I'm just picturing a momment or a picture scene with a Drukhari chasing people or kids who are the protagonists with a knife running through a hive city in alleyways. Giving is that almost silly cartoon but a little grim dark feel.
Warhammer is a children's setting, after all children were fighting, bleeding and dying for Cadia and Perlia. And those are just the documented cases we have books about.
I love that these books aren’t that bad actually and are pretty lore accurate sounds like a dark heresy campaign for a group of kids run by an adult lore nerd gm I feel like the first two were the best
I mean, i wouldn't be surprised if he was grown in a vat. Tech priests might live a long time but they can die all the same. Unless they are like Cawl who essentially replaced so much of his meat that he's an AI in everything but name now.
I read one of these book's,specifically "Attack of The Necron" and you know what? They're not too bad. Nothing amazing but a decent way to introduce 40k to your kid who may be interested
But why do children need to be introduced to 40k? And don't act like it'll be kids getting interested in it. It'll be the parents trying to get them into it. One assured way to make something unbearable is having your mom or dad try to convince you it's cool.
I also agree. In Russia, too, this news was treated extremely controversially, but on backstreams (these are retellings of books) we listened to the book and it turned out that books are not such lousy shit. That is, as children's books, they are quite good for themselves, and the setting is respected, even if it is very simplified. Our planet was destroyed, there were full-fledged character murders RIGHT IN THE FRAME!!! Surprisingly, the books turned out to be quite good. In theory, they can even be purchased purely for the collection and be ashamed of it.
One of the biggest things everyone complained about was the one girl being a pacifist but iirc she definite becomes much more willing to use violence as things go on
@@LordCrate-du8zm talos would still skin People, but he Will hunt criminals and wrong doers. I dont remember Who it was, maybe talos Who broke out of his cell in a dark angels fort and killed a prison guard Who had abused a fellow prisoner.
Me too, but I always felt I was playing something that was meant for adults. I felt like a big boi, you know. Pokemon and Digimon, star wars even, those are for kids, but wh was for big bois
Im sure you had great fun reading about the daemonculaba or how servitors are made, or who the Drukhari are, but those things aren't exactly something that is for children, for a variety of strong reasons, most of them being the lack of introduction to complex adult topics,, one of them being the overcoming and coping with fear, that might just skew some neurons in the wrong direction. Maybe in your case it did mess something up.
I'd love to see one of these written by either Katherine Applegate or Yoshiyuki Tomino, both writers famous for doing stories about children in a military sci fi setting and pulling absolutely zero punches about the brutality they face.
I saw the thumbnail and thought of JT musics five nights rap were he goes "hey kids you like violence, want me to grab a spear bare suit stuff you inside it*
People who think children's books can't be dark didn't grow up reading Goosebumps, Animorphs, and BIONICLE. 40k's "grimdarkness" isn't in jeopardy or whatever people think.
I was introduced to 40k with 1st edition space hulk at 6yrs old. It was the dark "grown up" art and themes that made me a fan. Wouldn't have it any other way. Saddest thing is how soft it's got as I've grown up.
40k doesn't need to be edgy to be mature and dark. Case and point: Clone Wars, Batman the Animated Series, Avatar the Last Airbender, the Dark Crystal, Spiderverse, etc. And lets not forget that our hobby is based around *toy soldiers*, something looking to be for kids should be the last considereation for the quality of a work.
But Warhammer 40k is grimdark by design, unlike the other exampls, which have canonical dark takes and lighthearted takes. So a lighthearted Warhammer wouldn't be true to form. Sure, everyone is free to homebrew 40k for their family & friends, but that can't be the official take. PS. The hobby is based on a wargame with minies, not "toy soldiers".
“Hey guys I just removed all the grimdark form the grimdarkness of the far future, sure that’s said at the beginning of every book and a big reason people like it. But think of the CHILDREN!”
40k *is* edgy and dark, that’s the literal core of its very being. Take away the edginess, and you’re not really left with much, as the entire draw of the universe is “being the bad guy” and ironically buying into the propaganda and extreme-ness of the universe. That being said, I think there is a lot of potential with a ATLA or CW-style animated series about Age of Sigmar. It has all the wackiness with none of the grimderp. There are opportunities and themes that can be explored while keeping the rating PG and not being disingenuous to the setting.
