Stop Smoking with the power of GAMING (Compilation)
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The true ending is actually convincing the instructor to smoke
You have to level up your charisma first.
but you need to have 0 strength points because you need the big brain energy to convince hotty over here to start smoking like the cool kids
You have to choose only renegade options
You get that secret ending by following the branching path where you find his wife cheating on him and then comfort him with a smoke.
doing such a bad job you make them relapse? sounds like a challenge.
As someone who has smoked 15,000 cigarettes a day, I’m so happy that this game exists to help me quit and finally die at the age of 167.
Nice
im not sure why i thought this comment was real for a second
Im so glad it really helped you quit man, im proud of you. What will you do now that you are free?
should've waited another 2 years man
Cheems Dodge *smoking weed everyday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Not even as a meme, if anyone, even a single person legitimately beat their addiction because of this game, that’s worth something
I mean, copies of Anal Carr's version lined the Poundlands across the nation eventually, so sadly I think that number is low
That is worth exactly one internet
Smallgremlin Gremlin Then again, if you quit smoking, why keep it?
@@AyrisX86 isn't that called the bang bus or something?
His book was actually very helpful, there was alot of weird crap. But at the books core it basically took all the bullshit reasons you use to keep smoking and breaks them. I have no idea about the game, but including myself two people I know have quit using the book. I have been enjoying this video though, seems like the game is a bit of a cash grab.
I’m just imagining a recovering smoker who’s tempted to smoke again, running to grab his DS and turning this game on to prevent himself from lighting a cigarette
Then good for them, whatever helps ya'know
2:16 and then the first action the game tells you to do is to smoke a cigarette lol
Ahahahaha
If I was like this I would regret not killing myself when I was younger and had the courage to do so
That's funny and sad.
This is genuinely how therapists work with smokers. Obviously a therapist would have a more individualized plan for each client, but the advice in the game actually isn't bad. I would say if you are struggling with smoking, it actually might be worth it to give this game a shot.
Ah yes. I remember when my parents went to counseling to stop smoking and had to fight the cigarette monster to rid themselves of the terrible addiction. The battle was legendary.
its sort of a psychological approach that appeals to the video game interest he chose at the beginning of the game
It really depends on whether or not you take it seriously. If you see the game as just a game, it may not be very effective. But if you see it as an actual coaching tool, then you may fair better.
Yeah, it’s probably only like $5 not that big of an investment.
That's good to know this would actually help.
Well boys we did it, smoking is no more
Ubisoft has killed the CEO of smoking
Guilt tripping smoking friends: "not if I have anything to say about it. And I do."
BREAKING NEWS: SMOKING RATES DROPS TO 0%
Steve1989MREinfo: Not if i have something to do about it and i do! i'm gonna smoke the MRE 80 year old cigguratt!
Mad Link “I’m gonna light a cigarette!”
“NO GUYS DON’T DO IT, THIS WONT BRING ROBIN BACK!!”
*HUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFF*
I legit saw this game while deployed in Afghanistan, almost thought it was fake lmao....
I wish you the best in your recovery
l
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@Grungus Khan Afghanistan
Wait what
I can’t wait for the “Stop Masturbation” sequel for the Switch that’s coming out this year.
Lol.
That would be hilarious.
I heard it'll be out in November
Detros ah! Getting close to that Christmas deadline, I see!
@@brandondavilai3728 that, and i think it'll come in handy in November if you know what i mean
“Im-pettis”
“Taboccko”
I don’t think Salty has been smoking *cigarettes,* guys...
Shelby Watson “The england version of the game”
oh fuck he's on dyslexia
Hes been consuming them without ketchup and mustard
@@Dogman_35 yea my dad was and is on dyslexia when he nutted, im a dyslexia baby. the withdrawal was awful. i still have to take a hit sometimes to feel alive
Tom...r/whooosh
ok so I’ve done the math here. Salty smokes 100 cigarettes a day, and there are usually about 20 cigarettes in a pack. So he’s buying 5 packs a day. A pack costs 1000 yen, which is 9.15 USD currently. Meaning Salty spends 45.75 USD on cigarettes a day. If we completely pretend inflation and exchange rates don’t change, and that Salty has smoked at the same rate the whole time, Salty would be spending 16,698.75 USD a year, and over 120 years have spent 2,003,850 USD on cigarettes.
