Next will be demon sperm crossed with murder hornets flying across the country impregnating by sting and starting the zombie apocalypse. Many people are saying.....
As a practicing physician with a brain and a conscience, I can say unequivocally that the Texas Medical Board needs to suspend or revoke Stella Immanuel’s license immediately.
Thank you for your service. It's sad that the same thing I say to service members I now say to our medical professionals, but I feel the need to, as a person who has to engage with the public on a daily basis. I appreciate you and your work.
I went to Google, typed in "sea captain", printed it out, wrote "yes," and mailed it to Double Trouble, New Jersey... But just to be sure, I thought I'd also vote here. Yes.
The NHS in the UK, held a large scale trial of different drugs of which hydroxychloroquine was one. It was dropped early in the trial since it appeared to do more harm than good.
Seth, the Captain is a great sidekick, and you should keep him until the in person studio shows return, and maybe beyond. Yours is the greatest late night talk show, you guys keep me laughing, and thanks!
Is it just me or has Seth gotten better in these attic shows? He’s gotten wittier!! These attic shows are some of his best shows. Maybe because he doesn’t have to slow down and wait for the live audience’s response so now he can just let it rip at a pace at which the jokes just come flying at you nonstop. I don’t know bro but he’s gotten good!! And do mean like REALLY GOOD!! I mean like almost as good as Jon Stewart in the last days of his daily show good. Props to ya Seth. I mean I love John Oliver, I love Stephen, I like Trevor, and I love Sam but that Emmy should be yours to lose at this point.
I am sure when Trump says he is busy, he just has every Monitor and Device tuned to Baby Shark on a Loop, after all - he thinks the song is about him and his Shark Tank.
Count me in as a huuuuge Captain fan! I followed the vote instructions to the letter but I thought I'd double down on my captain love and also vote here!
"DiscusTING what SETH MAYERS-- A TOTAL LOSER-- is doing to to our SEACaptain, aka Captain Highliner, a TRUE nationals (not baseball) HEROW!.. So SAD he went insane.. trapped on his lonely island, in his own lighthouse.. All night.. all day... some times running to his UNDERGROUND basement (NOT A BUNKER).. Looking for his MERMAID (sexy fish WOMAN) ,.. she left him him for ONE THOUSHAND AND THIRTY FISH STICKS., such a NASTY mermaid.. His sense of time and space force.. twisted.. every day just one long STOrMy (not DANIELS) night.. eating fish sticks with IMAGINARY FRIENDS, always eating fish sticks until his END OF days! K.. THEY say his fishy sticks CURE the CHINESE VIRUS..so i eat 11 a day, each one wrapped inside a LYSOL wipe.. save MYseLf!!... VIRUS Bad! KFC good! Masks = fake! Linky to SEA CAPTAIN proof of MAGIC STICKs.. th-cam.com/video/__QmUvZCNaI/w-d-xo.html - Donald Trump
Despite having access to near unlimited resources, dear leader relies almost exclusively on crackpot conspiracy theories he finds on social media to make "policy" decisions in the middle of a pandemic.
the rot goes too deep. trust me, this will get worse before it gets better, and "better" won't be seen for decades now. find yourself a sane corner, and enjoy what you can, while you can.
As far as I’m concerned the “Trumpets” should realize by now that this man is unfit to hold office. The last thing “Our Country” needs is for him to be re-elected.
I have lupus and am also having trouble getting my hydroxychloroquine or plaquenil! Plus anyone wanting to start it should get an eye exam! It destroys the optic nerve! I should be examined every 6 months! It’s a special test they do to look at the effects specific to the drug! This medicine is no joke! You can have get a toxicity from it! Makes you sensitive to sunlight! (I am already) It’s a scary drug to take!
At least the sensitivity to sunlight might be a positive when Dr. Trump mandates shining light into the body as a cure. Then again President Lysol B. Jonestown infamously stared directly into a solar eclipse without eye protection.. no mask in a pandemic, no sunglasses during an eclipse, but smears orange crap on his face every day. Because without it he's as white as an aliens' butt.
The side effects scared me - already at risk for retinal detachment. Why he thinks people should pop it like candy says he has a vested interest. Remember, he’s not just stupid, he’s corrupt.
Christopher Simons 😂😂😂😂 But what it’s even more concerning is that he stages crap like this to distract us from something evil afoot! He’s doing something he doesn’t want us to know about! So he causes a ruckus and gets everyone’s attention on that! Meanwhile back in his secret bunker he’s planning a way to not be thrown out of office!
Heather Leopold it is scary drug! It’s a staple in people’s homes with lupus! This is the most dangerous man ever! He has done more damage to our society in his 4 years than anyone person ever! We will be years recovering (if ever)! Please take care off your health Heather! Stay safe!
I looked at it in 1999 when I was visiting Malaysia and my doctor recommended that I consider an anti-malarial drug. It had a list of scary side effects and when I asked about it he said don’t take that one.
Seth, the portion about “we all wish this worked” was very good. Reaching out with humanity like that is much better for driving conversation than just ridiculing someone
Maybe Seth should have a copy of "A High Wind in Jamaica" or "Mutiny on the Bounty" on hand for the Sea Captain. The Sea Captain probably doesn't like having to read a book about landlubbers.
@@WarriorQueenUnicorn Maybe Seth's show needs more cowbell, er, books. A stack of books with ever-changing titles. "I, Sea Captain". "The Sealion, the Sea Hag, and the Sea Captain". "To Sea, or Not To Sea, That is the Question". "Storm Birds". "Gale, Gale, the Gang's All Here". "Jonathan Livingston Sea Captain". "The Old Man and the Sea Captain". And so on.
@@glennwelsh9784 sounds about right, its the same platform of " America has never done anything historically bad" and "I'm gonna believe in this conspiracy theory even though I can clearly google( or other search methods of choice) everything about it and disprove it in like 2 seconds" This is why I get my new by aggregate if you see 4-6 news outlets saying close to the same thing, but fox news, info wars, and oan are just being contrarian and conspiracy theory filled then its kinda hard to argue that fox news, info wars, and oan are legitimately reporting the news.
I think since trump has shone a spot light on her she’ll be under scrutiny now, her career is going to suffer for this. Hell, I wouldn’t want to go to a hospital with a quack like that
I took a month+ break from the internet basically, like no social media, TH-cam, news, etc. Still streamed stuff and did online mobile games but yea. (I was on the verge of mental breakdown.... Needed to take time for me...) Good to know that the news is basically exactly where I left it 🙄
HeyNowLookHere agreed. This chewed up summary of reality in form of comedy comes with the price of actually being informed of the madness happening nowadays. My hat is off for the writers. They are the heroes.
Rebecca Mullins just because you can’t see the joke, or maybe you see it, but still don’t get it, or maybe you get it, but still don’t find it funny. You still got out your way to express your negativity in what clearly the rest of us, subscribed or not to the show feeds, find funny and actually enjoy it. Congratulations! You expressed your opinion, pretentiously and out of touch, but you did 🙂
That part where Seth is doing the impression of Trump's ex-doctor: "Soy sauce packet...soy sauce packet, honey mustard" So good. I bet the Sea Captain wrote it. That guy is hilarious.
