I'd be down to watch if they built a course and actually tried to race, though I dunno 40k rules. I assume aside from being a total disaster to manage it might turn out lame since I think movement is just a set # of inches and doesn't involve dice, but there would still be the possibility to kill the ones in the lead to compete. Would prolly need some custom rules to be properly dramatic, and I'm sure it would be a pain in the arse to attempt it... But I do appreciate a good fustercluck.
As a gamedesigner I suddenly am really hooked on writing rules for a 40k racing game :D Making a rule that shows how the BT vehicle is build different.
In fairness, the Sydonian Dragoon does carry its own smoke cloud with it everywhere - I'd bet on it using the brief head start to obscure the vision of its competitors, preventing it from getting shot and getting a few of them out early through collisions. Seems like a safe bet.
My bet is on the random death corps member showing up with their horse at the starting line and the race organizers trying to tell him he can't race and all they get is "gas mask noises"
A surprise last minute entry from the imperial guard, a Baneblade has just parked itself in P1 on the grid, it's got the dakka and the durability if not the flat out speed, and it's big enough to block up the track so who knows, maybe a contender for the win out of sheer stubbornness and firepower
my personnal bet is that khrone will be really pleased by all of this : Of course the race will bring him many skulls, alle theses competitors fighting.... Of course imperium will try to bring exterminatus on the planet, of course there will be fights, and in the end, even a race is war, becasue there is only war. So, my bet is on a happy Khorne !
I like these episodes in the same way I like top gear. And I don't watch top gear for the cars. Warhammer is technically fun but its far more about the fun you have with it, and this stuff... it's a whole lot of fun.
PLEASE livestream a special Gaslands game of every single one of these vehicles in order to represent this conceot you've proposed of the "40K Wacky Races". That would be the greatest thing ever.
My money is on Khorne for kills because skull Cannon gonna get up close and personal really close like face-to-face Close basically. And also plus everything on the skull cannon is red. The daemons themselves are red so most likely gonna get first place as well. and if not in first place. Ther at least one of the many in the lead
Ok, here are my bets: The most kills go to the Cadian Hellhound. This is due to the Hellhound exploding at the start of the race, clearing half of the contestants. Whoever destroyed the Hellhound is up for debate, but the Imperium takes credit and the Orks are simply excited by the spectacle. In last place is the Fateskimmer. Leading for the majority of the race, the scribe nearly wins before misreading a spell, teleporting him back to the start. In 1st place is the Custodian. No, not the Custodian on a Jet Bike, just the Custodian. His bike was destroyed at the beginning of the race and he simply ran to the finish line. I don’t remember his armor being damaged, yet he finished wearing nothing but a battle thong. Odd…
I have a feeling we're going to specifically see the exalted sorcerer blow himself up with his own warpfire, and just so happens his second for who his bets if he dies is the farseer
@@ericrice4308 I think shenanigan wise having the Harlequins or Drukhari constantly stopping and setting up traps. They could also have a Gyrinx as Muttley.
16:00 The Tau showing up in such a speed oriented vehicle not especting a classical fight because it's supposed to be a race is the most "naive Tau" thing there is and I love it.
Nah they were just the unit sent out as a distraction, in the name of the Greater Good, while the more valuable Mech and Hovertanks paint themselves purple so they can escape.
In an unexpected turn of events, it seems that a more militant faction of the GSC has sent a Goliath Rockgrinder with 3 Reductus Saboteurs inside to "make an example" of anyone who crosses their picket line.
Also I think the cold star would be a faster fit. With this, my bet is on the farseer and the sorcerer taking each other out in comedic fashion in ways contrary to their predictions.
@@maximhyland5843 A Coldstar w/ team would actually be the fastest here. Armed with all Fusion Blasters or Plasma Guns they would be almost untouchable. Almost. Looking at the Shockjump Dragsta with the teleport and sniper cannon that could very feasibly one-tap the Coldstar with a 3+ to hit.
I actually want to see this race happen and have a sequel. All said 50 teeth on the Knight Rampager getting into a grudge match with the Imperial Knight and 200 teeth on the Piranha making it to the top 5 in terms of position.