Also he would have smoked about 4,380,000 cigarettes in his life, or 36,500 a year. The average smoker smokes about 5572 cigarettes a year, just to put that number in perspective a bit. Salty smokes more in a year than an average smoker smokes in a lifetime.
The average smoker does not smoke 15 a day?
i like the research but dont like the implication that salty was smoking fresh outta the womb 120 years ago
What is this a fucking questions in math class?
Nice now salty is from a math problem
assholian322 idk man that’s what statistics says. And honestly, having known a lot a smokers, 15 doesn’t sound like a crazy number to me. You have to consider that some people smoke one a day, and some people genuinely smoke a pack or more a day. When you average out those extremes it probably just comes out on the higher side.
I bought this game as a joke when I was like 12 because it cost like €1.50 and they had to get the manager over because they didn't think they could sell a smoking game to a kid but I convinced them to eventually sell it to me after showing them the age rating.
XD
As a 12 year old, I am honored
Dude, that's insane.
"You told me you like meat. Do you need to carry meat on you at all times to avoid panicking?"
But Sir this is my emotional support ribeye
Don't ya mean SIR LOIN
This game has different looks for different regions?
It's like a damn pokemon
but only johto games have two regions in one game
@Lucas Walters me
i am the best pokemon
@Lucas Walters no
@Lucas Walters @Bidoof
No, the best pokemon is sandile
@@maverickREAL what
If this was a dating sim, the tutors would all be hot anime people and call you Salty-kun.
We need one.
Except, instead of cute anime girl/guy voices, they all have smoker's lung.
Sakura Smoke: My Nico-Nico-Nicotine Life!
Imagine unironically playing a dating sim lmfao that's pathetic
Now, that will do.
"Salty-kun, do you know how you are subtly brainwashed desu"
@@ajdude9 dying
“If you’re lucky enough to be alive”
I’m honestly surprised after smoking in the womb up until the ripe age of 120 you haven’t died yet
You see, that’s actually the secret to eternal life. You smoke the moment you come out the womb
@@SharkyMcSnarkface smoking is actually the source of immortality, however the human body has to adapt to such a procedure for it to not have side effects. The human lungs cannot adapt once reaching adulthood or late into adolescence. Therefore, to gain immortality, it is necessary to smoke from the womb or into very young childhood, as the lungs will adapt to the smoke. Eventually, the nutrients in the smoke will sink in, allowing the user to comprehend these impeccable powers with little reprocussions. These powers include an increase in IQ, up to 3000, increased strength or agility, and even immortality. I'm over 324 years old and my mother used to shove ciggies in her belly button, causing me to asorb the smoke. A week after I was born, I had already learned 7 languages, learned the first 5144325 numbers of PI, and already found the formula to create a nuke, capable of wiping out entire cities. Right now, I am in a government base, hidden underneath a secret floor in arizona, hidden away from humanity.
@@theblueone6848 Could I still achieve it at 15 years old?
@@Quackervoltz I'm afraid your chances are quite low, since you're at the end of your development. You could try though!
@@theblueone6848 Ok thanks. I'm gonna go smoke my grandma's cigarettes when I get to her house.
The cigarette flying away after they got tied to a rocket is just a Danganronpa execution.
(Reach for the stars, reach so hiiiigh)
The ultimate addiction
Super High School Level Smoker
Gosh darn it they got all the kids at Hope's Peak addicted...
Monocigerate
@Dylan Bundren why am i top comment how did things end up like this
Ubisoft will develop literally anything for DS. Think of something and there’s probably a Ubisoft DS game of it.
Ubisoft Presents:
Eating Ass for the Nintendo DS
Now only $29.99
Minecraft sex porn
Rabbids Vore Extravaganza
The Joy of Fainting: the official auto-asphyxiation game
Why is it that the first thing all of you thought of is porn
Salty faught in both World Wars, survived polio, the great depression, the 2008 recession, fought in the Skeleton Wars of 2014, and who knows what else!
There's nothing he cant do!
All with a cigg in hand
Any of ya got a ciggy mate
Except apparently quitting smoking
.... Wait what was that 5th one?
@@DD-zh6hz The 2008 Recession? Yeah sounds fake to me.
The fact this video proves Salty has never smoked a cigarette makes me very happy.
He's a good boi
Hedge Lad he a narc
He literally admitted that hes been smoking for 120 years, stop gaslighting.