Is this Sea Captain Will Forte? I keep looking for a comment related to this, but haven't seen it yet.. It could just be Seth, but I'm kind of convinced it's Will Forte...
I think they've all found their own ways by now; although I definitely think age has been a factor. Colbert & Kimmel seem most 'lost' - but maybe they're also used to the biggest theatres & audiences. Seth utterly despairing saying, _"It's time for a Closer Look"_ captures my emotions every time. He's definitely found his 'groove' with this - I'd love to see more Amber, Jenny, & Karen though. Not usually a Jimmy Fallon fan, but his at-home shows were great. He has the coolest house. Enjoying Trevor Noah too - as another 'legal alien' in the US, I like that he brings some international news & more varied perspectives into... everything. Speaks to a younger audience too, & with a much younger 'team' that seemed obvious quickly. I'd love to see full episodes of them just batting things out on Zoom. Including John Oliver & Sam Bee. That'd be awesome.
These politicians need to recognize the crap storm that is stirring up around the U.S. What do they think is going to happen when people can’t afford rent, food, and basic necessities?
KEEP THE SEA CAPTAIN!! He reminds me of Rex Harrison's character in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir and ever since, I've always wanted to live in an old house that's haunted by a grumpy yet strangely endearing sea captain. Yeah, I know I'm weird.
@@TheSuzberry Im gonna laugh my ass off if Trump wins again. And start working on my Candian citizenship. Doesn't take a genius to see that the ship is sinking.
Freedom of speech from the right basically equates to being able say anything offensive they want, “snowflakes” have to deal with it, but don’t you dare choose to say happy holidays or anything that upsets their conservative beliefs
I always point out that the text of the first amendment says that congress cannot pass a law restricting speech - it doesn't say a damn thing about what anyone else can do.
Freedom of speech to reasonable people: freedom from government persecution for speech that criticizes said government. Freedom of speech to Republicans: MY TURN, my turn at the mic, ok now everyone else STFU and listen to how space lizard DNA and Our Lady Fatima statue tears cure cancer oh and BTW I just won the debate so no one else is allowed to speak about this ever again WE LOVE YOU BRITTNEY WWG1WWA MAGA!!!!!
Robert Muldoon I have now seen you post the same link 5 times, no words, no opinion, only copy and paste a link to a flawed study. I’m gonna start reporting this as spam. Just letting you know, so that you don’t think big bad TH-cam is selecting you out because you are special and you alone know the truth, it is me and others who are tired of the copy/paste spam. You are no better than a robocall
When Melania Trump implemented the “Be Better” campaign I didn’t realise that was actually their administration’s national pandemic response. Edit: I’m going to put my big girl pants on and admit I misquoted Mrs Trump. I apologise but in my defence my involuntary grammatical instinct must of taken over. Mea Culpa So to the American people I say “be best” Wear a mask Wash your hands Social distance Care about your fellow citizens ❤️ a concerned world.
@@doloresreynolds8145 He's so gullible you could take a couple of long underwear union suits, put 'em in a big clothes dryer down at the laundromat, and tell him he's watching wrestling on TV and he'd believe it. _And after he found out vegetarians eat vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian._
You can’t say “even if incredibly controversial” like you’re broadcasting some comedy special or interviewing someone who society deems “cancelled.” These are people’s lives and spreading misinformation can be the difference between someone being alive and someone dying.
AncoGaming I wouldn’t say that the stock market is more important than human lives (an argument can be made that a poor financial situation can lead to suicide but putting that aside) though I see what you’re saying yes
@@timeshipproductions907 - Corporations exist to put profits before people. The fallout is often loss of jobs, which can mean loss of a home, loss of medical insurance, loss of health. It's more complex than the simple line that I've traced, but the end result being death, I can imagine, may be far more prevalent than we can comfortably countenance.
He always goes for the impressions... Even if they're not perfect. His church lady tho... Spot on! P.S: Please don't get rid of the sea capt.... He's your like your Ed McMahon!
@ He didn't say there isn't "any" alternative, he said there isn't "much" and you just proved his point. I've never seen anyone use Linux, Apple OS isn't as popular as Windows.
It's like denying science in a tweet from your smart phone.
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@@No_More_Eyes545 Say that to Americans. That's not really true. Mind you I prefer Windows myself. As for Linux it's used a lot, but if you're not working with computers you may not know.
Payton Jellison oh yes he’s serious...trump listened to the demon destroyer doctor...trump was “very impressed”with her...sadly he’s not alone...sex with a demon according to this doctor is to be avoided at all costs...my jaw is still on the floor...what is going on in the US🇨🇦🇨🇦
YES THE BEST SEGMENT . . . Edited to Add: if this show morphed into literally just being 45 minutes of consecutive, 15-min long "a closer look" segments, that would only serve to improve an already amazing show ❤️❤️
@@wildhogs1ful "Fornication is a sin" is in no way the same as saying "STDs are caused by sexy dream demons". In my opinion, of course. Though, obviously you're free to believe what you wish. Stay safe out there :)
"“As of last year, Mr. Trump reported that his three family trusts each had investments in a Dodge & Cox mutual fund, whose largest holding was in Sanofi,” The Times wrote. Sanofi is a French drugmaker that produces hydroxychloroquine pills under the brand name Plaquenil."
@David Renton That assumes Trump is smart enough to make this connection. I don't think he is. He simply wants to be right, and he thinks HCQ is right. That is the extent to the depth of his thinking.
@@RickKasten when it comes to dodgy money making scams nothing is beneath him. For all his #personwomanmancameratvelephant he still jumps on the chance of a quick buck
Interesting that data collected as of May 2020 (USA) shows that there were only 9 deaths in the 0-17 years age group (6 of whom had pre-existing conditions), but 2 of the people watching this video know a child each. Wow ! Small country ! Methinks there is some misinformation out there ! Children under 12 are not even required to wear masks in public (though I would certainly protect my own child). It is not a myth that children do not seem to be susceptible....as to whether or not they are carriers......
@@leanie9660 They never said they knew the kids, just that they were from the same areas. Unless the areas in question are buttfuck nowhere, countless thousands could have heard the story. That sort of thing ends up in local papers and local news stations. Try using reason before going for the conspiracy gotcha next time.
Including the hair. Seriously, wouldn’t we all rather see the Donald embrace the baldness already? The amount of money that family must spend on hair gel, pomade, mousse, orange makeup, and shellac is probably more than I make in a year.
@@snowstrobe Yeah, both are great and there's people that look better with short hair and others with long hair. I personally find people with long hair really attractive, so I'm very biased
I wouldnt donate to City Harvest! Jilly Stephens OE OF FIVE on top of City Harvest PYRAMID SCHEME earned $421,739 in calendar year 2016 with bonuses worth 40k EACH. I dont think donating money to CEOs and charities that do the bare minimum whilst people like Jilly Stephens GETS FREE FROM TAX EXCEPTION Whilst EARNING $421,739+ A YEAR will help the poor.
His response to the pandemic can be summed up with “Thoughts and prayers” nothing else. The same old line used when they have no intention of helping in any way 😑
Absolutely - the same hypocritical stance they had during the first years of AIDS, and now thousands of tombstones remind us how prayers and thoughts actually improved the lenght and quality of life of those affected by the virus.
