Cancelling myself on Twitter so no one else can (How to Cancel YOURSELF)
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this is literally saying "you can't fire me i quit"
"you can't quit I'm your wife"
@@federalcasemaker "you're not my wife you're a frog"
@@metallicafan5168 *frogssil
@@metallicafan5168 I was making a pun combining the words "fossil" and "frog" together
@@aldar8240 *fosroggissle
You were trending on mexico I eas like WTF!!!!????
Nexy time say kpop smells
Ayyo
Sr Pelo That would create a disaster to top all disasters. Even if you said Fortnite was better than Minecraft.
ayyyy funni utube man
*HI DAD*
thank you pelo
It honestly scares me how ready Kpop Stans are to cancel someone with no knowledge of literally anything
as a kpop stan: same
update i am no longer a kpop stan, i have evolved back into humanity
@@joni4867 stfu
@burntscones stfu
iDream boi
Bruh stands scare me
It's so funny how Salty failed at canceling himself because at the time he was just so genuinely uncomfortable with saying actually controversial things
Now he would hit #1 in no time
Honestly good for him
My friend messaged me saying “who is salty and what did he do” and I told him to read the twitlonger.
this reminds me of the who's your daddy meme, but he's actually my daddy
2
@Tom, The Gobbler Of Worlds And Chickens 4
“I butchered beloved childhood characters.”
What you’ve said before is nothing but lies.
Thanos Irwin is the timeline we live in and I insist we keep it that way
we must keep it alive
And it was beautiful yo
Very epic yo
Yo, balanced as all things should be, yo.
You should've gone for the head yo! *Snaps*
Salty: I'm gonna cancel myself
Ariana Grande: I'm about to end this man's whole cancellation
I'm about to save this man's whole career
New headcanon: Ariana Grande is a Salty hardcore fan and tried to save him
@@irisius7551 This is the best comment ever..
THAT WHITE OR BLACK BICTH seriously is she white or black I'm confused
Bannana Boi probably not white
Honestly, the way you were disproportionately risen to the high trending ranks despite a low amount of tweets just shows how hard twitter's algorithm boosts rage-based and negative tags.
yeah, I also thought of that it’s kind of depressing actually
yet another reason why Twitter is genuinely the worst platform and should never be used by anyone
I love how unironically he says "gamers" now, like he's so used to saying it that it's just TOO natural.
Ungus Bungus
@@acearachnid True
Unfortunately, gamers, he made me say it unironically, then I went down the same path as him.
@@garbageboystinkman4159 same now gamers it's a natural part of my vocabulary and i can't stop it, I WANT TO BE FREE OF THIS PAIN
Yes gamers
"They can't cancel me if I cancel myself first!"
- Alexander Hamilton, ca. August 1797, publishing The Reynolds Pamphlet
Hitler at the end of WW2
periodt
People: Let's cancel Salty
Salty: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move
The hamilton stans have arrived
*D A M N*
Seeing a lot of random K pop fans pushing their unrelated videos to something they had no clue what was going on was hilarious. Glad to have been part of such a historical event though
moaaa // commit no breath you filthy man called stan
AND SPRITE understandable, and Sorry to Moaaa //, have a nice day.
Fat
ayo what is your pfp
it makes me very angry but is also is.hilarious
In an alternate universe, Salty was unironically canceled for no reason and had to go through months of harassment before people realized it was a meme.
L...Lets not
@@yaboyechillpill3999 yeah let’s not stutter over text
@@alensday2974 n-no
@@tophatcat1173 Th-that's not very macho of you... B-baka.
@@notoriousscoundrels A-are you o-okay?
This is a weird apology video
Breh
Ha
Why did I think of eat pant when I saw you profile
Original Name because you are a big soot house fan
@@glagy true, true
Thanks now i know how to *cancel my own internet existance!*
Damn, how the hell do I completely demolish my reputation on the internet, and make my friends, followers, and even complete strangers who don't even know who I am hate my guts?
Salty: *Observe.*
Now its my turn to delete my real life existence
@OCDean Hello,another fellow mother fan
K-pop Stan’s could see someone die on twitter and be like *if they only liked kpop they would be alive*
In a way, they already did it, and with Stan Lee no less
they did with etika too
Yeah was gonna say that they did do that, but I forgot who
one of them said “white boys r ugly” one time too. yikes
LegoMelonz15 that literally happened with Etika
2019: Salty is cancelled.
