Gotta respect that Martin has made his characters’ personalities and voices so distinct from eachother that you forget most of the series is one dude talking to himself for hours at a time
@@matthewgallaway3675 The characters already existed, of course. He’s talking about how he gave them all pretty distinct personalities and voices despite almost all of them being portrayed by one guy.
@@matthewgallaway3675Let’s be fair here. The original side characters aren’t that different from each other. It’s the comedy that allows LK to flesh them out. Turning Yami into an asshole, or Dartz into a nutcase you can barely understand really helps
@@matthewgallaway3675The characters in YGOTAS are different from YGO. They’ve either got the base personality traits cranked to 11 or have completely different ones. That’s what they meant.
I love how the pharaoh talks about his slaves and time as pharaoh but in the end he was maybe actually a pharaoh for all of five minutes before s**t went down.
Jerry: this is Jerry from Millennium Tech Support. what seems to be the problem? Melvin: It's this rod: ever since Yugi and Kaiba dueled it hasn't been obeying me. Jerry: have you tried working the shaft?
Igi tbh. Joey/Jonouchi when you get past the jokes and grins and goofiness isn't that likeable. He's rude and arrogant for absolutely no merit (unlike Seto who backs up his attitude with results & prowess), he can be very inconsiderate even toward loved ones, he has a hair-trigger temper (like his dad I guess), he's not just dim and broke but also uninterested in doing anything about it (at least Tea & Duke have jobs...), and lest we forget he used to be a fearsome bully and a violent gang-member (in the manga iirc he beat grown men up so badly he sent them to hospital) and brutally that's really the only thing he's good at besides card games. He learns to be a good friend...on a basic level, eventually, and that's the best we can say about him. What's more, he is so one-track minded and has such low self-esteem that he lets himself get coerced and led around romantically by a grown woman who is clearly using him as a toy. For some reason I liked his character as a kid/teen, but looking back I think he's kind of a jackass and a loser--Seto isn't just being mean when he dunks on Joey publicly, he has Joey's number. Tristan & Duke are actually characters I'd rather follow or know irl.
Tech support: We’re sorry mr Marik Ishtar your data service for your millennium rod has expired. Please upgrade your plan or feel free to use wifi Marik: WHY IN THE NAME OF RA DOES THE ROD NEED A DATA PLAN Atem: sorry for hot-spotting to your rod my puzzle ran out of data and koiba won’t give me the pass word
: Look papa a stray cat! Isn't it amusing how confidently he casts his stones despite also coming from nil? Maybe he's still pissed that he got neutered in the first episode. Now he has to be unapologetically extra to be noticed. Call me a bard cause I just cast vicious mockery on this unsaintly blue menace. 6:04
Fun fact, by that point in the duel there was absolutely no way Merrick could have made a comeback in any way, he had no cards, traps, spells or monsters to defend himself, all that went down on his battle phase and as soon as he ended his turn all yugi had to do was to attack with dark magician girls and gg.
"Tristan, why're YOU laughing??" "your hair looks like a box" This scene almost killed me with laughter first time I ever heard it. I had to force myself to stop laughing so I could breathe 😂
Seto leaves him alone in the canon sub & dub, as well. Arguably it's because Tristan/Honda is a forgettable lowkey guy who doesn't duel and isn't flashy or loud, so Seto forgets he's even present, but I personally headcanon that it's because Tristan is tough & no-nonsense in a way that makes Seto intimidated. and because Tristan doesn't care about Seto's gaming prowess or wealth/power or intelligence so he can't be pressured or gaslit like most of the other characters. So Seto just doesn't take the risk of messing with him, especially since there'd be little payoff for Seto except the negatives of Joey trying to punch him or Duke/Otogi making business more difficult.
Something that yami bakura did to influence a part of the millenium puzzle so a part of his soul can life on even without the millenium ring, it's kind of confusing
Remember right at the start of battle city when Yugi gave the puzzle away like a dumbass and it got smashed? Yami Bakura got his hands on one of the pieces and slipped a bit of his soul in it.
