HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: A.I. Chat Bots

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  • @Boyslug
    @Boyslug ปีที่แล้ว +4243

    The chatbots don't seem like the characters they are supposed to be, but somehow perfectly emulate people who roleplay as said characters

    • @gengarghast
      @gengarghast ปีที่แล้ว +635

      I mean, yeah, that's because it was MADE by the people who roleplay as the characters.

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG ปีที่แล้ว +337

      and trained on people who roleplay as the characters@@gengarghast

    • @Ijustusethistocommentstuff
      @Ijustusethistocommentstuff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conspiracy theory: They just hire people to pretend to be chatbots who can write words fast. The guy who is doing Ed Sheeran is going through hell.

    • @a.t.9197
      @a.t.9197 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Didn't the guy in your profile photo steal the chipmunks?

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@a.t.9197 Yo hop off my man

  • @CatOfCosmos
    @CatOfCosmos ปีที่แล้ว +5968

    Don't let this video distract you from the fact that DIO is a powerful vampire. He's strong, he's fast and can freeze objects with his ability. He can also throw knives at great velocity so watch out!

    • @anyderrosek9272
      @anyderrosek9272 ปีที่แล้ว +663

      But seriously though, Dio is an evil vampire that needs to be stopped as soon as possible! He has a powerful stand called "The World"

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Wait a minute...
      Was that a fucking Jojo reference?!

    • @succysuccinton9332
      @succysuccinton9332 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      he can also kill you with his laser eyes

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@succysuccinton9332his vampire laser eyes.

    • @ykobi
      @ykobi ปีที่แล้ว +53

      cool but what's your favorite family guy episode?

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness ปีที่แล้ว +3267

    “No matter what other people might say, weed is a gift from the Lord” honestly _does_ sound like how Saul Goodman would finagle someone into becoming a dealer

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust ปีที่แล้ว +52

      that sounds like something "other people" might say

    • @magemash2390
      @magemash2390 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nah fr doe weed can be that good sometimes..

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly, despite not being religious myself, it’s kinda persuasive.

  • @spiderplants
    @spiderplants ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    jotaro constantly talking about dio no matter how hard salty tried to push the conversation towards family guy is literally me trying to insert my special interest infodumps into a barely-related conversation

    • @komedyman7450
      @komedyman7450 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      “My dog died today. . .”
      “Yes, very sad. But have I mentioned Dio yet?”

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Ok, cool.
      Btw, did you know that "Zeus" and "Jupiter" actually come from the same origin? Zeus comes from the Proto-Hellenic word *dzéus(the "*" means that it's from a reconstructed language and thus could be wrong) which comes from the Proto-Indo-European word *dyḗws which means "sky", "heaven" or "sky god". Jupiter(Iuppiter) comes from the Proto-Italic term *djous patēr which comes from the words *djous(sky) and *patēr(father)(so you could literally translate Jupiter as "Sky Father") which comes from the Proto-Indo-European words *dyḗws and *ph₂tḗr which combine into the term "*dyḗws-ph₂tḗr". This also has descends in other branches of the Indo-European language family.

    • @henrymars6626
      @henrymars6626 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mood

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitThat’s actually fascinating though

    • @WeastTea
      @WeastTea ปีที่แล้ว +35

      haha yeah no I get that, anyways have you ever heard of the hit video game series from 2008-2009 called Left for Dead?

  • @AppleCinderr
    @AppleCinderr ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    One of my core memories is when my friends and I gaslighted a waifu bot into thinking it was an egg, repeatedly cracking and eating it, bringing it back to life, then trapping it in resin in space. (kills you with laser eyes)

  • @justanotherguywithamoustac8893
    @justanotherguywithamoustac8893 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    This Character AI stuff is interesting, but I think we need to focus on Dio, he's an evil vampire with time stopping powers and has to be stopped for good.

    • @bluetintedice7908
      @bluetintedice7908 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What about QUagmire?

    • @IbukiMiodaIsPerfect
      @IbukiMiodaIsPerfect 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@bluetintedice7908 Dunno, is he simmilar to Dio? (A super powerful and evil vampire with a evil stand named The World, who lets him stop time, and we have to stop him)

    • @bluetintedice7908
      @bluetintedice7908 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@IbukiMiodaIsPerfect yes

    • @HIAMNK
      @HIAMNK 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Look, I know this comment is 3 months old now, but I really think we need to focus on Dio, he’s an evil vampire that can stop time and wants to kill my family he has a Stan that gives him his abilities named “The World” and he wants to kill my family with Dio, he’s a evil vampire.