I started dating a guy in late February, early March..... Everything was great, we had such a good time together. And then we talked politics. He is apparently a conspiracy theorist. We stopped seeing each other immediately.
Yup...I was becoming friendly with a guy when the conversation changed to "American pilots are spewing poisons from their planes to kill Canadians. That's what those jet streams are..it's TRUE !! Everyone else knows about this !! I've been told about the by lots of doctors !" Uh...goodbye crazy guy !!
*From Some African Country!* I Don't Know Any Black People That Would Seek Her For Medical Treatment. *I Know Some That'll Seek Her For Hoodoo(Voodoo) Spells!*
Seth, I'm not saying you weren't good before, but this quarantine thing has really brought out the best in your work. You've found a way to really make it your own. Excellent comedy.
Right? The mix is kinda delirious. I love that he makes us all sit through a weak joke for his own amusement and then comes out with something left field like "soy sauce packet, honey mustard... oh here we are - cocaine ;) "
Not HIS 100 million. He does not have that much money. He takes it from others to invest and he himself harvests the profits. The others have to sue him to get at least half of their money back. The art of the deal...
Also sinclair: we support the free market place of ideas, and the right to inject right wing talking points into local news stations we’ve purchased without any disclaimers to say where the story came from
Remember when Sinclair had their puppets dress alike and stand up to recite a pledge? www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/04/02/598794433/video-reveals-power-of-sinclair-as-local-news-anchors-recite-script-in-unison
Gates really dressed like a stereotypical IT guy before he got married. He'd go to interviews in rumpled clothes, hair greasy and askew, and looking like he needed a shower. I think his wife was instrumental in cleaning him up.
WildwoodClaire1: Well she can replace Fauchi when he is fired in next week. Then Trump also can say that he knows a black women. Thats a win-win for him. 🤣
When she gets fired after he shone a spot light on her, he’ll hire her and complain about how “unfairly” she was treated. Then once he drops her he’ll call her a low IQ, incompetent hack. We’ve all seen this show before
@@franksmith7247 Damn, wish my guitar would suddenly appear whenever inspiration struck cause now all i can think about is thrashing an screaming DEMON!SEMEN!!DEMON!!SEMEN!!
Extremely low key, I want to know what Miller's take as an observational comedian (since he's 'conservative'...?) is on all this,...but then I don't because why take on more frustration from apologists. Wondering if he's going WTF or full "Alex Jones". Probably best to not know. lol
@@sknkwrksowner He had a recurring spot on Bill O'Reilly's show for a while, and his last special had "Fake News" in the title. You're right, it's better to not look into it. I keep hoping to find a public conservative voice that hasn't gone completely down the rabbit hole. I have yet to do so.
Old and Lazy?!? _17 April 2019 | by nandohahndo_ I liked Dennis on SNL for his right of center approach to Weekend Update. I was expecting that, in some form. What I got was about 20 min. (couldn't finish it) of a regurgitated diatribe about outdated FOX NEWS culture in joke form. Complaining like an old rural grandpa about things he is actually still understands as he applies his take. This poor guy's comedy shtick did not age well, I think it died on the SNL set, to be honest. www.imdb.com/title/tt8618716/
@@denimchicken6549 Don't make the mistake of conflating "conservative" with "Republican". (The Republican party has largely been replaced by EXTREME right-wingers.) I am a Democrat, and while I am socially "liberal" (as are many Republicans, like Patricia Heaton), but I am fiscally "conservative" (who WANTS to have one's money spent and not know where it's going?).
I love the sea captain bit. I don't understand why people don't. 🤣 "speaking of psychosis..." the insanity of those bits fits current reality sooooo well!
Not necessarily a late night host, but John Oliver has transitioned nicely as well! But I agree, Seth Meyers has done the best job out of all the typical late night shows during this quarantine.
No I think Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel did. Jimmy Fallons' recent decision to perform his TH-cam show from an empty studio - his jokes are falling on an even flatter audience than pre-covid19.
The face Seth doesn't hesitate, doesn't cut out scenes repeatedly like some others, only confirms Seth knows what he's talking about. He's done his homework. Trump is nothing but a con man and Seth knows it well.
Damn, I just realized that both Tucker and Don Jr have really tiny lipless mouths, almost with an inward pout. Both of them are rich and white and have powerful connections, and yet they always look so sullen and paranoid and bewildered and bitter.
Ok, I didn't see so many things coming this year, but nationwide conversation abot "demon sperm" takes the cake.
Next will be demon sperm crossed with murder hornets flying across the country impregnating by sting and starting the zombie apocalypse. Many people are saying.....
Stop this ride I wanna get off! 😭
@@Henry-W-Schlemmer Seriously, it's only July. What a long year it has already been, and we still have election shenanigans to go through too!
@@Henry-W-Schlemmer fat chance
You know it!
We really are living in the Stupidest Timeline now.
Call Barry Allen and tell him, he has to let his mom go. He messed up so badly.
@@3mPeRaToR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
definitely the most divided
I think America has slipped into the Twilight Zone!
Guillermo Alexis Morales Campusano 😂🤣😂
As a practicing physician with a brain and a conscience, I can say unequivocally that the Texas Medical Board needs to suspend or revoke Stella Immanuel’s license immediately.
Dr. Z as one of you...i too am thinking never mind stella ...the texas medical board needs to be disbanded...🇨🇦🇨🇦
We all have colleagues about whom we think, "Did this guy almost get admitted to the ward during his psych rotation?"
Thank you for your service. It's sad that the same thing I say to service members I now say to our medical professionals, but I feel the need to, as a person who has to engage with the public on a daily basis. I appreciate you and your work.
I tried to check her credentials. Does she have a valid license?
Sadly yes
That “doctor” said demon sperm. But why not Demon Semen. Missed opportunity
😂😂😂
All I can think of is that he'd somehow come across a copy of Malleus Maleficarum, and that he's gonna be burning witches (COVID-19 victims) next.
😁 😁 😁
Dont give the demon sperm (trump) any ideas! LOL
😜
I went to Google, typed in "sea captain", printed it out, wrote "yes," and mailed it to Double Trouble, New Jersey... But just to be sure, I thought I'd also vote here.
Yes.
D.T. Garcia love the captain 😂😂
The NHS in the UK, held a large scale trial of different drugs of which hydroxychloroquine was one.
It was dropped early in the trial since it appeared to do more harm than good.
Trump should have been dropped early in his term, for precisely the same reason.
@@christophersimons128 Yeah, the early term being his mother's pregnancy.
Just like Trump, fits doesn't it?
Should have been called demon semen. Everyone likes a good rhyme.
You need to copyright that
😂
👍👍👍
If it rhymes it must be true!
And possible sea-men / captain joke :D
Dr. Demon Semen
Twitter should just shut down teh Trump's accounts for good. They've all violated the TOA a hundred times.
Im digging the sea captain. He definitely needs to stick around, his energy is nice and light.
Agreed! xD
Seth, the Captain is a great sidekick, and you should keep him until the in person studio shows return, and maybe beyond. Yours is the greatest late night talk show, you guys keep me laughing, and thanks!