I think 40k for kids has potential on a conceptual level I like the idea of a book teaching kids about the perils of propaganda, authoritarianism, and religious extremism all wrapped up in an over the top dark space fantasy setting
@@reinorwoah Bro, I noticed that youtube hardcore keeps deleting my reply. Anyway, yeah, the broodmother has certain... physical characteristics associated with Slannesh, but it aint pink or purple enough, and it doesn't got those big meaty claws.
Warhammer is the last thing a child growing up should find out about. Violence is so firmly embedded at the core of it, that any ideas to market it to children seem disingenuous and honestly, a little bit malicious.
@@sazechs_451 I suppose so. But toy soldiers don't always imply war crimes, torture, and all the other colorful stuff we associate grimdark with. It is possible to show IRL soldiers and historical knights in a PG manner. While doing so with 40k would be a lot more difficult.
I don't understand the need to create "child 40k", maybe I'm just out of touch with modern kids? I want kids to get involved in 40k, I myself got into it when I was 8-9 years old, as did some of my friends. The reason I loved it so much was seeing the artwork on my uncles copy of Space Crusade, my mind was blown when I found a shop filled with this artwork and models, prior to this all I had experienced was Airfix model kits. The artwork sucked me in, I remember opening up a Codex and the rulebook in store and flicking through it, it was like opening some old tome with artwork from a madman that had seen some horrific things (I still love John Blanche to this day). If I had walked into GW and seen this book as my first experience, I would have just thought "Ewww, kid stuff, this looks like Recess" and never looked back. I'm sure the books are great, and I myself am and always was a book worm, but that doesn't seem like the way to pull kids in. WH40k was like cigarettes for nerds as a kid to me. Edit: They should create child affordable kits, I used to get my fix on small packs of IG or w/e I could afford for
Albeit I am a youngling (yes, Star Wars reference,) I would rather read the more violent books (cause I like violent stuff, like DooM) aka the more standard books, rather then a Star Wars like book series (I mention the new animated show where there is younglings, and where people meme about Anakin gonna kill them.)
Yeah i think the books are interesting in that they take a big threat and scale it down. Also the characters make sense for the most part. The kid that deserted the IG? Yeah desertion is punishable by death or being turned into a servitor, but his origin planet literally blew up and i doubt the tzeentchian spaghetti that is imperial bureaucracy will know the lil guy was meant to be a guardsman. Archeologist girl... i mean, it'd make sense that people working in archeology would not like things that can potentially blow up irreplaceable archeotech... plus i think it'd be hilarious if she managed to placate a Tzeenchian or Slaaneshi space marine by talking a lot about history and getting them to talk about "How things went down from their perspective". After all those two also represent hope and perfectionism as well. Mekki is an odd one with the whole "research new things" idea. Though i generally imagine the imperium to commonly research and build new things regularly, it's just that they can't approach the tech levels of whatever can be made in STCs. Yeah a gunsmith along with some engineers could absolutely build and operate a workshop that makes M16 equivalents. but that technology has no reason to advance or spread outside their hive city. So those guns will only ever end up in the hands of gangsters. And good luck figuring out how to build a lasrifle or a powerpack for it from scratch without blowing up the whole hab block in the process. Same things probably apply to most other stuff where a dedicated group of people could probably recreate a lot of 21'st century tech but there's simply no point in ever doing it because the STC made equivalents are just so much better and often readily available.
I read the last three books, and it's surprisingly rather decent compare to other BL novel. It doesn't have a long paragraph to describe something and the plot is straight and simple. And yes, people are still dying in 40k style like being corrupted, blown out, and even vaporized in front of their eyes. The Necron is indeed an arrogant asshole that can solve their own problem, while the space marine is a gung ho asshole who put them in the firing lines.
Trouble is it's anything to make money .....but that's good business ! ..... ye old white dwarf magazine ..had a band on there own Warhammer records ....they take a lot of systems and ideas that exist before ...then put there stamp on it ..then cry THEIR copyright is infringed ! 😮😮 the company I love to hate :( ...check the bottom of their under investors ...
I'm having a hard time believing this is real. 1. There is No BLACK character. 2. There is no Gay or trans character. 3. There is no screaming blue haired girl boss character.
1. Hmm. maybe 2. Pushing Sexual prefs? Thats Slanneshy son. 3. Bring Attention to yourself for the Arbiters or PDFs, is a bad idea....she wouldn't last long
What your problem with these? Like seriously why would there be a problem with black characters? Gay or Tran characters have a history of poor writing due to being mostly shoehorned in. And the 3rd one is only an issue because the person who wrote it wanted a self insert.