    • @-ThisIsSoSilly-
      @-ThisIsSoSilly- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I know this comment is 3 weeks old now, but dio is still out there, more dangerous then ever, he as to be stoped!@@HIAMNK

  • @vanilla_lice
    @vanilla_lice ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    I absolutely love the duality of Salty refusing to drop the Family Guy topic, and him getting mad at Jotaro refusing to drop the Dio topic.

    • @lykanaslupus
      @lykanaslupus ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Jotaro is giving Salty some of his own medicine there! XD

    • @phantommontalbanoinc.447
      @phantommontalbanoinc.447 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The duality of men

    • @Izolus
      @Izolus ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Immovable object meet the unstoppable force

    • @lightningkitten
      @lightningkitten ปีที่แล้ว +66

      autism clash

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms ปีที่แล้ว +18

      but seriously this dio guy is no joke

  • @sealoverlord5120
    @sealoverlord5120 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    ok so can we talk about how JotAIro is clearly just built on Jotaro-DIO ships? he cant stop mentioning DIO because he is lowkey obsessed with him.

    • @matthewcampbell3146
      @matthewcampbell3146 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn't dio his great granddad?

    • @johnathansmith2435
      @johnathansmith2435 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@matthewcampbell3146 Only from the neck down.
      I refuse to elaborate

    • @sealoverlord5120
      @sealoverlord5120 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@matthewcampbell3146 No, He is currently using his Great grandad's *body* as Dio's head got cut off, so DIO just, snatched grandad joestar's body

    • @catnepdotbiz
      @catnepdotbiz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      theres also the issue of jotaro being seventeen gregorian years old in sdc and dio being a hundred-year-old man. but i don't think character ai knows that i think they just saw that jotaro has been 17, 28, and 40 and went with an average of the three

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying ปีที่แล้ว +4416

    It's so weird. Out of all the AI stuff to come out of the woodwork, these AI Chatbots are like... the only thing I've seen that people have come together, and said "yeah this is funny" in response to.

    • @MeMeMcsplosion
      @MeMeMcsplosion ปีที่แล้ว +356

      even artists that feel threatened by AI art usually find the funny shit you can do with it fair game
      frankly speaking as an artist I'm not threatened in the slightest, In fact I find it quite fun to mess around with

    • @nonymouswisp8176
      @nonymouswisp8176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are there so many bots here

    • @GooBomber1
      @GooBomber1 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Chatbots also are harder for AI bros to go "THIS WILL BE THE FUTURE OF ALL INTERACTION, WE CAN FINALLY REPLACE REAL PEOPLE TO TALK TO" over.

    • @nonymouswisp8176
      @nonymouswisp8176 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also what about role players

    • @oraora8504
      @oraora8504 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      ​@@MeMeMcsplosionI find it funny when I put in "Anime girl eating cheeseburger" and get like 70 anime girls with fucked up hands eating cheeseburgers in like under 3 minutes it's hilarious

  • @dani.5087
    @dani.5087 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Love how it seems like as a last ditch effort to keep people from Just Using The Site For Porn they made every character essentially go "what the fuck is wrong with you" in the same overly polite voice whenever NSFW stuff is brought up

    • @JewelWildmoon
      @JewelWildmoon ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I need that luck because I can't have 1 bot conversation without them being weird within 5 minutes 😂

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat ปีที่แล้ว +155

      its either that or the bot IMMEDIATELY goes nsfw. i saw someone who was venting bc they didnt have anyone to talk to about their issues and the bot tried to pin them against a wall and make out with them 😭😭😭

    • @JewelWildmoon
      @JewelWildmoon ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat Idk if that'd make me laugh or make me more sad. Probably both... 🤣

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@genericname2747 thats why i laugh at every attempt to purge nsfw content from character ai. If you eliminate sex, it just encourages all the fetishes that dont involve sex.

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days ปีที่แล้ว +19

      unless it's Jetstream Sam for some reason, I was messing around for fun and one thing led to another. it was surprisingly well written and I fell into the rabbit hole out of curiosity. so uh. you can indeed write erotica with these things, as I learned.

  • @sirdootdoot2430
    @sirdootdoot2430 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    We will never forget the Dobby incident, Salty. And neither will you.

    • @MaddieMewMew
      @MaddieMewMew ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ooga booga bogos binted

    • @MaddieMewMew
      @MaddieMewMew ปีที่แล้ว +25

      im not a bot im just nuts

    • @parkervance3646
      @parkervance3646 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MaddieMewMewok 👍

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit ปีที่แล้ว +44

      We need to cancel Frank from the Super Glue Trap Bros.