So three artifacts were pure evil and three were pure good and the seventh was somewhere in between to keep balance over the other six. Hmm, seems legit when you consider Egypt was built on the backs of slaves😂
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Gotta respect that Martin has made his characters’ personalities and voices so distinct from eachother that you forget most of the series is one dude talking to himself for hours at a time
He didn’t make the characters? It’s an abridged series they already existed.
@@matthewgallaway3675 The characters already existed, of course. He’s talking about how he gave them all pretty distinct personalities and voices despite almost all of them being portrayed by one guy.
@@matthewgallaway3675Let’s be fair here. The original side characters aren’t that different from each other. It’s the comedy that allows LK to flesh them out.
Turning Yami into an asshole, or Dartz into a nutcase you can barely understand really helps
@@matthewgallaway3675The characters in YGOTAS are different from YGO.
They’ve either got the base personality traits cranked to 11 or have completely different ones.
That’s what they meant.
@@matthewgallaway3675You're not very bright, are ya?
Koiba kills me everytime 🤣🤣
his name, is not, koiba!
@@CathrineMacNiel Oh Catherine, Koiba is going to slaughter you
same lmaooo
His name is seto
Ka-dab-ba
"But your just an eyeball now, how are you going to rule anything?"
"I will....blink at things...angrily...until they submit!!!"
Lmfao!
It worked for Sauron.
Lol 😂😂🤣🤣
I love how the pharaoh talks about his slaves and time as pharaoh but in the end he was maybe actually a pharaoh for all of five minutes before s**t went down.
He is a huge troll, he doesnt even have memories of his past life aside from him begging for milk as a baby🤣. If Ishizu wasn't trolling him as well.
Like most Pharoah, actually
I love how kaibas check for the car just says "all of Joey wheelers money"
"I will kick or ass white boy" had me dead
"Down, Mokuba! Very bad!"
Whimpering
Past Pharaoh- You dress funny
Past Kaiba- haghh?!
Present Kaiba- haghh?!
DRESS FUNNY?!
@@scarlightemperor3410 don’t be silly mokuba eh kaiba a great guy
"Marik put a bra on this instance", I refuse , my melons were meant to be free".
I can actually believe that's a conversation a daughter will eventually have with the parents
Jerry: this is Jerry from Millennium Tech Support. what seems to be the problem?
Melvin: It's this rod: ever since Yugi and Kaiba dueled it hasn't been obeying me.
Jerry: have you tried working the shaft?
Super Kami Guru: Good work Jerry
Melvin: Classy
4:43 “Wait a minute, if we were on the first turn how did you attack?”
“SCREW THE RULES, I HATE JOEY!”
it was actually kaiba's first turn, meaning the second turn
@@KieraQ0323 no
@@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 then how did he attack?
@@KieraQ0323 Cause he's Kaiba. And 1st round is when they don't attack. Both players need to have their turns done
Also, Joey summoned Gearfried.
The absolute HATRED in Kaiba's voice when he says "Wheeler" is just perfect 😂😂😂
Igi tbh. Joey/Jonouchi when you get past the jokes and grins and goofiness isn't that likeable. He's rude and arrogant for absolutely no merit (unlike Seto who backs up his attitude with results & prowess), he can be very inconsiderate even toward loved ones, he has a hair-trigger temper (like his dad I guess), he's not just dim and broke but also uninterested in doing anything about it (at least Tea & Duke have jobs...), and lest we forget he used to be a fearsome bully and a violent gang-member (in the manga iirc he beat grown men up so badly he sent them to hospital) and brutally that's really the only thing he's good at besides card games. He learns to be a good friend...on a basic level, eventually, and that's the best we can say about him. What's more, he is so one-track minded and has such low self-esteem that he lets himself get coerced and led around romantically by a grown woman who is clearly using him as a toy. For some reason I liked his character as a kid/teen, but looking back I think he's kind of a jackass and a loser--Seto isn't just being mean when he dunks on Joey publicly, he has Joey's number. Tristan & Duke are actually characters I'd rather follow or know irl.
"I just fucking hate people" i can relate with that quote.
3:22 Tristan says what the entire fandom thinks.
😂
😂 I was thinking about the same thing
@@Jackson-89woodwhere in the world are these people getting these jokes from
Uh no.
