@@fiscer247 Because they didn’t know that if they lied on their citizenship application about felony or misdemeanor they can be now stripped of their citizenship and deported from red state :))
@@DANMURITHI254 if they with you, then its good. If they aint they are na zi, You people have no concept of democracy, thats why democrats didnt win. Hahahahah
Can't you bots even be consistent with the random.letters and numbers you string together? Admit it, you're just writing Covfefe and hoping it will make you look smart. (Spoiler alert: it doesn't)
Legalizing Abortion and legalizing recreational marihuana actually received a majority vote in Florida. Both were OVER 55% and 57% but thanks to our go-go boots wearing Authoritarian Governor, it needed 60% to pass. So much for FREEDOMS in Florida.
Yeah, republicans, for less government, lol, I AM in Ohio, they tried everything they could to keep the people from making the decisions, some democracy. Good luck Florida
Thank you JIMMAYYYY! I had to officially block the topics “Donald Trump,” and “JD Vance” on my Apple News, because their faces were everywhere and I’m not going to voluntarily give myself more anxiety-you’ve reminded me to add the maniacal Elon! Your monologues have helped me get through the most insane election season (that unfortunately ended in the most insane way😂-have to laugh so I don’t cry lolol). Truly added levity where little to none was to be found on the topic, and I’m sure it’s the same for many others-it is for my mom as well! We never miss your monologues and always laugh about the best parts the next day🤗☺️ Please don’t stop doing what you’ve been doing. So many of us have genuinely needed your words and will continue needing them for a while I presume. You deserve the effing medal of greatness, presented by none other than Donny boy himself. HAHAHA picturing that occurring in my head and…. amazing😂
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for keeping up the great work. Your monologues are absolutely fantastic, and I'm so much looking forward to them! I watch them over and over, and I have laughed so much because of your awesome way of presenting them. I absolutely love them! It's also a great way to learn about the different individuals especially the republican ones. What a disturbing crew they are. As far as Trump and Musk are concerned, they downright make me wanna puke!
Nobody cares 4 more years haha that’s 8 years of life that you will have spent being wrong and feeling incorrectly about this please quit whatever you’re doing currently and turn a new leaf find god, MAGA 🎉
@@ChaosApostle Oh yeah, and in between the "Fox National News Network's" daily praise of "Dear Leader" you can witness the complete destuction of Gaza. And if your "god" is okay with it then I it must be a good thing right? And we've got to be happy for all those Defense Contractors salivating and rubbing their hands right now, just dreaming of all those "worldly" rewards. And you get a front row seat! I can see how this moment would make you feel soooooo "blessed".
@@ChaosApostleI understand being glad that the candidate you voted for won. Go ahead and celebrate 🥳 But why do some people feel the need to gleefully rub it in other people's faces lol? Generally, when you're happy you don't feel it necessary to be all up in people's face about it 🤷🏻♀️
I told myself I desperately need a break from this whole US presidency debacle, but I have to watch Kimmel for some much needed levity. Thank you Jimmy and your brilliant team of writers! ❤ from 🇨🇦
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
I’ve been stressed out and depressed all stinking day and then I get to watch you and I’m laughing laughing thank you so much. Now you made me cry geez Louise.
@@eleanorhall4464We know MAGA is of low intelligence and can't spell or articulate what they meant to say!!! Not surprised look at their fearless leader? He can't either, so they speak each other's language when insulting other's. KAMALA is how you spell her name if that's who the insult was referring to!!!😂😂😂
Presidential immunity is a constitutional absurdity. One of the few things the Constitution mandates a president to do is "take care the laws are faithfully executed". A president shouldn't be immune from jaywalking. There is also no provision in the Constitution that a president might need to commit crimes to do the job - it clearly says the opposite. A president can be impeached for "High crimes and misdemeanors" - how is this even a discussion?
Poor baby!!! A president isn’t a normal person walking across the street!!!!!! Look at you comparing jaywalking? For god sake the man almost got executed!!! Just like military personnel are immune to killing other humans, Trump can Jaywalk all he likes!!! He’s the president for goodness sake. What rock have you been under!!!! The government tried lawfully attacking trump and they failed!!! Stop this Trump attack!!!! Shame on you all not supporting trump!!!
@@xxmzesxx4020 because we’ve been dying, struggling, losing our homes, can’t buy food for the past 4 years. Whiled illegal immigrants are paid to come here, given money, food and housing. That’s why we made this happen.
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone to me.
🌟 Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CAN’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! Haha!
the hypocrisy…. truly it’s the trump supporters that had to hide their support, it’s the trump supporters that were silent as the left walk all over trump supporters and made the country in the state it is now… seriously how dare you!! the double standard is truly amazing
@@Mus34679 You called him a dictator when he was literally elected?
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Right on Jimmy 👍👍👍 I do fear for your safety if trump goes through with his threats 😢😢 please stay safe hon and thank you for all the times you have made me laugh..it really helps with all the stress and fear of Trump ....GOD Bless You hon🙏🙏🙏🙏
Trump has sued and made demands for channels to shut down, when anyone on it says anything remotely critical of him or even make jokes about him. Trump is especially angered by Jimmy.
This is one of the all time best Unnecessary Censorship episode. It was SO GOOD! I will definitely be sharing that segment with a lot of people. Keep up the great work.
If I were to write a book about this horrible era in American politics it would be titled: 'The Idiot that Swallowed America.' wtf all of you in XAI890K ??
🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha
Florida actually passed and the majority supported legalizing, and enshrining women's rights, but they were written to need 60% of the vote, which feels illegal.
Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone…
same with Trump saying he's a Christian - lies!!!!!!!!! If Biden has presidential immunity, why can't he order the DoJ to make the felon serve his time after being sentenced??????? If he was president, and a Dem candidate was found guilty of felonies, Trump would sign an executive decision saying any felons must serve their time, even if elected president.
@@kingforaday8725 someone who WON’T drafted into compulsory mandatory service. Welcome to picking up trash in the hot sun for sub-minimum wage, little boy.
🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha
Florida has a rule in place that requires 60% to win. THe majority voted in favor of both 3 and 4 here in Florida. The majority doesn't matter to Republican ran states.
lol keep crying all leftists like you are barking high right now where are you and Kamala Harris where’s your democratic who said we will win Florida lol lost it by more than 10 points 😂!
The "majority" in terms of "democracy" is the mob. Keep crying for the unjust mob. Keep crying until you become venezuela or cuba or north korea. If you dont like here move.
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
He won. America is leaning right, like a lot of the world. You would think evolution would make us better but the industrial revolution ruined us. I have given up hope on humanity. 😢
I'm convinced Trump cheated based on a) his own words, saying "we have the votes, you don't even have to vote" b) 20 million more ppl signed up to vote but 14 million democratic votes are missing in a mass-turnout year! and c) so many people are saying that their mail-in votes were rejected or have not been counted yet. Something doesn't add up.
@@AnthonyD-yy2inRight!!! I must admit it's been awful since election day for sure. I keep hoping it all was a dream but it's not so might as well keep being entertained by comedy the next four yrs to combat Trump's shenanigans when they start up in January. Especially, his favorite the daily Twitter rants!!!😂😂😂
@@stacytrowell6890 If he makes it to January 20th and gets into that office.. do you really think that he will last 4 years? 🤔 It's good to know that you didn't vote for him.. 👍
lmao no, go cry with him not having harris as president😂 this is all jimmy kimmel does now, makes fun of trump even after he won💀 this is why his show is dying
If a publicly traded company chooses to outsource overseas to cut costs, it should start by outsourcing top-tier management positions like the CEO, CFO, and CTO. By saving millions paid to these executives, the company could preserve the jobs of many American workers. These employees, when gainfully employed, would contribute much more to the local economy than a small group of highly paid executives.
@@porterwake3898 what is wrong with this theory? Really the only ones benefiting from having C-level jobs in the higher paying market are these individuals in said level.
That's called communism. Force everyone to have the same wage. Plus that means that the CEO of a company will now make the same, just in native currency transferred from USD, but also not have to pay the US taxes on that money he gains from an "American" company
"Who didn't vote" ...majority of your country. 22% of population chose your president and half of the country eligible to vote doesn't care. That's something to proces... In Europe turnout about 50% is viewed as very low and a big concern. We had 75% last most recently, nicest countries like Scandinavia get 80%+ turnouts. Curious of the trend, I could see the number reached 60% in 2020 and before that 1968... It's a deep issue when half a country perpetually doesn't care about democracy.....
Too many people here feel politics "has nothing to do with my life." When it actually has everything to do with their lives. Our voter turnout numbers are pathetic.
@@sleepnomore6065Only those who can vote are counted. In these elections, 46% of eligible people voted. In my country, if less than 51% of the people go to the polls, the elections are annulled, because somehow it would be logical for the "majority" to decide.
@@eliotnes6036 you're wrong. There are 70 millions people under 18 in USA, if you exclude them from the total population, there are 257 million americans who can vote. 145 out of 257 is 57%, not 46%
Musk calling Kimmel a “propagandist”, meanwhile he supports Trump and Fox entertainment which are definitely propagandists? Jesus four years of this madness. SMH
@@enricoluccarini3626excuse me, my friend. WTF does have ANYTHING to do with what I just said? You want me to learn “madness” In a different language? Okay, I’m game. Lmao
Great pic of Musk and Trump. They may have won but they still are totally weird. If they’re both so rich, why can’t they even get their ties right? They need to get sartorial coaching from Jimmy.
@@kenrickkahn Trump will pardon him because even Trump supporters want him pardoned. His gun crime was due to a BS law that should've never been passed.
Joe would be a fool not to do it. How many years has he got left -- does he want to spend the rest of them seeing his remaining son in jail? What are the consequences of him doing whatever he wants, according to the Supreme Court?
we can't build em fast enough and plan infrastructure fast enough. But they're doing a damned earnest job where i live and sometimes at the expense of things that were monumental or statements in their existence. We have excellent social service base and our local voters are FIERCE in loyalty to progressive matters. Madison WI . It's not perfect but if you're stupid enough to hate it on prejudice it's excellent for us. Sad for you.
There are plenty of places , it’s a corrupt system. Most of them are investment properties. There are literally twice as many units as ppl. We don’t need more we need less corruption, but hey that won’t work since ppl are greedy
Time for an official act Joe, save America and officially use your presidential power (established by supreme court) save democracy and send trump to prison.
The new election fraud is the manipulation of the voters minds by unethical use of social media, designed and directed by the maga campaign including Russia China Iran and the Ferengi cartel called the heritage foundation.
Florida lost those issues because they needed 60% to pass. Both issues had more than 50%. That 60% requirement was tried in Ohio, and it failed. Don't let them get you on that.
I pray that the DOJ is looking into the election . Nothing adds up. We need to get to the bottom of it. Thank you so much for your support your laughter, and being.
@user-kl6ir5xf3p what "major news outlets" have you been looking at? A snap poll was done of Australians and 72% of Australians wanted Harris/Waltz. I watch ABC, SBS, Ch7, Ch10 and none of those gave obvious support for Trump. SKY NEWS is Rupert Murdoch and the lowest rating station in Australia
You guys rip Biden now, but not too long you were assuring us how good of a president he is. Then you wanted us to chose his VP for President. What a joke
I don't see these left wing pundits ever admitting they were wrong. They are so far detached, they don't have a pulse on the way other Americans think. They want to shove their agenda down our throats and expect us to be shamed into thinking like them.
As a Puerto Rican : I'm absolutely terrified. Not just for everyone in the US, but also for the climate, NATO, Ukraine and Gaza and frankly, myself.... FPOST
@@Mentzer1987 Care how? By imposing tariffs that *will* increase the cost of exports? By eliminating social security? By eroding human rights? By criminalizing opposition? By worshipping dictators around the world? Do enlighten me on how does any of that mean "America first".