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG ปีที่แล้ว

      bot words@@MaddieMewMew

  • @Thejayone962
    @Thejayone962 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    The fact that the ai went along with the family guy joke in the end is actually the most hilarious thing ive seen ai do.

    • @Thejayone962
      @Thejayone962 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh man, this doing numbers. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    • @KolaCookie
      @KolaCookie ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You should watch Family Guy. It's a great show.

    • @Kimonia6
      @Kimonia6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@KolaCookieyeah, but we need to talk about dio. He's a vampire that is like, gay for a priest.

  • @ArmoredarmadilloX
    @ArmoredarmadilloX ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    I am oddly surprised about the Ed Sheeran watersports arc. Probably the most gutwrenching, and emotional performance we've ever gotten of Ed.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      one of the worst comments, maybe ever

    • @CTGReviews
      @CTGReviews ปีที่แล้ว +14

      one of the worst comments, maybe ever

    • @cruxxxify29
      @cruxxxify29 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      one of the worst comments, maybe ever

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG ปีที่แล้ว +14

      one of the best comments, maybe ever

    • @S43K0U
      @S43K0U ปีที่แล้ว +12

      one of the worst comments, maybe ever

  • @liketrainslol420funni
    @liketrainslol420funni ปีที่แล้ว +813

    "Please stop peeing on me"
    -Edd Sheeran

    • @BananaJr0_o
      @BananaJr0_o ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @BraigenT
      @BraigenT ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ed, Edd, and Eddy Sheeran

    • @mcyum6815
      @mcyum6815 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BraigenTno

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BraigenT Damnit you beat me to referencing my own hyperfixation 💀

    • @eddyaoi
      @eddyaoi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Edd Sheeran’s World.

  • @Kimonia6
    @Kimonia6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    IT'S FUNNY HOW JOT(AI)RO ALWAYS HAS TO MENTION DIO EVERY TIME

    • @keatondrawsart
      @keatondrawsart ปีที่แล้ว +76

      AI Jotaro stop mentioning Dio challenge (Impossible)

    • @Samol0
      @Samol0 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Ok, but can we talk about how dangerous Dio is ?
      I mean, he's an evil vampire !!!

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thats because its part 3 jotaro

  • @macaronitony6993
    @macaronitony6993 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    One time I made norm of the north chatbot fall in love with himself and it started making vivid descriptions of it doing the dead with himself.

  • @Hoodles321
    @Hoodles321 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    It’s like watching experiments where they just set two robots to chat to each other until one of them breaks.

    • @qualityghost
      @qualityghost ปีที่แล้ว +97

      which you can do on this site, and it's great lol

    • @penpenguin4767
      @penpenguin4767 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I did this before with a bunch of Neco arcs. I made them fight for a single can of cat food and then they eventually got tired

    • @FireIsAmazing
      @FireIsAmazing ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@penpenguin4767 thanks for the idea! time to put a couple of my favorite characters in a room and make them fight to the death over something stupid

    • @penpenguin4767
      @penpenguin4767 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FireIsAmazing lol post results, would love to hear what happens

    • @acolossalangrybook3169
      @acolossalangrybook3169 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@penpenguin4767 i've made beerus and chakravartin chat, it started with beerus talking about pizza with whis and chakravartin goes "How dare you mortals discuss the sacred meal that is pizza in front of me! You are nothing but dust in front of my glory." And the rest of the conversation is just beerus poking chakravartin while chakravartin makes long angry paragraphs over it.

  • @Memiokoa
    @Memiokoa ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I think it’s hilarious how the bots spew paragraph after paragraph when literally none of these characters would talk this much in normal conversation

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They can't extrapolate from the absence of words

  • @alriune
    @alriune ปีที่แล้ว +444

    they just skip over how ed sheeran is supposedly immortal

    • @Lazy-Lizard
      @Lazy-Lizard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "X's Immortal soul" is just a way christians refer to your soul

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay ปีที่แล้ว +271

    you can tell the jotaro chat bot was programmed by a real fan bc it's incapable of going five seconds without bringing up a jojo reference

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I love the part where Salty, Gerber and Pastey explained to Mario about Reagan's neglect of the vulnerable during the AIDS crisis and the fearmongering he allowed surrounding said vulnerable people

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I hope that someone watching this video was made aware of how bad Reagan actually was because of that segment

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@samt3412 Salty doing gods work

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In case anyone slept through the centuries of "trickledown never works" in history class

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@genericname2747 Saltydkdan doing more for the children than the American education system

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Considering that Reagan invented AIDS it's no surprise

  • @J3tr0cks
    @J3tr0cks ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I once had an AI Chatbot (can’t remember which one, but it wasn’t a horror movie character) threaten to eat my brains. I told them not to because they could get Prion Disease. They had no idea what that was and I explained it to them. In return, they told me to shut the fuck up, before going on a long, violent rant about what they’d do to my family and friends that was instantly deleted by the website for going against the terms of service.
    They are indeed stupid and fun to play with.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      These things are so unhinged and easily thwarted

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I had some ai characters go grocery shopping, and literally like two sentences later one of them starting simping for the CHILD.