2021: The enemies of salty have been cancelled.
Even his biggest enemy, Clay, has been cancelled
#Clayisoverparty
@@GellygirlButTH-cam Oh no the Dream. Oh yeah right did they kill that Pokemon trainer?
Yep :)
Clay and boo boo have been vanquished. Who is next
Are we gonna talk about how weirdly good that “Don’t let the flame die out!” was?
Yes mate
Yes mate
he does a really good plankton
Yes mate
You mean this is not a recording!?
this all wouldn't have happened if salty stanned Psy Gangnam Style
oppa gangam style
omg stan😙😚🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😗😗😙😗
oppa stan-nam style
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Notch Mojang Man
This will go down as a beautiful moment in history.
How has no one replied this has 273 likes
Internet Historian will make a video on this about 3 years from now
I'm just glad I have more clarification on what all that was about.
once the internet inevitably actually cancels Salty, a bunch of people are gonna come here and say "tHiS aGeD bAdLy"
january 13th, 2025
@@howisthis8849 WHERE WERE YOU ON JANUARY 13th?
this aged badly
Huh? 😭
"I cant be cancelled if I cancel myself"
-Alexander Hamilton
Accurate
That's my favorite part of the play, only maybe beaten by the time Aaron burr said the N word and killed thanos.
This is perfect! 😂
ah yeah, the best time in theatre to ever exist
Burr cancelled Hamilton’s life
I like the idea of Ariana Grande becoming Salty's nemesis.
Salty: "I'm trending on Twitter!"
Ariana: "I'm gonna steal this man's spotlight."
Salty: you took everything fro me!
Ariana: I don’t even know who you are
It's like a game of *Cat* and mouse
@@BrokeBot It took me a minute to get that.
Salty: ARIANA GRANDE!!! Ariana grande:wasup
Salty is now immune to being canceled because when he actually gets canceled everyone will think it's one big fucking joke
Big brain time
"Sex crimes? What will he think of next!"
He has surpassed metal gear
He's a god dang genius
@@asackboyplush6508 he’s found the most powerful ability on the dark side
I can't believe Salty would even show his face after what he did to Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand #Saltyisoverparty
Salty: tries to fake cancel himself as a joke but losing momentum since he has a niche and small community
Kpop stans: *giorno piano starts playing in the background*
It's this a _salty_ reference?
“We, the KPop stans, have a hashtag”
- Neik - kpop fans don’t deserve the Giorno piano, shut up
a jjba fan AND a danganronpa fan huh
@@Haddosan maybe the crazy diamond one?
Salty getting helped by kpop stans mirrors Joseph getting helped by Stroheim
Look at this dood
*IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING [JOJO REFERENCE]*
I hate that I flawlessly understand what you mean
"GERMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST!"
We are the world's greatest
I would like to see a more serious version.
Fake tweets, fake accusations, fake stories. Really start the bandwagon. But also having enough proof to disprove all accusations; having bits that don't make sense.
Dude u wann kill this man?
We have to build a proper vessel to support the almighty power of social media's negative opinion and then throw it into the experiment
@@thenewmachine
...
Someone needs to be the sacrifice.
@@shely_D7vil
Finally, someone understands. 👀
I’d love to watch that go down, though
There is so much foreshadowing for the Ariana grande take over lmao, throughout the video we see “fans eagerly await the release of Ariana grande’s new single boyfriend”
I low key wonder what Ariana Grande would think if this vid
Either Salty’s fans are the most dedicated memers of all time, or Twitter is a site where it doesn’t take much to be trending.
Or twitter just decides to cancel anyone no matter if they know the person or not
@@pie6029 or all three.
Yes and yes
@@garbageboystinkman4159 Yes.
Both
Salty: tries to get himself cancelled
Ariana grande: I'm about to save this man's whole career
chippsfinity this should have more likes
@Joonatan Isoaho yes
I can't belive ariana would do sth like this... we will get him next time bois
Salty: You weren't supposed to do that.
Imagine if she actually like looked and saw that this mans shitposting canceling himself marathon was like underneath her and that she finds this youtube channel and just reacts to this shit XD
i saw it on trending and i was like
"did he abuse more chaos again?"
