I Destroyed My Friends' Computers
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ม.ค. 2024
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MirrorMaze: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
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by scabbing off someone's family plan, I'm at 36 months and counting
May i ask,why did you private this before? Copyright strike or something..?
So what happened?
why reupload?
Did you forget the express vpn link or something before you privated the video? Privated
- be Valefisk
- upload proof of insanity
- takes it down
- changes name (?)
- puts it back up
- leaves
I honestly thought I was going insane lol, thank goodness I'm not the only one
i remember seeing it yesterday and then going to watch it later and it disappeared
I saw it but it was gone when I clicked on it
Oh, I just thought I was seeing a patreon-only video for some reason. When I clicked it - It had said the video was private
It died on me mid watching it for me.
"I had to choose three colors outside of the current palette"
-proceeds to select the three worst looking colors he could
Of course, what other colors would he choose?
@@Fillername-uc8wlgrayscale colors, they all look nice
So black, white, and blacker@@moonrain6184
i will never forget the mirror realm
Something to reflect on
When the abyss stared back
Did you get a new microphone @Candybust?
Some say you never left
Hewwo
I'm still waiting for the second annual Joe Mongoose race
We did it, and it didn't work sadly. Shame too, the prize was one of my feet pics.
@@Valefisk Didnt work as in something broke in the game or was it just boring or something?
Same
We need anwsers
@@ValefiskRune it back, Vale.
Knowing his track record, I believe Vale is intentionally torturing us by reuploading his old videos and gaslighting us into believing it's a new video
😮
He's just trying to fill the content void being created by Campaign for North Africa by giving us the same food again.
The fact that arrested people can still talk actually matters a ton in hide n seek, holy shit.
My assessment of each map:
Deuche Bahn: the roof spawn is very funny. Not necessarily *good* design, but very funny. Honestly, the map is designed very well for hide n seek, but I think it'd still be pretty fun for "normal" intruder as well.
Spooky Forest: Nothing to say. It's just a forest.
Mirror Maze: Funny prank, terrible map.
Sperm Bank: Best map in the video by far.
Sperm Bank was just showing off how fun actual Intruder still is; I mean the emergent gameplay on display
-Vale getting heard talking on the radio under the floor
-Jan forgetting to double tap Virtrial only to clutch the following combat encounter
-Vale heisting the briefcase which had been boobytrapped with motion detectors and C4
-Chamber distracting Ninja and nodding to confirm the takedown
Idea for a game to actually destroy your friends’ computers: make a basic pvp shooter that every time you die, the game starts a junk task that takes up a decent amount of CPU. The more you die, the more fps you lose, the worse it gets until your computer absolutely cannot take it. Bonus points if you don’t tell your friends and they have to figure it out as their game gets slower and slower.
that deserves more upvotes. That is such a Valefisk thing to try. Playing game but when you lose your computer actually dies more and more. Game over for good when you crash, never in game
Don’t even need the extra task just cap the frame rate ever lower. That would be more reliable.
@@BobGoldfield well no, the point is to make the computers shit themselves. I want someone’s pc to turn off due to overheating
@@samreid6010at that point is just malware
@@Dustwj842 do you the Vale is above putting malware on his friends and patrons’ computers?
Next time I should hide from Vale and seek professional help
After hearing your riveting rendition of space oddity, I have but one question: do you take requests?
Next time, YOU should design something terrible and make HIM play it
And by professional help, you mean a member of your nation's special forces, right?
Wow, I haven’t seen that Video before
Definitely new
Totally not here yesterday
Lynx Stole That Win From Me
Unlucky
Go take it back then, plane tickets only cost a few vbucks
Unlucky 😂
Vale's next video is just going to be a discord call and when someone makes a halo reference he's going to go on a rant about his torture race, put up a title card that says "previously" and copy paste the entire one hour long video into that one and upload it again
Okay but honestly I'd love him to do more halo reach maps, shit like that was awesome
He still hasn’t done the second race of it
You know, it makes a ton of sense that Maivi is german, puts a LOT of things in proper context
I'm Dutch and she's the most German girl I ever heard lol.
@@JJLGamingNL gekoloniseerd :)
She's always had a very German accent
Well, most people i talk to don't really realise. They usually think iam from America. But every time i hear myself in these videos i do hear a very distinct german'ish.
@@maivioz I am American so obviously I'm not practiced at picking out European accents, but for some reason I assumed you were Swedish, so take that as you will
The fact that Unity didn't instantly invert itself with that many mirrors present is kinda impressive...