He's good, old-fashioned cheesy nautical-uncle-joke fun. Please keep him around a while, willya?
I think the writers have tuned his interjections and comedic timing. They also act as great full stops after a monologue section.
I can't wait for that doctor's TED talk. Better have visuals.
Tedx material for sure. lmao!
I can’t wait for Seth to get a haircut, he looks 13 and 30
A nap is really just a demon quickie. An afternoon demon delight.
#stealing
This is an underrated, under appreciated comment
OH, that's good!!! LOL
Aren’t. Aren’t you a witch?
Yep and the Devil loves you, unfortunately you will meet God first, good luck
Is it just me or has Seth gotten better in these attic shows?
He’s gotten wittier!!
These attic shows are some of his best shows.
Maybe because he doesn’t have to slow down and wait for the live audience’s response so now he can just let it rip at a pace at which the jokes just come flying at you nonstop.
I don’t know bro but he’s gotten good!!
And do mean like REALLY GOOD!!
I mean like almost as good as Jon Stewart in the last days of his daily show good.
Props to ya Seth.
I mean I love John Oliver, I love Stephen, I like Trevor, and I love Sam but that Emmy should be yours to lose at this point.
i know right Colbert also has gotten even better having no audience
Yes! I was worried around the wasp era, but now he is back in full swing with an undeniable tinge of glorious insanity!
You forgot bill Maher for shame
Totally agree!
Are you his new writer?
Sea Captain YES. He left his mistress--the mighty ocean--to share his wisdom with us! Don't do him dirty!
I bet that the Sea Captain doesn't approve of Seth being a landlubber.
trump was impressed by the doctor and the " _other doctors who stood with her_ "
Doesn't take much to impress him
Trump uses just a little wet concrete. It's cheaper that way.
Trump is most impressed by people who repeat what he says.
I am sure when Trump says he is busy, he just has every Monitor and Device tuned to Baby Shark on a Loop, after all - he thinks the song is about him and his Shark Tank.
@@tubruton yes, but the other doctors didn't say anything, they "just stood with her"
Count me in as a huuuuge Captain fan! I followed the vote instructions to the letter but I thought I'd double down on my captain love and also vote here!
The fact that people actually take Trump seriously...🤦♂️🤦♂️
trump is seriously deranged and he is a serious threat to democracy, Oh, I guess you're right.
"DiscusTING what SETH MAYERS-- A TOTAL LOSER-- is doing to to our SEACaptain, aka Captain Highliner, a TRUE nationals (not baseball) HEROW!.. So SAD he went insane.. trapped on his lonely island, in his own lighthouse.. All night.. all day... some times running to his UNDERGROUND basement (NOT A BUNKER).. Looking for his MERMAID (sexy fish WOMAN) ,.. she left him him for ONE THOUSHAND AND THIRTY FISH STICKS., such a NASTY mermaid.. His sense of time and space force.. twisted.. every day just one long STOrMy (not DANIELS) night.. eating fish sticks with IMAGINARY FRIENDS, always eating fish sticks until his END OF days! K.. THEY say his fishy sticks CURE the CHINESE VIRUS..so i eat 11 a day, each one wrapped inside a LYSOL wipe.. save MYseLf!!... VIRUS Bad! KFC good! Masks = fake! Linky to SEA CAPTAIN proof of MAGIC STICKs..
th-cam.com/video/__QmUvZCNaI/w-d-xo.html
- Donald Trump
It never ceases to amaze.
Jake Butler ...l know, but I’m an old lady and I’ll have sex with demons in my sleep ,,,,it’s better than nothing! 🧟♂️🧟👿😈👹👺🤤😍🥰
So disappointing
If Rob Zombie doesn’t release a song or album titled “Demon Semen” by the end of the year, I’m gonna be disappointed.
Or Powerwolf
powerwolf is the better band and yes ill look forward to that song
haha... hahaha me too now that you mentioned it
We've declined so much in such a short time. I can scarcely recognize my beloved country any longer. This sucks.
This wild downhill sledding started some decades ago, slowed a bit down during Obama's time, only to accelerate again after that.
This should be a clear lesson to all Americans - don't have sex with demons in your sleep.
It's just common sense.
Feel like I missed that part of sex ed
But they're lonely and they let me be big spoon!
Such things are for awake time so you can be sure about where they try to stick their tails.
@@billijoebobbyjr Yeah they don't teach that stuff in abstinence-only
It is clear you have already been micro-chipped by Bill Gates through 5G!
Despite having access to near unlimited resources, dear leader relies almost exclusively on crackpot conspiracy theories he finds on social media to make "policy" decisions in the middle of a pandemic.
Tells you a lot about his decision making abilities.
I’m actually glad Im old. There is just too much madness now. Still, I hang on to witness sanity’s rebirth and the end of trumpets.
the rot goes too deep. trust me, this will get worse before it gets better, and "better" won't be seen for decades now. find yourself a sane corner, and enjoy what you can, while you can.
As far as I’m concerned the “Trumpets” should realize by now that this man is unfit to hold office. The last thing “Our Country” needs is for him to be re-elected.
Seths Sea captain makes me feel good about my talking painting.
And just what does yours have to say?
I have lupus and am also having trouble getting my hydroxychloroquine or plaquenil! Plus anyone wanting to start it should get an eye exam! It destroys the optic nerve! I should be examined every 6 months! It’s a special test they do to look at the effects specific to the drug! This medicine is no joke! You can have get a toxicity from it! Makes you sensitive to sunlight! (I am already) It’s a scary drug to take!
At least the sensitivity to sunlight might be a positive when Dr. Trump mandates shining light into the body as a cure. Then again President Lysol B. Jonestown infamously stared directly into a solar eclipse without eye protection.. no mask in a pandemic, no sunglasses during an eclipse, but smears orange crap on his face every day. Because without it he's as white as an aliens' butt.
The side effects scared me - already at risk for retinal detachment. Why he thinks people should pop it like candy says he has a vested interest. Remember, he’s not just stupid, he’s corrupt.
Christopher Simons 😂😂😂😂
But what it’s even more concerning is that he stages crap like this to distract us from something evil afoot! He’s doing something he doesn’t want us to know about! So he causes a ruckus and gets everyone’s attention on that! Meanwhile back in his secret bunker he’s planning a way to not be thrown out of office!
Heather Leopold it is scary drug! It’s a staple in people’s homes with lupus! This is the most dangerous man ever! He has done more damage to our society in his 4 years than anyone person ever! We will be years recovering (if ever)! Please take care off your health Heather! Stay safe!
I looked at it in 1999 when I was visiting Malaysia and my doctor recommended that I consider an anti-malarial drug. It had a list of scary side effects and when I asked about it he said don’t take that one.
I’m guessing Seths location: the gift shop in a lighthouse on the East Coast. 😂😂😂
Captain of a ship along the coast: "And that's Seth's lighthouse." First mate: "How can you tell?" Captain: "I can hear his monologue."
@@philipclayberg4928 lol!! 😂🤣
Yes in Maine
Seth, the portion about “we all wish this worked” was very good. Reaching out with humanity like that is much better for driving conversation than just ridiculing someone
Why does tucker Carlson always look like a dog trying to figure out what your saying?
