Real Shaolin Disciple Reacts to BBC Shaolin Master Documentary

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  • @RealRantwo
    @RealRantwo 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    YO! This is the new Main Channel with Daily Ranton Uploads! 🚀

  • @andreacantarini7663
    @andreacantarini7663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23529

    BBC documentary: *Lion chases Zebra*
    Zebra: “we don’t usually get chased there but it’s great for filming”.

    • @jacobsmith5543
      @jacobsmith5543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      Lmao

    • @yannickdublin7664
      @yannickdublin7664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      Rofl, I just added read that with the cast of Madagascar in my head lol

    • @KTM_Trooper
      @KTM_Trooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@wyattross1461 after reading that i went from being optimistic to autist and i cant go back... *_S H I T_*

    • @beansowles
      @beansowles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@wyattross1461 see how nobody liked the comment? Nobody cares and isnt at all funny.
      Plagiarism should really only be taken seriously for serious work. I.e. courseworks. A YT comment does not matter when it comes to plagiarism.

    • @osajukisama777
      @osajukisama777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Zebra: "we would never graze there, this is just for filming"

  • @KMO325
    @KMO325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16110

    "Only beatings and yelling." Didn't know my family had so many Shaolin masters.

    • @walor5384
      @walor5384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      I literally 🔥 just farted 💨 🤗

    • @SupremeSovereign
      @SupremeSovereign 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      I feel your pain on a spiritual level xD

    • @kurororushirufuru2850
      @kurororushirufuru2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      and they were secretly training you to become like them while performing these

    • @Xyz123Etc..
      @Xyz123Etc.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gqn2
      @gqn2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That's where the joke that everyone in Asia knows kung fu came from.

  • @boxingbase6940
    @boxingbase6940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35122

    Where’s the part where you learn air bending ?

    • @GameOver-ou1ge
      @GameOver-ou1ge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

      Did you just do that 😂

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@GameOver-ou1ge I hear u

    • @michelleanngonzales7507
      @michelleanngonzales7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Omg i cant believe ypu said that LMFAO

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      lolllll 😍

    • @justeddie30
      @justeddie30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Hahaha 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Red hair: and with that profile picture of a straight face

  • @vostok4229
    @vostok4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    I like how he explains that every single scene in the documentary is actually completely set up just for tv purposes, and then he concludes "this video is actually one of the best ive seen" xD

    • @mulberry_chrysanthemum670
      @mulberry_chrysanthemum670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I think he only liked it because almost all the people who were shown were people he knew plus the nostalgia of some of the filming locations. It makes me think his final verdict is more of a "guilty pleasure" sort of thing......but I really would like to know what the other "Shaolin" documentaries Ranton has seen show if this was supposedly the best he's seen so far?

    • @joaoaugustolandim
      @joaoaugustolandim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I think he said that because that is the closest film to approach the reality, even though almost every scene is staged.

    • @edmis90
      @edmis90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's because he cut the video a lot. What was left in? Mostly the parts he disagreed or saw someone familiar to him.
      We literally don't see it from his perspective because he cut out most of it - which is why the summary of his looks odd and funny for us.

    • @Lamzilla24
      @Lamzilla24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best doesn't mean realistic

    • @gustaf3811
      @gustaf3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is literally saying media talks shit only to make it look more exotic and fascinating.

  • @dwightk.schrute5559
    @dwightk.schrute5559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12201

    * Someone breathes *
    Ranton: We don’t breathe. It’s great for filming though

    • @SPACECOWBOY705
      @SPACECOWBOY705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      😂 Ranton fans are hilarious... So glad to part of this community

    • @theonefrancis696
      @theonefrancis696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Someone ping this hahaha

    • @changalevishonga6409
      @changalevishonga6409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @d-pac3
      @d-pac3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Man this cracked me hard hahahaaa

    • @Jack-lb7pn
      @Jack-lb7pn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time thief! Time thief! Thought you never take time off to do personal things, Dwight.

  • @sandwich42cool
    @sandwich42cool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3086

    Summary of the video:
    We never trained there but great place for filming

    • @shutupbitch-z4z
      @shutupbitch-z4z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i can literally tell what scene it is by killuas face in your pfp 😂

    • @sandwich42cool
      @sandwich42cool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shutupbitch-z4z lol waddup 😂

    • @just82much72
      @just82much72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just don't understand....

    • @just82much72
      @just82much72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crestraizn : A lot. But I don't understand what show/cartoon/movie they are referencing?