Now try it with raytracing...
34:00 missed the opportunity for a flashback within a flashback
WOW!!! A BRAND NEW VALEFISK VIDEO! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE!
Now I am condemned to live in a world where I want to know why that happened but cannot find a single comment explaining it.
@@sarvashaktimaan7106 Basically the video came out but then got privated (idk why). I assume trogdoar49 watched the original video before it got taken down and was just commenting on the fact that TH-cam treats the video as a "new upload" and probably recommended it to him, even though it's just the same video but reuploaded.
@@andrewworlton5601 I saw the original before it got taken down. I just have no idea why.
he uploaded the wrong one to the steam workshop
really love the continuation of Maivi's descent to Vale's 2nd in Command
them mentioning how he's 'playing from a hospital' reminds me of the story about the Phantom Forces player that topscored while in a mental institution
I need more context. Is there any video talking about it?
@@HeirofDacia No, I think there was a post about it on the discord server.
You really know that Vale has ascented into another dimension when he tries to do something normal (in contrast to his others "projects") and they just turn like the other ones. Masterpieces of torture :)
Crazy coincidence that they made the "Jaundice Russian" joke about his yellow-looking White Russian and how it looks like banana.
A decade ago I drank with a girl whose signature drink was a Jaundice Russian. It was a white Russian with a teaspoon of powdered Banana milkshake.
Mirror Maze feels like feeding your graphics card cigarettes
I was gonna comment on how very ironic it is that the map that works happens to be the DB one, but now further into the video I have to be like "yeah, that checks".
my brother are you from dootle ville
I can’t believe that I won hide and seek while loosing at chess and watching novel play league
For those questioning whether or not he reuploaded it, no he didnt he just privated it and changed its name before putting back up because the comments from before it was provate is still here though regardless of that fact, its nice to rewatch torture videos so i dont have to watch the game of life video again for the eighth time
"You're drinking a worrying bowel movement" - that's the most unique insults to a beverage that I've ever heard. I love it xD
Also why does the outro music feel so familiar? Where's that from?
it's from the original Deus Ex soundtrack :)
@@Erinkyan ohhhh, that explains why it felt so "distant", it's been over a decade that I've played that....
...might even be two by now...
Definetly sounds like *DuClare Chateau - Ambient* from Deus Ex
Y'know its a good Valefisk video when it only starts the main part about halfway through
Vale has finally done it. With Mirror Maze he finally created a map so bad it could actually physically harm people and their computers
"my frames are dying"
*no visible difference*
Valefisk leaving his group and taking ages to fix a small issue, coming back later, is just Mac from It's Always Sunny doing the fake science courtroom bit.
Another Valefisk video where he tricks his friends into mining bitcoin, what a classic!
I was extremely hungry, sleep deprived and thirsty by the time the mirror maze experience came on. At first it put me to sleep, then I got dizzy and then I genuinely threw up the contents of my empty stomach.
Good vid!
Good to see they finally went to the canine fertility clinic
8:46 - "My throats hurt, they itch."
Does it have a rash
The mirror map gameplay actually made me spew. Thank you for the kind gift Vale.
I remember seeing these getting uploaded in my Steam Activity, and I immediately knew what was going to happen.
I was not disappointed with the result.
These steam notification jumpscares are driving me nuts
intruder just isnt the same without Hit Video Game Among Us
Congratulations, Valefisk! You leveled up in your *Torturer* class. You have reached a new rank: *Master of Intricate Torture* .
I must have seen this in another life.
i like how you left your steam notification sounds on throughout the video just to fuck with your audience as well
the mountainside night comment at 50:48 killed me man, i need to play mountainside night with whoever said that
MAKE MORE INTRUDER VIDEOS BTW THE GAME NEEDS IT
He watches Scooby Doo...
It all makes so much more sense now.
i shall now binge watch the whole Scooby-Doo cartoon, thank you Valefisk for inspiration
I have a some sort of Deja Vu with this video. I cant wrap my head around it
I love how @ 33:27 you made the reference, and then @ 33:55 you did it, what a r/madlad moment
I love how I watched this yesterday :)
I was 5 minutes in and accidentally reloaded the page lol, I was not happy
Vale in the foliage room using viet cong tactics.
Can't believe we're getting two Valefisk uploads in two days, 2024 is blessed
The last intruder video was one of my favorites on your channel. I'm happy I get to see pt2 to the one I love so much.
