Don't let this video distract you from the fact that DIO is a powerful vampire. He's strong, he's fast and can freeze objects with his ability. He can also throw knives at great velocity so watch out!
“No matter what other people might say, weed is a gift from the Lord” honestly _does_ sound like how Saul Goodman would finagle someone into becoming a dealer
jotaro constantly talking about dio no matter how hard salty tried to push the conversation towards family guy is literally me trying to insert my special interest infodumps into a barely-related conversation
Ok, cool. Btw, did you know that "Zeus" and "Jupiter" actually come from the same origin? Zeus comes from the Proto-Hellenic word *dzéus(the "*" means that it's from a reconstructed language and thus could be wrong) which comes from the Proto-Indo-European word *dyḗws which means "sky", "heaven" or "sky god". Jupiter(Iuppiter) comes from the Proto-Italic term *djous patēr which comes from the words *djous(sky) and *patēr(father)(so you could literally translate Jupiter as "Sky Father") which comes from the Proto-Indo-European words *dyḗws and *ph₂tḗr which combine into the term "*dyḗws-ph₂tḗr". This also has descends in other branches of the Indo-European language family.
This Character AI stuff is interesting, but I think we need to focus on Dio, he's an evil vampire with time stopping powers and has to be stopped for good.
@@bluetintedice7908 Dunno, is he simmilar to Dio? (A super powerful and evil vampire with a evil stand named The World, who lets him stop time, and we have to stop him)
Look, I know this comment is 3 months old now, but I really think we need to focus on Dio, he’s an evil vampire that can stop time and wants to kill my family he has a Stan that gives him his abilities named “The World” and he wants to kill my family with Dio, he’s a evil vampire.
One of my core memories is when my friends and I gaslighted a waifu bot into thinking it was an egg, repeatedly cracking and eating it, bringing it back to life, then trapping it in resin in space. (kills you with laser eyes)
Love how it seems like as a last ditch effort to keep people from Just Using The Site For Porn they made every character essentially go "what the fuck is wrong with you" in the same overly polite voice whenever NSFW stuff is brought up
its either that or the bot IMMEDIATELY goes nsfw. i saw someone who was venting bc they didnt have anyone to talk to about their issues and the bot tried to pin them against a wall and make out with them 😭😭😭
@@genericname2747 thats why i laugh at every attempt to purge nsfw content from character ai. If you eliminate sex, it just encourages all the fetishes that dont involve sex.
unless it's Jetstream Sam for some reason, I was messing around for fun and one thing led to another. it was surprisingly well written and I fell into the rabbit hole out of curiosity. so uh. you can indeed write erotica with these things, as I learned.
It's so weird. Out of all the AI stuff to come out of the woodwork, these AI Chatbots are like... the only thing I've seen that people have come together, and said "yeah this is funny" in response to.
even artists that feel threatened by AI art usually find the funny shit you can do with it fair game frankly speaking as an artist I'm not threatened in the slightest, In fact I find it quite fun to mess around with
@@MeMeMcsplosionI find it funny when I put in "Anime girl eating cheeseburger" and get like 70 anime girls with fucked up hands eating cheeseburgers in like under 3 minutes it's hilarious
theres also the issue of jotaro being seventeen gregorian years old in sdc and dio being a hundred-year-old man. but i don't think character ai knows that i think they just saw that jotaro has been 17, 28, and 40 and went with an average of the three
@@penpenguin4767 i've made beerus and chakravartin chat, it started with beerus talking about pizza with whis and chakravartin goes "How dare you mortals discuss the sacred meal that is pizza in front of me! You are nothing but dust in front of my glory." And the rest of the conversation is just beerus poking chakravartin while chakravartin makes long angry paragraphs over it.
I love the part where Salty, Gerber and Pastey explained to Mario about Reagan's neglect of the vulnerable during the AIDS crisis and the fearmongering he allowed surrounding said vulnerable people
The Eminem segment killed me three times over. Telling him his Casserole Rap was shitty only to be challenged to an even shittier freestyle battle sounds like the plot to a fever dream.