How dare you insult dogs! He looks like he is perpetually farting and can't work out where it's coming from.
Could be that Tucker Carlson is full of that "demon sperm".
Trucker Carlson always has that deer in the headlights look.
If there is reptilians maybe he’s a type of doggilian 🧐🤯
Thought he was shitting his pants when he gets that look on his face.
Keep the Sea Captain . He's only half way through the Thorn Birds .
Maybe Seth should have a copy of "A High Wind in Jamaica" or "Mutiny on the Bounty" on hand for the Sea Captain. The Sea Captain probably doesn't like having to read a book about landlubbers.
I'm just afraid for the 📚 books. I don't know what happened to them. I'm glad the last copy of "The Birds" made it.
@@WarriorQueenUnicorn Maybe Seth's show needs more cowbell, er, books. A stack of books with ever-changing titles. "I, Sea Captain". "The Sealion, the Sea Hag, and the Sea Captain". "To Sea, or Not To Sea, That is the Question". "Storm Birds". "Gale, Gale, the Gang's All Here". "Jonathan Livingston Sea Captain". "The Old Man and the Sea Captain". And so on.
is it weird that he seems more offended that he cant spread misinformation than that the information is wrong?
Yup- again like 🐑
It's the "I have the right as an American to say it even if it's wrong and stupid and dangerous and makes me look like an ass" position.
Glenn Welsh more like, “it doesn’t matter what I did because what about this liberal who did something else?!”
@@glennwelsh9784 sounds about right, its the same platform of " America has never done anything historically bad" and "I'm gonna believe in this conspiracy theory even though I can clearly google( or other search methods of choice) everything about it and disprove it in like 2 seconds" This is why I get my new by aggregate if you see 4-6 news outlets saying close to the same thing, but fox news, info wars, and oan are just being contrarian and conspiracy theory filled then its kinda hard to argue that fox news, info wars, and oan are legitimately reporting the news.
So, uh, exactly what strain of weed DOES make Doritos taste better?
Asking for a friend.
plucas1 Any strain...
Yeah, I would have liked to see the conclusions of their study.
Following...for a friend
G13
OG Widow Kush Cookie Cake.
Whatever institution gave that lady her medical degree needs to revoke it immediately.
@Andy her degree comes from Africa? I think not so much a med school...more like playing operation in a really filthy barnyard.
I think since trump has shone a spot light on her she’ll be under scrutiny now, her career is going to suffer for this. Hell, I wouldn’t want to go to a hospital with a quack like that
We love Seth and the sea Captain. ...sounds like a low budget soap opera!
that is a catchy title
A bromance in the making.
@@katthefantastic Net quite ready for prime time. Live from New York ... it's Seth Meyer's Attic Live!
I’ve mailed 25 pictures of a sea captains with “YES” scribbled on them to 25 different addresses. I hope one lands!
Hey. I say you win!
Call 1-800 Arghhhh for help with your sea sickness. Kidding good post.
DirectorG I really hope this is true!
Comments like these is what's keeping me from descending into madness in this yr... 🤣😂🤣 thank you
Land ho?
I took a month+ break from the internet basically, like no social media, TH-cam, news, etc. Still streamed stuff and did online mobile games but yea. (I was on the verge of mental breakdown.... Needed to take time for me...)
Good to know that the news is basically exactly where I left it 🙄
Seth gradually descending into madness is hilarious.
HeyNowLookHere agreed. This chewed up summary of reality in form of comedy comes with the price of actually being informed of the madness happening nowadays. My hat is off for the writers. They are the heroes.
Hilariously pretentious and out of touch.
I think we all are going crazy
@@Bernacide would you mind elaborating on your comment?
Rebecca Mullins just because you can’t see the joke, or maybe you see it, but still don’t get it, or maybe you get it, but still don’t find it funny. You still got out your way to express your negativity in what clearly the rest of us, subscribed or not to the show feeds, find funny and actually enjoy it. Congratulations! You expressed your opinion, pretentiously and out of touch, but you did 🙂
That part where Seth is doing the impression of Trump's ex-doctor: "Soy sauce packet...soy sauce packet, honey mustard" So good. I bet the Sea Captain wrote it. That guy is hilarious.
Is this Sea Captain Will Forte? I keep looking for a comment related to this, but haven't seen it yet.. It could just be Seth, but I'm kind of convinced it's Will Forte...
Or the guy that played Stefon
@@rossparker01 kfbr392
Seth this is important we need to know (omg tho I think you're right about Will Forte...)
Would like to know too. Lol
Could the USA get any crazier ? The White House is like the Mad Hatter's Tea Party !
Hey, careful, they're taking such questions like challenges these days!
The white house: yes it can! Hold on my demon sperm
Just call me Alice.
Just when you think it can’t get crazier, they prove you wrong
Oh that's just bunker baby being a ....well.... baby!
wait until he wants to delay the elections...
What will Moscow Mitch say?
No way you're Miller, that Dana Carvey was friggin' perfect!
I know, right? Now I have to go and find a Church Lady compilation...
😂
Seth is the only late night show host who's been fun to watch. Besides John Oliver ofc. But Seth actually improved!
I enjoy Trevor Noah and Conan O Brian more personally, but Seth is pretty fun
Check out Trevor Noah he is in his element.
Oliver is a turd.
John Browne Says the guy named after a turd in a toilet?
I think they've all found their own ways by now; although I definitely think age has been a factor.
Colbert & Kimmel seem most 'lost' - but maybe they're also used to the biggest theatres & audiences.
Seth utterly despairing saying, _"It's time for a Closer Look"_ captures my emotions every time. He's definitely found his 'groove' with this - I'd love to see more Amber, Jenny, & Karen though.
Not usually a Jimmy Fallon fan, but his at-home shows were great. He has the coolest house.
Enjoying Trevor Noah too - as another 'legal alien' in the US, I like that he brings some international news & more varied perspectives into... everything. Speaks to a younger audience too, & with a much younger 'team' that seemed obvious quickly.
I'd love to see full episodes of them just batting things out on Zoom. Including John Oliver & Sam Bee. That'd be awesome.
These politicians need to recognize the crap storm that is stirring up around the U.S. What do they think is going to happen when people can’t afford rent, food, and basic necessities?
Millions set up guillotine and remove idiot politicians.
@@annihilator45 yay! just like the French!
We'll see next week
the horde of evicted people storm congress and the country splits into factions...just like the video games
KEEP THE SEA CAPTAIN!! He reminds me of Rex Harrison's character in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir and ever since, I've always wanted to live in an old house that's haunted by a grumpy yet strangely endearing sea captain. Yeah, I know I'm weird.
Try watching the series on you tube. The ghost and Mrs Muir, its good and funny.. but there is only 2 seasons..
Honestly, Seth is starting to look like a younger Tony Hawk from an alternate timeline.
yo..... YOOO =0 =0
That’s what being in social isolation with two kids and a spouse does to you. I look like Medusa now.
Everyday there's a whole new crazy from America. When does the "great" kick in?
Paul A Burrows - in November. Vote.
For them, it already did.
Don't hold your breath. But do take hydroxychloroquine. (Sad, isn't it?)