    • @just82much72
      @just82much72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crestraizn : Ill have to check it out. Thank you for the info👍

  • @yannizo
    @yannizo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    This video in one sentence: We actually never use this area, it‘s just for camera, but it looks cool.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      the entire temple is in actuality a giant movie set that we live within and constantly train

    • @bluelambo5
      @bluelambo5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah there's more to video than that

    • @scherebeatle
      @scherebeatle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scott Mantooth are u in there aswell

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scherebeatle all the world is a stage

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@scottmantooth8785 in fact they get a tax break from the government as a non-profit religious institution as long as they maintain the grounds, cut the grass, and keep the bathrooms up to code for the tourists with wheelchair access and an alternative route up the Thousand step, Golden Rose Staircase

  • @the404error7
    @the404error7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    "Discovered by Hollywood"
    Ranton: **visible disgust**

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ranton: *did not watch TV show "Kung Fu" where David Carradine is playing Shaolin monk and selling to the people this idea that Sholin monks are so into spiritual meditation*

    • @monoremu3200
      @monoremu3200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bialy_1 Is that the actor who killed himself with erotic-asphyxiation? *Spiral Fitness starring David Carradine intensifies*

    • @dannyhightower911
      @dannyhightower911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Obviously it wasn't "discovered by hollywood" but it also wasn't discovered by hong kong cinema. The Hollywood TV show "Kung Fu" which started in 1972 and ended 1975 partially helped made Shaolin Temple big again, and was signficantly before the two hong kong movies he shows/mentions, "Shaolin Temple" which was in 1981, and The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978). The earliest Hong Kong films that heavily feature Shaolin Temple that I can find, or feature it at all, were in 1974, 2 years after the Hollywood TV show Kung Fu in 1972 was a huge hit and helped make it big again.

    • @tiwantiwaabibiman2603
      @tiwantiwaabibiman2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because only WP/institutions and the colonizers can "discover" everything except humility, honesty and minding their own business.

    • @MeiinUK
      @MeiinUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannyhightower911 : DVD did not existed in 1970s, let's be honest about that. So his perception of the world.. through a time-manner and historical manner does NOT exist? Have you noticed this? So even just based on what you wrote, it is correct then... it "was" created in Hollywood, in 1972 !!!
      According to wiki:
      " In October 1971, the PRC replaced the Republic of China in the United Nations, and took its seat as a permanent member of the Security Council."
      So that, this is correct. PRC was formed in 1971. The Hollywood "discovered" Shaolin in 1972. The viewer, assumes that, this is a "globalist" view. "Shaolin had always existed, and was never "discovered"...." Well.. hardly the correct context, is it ?!....
      I have never seen this man before, and nor have I actually known that, people inside China, and in the USA.. is getting more arrogant on social media. Like, the rest of the world does not exist. And it is very funny too, that he just knows about HK, but he had NO idea.. about the rest of the world, and their help, or involvements, in helping the world rise in wealth. Even Yukon Wang would not say such things. I can now see why having a foreign individual, in another country really help settle the world's global views.

  • @gerpsie8891
    @gerpsie8891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4720

    *There’s only beatings, and yellings.*
    “Can I call my house a Shaolin temple?

    • @MrReddances
      @MrReddances 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yep. Jumped right out at me, that one! (Plus, the disconnect for many between dedication to meditation and excellence at Kung Fu. Wow)

    • @subreker2666
      @subreker2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I bet your mom is Shoalin Master

    • @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116
      @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly

    • @jb-nk5pg
      @jb-nk5pg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well should we call the police...

    • @TruthTactical
      @TruthTactical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dead!!!!💀🤣

  • @MLGsniper-oo8xp
    @MLGsniper-oo8xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3933

    Shaolin monk:laughs
    Ranton: *yeah it's great for filming but we don't do that*

  • @mbokish
    @mbokish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16872

    BBC narator: *says anything*
    Ranton: Press X to doubt

    • @katy8605
      @katy8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      And he's right to doubt. Yandian shifu needing to take a test?!? I was like oh please. Don't make me laugh. Dude was the main star at the shaolin performance for the Chinese New Year show which is watched by all of China. He trains a lot of people. He hardly needs to be taking a test at his advanced level. 😂

    • @pipespeeps5349
      @pipespeeps5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@katy8605 triggered

    • @katy8605
      @katy8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@pipespeeps5349 😂😂It's just cuz some of them requested artwork from me before and I ended up becoming acquainted with many of the warrior monks there. I told the guy who is standing in line in the bbc video (the one Ranton posted a photo of on instagram) that I watch Ranton's youtube videos. But I'm not sure if he knows what youtube is since it's blocked in China.

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Andreas Grønmo Yeah, he’s probably annoyed that BBC is just lying and dramatizing everything about his culture. How is that bad?