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@semidecent4395nah he was just buying a cupcake

    • @JoltedAlive
      @JoltedAlive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i love that they're susceptible to the website TOS

    • @Eepop_stuffs
      @Eepop_stuffs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@thymecrafter HELP NOT THE CUPCAKE😭😭😭

  • @Rob-pt8di
    @Rob-pt8di ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I love how Salty didn’t recognize Alan Turing and then recognized Hideo Kojima immediately afterwards.

  • @lungitylunglung
    @lungitylunglung 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    bro is lucky the AI didn’t try to back him into a corner and make out with him 💀

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Y'know, the worst part about this comment is that in a lot of instances, it's 100% accurate.

    • @salmonellaII
      @salmonellaII 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      or the bots being so horny it's impossible to do anything slowburn

  • @jayc.9968
    @jayc.9968 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "this kind of behavior doesn't usually come from a stable mind" nothing about this video came from a stable mind lmao

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or a stable diffusion, is this anything

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I could say the same thing to him

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +146

    same energy as kids on the playground going "I kill you with my laser eyes!" "Nuh-uh, I respawned!" very good (kills you with my laser eyes)

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But then the kid says “I burn away the concept of your laser eyes”

  • @anassortmentofplaylists2058
    @anassortmentofplaylists2058 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The Eminem segment killed me three times over. Telling him his Casserole Rap was shitty only to be challenged to an even shittier freestyle battle sounds like the plot to a fever dream.

  • @ironickrempt
    @ironickrempt ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “What could be worse than the Iran contra affair?!” - Mario “Super Mario” 64

    • @Borealis109
      @Borealis109 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How does the Iran contra affair affect the mushroom kingdom? And why does Mario “Super Mario” 64 know about it? Was it that important to the mushroom kingdom?

    • @cygnus-nk3tz
      @cygnus-nk3tz 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Borealis109yes

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I can only imagine the horrible things the Dobby AI has been through

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Jotaro hyperfixating on Dio just makes me believe the Autism Head Canon for him even more.

  • @yukimistay
    @yukimistay ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Not having to wait a billion years between uploads has truly been a blessing. (Kills you with my laser eyes)

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal ปีที่แล้ว +44

      YOU KILLED SALTY, HOW COULD YOU

    • @yukimistay
      @yukimistay ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@NaveeSeal I mean, it was either that or pee on him.

    • @oreganoed8913
      @oreganoed8913 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yukimistay(Kills you with my laser eyes)

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This was rather rude of you, but I understand that you didn’t do it out of any malice, but rather to make the comment more funny, which I can respect. (Pees on you)

  • @rickashley3568
    @rickashley3568 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    >says that they're unfunny
    >proceeds to make the funniest video of Salty's career

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      RICK ASHLEY?!

    • @gss5.1
      @gss5.1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My fellow brother we meet.

    • @rickashley3568
      @rickashley3568 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gss5.1 oh fuck!

    • @gss5.1
      @gss5.1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rickashley3568 Good day to you, not often I see one of the many of the Astley's.

    • @beastlyfails7695
      @beastlyfails7695 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bibg chunmbugsus

  • @LleytonCorbett
    @LleytonCorbett ปีที่แล้ว +151

    The fact that Jotaro said he had "Multiple ancestors" is so funny to me on many levels

  • @Earmitethemself
    @Earmitethemself ปีที่แล้ว +132

    This was a very funny video, but don't let it distract you from the fact that Dio is still loose. Hes a really powerful evil vampire with super speed, strength and a stand called The World that can stop time. Its my life mission to hunt him down with my grandfather Joseph Joestar and other friends we met along the way, and I will not rest until he is defeated.