Thank you for the monthly dose of masochism :)
real talk though, the mirror map could be good if it was fleshed out more. Basically, just start with a real deathmatch map and then put a few mirrors here and there where it'll trick people, like at the ends of hallways or around stairwells. You have to actually establish the players' sense of space before you can properly fuck with it
You know what? I think crypt needs a mirror maze!
Oh yeah, here we go again!
I always know I'm in for a treat when a Vale videos drop, and this time I don't even have to think about exams making me feel slightly guilty about spending a good hour.
Mirror room looks like the best set for the next Paradox quiz show
Wow new video with brand new never before seen footage
It's impressive seeing a Valefisk video that wasn't recorded a year ago
Not only do I absolutely love the content being original and hilarious. But the whole group you play with is so so similar to the people I play with, where whenever we are waiting about 20-30 on someone we will always play a ARAM or league match. Which I think is so funny to hear in this I loved it so much.
i saw this video briefly appear in my recommended yesterday and when it disappeared i thought i was going insane
Lynx “Team Spirit” Hylix
Vale turned into a raptor in that foliage room
I have to say, the second map you played has to be the seminal work for the designer.
The scariest thing in this video wasnt the maps horrible quality...IT WAS THE SERAPHINE JUMPSCARE, LIKE JESUS CHRIST VALE I AM TRYING TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM LEAGUE AND YOU MAKE THE PINK HAIRED BANSHEE LETHAL
Where's cursed intruder, Vale? Where did you take it, Vale!?
Even when he's not trying it becomes torture. He really can't help himself, can he?
It's nice to see it back again.
35:30 was the most hype moment. man was that close!
Yes I actually hoped you’d make something like this the last intruder video was hilarious 😂
5:32 Vale inviting his entire viewer base to bite him was a bold move, but I respect it.
Why doesn't Vale make maps like the one with a thousand bananas each? Or maybe like the one with the billboard claiming the unwary? Those looked like fun!
Keep up the good work Vale. I appreciate that you have kept up steady quality content since launching your Patreon.
I do miss some of your older content however. I got into your channel watching you covering strategy games with ridiculous settings, but lately you have mostly been doing board games, sandbox games, or custom versions of things like Intruder or Halo maps. I would definitely like to see more strategy game content, grand strategy or otherwise, if possible in the future.
That's just my personal preference of course, but I think mixing things up definitely would be good for your content. Of course, if you wouldn't have fun with it then it is what it is.
Valefisk is the Evil counterpart to Soviet Womble
I dunno, I feel like queuing for league of legends is infinitely worse than going through a valefisk torture experience.
0:33 to fool your friends, you must first fool yourself
watching this channel is like sitting in on a friend group that you know you’re not a part of and never will be but theyre really funny
ngl this game needs to come back i had so many fun moments in this game
Mirror Maze is just getting out of bounds in Halo 3.
When Valefisk makes a new map you know it’s going to be fun to watch the video but hell to play.
I say that having wanted to get friends to play the realistic game of life.
Gotta love the veloceraptor roleplay with the bushes
Thank you for reviving this game for a few weeks
It must be incredibly glorious to exist in a friend group that have their own iconic quotes from viral videos to reference at random times.
I appreciate the smiles appended to some captions. 😊
Vale “i really tried this time you guys” fisk
We need a video like this a week
Nevermind that, a once a day ! This is too fun
It is always a good day when a valefisk video pops up in my subscription feed
if the guards are the Sperm Marines, that would make the thieves the Genestealers
Glad to see you shining a light on this amazing game
Nice to see someone play this game again.
Damn that IS what vale is most known for. Man it’s weird to think about since I first found this channel through the earliest videos on paradox games back in the day. Time flies. Love this shit tho, keep it up
Intruder? Cursed? Its always cursed :)
man what a unqiue new video from Mr. Fisk
Even when Valefisk tries to make something fun he only creates torture, he is the embodiement of chaos.
i love this channel no other channels give you 50+ minute videos :D
12:09
i can HEAR the ave Maria playing in my head as i watch this in slow motion
Sol in the room got me invested as HELL
Val I love your torture games they are so fun to watch ppl getting fed up 🤣🤣🤣
The only flaw in Vale's channel is that there isn't 3 hours of new content every day.
27:20 you bastard that notif
That Kung Fu Panda singing was very good actually
Not only do the players have to suffer but also their PC, truly brilliant torture designs Vale.
Damn, this makes me wish I am a normal person that people like so I could have friends