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
Lord, I hear you. I’m too old to listen to that freak show for four more years. Throw the musk goober in and carlson, it’s just like some kind of alternate universe, gaslighting gop
I'm a Canadian born to American parents. I have as much right to run for office as Raphael Cruz. But I'll stay home instead. That way I can welcome all of you to my home. Just leave your guns at home. Canada has all of the territory that you do, but only ten percent of your population. Plenty of room for everyone.
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
He was sure jumping all around the stage "like a dipshit!" Frumpy's on the mic and says. "Take over Elon!" It looked like he expected Elon to come to the mic and speak. Elon was jumping around completely oblivious. Elon reminded me of the Blond in the movie Hocus Pocus with Bette Midler! Sorry ladies! Loved your movies!
@bassage13 If you're trying to be a comedian for a living, you're going to starve. 😍🤣🤣🤣 Everything I said was English. Not my fault if you can't read. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m a Canadian. We are building a Wall
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dont blame ya
You should make the Americans pay for it too!
Cool story bro. When is your flight?
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Please don't send this piece in my country
how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.
Are you still in the US ? Robert Deniro is waiting for you in first class.
Multi millionaire 🤑 Jimmy who lives behind a gated wall wants to tell us how to vote.
i know right? selfish self centered people
Isn't it amazing how Progressives are so inclusive, until they don't get their way?
Yeah, it almost sounds like Trump talking.
And trump is poor ans sincere? Musk is giving up all his money to you?
When are you moving? 😂
😂😂😂
@@JacMoves Africa suitable for the USA so called of celebrities 🥸
He'd rather cry
For real go to Mexico bet he would like it there 😂
@@ImDuDu22 please google Nigeria, Tanzania and other African countries. You’d be surprised
I bet Guillermo secretly voted for Trump 😄
He is a Latino man, after all. We voted 55% Trump.
@@fiscer247 sad
@@fiscer247 Because they didn’t know that if they lied on their citizenship application about felony or misdemeanor they can be now stripped of their citizenship and deported from red state :))
@@fiscer247 Clarification: you're one type of Latino. ;)
@@fiscer247Yes sir, you are the submissive type, the type that accepted your place.
Jimmy sold his soul and brain
He never had either of them.
how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.
@@theamaranthineman574Trump never did. Kimmel is smarter and more sincere than any of you fools.
@@BrianS-ny9yd agreed 😂
@@BrianS-ny9ydimagine thinking a talk show host is smart and sincere. No wonder you guys are easily brainwashed
Millionaires are telling us whom to vote. That's the joke 😂😂😂
Billionaires. With a B
Yes, a bunch of them, said to vote for Harris and said they would leave country if trump won, dont let the doorknob hit them....
@Bhow441 they're leaving alright. With a 1 way ticket to GITMO just like ole Jimmy here.
But you choose billionaire to your president, he is better than them?
Jimmy said he is moving to Europe Jan. 22, 2025. There will be a big party on his last show. ❤
Absolutely !
"IF YOU ARE SUPRISED BY LEADERS, WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THEIR VOTERS"!!!
Yes I seem to remember a certain funny moustached fella first got voted in. We know the rest.
No wonder they voted for him🤦♂️
@@DANMURITHI254 if they with you, then its good.
If they aint they are na zi,
You people have no concept of democracy, thats why democrats didnt win.
Hahahahah
Lol
Trump 2024 🇺🇸 😂
😂😂😂😂 I love Jimmy Kimmel mentioning XAI890K was great! Happy for the headsup
🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!
@@Kamala-WillieBrown copy and paste…
@@MrsRobinson0741 Probably botted tbh I don’t even think he put that much effort in.
What's XAI890k?
@@nickblue11what Elon musk named his kid
Is he crying again😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 greatest choice today was XAI890K as you said
Can't you bots even be consistent with the random.letters and numbers you string together? Admit it, you're just writing Covfefe and hoping it will make you look smart. (Spoiler alert: it doesn't)
If he is, he's more sane than you, because only a whackjob would be okay with this circus of criminals and nutjobs.
Please move to Canada if you said you want to.
Republicans are really good people, just real christians, like trump 🙂
@ I agree, I just want the complainers gone 😂
Legalizing Abortion and legalizing recreational marihuana actually received a majority vote in Florida. Both were OVER 55% and 57% but thanks to our go-go boots wearing Authoritarian Governor, it needed 60% to pass. So much for FREEDOMS in Florida.
You guys haven't had freedom in awhile.
Ohio tried to raise the bar as well in order to make it harder to do the will of the majority of voters they are supposed to represent.
This super majority amendment passed in florida in 2006. With 55% approval.
Yeah, republicans, for less government, lol, I AM in Ohio, they tried everything they could to keep the people from making the decisions, some democracy. Good luck Florida
abortion and the right to get stoned were not the key issues.
Thank you JIMMAYYYY! I had to officially block the topics “Donald Trump,” and “JD Vance” on my Apple News, because their faces were everywhere and I’m not going to voluntarily give myself more anxiety-you’ve reminded me to add the maniacal Elon! Your monologues have helped me get through the most insane election season (that unfortunately ended in the most insane way😂-have to laugh so I don’t cry lolol). Truly added levity where little to none was to be found on the topic, and I’m sure it’s the same for many others-it is for my mom as well! We never miss your monologues and always laugh about the best parts the next day🤗☺️
Please don’t stop doing what you’ve been doing. So many of us have genuinely needed your words and will continue needing them for a while I presume. You deserve the effing medal of greatness, presented by none other than Donny boy himself. HAHAHA picturing that occurring in my head and…. amazing😂
Wow. Didn’t know you could do that! Perfect, I’ve just been clicking away
Just stop talking about the guy Kimmel !!! If you hate him so much ....why spending your time talking about him?????
@@YG1935Freedom of speech ! He can talk about who he wants to! !!!
@@YG1935 he should talk as much as possible before the real cancel culture goosesteps in…
Trump 2024!! Enjoy the Red Wave as you cry your liberal tears.🤣🤣 WE WON. You weirdos lost. By more than 5 million votes 💯🤣💯🤣
Florida didn’t reject their propositions - they just didn’t reach the high 60% threshold. Yes was at 57.2% for the right to abortion.