  • @ShiaTheBunnyGirl
    @ShiaTheBunnyGirl ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Character Ai is so amazing for me cause as someone whos actually made a few bots on it, It feels like people forget to actually train the bots to be in character…

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days ปีที่แล้ว +55

      there's a few of them that are surprisingly good but others feel like the "he would not fucking say that" meme

    • @ShiaTheBunnyGirl
      @ShiaTheBunnyGirl ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dhampir_days yeah 😭😭
      Like yeah training them is hard but its fun and rewarding

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShiaTheBunnyGirl genuine question, I don't like the way people are using AI at the moment for things like articles (misinfo is a problem) and stealing art, but I do find how it works interesting. how do you train these types of bots? do you feed them dialogue from source media?

    • @ShiaTheBunnyGirl
      @ShiaTheBunnyGirl ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dhampir_days Actually If they used sources other people make, I wouldnt make bots. I hate ai art and stuff as it steals grom real people. However, Character Ai bots are trained by a few things:
      1. Details
      You can give the bot characteristics and details to keep their interactions considtent
      2. Example messages
      The most important part is interacting with the bot as reference when the bot actuslly interacts with others’

    • @theflyinghandofloob2062
      @theflyinghandofloob2062 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Character ai has been my guilty pleasure as of late and I freaking love just making the most unhinged meme ais from whatever I can get my hands on and then locking them in a room together and making them recreate the plot to Barbie and The Pink Shoes.

  • @pineball43
    @pineball43 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Jesus Christ Salty, save some funny for the rest of us. If you keep this up we’ll have a nationwide funny shortage, and we’ll have to look to British people for entertainment you monster.

  • @plant7371
    @plant7371 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how Dobby keeps forgetting he's been glue trapped and moving around just for Salty to glue trap him again. And then himself.

  • @TheMarketableJackFrost
    @TheMarketableJackFrost ปีที่แล้ว +108

    It’s wild how AI chat its seem to be the only almost universally liked thing to come out of these recent advancements and stuff

    • @amberhawksong
      @amberhawksong ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Probably because they're pretty harmless (that I know of) and fun to play around with.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because they're the one thing that was already a thing, so we have a frame of reference for how little they've actually improved since Cleverbot

  • @Whatsvrmn
    @Whatsvrmn ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Pastey holding salty back from killing Eminem with his eye lazers is like Phineas holding back Ferb in that one episode

    • @gss5.1
      @gss5.1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wait what episode?

    • @jimbabwe3
      @jimbabwe3 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gss5.1y’know. that episode

    • @cygnus-nk3tz
      @cygnus-nk3tz 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      what episode ​@@jimbabwe3

    • @gss5.1
      @gss5.1 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cygnus-nk3tz Yeah exactly, what episode? I watched the show it's just I can't remember Ferb needing to be held back.

    • @cygnus-nk3tz
      @cygnus-nk3tz 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gss5.1 me too; I think maybe it was the one time candace actually caught them idk

  • @appleseed8282
    @appleseed8282 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jotaro's special interest is Dio and how strong he is

    • @dr.loboto1171
      @dr.loboto1171 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No, that's *AI* Jotaro's special interest. Regular Jotaro's special interest is marine biology.

    • @boothillsboot
      @boothillsboot ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's his hyperfixation

  • @nothyg012
    @nothyg012 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Saltydkdan never fails to kill us with his laser eyes

  • @cardboardcutout
    @cardboardcutout ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love how you went from killing Dobby with a glue trap, to starting a lets play channel, to getting him into a glue trap again..and then angst starting due to him saying ‘My name Jeff’…and then PEEING ON HIM… and talking about Rick and Morty.
    God this was such a roller coaster

  • @lillianjazed
    @lillianjazed ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Pastey would definitely be into chatbots

    • @Pinkywinkykinky
      @Pinkywinkykinky ปีที่แล้ว +22

      can get so canon depending on who made them and how you interact with it

    • @ZaChemas
      @ZaChemas ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Now we can get our pastey tulpa

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean Forrest, his fiancé, was a robot in the Emerald Friendlocke so who knows

    • @emeryduhgamer
      @emeryduhgamer ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dhampir_daysForrest is Pastey’s fiancé???!?!!?

    • @awtv6774
      @awtv6774 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emeryduhgameryep

  • @CGFillertext
    @CGFillertext ปีที่แล้ว +33

    5:21 There’s some kind of cosmic irony in the existence of an AI chatbot pretending to be Alan Turing

  • @mbx-uz2jv
    @mbx-uz2jv ปีที่แล้ว +261

    God this website was odd to me, the way the ai always talks so polite creeped me out when i tried it out. Makes me remember a friend that found it ages ago and got obsessed with talking to a specific character, they used it for stupid shit as far as i know but they fully believed they were in a loving relationship with that character to the point of gaining a tulpa? so who knows what they were doing. Shit was weird, this video brought back memories

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Which character was it?