@@TheSuzberry Im gonna laugh my ass off if Trump wins again. And start working on my Candian citizenship. Doesn't take a genius to see that the ship is sinking.
@@TrapGod_JackofAllTrades hmmm. You're not wrong
"Freedom of Speech" does not include the right to shout "Fire" in a crowded room (unless there really is a fire, of course).
Freedom of speech from the right basically equates to being able say anything offensive they want, “snowflakes” have to deal with it, but don’t you dare choose to say happy holidays or anything that upsets their conservative beliefs
I always point out that the text of the first amendment says that congress cannot pass a law restricting speech - it doesn't say a damn thing about what anyone else can do.
OriginalYithian you're my hero
Freedom of speech to reasonable people: freedom from government persecution for speech that criticizes said government.
Freedom of speech to Republicans: MY TURN, my turn at the mic, ok now everyone else STFU and listen to how space lizard DNA and Our Lady Fatima statue tears cure cancer oh and BTW I just won the debate so no one else is allowed to speak about this ever again WE LOVE YOU BRITTNEY WWG1WWA MAGA!!!!!
Robert Muldoon I have now seen you post the same link 5 times, no words, no opinion, only copy and paste a link to a flawed study.
I’m gonna start reporting this as spam.
Just letting you know, so that you don’t think big bad TH-cam is selecting you out because you are special and you alone know the truth, it is me and others who are tired of the copy/paste spam.
You are no better than a robocall
When Melania Trump implemented the “Be Better” campaign I didn’t realise that was actually their administration’s national pandemic response.
Edit: I’m going to put my big girl pants on and admit I misquoted Mrs Trump. I apologise but in my defence my involuntary grammatical instinct must of taken over.
Mea Culpa
So to the American people I say “be best”
Wear a mask
Wash your hands
Social distance
Care about your fellow citizens
❤️ a concerned world.
It's was "Be Best" 😤
I thought it was the, "be best," campaign.
@@FutureCommentary1 so I'm genuinely curious...do you support Trump and his family, where do you sit on this discussion
'Be better' is an honest mistake. It's grammatically correct. 'Be best' is how kindergartners speak.
@markmac She's golddigging a tunnel out. ;)
he's boxed himself into a corner. he now has to publicly praise weirdos and charlatans because they praise him. smh.
BB McKinlay. He is so easily manipulated that this con-woman knew just how to get his attention and approval... praise hydroxychloriquine!
Don't forget his sympathy for Ghislaine Maxwell's plight.
@@doloresreynolds8145 He's so gullible you could take a couple of long underwear union suits, put 'em in a big clothes dryer down at the laundromat, and tell him he's watching wrestling on TV and he'd believe it. _And after he found out vegetarians eat vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian._
@@doloresreynolds8145 exactly.
You can’t say “even if incredibly controversial” like you’re broadcasting some comedy special or interviewing someone who society deems “cancelled.” These are people’s lives and spreading misinformation can be the difference between someone being alive and someone dying.
AncoGaming I wouldn’t say that the stock market is more important than human lives (an argument can be made that a poor financial situation can lead to suicide but putting that aside) though I see what you’re saying yes
@@timeshipproductions907 - Corporations exist to put profits before people. The fallout is often loss of jobs, which can mean loss of a home, loss of medical insurance, loss of health. It's more complex than the simple line that I've traced, but the end result being death, I can imagine, may be far more prevalent than we can comfortably countenance.
I love the Sea Captain. I would rather listen to him than Donald Trump.
Sea captain for president!
they both need to go.
That's a pretty low bar to clear. I went to the dentist recently and I'd rather hear the dental drill than Donald Trump.
I hate him like trump hes annoying.......why am I here?
He's definitely more stable than the toddler in Chief
He always goes for the impressions... Even if they're not perfect. His church lady tho... Spot on!
P.S: Please don't get rid of the sea capt.... He's your like your Ed McMahon!
...your "church-lady" imitation isn't bad at all, Seth.
I bet everyone yelling "Arrest Bill Gates" use Microsoft all day every day
there is not much of an alternative to Microsoft
@@josephsilin6041 Yes there are. Apple OS and Linux.
@ He didn't say there isn't "any" alternative, he said there isn't "much" and you just proved his point.
I've never seen anyone use Linux, Apple OS isn't as popular as Windows.
It's like denying science in a tweet from your smart phone.
@@No_More_Eyes545 Say that to Americans. That's not really true. Mind you I prefer Windows myself. As for Linux it's used a lot, but if you're not working with computers you may not know.
You know, "covid-19" and "murder hornets" were on the menu for this year, but I didn't expect "demon sperm."
Don’t forget the cane toads in Florida whose slimy secretions can kill dogs.
@@skonther0ck I must have missed the memo on that one and with the way this year is going I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not.
Or the "law and order" president.
I thought I had a raw deal when my 2020 bingo card had "Demon Sperm" as the center square but I guess I was wrong.
Payton Jellison oh yes he’s serious...trump listened to the demon destroyer doctor...trump was “very impressed”with her...sadly he’s not alone...sex with a demon according to this doctor is to be avoided at all costs...my jaw is still on the floor...what is going on in the US🇨🇦🇨🇦
YES THE BEST SEGMENT
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if this show morphed into literally just being 45 minutes of consecutive, 15-min long "a closer look" segments, that would only serve to improve an already amazing show ❤️❤️
12:33 most women he talks about are “nasty” or rude, yet this looney doctors is _spectacular_ 🙄
Genevieve Spectacular - but he really knows nothing about her....
If you say something that Trump agrees with or you agree with something he says, you're spectacular.
Disagree with him and he resorts to insults.
belief in the bible makes her crazy ? She may not have used the correct phrases but fornication is a sin
Well, many people have told him that she looks remarkably like Melania.....
@@wildhogs1ful "Fornication is a sin" is in no way the same as saying "STDs are caused by sexy dream demons". In my opinion, of course. Though, obviously you're free to believe what you wish. Stay safe out there :)
Demon sperm? Someone knows my ex-boyfriend’s father? Heyyyooooo!!! I’ll be here all week folks!
This is really unfortunate
A large and opinionated population with access to the internet is fertile ground for conspiracy theories.
@Foppish Dilettaunt that too in most cases
"“As of last year, Mr. Trump reported that his three family trusts each had investments in a Dodge & Cox mutual fund, whose largest holding was in Sanofi,” The Times wrote. Sanofi is a French drugmaker that produces hydroxychloroquine pills under the brand name Plaquenil."
@David Renton That assumes Trump is smart enough to make this connection. I don't think he is. He simply wants to be right, and he thinks HCQ is right. That is the extent to the depth of his thinking.
seems legit
@@RickKasten when it comes to dodgy money making scams nothing is beneath him. For all his #personwomanmancameratvelephant he still jumps on the chance of a quick buck
He’s been pushing that drug for a while now. All because he wants to profit from it.
Of course he does, everyone shoulda known, when he was able to pronounce hydroxycholoquine correctly more than 1x Self serving as always.🤔🤥
Church Lady! I can’t...🤣😅😂! And Dennis what’s-his-face! Great impressions of both! Man, I miss them! Thx, Seth! That was pretty awesome!
"children don't die of coronavirus" 😢 that's got to be the worst statement.
A baby from my area died.