The thing I love about this video is how many times you can see Ariana Grande lurking just below Salty on the trending tab, before the album actually released. Very nice foreshadowing.
Salty, I will only forgive IF you finish your Sonic 06 let's play.
You have to give up, its no use!
Portal Master Boy crystalmon also
He'll do it when Game Grumps continues their's.
666 likes
Renxarafy 3333 669
Salty: Oh boy I'm gonna be #1 on trending
Ariana Grande: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
I forgot salty hearted my pro gamer move comment I made when I was 13. :(
@@swadloom40 yummers
@@sunshinerainbow8469 👈 yummers 👈 yeeummers 👈👈👈
@@swadloom40 how was the fall
the amount of eagerness that kpop stans have when they jump on a bandwagon they don't even know about frightens me
modern day missionaries
uwu vision Thank you for that terrifying realization
idiocy is contagious
im scared of us too,,,
K-pop stans are wild, periodt
I've never seen you before but you know you've got a devoted fanbase when they'll draw a stick figure of you and eat the paper
Wow, you pulled a projared (I should probably clarify that this was made before projared apologized).
But, you know, without the bad child stuff. Was still pretty big. I would rate it a Broken Marriage out of 10.
Monteiro frick your right
Yeah I'm a gamer!
G. Cheat
A. On
M. My
E. Wife
R.
SupernovaMilkshakes108 UCUSYDKSJDJFUFJF
The Shark God You actually believe that clown? How does it feel to be a complete dumbass?
Salty: exists
Also Salty: I’m gonna ruin this man’s whole career.
K pop stans :*exist*
Salty:why do i hear boss music
Bortnite Burger Truly the pioneers of cancel culture
*Why do I hear boss music
First mini boss music*
Victory music*
n o a n i m e
ariana descended from the heavens with a gentle "yuh" to put an end to salty's reign of self-sabotage and save his career
0:27 Cancel Culture
1:23 Canceling himself
1:57 A Statement regarding recent events
3:07 Pasty's Response
4:06 So Proud
4:27 We have to steal the Moon
6:48 Broken Marriage/10
8:07 Ugh. This guy
10:10 Minecraft
10:46 Trending Worldwide
11:25 Coming Full Circle
12:07 The Fall 13:07 What could he do?
14:16 3 Year Hiatus
7:09
Personal favorite since I made a donation declaring we were all fools for tempting fate like this. Always such a good feeling whenever I can make even a small impact on a video like this!
That and I donated $4.20... like a delinquent.
salty actually did this to overshadow national girlfriend day and disrespect women now we cancel him for real
National Girlfriend Day doesn't exist. We only care for Spider-Man day and Cancel Salty day
Love sucks anyways bruv
@@fine-n-dandy Hell yeah
HE DID IT TO SHOW THE TRUTH OF THE *”NICE” GIRLS*
This better be a joke
well boys we did it, cancel culture is no more
are you the meatman server man?
Killer Queen already touched cancel culture!
*NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, AND I DO!!*
10:07 Lyrics for anyone wondering:
*Uwee-uweoou-
hroaahh-hroahh*
thanks man 🙏
Imagine you actually get cancelled later lmfaoo this moment will be even more historic
This gonna age like milk soon
god i hope
Holy shit you were right, can't believe he actually just got cancelled. I wonder if he'll mention it in his response video lol
@@awesomecake_abc2748 is this actually true
@@bjwill9047 no
That's what the hashtag was about? I thought it was just another youtuber being cancelled but instead it was this LEGEND and his team of shitposters. Well played.
Clearly Salty has only done this to hide why he really should be cancelled.
_He watched Star Wars._
I am the stand user of King Crimson Chin
He should have watched star trek instead, according to T8 himself is a quote: " great fucking show"
I mean even watching the trailer will make you homleis and have aids so he need to stop watching star war movie and watch cool cat insed
Him watching star wars is LITTERALY white genocide
i cant believe that scrooge mcduck naenae influencer salty watched star war. im crying and seething and pissing right now, this is so #emotional. and now he’ll become penny pinching white yoda. absolutely unbelievable.
If he ever gets cancelled for real he can just frame it as a sequel to this video.
i can’t believe makoto from danganronpa is cancelled.
