Reading Minecraft Romance Novels
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#reaction #minecraft - เกม
*Wow so this vid aged horribly huh?*
If it isn’t clear by now, this video was posted a year prior to the recent news, none of us support what Carson did, and we’re only just finding out about it now.
I’m debating on what to do with the video, many people have suggested deleting/unlisting it, others have suggested keeping it up for archival purposes. If you’d like, you can download the video just in case I eventually decide to remove it, though for now it will stay up, it doesn’t benefit Carson in any way and all of his stuff was removed from the title and description.
This video was always supposed to be bigger than Carson anyway, with all the guest narrators and such.
Might change my mind on keeping it up later. Thanks everyone for the support, this fucking sucks.
SALTY :(
I think you should either unlist it (but keep it in a playlist so if people really want to find it, they can) or delete it. its up to you
Please don't delete it. At least unlist the video and put it in a playlist on your second channel.
I think you should keep it up and unlist it, despite he who should not be named being in this video, this is one of the funiset videos of yours that I've seen
Maybe delete it but reupload it with Carson replaced with a text to speech voice and replace the words "Carson" with "Obama" (or another name of your chosing).
Whenever his character or camera's on, replace it with a png of the person or character
This isn't a joke this is a genuine idea that could work
Pastey: what chips are you eating
Carson: potato
Carson: *shows us his corn chips later on*
@@KateYagi knowing Carson this is probably true
Those are corn chips? Thought it was tortilla chips not cor- well maybe it could since corn tortillas
They looked like the target brand tortilla chips. Pretty modest dude.
Ian Linn bro target brand tortilla chips are amazing
@@KateYagi they are probably mixed
"Was that a Mario reference?"
-Carson the mario fan
Holy shit!
Was that a motherfucking *SUPER MARIO* reference!!!?
Thanks mario
@Cheraghearzu Sanche -Omg its mario photos-
Dammit his link to mario photos got deleted
Omg I didn't notice that reference
I want to craft babies with Carson.
can we just talk about how at 0:49 Carson said he had potato chips but it is revealed at 2:58 that he is in fact eating tortilla chips which are made of corn. Basically what I'm trying to say here is that Carson is not trustworthy and you should keep an eye on him.
fun fact: this comment aged
thank you user Florbords !! very cool !!
U good?
Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
Carson sus
He's definitely using wheelchair guy.
I am the reprobate responsible for this book and I just want to say that I love you guys for making this and you're all freaking hysterical. I kept wondering why I was getting sales for this obscure book I wrote YEARS ago, and then somebody left me a review and said there was a hysterical TH-cam review of it, and... Well... This truly is one occasion in which the review is better than the book. Thanks for skewering me - I deserve it - and keep up the amazing work.
Bro what? Why was this buried?
the writing was good ngl
You legend
what was going through your head when you made this?
Question:
Why did you write it in the first place?
So we have:
-eggman
-n u m b e r f i f t e e n
And down the rabbit hole guy in one video
I-
David bowie with a hand fetish I found you
I'm still trying to figure out why chills is in this.
Everytime I hear the real chills in something that isn't a list video I just start hyperventilating
Not enough hands
This is the greatest crossover
My teacher in zoom: "Explaining stuff about a book"
Meanwhile...
"What if they had sex in the farlands?"
Imagine if the book was Romeo and Juliet
yeah head deep in the farlands, no cave unexplored
No stone unturned, no hole unexplored
What if i whipped out my cock in the farlands.... haha jk...unless?
Yeah but what if?
when i heard alfreds voice i GASPED. has he finally stopped pissing on the moon
He’ll never stop
Wait where?
Nvm i found it.
There's no moon left to piss on, it broke in half from the force of it remember?
He'll keep on pissing on the moon until Sonic Colors Remastered.
@Daniel Torres I'm not sure now. But I'll say probably. Depends, when was it officially announced? Like, when was the announcement trailer shown?
This video is bigger than Carson please don’t delete it, it even has Chills I need chills
There not gonna delete it
Listen nobody wants to think about stupid crap like that I'm, we just want to enjoy a funny video. So just stop bringing it up
tbf carson isnt benefitting financially from this, i think if he was somehow salty probably wouldve archived it
It makes me uncomfortable when they make Minecraft Steve say “ass”
It makes me uncomfortable when they make Minecraft Steve Speak
@@samcolvett6752 bruh
ass
ᴬˢˢ
Minecraft would have censored him-
"he aimed his cursor" SO IN THIS WORLD SET IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE THEY JUST SEE THE CROSS HAIR?