A 5 year old died here
It's so insidious. People are going to lose their children or their own lives because of this round of misinformation. I'm so tired.
Interesting that data collected as of May 2020 (USA) shows that there were only 9 deaths in the 0-17 years age group (6 of whom had pre-existing conditions), but 2 of the people watching this video know a child each. Wow ! Small country ! Methinks there is some misinformation out there ! Children under 12 are not even required to wear masks in public (though I would certainly protect my own child). It is not a myth that children do not seem to be susceptible....as to whether or not they are carriers......
@@leanie9660 They never said they knew the kids, just that they were from the same areas. Unless the areas in question are buttfuck nowhere, countless thousands could have heard the story. That sort of thing ends up in local papers and local news stations.
Try using reason before going for the conspiracy gotcha next time.
That photo of trump’s doctor will NEVER get old. Never ever.
Timeless and priceless!
The captain's a good man and I want to drink a beer with him.
Arrrrh he drinks rum man!
I had a beer with him. He skipped out on his share of the tab.
@Tyeler Nowell only way a peg legged man can move
@Tyeler Nowell Sure. It looks funny when he does it.
Surely you mean a flagon of ale.
Just how much cocaine are they paying Donald Trump Jr. with now?
That entire family is stuck in all of the worst parts of the 80s.
Including the hair. Seriously, wouldn’t we all rather see the Donald embrace the baldness already? The amount of money that family must spend on hair gel, pomade, mousse, orange makeup, and shellac is probably more than I make in a year.
@@hannahbear9131 I bet his bed-sheets look like the Turin shroud
N Jones 😄😂
That's how Hunter Biden prefers being paid,isn't it?!! Ohh wait he likes the Chinese "Yen"...srry
@@paulwest7469 I'm pretty sure "Chinese Yen" was one of the porn-stars Trump paid off to keep quiet.
Why aren't they calling it demon semen? Much more hilarious.
Well played
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😂😂😂😂
It is because some alt-right nut will blame the sea capatin.
You win the comments section.
Sea Captain is an upper tier bit! In these trying times, we need his salty disposition!
America is on fire. 🔥
And I don’t think Seth realizes his hair already looks classy as hell...
I can't wait for men to have longer hair after quarantine, and then it becoming a trend again!
Both is lit... but it diff ways.
@@alopiaspelagicus1628 I for one have decided to keep my longer hair.
@@snowstrobe Yeah, both are great and there's people that look better with short hair and others with long hair. I personally find people with long hair really attractive, so I'm very biased
"person, woman, demon, sperm, camera, TV"
🤣🤣🤣
@Dak Lamerbusch Yes, TV is a word. It's an abbreviation which is merely a special *form* of a word so it's still a word.
Vote.Gov
I wouldnt donate to City Harvest! Jilly Stephens OE OF FIVE on top of City Harvest PYRAMID SCHEME earned $421,739 in calendar year 2016 with bonuses worth 40k EACH. I dont think donating money to CEOs and charities that do the bare minimum whilst people like Jilly Stephens GETS FREE FROM TAX EXCEPTION Whilst EARNING $421,739+ A YEAR will help the poor.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His response to the pandemic can be summed up with “Thoughts and prayers” nothing else. The same old line used when they have no intention of helping in any way 😑
Can't wait for social distancing during the school shooting drills. That'll work out well
Absolutely - the same hypocritical stance they had during the first years of AIDS, and now thousands of tombstones remind us how prayers and thoughts actually improved the lenght and quality of life of those affected by the virus.
Don't think he even cares enough for that. It's closer to "Let them eat cake." imo
m fay so true! That will be an absolute nightmare scenario 😞
I started dating a guy in late February, early March..... Everything was great, we had such a good time together. And then we talked politics. He is apparently a conspiracy theorist.
We stopped seeing each other immediately.
Yup...I was becoming friendly with a guy when the conversation changed to "American pilots are spewing poisons from their planes to kill Canadians. That's what those jet streams are..it's TRUE !! Everyone else knows about this !! I've been told about the by lots of doctors !"
Uh...goodbye crazy guy !!
We should start calling it conspiracy myths, baceause theories are based in facts.
Trump: "I agreed with a black lady; there's no pleasing you people.
Although, I don’t know her or where she’s from... I don’t know anything about her
....was thinking THAT the whole time and scrolled to check comments...bam. First one I see! lmao
LMAO. I gave you shoes. What more do you want?!
😂😂😂 That's his contribution to the Black Lives Matter movement. Ugh.
*From Some African Country!*
I Don't Know Any Black People That Would Seek Her For Medical Treatment.
*I Know Some That'll Seek Her For Hoodoo(Voodoo) Spells!*
Again I love the story on these videos Lol!
Sea captain adding some canon to Seth's life.
Love the nod to 'church lady' and Dennis Miller at the end! Trump is crazy too.
Seth, I'm not saying you weren't good before, but this quarantine thing has really brought out the best in your work. You've found a way to really make it your own. Excellent comedy.
Right? The mix is kinda delirious. I love that he makes us all sit through a weak joke for his own amusement and then comes out with something left field like "soy sauce packet, honey mustard... oh here we are - cocaine ;) "
Yeah. He can really read that teleprompter
@@rustyshackleford7265 delivery is crucial in telling a joke
Also, excellent Church Lady impression. 2 thumbs up!
I'm enjoying his no f*cks delivery. He is biting. 👍
Can we keep the sea Captain? His goofy nautical jokes help to ease the existential dread from the typical news segments.
amen to that
When they go back to the studio I hope Seth’s in-laws let him keep the sea captain, and he gets a place of honor on the set.
Yeah, he be more chock-a-block than the Ensign halyard on a Spanker gaff to be sure.
Please, please no.
The Orange Potus must have invested ALL of his 100 million dollars into the Hydroxy and will do ANYTHING to make sales go up! LMFAO
Except its working....and WINNING
@@workct4102 careful with the demon sperm, true believer.
Not HIS 100 million. He does not have that much money. He takes it from others to invest and he himself harvests the profits. The others have to sue him to get at least half of their money back. The art of the deal...
@@facespaz maybe you should read more
@@Pit.Gutzmann really? You know this as a fact huh? Lol...gtfoh
I choked and almost died laughing when you did church lady. Isn't that special.
i wanted him to say could it be demon semen
@@justinsears8495 I was expecting him to say Satan instead of Demons :)
Church Lady reference was worthy of a like.
Right?
I can just hear the voice, "Could it be.....DEMON SPERM?"
Well done, Seth
Seth's Church Lady was spot on! Best part of my day. Thanks for the laugh.
“Your throbbing loins and your pulsating buttocks” LMAO
Tsar Nicholas had Rasputin.
Trump has his 'Christian' witch doctor.
Ooooooooooffff 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
😆😄😂
It's unfair to call her a witch doctor: She's in no way qualified for that job!
She ain't Christian, she's on cocaine
Nick Heritage that’s not fair to cocaine! She is on some bath salt/meth cocktail.
"Italy: the New Jersey of Europe"
I'M DYIN'!!!!
That is so BS.
We do not have something New Jersey-Like in Europe...
And if, it would be Belgium...
@@irgendwieanders2121 I'll bite--why Belgium?
