g., if an Emperor only had daughters, but the previous Emperor had sons (the current Emperor and his brother), the brother of the current Emperor would succeed him); therefore, brothers, uncles, and nephews of the Emperor would succeed before his daughters. If, however, a woman did become Empress, her children would only inherit the Throne if their father was also descended through the male descendants of Emperor Jimmu, and even in that case, sons take precedence over daughters. Japan has had eight reigning Empresses, the last abdicating in 1771. The current Emperor, Akihito, has two sons, and one grandson, one brother (without children), and one uncle, who has no living sons and whose grandchildren are ineligible to inherit the Throne. The Emperor's eldest son (the Crown Prince Naruhito) has a daughter, who was born eight years after the Crown Prince's and Crown Princess's marriage, with the Crown Princess having considerable difficulty conceiving children. The majority of the Emperor's heirs, however, are female, with no male heir being born in 41 years.

    • @KONSTANTINA228
      @KONSTANTINA228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SantaFe19484 You declare war on the Shogun and control Kyoto, seems easy enough.

  • @christianlarrynapolitano9689
    @christianlarrynapolitano9689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    King Charles: "Thanks, fam. This video helped me."

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Even though the British throne uses absolute primogeniture now, it currently affects absolutely no one up to the 29th in line (who is now Senna Lewis instead of her younger brother Tāne Lewis); _no other female_ up to that point has a younger brother who's affected by the law (yet). So they were able to make this change without shifting things too much. But if Kate's next kid is a boy, then absolute primogeniture will finally have a practical effect on the more immediate line of succession, since Princess Charlotte will get to stay in 4th place instead of moving to 5th.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Kate's third kid is indeed a boy, so now Charlotte's place in line _is_ affected by the change.

  • @Mexzan
    @Mexzan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    At 2:42, shouldn't it be "that better not be a boy"?

    • @reptile_loki
      @reptile_loki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Usually in that era the female heirs didn't want to rule the country as it was to much presure for them and also had no knowledge on how to rule a country as only male heirs were teach how to rule a country so they wanted to have a brother to rule instead of them,its complicated(sorry for bad english)

    • @Monosekist
      @Monosekist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. She’s afraid of how difficult and stressful ruling the British Empire will be.

    • @tom_4270
      @tom_4270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@reptile_loki No but he says "daughters with queenly aspirations" meaning she wants to be queen, so she would not want a brother.

    • @tom_4270
      @tom_4270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Monosekist No but he says "daughters with queenly aspirations" meaning she wants to be queen, so she would not want a brother.

    • @joesimba
      @joesimba 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tom_4270 that's what I was wondering

  • @gosucalime
    @gosucalime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The rule about the dead oldest son's kid inheriting the crown over his brother triggered the war of the roses which inspired Game of thrones. So yeah, there's that

  • @ZhadTheRad
    @ZhadTheRad ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1980 my country's (Sweden) Act of Succession was updated and the rule was changed from agnatic primogeniture to absolute primogeniture. The heir apparent prior to this change was Prince Carl Philip (born 1979, our king's only son), but after the change Princess Victoria (born 1977, the king's eldest child) became the heir apparent and thus her children come before Prince Carl Philip in the line of succession, followed by him and his children and lastly the king's youngest child, Princess Madeleine and her children.
    Interesting fact: all European royal families are in the British line of succession. Sweden's king is place 300 something (source I found said 309, but that was written in August 2020 and Elizabeth II has died and I don't know who else in line before Sweden's royal family have died, if any. I have found that at least 3 in line and higher up than the Swedish king were been born in 2021 however). Worthy of note is that in the British line of succession Prince Carl Philip and his children come before Victoria and her children, or at least according to the source I found on Sweden's royal family's position in the British line of succession.
    Also, Queen Victoria was Sweden's king's Great-Great-Grandmother and so is the case for both Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Philip as well (note that these two are also related through one more line, so they were both third cousins and second cousins once removed).