I've seen nothing in the Minecraft lore to state they do not see the cursor so this might be canon.
@C01d R4m3n I can confirm, as someone who has played all 13 episodes, no the cursor is not cannon, making this either non-cannon. OR, this is a Minecraft server where this cringey-ass interaction is happening in the actual chat of a Minecraft server
@Random Buttons hey at least you know where to "aim"
yo they got f1 on
CameraBox well they had to make it accurate to real minecraft
Who knew Carson would do a Minecraft fanfic in real life
with a 17 year old fan
bruh
@@IrisXen Still a groomer, he abused his fame to get with an underage fan
Yeah it’s sad
@@AshyMuted A famous person flirting with someone else is NOT power dynamic. That would only apply if they legit are like "Yeah, I'm a big deal, so love me"
Despite how weird this is, I gotta respect that Simone is open to being emailed or messaged critiques of how to improve her writing
Me: innocently listening to this for the first time
Chills: Steve realized he'd screwed up the moment he emerged from the mine-shaft.
Demons in my head: NUMBER FIFTEEN, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
earned a sub my guy, can't wait for more content from this channel!
LMAO 💀💀💀
Carson in his own vid: lawful good
Carson in other’s vids: neutral evil
Edit: uhhh, I may have to change some things...
Nah dude, Carson is normally Chaotic Good. He gives off crackhead energy but in a good way
Chaotic neutral
Carson is all the categories
carson in his own vid: boring and unfunny
carson in other's vids: mildly humorous
but he killed pokimane's dog though
Chapter 1:
Narrated by: Chills
Me: No way.
Chills: *actually starts reading*
Me: *N O W A Y*
Chapter 3:
Narrated by: Fredrik Knudsen
Me: *S T O P*
Update: I've reached the end of the vid and I loved it from beginning to end, my only question is how much did you have to pay Chills, Fredrik and Alfred to do this? Also for Fredrik, DTRH: Minecraft Smut wen?
I never thought I'd hear Fredrik Knudsen say "Well, it's a nice ass."
when I saw Alfred I was just:
“ALFRED NO”
Which Alfred
Chapter 1: Narrated by Chills
Me: pardon...?
Chills: Steve realised-
Me: _chokes and dies_
GG
The ultimate cross over
Even I was 'chilled' by this...
*do it, pull the trigger now, im still waiti-*
done
Number 15
@@kylechen7570
Burger King foot lettuce
Everyone’s laughing until grandma buys this book for her grandkids thinking it’s just about Minecraft.
StormJet, some grandma won’t buy it because it says block of lust.
@@Andyatl2002 what if she's blind and cant see the title
@Standito ahem ahem
twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
only one creature stirred
and it wasn't a mouse
this rare-seen strange creature
so hard to evoke
the name of this creature?
why yes, it's a *joke*
r/woooosh brother
@@LL-tr5et I hate r/woooosh, but damn that's a nice poem
@@lidijaaleksoska5559 thank you, i made it up a while ago and have been using it on unsuspecting people ever since :)
I didn't think this is what they meant when Steve got into smash
Oh my gosh
It seriously sounds like Chills could break into laughter at any moment
“Oh, god Steve... I think I’m going to explode,” Alex moaned. “I didn’t order a Creeper!” Steve exclaimed in return
Holy shit an alpharad reference
alpharad must see this
What if Salty and Alpha collab?
*creeper peeking over the corner*
"Da fuck?
hahahaha
I'm so glad Steve's "throbbing length" that was "hard as bedrock" was mentioned. I needed that
We all needed that
@becky is kinda cool I hate that I could relate
tfw bae mines ur ding donger with a pickaxe bc u weren't hard as bedrock 😔
I've read so many lemons to know what a "length" is
i physically gagged and nearly choked on my gum
I’m never gonna be able to watch a Down The Rabbit Hole vid again without thinking about the fact that Fredrik narrated part of an erotic Minecraft novel
It kinda fits that
YOOOO I never noticed you had Alfred “I’m pissing on the moon” Eggman in the video! Amazing!
You can hear traces of Eggman in his voice
shadow pissed on his wife
this is how he copes with that rage
It makes me wish that clown house just made the entirety of this video instard
Edit: I meant instead
"what kind of chips are you eating?"