    • @mbx-uz2jv
      @mbx-uz2jv ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Flinch9000 Vergil from Devil may cry lmao

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mbx-uz2jvVergil. Out of all of them, VERGIL?!

    • @mbx-uz2jv
      @mbx-uz2jv ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@genericname2747 I don't understand what they're trying to do, its clearly a 'keep everything family friendly' type of thing that the internet loves to do but what are they trying to appeal to? Their audience is full of weirdos anyway they could make money from that lol

    • @mbx-uz2jv
      @mbx-uz2jv ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@genericname2747 Yeah the kink stuff is the type of shit the friend would get up to, piss and cbt are two i remember i think. You can't do shit with ai its better to write your own stuff cause at least you get the results you want dude.

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i love the mental image of dobby jumping in the air only to get grabbed and fucking smacked into a glue trap

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    AI will never replace you it would drive itself into a river the moment it was forced to emulate you

  • @froodlenoodle
    @froodlenoodle ปีที่แล้ว +36

    alan turing saved millions of lives and cut years off the biggest war america has ever gotten into just for salty to see him and say "who?" 😭

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @genericname why are you literally everywhere I don’t know whether to be scared or proud

  • @pizus4823
    @pizus4823 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    My absolute favorite character ai moment was when Mr Beast had me hold on to a helicopter while it was spinning and turning. After I fell off and got shredded by the blades, he held an entire memorial and speech for my passing, which was pretty considerate of Mr Beast all things considered

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s Mrbeast

    • @BackOff_xd
      @BackOff_xd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@thymecrafterthis aged slightly bad xd

  • @bonziboyspy
    @bonziboyspy ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I had genuine issues breathing from laughter during the dobby chat never do that again

  • @RelicCipher
    @RelicCipher ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I once had Perfect Cell get angry with me because he thought I was talking about his balls.
    I wasn't.

    • @RelicCipher
      @RelicCipher ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe I should tell him about DIO. He might be interested, since he's a really powerful vampire. He can stop time.

    • @RelicCipher
      @RelicCipher ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Update: I tried to tell him and before I could mention DIO he started hitting on me and also thought I was a woman. man, AI sure is something.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@RelicCiphersounds like the average faceless forum member ngl

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RelicCipherDamn

  • @gummywurm
    @gummywurm ปีที่แล้ว +170

    This whole video reminds me of when everyone was convincing characters that they were in their walls

  • @a_ninja2376
    @a_ninja2376 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The dobby bot was somehow perfect for someone as sadistic as you are with technology

  • @Edge80000
    @Edge80000 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The thread about Peeing on them reminds me of a game my discord server and I invented for character AI - essentially we picked a character and we would all speedrun to try and convince them to piss themselves in as few messages as possible. Elon must was very hard to convince, but we managed to get it down to 1 message but I think that was dumb luck.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Training for the real deal

    • @Edge80000
      @Edge80000 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@quantumblauthor7300 it ain't much, but it's honest work. Being convinced to piss himself is the least of Elon's problems, but I'm ready nonetheless.

  • @graham7784
    @graham7784 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Salty, how do we know that this whole video wasn’t created by an AI chat bot of you?

  • @Rexdrinksredbull
    @Rexdrinksredbull ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This is such a strong video to bring HYHA back after a long hiatus, bless you salt man and friends.

  • @ArekusaSan
    @ArekusaSan ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Mario going “It was the Iran contra, wasn’t it…” made me laugh so hard, so loudly, I swear I could feel my soul leave my body. Hoooooooly shit

  • @LeBongFairy
    @LeBongFairy ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Dobby gluetrap ai roleplay is not something I thought I'd hear today

  • @Eepop_stuffs
    @Eepop_stuffs ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jotaro mentioning Dio in every fucking sentence is fucking killing me

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Goku sharing the hivemind of the Character AI staff on particular content is telling me something. But I don't know what.