“My good pal Jimmy isn’t a smoker”
*Doesn’t put the Jimmy from Tomodachi Life*
that's because Jimmy from tomodachi life smokes 400 cigarettes a day, Mook
Celadon Flame That’s correct, I know that because I live right next to him. My lungs are dying
I think you mean Jonny. I mean... Just look at him!
Mook wtf are you doing here?
Quinamations OH SHIT
Allan Kars actual book helped my whole family stop smoking so it's pretty good but they didn't need a video game bruh
Guess he thought a joke game would work for someone
@@AnonymousGentooman Yes
"Look, it's the little nicotine monster" - my family when I finally come out of my room so I can go out and smoke
I thought your icon was Willow from The Owl House at first and I imagined Willow saying this comment.
Damn dude, at least the guy is trying to help, Jesus Christ.
Anime pfp is a chain smoker
I CARRY A SIRLOIN STEAK IN MY BACK POCKET AT ALL TIMES
“Yo soy en Japan desu”
I need a moment to recover from that
Salty: *Puts 1000 yen* i am in so much debt
100 yen in usd: *0.92 cents*
That'd be like $92 per day.
ok so I’ve done the math here. Salty smokes 100 cigarettes a day, and there are usually about 20 cigarettes in a pack. So he’s buying 5 packs a day. A pack costs 1000 yen, which is 9.15 USD currently. Meaning Salty spends 45.75 USD on cigarettes a day. If we completely pretend inflation and exchange rates don’t change, and that Salty has smoked at the same rate the whole time, Salty would be spending 16,698.75 USD a year, and over 120 years have spent 2,003,850 USD on cigarettes.
Average he spends almost 50 u.s dollars a say on cigs
@@noraunhappy whoa that's a lot of money. I smoke a pack a day at 6 bucks a pack. Maybe I should quit. Even if it's not nearly as much as 2 million dollars
@@AnimeAdenture probably
I never smoked, but my grandpa did- he stopped after one of my cousins were born and he was deadass like, "See this box of cigs? it's my last." And never smoked again. To say that he has an iron will is an understatement, tbh.
the sudden adrenaline rush I had when the Pokemon Black/White Low Health music began to play is unmeasurable
Hearing Cynthia's theme in Black 2 made me start smoking again
It's a passion project, from a man who genuinely wanted to help youth to quit smoking. It may not be great, but we can appreciate his efforts.
It also has helped most of the people who play it soooo
I actually found this same game at my local GameStop.
It was 2 dollars in the bargain bin.
I wonder if they missed the trash can when they threw the game across the room
Dude, you know how many cigarettes you coulda bought with those 2 dollars?
Imagine being the shittiest game in the bargain bin full of shovelware, now that's a special kind of bad
Yo Kyle
That's at least 5 dollars too many tbh
Game: smoking is bad
Salty: *lives to be 120*
Smoking:The secret to being god
1000 yen is $9.15. an average pack of cigarettes have 12, but we'll say 10 just because easier. So thats 10 packs a day. 1000 x 10 = 10000. 10000 yen is $91.51. On average, Salty spends $91.51 on cigarettes a day. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. He smoked them all 365 days. So, naturally he spends $33,401.15 a year. EXCEPT ON LEAP YEARS. On leap years, its $33,492.66 a year. If in 2020, he were 120, born in 1900, leap years would have been 1904, 1908, 1912, 1916, 1920, 1924, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1940, 1944, 1948, 1952, 1956, 1960, 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020 (30 years) so in other words, on those years, he spent $1,004,779.80 on cigarettes. On other years, he spent $3,006,103.50 combined. All together, he spent $4,010,883.3
0 for all 120 years. With $4,000,000, you could buy:
almost 66,677 Super Mario Maker 2 copies
almost 13,370 Nintendo Switches
almost 3,639 iPhone 11 Pro's
almost 204 Toyota Corolla's (2020)
you could pay off almost 0.0000172318% of the US National Debt.
*don't smoke when you could buy 204 Toyota Corolla's*
Where on the planet does the average pack of cigarettes have 12? Every pack I've ever seen has 20.
@@MisterMelvinheimer in mexico they have 25 a pack and there cheaper too
12 pack of cigs?
Where i live a 20 pack is about 6.50
*MATHEMATICS*
Man I thought I was gonna watch the Smokers version of Wii Fit
Not 120 Years a Japanese Cigarette Slave
this is a real thing.