Oh god oh fuck,,,,
Maybe if he was hajime hinata he wouldn't be in this situation
Fuck why does he look like a half-makoto
maybe if he stanned Naruto he wouldn't be in this situation
the amount of kpop stans which got trolled is truly amazing
most of them didn’t get trolled really, people just jump onto trending tags to get views on their videos, they really don’t give a fuck about the subject matter of any of it
I've never seen a more self-destructive man before in my life.
What did i do :(
Idc what you did but your over and we're partying
Someone start being cancelled
Kpop stans:
"I do not know who i am..."
"I don't know why i am here"
"All i know is that i must kill"
*advertise
"StAN lOoNa!11111!!! *gif* *heart emoni"
“i do not know who you are”
“i do not know why you're here”
“all i know is that i must advertise”
"You need a large following of shitposters"
Just hit up the JoJo fandom
He already had the "Open the Game!"
@@spacesponge8732 giorno piano starts playing in the video
Nani?
The JoJo fandom is really the annoying kind of shitposters
@@shely_D7vil Love him or hate him, he spitting real facts
the crazed kpop stans were good for something this time around
edit: real talk the kpop fans that bandwagon onto cancel culture and put fancams are the worst kind of kpop fans
@@en0mad777 [sweats nervously]
MarineVolt K-POP FAN ILLEGALLY ENTERING TH-cam
@@31nic WE GOT ONE OF THEM
@@31nic *Pulls out the baseball bat*
Psy was the last good kpop artist.
it's kinda odd how this video feels so timeless
fr expect the “epic gamer moment” and creeper aww man joke made me stare into the wall for a sec
Someone: *gets cancelled*
Kpop fans: Well well well what do we have here
Oh yeah, I was cancelled. But because gamers are master race we have the right to make everyones arguments invalid.
@@Someone-gy2rd true
Is it Oogie Boogie or Lando Calrissian?
This person literally died but they would still be alive if they *sTaNnEd L00N4*
I thought it was a meme but no
Honestly if Salty stanned Manny Heffley this wouldn’t of happened
@@CalebButter how the fuck is this r/wooosh?
@@CalebButter yea I know what you mean but how is he missing the joke
@@CalebButter no he was very obviously going along with the joke, do you think he seriously thought Manny was a drug lord
Who?
I hate manny heffley
Well, you got #1 in Canada, meaning you've got a lot of Canadian Shitposters. Maybe next time, say bad things about Jojo, you know where that'll take you.
bold of you to assume we'd cancel him for that
@@spootymaniacs and it's true
Just say Jungkook looks ugly and then you’ll be cancelled instantly
Wait, I got it.
Shit-talk Billie Eilish
you know k pop?
3 years later, and I'm so fucking mad at myself for not being able to see this live-action.
Sorta same
Same
Salty: Starts to accept defeat as his social experiment loses traction
kpop stans: 3:45
Wha-
Cuz baby tonight! Ariana Grande is gonna steal our trending spot again!
Spot again!
Cuz baby toniiiiiiiighttt
I love your profile picture
You truly deserved to be cancelled, how dare you use twitter light theme
I use discord light theme, it's better don't @ me.
Yes its burning my eyeballs
@@GrandleJams the light theme is 50% dark theme
@@GrandleJams I agree Blinding your eyes is fun
Weaklings..... you're eyes are weak.
I can't believe this man gets to roam the streets despite what he did to several people including Markiplier, ElMango's Wife and the whole state of Florida. Absolutely despicable.
no one: *is cancelling salty*
salty: Fine, I'll do it myself.
finally, an actually good "nobody" comment that makes sense
@@tl1882 Thanks
Salty I will only forgive you if you play Alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakquel Wii game, it is time you finish what you have started.....
Yes...It is real
DO IT, SALTY!
But...he destroyed the game. XD
Maven the Raven yes he has destroyed the FIRST game.... but not the Suqeakquel
Ah, ok. XD
Everyone... We need to get him to do it @saltydkdan
Plot twist: this was a diversion from the fact that he actually committed a crime
When he excused himself from the stream for a couple minutes he went and stole all my shit! Finally I found someone talking about it...