@@Boules99 LOL. Belgium 🇧🇪 is Europe's New Jersey. Belgians are a trip. Loud, flashy, blunt. I love them.
@@Boules99 Yes indeed, why Belgium?
To be honest: Nobody seems to know or even have a good explanatory theory for Belgium...
@@irgendwieanders2121 But, I thought it was Finland. 😢
Sinclair Broadcasting: We support the market place of ideas and our inalienable right to yell "FIRE!" in crowded theaters.
Also sinclair: we support the free market place of ideas, and the right to inject right wing talking points into local news stations we’ve purchased without any disclaimers to say where the story came from
Sinclair Broadcasting; Let Us Help You Lick That Boot
Remember when Sinclair had their puppets dress alike and stand up to recite a pledge? www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/04/02/598794433/video-reveals-power-of-sinclair-as-local-news-anchors-recite-script-in-unison
"You're an IT Billionaire, stop dressing like an IT guy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gates really dressed like a stereotypical IT guy before he got married. He'd go to interviews in rumpled clothes, hair greasy and askew, and looking like he needed a shower. I think his wife was instrumental in cleaning him up.
Trump will probably appoint Stella Immanuel as Surgeon General by sometime next week.
WildwoodClaire1: Well she can replace Fauchi when he is fired in next week. Then Trump also can say that he knows a black women. Thats a win-win for him. 🤣
When she gets fired after he shone a spot light on her, he’ll hire her and complain about how “unfairly” she was treated. Then once he drops her he’ll call her a low IQ, incompetent hack. We’ve all seen this show before
Good to see you still posting Claire, no pressure but would love to see a new vid, stay safe.
😂😭
Love the impressions, Seth! Stay strong my man.
I feel like he missed the chance to say "demon semen". It's catchier.
You ought to write comedy! Do you or have you ever thought about it?
I hesitated to like this because the likes were on 69... my finger hovered for a second, but then I did it... sorry to ruin the moment.
@@franksmith7247 Damn, wish my guitar would suddenly appear whenever inspiration struck cause now all i can think about is thrashing an screaming DEMON!SEMEN!!DEMON!!SEMEN!!
demon semen 2: electric boogaloo
“It’s catchier” just like a good virus!!
Seth's Dennis Miller was pretty good; The church lady was spot-on.
Extremely low key, I want to know what Miller's take as an observational comedian (since he's 'conservative'...?) is on all this,...but then I don't because why take on more frustration from apologists. Wondering if he's going WTF or full "Alex Jones". Probably best to not know. lol
@@sknkwrksowner He had a recurring spot on Bill O'Reilly's show for a while, and his last special had "Fake News" in the title. You're right, it's better to not look into it.
I keep hoping to find a public conservative voice that hasn't gone completely down the rabbit hole. I have yet to do so.
@@sknkwrksowner User Reviews
Old and Lazy?!?
_17 April 2019 | by nandohahndo_
I liked Dennis on SNL for his right of center approach to Weekend Update. I was expecting that, in some form. What I got was about 20 min. (couldn't finish it) of a regurgitated diatribe about outdated FOX NEWS culture in joke form. Complaining like an old rural grandpa about things he is actually still understands as he applies his take. This poor guy's comedy shtick did not age well, I think it died on the SNL set, to be honest.
www.imdb.com/title/tt8618716/
@@denimchicken6549 Don't make the mistake of conflating "conservative" with "Republican". (The Republican party has largely been replaced by EXTREME right-wingers.) I am a Democrat, and while I am socially "liberal" (as are many Republicans, like Patricia Heaton), but I am fiscally "conservative" (who WANTS to have one's money spent and not know where it's going?).
Denahom Chikn ....Do you know Foghorn Leghorn ?
You're the only late night host that has adapted to internet content well, honestly this is better than the TV show!
Stephen Colbert is pretty good too
I know, Seth's an average TH-camr now..
I agree it's almost like he's more relatable than before and he was great before.
No, it isn't.
You clearly haven't seen Trevor Noah.
Man I miss The Sopranos, rest in peace James Gandolfini.
On today's episode, Seth challenges the internet to dox him and send him sea captain pictures.
Aye, keep the captain. He's an amusing aside.
Maybe the sea captain can spout some alternatives to the overused “insane” and “horrific” - not that they aren’t accurate.....
@@bp311able A seafaring thesaurus 🤣
the captain is the only one that is worth watching.
I love the sea captain bit. I don't understand why people don't. 🤣 "speaking of psychosis..." the insanity of those bits fits current reality sooooo well!
Keep the Sea Captain!!!!! Thanks for all of the daily laughs :)))
"Stop dressing like an I.T. guy...." That was funny.
Hey wait........I'M an I.T. guy!
Stephen king wrote a book about us!
We know, we can see your profile picture
"Some of you hate him.... DAD"
Honestly a mood.
keep him. Just to annoy your dad a little more
I love the sea captain , reminds me of the ghost and Mrs Muir.
Reminds me of Sponge Bob
Seth, it's doesn't matter how I feel about the Captain. If he helps you - God bless! Keep up the good work!
So is it just me or is Seth Meyers the only late night host that has made the TH-cam transition seamlessly
Not necessarily a late night host, but John Oliver has transitioned nicely as well! But I agree, Seth Meyers has done the best job out of all the typical late night shows during this quarantine.
Not exactly seamlessly. The first couple of weeks were a bit of a mess, as Seth admitted himself. But he's certainly found his groove with it now.
No I think Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel did. Jimmy Fallons' recent decision to perform his TH-cam show from an empty studio - his jokes are falling on an even flatter audience than pre-covid19.
There were some sketchy eps in a garage, but things improved from there.
The face Seth doesn't hesitate, doesn't cut out scenes repeatedly like some others, only confirms Seth knows what he's talking about. He's done his homework. Trump is nothing but a con man and Seth knows it well.
I thought the Captain was gonna say, “The only pole I care about is the pole that shoots out seamen.” 😉
The Mizzenmast, surely?
@@iandalziel7405 The Jizzenmast, surely?
that semen on the poop deck?
The Sea Captain, divisive? More like: Divide and conquer. Ahaaargh!
After all, Ahab-it is hard to break.
Yaaaaaaaaar right
BOO!
More like... divide and conqaaaaaargh
I’ll show myself out.
Literally Seth makes me feel so safe anyone else?
"Alien vaccine" would make a good name for a weed strain.
Come for the COVID test. Stay for the Alien Vaccine! @ your local dispensary...
Please breed this I want to smoke it
Anti-terrestrial antibodies?
“Church chat” after dark 😂🤣😂 - Lol oh man what a throw back!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I loved Church Chat. "She made a deal with Say-tun!"
Damn, I just realized that both Tucker and Don Jr have really tiny lipless mouths, almost with an inward pout. Both of them are rich and white and have powerful connections, and yet they always look so sullen and paranoid and bewildered and bitter.
Never trust lipless people.
Ken ...that look..in my part of the world is known as constipation...🇨🇦🇨🇦
@@paulinechapman9319 totally 😅 that lost dog looks on both of their faces 😂 you think Tucker also has daddy issues?
Maybe they have alien dna
Oh my lord, Church Lady would be destroying these people!