*i cant convince myself that this is a tool that someone has used to get rid of their smoking addiction successfully.*
SuperMega played this once. Ryan was smoking at the time, and he got REALLY defensive and dismissive about the game. It was brilliant.
My dad used this and it actually worked. You won't beleive it but the moment i saw that stick figure I remembered. It's crazy!
@@ErikNilsen1337 i dont remember it was definitley less than a year. He lost it one day and relapsed to to my bs. He's smoked since but i remember it did work.
@@ErikNilsen1337 Yea less than before not like 1 a week but severely less.
I wish there was an AA DS game
You're not a boomer, you're the "lost generation."
Ok lost boomer.
ok loser
Can't wait for the new Kirby game, "Kirby smokes a joint"!
Can't believe the MSPA Reader has been struggling with a smoking addition
Needed a way to cope with the fact they forgot all thier friends
Doomed timeline where Friendsim and PQ didn't happen, and they fell into depression due to lack of friendship in their life
I _screamed_ when I read this
Lmao stop
This is motivating me to take up smoking
You know what they say. All smokers, smoke smoke!
“NO THEY DO NOT, THEY SMOKE CIGARETTES-“
there was an entire line of these "my coach" games. i had my french coach and my math coach, i think. they tried pushing the ds as something for all ages and as a work tool and it was insane tbh
1:20 "You know how on the DS..."
*_shows Nintendo 3DS_*
Still a ds
@@animeloveer97 Yeah, I guess.
9:05 i love how it just says "SLAVERY" up there
17:12
I know some old people that smoke, and that is an EXTREMELY accurate cough from them
I read the thumbnail as "Stop Smoking On My Couch" and honestly it got me really excited and I wanted to know more. A video game called "Stop Smoking Coach" is still pretty crazy but I gotta be honest I'm kinda disappointed. My homie is really sick of me smoking on his couch but I really like cigarettes after secs.
"Tell me where you live"
*consumes your soul*
Shame on you ubisoft!
That's Google's job!
I immediately thought of "Keep it fresh, live tobacco free."
The undertale music makes it so great
What Undertale music?
Кирилл Иванов the music throughout most of the video
@@BeatRiceIsHere The cooking music was DDLC
Bruh I thought that game died in the early2020s
Wow salty, thank you for being against vaping and smoking and actually sticking to your opinion.
some smart ass: everything shortens your life span
not gonna lie. the animations are charming as hell
I remember the first time I got a DS and my dad thought it would be hilarious to buy this for me. It's really weird to have this video remind me about the fact that this game exists. THAnkS DaD!
Finally, I can learn how to stop vaping and begin playing magic: the gathering
I wish my dad played this before he died :(
Damn dude im sl sorry for your loss, even if it was a long time ago
That DDLC background music gave me flashbacks
the doki doki music that starts playing during the cooking of cigarettes triggered something within me that i forgot i had
6:43 as soon as salty pronounce the n in the little nicotine monster I got scared
Ey I'm the person who requested you watch the Mario pissing series at 10:23 . Trust me you need to watch it it's amazing.
Seconding this. It's an amazing rabbit hole that would make for a good HYHA video imo.
I still can't belive Blaze disowned his gift to the world.
Hahaha
T I M E T O T A K E A P I S S
I didn’t even know it was a thing! I saw one episode and me and my cousin were hooked.
I’m pretty sure Robin is now having a TV show about quitting addictions. We need to get Salty on there.
Screw it I'm getting a DS emulator and downloading a rom of this game just to say that I'm like 20 and have been smoking for 69 years
Google Play has emulators, I'm about to download one and find the game.
Emulator? Who on this green earth doesn't have a DS?
unfortunately you cant say youve been smoking for more years than youve been born in the game
""""""Speedrun""""""""
Thank you Grayfruit, very cool
Decided to look up Allen Carr. Died of lung cancer on the 29th of November 2006.
R.I.P Allen Carr
(1934-2006.)
thats a little ironic but rip
But Salty... Mario taught kids the dangers of smoking...
*_”IF YA DO DRUGS, YA GO TO HELL-“_*
*_"-while you're alive."_*
Remember kids, if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die
Don't forget the rest of the quote "-BEFORE you die" which means you will suffer eternally and never die in the flaming pits of hell
Salty's character experience the entirety of 20th century Japanese history from the Meji restoration to the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Probably spent that entire time smoking thou
14:00 hotel smoke
Salty saying he's from "the 1800s" when he was born in 1899 feels like when I joke that I'm an 80's kid because I was born in 1989.