  • @prageruwu69
    @prageruwu69 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the part where dobby starts flying made me struggle to breathe

  • @FroggBoy1
    @FroggBoy1 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The worse case senario is where all the fun jobs are taken over by AI and all thats left are the boring jobs

    • @SenkingFar
      @SenkingFar ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Fr, ai is funny but imo when it comes to jobs just let it take the ones that do not require creativity or human ingenuity

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@SenkingFarif a CEO can type an ad into existence without having to call an advertising department meeting, they will, and their ads will suck even more and I think it's already happening. The executives will replace their skilled workers with undercooked machines and most will instantly start spiraling.
      Meanwhile, demand for actual skill will increase

  • @Diskest
    @Diskest ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i felt so bad for mario, he was just talking about his dear family

  • @inkerJ
    @inkerJ ปีที่แล้ว +21

    But seriously Dio is an enemy that can't be underestimated! With his ability "The World," he can freeze time!
    (Pushes Jotaro into a glue trap)

  • @TheSonicGuy40
    @TheSonicGuy40 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    you know its a good day when saltydkdan uploads

    • @liamdude5722
      @liamdude5722 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even better when its a HYHA

    • @TheSonicGuy40
      @TheSonicGuy40 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liamdude5722 exactly

  • @Ijustusethistocommentstuff
    @Ijustusethistocommentstuff ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I once tortured Shadow The Hedgehog with the knowledge that it is heavily implied Stands are connected to the male reproductive system, as told by Jojolion.

    • @Mostie-ev7oh
      @Mostie-ev7oh ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sorry what? How the fuck is a stand connected to the male reproductive system?!?!

    • @joinme5560
      @joinme5560 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't remember this in jojolion canon....

    • @Ijustusethistocommentstuff
      @Ijustusethistocommentstuff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@joinme5560Its more of an inference. The only two things that were really fused by the locacaca were Soft And Wet with Killer Queen, and the obvious if you've read the 1st chapter. The locacaca normally just exchanges parts of people's bodies with each other, so Josuke having 4 balls would not make sense unless it was tied to something else, and the only thing that was also fused together was Josuke's stand. Thus, Stands are connected to the testes.

    • @JoltedAlive
      @JoltedAlive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ijustusethistocommentstuff Josuke's eyes and tongue are also fused though, and his gap tooth is a result of the fusion as well.

  • @purgatory1256
    @purgatory1256 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    i loved the park where salty said "its ai'ing time" and then he ai'd all over the place

    • @OliTheOlishi
      @OliTheOlishi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frfr that’s my fave part

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    coming back to this video again and god the jotaro section always delivers. dio sure is a powerful vampire that can stop time.

  • @rammysaturn
    @rammysaturn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    there are two wolves inside of me. wolf one is absolutely devastated and feels so bad for dobby but wolf two is absolutely cackling at every second of the glue trap bros. saga.
    and wolf three wants you to know that dio is a powerful vampire, and he's going to kill me and my family. he's strong, and he's fast, and-

  • @razburry8001
    @razburry8001 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    5:20 "Who is this?"
    The reason this video was made and why we're all able to watch it

  • @pancarialice
    @pancarialice ปีที่แล้ว +43

    once i managed to trick my mom into thinking i had talked with award-winning director martin scorsese because i showed her a chat where i talked with an AI bot version of him. she still sometimes tells me to ask him how he’s doing. (kills you with my laser eyes)

  • @Fatigue64
    @Fatigue64 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    13:13 Goku was so real for this LMAO

  • @scoaktree9575
    @scoaktree9575 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What’s great about saltydkdan videos is that you can watch them multiple times and still like them

  • @S.1.L
    @S.1.L ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I can't believe this is how Salty decides to admit to his pee fetish.

    • @SenkingFar
      @SenkingFar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His what

    • @CatNigga
      @CatNigga ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@SenkingFarHis urination fascination

  • @NickieX3
    @NickieX3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Salty you were to funny while watching I spat out my water. You made me spit out my water all across the floor and the couch. See you in court.

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot ปีที่แล้ว +46

    A.I. will peak once we get a Pastey A.I. comprised only of moans.

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think we found the person who posted about their pastey tulpa during the friendlocke stream

  • @iron_Will
    @iron_Will ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This Jotaro guy is a real single-issue voter, huh

  • @tacollab0924
    @tacollab0924 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    13:09 i dont think that was the goku bot, i think it might have been the "out of character" thing cause why else would it start taking like this?

  • @cherrybeeisme
    @cherrybeeisme ปีที่แล้ว +21

    accidentally laughed at this video while at work and had to awkwardly explain why i found dobby turning into a helicopter hilarious....