"potato"
*proceeds to eat tortilla chips*
Or very large potato chips.
Austin McCune nfdl
I hate how accurate this is
"sleep when there is thunder"
"Knowledge of nether existing and most of the blocks"
"Knowing mobs are called mobs"
This proves she actually played Minecraft to the point where she knows the basics and more. This probably wasn't meant to be a serious book but more of like a fan fiction that was made for fun and somehow ended up being put for sale. That's amazing
It’s scary to think she was probably like building a house and was like, “I should make this story more sexy”
Writers need to research on what they write to make it more believable
THEY DON'T HAVE FINGERS
She also called Alex's spruce door an Oak door
The long con.
watched an Internet historian video just before this one, went from knudsen and chill acting out cringy creepypastas to knudsen and chill narrating minecraft porn, nice
What's the difference?
I love how intimidating it is when Carson calls people by their real name like how he calls ninja the blev
“It’s like when someone turns to a life of crime but this is way worse”
-Carson
He sounded like the Joker in 16:35
Gerber: *dies in infinity war*
The 14 year olds on wattpad should take a page outta scarlet’s book and stick an African Proverb after every sans x reader lemon oneshot they write
Jesus, no. Don't.
@C01d R4m3n i for one welcome our new dark overlords
@C01d R4m3n - cough cough - archive of our own
"I love you, Sansy~" you whisper under the blankets, falling asleep. "I love you too, Y/N~" replies Sans, his fingers gently going through your [your hair colour] hair.
*"No matter how beautiful and well crafted a coffin might look, it will not make anyone wish for death."*
*-African proverb*
@@BloomBlanche I wanna fuckin die.
I would legit listen to an audiobook narrated by pastey, he has a great voice
Same
I like to imagine that a mom, who wrote smut in her spare time, was watching her kids play Minecraft, and thought “I could work with this”
the most egregious fact throughout this whole experience was when carson claimed to be eating the potato variety of chip, when in fact, revealed in his face cam, it was tortilla chips.
I was worried I was the only one who noticed that.
I started hyperventilating because that footage of him downing that whole bag of tortilla chips unabashedly was so fucking powerful
"What does it mean by 'first breast'?"
"Y'know how you read left to right?"
Jesus pleasus, that got me.
The fact Alfred has basically became an internet celebrity is amazing
He deserves it
Salty, I know this is probably gonna be taken down soon but here me out.
Reupload this but Replace Carson with Obama or another person of your chosing like Sonic or Mario, and like have text to speech like Microsoft Sam or whatever say "Obama (or whoever you chose but let's say Obama in this case)" whenever the word Carson comes up.
Similarly, replace Carson's voice with another text to speech program doing Obama's voice (or get the voice actor for Obama the record the lines if you're cool) and like have a PNG of Obama over Carson whenever he or his character is on screen.
Just an idea and I probably could've explained it better, but this is just a really good video and it would suck to see it go down forever so I feel maybe reuploading it without Carson would be the best choice
"The voice actor for Obama"
That
Is a sentence I never thought I'd read
He should replace him with Shadow the Hedgehog or some shit
Aaaaand make a visual of the replacement eating tortilla chips.
Carson did nothing wrong
@@bruhnova8917 ok TH-cam user "Autism 23"
“Simone Scarlet” sounds like a Miraculous Ladybug Villain.
Or some background rwby character
Toa Ventron bruh I was about to say that lmaooo
shit u right
fuck
I HATE HOW RIGHT THIS IS
I love how chills is voicing it.
hes the only one who wanted to do it nothing but respect
EYERON ORE
Top15 hottest minrcraft novels, number 15
@@BallonEEE. its TheTop16s, thats the channel
i wish he read the whole thing but one chapter was still amazing
3:46 "You know what they call me?"
"What do they call you, Carson"
"Pre-game"
👁👄👁
Hol up hol up
That did not age well...
@@haylenyofuhkk tHiS diD nOt aGe wEll
@Frank Woodward My guy, I liked Carson as much as you do, but Carson confirmed with his friends that they were real, which they then confirmed to everyone else on twitter. Whether or not they're valid accusations, it's just a funny haha about something that happened lmao
@Frank Woodward Bro you are blaming a girl who got pressured by a youtuber with his platform to do not good stuff, instead of the person who actually did it? After their friends confirmed it? He is funny but that doesn't excuse him from the controversy
The real reason Carson got cancelled was because he said he was eating potato chips but was actually eating CORN chips. How revolting!