And just like that the thousand sons sorcerer has won a massive bet as he was the only one to call that a space wolf would make his way into the race despite being banned for a drunk driving accident just before registration
While I don't think the custodian will win, I just can't pin down what in this match up will be able to catch and deal with it. It's really REALLY fast. The lance will also help it run down any opponent, the only fault is that it doesn't have nearly enough dakka.
I've wanted 40Kart for so long. The Orky race game is great, but there's easily enough material in the lore already for everyone to have their own race vehicles.
Tbh here is currently a 40k Ork battle racer in development currently. It got announced with an alpha a few months ago and most people who played it loved it.
My personal bet is the hellhound. The meks try to blow it up to start the race, miss, hit the Lamenters, and cause a chain reaction leaving the promethium pyre untouched and ever other contestant and spectator dead.
My Ork side bets: 1:1 Shokkjump Dragsta opens a shokk tunnel that a few racers follow and they end up in the warp 3:1 At least 3 kars explode off the start line because Deathskullz pit crews whipped out wrenches and started looting their kars 5:1 Megatrakk Scrapjet loses it's wheels and treads and it's just the ork and grot gunner riding a rocket 7:1 The checkered flag at the last lap has all the Goffs leaping on to track because they think it's a rallying cry 10:1 Ork power of belief summons a rocket propelled Stompa mid race that just busts in like the Kool Aid man, or the dreadnought from Death Race 1
The sydonian dragoon wins just because it moves non-stop despite the skitarii getting eaten by the moloch at the start. Both knights don't even make it past the starting line because they're too busy dueling each other. The custodian is there as a black shield, and protects the Hellhound throughout the entire race. The race is delayed 5 minutes because the 40 harlequins are still getting into their car.
It's so sad those Harlequins died in that Shockjump Dragsta teleportation accident. *pulls out a tissue, pulls out a tissue, pulls out a tissue, pulls out a...*
Every faction has their own racing vehicle and special power: you can have Astartes on hoverbikes, Orks on car-shaped things powered by their imagination, Catchan soldiers riding on a giant abomination of nature and Harlequins on what can only be described as a clown car-starship. Also Doomrider on his drug-powered motorbike
Speed Freeks was somewhat close to that. I didn't care for the pre-release version (the production values were very poor), but the game design was fairly fun.
Note from the end of the video: Never apologize for your humor! I think you guys are hilarious and you shouldn’t feel like you have to apologize for it. Let the people “cringe” if they want to (they’re going to anyway) and own your jokes!
My bet is for the two knights to get into a grudge match, but then they trip over the Necron Overlord's barge while he's trying to monologue and all three go over a conveniently placed cliff.
Honestly the barge does fly, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were to just rise back up and the lord to say "anyways where was I.... YES! It was several million years ago..."
As a Tyranid player I get why they don't really have an entry in this, but I'm still bummed to not really have anyone repping us in the race. Include a Harridan or a Dimachaeron or something, or 6 Ravenors in a trench coat 😂
So, some important notes on this. I am planning on animating this: - the speed freekz boss will be important - the khorne team will be a main threat - the tyranid will definitly be important - the custodian (steve) will arrive in nothing but his underwear - the hellhound will DEFINITLY explode - the harleyquinn will do the most ridicoulus things (dont know what) - the knight mechs will start fighting each other - the necrons will end up chained to the dracoon, wich walks off and is never heard of again - the snail from team nurgle will just slowly keep going throughout the whole race - the fateskimmer accidentily teleports himself back to the start of the race and looses
@@stephottey9535 think they meant tabletop I.E big racetrack board with using vehicle models from 40k proper. To make this a little more 'fair' things with the deep strike keyword would be axed and titanic for that matter. Only single model vehicle units would probably be allowed. could definitely see this being a fun homebrew game
You forgot the Imperial Navy’s competitor: a single Retribution-class Battleship. Many contestants are concerned about the fact that the ship is longer than the actual race track, others are concerned about its continent-shattering broadside. Only time will tell how the captain of the ship will fare in the race to come.