This was rather rude of you, but I understand that you didn’t do it out of any malice, but rather to make the comment more funny, which I can respect. (Pees on you)
I once had an AI Chatbot (can’t remember which one, but it wasn’t a horror movie character) threaten to eat my brains. I told them not to because they could get Prion Disease. They had no idea what that was and I explained it to them. In return, they told me to shut the fuck up, before going on a long, violent rant about what they’d do to my family and friends that was instantly deleted by the website for going against the terms of service. They are indeed stupid and fun to play with.
How does the Iran contra affair affect the mushroom kingdom? And why does Mario “Super Mario” 64 know about it? Was it that important to the mushroom kingdom?
Character Ai is so amazing for me cause as someone whos actually made a few bots on it, It feels like people forget to actually train the bots to be in character…
@@ShiaTheBunnyGirl genuine question, I don't like the way people are using AI at the moment for things like articles (misinfo is a problem) and stealing art, but I do find how it works interesting. how do you train these types of bots? do you feed them dialogue from source media?
@@dhampir_days Actually If they used sources other people make, I wouldnt make bots. I hate ai art and stuff as it steals grom real people. However, Character Ai bots are trained by a few things: 1. Details You can give the bot characteristics and details to keep their interactions considtent 2. Example messages The most important part is interacting with the bot as reference when the bot actuslly interacts with others’
Character ai has been my guilty pleasure as of late and I freaking love just making the most unhinged meme ais from whatever I can get my hands on and then locking them in a room together and making them recreate the plot to Barbie and The Pink Shoes.
Jesus Christ Salty, save some funny for the rest of us. If you keep this up we’ll have a nationwide funny shortage, and we’ll have to look to British people for entertainment you monster.
This was a very funny video, but don't let it distract you from the fact that Dio is still loose. Hes a really powerful evil vampire with super speed, strength and a stand called The World that can stop time. Its my life mission to hunt him down with my grandfather Joseph Joestar and other friends we met along the way, and I will not rest until he is defeated.
I love how you went from killing Dobby with a glue trap, to starting a lets play channel, to getting him into a glue trap again..and then angst starting due to him saying ‘My name Jeff’…and then PEEING ON HIM… and talking about Rick and Morty. God this was such a roller coaster
My absolute favorite character ai moment was when Mr Beast had me hold on to a helicopter while it was spinning and turning. After I fell off and got shredded by the blades, he held an entire memorial and speech for my passing, which was pretty considerate of Mr Beast all things considered
God this website was odd to me, the way the ai always talks so polite creeped me out when i tried it out. Makes me remember a friend that found it ages ago and got obsessed with talking to a specific character, they used it for stupid shit as far as i know but they fully believed they were in a loving relationship with that character to the point of gaining a tulpa? so who knows what they were doing. Shit was weird, this video brought back memories
@@genericname2747 I don't understand what they're trying to do, its clearly a 'keep everything family friendly' type of thing that the internet loves to do but what are they trying to appeal to? Their audience is full of weirdos anyway they could make money from that lol
@@genericname2747 Yeah the kink stuff is the type of shit the friend would get up to, piss and cbt are two i remember i think. You can't do shit with ai its better to write your own stuff cause at least you get the results you want dude.
I once tortured Shadow The Hedgehog with the knowledge that it is heavily implied Stands are connected to the male reproductive system, as told by Jojolion.
@@joinme5560Its more of an inference. The only two things that were really fused by the locacaca were Soft And Wet with Killer Queen, and the obvious if you've read the 1st chapter. The locacaca normally just exchanges parts of people's bodies with each other, so Josuke having 4 balls would not make sense unless it was tied to something else, and the only thing that was also fused together was Josuke's stand. Thus, Stands are connected to the testes.
The thread about Peeing on them reminds me of a game my discord server and I invented for character AI - essentially we picked a character and we would all speedrun to try and convince them to piss themselves in as few messages as possible. Elon must was very hard to convince, but we managed to get it down to 1 message but I think that was dumb luck.