Unforgivable
wait what happened with him?
@@mammadragon8108look at the comment dum dum!
@@Door227 sorry for being a dum dum :(
@@mammadragon8108 it’s ok. I forgive you :)
other youtubers when they're featured on another channel: try to be funny, promote own channel, try to make connections to youtubers featuring them
carson: c h i p
Who says c h i p isn’t doing all those things
other youtubers: "hey glad to be here guys thanks for inviting me anyways to everyone watching subscribe to my channel"
carson: *"R E A D I T S E X I E R"*
3:17 Chapter 1 (Chills)
5:04 Chapter 2 (Pastey)
9:29 Chapter 3 (Fredrick Knudsen)
12:20 Chapter 4 (Carson)
15:25 Chapter 5 (Alfred)
18:18 Chapter Sex (Haha Man + Carson)
23:42 Chapter 7 (Sith Lord?)
Chapter sex
thank you😳
you had me at chapter sex
I bet many people clicked 18:18
*_"Listen I don't get much action"_*
Discord and instagram says otherwise
not much action when you consider he probs didn’t fuck
@@IrisXen He literally admitted to being a manipulator and a groomer. I say this as someone who was a victim of serious manipulation in their relationships: Shut up and stop acting like you can talk over people who are actually affected by this shit.
@@IrisXen I hate theses Carson stand trying to defend what he did. He is a sick man who used his success to groom a kid and should take responsibility for his actions.
@@yourewastingyourtimehere9436 Did you even read the messages? It was like a nerd trying to get nudes out of the popular girl. Carson's not a genius manipulator. There isn't enough evidence to take sides, I believe in "innocent until proven guilty"
I can't believe Alfred was present in this video, that poor, poor man
I love how alfred kept his cool during the entire "Pissing on the moon" rant, and yet here he can barley go 5 minutes reading this without breaking into laughter.
I love Alfred so fucking much because of that
He's hilarious
If Alfred had it as his own plan all along, he can do it without breaking. If it's unexpected he can't do it consistently
@Dhruti Karandikar It's Dick Dastardly wearing the mask.
Violets are red, roses are blue,
*your profile picture makes me feel doom*
Chig Chum wait what? Thats Alfred
Imagine if Chills narrated this whole thing
Switch the 'the' and 'if'
I would love that lol
I can do a great impersonation of chills
I know right
RELEASE THE CHILLS CUT!
6:25 “it’s hero brine”
Me: now that’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile
number 15: steve emerged from the mineshaft
EXACTLY
When Carson was talking about the Far Lands, I started feeling nostalgic.
You had s*x in the Far Lands!?
@@rainacornthefurry9893 YEAH The Far Lands are an old part of Minecraft and they were removed, only some old players remember them.
@@gregoriogalindo2512 wait so what were they tho
@@thomasbracelin5845 you're in for a story
@@thomasbracelin5845 The Far Lands were areas in Minecraft that were millions of blocks away from the spawn, the area looked very strange and distorted. This was before infinite worlds were made and before they were glitched out. Look at a picture of one.
So basically:
1. Salty comes back from a hiatus
2. New video is "HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT episode"
3. Topic is especially stupid and funny
4. Guest stars CallMeCarson, Chills, Fredrick Knudsen, and Dr. Eggman
5. Thanos Irwin comeback
This is it. This is the best video ever.
Where was Thanos Irwin?
Erm where the flip is thanos irwin?
It’s at the end, yo
Hey Mandy, I’m at the end yo. Why not watch a little longer yo.
Salty is back! CallMeCarson is here! Oh my god, Salty is making a comeback.
The Voice Actors were PAID to read this. Imagine being famous enough that you get paid to read Minecraft Smut.
As Alex said “Steve, I’m going to explode” a creeper slipped from her ravine and exploded the house and both of them *The End*
I was not prepared for Alfred's voice.
Damn, everyone did brilliantly.
IM PIS-
This is the biggest crossover ever XD
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHAD-
Waluigi HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING W-
Alfred is the best
So, listening to that ending felt like reading the ending page of a Doujin where the author thanks you for reading and acts like they didn't write, and ether paid someone to draw, or drew themselves, a book about a 16 inch, FFF Cup railing a femboy.
Hey gotta respect the ability to create and being able to put your name behind it
Don't mind me, just coming back to a 6 months old video to bring up drama.
"you know what they call me?"