I absolutely loved this. You might think it’s cringey but I genuinely had a smile on my face the entire time and laughed quite a bit through the entire video. Please do more of this!
I guess I could go an easy route and bet that The Command at least survives (it spent the first 56 minutes of the race reciting the lords full titles and honors)
I mean first things first I’ve got good money on the venom and the starweaver, they seem like properly fast gits, but I’m worried about them hanging back to blast the slaanesh chariot into oblivion. Also, mad props to the lamented for coming out today. I also think this could absolutely be the start of a hysterically dumb competition of which faction can move the fastest by comboing strats, abilities, charges, etc.
My teefs on genestealers, decent killing, won't get attacked by tyranid contestants, may not get attacked from human contestants. They don't physically look like much of a threat so as long as the more radical factions like orks and chaos fight each other it could make a good lead in the last third Good video really like your guys stuff!
I can see the necrons not even making it across the starting line as the overlord is too busy with his pre-race victory speech which takes a full week to finish.
Lmfao that Uma Musmume at the begining. 11:02 the editor is doing gods work. 24:05 All the pleasantries it was a fun episode I liked the injokes. Especially the Black templar hillbilly one
You know, if this were to happen, say, a year ago, and the vertus guy came from the cool and hip Solar Watch instead of those squares at Emperor’s Chosen, all my money would be on him, no doubt about it. Have fun indulging Orks and shooting at each other at the starting line, while my guy is bolting away at constant pace of 21 Emperor-blessed inches per turn, all while being impervious to most of your damage and looking good doing it 😎 As things stand now, however, my money’s on the snail guy - everyone in this queue seems to think very highly of him!
I don’t think there actually registered as competitors in the race because they are all expected to imminently die before it even starts, but I wanted to shout of the Atillan Rough Riders for showing up on horseback, and the Steeds of Slaanesh for showing up as horses
I'm betting necrons simply because they're so slow that everyone will forget they were a part of the race. Then they will all kill themselves, allowing the necrons to win by default. Just as intended for the immortal empire!
This was a very fun and adorable episode. I'd love to see this race play out. My Teef are definitely on the Harlequins or Drukari - you never know what those sneaky elves are going to get themselves up to!
This was a wonderful little change of pace. I wouldn't mind silly fun time episodes becoming a more frequent thing, especially with how often y'all go full "spreadsheets are my passion". Good to have stuff like this be a known quantity, if only for "in case brain fried, break glass" reasons.
Sad to see no Scout Sentinels, but I will certainly bet against the Slaanesh Chariot - It'd spend too much time trying to kill the other contestants rather than attempting to win. Great Cast today!
19:08 is even funnier after the quiz show episode, because you can tell that Eric _thinks_ that the joke is "the Tzeentch bet placer can see the future and thus knows what to bet on for the most payout" when the joke is actually "the Lamenters are the unluckiest chapter and cannot get out of even a fun little wacky contest without losing half of their chapter as casualties".
Plot Twist:Farsight appears out of a red Manta and saves the Piranha Pilots chopping the Drukhari Witchy Bitches into Emo Knife Ear Chop Suey,also the orks begin to cheer him up screaming DA RED KOMET,because Farsight's XV86 is painted red and is going fast as fuck at the moment,also Aun'Shi and the rest of the Ethereals give the thumbs up to Farsight being there as their second entrance to the competition!
20 bolt shells that the lamentors get cross the finish line last, after getting lost through a forgotten mining shaft and having to outrace the collapsing tunnels. And lead an evacuation of human civillians. 30 cogs that the Dragoon runs the opposite way cause the Cogboy notice a glint in the sand that might have a piece of archeaotech.
Hey now! That Impulsor has a sword strapped to it! That obviously makes it different. I'll be betting on the Rampager for kills, and the clowns to finish first, but I will be cheering for the Exorcist.
damn I only found you guys this week and currently watching all the back log of your guys stuff and this comes out as I'm painting... today's good... life's good... models not good... its fine
Now all the patrons need is a video of you two moving the models with your hands making "whoosh" "vroom" "bang" "boom" noises to similulate the race.