Sorry but... 40k does not need to be Grimdark. Fulll disclosure. There are no female custodes. I am NOT advocating for a revamp of the product. I am simply saying that you could place an entire setting within the setting that has nothing Grimdark about it. You could have a show for toddlers about Ratlings on a peaceful Agri World where the biggest threat is a foolish, incompetant Necron who is the only one of his kind to survive some sort of malfunction and now seeks to force the Ratlings to work in his cookie factory. That is absolutely possible and NOT the most rediculous thing to occur in the setting. Sure, make 40k for kids. Just don't make 40k for "everyone."
While I agree you with AndrewChumKaser of tonal whiplash, your absolutely correct, I actually ran a modified DnD game set in the Warhammer 40k universe, here was the kicker I had a 9 year old, an 11 year old and a 13 year old at the table so I couldnt go to hard core. whatd I do? Orks...I had a crazy speed freek who was the leader of a gang of ork speedsters as my BBEG. I did the stupidest things, "How is his trukk flying!?" "Cuz he believes it can" etc. LOL The only parts of 40k i dont think you could make at all child friendly is Slaanesh and Drukhari, Orks are silly green guys who pay with teef and think the biggest ones da boss. Necrons are just evil robots, pretty digestible for kids, Aeldari are space elves....admittedly I think it would be hard to explain to a child why the Humans and Aeldari dont get along as even I am beginning to wonder that outside blatant xenophobia especially since Yvraine revived Guilliman... Chaos...even kids understand the concept of bad guys. just tone down the brutality. Now what I will say, whether you like it or not GW does own the IP, if they say theres female Custodes, there are in fact female custodes, you can not like that, you can voice your displeasure for the change, that doesn't change the reality. Also even bringing up female custodes in your message was pointless, and contributed nothing to the rest of you message. BTW I love the concept of Necron Cookie Factory.
@@1Rendus If the female Custodes thing is allowed then in four years 40k will not be worth talking about. They can make every faction kid friendly because no one will care. I threw away my Star Wars Merch and I will do the same to Warhammer if it becomes propaganda for bullshit.
@@1Rendus I would also note D&D did not survive wokeness. They put up a good front. The product looks alive. It's not. WoTC is broke and Hasbro cannot figure out why. NOTHING survives woke. It is the Dip from Roger Rabbit, the poison that kills ideas.
@@theprelate4219 it's not a matter of being allowed, it's already Canon, like it or not. Now me personally I don't care one way or the other about this change, I don't think it was needed or necessary but It really doesn't bother me. As for you, well lemme know if you have any Custodes, Imperial Knights or Orks I'll buy em off you since GW will do what it wants and with Blackrock and Vanguard as their main investors and wanting to keep Amazon happy things are just going to keep going in this direction so when you decide to "throw out" your warhammer stuff lemme know cuz I'll buy Imperial Knights, Orks or Custodes off ya :)
@@CorpCoral i started playing in 1992, when you had to math, be able to read, remeber, and extrapolate information to be able to create an army, and play a game. When painting was something you learned completely on your own, and there wasnt an internet to look at tutorials for building your metal models. Now im going to ask a question. Do you believe the gifted are the same as average, normal people, that they should be held to the same standards?
*"-HEY KIDS, WHO WANT TO SEE THE DEAMANCULABA WITH UNCLE PERTY????"*
Time to ride the Demon train!~
Can you imagine a children's book about the drukhari 💀
I'm just picturing a momment or a picture scene with a Drukhari chasing people or kids who are the protagonists with a knife running through a hive city in alleyways. Giving is that almost silly cartoon but a little grim dark feel.
Better that Chaos or Genestealers
@GuanGaunGoo yeah chaos would be how kids learn sex ed lol
@@Yeee-eg5ww yeah xd
*I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Warhammer is a children's setting, after all children were fighting, bleeding and dying for Cadia and Perlia. And those are just the documented cases we have books about.
Plus the death korps start digging trenches at the ripe old age of 13
Remember, kids, war crimes rhymes with fun times.
Warhammer 40k could have been a super-censored 80-90s Saturday morning cartoon and we would all remember it being awesome.
Remember doing drugs is heretical! Everytime you do it, it makes the god emperor cry!
Say no to chaos! Say no to drugs!