The irony is the original proposition to make it 60% to pass didn't even get 60% 😂
Thank you. It's what most people do not know. Some states have 51% threshold, FL 60%.
True. 60% is required when they (the Govt) want something to Fail. Florida is Very cray 💯
Ronnie Van Zant loves TRUMP
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He’s knocking Florida, & talks up California? Lmao!
Musk perfectly displays the pot calling the kettle black I prefer to join XAI890K and be a step ahead
🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!
What is xa1890k
bots
@@mickyarams wondering the exact same thing
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for keeping up the great work. Your monologues are absolutely fantastic, and I'm so much looking forward to them! I watch them over and over, and I have laughed so much because of your awesome way of presenting them. I absolutely love them! It's also a great way to learn about the different individuals especially the republican ones. What a disturbing crew they are. As far as Trump and Musk are concerned, they downright make me wanna puke!
Nobody cares 4 more years haha that’s 8 years of life that you will have spent being wrong and feeling incorrectly about this please quit whatever you’re doing currently and turn a new leaf find god, MAGA 🎉
@@ChaosApostle👈 cultist gonna cult.
Trump and Musk deserve each other. That will turn out to be a marriage made in h-ll when they try to out-ego each other.
@@ChaosApostle Oh yeah, and in between the "Fox National News Network's" daily praise of "Dear Leader" you can witness the complete destuction of Gaza. And if your "god" is okay with it then I it must be a good thing right? And we've got to be happy for all those Defense Contractors salivating and rubbing their hands right now, just dreaming of all those "worldly" rewards. And you get a front row seat! I can see how this moment would make you feel soooooo "blessed".
@@ChaosApostleI understand being glad that the candidate you voted for won. Go ahead and celebrate 🥳 But why do some people feel the need to gleefully rub it in other people's faces lol? Generally, when you're happy you don't feel it necessary to be all up in people's face about it 🤷🏻♀️
I told myself I desperately need a break from this whole US presidency debacle, but I have to watch Kimmel for some much needed levity. Thank you Jimmy and your brilliant team of writers! ❤ from 🇨🇦
Thank you Jimmy for always making me laugh. You’re the best.
Ofcourse the Canadian with the soy president like Kimmel
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
@@bicegurra you won, please go away and be mean to someone else for a while, but cruelty is the point isn't it?
Adopt me pls! 😂
Thank you Jimmy you’re the only one who has been able to make me laugh in a couple days wtf all of you in XAI890K ??
Please explain what this is? Xai890k
@@myrahunter131 these are bots
@@myrahunter131 internet has been overrun by them for years now, but it seems to heavily influence elections
Do you find that comedy funny? 😂😂
bots
Nobody really cares Jimmy... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump all the way
I’ve been stressed out and depressed all stinking day and then I get to watch you and I’m laughing laughing thank you so much. Now you made me cry geez Louise.
Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha
@@kingforaday8725 at least you have that....but you still have your crappy life to deal with as well don't forget that
They don’t stand a chance when it’s not a DEI hire! Lolz enjoy the next 4 years!!!
“Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha”
- Happiness For Neckbeards And Other Winners..
@@user-ze9uy5iq5oNo, you Russians love Tucker's demonic laugh.
Love you Jimmy. You make the country a beater place.
God bless you and your team! God bless your beautiful family ❤
Amen.
Cure Autism Now
RIP Trump
"beater place"? Is that Kommilaw's house? Sounds about right.
Beater, you mean better
@@eleanorhall4464We know MAGA is of low intelligence and can't spell or articulate what they meant to say!!! Not surprised look at their fearless leader? He can't either, so they speak each other's language when insulting other's. KAMALA is how you spell her name if that's who the insult was referring to!!!😂😂😂
TY Jimmy, laughter is the best medicine for my migraines rn.
🌟 Despite Hollywood's backing, Dem-mockery still can't surpass Trump. Awkward, isn't it? 🤫 Haha
@@Kamala-WillieBrown Did you just cut and paste that? boring
@@nigel65deck Here's another copy paste: Trump prevented the first female president...TWICE
Masculinity and Alpha men have the best medicine for you honey. We got you covered sweetie. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸😘😘😘
@@Kamala-WillieBrown
Cheated more cleverly.
I love how all his comments are jimmy getting roasted
Presidential immunity is a constitutional absurdity. One of the few things the Constitution mandates a president to do is "take care the laws are faithfully executed". A president shouldn't be immune from jaywalking. There is also no provision in the Constitution that a president might need to commit crimes to do the job - it clearly says the opposite. A president can be impeached for "High crimes and misdemeanors" - how is this even a discussion?
Well said. How did America let this happen smh?😣
Poor baby!!! A president isn’t a normal person walking across the street!!!!!! Look at you comparing jaywalking? For god sake the man almost got executed!!! Just like military personnel are immune to killing other humans, Trump can Jaywalk all he likes!!! He’s the president for goodness sake.
What rock have you been under!!!! The government tried lawfully attacking trump and they failed!!! Stop this Trump attack!!!! Shame on you all not supporting trump!!!
@@xxmzesxx4020 because we’ve been dying, struggling, losing our homes, can’t buy food for the past 4 years. Whiled illegal immigrants are paid to come here, given money, food and housing. That’s why we made this happen.
@@darla218Uh, no that's not what happened. It is what Trump and his supporters want people to think happened. Sad.
If you stack the Supreme Court it seems you can get whatever you need.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for cheering us up.
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
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Trump won 🏆
YEAH GO TO DADDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the hope you so generously give to us, Jimmy.
yea I hope someone lets Biden kno hes immune from prosecution.. he need to deliver a bitchslap to Donald when they meet up 🤣🤣 or worse 💪🤣
That's why you are in this position. No plan, just hope.
You're the best!😊
Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone to me.
@@TheMW2informer Because the Republicans give him lots of reason! And Democrates need relieve from all of Trump lies and dangerous behavior!
Thank you Jimmy, keep that humor coming. WE NEED IT! ❤❤❤
🌟 Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CAN’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! Haha!