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Stop motion race
I'd be down to watch if they built a course and actually tried to race, though I dunno 40k rules. I assume aside from being a total disaster to manage it might turn out lame since I think movement is just a set # of inches and doesn't involve dice, but there would still be the possibility to kill the ones in the lead to compete. Would prolly need some custom rules to be properly dramatic, and I'm sure it would be a pain in the arse to attempt it... But I do appreciate a good fustercluck.
As a gamedesigner I suddenly am really hooked on writing rules for a 40k racing game :D
Making a rule that shows how the BT vehicle is build different.
"We sent some of our reporters over to talk to the skull cannon drivers, and the one that returned said...."
Lmao.
This episode was so much fun, couldn´t stop laughing xD
In fairness, the Sydonian Dragoon does carry its own smoke cloud with it everywhere - I'd bet on it using the brief head start to obscure the vision of its competitors, preventing it from getting shot and getting a few of them out early through collisions. Seems like a safe bet.
My bet is on the random death corps member showing up with their horse at the starting line and the race organizers trying to tell him he can't race and all they get is "gas mask noises"
I'm betting on Malice, summoned into a daemonhost, interrupting the race by streaking across the track.
A surprise last minute entry from the imperial guard, a Baneblade has just parked itself in P1 on the grid, it's got the dakka and the durability if not the flat out speed, and it's big enough to block up the track so who knows, maybe a contender for the win out of sheer stubbornness and firepower
my personnal bet is that khrone will be really pleased by all of this :
Of course the race will bring him many skulls, alle theses competitors fighting....
Of course imperium will try to bring exterminatus on the planet, of course there will be fights, and in the end, even a race is war, becasue there is only war.
So, my bet is on a happy Khorne !
I like these episodes in the same way I like top gear. And I don't watch top gear for the cars.
Warhammer is technically fun but its far more about the fun you have with it, and this stuff... it's a whole lot of fun.
Gorkamorka IS the planet Gorkamorka takes place on 😂
PLEASE livestream a special Gaslands game of every single one of these vehicles in order to represent this conceot you've proposed of the "40K Wacky Races". That would be the greatest thing ever.
This vid was great! Loved the comedy.
My money is on Khorne for kills because skull Cannon gonna get up close and personal really close like face-to-face Close basically. And also plus everything on the skull cannon is red. The daemons themselves are red so most likely gonna get first place as well. and if not in first place. Ther at least one of the many in the lead
Custodes for the audacity will win
Space wolves would have sent a thunderwolf
ALL MY TEEF ON SLIMUX,UNDERDOG BOOOY
absolute gold
Five thrones on Votann
I place 10 teefs on da boyz!
Hey Brad I was wondering which 3d printer your group uses?
Can this be a video game?
do we get a jet race next?
No Space Wolves?
Ok, here are my bets:
The most kills go to the Cadian Hellhound. This is due to the Hellhound exploding at the start of the race, clearing half of the contestants. Whoever destroyed the Hellhound is up for debate, but the Imperium takes credit and the Orks are simply excited by the spectacle.
In last place is the Fateskimmer. Leading for the majority of the race, the scribe nearly wins before misreading a spell, teleporting him back to the start.
In 1st place is the Custodian. No, not the Custodian on a Jet Bike, just the Custodian. His bike was destroyed at the beginning of the race and he simply ran to the finish line. I don’t remember his armor being damaged, yet he finished wearing nothing but a battle thong. Odd…
I take it that there was a significant oil trail behind the custodian while the crowd chanted "AYAYAYAY"
I have a feeling we're going to specifically see the exalted sorcerer blow himself up with his own warpfire, and just so happens his second for who his bets if he dies is the farseer
Also the lamenters do fly off a cliff but don't crash into their chapter's stands but rather on more orks who just ran off the poor lamenters.
The sensation of friction is all but lost on him now
Not ran, slid to the end. Friction no longer has any meaning to him.
Now I want to see a classic Hannah Barbera styled Warhammer 40k wacky races.
We need something like that. It would be awesome
Gonna need to see your Warhammer+ Subscription.
