"Screw the rules, I have money!" "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" "Screw the money, I have rules! … Wait, let me try that again." "Screw the Yules, I have money!" I love these four.
Yuya: I Pendulum Summon Performapal Hippo and Odd Eye Pendulum Dragon! Sledgehammer: Wait a minute did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? Yuya: Yeah, so? Sledgehammer: That’s against the rules isn’t it? Yuya: Screw the rules, I have green hair!
Yugi: Wait a minute! Did you just summon bunch of Mon- Kaiba: Yes, I summoned them all in 1 turn, STAHP ASKING! Yugi: I'm just wondering as all...! Kaiba: YEAH WELL DONT! It's almost Kaiba is getting tired of your shit. XD
Yami: Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba, I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy" That line killed me 😭🤣
*Me in Pokémon legends with an Arceus before I even beat the frenzied palkia far enough distance* Volo:~𝓢𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓽~ I feel like someone just screwed the rules Me:𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕥!
Playing Power of Chaos Kaiba the Revenge, while I have Chain Energy on my field. Kaiba: I activate my spell card (Harpie's Feather Duster) Me: Wait a minute did you just activate a card from your hand without paying 500 for Chain Energy? Kaiba: Yeah, so? Me: That's against the rules isn't it? Kaiba: *Screw the rules, you're in my game now!*
"did you summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?" "yes it is called pendulum summoning." "isn't that against the rules? this is GOAT format." "Screw the rules I'm a protagonist"
Kind sir, I invite you politely to vote for him, you will see the result of his actions after he's become the president anyway, which is basically fucking up the whole system.
"We lived in an orphanage because, I fired our parents." lmfao
***** Screw the money I have rules...wait.
***** Screw the rules i have money xD
xDD
+TempestGaming Screw your yules I have money
fking love that line
"It was a very depressing time in my life since I didn't have any money so I was unable to screw the rules!"
TheOrangeMatty i laugh so hard XD
TheOrangeMatty Me:too bad😈
S.Kaiba:you are a jerk
I feel his pain
I can't screw the rules without money too
The only part that made me laugh so hard
😂
"we lived in an orphanage because i had fired our parents" ... the abridged version makes me like him even more
They couldnt even do their job right
The thing is, I believe that, because that`s what happened with his last father.
3:04
@1:30
Joey: "Screw my sister, I have money"
Tristan: "Fine, I will!"
Tristan that sister humper!
the way Joey said it makes it sound like he wants to screw his sister XD
MrHotBagel screw the rules I'm in love with nurse Joy
i saw the episode. tristan didn't actually say "fine,i will" however,tristan does in fact want to sleep with joey's sister
@@Kuriboh1008 yes I was hoping someone would like that one
"I don't like to be touched by people who don't have money"
lmao!!! XD
2:39
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn't have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules."
Nobody cared ok
You Obviously cared since your the only person who answered him
@@alexuchiha311 right
@@kaytheshadow21 261 people did
"Well done Mokuba!, now go steal something from Wheeler too!"
Then you're fired from the SPYRAL Foundation!
Yeah, but what would he say if he wasn't a giant prick?
"Im too rich to die!" i want to say that once in my life
Congraaaaatulations you just did!
ME TOO SO BADLY!!!
"Screw the rules, I have money!"
"Screw the rules, I have green hair!"
"Screw the money, I have rules! … Wait, let me try that again."
"Screw the Yules, I have money!"
I love these four.
SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES!!!....... wait lemme try that again
I would like to believe he screws money, but he screws dragons-
IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME
"Screw the rules, I HAVE GREEN HAIR!"
You on drugs Kaiba? XD
Weed doesn't make you see things, acid does.
I think that's an allusion to the fact that season 0 Kaiba had green hair.
"Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"
"That's it, Moto! You're f*cking dead!"
2:43
"Kindly get the f**k out of my mansion"....LMAO
i cant LOLOLOL!!!!!
"Good job Mokuba, now steal something from Joey too" always gets me.
Kaiba: Screw the yules, I have money!
Damn, what a grinch.
Yugi: wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: yeah, it’s called pendulum summoning
Yuya: I Pendulum Summon Performapal Hippo and Odd Eye Pendulum Dragon!
Sledgehammer: Wait a minute did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Yuya: Yeah, so?
Sledgehammer: That’s against the rules isn’t it?
Yuya: Screw the rules, I have green hair!
“Well don Mokuba now steal something from Joey too.” Killed me😂😂😂😂😂
Yugi: Wait a minute! Did you just summon bunch of Mon-
Kaiba: Yes, I summoned them all in 1 turn, STAHP ASKING!
Yugi: I'm just wondering as all...!
Kaiba: YEAH WELL DONT!
It's almost Kaiba is getting tired of your shit. XD
Years later he would end up the receiving end against Dartz who enjoyed throwing that back at him.
screw the money, I have rules... wait
Screw the money I have rules XD 1:10
Screw the rules i have green hair :D
Erikas Dauparas XD
SonicBoomShad screw the likes I gave lots of subs
...wait, let me try that again. XD
Lol
"We lived in an orphinage becuase I had fired our parents" lol sounds like em alright
0:44 and the meme was born
Screw the rules, I have green hair!
Huh, that’s weird, I should probably cut down on the drugs
"I'm more smexy than you~
Doubtful."
-Kaiba
I was crying in laughter by the end!
same here
"Well done Mokuba. Now steal something from Joey too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Screw the fans, we have *_CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYKAAALS_*
That has to be the most stupidest thing you have ever said...oh wait....
"Here Yugi, I'd do it myself but I'm obscenely rich" 🤣
2:27 Funniest one imo😂
Kaiba: screw the rule, i have money
Yugi: screw the rule, i have cheat mode!