🌟 Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't save Dem-mockery from a Trump defeat. Talk about embarrassing! 🤦♂️ Haha
@@Kamala-WillieBrown I think your tired of cutting and pasting this tired comment...Ha ha
@nigel65deck. IDK how much good it does to report some posters. I pick one or two of the idiots anyway.
He does not need to joke, he is the joke.
4.2 Million views!! Looks like Jimmy will be able to retire early! lol 😂 Make sure you send Trump a “Thank you” card. 😅
If anyone would know about being insufferable... it'd be Elon. do you understand XAI890K ? beautiful work by them!
🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!
@@Kamala-WillieBrownYou’re welcome,Vlad.
@@Moluccan56 don’t bother responding to the above, they just copy and paste the same comments to other posts
@@Kamala-WillieBrownback to the front Igor
@@MrsRobinson0741and the diminutive for Vladimir is Vova
Thank you for continuing to make us laugh and also speaking your mind when a bunch of bullies try to shut us up
We are not trying to shut you up. We are literally requesting you to cry more and give us some entertainment!
@@Mentzer1987Well, we’re not going to do that. You can be entertained enough by your dictator.
Make us laugh ? Now that's funny.
the hypocrisy…. truly
it’s the trump supporters that had to hide their support, it’s the trump supporters that were silent as the left walk all over trump supporters and made the country in the state it is now…
seriously how dare you!!
the double standard is truly amazing
@@Mus34679 You called him a dictator when he was literally elected?
Right on Jimmy 👍👍👍 I do fear for your safety if trump goes through with his threats 😢😢 please stay safe hon and thank you for all the times you have made me laugh..it really helps with all the stress and fear of Trump ....GOD Bless You hon🙏🙏🙏🙏
What threat?
Kia Ora from New Zealand - I was just thinking the same - maybe Trump & Elon sit on the couch together watching each night. Bless you.
Trump has sued and made demands for channels to shut down, when anyone on it says anything remotely critical of him or even make jokes about him. Trump is especially angered by Jimmy.
@@DeepSeeBlue3636 It's more than a joke though what Jimmy has said about Trump.
@@angiewolflove4040you’re right Jimmy has stated facts about Donald Trump not “jokes”
I love you Jimmy!!❤ the XAI890K move is making life easy for us mark my words
This is one of the all time best Unnecessary Censorship episode. It was SO GOOD! I will definitely be sharing that segment with a lot of people. Keep up the great work.
If I were to write a book about this horrible era in American politics it would be titled: 'The Idiot that Swallowed America.' wtf all of you in XAI890K ??
🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha
@@Kamala-WillieBrown Oh don't you worry; the u.s. has been embarrassing for 8 years now. 😅
@@Kamala-WillieBrownDon't hear Trump screaming the election was rigged? WTF?????
ahahaha cope baby girl cope
@@stanlee4765 cope chump.
Florida actually passed and the majority supported legalizing, and enshrining women's rights, but they were written to need 60% of the vote, which feels illegal.
Agree, needs to be based on the MAJORITY, NOT this ‘supermajority’ bullcrap.
A majority is THE majority
@@OldRaver The US of A loves its tyranny of the minority. One person, 2/3 compromise.
There's one or two other things that feel illegal. What can they be?
@@enricoluccarini3626 My wrist hurts too much to type them all.
It's ridiculous that so many people voted in favor of women's rights, then voted against themselves for president.
Yes Thank you Jimmy and the entire staff ,you make us go through the day with laughter 😊💕
Yikes
Don’t worry. I’ll be here for your liberal tears as well to help you through these hard times! 😂😂😂 Trump 2024!!!
@@daves8027 ok MAGAt
Seriously, what type of work you in because it don't makes sense
Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone…
A puppet calling the richest man in the world a minion 😂😂
You have lost it Jimmy
I can't express my disgust when I see Steve Bannon with religious pictures behind him as if he were a great Christian.
🌟 Hollywood's influence couldn't secure a win for Dem-mockery against Trump. Talk about a major facepalm moment! 🤦♂️ Haha
@@Kamala-WillieBrownhey when you have a smooth brain do you know you have a smooth brain? 😂😂😂
You can say that about any Christian. Contradictory nonsense
same with Trump saying he's a Christian - lies!!!!!!!!! If Biden has presidential immunity, why can't he order the DoJ to make the felon serve his time after being sentenced??????? If he was president, and a Dem candidate was found guilty of felonies, Trump would sign an executive decision saying any felons must serve their time, even if elected president.
@@renata31000 surprised those religious pictures don't go up in flames being near Bannon...he is anything but a Christian....
Well, Mexico does have a woman president! 😊 you joined XAI890K actually?
Mexico had a choice between a women versus a women. They had to choose a women. They had no choice lol.
The cartels run the show anyways 😂
What is a woman? Hahahaha
@@kingforaday8725 someone who WON’T drafted into compulsory mandatory service. Welcome to picking up trash in the hot sun for sub-minimum wage, little boy.
@@platinumanalogygood for them!
The monkey escape story, is literally a beginning to a apocalyptic movie 😂, it the beginning of the end.😂
That was hilarious!! Real monkey business.😂😂
It actually is tho.
Were there 12 of them?
Right! This popped up on my phone as "breaking news" today, and I busted out laughing. 😂 Jimmy talking about it made me laugh even more!
I remember seeing the SAIDS virus through an electron microscope at a primate research facility. This is actually a little scary.
Who are you Jimmy to even think about comparing yourself to Elon Musk?
They give you banana to jump around, that's all
The Other Side of America wtf all of you in XAI890K ??
🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha
@@Kamala-WillieBrownYou are, Vlad.
@@Kamala-WillieBrown You embarrass yourself, with every infantile "comment' you post.
@@Kamala-WillieBrown you know Trump looks down on you like you're Eric, right?
Florida has a rule in place that requires 60% to win. THe majority voted in favor of both 3 and 4 here in Florida. The majority doesn't matter to Republican ran states.