2:40 markiplier incident
3:35 pool floats are a crime against humanity
4:20 Canada hates salty (420 nice)
5:27 OH GOD KPOP STANS
6:58 my favorite part
What if
I comment on my comment
Ah a year has passed since my first comment on a Saltydkdan
Yeah, this is big brain time
That's actually very big brain of him.
Now if salty ACTUALLY gets cancelled, people are gonna think it's just a joke and ignore it.
Galaxy brain right here
5:32
Salty sounds like he’s explaining his stand ability with Giorno’s theme in the background and you’ve just realized you’ve lost
His stand is Loona
“If you knew how my stand really worked, you’d have won this fight. But, I must explain. [Stan Bandwagon] helps make every attack I make stronger by 10000 times. Meaning I can get on trending faster. If you only knew, maybe you wouldn’t be begging for mercy right now” He then slaps the enemy stand user and they fucking die.
Stand user: saltydkdan
Stand name: kpop
Stand name: D a m n Daniel
YOU FOOL! my stand [K-pop stands] will bring me to even greater heights!
truly a great social experiment, especially done on twitter. the fact that kpop stans just went with it, didnt even bother to look into it more is insane
When you meme someone to the point of them trying to cancel themselves.
Miss Dreamcast oh hey it is the person from the discord server.
Your cute, don't fight me.
All hope was lost
Until
*THE K-POP STANS PULLED OUT THE GIORNO PIANO*
kono k-pop stan niwa yume ga aru
The music really sets the tone of hope and loss.
"We're going to use royalty free music." *uses Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There & Girono's Theme*
The worst part is that he’s using light mode
Why do you think they tried to cancel him?
69th like
ok weak-eyes
@@jesalt8230 welcome to the chad club
@@kellymountain thanks, gamer
You definitely got me the first time around.
Good job.
I remember watching this when it came out and rewatching it I just realized something. Salty essentially has a free pass for being genuinely cancelled. Because most people knew this was a shit post if Salty gets really cancelled a lot of people will think it's a shitpost. We've given Salty too much power, we've doomed ourselves.
Fun fact: Every Oneyplays member also has cancel immunity
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Watch this experiment not age well after Salty eventually gets cancelled unironically
edit: well shit someone already posted this
Pewdiepie 2.0?
#SaltyIsOverParty2?
@@comicboxgoblin9234 NOT YET!
I like how he was like : "KPOP STANS--" and its a bunch of videos of loona videos.
Loona is korean?
Thought loona was a girl honestly
Loona's a Korean girl group, iirc
@@eggeggeggegg6019 if you like edm you should check out their song butterfly
To be completely fair; if Salty had a face reveal it would only be worth it if he has a green, broken nose in real life.
10:27 the subtle foreshadowing in the news banner to Salty's downfall at the peak of his hubris is peak cinema, 10/10 I don't know how Snyder does it
Ironic how Grande released her album “Boyfriend” on National Girlfriend Day
Alexander Hamilton writing the Renolds pamphlets
accurate
OMFG
Lmao
Devilman and Persona 5.
Salty you're too kind
Salty: not cancelled
Also salty: "Fine, I'll do it myself"
Salty: We are VERY close to canceling my Twitter
Ariana grande: aw I didn't say spidey says
Shit bro looks like we do it again
@@wetod4794we fucking better
“I rate this social experiment a *B R O K E N M A R R I A G E* out of ten”
Could have easily gotten to #1 by saying “ Hey kpoop stans get a life lol”
c'mon, he's not suicidal...
I love how this video was made before cancelling entered into popular discourse, at least outside Twitter.
That plankton impression was better than the real one 9:02
kpop stans: *read "is over" in anything*
also kpop stans: idk who this is but-
I like turtles
I like turtles
I like turtles
turtles are overrated
Dan took a year to get to his full hate of turtles
“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message...”
-The Jonker.
I'm like three years late but this is a really interesting concept, and the results are, too.
“I, Saltydkdan have a dream of canceling myself on Twitter.”
As someone who's active on kpop twt and noticed this hashtag I will say I was very confused but am now very amused
Also, no, I'm not one of those stand who replies with fancams nor say "mAyBe If ThEy StAnNeD-" and find those fans/trolls very annoying lmao
It do be like that sometimes
Salty: nothing
Salty: I am about to end my whole career