-Ultra Marine Dareonicus
Well did for Robocop a R rated movie along with Mortal Kombat a franchise that basically helped create the ESRB system.
@@AquaFan1998you made me smile HAHAHHAHA
I love that these books aren’t that bad actually and are pretty lore accurate sounds like a dark heresy campaign for a group of kids run by an adult lore nerd gm I feel like the first two were the best
bro is not a tech priest
Honestly the child of a tech priest is one of the sadest thoughts i can imagine
@@Fritz-co4pb "ah a baby , time to remove all his limbs:
I am not sure if tech priest still retain a instrument for making one i can't imagine a woman withstanding a tech priest literal metal pipe
I mean, i wouldn't be surprised if he was grown in a vat.
Tech priests might live a long time but they can die all the same.
Unless they are like Cawl who essentially replaced so much of his meat that he's an AI in everything but name now.
I read one of these book's,specifically "Attack of The Necron" and you know what? They're not too bad. Nothing amazing but a decent way to introduce 40k to your kid who may be interested
Given that there's no "Don't worry, they all had parachutes on" whenever there's obvious casualties.
But why do children need to be introduced to 40k?
And don't act like it'll be kids getting interested in it. It'll be the parents trying to get them into it.
One assured way to make something unbearable is having your mom or dad try to convince you it's cool.
infantilization is not making things more approachable for children, quite otherwise, its actively insulting their intelligence and learning capacity.
I also agree. In Russia, too, this news was treated extremely controversially, but on backstreams (these are retellings of books) we listened to the book and it turned out that books are not such lousy shit. That is, as children's books, they are quite good for themselves, and the setting is respected, even if it is very simplified. Our planet was destroyed, there were full-fledged character murders RIGHT IN THE FRAME!!! Surprisingly, the books turned out to be quite good. In theory, they can even be purchased purely for the collection and be ashamed of it.
One of the biggest things everyone complained about was the one girl being a pacifist but iirc she definite becomes much more willing to use violence as things go on
So it’s a group of kids who WANT to learn about the past mistakes of humanity and have a CURIOSITY for the WARP…
*THIS ON HERE SIR INQUISITOR*
I bet they would try to convince a nightlord that violence is bad and should instead do charity work lol
Talos would ABSOLUTELY rather do charity work than kill indiscriminately.
@@LordCrate-du8zm talos would still skin People, but he Will hunt criminals and wrong doers.
I dont remember Who it was, maybe talos Who broke out of his cell in a dark angels fort and killed a prison guard Who had abused a fellow prisoner.
@@brok56 that wasn’t talos
@@LordCrate-du8zm bugger. It was a night lord, that i remember.
Who was it? Sevetar?
@@brok56 You sure like capitalizing 'who'.
I just finished the twice dead king and oh boy, imagine these kids would have encountered flayed ones or destroyers instead of regular necrons
You guys all pretend 40k is an adult thing, meanwhile me and all my friends got into it when we were 9 years old
Me too, but I always felt I was playing something that was meant for adults. I felt like a big boi, you know. Pokemon and Digimon, star wars even, those are for kids, but wh was for big bois
Because children never get into things intended for adults, right?
Im sure you had great fun reading about the daemonculaba or how servitors are made, or who the Drukhari are, but those things aren't exactly something that is for children, for a variety of strong reasons, most of them being the lack of introduction to complex adult topics,, one of them being the overcoming and coping with fear, that might just skew some neurons in the wrong direction. Maybe in your case it did mess something up.
@@secretname2670to be fair considering some of the stuff I saw before warhammer it wasn’t even that bad
Did you burn your wallet buying the miniature models though?
All three are basically gonna be executed if they are caught by some one slightly in charge, right?
Oh absolutely. Even the average hive world priest would burn them for heresy.
There only hope is to join a Rouge trader. Or join the Inquisition
Imagine them getting trapped in the warp
"Hey kids, who wants to make the eternal change to the great conspirator?"
Truly a hammer lore
one of the hammers of time
Every kid has to learn about the birds and the bees and the Slaanesh eventually.
as a 14 years old that already was...spend some good money on imperial guard, this not represents me even by a little.
I'd love to see one of these written by either Katherine Applegate or Yoshiyuki Tomino, both writers famous for doing stories about children in a military sci fi setting and pulling absolutely zero punches about the brutality they face.
What series are those two known for?