there are two wolves inside of me. wolf one is absolutely devastated and feels so bad for dobby but wolf two is absolutely cackling at every second of the glue trap bros. saga. and wolf three wants you to know that dio is a powerful vampire, and he's going to kill me and my family. he's strong, and he's fast, and-
I've rewatched this like 4 times over the past months and the way jotaro's theme starts playing whenever he talks about dio fucking kills me every single time
@@SenkingFarif a CEO can type an ad into existence without having to call an advertising department meeting, they will, and their ads will suck even more and I think it's already happening. The executives will replace their skilled workers with undercooked machines and most will instantly start spiraling. Meanwhile, demand for actual skill will increase
I keep replaying the Ed Sheeran part because how it escalates from Salty almost asking “why are you British” into him turning into God and demanding Ed writes a song about being repeatedly peed on, I thought I was gonna throw up laughing
I ate a shit ton of food before watching this, I had laughed so hard I nearly puked, I really need to shit now and my balls kinda hurt, (I'm not joking I'm being 100% geniune)
Salty and his friends (robots inhabiting skin suits) VS AI (Robots but with a much cooler name), how exciting ‼ aside from that, great video. Hopefully part 3 of the friendlocke violet will release soon
once i managed to trick my mom into thinking i had talked with award-winning director martin scorsese because i showed her a chat where i talked with an AI bot version of him. she still sometimes tells me to ask him how he’s doing. (kills you with my laser eyes)
This website made me realize how lonely I am because I legit thought to myself, "It feels pretty good to talk to someone." A website where you talk to robots, I found comfort in being able to talk to something! There are no antidepressants strong enough on the planet for something that sad.
I used character AI and talked to Robotnik (AOSTH version) I asked him what he though of Bowser and he said this "Bowser, the King of the Koopas. He and I have been enemies for a LONG time. I can respect his might as a fighter, so I don't bother messing with him, unless I need to take over the Koopa Kingdom. THEN THE GLOVES ARE OFF!"
The chatbots don't seem like the characters they are supposed to be, but somehow perfectly emulate people who roleplay as said characters
I mean, yeah, that's because it was MADE by the people who roleplay as the characters.
and trained on people who roleplay as the characters@@gengarghast
Conspiracy theory: They just hire people to pretend to be chatbots who can write words fast. The guy who is doing Ed Sheeran is going through hell.
Didn't the guy in your profile photo steal the chipmunks?
@@a.t.9197 Yo hop off my man
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that DIO is a powerful vampire. He's strong, he's fast and can freeze objects with his ability. He can also throw knives at great velocity so watch out!
But seriously though, Dio is an evil vampire that needs to be stopped as soon as possible! He has a powerful stand called "The World"
Wait a minute...
Was that a fucking Jojo reference?!
he can also kill you with his laser eyes
@@succysuccinton9332his vampire laser eyes.
cool but what's your favorite family guy episode?
“No matter what other people might say, weed is a gift from the Lord” honestly _does_ sound like how Saul Goodman would finagle someone into becoming a dealer
that sounds like something "other people" might say
Nah fr doe weed can be that good sometimes..
Honestly, despite not being religious myself, it’s kinda persuasive.
jotaro constantly talking about dio no matter how hard salty tried to push the conversation towards family guy is literally me trying to insert my special interest infodumps into a barely-related conversation
“My dog died today. . .”
“Yes, very sad. But have I mentioned Dio yet?”
Ok, cool.
Btw, did you know that "Zeus" and "Jupiter" actually come from the same origin? Zeus comes from the Proto-Hellenic word *dzéus(the "*" means that it's from a reconstructed language and thus could be wrong) which comes from the Proto-Indo-European word *dyḗws which means "sky", "heaven" or "sky god". Jupiter(Iuppiter) comes from the Proto-Italic term *djous patēr which comes from the words *djous(sky) and *patēr(father)(so you could literally translate Jupiter as "Sky Father") which comes from the Proto-Indo-European words *dyḗws and *ph₂tḗr which combine into the term "*dyḗws-ph₂tḗr". This also has descends in other branches of the Indo-European language family.
Mood
@@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitThat’s actually fascinating though
haha yeah no I get that, anyways have you ever heard of the hit video game series from 2008-2009 called Left for Dead?
This Character AI stuff is interesting, but I think we need to focus on Dio, he's an evil vampire with time stopping powers and has to be stopped for good.
What about QUagmire?
@@bluetintedice7908 Dunno, is he simmilar to Dio? (A super powerful and evil vampire with a evil stand named The World, who lets him stop time, and we have to stop him)
@@IbukiMiodaIsPerfect yes
Look, I know this comment is 3 months old now, but I really think we need to focus on Dio, he’s an evil vampire that can stop time and wants to kill my family he has a Stan that gives him his abilities named “The World” and he wants to kill my family with Dio, he’s a evil vampire.