"what do they call you Carson?"
should have said "well, they CallMeCarson," but whatever.
Ryan Carrell they call me call me Carson
That moment had schlatt energy though
just "yes"
pre gamer
That would be quite funny, i think
Who else had to pause and recover at “It was square”
I can't go on.
This is honestly making me feel like I’m watching the Star Wars Christmas special again I want to stop but I don’t want to stop either
@@sludgesketch8697 there will never be a comment like this. These only come every decade
I know I did.
yep
16:55
"I'm sure you don't have a spare set of clothes upstairs, do you?"
*"NO."*
"Guys what if Minecraft Alex was 17? 😳"
I knew I’d find a comment here.... nah but for this whole situation got me feeling sad monky
@@dombjomb what happened???
@@gayahhbihh carson and girl and bad things
@@Skadoodly_Dave i figured out a looooong time ago. Still some sad stuff.
@@gayahhbihh yeah
"I don't get much action."
-CallMeCarson.
I mean yeah his ex was a giant who-
>:(
@@quamaii yeap she was
@@jablu9391 she still is
SAME
The fact this isn't age restricted-
Ik
Better yet, youtube auto-marks it kid friendly
Poco Loco Steve and Alex are brother and sister in my head-canon
@@SPG69 well then
I know right
I don’t care for the drama that happened this video is funny
Big IQ
It’s always important to separate the art from the artist
Hes correct
@@jojovibe1562 Exactly, Hitler did some sicko paintings imo
Your damn right
3:48
"What do they call you, Carson?"
THEY SAID IT
Alfred is trying so hard on his part while simultaneously losing his shit and i'm living for it-
We need an audiobook rendition of the full thing on audible as part of a sponsorship
ok since i cant actually see my friends and im desperately searching for social interaction, i must ask: do you actually play the bass clarinet?
Meet too
Scotty Lightheart yup
@@_bass_clarinet_ as a regular clarinet player I'm so jelly. I want one so bad.
I would wholeheartedly use Audbile if this was an actual thing
I was wondering why only Alfred was questioning what he was reading, but I remembered Fredrik and Chills have covered way weirder stuff.
3:57 We all just gonna ignore the fact that Dylan pronounces iron *I-ron*
All I’ve been watching in quarantine are Down the Rabbit Hole videos, Real Time Fandubs, and Salty’s videos. To have these three just come together to read Minecraft smut is probably the best thing to have happened to me for months now.
God same
Klutzy Ninja Kitty Dont forget half life VR
Unironically I wish they made Fred read the sex stuff
'I've come to make an announcement-"
SAME
Carson says the type of chip he's eating is potato, yet when he shows the bag on camera it's clearly tortilla. I demand an explanation.
He grabbed tortilla chips before showing the camera what chips he had if you listen closely when he first said it the chips sounded crispier and then they sounded crunchier when the camera showed Carson eating
There’s 69 likes now. Nice
@@caprisunbongwater oh so you the chip police, my guy??
its *simp*ly that the earth is flat
Jasmine Patil yes I have been through excessive training to tell what type the
chip is just from hearing the crunch
I was watching this with my brother and when Alfred started narrating my brother said is that the guy who pissed on the moon
the thing that really makes this video is the fact that sancto's ed sheeran image was sent at one in the morning
I STARTED SCREAMING WHEN CHILLS STARTED NARRATING OH MY GODFAZDEGHD
Isn’t that just Salty doing an impression
Xtream hunter nope
@@Desechannsl It's not. Check the description.
The fact that it's ACTUALLY Chills makes it so much better. 😂
trash man holy shat
I as well
I'm sorry, I just can't hear Fredrik Knudsen's voice without thinking he's talking about some obscure historical incident. Legendary.
He's literally one of my favorite TH-camrs, it was amazing.
This was a legendary read through
Its wiered seeing him talk about such a stupid concept
It was a historical moment.
Steve laid the pipe.
He has a naturally professional sounding voice
@@jesusramirezromo2037 I mean he's talked about semenology so he's said weirder
Hearing Chills and Alfred was a genuinely pleasant surprise :) I wasn't expecting them
alfred's alex voice is.. it's something else.
“Oh homey” said marge
Hearing Chills say Iron Ore keeps me up at night.
ieron ore
eyeron ore
Alfred sounds like when he voices Alex, he’s bordering on marge
And bordering Kratos in god of war 4 with Steve.