Who would be Dick Dastardly and mutley.
@@ericrice4308 I think shenanigan wise having the Harlequins or Drukhari constantly stopping and setting up traps. They could also have a Gyrinx as Muttley.
@@ericrice4308 Dick Dastardly is definitely a member of The Inquisition. Maybe with a Mutley servo-skull?
Gotta bet on the Custodes for the unbridled arrogance of not even sending a captain, but just sending Steve and his project bike
They sent the custodian equivalent of a turbo Busa
16:00 The Tau showing up in such a speed oriented vehicle not especting a classical fight because it's supposed to be a race is the most "naive Tau" thing there is and I love it.
Nah they were just the unit sent out as a distraction, in the name of the Greater Good, while the more valuable Mech and Hovertanks paint themselves purple so they can escape.
I think I'm more upset that they didn't include the devilfish. If there can be a rhino, there can be a devilfish.
On the other hand, if there's a second race?
Tau would be bringing a Hammerhead.
@@LurchTheBastard or an Y'vahra or coldstar
"brother cousin chaplain cleatus" had me absolutely dead at work today. Thank you both for being a spot of humor in a pretty cruddy week
Indeed! Made me almost spill my coffee lol
I like this episode. do this with the named heroes of each faction. something like "each faction submits a character for a fighting game"
I would absolutely love this
Custodes still just send some random Custodes...
I'm very keen to see this happen
In an unexpected turn of events, it seems that a more militant faction of the GSC has sent a Goliath Rockgrinder with 3 Reductus Saboteurs inside to "make an example" of anyone who crosses their picket line.
As they should. No mercy for Scabs.
@Bluecho4 the picket line is for alien invasion.
Oh hell yes WAAAAGHrio kart!
Also I think the cold star would be a faster fit. With this, my bet is on the farseer and the sorcerer taking each other out in comedic fashion in ways contrary to their predictions.
Is rainbow road the Webway?
@@tuskedclover3308 absolutely
@@maximhyland5843 A Coldstar w/ team would actually be the fastest here. Armed with all Fusion Blasters or Plasma Guns they would be almost untouchable.
Almost. Looking at the Shockjump Dragsta with the teleport and sniper cannon that could very feasibly one-tap the Coldstar with a 3+ to hit.
I actually want to see this race happen and have a sequel. All said 50 teeth on the Knight Rampager getting into a grudge match with the Imperial Knight and 200 teeth on the Piranha making it to the top 5 in terms of position.
Das right!
IT is fast but not duble so IT may run away at start but 1 to 3 shots its dead
100 teef on the lancer killing the rampager on the first charge.
My bet goes to the surprise candidate. You know him you love him. He rides a sled and has a white beard. Some call him space santa. Logan grimmnar!😂😂🐺
And just like that the thousand sons sorcerer has won a massive bet as he was the only one to call that a space wolf would make his way into the race despite being banned for a drunk driving accident just before registration
While I don't think the custodian will win, I just can't pin down what in this match up will be able to catch and deal with it. It's really REALLY fast. The lance will also help it run down any opponent, the only fault is that it doesn't have nearly enough dakka.
It's fast... but is it faster than all the guns that will be pointed in the direction of whoever gets into the lead?
The Eldar factions all have him on lock.
*tau laugh as they fly up high enough that they can't stab them
Tau are faster and have turrets so they could outrun him and shoot Wit drones in to the air inteak or hi face
Yeah but if he gets even close to them they fold
I've wanted 40Kart for so long. The Orky race game is great, but there's easily enough material in the lore already for everyone to have their own race vehicles.
dude me too. i would kill for a kart racing game in the 40k universe
That's a brilliant name
Tbh here is currently a 40k Ork battle racer in development currently. It got announced with an alpha a few months ago and most people who played it loved it.
@@Tortle-Man i played that and loved it too, but it's not the same. i was hoping for a racing game like crash ctr or something of the sort.
And therefore, orkz to have more race vehicles.
My personal bet is the hellhound. The meks try to blow it up to start the race, miss, hit the Lamenters, and cause a chain reaction leaving the promethium pyre untouched and ever other contestant and spectator dead.