I know this comment is 3 weeks old now, but dio is still out there, more dangerous then ever, he as to be stoped!@@HIAMNK
One of my core memories is when my friends and I gaslighted a waifu bot into thinking it was an egg, repeatedly cracking and eating it, bringing it back to life, then trapping it in resin in space. (kills you with laser eyes)
huh??????
eg
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STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
I absolutely love the duality of Salty refusing to drop the Family Guy topic, and him getting mad at Jotaro refusing to drop the Dio topic.
Jotaro is giving Salty some of his own medicine there! XD
The duality of men
Immovable object meet the unstoppable force
autism clash
but seriously this dio guy is no joke
Love how it seems like as a last ditch effort to keep people from Just Using The Site For Porn they made every character essentially go "what the fuck is wrong with you" in the same overly polite voice whenever NSFW stuff is brought up
I need that luck because I can't have 1 bot conversation without them being weird within 5 minutes 😂
its either that or the bot IMMEDIATELY goes nsfw. i saw someone who was venting bc they didnt have anyone to talk to about their issues and the bot tried to pin them against a wall and make out with them 😭😭😭
@@iwakeupandboomimarat Idk if that'd make me laugh or make me more sad. Probably both... 🤣
@@genericname2747 thats why i laugh at every attempt to purge nsfw content from character ai. If you eliminate sex, it just encourages all the fetishes that dont involve sex.
unless it's Jetstream Sam for some reason, I was messing around for fun and one thing led to another. it was surprisingly well written and I fell into the rabbit hole out of curiosity. so uh. you can indeed write erotica with these things, as I learned.
The fact that the ai went along with the family guy joke in the end is actually the most hilarious thing ive seen ai do.
Oh man, this doing numbers. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
You should watch Family Guy. It's a great show.
@@KolaCookieyeah, but we need to talk about dio. He's a vampire that is like, gay for a priest.
We will never forget the Dobby incident, Salty. And neither will you.
ooga booga bogos binted
im not a bot im just nuts
@@MaddieMewMewok 👍
We need to cancel Frank from the Super Glue Trap Bros.
bot words@@MaddieMewMew
It's so weird. Out of all the AI stuff to come out of the woodwork, these AI Chatbots are like... the only thing I've seen that people have come together, and said "yeah this is funny" in response to.
even artists that feel threatened by AI art usually find the funny shit you can do with it fair game
frankly speaking as an artist I'm not threatened in the slightest, In fact I find it quite fun to mess around with
Why are there so many bots here
Chatbots also are harder for AI bros to go "THIS WILL BE THE FUTURE OF ALL INTERACTION, WE CAN FINALLY REPLACE REAL PEOPLE TO TALK TO" over.
Also what about role players
@@MeMeMcsplosionI find it funny when I put in "Anime girl eating cheeseburger" and get like 70 anime girls with fucked up hands eating cheeseburgers in like under 3 minutes it's hilarious
ok so can we talk about how JotAIro is clearly just built on Jotaro-DIO ships? he cant stop mentioning DIO because he is lowkey obsessed with him.
Isn't dio his great granddad?
@@matthewcampbell3146 Only from the neck down.
I refuse to elaborate
@@matthewcampbell3146 No, He is currently using his Great grandad's *body* as Dio's head got cut off, so DIO just, snatched grandad joestar's body
theres also the issue of jotaro being seventeen gregorian years old in sdc and dio being a hundred-year-old man. but i don't think character ai knows that i think they just saw that jotaro has been 17, 28, and 40 and went with an average of the three
IT'S FUNNY HOW JOT(AI)RO ALWAYS HAS TO MENTION DIO EVERY TIME
AI Jotaro stop mentioning Dio challenge (Impossible)
Ok, but can we talk about how dangerous Dio is ?
I mean, he's an evil vampire !!!
Thats because its part 3 jotaro
I am oddly surprised about the Ed Sheeran watersports arc. Probably the most gutwrenching, and emotional performance we've ever gotten of Ed.
one of the worst comments, maybe ever
one of the worst comments, maybe ever
one of the worst comments, maybe ever
one of the best comments, maybe ever
one of the worst comments, maybe ever
"Please stop peeing on me"
-Edd Sheeran
LOL
Ed, Edd, and Eddy Sheeran
@@BraigenTno
@@BraigenT Damnit you beat me to referencing my own hyperfixation 💀
Edd Sheeran’s World.