If I may ask
Okay so i now want a magic school bus-esque series in 40k. Like just imagine a class trip to the eye of terror or a trip though a dark eldar
I saw the thumbnail and thought of JT musics five nights rap were he goes "hey kids you like violence, want me to grab a spear bare suit stuff you inside it*
Thank you, I thought of the exact same thing man
People who think children's books can't be dark didn't grow up reading Goosebumps, Animorphs, and BIONICLE. 40k's "grimdarkness" isn't in jeopardy or whatever people think.
Did any of these contain detailed depictions of gore?
@@user-sg7pb8eo1d Oh, you sweet summer child.
the random kid i don’t remember his name after seeing his homeworld flayed alive:
I was introduced to 40k with 1st edition space hulk at 6yrs old. It was the dark "grown up" art and themes that made me a fan. Wouldn't have it any other way. Saddest thing is how soft it's got as I've grown up.
40k doesn't need to be edgy to be mature and dark. Case and point: Clone Wars, Batman the Animated Series, Avatar the Last Airbender, the Dark Crystal, Spiderverse, etc.
And lets not forget that our hobby is based around *toy soldiers*, something looking to be for kids should be the last considereation for the quality of a work.
But Warhammer 40k is grimdark by design, unlike the other exampls, which have canonical dark takes and lighthearted takes. So a lighthearted Warhammer wouldn't be true to form.
Sure, everyone is free to homebrew 40k for their family & friends, but that can't be the official take.
PS. The hobby is based on a wargame with minies, not "toy soldiers".
The whoel point of 40k is everlasting warfare. As in the grimdarkness of the far future there is only war and the loughter of thirsting Gods
@@dms-f16 Huge cope.
“Hey guys I just removed all the grimdark form the grimdarkness of the far future, sure that’s said at the beginning of every book and a big reason people like it. But think of the CHILDREN!”
40k *is* edgy and dark, that’s the literal core of its very being. Take away the edginess, and you’re not really left with much, as the entire draw of the universe is “being the bad guy” and ironically buying into the propaganda and extreme-ness of the universe.
That being said, I think there is a lot of potential with a ATLA or CW-style animated series about Age of Sigmar. It has all the wackiness with none of the grimderp. There are opportunities and themes that can be explored while keeping the rating PG and not being disingenuous to the setting.
Jonesy fighting necrons before fortnite
I think 40k for kids has potential on a conceptual level
I like the idea of a book teaching kids about the perils of propaganda, authoritarianism, and religious extremism all wrapped up in an over the top dark space fantasy setting
40k shouldn’t be exposed kids at all😂
@@ulysses3083 I didn't say it was a good idea, I just said it had potential
Half of todays wh 40k fans got into it when they were kids
@@nothing3065 I was a kid when I got into warhammer 40k I was 8
Yeah the problem is propaganda, authoritarianism and religious extremism are the only things keeping the imperium going at all.
2:46
The imperial guard have a higher survivability then the RDA from avatar if that makes anyone feel less bad,
The RDA really just needs to learn the value of orbital bombardment.
0:04 That's a broodmother from Dragon Age: Origins, not warhammer.
Its still slaneshick my friend
@@reinorwoah Yeah, it's definitely got tits, but it's not purple or pink enough.
@@reinorwoah Yeah, it's got boobs, but it's not pink or purple enough. It needs more big meaty claws, too.
@@reinorwoah Bro, I noticed that youtube hardcore keeps deleting my reply. Anyway, yeah, the broodmother has certain... physical characteristics associated with Slannesh, but it aint pink or purple enough, and it doesn't got those big meaty claws.
Wouldn’t be out of place in 40k though, or fantasy for that matter, that be basically a female Skaven.
I'd watch it as a show. If it was made like Cyberpunk Edge Runners.
Warhammer is the last thing a child growing up should find out about.
Violence is so firmly embedded at the core of it, that any ideas to market it to children seem disingenuous and honestly, a little bit malicious.
They are literal plastic toy soldiers
@@sazechs_451 I suppose so.
But toy soldiers don't always imply war crimes, torture, and all the other colorful stuff we associate grimdark with.
It is possible to show IRL soldiers and historical knights in a PG manner.
While doing so with 40k would be a lot more difficult.
The Tech Priest nearly gets an early end to a horde of scarabs.