You're not too smart are ya?
lol keep crying all leftists like you are barking high right now where are you and Kamala Harris where’s your democratic who said we will win Florida lol lost it by more than 10 points 😂!
The "majority" in terms of "democracy" is the mob. Keep crying for the unjust mob. Keep crying until you become venezuela or cuba or north korea. If you dont like here move.
So, 60% required to win isn't fact? Literally both amendments had majority vote but lost because of this rule. You going to try to deny this?
@@Isaacaijazebf2j I don't recall mentioning Harris at all.
Thank you Jimmy!! America needs a big laugh right now! 🇺🇸 😎
Why are you being so dramatic
Then go to Gutfeld. This guys pathetic. Trump broke him.
@@slayer5097I doubt it! Trust me Jimmy doesn't care. Go away. Those of us that like his work are loving Jimmy Kimmel 😍 ❤️
@@sookie_the_fairy you had a brain dead president and a laughing hyena in the White House, that was a joke of a lifetime.
I'm laughing at the meltdowns. Jimmy is obsolete.
Why didn't you leave...SHAMELESS😂😂😂
Love you Jimmy your the man we need you over the next 4 years
Too bad, one week after Trump swears in all the celebrities on Diddy's list is going to prison.
Everyone needs to confirm their vote was counted!!!!
Lmao uhh you mean like having voter ID? Because that would confirm a lot.
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
@@aRealwoman-2024 that wouldn't confirm it was counted.
If you’re a voter by mail it’s a standard feature
He won. America is leaning right, like a lot of the world. You would think evolution would make us better but the industrial revolution ruined us.
I have given up hope on humanity. 😢
Hopefully Trump can “Make Television Great Again,” Because it absolutely sucks now!
Thanks so much Jimmy. Your humor is helping during this awful time
I'm convinced Trump cheated based on a) his own words, saying "we have the votes, you don't even have to vote" b) 20 million more ppl signed up to vote but 14 million democratic votes are missing in a mass-turnout year! and c) so many people are saying that their mail-in votes were rejected or have not been counted yet.
Something doesn't add up.
Not January Yet.. 🤔
@@AnthonyD-yy2inRight!!! I must admit it's been awful since election day for sure. I keep hoping it all was a dream but it's not so might as well keep being entertained by comedy the next four yrs to combat Trump's shenanigans when they start up in January. Especially, his favorite the daily Twitter rants!!!😂😂😂
Cope harder
@@stacytrowell6890 If he makes it to January 20th and gets into that office.. do you really think that he will last 4 years? 🤔
It's good to know that you didn't vote for him.. 👍
Thanks, Jimmy. I haven't watched any tv since the election results came in, but I have to watch you to get through it all.
😅😅😅😅😅
I haven't either...
Ate you honestly this soft? You know your day to day life isn’t going to change one bit right?
Florida calls itself the free state but you can’t smoke weed or have an abortion so what do they consider by free?
Buying Trump virtual playing cards?
You call your country land of the free, but I go to jail if I drink a beer in public. So....
Free for failed billionaires can do what they like.
It means free for children to have their life.
Florida also likes banning books. Soon, climate change will free us of Florida.
Thanks again Jimmy! We need you!!🫶🏽💙
LOL
lmao no, go cry with him not having harris as president😂 this is all jimmy kimmel does now, makes fun of trump even after he won💀 this is why his show is dying
Need you for what 😂
@@frankb6313 Guys, you are so boring. You all maga trolls are just sound like half brained insecure haters. What happened to you?
@@paneko1 Whooosh
go blame a minority
This Canadian welcomes you!!! ❤❤❤🇨🇦 the XAI890K move is making life easy for us mark my words
Why did Cackling Hyena lose so badly? 🤔
What is this XAI890K thing?
@@Kamala-WillieBrown - So you can lose in just a few months. 😆😆😆
@@Egemen-m2d - There is never anything easy. Billionaire is playing his fools.
@@Moluccan56nobody is answering!
If a publicly traded company chooses to outsource overseas to cut costs,
it should start by outsourcing top-tier management positions like the CEO, CFO, and CTO.
By saving millions paid to these executives, the company could preserve the jobs of many American workers.
These employees, when gainfully employed, would contribute much more to the local economy than a
small group of highly paid executives.
Hm. That's a good thought!
While that is a great thought, it won't happen.
Thank God you don't run a company or the economy.
@@porterwake3898 what is wrong with this theory? Really the only ones benefiting from having C-level jobs in the higher paying market are these individuals in said level.
That's called communism. Force everyone to have the same wage. Plus that means that the CEO of a company will now make the same, just in native currency transferred from USD, but also not have to pay the US taxes on that money he gains from an "American" company
"Who didn't vote" ...majority of your country. 22% of population chose your president and half of the country eligible to vote doesn't care.
That's something to proces... In Europe turnout about 50% is viewed as very low and a big concern. We had 75% last most recently, nicest countries like Scandinavia get 80%+ turnouts. Curious of the trend, I could see the number reached 60% in 2020 and before that 1968... It's a deep issue when half a country perpetually doesn't care about democracy.....
You'd think that attempted coup and deadly covid lies would get people motivated to keep him out. But nah. Apathy is one of the main enemies in USA
Too many people here feel politics "has nothing to do with my life." When it actually has everything to do with their lives. Our voter turnout numbers are pathetic.
Not everyone is old enough to vote or a citizen!
@@sleepnomore6065Only those who can vote are counted. In these elections, 46% of eligible people voted. In my country, if less than 51% of the people go to the polls, the elections are annulled, because somehow it would be logical for the "majority" to decide.
@@eliotnes6036 you're wrong. There are 70 millions people under 18 in USA, if you exclude them from the total population, there are 257 million americans who can vote. 145 out of 257 is 57%, not 46%
Love you Jimmy, don't ever give up!! those who got in XAI890K were right tho
Give up what?
It's never right to support fascism.
Musk calling Kimmel a “propagandist”, meanwhile he supports Trump and Fox entertainment which are definitely propagandists? Jesus four years of this madness. SMH
Learn a language other than English, Hungarian or Russian, and follow their news.