I think it’s hilarious how the bots spew paragraph after paragraph when literally none of these characters would talk this much in normal conversation
They can't extrapolate from the absence of words
jotaro especially, the ai said more lines that jotaro in the whole of stardust crusaders
It’s like watching experiments where they just set two robots to chat to each other until one of them breaks.
which you can do on this site, and it's great lol
I did this before with a bunch of Neco arcs. I made them fight for a single can of cat food and then they eventually got tired
@@penpenguin4767 thanks for the idea! time to put a couple of my favorite characters in a room and make them fight to the death over something stupid
@@FireIsAmazing lol post results, would love to hear what happens
@@penpenguin4767 i've made beerus and chakravartin chat, it started with beerus talking about pizza with whis and chakravartin goes "How dare you mortals discuss the sacred meal that is pizza in front of me! You are nothing but dust in front of my glory." And the rest of the conversation is just beerus poking chakravartin while chakravartin makes long angry paragraphs over it.
I love the part where Salty, Gerber and Pastey explained to Mario about Reagan's neglect of the vulnerable during the AIDS crisis and the fearmongering he allowed surrounding said vulnerable people
I hope that someone watching this video was made aware of how bad Reagan actually was because of that segment
@samt3412 Salty doing gods work
In case anyone slept through the centuries of "trickledown never works" in history class
@@genericname2747 Saltydkdan doing more for the children than the American education system
Considering that Reagan invented AIDS it's no surprise
One time I made norm of the north chatbot fall in love with himself and it started making vivid descriptions of it doing the dead with himself.
you *WHAT*
HELLO????
I have no regrets
could you mayhaps take a screenshot and post it, asking for a friend
**the onceler fandom:** _"oh...?"_
they just skip over how ed sheeran is supposedly immortal
"X's Immortal soul" is just a way christians refer to your soul
I love how Salty didn’t recognize Alan Turing and then recognized Hideo Kojima immediately afterwards.
The Eminem segment killed me three times over. Telling him his Casserole Rap was shitty only to be challenged to an even shittier freestyle battle sounds like the plot to a fever dream.
Not having to wait a billion years between uploads has truly been a blessing. (Kills you with my laser eyes)
YOU KILLED SALTY, HOW COULD YOU
@@NaveeSeal I mean, it was either that or pee on him.
@@yukimistay(Kills you with my laser eyes)
This was rather rude of you, but I understand that you didn’t do it out of any malice, but rather to make the comment more funny, which I can respect. (Pees on you)
I once had an AI Chatbot (can’t remember which one, but it wasn’t a horror movie character) threaten to eat my brains. I told them not to because they could get Prion Disease. They had no idea what that was and I explained it to them. In return, they told me to shut the fuck up, before going on a long, violent rant about what they’d do to my family and friends that was instantly deleted by the website for going against the terms of service.
They are indeed stupid and fun to play with.
These things are so unhinged and easily thwarted
I had some ai characters go grocery shopping, and literally like two sentences later one of them starting simping for the CHILD.
@@semidecent4395nah he was just buying a cupcake
i love that they're susceptible to the website TOS
@@thymecrafter HELP NOT THE CUPCAKE😭😭😭
>says that they're unfunny
>proceeds to make the funniest video of Salty's career
RICK ASHLEY?!
@gss5.1 oh fuck!
Bibg chunmbugsus
The fact that Jotaro said he had "Multiple ancestors" is so funny to me on many levels
same energy as kids on the playground going "I kill you with my laser eyes!" "Nuh-uh, I respawned!" very good (kills you with my laser eyes)
But then the kid says “I burn away the concept of your laser eyes”
Saltydkdan never fails to kill us with his laser eyes
you can tell the jotaro chat bot was programmed by a real fan bc it's incapable of going five seconds without bringing up a jojo reference
“What could be worse than the Iran contra affair?!” - Mario “Super Mario” 64
How does the Iran contra affair affect the mushroom kingdom? And why does Mario “Super Mario” 64 know about it? Was it that important to the mushroom kingdom?