Even here, they aren’t pulling their punches.
yeah buuuut David Tennant does the adio books. so that's a nice thing about them
I don't understand the need to create "child 40k", maybe I'm just out of touch with modern kids? I want kids to get involved in 40k, I myself got into it when I was 8-9 years old, as did some of my friends. The reason I loved it so much was seeing the artwork on my uncles copy of Space Crusade, my mind was blown when I found a shop filled with this artwork and models, prior to this all I had experienced was Airfix model kits. The artwork sucked me in, I remember opening up a Codex and the rulebook in store and flicking through it, it was like opening some old tome with artwork from a madman that had seen some horrific things (I still love John Blanche to this day). If I had walked into GW and seen this book as my first experience, I would have just thought "Ewww, kid stuff, this looks like Recess" and never looked back. I'm sure the books are great, and I myself am and always was a book worm, but that doesn't seem like the way to pull kids in. WH40k was like cigarettes for nerds as a kid to me.
Edit: They should create child affordable kits, I used to get my fix on small packs of IG or w/e I could afford for
is imagine slaanesh in there…
*"huhuhey kids whanna see a plague marine'*
This is exactly what they did with 3000 ad comic
Im sorry but i would laugh the whole way the little timy model is getting wounds as I point the railguns at it
As someone who lived through the 90s, the thumbnail made me laugh.
Kids should be gatekeeped out Warhammer.
Why?
Most warhammer fans got into it when they were kids/teens
That’s a stupid idea
*Today's kids
Only genuinely toxic people should be. Anyone who wants to push their agenda. ANY agenda. Yes. I am talking to both sides.
The AOS series actually had some of the kids die if I remember correctly.
Albeit I am a youngling (yes, Star Wars reference,) I would rather read the more violent books (cause I like violent stuff, like DooM) aka the more standard books, rather then a Star Wars like book series (I mention the new animated show where there is younglings, and where people meme about Anakin gonna kill them.)
necrons are all fun and games till the flayed ones enter the birthday party :p
Yeah i think the books are interesting in that they take a big threat and scale it down.
Also the characters make sense for the most part.
The kid that deserted the IG? Yeah desertion is punishable by death or being turned into a servitor, but his origin planet literally blew up and i doubt the tzeentchian spaghetti that is imperial bureaucracy will know the lil guy was meant to be a guardsman.
Archeologist girl... i mean, it'd make sense that people working in archeology would not like things that can potentially blow up irreplaceable archeotech... plus i think it'd be hilarious if she managed to placate a Tzeenchian or Slaaneshi space marine by talking a lot about history and getting them to talk about "How things went down from their perspective".
After all those two also represent hope and perfectionism as well.
Mekki is an odd one with the whole "research new things" idea.
Though i generally imagine the imperium to commonly research and build new things regularly, it's just that they can't approach the tech levels of whatever can be made in STCs.
Yeah a gunsmith along with some engineers could absolutely build and operate a workshop that makes M16 equivalents.
but that technology has no reason to advance or spread outside their hive city. So those guns will only ever end up in the hands of gangsters.
And good luck figuring out how to build a lasrifle or a powerpack for it from scratch without blowing up the whole hab block in the process.
Same things probably apply to most other stuff where a dedicated group of people could probably recreate a lot of 21'st century tech but there's simply no point in ever doing it because the STC made equivalents are just so much better and often readily available.
How do you revolk something issued by the EMPEROR ?
I like this series ❤
I read the last three books, and it's surprisingly rather decent compare to other BL novel. It doesn't have a long paragraph to describe something and the plot is straight and simple. And yes, people are still dying in 40k style like being corrupted, blown out, and even vaporized in front of their eyes. The Necron is indeed an arrogant asshole that can solve their own problem, while the space marine is a gung ho asshole who put them in the firing lines.
Slaanesh for kids sounds disturbing.
Why is erebus on the title...
for this ting is heresy and the heresy is bad
WAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!
0:56 my dream
i herd these were good i need to read these
This is so messed up
Grim
good, adoctrinating the future conscripts
the emperor is pleased
Huh?
This was a joke, right?
Trouble is it's anything to make money .....but that's good business ! ..... ye old white dwarf magazine ..had a band on there own Warhammer records ....they take a lot of systems and ideas that exist before ...then put there stamp on it ..then cry THEIR copyright is infringed ! 😮😮 the company I love to hate :( ...check the bottom of their under investors ...