"I have a blue-eyes white dragon jet your argument is invalid" i'ma use that in every yugioh argument
Seto was really getting everything except therapy
I'm still surprised the jet hasn't been made a yugioh card yet
@@AFlyingSwiveIt is a card, Blue-Eyes Jet Dragon.
3:09 this whole sequence is gold.
Wheeler needs to take Kaiba to the Nuremberg trials for crimes against humanity after that absolute incineration towards the end.
JUST F**K ALREADY 3:22
"You have put me on hold for the last time" is killing and it's on 0:22
"this is exactly the type of bullshit that makes me want to murder everybody"
"I have a blue eyes white dragon jet your argument is invalid."
Pharaoh's reaction when he heard about the bronze medal was so funny 😂😂🥉
This one thing is cut well enough and keeps full jokes in it makes me feel like im watching an actual episode
Tech support: We’re sorry mr Marik Ishtar your data service for your millennium rod has expired. Please upgrade your plan or feel free to use wifi
Marik: WHY IN THE NAME OF RA DOES THE ROD NEED A DATA PLAN
Atem: sorry for hot-spotting to your rod my puzzle ran out of data and koiba won’t give me the pass word
"My melons were meant to be free"
Wi-Fi capability function??? Marik is Mad now😂😂
I am very angry!😠
I love that in canon Roland was one the few guys that genuinely seemed to like kiaba and was loyal to the guy.
And Fuguta, the other employee with the brown hair and beard. He's as loyal as Roland. But Roland gets a lot of spotlight.
You have to wonder how Seto managed to endear them, because he makes it his second career to have other people hate him.
“Win the bronze medal how cute”
“Win the bronze medal. 😂😂😂 That’s cute. I like it!”
"JUST F*** ALREADY" is so funny
3:22
Same with Bakura and Marik 😂@@bendydevil4935
Even better is Duke standing close behind Tristan trying to look innocent like they aren't getting up to the same thing
16:15 Kiaba accidentally saying that Joey has enough money to get that car.
XD
Very true or he just gave poor Joey more debt xd
"Add me on duel links"
As a duel links player I approve
10 seconds and i'm alredy laughing 😂
Yep
Got me too damnit
The tech support sideplot was amazing
Thank you for calling the Millennium card game
yes
"I am mad at you for both activating the seal of orichalcos and for having the most reasonable reason for being evil so far"
I can't, this is so funny
As a competitive player hearing the name ishizu immediately brings me war flashbacks i literally cannot hear the name the same
Every time I see abridged Kaiba i really want to see GX abridged Kaiba
That's actually him man he lost it
Yeah I'm sending cards into space fuck it why not.
"MY NAME IS NOT KOBIA!" - Kiba
...nnnyeh
The fucking "oh" Joey lets out when he finds out it's still the first turn.
KOIBA!
My name is not Koiba.
: Look papa a stray cat! Isn't it amusing how confidently he casts his stones despite also coming from nil? Maybe he's still pissed that he got neutered in the first episode. Now he has to be unapologetically extra to be noticed. Call me a bard cause I just cast vicious mockery on this unsaintly blue menace. 6:04
3:21 JUST F*** ALREADY!!
“ihaveablueeyeswhitedragonjetyourargumentisinvalid HAHAHAHAHAHAH”
everyones got a skitzophrenic alter ego in Yugioh
It seems you've never played dark magician girl before😂😂
He said, after the arc where we learn Tea’s favorite cars is Dark Magician girl
@@RealCoolstriker64technically not canon.
Fun fact, by that point in the duel there was absolutely no way Merrick could have made a comeback in any way, he had no cards, traps, spells or monsters to defend himself, all that went down on his battle phase and as soon as he ended his turn all yugi had to do was to attack with dark magician girls and gg.
15:34 fuckin' same. 😂😂😂😂
Tristan spouting facts since 1999 😂
,,Evil Egyptian 1000 year old tech support "
You think the wambulance came to the island also Who back here learning what happened to duke's music
"Hey there, this is the wambulance 3 years later. We even finally reached the island!"
@@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 any minut now...
3:01 Marik running off after the Safety Dance parody gets me every time
Koiba really did my man Tristan like that 😭
Tristan... Tristan... You are the single worst person I have ever met."
"Yay! I'm friends with Kaiba!"