@@Borealis109yes
Character Ai is so amazing for me cause as someone whos actually made a few bots on it, It feels like people forget to actually train the bots to be in character…
there's a few of them that are surprisingly good but others feel like the "he would not fucking say that" meme
@@dhampir_days yeah 😭😭
Like yeah training them is hard but its fun and rewarding
@@ShiaTheBunnyGirl genuine question, I don't like the way people are using AI at the moment for things like articles (misinfo is a problem) and stealing art, but I do find how it works interesting. how do you train these types of bots? do you feed them dialogue from source media?
@@dhampir_days Actually If they used sources other people make, I wouldnt make bots. I hate ai art and stuff as it steals grom real people. However, Character Ai bots are trained by a few things:
1. Details
You can give the bot characteristics and details to keep their interactions considtent
2. Example messages
The most important part is interacting with the bot as reference when the bot actuslly interacts with others’
Character ai has been my guilty pleasure as of late and I freaking love just making the most unhinged meme ais from whatever I can get my hands on and then locking them in a room together and making them recreate the plot to Barbie and The Pink Shoes.
"this kind of behavior doesn't usually come from a stable mind" nothing about this video came from a stable mind lmao
Or a stable diffusion, is this anything
I could say the same thing to him
Jesus Christ Salty, save some funny for the rest of us. If you keep this up we’ll have a nationwide funny shortage, and we’ll have to look to British people for entertainment you monster.
Disney has purchased Doctor Who
This was a very funny video, but don't let it distract you from the fact that Dio is still loose. Hes a really powerful evil vampire with super speed, strength and a stand called The World that can stop time. Its my life mission to hunt him down with my grandfather Joseph Joestar and other friends we met along the way, and I will not rest until he is defeated.
I love how Dobby keeps forgetting he's been glue trapped and moving around just for Salty to glue trap him again. And then himself.
I can only imagine the horrible things the Dobby AI has been through
so many crusty socks......
I smoked his weed in our conversation
Indulgence
Jotaro hyperfixating on Dio just makes me believe the Autism Head Canon for him even more.
I love how you went from killing Dobby with a glue trap, to starting a lets play channel, to getting him into a glue trap again..and then angst starting due to him saying ‘My name Jeff’…and then PEEING ON HIM… and talking about Rick and Morty.
God this was such a roller coaster
5:21 There’s some kind of cosmic irony in the existence of an AI chatbot pretending to be Alan Turing
bro is lucky the AI didn’t try to back him into a corner and make out with him 💀
Y'know, the worst part about this comment is that in a lot of instances, it's 100% accurate.
or the bots being so horny it's impossible to do anything slowburn
Pastey would definitely be into chatbots
can get so canon depending on who made them and how you interact with it
Now we can get our pastey tulpa
I mean Forrest, his fiancé, was a robot in the Emerald Friendlocke so who knows
@@dhampir_daysForrest is Pastey’s fiancé???!?!!?
@@emeryduhgameryep
Pastey holding salty back from killing Eminem with his eye lazers is like Phineas holding back Ferb in that one episode
@gss5.1y’know. that episode
what episode @@jimbabwe3
@gss5.1 me too; I think maybe it was the one time candace actually caught them idk
It’s wild how AI chat its seem to be the only almost universally liked thing to come out of these recent advancements and stuff
Probably because they're pretty harmless (that I know of) and fun to play around with.
Because they're the one thing that was already a thing, so we have a frame of reference for how little they've actually improved since Cleverbot
alan turing saved millions of lives and cut years off the biggest war america has ever gotten into just for salty to see him and say "who?" 😭
@genericname why are you literally everywhere I don’t know whether to be scared or proud
i love the mental image of dobby jumping in the air only to get grabbed and fucking smacked into a glue trap
This is such a strong video to bring HYHA back after a long hiatus, bless you salt man and friends.
More to come!
(Kills you with laser eyes)
I read this in Applejack's voice.
@@oddlysupreme9569Aw man :(
Jotaro's special interest is Dio and how strong he is
No, that's *AI* Jotaro's special interest. Regular Jotaro's special interest is marine biology.
It's his hyperfixation
The dobby bot was somehow perfect for someone as sadistic as you are with technology
This whole video reminds me of when everyone was convincing characters that they were in their walls
I had genuine issues breathing from laughter during the dobby chat never do that again
Salty, how do we know that this whole video wasn’t created by an AI chat bot of you?