@@enricoluccarini3626they just gas light like crazy. It’s the pot calling the kettle black.
Expect tariffs are gonna make everything more expensive, so quite the opposite@@PORSCHE_COUNTRY.
@@enricoluccarini3626excuse me, my friend. WTF does have ANYTHING to do with what I just said? You want me to learn “madness” In a different language? Okay, I’m game. Lmao
Woke woke woke.😂
As a Canadian I want to desperately want to move to US
Great pic of Musk and Trump. They may have won but they still are totally weird. If they’re both so rich, why can’t they even get their ties right? They need to get sartorial coaching from Jimmy.
Screw the ties, they can't even afford the hair club for men?
@ hm, yeah. My impression is they both went that route already. And still look weird. 🤣
Jimmy, you will be one of the very few people who will help us get thru what lies ahead with this new administration. Please don't stop.
💯
True that, I don't know where else to even turn for a semblance of sanity.
😂 cry
@@baby_boi123 You lot been doing it for 4 years, had good teachers....
@@tinytucolol okay diddy
YES JOE MUST PARDON HIS SON IMMEDIATELY
Thing is, he's the good guy, the good guy does the right thing even to their own detriment and the bad guys bank on it.
@flowerchildwigglewiggle7889 Screw it! Everyone else is walking away from crime, so why not pardon your son..
@@kenrickkahn Trump will pardon him because even Trump supporters want him pardoned. His gun crime was due to a BS law that should've never been passed.
@@kenrickkahn Now would be the time.
Joe would be a fool not to do it. How many years has he got left -- does he want to spend the rest of them seeing his remaining son in jail? What are the consequences of him doing whatever he wants, according to the Supreme Court?
Please don't insult Kermit by comparing him to Elon 🐸
As a Canadian, I welcome you. However, please bring your own apartment. We are getting pretty low on these.
we can't build em fast enough and plan infrastructure fast enough. But they're doing a damned earnest job where i live and sometimes at the expense of things that were monumental or statements in their existence. We have excellent social service base and our local voters are FIERCE in loyalty to progressive matters. Madison WI . It's not perfect but if you're stupid enough to hate it on prejudice it's excellent for us. Sad for you.
Isn't that the truth? The housing crisis is out of control not to mention how expensive it is to rent an apartment these days 😭🤦♀️
There are plenty of places , it’s a corrupt system. Most of them are investment properties. There are literally twice as many units as ppl. We don’t need more we need less corruption, but hey that won’t work since ppl are greedy
When times get tough we can always count on you Jimmy Kimmel😊
That’s why you guys lost.
Time for an official act Joe, save America and officially use your presidential power (established by supreme court) save democracy and send trump to prison.
The new election fraud is the manipulation of the voters minds by unethical use of social media, designed and directed by the maga campaign including Russia China Iran and the Ferengi cartel called the heritage foundation.
@@jockogle5250
EXACTLY.
@@thomcolmer6564 better wait and see who is going to lose, thom
The live laugh love sign SLAYED ME😂
Hahahahaha! TJ Maxx Driftwood Edition 🤣 if it could get us through our childhood it can get us through anything lol
Hey Jimmy who's the blowflake now? Boohoo
Jimmy, love your work. You’re making the whole thing a bit easier.
Works only until he goes to jail for Diddy tapes.
@@Mentzer1987 They left you unattended, again?
@@buelan.6525 We won't leave you unattended under Project 2025 don't worry...pack your bags...
Your wife's boyfriend voted for Trump
All I can say is I don’t think I would make it if it wasn’t for you and others like you! You helped me laugh through my tears!
I'm ugly crying.
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u mad? :(
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British - You are a great guy and lifts some of the darkness that most of the world is now suffering because of your awful election results
Well done trump from england.
@@EdMartinez-pc6jg❄️🤣
@@jgg6932
Martinez doesn’t sound British… hmmm. I seriously doubt he’d be congratulating him if he lived in the “lower 48.”
Florida lost those issues because they needed 60% to pass. Both issues had more than 50%. That 60% requirement was tried in Ohio, and it failed. Don't let them get you on that.
I pray that the DOJ is looking into the election . Nothing adds up. We need to get to the bottom of it. Thank you so much for your support your laughter, and being.
@@elainearnoldy4834 Merrick will get around to that in about three years. Oh, wait.
ELECTION DENIER!! INSURRECTIONIST!
Cure Autism Now
RIP Trump
Trump 2024 🙏🏼
The bottom of it is that Trump won. Please don't become like them...
Jimmy, I don’t think you realize how important you are to us. Laughter will pull us through this nightmare.
What a joke you are to think this guy is funny… TRUMP
There's a psychotherapist in here somewhere, maybe see if she can fit you in between her cry fests.
@Kdawggg928
You guys literally are just trolls 24/7 huh? You are in the same sinking ship as us my friend, only difference is you don't know it yet.
He is crying....look at his eyes...they are tearing up.
@@nickgarcia1292don’t even comment to these fools comments- don’t go down to their level
"At least my children like me." Ouch.
Jeff Dunham and Peanut had a better dance routine! 😊🤣🤣🤣
Love is all we need. From that all else follows: living, positively, and laughter included. All we need is LOVE.
Trump saving you brainwashed weirdos from yourselves is what you desperately need. Guess what, you’re about to get that medicine. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Tell that to Trump.
I do not think you understand the definition of love.
@@Ehhhhhsureeee Then enlighten me.
I’m Australian and I’ve had a few American friends ask
If they can move here. You make me laugh so much Jimmy. Thank you 🙏
I am an Australian and I have had Americans ask the same thing. And why wouldn't they?
So, what’s the answer?
Aren't most Australians basically trump and his policies supporters? I have to ask, cause that's what I've been noticing from your major news outlets.