Yeah. And the female custodes are the actual problem xD
preach
"There have always been female custodes" - Tzeentch Supports This Message
As much as I like sci fi ....play 40k .....we are desensitised... these days 🥴
I'm having a hard time believing this is real.
1. There is No BLACK character.
2. There is no Gay or trans character.
3. There is no screaming blue haired girl boss character.
Oddly fucking specific
>Brown skinned girl on the cover
>bald and amputee kid
>boy
I think they got their bases covered
1. Hmm. maybe
2. Pushing Sexual prefs? Thats Slanneshy son.
3. Bring Attention to yourself for the Arbiters or PDFs, is a bad idea....she wouldn't last long
What your problem with these?
Like seriously why would there be a problem with black characters?
Gay or Tran characters have a history of poor writing due to being mostly shoehorned in.
And the 3rd one is only an issue because the person who wrote it wanted a self insert.
don't worry, in season 2 the writers change and I am 100% sure that the woke message will be fulfilled, according to your wishes.
Sorry but... 40k does not need to be Grimdark. Fulll disclosure. There are no female custodes. I am NOT advocating for a revamp of the product. I am simply saying that you could place an entire setting within the setting that has nothing Grimdark about it. You could have a show for toddlers about Ratlings on a peaceful Agri World where the biggest threat is a foolish, incompetant Necron who is the only one of his kind to survive some sort of malfunction and now seeks to force the Ratlings to work in his cookie factory. That is absolutely possible and NOT the most rediculous thing to occur in the setting. Sure, make 40k for kids. Just don't make 40k for "everyone."
I was going to make an argument for tonal whiplash, but your suggestion of ratlings serving a Necron cookie aficionado won me over.
While I agree you with AndrewChumKaser of tonal whiplash, your absolutely correct, I actually ran a modified DnD game set in the Warhammer 40k universe, here was the kicker I had a 9 year old, an 11 year old and a 13 year old at the table so I couldnt go to hard core. whatd I do? Orks...I had a crazy speed freek who was the leader of a gang of ork speedsters as my BBEG. I did the stupidest things, "How is his trukk flying!?" "Cuz he believes it can" etc. LOL
The only parts of 40k i dont think you could make at all child friendly is Slaanesh and Drukhari, Orks are silly green guys who pay with teef and think the biggest ones da boss. Necrons are just evil robots, pretty digestible for kids, Aeldari are space elves....admittedly I think it would be hard to explain to a child why the Humans and Aeldari dont get along as even I am beginning to wonder that outside blatant xenophobia especially since Yvraine revived Guilliman... Chaos...even kids understand the concept of bad guys. just tone down the brutality. Now what I will say, whether you like it or not GW does own the IP, if they say theres female Custodes, there are in fact female custodes, you can not like that, you can voice your displeasure for the change, that doesn't change the reality. Also even bringing up female custodes in your message was pointless, and contributed nothing to the rest of you message. BTW I love the concept of Necron Cookie Factory.
@@1Rendus If the female Custodes thing is allowed then in four years 40k will not be worth talking about. They can make every faction kid friendly because no one will care. I threw away my Star Wars Merch and I will do the same to Warhammer if it becomes propaganda for bullshit.
@@1Rendus I would also note D&D did not survive wokeness. They put up a good front. The product looks alive. It's not. WoTC is broke and Hasbro cannot figure out why. NOTHING survives woke. It is the Dip from Roger Rabbit, the poison that kills ideas.
@@theprelate4219 it's not a matter of being allowed, it's already Canon, like it or not. Now me personally I don't care one way or the other about this change, I don't think it was needed or necessary but It really doesn't bother me. As for you, well lemme know if you have any Custodes, Imperial Knights or Orks I'll buy em off you since GW will do what it wants and with Blackrock and Vanguard as their main investors and wanting to keep Amazon happy things are just going to keep going in this direction so when you decide to "throw out" your warhammer stuff lemme know cuz I'll buy Imperial Knights, Orks or Custodes off ya :)
Dadhammer has ruined the grimdark, and game play by dumbing down rules so children can play. 40k is not for kids, its not for everyone.
What age did you start playing?
@@CorpCoral i started playing in 1992, when you had to math, be able to read, remeber, and extrapolate information to be able to create an army, and play a game. When painting was something you learned completely on your own, and there wasnt an internet to look at tutorials for building your metal models. Now im going to ask a question. Do you believe the gifted are the same as average, normal people, that they should be held to the same standards?