Nahhh
Yami: Screw the rule I’m the main character AND have plot armor AND I’m king of games AND I’m an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh
It's not on here but it's the best one yet. "It looks like the rules (puts on sunglasses) just got screwed." Hey Yeeeaaa!
1:32 probably my favorite roast in the whole abridged
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn't have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules." xDDD!
2023 and I still came back to this
Screw the rules, I have fandoms!
2:20 Me if I had a kid brother
Kaiba > Vegeta
Noise Marine Kaiba’s more like a fusion between Bulma and Vegeta. The pride of a prince + The money of a blue-haired woman = Seto Kaiba
@@RainbowWish kaiba is better than vegeta.
Screw the rules I'm in love with Nurse Joy
Screw the money, I have memes
"This is my money no one can take it from me! The police? The law? Screw the rules I have money!" - Finance King 1988
Yami: Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba, I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy"
That line killed me 😭🤣
We lived in an orphanage... because I had fired our parents.
You almost killed me with this. HILARIOUS!!!
How these damn Pendulum monsters are now.
"Screw the rules, I have a magic necklace!" -Yuya Sakaki
2021, the world's gone to shit and this still cracks me up
1:10 When someone tries to bribe an honest judge.
Kaiba: “Screw the rules I have green hair! Huh well that was just weird I should probably cut down on the drugs.”
"Screw the rules! I have green hair" made me laugh out loud.
3:04 LOL
Was this to Seto firing their parents or Seto saying “my smexiness far outranks yours” to Joey?
@@MidnightDuckling I don't even remember anymore lol
@@KratosAurionPlays LMAO WAIT I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO RESPOND 😂😂😂
@MidnightDuckling lmao don't worry I'm still alive 😂
@@KratosAurionPlays EIGHT YEARS, EIGHT AND YOU STILL FREAKING RESPONDED IM FREAKIN MINDBLOWN LIKE HUHHHHH????
"SCreWw ThE RoOLs, I'm iN LoVE WiTH NuRsE JoY."
Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy.
2:37 For a second I thought Kaiba knocked the chair away with a massive erection before realizing it was his knee
*Me in Pokémon legends with an Arceus before I even beat the frenzied palkia far enough distance*
Volo:~𝓢𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓽~ I feel like someone just screwed the rules
Me:𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕥!
Playing Power of Chaos Kaiba the Revenge, while I have Chain Energy on my field.
Kaiba: I activate my spell card (Harpie's Feather Duster)
Me: Wait a minute did you just activate a card from your hand without paying 500 for Chain Energy?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Me: That's against the rules isn't it?
Kaiba: *Screw the rules, you're in my game now!*
"Screw the money, I have rules!... Wait, let me try again..." this part is sooooooooo funny!!Ahahah!!!Lol XD
good compilation! loved the abridged series!
screw the rules I have affluenza
"I'm too rich to die" Ahahah.
"did you summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
"yes it is called pendulum summoning."
"isn't that against the rules? this is GOAT format."
"Screw the rules I'm a protagonist"
"all clips belong to LittleKuriboh" eeeyeah tell 4Kids! that
well now you can summon 3 blue eyes in 1 turn
Screw my sister, I have money!!!
If i ever win the lottery I'm going to be saying this alot.
I KNOW! I've always wanted to say everything kaiba said in this video while having money! Its my childhood dream!
Sammee
I always wanted to say this line and be able to back it up. lol
0:51 Wallstreet reacting to GameStop hedgefunds being sold.
"Screw the money, I have rules...
Wait lemme try that again-"
1:10
Donald Trump be like
lmfao!
Admit it we would vote for him if he said this in the debate
Why? Why not vote for him based on his platform and previous record?
Kind sir, I invite you politely to vote for him, you will see the result of his actions after he's become the president anyway, which is basically fucking up the whole system.
Reason I like him is because he is the polar opposite of every politician.
God I miss yugioh abridged
“It proves that I’m obscenely rich” LOLLLLL
Best Seto Kaiba tribute ever!!!!!!!! XD
I kidnapped your grampa Yugi, and then I dueled him into submission.
Screw the rules I have green hair!!!
Still funny a decade later lol
The Two Time boy 🤝 was here due to Dr Disrespect
Screw, my sister, I have money😂
Screw the rules... 🤝 I'm the 2X🏆Boy ...and
Screw the rules... I have Mrs Assassin🏆💕🏆💕
Screw the rules I have Pendulum summoning!
Never gets old😂😂
Kaiba's parents were employed by who again? lol
1:36 it's kinda funny because Kaibas voice actor also speaks for Brock
I love the season 0 opening used for YGOTAS
0:43 It's so ironic how this has grown.
Fake Gosaburo Kaiba: screw the rules I have your money 😂😂😂
“Screw the money I have rules!” It’s funny cause he messed up😂😂
And now we have "Screweth yon rules, I have chivalry!"
"Hey look at me! I'm Seito Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like Brock from Pokémon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"
i lived in an orphanage because i fired my parents - fact
Wow we've come a loooong way since the first episode
1:38 I HAVE A DRAGON FETISH LMAOOOOO😂😂😂😂 I CANT ANYMORE-
"screw the money, i have rules.
wait lemme try that one agai-"
he never got to try again
well done makouba now go steal something from joey that made me laugh hard
We lived in an orphanage because i fierd our parents xD
Screw the rules, I have green hair 😂 That killed me
1:49 best face ever
"Also here's 3 million dollars (yoink!)" hahahaha!!!
When you're RICH as hell (screw the rules I have money XD)
Screw the rules, I have GREEN HAIR
"kindly get the **** out of my mansion" lmao
"Screw the money i have rules!"
"Wait let me try that again
Bwahahahaha!! I'd knock an island away with this laughter
Screw the rules I have money!