@user-kl6ir5xf3p what "major news outlets" have you been looking at? A snap poll was done of Australians and 72% of Australians wanted Harris/Waltz. I watch ABC, SBS, Ch7, Ch10 and none of those gave obvious support for Trump. SKY NEWS is Rupert Murdoch and the lowest rating station in Australia
@user-kl6ir5xf3p oh and some newspapers are owned by Murdoch but not the Independents and they are the most read and they were scathing of Trump
Canadian here and we think you need to stay put and think about what you've done so maybe you can do something about it ❤
But... my mom was Canadian...
Welcome to the European Union! Be sure to bring along Australia, Japan and New Zealand.
We did do something about it we got the 🐐 back!! 🇺🇸 you’re a 🐱
Lmao
So what exactly did I do by opposing Trump?
Jimmy, we are chosing elon musk before you. So just humble yourself please
THANK YOU JIMMY FOR YOUR HUMOR ❤
You must have an exceedingly low bar for what qualified as humour & no doubt an intellect to match. Ah the Dumbocrats.
I'd take planet of the apes over trump 😂 figured XAI890K is worth to know now
sorry what it means that XAI890K ??
@@nicedoppy2077 these are bits
@@luc3217 bits ? Ok, but it means??
Planet of the apes is ruled by Trump. 😂
@@nicedoppy2077 Bots
Elon Musk is still Out Of His Mind.Abandon his most puppet rumormongering X/Twitter forever!
You did not say that when Musk donated to Obama. You do not have a problem with Zuckerberg controlling Facebook.
So you used to like twitter until they leveled the playing field for everyone?
@ Nope, it obviously proven without any doubt, that Musk filtered the content, while Kremlin’s anti-Harris ads were running til the end.
@@paneko1 But when Twitter was tilted to the extreme left you were ok with it?
You guys rip Biden now, but not too long you were assuring us how good of a president he is. Then you wanted us to chose his VP for President. What a joke
Thanks Jummy Kimmel, keep up the fight! While, everyone backs down you are going to stand up.
Elon's hand stand.
I don't see these left wing pundits ever admitting they were wrong. They are so far detached, they don't have a pulse on the way other Americans think. They want to shove their agenda down our throats and expect us to be shamed into thinking like them.
As a Puerto Rican : I'm absolutely terrified. Not just for everyone in the US, but also for the climate, NATO, Ukraine and Gaza and frankly, myself.... FPOST
If you’ve done nothing wrong then why are you terrified?
@@brandon1351Because we're not criminals. You have to be a criminal in our country to be safe.
@@user-FPOST USA will now care about USA first. Not about Ukraine, NATO or Gaza.
Sorry, not sorry.
@@Mentzer1987 Care how? By imposing tariffs that *will* increase the cost of exports? By eliminating social security? By eroding human rights? By criminalizing opposition? By worshipping dictators around the world? Do enlighten me on how does any of that mean "America first".
Why? Terrified for Gaza? Oh geez, you don't drink the kool-aid, you mainline it.
I’m a realtor in Ontario, Canada. Hit me up if you want to move up here. We feel your pain.
Biggly.
Trump 2024. Thanks for offering more housing vacancy here. ❤
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
With the spare stock rent and housing prices should drop due to the ovet supply.
Sorry too many south Asians
Can I live in your attic? I have a dog but she never barks. I’ll cook a big breakfast every day. :)
After blowing 100 billion dollars in 107 days, and still 20 million in debt. Just think of America dodging this bullet of wasteful spending
trump exploded the national deficit his first term, Biden brought it way back down
mr bankruptcy himself, yeah, that was a smart choice.. no, really.
a dude who can't even keep a casino going, is the BIGGES loser of all.
Love you from Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦you are welcome ❤
Well, let me tell you something when Trump was president. I moved to Costa Rica. I couldn’t take it anymore. I’m still here. And I mean that.😊
Bullshit
Lord, I hear you. I’m too old to listen to that freak show for four more years. Throw the musk goober in and carlson, it’s just like some kind of alternate universe, gaslighting gop
@@leemcqueen500 That describes every comment you post.
Stay there please !
@ sure I love it here thank you God bless you
Jimmy, we love you , never stop especially now. Times may get rough for you, but we need you to stay sane!
He cried for people he doesn’t give 2 shits about it. He’s a hypocrite
@@NJPackerfan65 wtf are you saying?
@ you projecting your own mentality.
@@MorbiusBlueBalls jimmy doesn’t care about us middle class Americans. It’s a fake emotion and rhetoric he pushes to stay relevant
He lost his sanity in 2016
Why not have Kimmel just do his monologue for the entire show? We love seeing the meltdown every night. It's refreshing to realize how good this is.
I'm a Canadian born to American parents. I have as much right to run for office as Raphael Cruz. But I'll stay home instead. That way I can welcome all of you to my home. Just leave your guns at home. Canada has all of the territory that you do, but only ten percent of your population. Plenty of room for everyone.
As a Canadian mate, we have enough of trouble and it's ironic what has caused those issues
Sadly, at least 30% of Canadians would vote for trump if they could. Probably more like 40 %. A$$ holes are taking over the world.
Lmao no one wants to go to Canada. Not even Canadians. But you can gladly take our celebs we don't want them either
🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!
With climate change Canada may be the place to go
We love you Jimmy, you're the man! ❤
Let those beautiful animals be free.
No we dont we actually hate him
No we don't lol. Were literally laughing at him.
They're carrying deadly diseases from the lab.
What a whining baby
Greetings from the UK, loving Jimmy’s social commentary over the last few week. I’ve now become a regular YT viewer! 🇬🇧
TRUMP WON
Social commentary from a COMEDIAN?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS????
Thank you. We need you more than ever 😢😢
I love Jimmy Kimmel!!!!❤
He was sure jumping all around the stage "like a dipshit!" Frumpy's on the mic and says. "Take over Elon!" It looked like he expected Elon to come to the mic and speak. Elon was jumping around completely oblivious. Elon reminded me of the Blond in the movie Hocus Pocus with Bette Midler! Sorry ladies! Loved your movies!
Learn English and please repost that gibberish.
@bassage13 If you're trying to be a comedian for a living, you're going to starve. 😍🤣🤣🤣
Everything I said was English. Not my fault if you can't read. 🤣🤣🤣