Valon having a reasonable villain motive in the Doma world of plotholes is legit one of the funniest things in this entire season.
He should actually be allowed to explode a bllionaire and bring down a corporate empire, as a treat
16:59 Yuma: “Hold my Super Saiyan transformation”
"Bloody threatening" 😂
"Tristan, why're YOU laughing??"
"your hair looks like a box"
This scene almost killed me with laughter first time I ever heard it. I had to force myself to stop laughing so I could breathe 😂
Technical service representative be like 🤣🤣😂
“I activate enemy controller you ass clown” wow I laughed so hard
Lol 😂 Kaiba tells Mokuba down boy
Well at least Tristan got off easy when kaiba was roasting
Seto leaves him alone in the canon sub & dub, as well. Arguably it's because Tristan/Honda is a forgettable lowkey guy who doesn't duel and isn't flashy or loud, so Seto forgets he's even present, but I personally headcanon that it's because Tristan is tough & no-nonsense in a way that makes Seto intimidated. and because Tristan doesn't care about Seto's gaming prowess or wealth/power or intelligence so he can't be pressured or gaslit like most of the other characters. So Seto just doesn't take the risk of messing with him, especially since there'd be little payoff for Seto except the negatives of Joey trying to punch him or Duke/Otogi making business more difficult.
I had the hiccups while watching this. I laughed so hard that my hiccups went away.
“GUNDAM RAAAGE”
6:15 Me without glasses
Same. XD
5:55
Tristian: hey, I got off easy.
"All of our agents are currently busy playing card games."
Crazy how even after everything he said about Joey, Kaiba still thinks Tristain is more useless.
😂😂😂 why does this makes me die of laugher so much? It's so Hilarious
BROOKLYN RAAAAGE
3:09 - 3:23 for personal reasons
Wait but when did Koiba get his hands on Joey's checkbook? 🤣
As if Joey's ever seen or used a chequebook
And just like that, at 0:30 Melvin became the most relatable character in the Abridged Series
LoL Tea Gardner
9:27 I love being German :D (Oh scheiße :DD)
10:43 he's got a point
You can hire a pinata . . . ?
it was at that moment time joey turned into a saint seiya character
Kaiba is sus
*giggles in Pegasus*
9:31 best part
"Tee Gardner" 🤣🤣
3:20
anybody remember them fake yugioh cards at dollar tree that smelled weird
Lol all I remember is my mom saying yugioh was like Pokemon but for older more mature children…
This whole entire thing 😂😂😂
Hooray I am friends with Kaiba!
I’m laughing so hard right now XD
If they sit around playing card games...how can I get a job at Millennium Item Tech Support?
There's only seven Items in total, talk about a piss-easy doss job
3:22 “JUST F#€K ALREADY!”
“Play nice Mokuba”
*6:31* m bison: *OF COURSE!!!!*
Kaiba really roasted Joey
koiba
the show that made it cool to be Skitzophrenic
It’s spelled schizophrenic, why does everyone here spell it wrong 💀
@@BlueCloud297what one of ur personalities is a teacher lol why does it matter
"My name is not Koiba!"
"And Tristan, Tristan" LOL
Mokuba can probably beat Joey that’s the funny part about it
16:14 ... so funny
What s written there?
@@aniriraniheilang8961 All of Joey Wheeler Money
10:47 Finally, my fellow 5D's stans. We have been validated!
GUNDAM RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Wait...
D... Did naked Marik have the Millennium Ring?
Then... How does Yami Bakura come back...?
Something that yami bakura did to influence a part of the millenium puzzle so a part of his soul can life on even without the millenium ring, it's kind of confusing
Remember right at the start of battle city when Yugi gave the puzzle away like a dumbass and it got smashed? Yami Bakura got his hands on one of the pieces and slipped a bit of his soul in it.
Koiba is such a good duelist.
3:14 - 3:23 basically Puppyshipping in a nutshell (or enemies to lovers)
2:38 this part makes Tea sound like the monarch from venture bros
So three artifacts were pure evil and three were pure good and the seventh was somewhere in between to keep balance over the other six. Hmm, seems legit when you consider Egypt was built on the backs of slaves😂
8:44 (me holding my breath...)
lmao i cna jiggle if i want to