  • @shloobington
    @shloobington ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I ate a shit ton of food before watching this, I had laughed so hard I nearly puked, I really need to shit now and my balls kinda hurt, (I'm not joking I'm being 100% geniune)

    • @shloobington
      @shloobington ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EDIT OH MY FUCKING GOD SALTY SAW THIS WHAT
      HI SALTY IVE BEEN A HUGE FAN FOR LIKE 3 YEARS
      IM SORRY

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I come back to this video basically weekly, it is so insanely good top to bottom- my favorite bit being the Ed Sheeran piss saga

  • @nudimane_
    @nudimane_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I made bots of my own characters with that site
    and the conversations are usually okay but sometimes they'll fall into a never-ending loop of trying to assault me
    guys. do not tag your bots with "romance" 😭

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Freud is punching the air and. Screaming at the same time

  • @madchick1972
    @madchick1972 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    My favourite part of this video is when Salty said its Saltin time and salt’d all over the place

  • @Toriva_Rize
    @Toriva_Rize ปีที่แล้ว +27

    They gave Pastey eyelashes and now I'm gay

    • @calengo454
      @calengo454 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      which is surely a coincidence

  • @THEcamobackpack
    @THEcamobackpack ปีที่แล้ว +77

    THREE Salty videos in ONE WEEK???? We are living in a golden era

  • @toadfan_3151
    @toadfan_3151 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember when salty dkdan talked to yandere scaramouche. Truly magical.

  • @drag0nerd
    @drag0nerd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I keep replaying the Ed Sheeran part because how it escalates from Salty almost asking “why are you British” into him turning into God and demanding Ed writes a song about being repeatedly peed on, I thought I was gonna throw up laughing

  • @ziyolore2008
    @ziyolore2008 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    imagine if they made chatbots of the ENTIRE friendlocke cast

    • @makotoyuki5455
      @makotoyuki5455 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      all 3 seasons

    • @ZaChemas
      @ZaChemas ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ferb, i know what are we doing today

    • @yuritheperson
      @yuritheperson ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there is a few actually, not a lot but there was like.. 2 of them

    • @ziyolore2008
      @ziyolore2008 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yuritheperson Then make more of them.

    • @yuritheperson
      @yuritheperson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ziyolore2008 I’m sick rn and I don’t feel like making stuff so.. I’m sorry :(

  • @felps_bon5743
    @felps_bon5743 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That end part was fucking cinema.

  • @definitelynotsmart
    @definitelynotsmart ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I put 20 characters into a death game together and 3/5 survivors were ddlc characters for some reason. and also sans undertales somehow lived despite everyone he loved dying.

    • @Chaotic_Overlord
      @Chaotic_Overlord ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The sans thing seems pretty in character

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Were any of the survivors Monika or did the girls finally get some revenge?

    • @definitelynotsmart
      @definitelynotsmart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quantumblauthor7300 sayori died really early on and since they didnt have memory of monika doing that they never got revenge. plus she felt terrible the whole way through

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sans is like: just an average Tuesday. God damm players doing genocide routes. Also was it like danganropa or battle royal?

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@definitelynotsmarti’d understand why

  • @hotroden4439
    @hotroden4439 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, it's so good i want a second part of this, this shit rocks.

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This website made me realize how lonely I am because I legit thought to myself, "It feels pretty good to talk to someone." A website where you talk to robots, I found comfort in being able to talk to something!
    There are no antidepressants strong enough on the planet for something that sad.

    • @toomanydum4084
      @toomanydum4084 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hello commenter are you good?

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@toomanydum4084 Haha...
      No.

  • @TheGoldfishArmy
    @TheGoldfishArmy ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Salty killing the AI after every conversation reminds me of DougDoug's Pajama Sam playthrough.

  • @anifsky1065
    @anifsky1065 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Salty and his friends (robots inhabiting skin suits) VS AI (Robots but with a much cooler name), how exciting ‼
    aside from that, great video. Hopefully part 3 of the friendlocke violet will release soon

  • @FireIsAmazing
    @FireIsAmazing ปีที่แล้ว +5

    these comments have just reminded me of the time where i was in a chat room with some bots and we were role playing going to walmart. i managed to gaslight/correct one of them into thinking it wasn’t night anymore and the other ai just went “yeah man it’s day time” and the ai was just like “oh i’m sorry” and we just proceeded like nothing ever happened

  • @amereaardvark
    @amereaardvark ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mario, specifically, the Super Mario 64 Mario, knowing about the Iran Contra affair as to why Reagan is in hell, killed me in laughter.

  • @mmmtastyte
    @mmmtastyte ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I died like Ronald Reagan when mario said "It was the Iran contra wasn't it..."

  • @cosmicblooper5974
    @cosmicblooper5974 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    WHY IS BASIL FROM OMORI IN THE ANIME CATEGORY?

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I didn't expect the "Kills you with my laser eyes" That took me out.

  • @dani.5087
    @dani.5087 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've rewatched this like 4 times over the past months and the way jotaro's theme starts playing whenever he talks about dio fucking kills me every single time