I absolutely love the 'Wacky Race' as a concept
Gorka-Morka would be an amazing book series
My Ork side bets:
1:1 Shokkjump Dragsta opens a shokk tunnel that a few racers follow and they end up in the warp
3:1 At least 3 kars explode off the start line because Deathskullz pit crews whipped out wrenches and started looting their kars
5:1 Megatrakk Scrapjet loses it's wheels and treads and it's just the ork and grot gunner riding a rocket
7:1 The checkered flag at the last lap has all the Goffs leaping on to track because they think it's a rallying cry
10:1 Ork power of belief summons a rocket propelled Stompa mid race that just busts in like the Kool Aid man, or the dreadnought from Death Race 1
HAHAHHA the bit about the Goffs charging the field is awesome!
Lol @the ork riding the scrapjet like the coyote riding an acme rocket
The sydonian dragoon wins just because it moves non-stop despite the skitarii getting eaten by the moloch at the start.
Both knights don't even make it past the starting line because they're too busy dueling each other.
The custodian is there as a black shield, and protects the Hellhound throughout the entire race.
The race is delayed 5 minutes because the 40 harlequins are still getting into their car.
It's so sad those Harlequins died in that Shockjump Dragsta teleportation accident.
*pulls out a tissue, pulls out a tissue, pulls out a tissue, pulls out a...*
I was fully expecting the grey knights to have a lone interceptor sprinting at full speed around the track with it's 24 inches of movement
That's a fighter jet
Why the necrons didn't bring their super speedy, practically silent, hard to hit when moving Tomb Blades is the real question
Same reason the Eldar didnt bring a Fire Prism probably.
I was hoping for a monolith, myself!
They did bring it, it’s just still hidden
@@andrewlewis2123 Teleportation doesn't count.
This is such a fun concept! I would play the hell out of a Warhammer racing game
Every faction has their own racing vehicle and special power: you can have Astartes on hoverbikes, Orks on car-shaped things powered by their imagination, Catchan soldiers riding on a giant abomination of nature and Harlequins on what can only be described as a clown car-starship. Also Doomrider on his drug-powered motorbike
Gorkamorka might be up your alley then.
It could be to the 40k setting what Blood Bowl is for the fantasy setting.
Speed Freeks was somewhat close to that. I didn't care for the pre-release version (the production values were very poor), but the game design was fairly fun.
You could always scour eBay for a copy of Dark Future. I think I still have some of the minis somewhere.
Now I NEED someone to animate this in a wacky race style
THAT would be perfect
I was already thinking that by the time I finished the video.
Great minds!
Note from the end of the video: Never apologize for your humor! I think you guys are hilarious and you shouldn’t feel like you have to apologize for it. Let the people “cringe” if they want to (they’re going to anyway) and own your jokes!
Besides, I LOVED the humor!
My bet is for the two knights to get into a grudge match, but then they trip over the Necron Overlord's barge while he's trying to monologue and all three go over a conveniently placed cliff.
Honestly the barge does fly, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were to just rise back up and the lord to say "anyways where was I.... YES! It was several million years ago..."
Tyranid race car is a thing of nightmares
As a Tyranid player I get why they don't really have an entry in this, but I'm still bummed to not really have anyone repping us in the race. Include a Harridan or a Dimachaeron or something, or 6 Ravenors in a trench coat 😂
So, some important notes on this. I am planning on animating this:
- the speed freekz boss will be important
- the khorne team will be a main threat
- the tyranid will definitly be important
- the custodian (steve) will arrive in nothing but his underwear
- the hellhound will DEFINITLY explode
- the harleyquinn will do the most ridicoulus things (dont know what)
- the knight mechs will start fighting each other
- the necrons will end up chained to the dracoon, wich walks off and is never heard of again
- the snail from team nurgle will just slowly keep going throughout the whole race
- the fateskimmer accidentily teleports himself back to the start of the race and looses
would love a specialty racing 40k game in the style of bloodbowl
Good news! Speed freaks the game is coming to a store near you real soon!