11:06 Saltydkdan predicted the future and the sale of 10 bajillion copies of Scarlet and Violet.
1:07 so basically the Galarian form? Also the sound editing in this one is really on point.
Why does Allen Carr look like the Nintendog's competition host, wtf.
So... this fictional character that was created is old enough to have served in both WW1 and WW2 in the Japanese military... And even when Japan was having major food shortages (and shortages in everything) towards the end of WW2, he was STILL able to smoke 100 cigarettes per day. The absolute mad lad. Also, there's a chance this guy would literally be a war criminal, so that's lovely.
the fact that 1000 yen is actually extremely close to the cost of a pack of cigarettes in most us states is hilarious to me because salty seemed to think it was so much money
4:48 apparently allen carr himself actually did smoke 100 cigarettes per day before he quit
Source: trust me bro
thank you for the meme format at 11:18, will definitely find much use in 2020.
"Mr. Allen Carr, can I call you 'Mr.?'"
I'm gonna start using that.
I think the game says you can continue smoking is to encourage weaning off instead of quitting cold-turkey. Based off the info available to me, quitting tends to be harder when you're entirely deprived of the nicotine that got you hooked and might end in rebound. That's why smokeless nicotine is a thing (patches, vapes, gum, etc.)
Now I can stop smoking, thanks saltydkdan
And from your profile picture you switched to weed?
can't wait until someone makes a creepypasta about this with realistic blood in 5 years
That could actually work
What if I make one now?
This video reminds me of my uncle who smoked he died of cancer a few years back I still miss him. This game is what I would have given him if I saw it in a store.
17:32 dam i thought this was rated E but fuck they blew him up.
could you imagine a family member giving this to you because they are genuinely worried
The sequel to this game was announced for the Nintendo Switch to get the teens off Juul Pods.
Dead serious?
@@Quackervoltz it was a joke lmao
@@alexalbright9600 Sorry. Sometimes I have trouble understanding jokes sometimes.
A tried so fucking hard not to spit my water out of my mouth onto my computer when you were trying to stay in the crowd but you mentioned anime and lost to addiction. I didn’t spit the water out but holy shit I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath
5:49 "if you're lucky you will still be alive!" HOW THE FUCK DOES A ENTITY EVEN FUCKING SMOKE 4 MILLION CIGARETTES
ironic that salty's laugh sounds like he's a smoker lmao
"Don't worry, we won't be lecturing you."
(spends the entire rest of the game lecturing you)
Bruh if my fam smokes, I’m pulling up with the ds
Salty's person was born in 1899, lived through the Russo-Japanese war, World War 1, was more then likely drafted into the army for the invasion of manchuria, second sino-japanese war, and world war 2, the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and the occupation of Japan, and then stayed alive until today.
OK cool, now we have a Kirby that when he inhales a cigar, he can now blow a huge amount of smoke to propel Kirby and stun enemies.
WE HAVE MADE A NEW KIRBY POWER
But when you use it I halves Kirby’s health permanently
15:59
*Music starts to play*
Now I face out
I hold out
I reach out to the truth of my life
Seeking to seize on the whole moment
To now break away
Oh God let me out
Can you let me out
Can you set me free from this dark inner world
Save me now
Last beat in the soul
They had this on iOS back in the iPhone 4 days. I had no idea they made it for the DS 😂
“I don’t know who that little stick guy is, but I kinda wanna beat him to death”
Poor salty, he was born a few years right after the great steel ball run race
Salty has smoked since the events of Red Dead Redemption 2
I almost spit when the regular show theme played as Robin formed into Richard Simmons
16:28 salty, you don't to become a freaking real cost ad
5:55 isn't that the plot to an episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel?
yes it is
1:29 look it's that guy who voted for squid and everyone hated him
this is the first youtuber i've seen use the dark theme on the 3ds home screen. what a legend
That “I’m 120 years old, i smoke 100 packs a days a day and i’m somehow still alive. *I need to die.* ” part made me Lmao
Salty is DIO confirmed
Tbf there's a lot of supercentenarians in Japan lmao
Especially in Okinawa, where there’s more centenarians than any other place on Earth.
‘do you carry meat on you at all times?’
all men: *well no, but actually yes*
I just love that 1M people have seen Salty trying to stop smoking