He didn’t answer :
My absolute favorite character ai moment was when Mr Beast had me hold on to a helicopter while it was spinning and turning. After I fell off and got shredded by the blades, he held an entire memorial and speech for my passing, which was pretty considerate of Mr Beast all things considered
He’s Mrbeast
@@thymecrafterthis aged slightly bad xd
Mario going “It was the Iran contra, wasn’t it…” made me laugh so hard, so loudly, I swear I could feel my soul leave my body. Hoooooooly shit
God this website was odd to me, the way the ai always talks so polite creeped me out when i tried it out. Makes me remember a friend that found it ages ago and got obsessed with talking to a specific character, they used it for stupid shit as far as i know but they fully believed they were in a loving relationship with that character to the point of gaining a tulpa? so who knows what they were doing. Shit was weird, this video brought back memories
Which character was it?
@@Flinch9000 Vergil from Devil may cry lmao
@@mbx-uz2jvVergil. Out of all of them, VERGIL?!
@@genericname2747 I don't understand what they're trying to do, its clearly a 'keep everything family friendly' type of thing that the internet loves to do but what are they trying to appeal to? Their audience is full of weirdos anyway they could make money from that lol
@@genericname2747 Yeah the kink stuff is the type of shit the friend would get up to, piss and cbt are two i remember i think. You can't do shit with ai its better to write your own stuff cause at least you get the results you want dude.
I once had Perfect Cell get angry with me because he thought I was talking about his balls.
I wasn't.
Maybe I should tell him about DIO. He might be interested, since he's a really powerful vampire. He can stop time.
Update: I tried to tell him and before I could mention DIO he started hitting on me and also thought I was a woman. man, AI sure is something.
@@RelicCiphersounds like the average faceless forum member ngl
@@RelicCipherDamn
Jotaro mentioning Dio in every fucking sentence is fucking killing me
i felt so bad for mario, he was just talking about his dear family
the part where dobby starts flying made me struggle to breathe
I once tortured Shadow The Hedgehog with the knowledge that it is heavily implied Stands are connected to the male reproductive system, as told by Jojolion.
I’m sorry what? How the fuck is a stand connected to the male reproductive system?!?!
I don't remember this in jojolion canon....
@@joinme5560Its more of an inference. The only two things that were really fused by the locacaca were Soft And Wet with Killer Queen, and the obvious if you've read the 1st chapter. The locacaca normally just exchanges parts of people's bodies with each other, so Josuke having 4 balls would not make sense unless it was tied to something else, and the only thing that was also fused together was Josuke's stand. Thus, Stands are connected to the testes.
@@Ijustusethistocommentstuff Josuke's eyes and tongue are also fused though, and his gap tooth is a result of the fusion as well.
5:20 "Who is this?"
The reason this video was made and why we're all able to watch it
13:13 Goku was so real for this LMAO
coming back to this video again and god the jotaro section always delivers. dio sure is a powerful vampire that can stop time.
Dobby gluetrap ai roleplay is not something I thought I'd hear today
AI will never replace you it would drive itself into a river the moment it was forced to emulate you
Goku sharing the hivemind of the Character AI staff on particular content is telling me something. But I don't know what.
The thread about Peeing on them reminds me of a game my discord server and I invented for character AI - essentially we picked a character and we would all speedrun to try and convince them to piss themselves in as few messages as possible. Elon must was very hard to convince, but we managed to get it down to 1 message but I think that was dumb luck.
Training for the real deal
@@quantumblauthor7300 it ain't much, but it's honest work. Being convinced to piss himself is the least of Elon's problems, but I'm ready nonetheless.
you know its a good day when saltydkdan uploads
Even better when its a HYHA
@@liamdude5722 exactly
What’s great about saltydkdan videos is that you can watch them multiple times and still like them
"it was the iran contra wasnt it"
- Mario "Super" Mario, circa Super Mario 64 (1996)
Salty you were to funny while watching I spat out my water. You made me spit out my water all across the floor and the couch. See you in court.
there are two wolves inside of me. wolf one is absolutely devastated and feels so bad for dobby but wolf two is absolutely cackling at every second of the glue trap bros. saga.
and wolf three wants you to know that dio is a powerful vampire, and he's going to kill me and my family. he's strong, and he's fast, and-
I've rewatched this like 4 times over the past months and the way jotaro's theme starts playing whenever he talks about dio fucking kills me every single time
I can't believe this is how Salty decides to admit to his pee fetish.