@@stephottey9535 think they meant tabletop I.E big racetrack board with using vehicle models from 40k proper. To make this a little more 'fair' things with the deep strike keyword would be axed and titanic for that matter. Only single model vehicle units would probably be allowed. could definitely see this being a fun homebrew game
I'm late but iirc there's Gorkamorka, though that game I think has been out of production or something for a while
We all know the louder the weapon the better.
Sisters brought a giant church organ. That is not only a weapon, that is a statement.
Brother- Cousin- Chaplain Cletus! OMG I'm dying of laughter.
You forgot the Imperial Navy’s competitor: a single Retribution-class Battleship. Many contestants are concerned about the fact that the ship is longer than the actual race track, others are concerned about its continent-shattering broadside. Only time will tell how the captain of the ship will fare in the race to come.
I absolutely loved this. You might think it’s cringey but I genuinely had a smile on my face the entire time and laughed quite a bit through the entire video. Please do more of this!
Having the mawloc there is like having them race on arrakis with active worm sign i love it
I did not expect uma musume showing up in a warhammer podcast
You clearly don't know the level of degen weebs you're dealing with here.
That honestly sent me
For the Skull Cannon if you build it with the cannon facing the back you can use it as a booster.
I'm picking the Rampager if it can use CK strats. Just gonna be running through all terrain in its path in search of victims.
If it wasn't for supply issues the war dog karnivote would have been great. That thing clocks a top speed of 14 inches.
I think the Piranha is a sleeper pick. It has the menacing ability to slow down other contestants as they charge forward
They’ve either ran out of ideas or are just getting started
I hope for the latter
This is genuinely one of the most fun episodes yet. I've been giggling like an idiot the whole damn time.
I guess I could go an easy route and bet that The Command at least survives (it spent the first 56 minutes of the race reciting the lords full titles and honors)
The death guard entry should be a rhino with two Plaguecasters in it. It may not be the fastest, but it can slow down the other racers around it.
Ok now what the hell is this one
One of the most orktober things ever.
Amazing, that's what this is
Perfection
"Brother cousin Chaplain Cletus" 😂😂😂
I was NOT ready to hear that😂
To be fair I'm surprised there hasn't been any Warhammer games specifically themed about vehicles, where you can drive a lot
Mad respect for the wacky races call back. So want to see you two anouce an acutal race.
A Tervigon with adrenal glands is a type of racecar. It's more of a converted bus, but an ork race is mostly a demolition derby anyway
Wildesr of wide bets, 100 teef on the hellhound surviving, not winning, not getting the most kills, just straight up surviving
I mean first things first I’ve got good money on the venom and the starweaver, they seem like properly fast gits, but I’m worried about them hanging back to blast the slaanesh chariot into oblivion. Also, mad props to the lamented for coming out today.
I also think this could absolutely be the start of a hysterically dumb competition of which faction can move the fastest by comboing strats, abilities, charges, etc.
My teefs on genestealers, decent killing, won't get attacked by tyranid contestants, may not get attacked from human contestants. They don't physically look like much of a threat so as long as the more radical factions like orks and chaos fight each other it could make a good lead in the last third
Good video really like your guys stuff!
I can see the necrons not even making it across the starting line as the overlord is too busy with his pre-race victory speech which takes a full week to finish.
Lmfao that Uma Musmume at the begining. 11:02 the editor is doing gods work. 24:05 All the pleasantries it was a fun episode I liked the injokes. Especially the Black templar hillbilly one
I am placing all my teef on that shockjump dragsta for finishing the race. 😂
You know, if this were to happen, say, a year ago, and the vertus guy came from the cool and hip Solar Watch instead of those squares at Emperor’s Chosen, all my money would be on him, no doubt about it. Have fun indulging Orks and shooting at each other at the starting line, while my guy is bolting away at constant pace of 21 Emperor-blessed inches per turn, all while being impervious to most of your damage and looking good doing it 😎
As things stand now, however, my money’s on the snail guy - everyone in this queue seems to think very highly of him!