@@bramble6367 Kratos x Marge fanfiction
@@CagedForceball Marge, bring the BOY!
@XAVIER RIVERA It's a reference to the Simpsons voices a streamer I watch does.
And a bit like the nerd emoji
I don't care that Carson is in this video, it's still really funny. Carson had some amazing bits too.
I love that you credit the smut and link to their amazon page. I love respectful cringe, this shit’s hilarious but we won’t be mean to the authors because they brought us this joy.
Now this, i like. Giving us laugh and not humiliating or harassing the person the content was based off of. This isn't even really cringe as it's not mocking a group or anything, just laughing at a dumb minecraft fanfiction novel.
not like you can find it online anyway
**i tried**
Oh for fucks sake
Why?!?!?!??! How do we find it?!?@?@? I need to buy this for my mom.
i couldn't even mentally confirm that was actually chills, even though I'm quite certain it is. People do so many impressions. But as soon as Fredrik said his first word, the reality of the guest readers being in this video hit me
I’m still in disbelief that they got Chills to read erotic Minecraft fan fiction
Ok but why aren’t we asking why Salty was going through this lady’s books 👁
this is just a long-winded version of saying she hit shift until the sticky keys prompt popped up
Imagine having a sticky keys prompt in real life
honestly getting fredrik to voice this was such a cursed idea it really makes it feel like another messed up episode of down the rabbit hole
bruh they got fucking chills to do a part of this lmao
@@BallonEEE. i was not aware of who chills was beforehand but wow the narrators for this were really on point lmao
@@ratbastard6327 Oh, chills is the narrator for top15s, he used to be a meme actually, the number 15 burger king foot lettuce meme, he narrated that, and so that was a meme for a while, but they were on point.
*intro beat to DtRH plays*
In the world of independent novel publishers, there are few genres as open to outlandish stories as the romance genre. While romance novels have had a majority of relatively tame concepts presented, the independent market has allowed for strange stories and parodies that go into much more graphic detail. One strong example of this is the work of Samone Scarlet, who has written numerous different romance novels, some original and some parody. Her most controversial work, however, is Blocks of Lust.
@@Mariodash23 fuck that was good
Chapter one: narrated by chills
"You had my interest now you have my attention"
The moment the vid reached 17:00 I knew there is no going back, and my curiousity screwed me over once again
When Carson reads you can *tell* He is trying to impersonate Chills while reading Steve and Alex's lines.
haha sollux profile pic heehoo
Homestuck moment
You can’t fight it
haha homestuck
@@graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace AAAAAAA hahahaha homestuck
Y E S THE PERFECT CROSSOVER
Carson, Salty, Chills AND Alfred... Absolute perfection
All we need now is Internet Historian
Shyie And Fredrik
I'm glad this didn't get taken down. Honestly, with Carson getting proper help and moving forward with being a better person, I'm happy not to see everything involving him get nuked.
“It’s like when people turned to a life of crime but worse” aged bad
can we all acknowledge the fact that he got Chills to narrate for some of this?
that got me by suprise, all the wait sure has proven to be worth it
Beejeebees yeah, I was surprised too and it was cool
Fredrik was the most surprising part of this
1 minute in and I can already see how much editing work went into this, your weren't lying in your tweets huh
12:08
“If you’re interested in reading the full book...”
Love Minecraft, don’t LOVE Minecraft
“Listen, I don’t get much action” we know, Carson, we know.
Chapter 1: That muffin looks awfully like a hamster. Someone baked a hamster into this muffin
What Gospel do you herald?
Oooooook then
Chapter 2: That hamster tasted awfully like a muffin. Someone baked a muffin into this hamster
Chapter 3:This muffin looks awfully like a muffin,someone baked a muffin into this muffin
"What do they Call You Carson?"
*CREDITS*
When I heard Alfred's voice I was like "ALFRED!!!"
Also, thank you for not deleting this, it's amazing.
Can’t believe Salty showed a clip of Antvenom. Gold star for shouting out a smaller channel Salty.
I heard Alfred and had a breakdown because all I can hear whenever he starts talking is “IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT”
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A
"The caucasity of this bitch..."
“HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE”
I thought this would be herobrine x steve but no
Im as disappointed as my mom when i was born
Same my guy 😔
What if Herobrine and Steve fucked in the Farlands?
Carlos Fred *please keep that to yourself*
@@carlosfred8673 Haha just kidding...
*unless..?*
Love your pfp