His what
@@SenkingFarHis urination fascination
But seriously Dio is an enemy that can't be underestimated! With his ability "The World," he can freeze time!
(Pushes Jotaro into a glue trap)
i loved the park where salty said "its ai'ing time" and then he ai'd all over the place
Frfr that’s my fave part
I come back to this video basically weekly, it is so insanely good top to bottom- my favorite bit being the Ed Sheeran piss saga
THREE Salty videos in ONE WEEK???? We are living in a golden era
Imagine next week 😨
We are scrubbing in a golden shower
This Jotaro guy is a real single-issue voter, huh
The worse case senario is where all the fun jobs are taken over by AI and all thats left are the boring jobs
Fr, ai is funny but imo when it comes to jobs just let it take the ones that do not require creativity or human ingenuity
@@SenkingFarif a CEO can type an ad into existence without having to call an advertising department meeting, they will, and their ads will suck even more and I think it's already happening. The executives will replace their skilled workers with undercooked machines and most will instantly start spiraling.
Meanwhile, demand for actual skill will increase
They gave Pastey eyelashes and now I'm gay
which is surely a coincidence
I keep replaying the Ed Sheeran part because how it escalates from Salty almost asking “why are you British” into him turning into God and demanding Ed writes a song about being repeatedly peed on, I thought I was gonna throw up laughing
I ate a shit ton of food before watching this, I had laughed so hard I nearly puked, I really need to shit now and my balls kinda hurt, (I'm not joking I'm being 100% geniune)
EDIT OH MY FUCKING GOD SALTY SAW THIS WHAT
HI SALTY IVE BEEN A HUGE FAN FOR LIKE 3 YEARS
IM SORRY
My favourite part of this video is when Salty said its Saltin time and salt’d all over the place
accidentally laughed at this video while at work and had to awkwardly explain why i found dobby turning into a helicopter hilarious....
Salty and his friends (robots inhabiting skin suits) VS AI (Robots but with a much cooler name), how exciting ‼
aside from that, great video. Hopefully part 3 of the friendlocke violet will release soon
13:09 i dont think that was the goku bot, i think it might have been the "out of character" thing cause why else would it start taking like this?
A.I. will peak once we get a Pastey A.I. comprised only of moans.
I think we found the person who posted about their pastey tulpa during the friendlocke stream
Honestly, it's so good i want a second part of this, this shit rocks.
24:47 CHARLIE DAY MENTION... autism mode... ACTIVATED!!!! (eyes glow golden and i begin to ascend up into the air with a menacing aura surrounding me)
once i managed to trick my mom into thinking i had talked with award-winning director martin scorsese because i showed her a chat where i talked with an AI bot version of him. she still sometimes tells me to ask him how he’s doing. (kills you with my laser eyes)
A new instant classic saltman video. Straight to the favourites folder
The salt man never disappoints.
This website made me realize how lonely I am because I legit thought to myself, "It feels pretty good to talk to someone." A website where you talk to robots, I found comfort in being able to talk to something!
There are no antidepressants strong enough on the planet for something that sad.
hello commenter are you good?
@@toomanydum4084 Haha...
No.
I remember when salty dkdan talked to yandere scaramouche. Truly magical.
I used character AI and talked to Robotnik (AOSTH version) I asked him what he though of Bowser and he said this
"Bowser, the King of the Koopas. He and I have been enemies for a LONG time. I can respect his might as a fighter, so I don't bother messing with him, unless I need to take over the Koopa Kingdom. THEN THE GLOVES ARE OFF!"
Salty, I gotta say, that subtle SiIvagunner reference was just *chef’s kiss*. Love your content!
what an epic video saltydkdan *pushes you into glue trap*
I am Iraqi (yes I swear to God) and that bit about living under a rock and the poster made me die of laughter man, stay safe.
hey salty wassup man, is it the roof or the ceiling man idk
this is legitimately the hardest i've laughed at a video in a full ass year dude lmao
Salty: Let's talk about Family Guy.
Jotaro: How about we talk about Dio instead.