"Hey, good work over there, Sagitaur!" "YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!" *crash*
You make it sound like there weren't multiple fireball deaths in the pod race scene. Anakin only survived because plot armor.
I don’t think there actually registered as competitors in the race because they are all expected to imminently die before it even starts, but I wanted to shout of the Atillan Rough Riders for showing up on horseback, and the Steeds of Slaanesh for showing up as horses
The Taurox Prime is also a good choice for Militarum, lots of guns and fast
My bet is on the Mawloc, he's a good boy trying his best. Great episode as well.
love this one so far, i bet the orkz and tau will have the best ones, maybe eldar too
I'm betting necrons simply because they're so slow that everyone will forget they were a part of the race. Then they will all kill themselves, allowing the necrons to win by default.
Just as intended for the immortal empire!
I have such good memories of watching Whacky Races on snow days at 8am lol. Cars go fast cool, dakka and 40k cool.
The Uma Musume clip had me howling. Good work, Berilio.
6:06 There must be a Never-ending Story joke to make about racing snails I just can't think of one.
Just before the race began, a horn rang out, as a church walked up to the starting line.
Wait no, thats an imperator titan
This was a very fun and adorable episode. I'd love to see this race play out. My Teef are definitely on the Harlequins or Drukari - you never know what those sneaky elves are going to get themselves up to!
200 thrones on the chaos knight getting the most kills, he is going to stop at least 5 competitors if there ever comes a narrow corridor
This was a wonderful little change of pace. I wouldn't mind silly fun time episodes becoming a more frequent thing, especially with how often y'all go full "spreadsheets are my passion". Good to have stuff like this be a known quantity, if only for "in case brain fried, break glass" reasons.
This was amazing. I loved the sports caster analysis of the entries. A very funny and entertaining episode. I'm just betting on dakka
Sad to see no Scout Sentinels, but I will certainly bet against the Slaanesh Chariot - It'd spend too much time trying to kill the other contestants rather than attempting to win. Great Cast today!
My money is on the Vertus Praetor to look the shiniest!
Can you tell me what is the game your showing in the background?
The Ork one? Speed Freeks, it's not out yet. Bricky did a video on the beta I think.
The ork one
@@thepoorhammerpodcast thanks the game looks really good
19:08 is even funnier after the quiz show episode, because you can tell that Eric _thinks_ that the joke is "the Tzeentch bet placer can see the future and thus knows what to bet on for the most payout" when the joke is actually "the Lamenters are the unluckiest chapter and cannot get out of even a fun little wacky contest without losing half of their chapter as casualties".
Plot Twist:Farsight appears out of a red Manta and saves the Piranha Pilots chopping the Drukhari Witchy Bitches into Emo Knife Ear Chop Suey,also the orks begin to cheer him up screaming DA RED KOMET,because Farsight's XV86 is painted red and is going fast as fuck at the moment,also Aun'Shi and the rest of the Ethereals give the thumbs up to Farsight being there as their second entrance to the competition!
20 bolt shells that the lamentors get cross the finish line last, after getting lost through a forgotten mining shaft and having to outrace the collapsing tunnels. And lead an evacuation of human civillians.
30 cogs that the Dragoon runs the opposite way cause the Cogboy notice a glint in the sand that might have a piece of archeaotech.
Yeah, but only 6 people get out of the mine though and somehow a leftenit died. Oh and the people who died were somehow the lamenters parents.
Damn the waaagh energy c😊onnection told me to check during my drive to work and here we are.
Hey now! That Impulsor has a sword strapped to it! That obviously makes it different. I'll be betting on the Rampager for kills, and the clowns to finish first, but I will be cheering for the Exorcist.
ALL MY TEFF ARE ON DA SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTA IT’ll BE ZOOMIN ACROSS THE FEILD AND JUMPIN!!!
damn I only found you guys this week and currently watching all the back log of your guys stuff and this comes out as I'm painting... today's good... life's good... models not good... its fine
oooh what army you painting up
@@Pallyk426 all my backlog of tzeentch 😂
@@ihaiaoconnor1209 That's not a backlog, it's Just As Planned.
This is some of your greatest work