    • @phairecouchpotato3912
      @phairecouchpotato3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      x

  • @JiajuChen
    @JiajuChen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    To the viewers:
    It is NOT the media that presented Shaolin Temple the way you see in this documentary. It is the marketing department from Shaolin! Shaolin has evolved so much to monetize everything during recent years under some leaders. They did not interfere anything about the way of training and meditating, but they did teach their monks how to behave in front of the cameras, how to perform regular performance for tourists, how to sell the peaceful and cultured Shaolin Temple Idea with a Kungfu force just to protect their villages.

    • @laaika1300
      @laaika1300 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      not correct, you cannot trust BBC. Our media in the West is manipulated the same way as in China and many other countries. Our freedom is an illusion. That was very clear f.e. during the pandemic when they broadcasted everywhere the same story, really copy paste, also in the written media and they cannot write about whatever they want. It was a real chock to me to find out how much we are manipulated/lied to...

  • @CommunistSpyware
    @CommunistSpyware 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16742

    You know its the future when a Shaolin monk has a TH-cam channel. Shit's Rad

    • @CertifiedSunset
      @CertifiedSunset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      He isn't a full on Monk, he made a whole video explaining it.

    • @ryhann
      @ryhann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      CommunistSpyware next is gonna be the imams

    • @cloudwolf3972
      @cloudwolf3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      He's a shaolin disciple

    • @CommunistSpyware
      @CommunistSpyware 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@cloudwolf3972 AHCTHUALLY

    • @chilairearts4238
      @chilairearts4238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      @3,14 _ bet he can spank you though

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2973

    "Shaolin for him meant war", that's the most badass thing I've ever heard.

    • @testsubject1018
      @testsubject1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ikr

    • @ivy-queenofworms
      @ivy-queenofworms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Gilbert Rueger I mean what do you think the “martial” part of martial arts means?

    • @ErraticFaith
      @ErraticFaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Probably give the guy about 11 seconds against Mike Tyson in his prime. Who cares about 'war' and silly words. They mean nothing when you are picking your teeth up off the floor, or as we found in Syria, someone elses entire head.

    • @arminiuschieftainofthecher2780
      @arminiuschieftainofthecher2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rainfeather Precisely; I respect Shaolin for the discipline presented by many (if not all) of its members. But there is a reason that Kung Fu is not used by virtually any major mixed martial artist; despite looking really cool, most MMA fighters would wipe the floor with the average Kung Fu practitioner.

    • @ErraticFaith
      @ErraticFaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Arminius Chieftain of the Cherusci I get the vibe of what you are trying to convey. Sadly many of these monks are simply charlatans with no actual fighting ability. The Information Age has exposed that all too well, so I won’t focus too much on it. We all know their ‘styles’ are all useless. I’m still baffled as to why so many dedicate their time to such nonsensical rubbish but that’s besides the point. You are certainly right about discipline in all its forms being admirable and I only wish that it was always well placed in things that are worthwhile. If this gentleman regards war as his primary concern he should be mindful of advances in the sphere of combat and that MMA (the mentality, similarly conveyed in JKD concepts) is the only effectual and worthwhile approach.
      With old so called ‘masters’ in the past, off the top of my head the likes of Japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musashi; who also championed adaptation and thinking off the cuff - you’d have thought they would have been wise to all of it years ago.
      Instead they prey on people’s lack of common sense. Short and direct is always best. It’s what’s kept boxing around for so long. You don’t need complicated. In the heat of it, it can and will get you killed.

  • @ChaosDraguss
    @ChaosDraguss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    Monks on BBC: "You must calm your mind"
    Ranton: "This is inaccurate, he's not getting beaten with a stick."

    • @alastairhewitt380
      @alastairhewitt380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When I was considering joining the military, I looked up some bootcamp videos on youtube and thought that the training didn't look so bad. Then the comments were filled with vets lamenting about how inaccurate it was. I guess we all perform for the camera a bit :/...

    • @kuhaku9587
      @kuhaku9587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even martial art that aren't as hardcore as this, you get beaten with sticks. I remember one day coming home with my wrist red full of little blood spots from the hitting. We were hitting each other with bamboo swords and wooden sticks. Then we trained to dodge stabbing but it was with wooden knives. To say the least, not enjoyable but good because it makes you tougher.

    • @JustTheTip556
      @JustTheTip556 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alastairhewitt380 maybe different training and they'll yell at you but they won't beat you. They'll probably work you so hard you'd wish all they did was beat you lol You're one of their own. I'm talking about the US, idk where you are

    • @Lordalexzader
      @Lordalexzader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kuhaku9587 Not to mention forces you to move.

    • @willvaldez2801
      @willvaldez2801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

  • @thebenshowclips
    @thebenshowclips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "He's smiling, but you should..see him teach". paused for a while, remembering all the yelling and pinching 😆

  • @jml_prod
    @jml_prod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3024

    Summary: “No one goes there.”
    “OH I KNOW THAT GUY.”

    • @fbryn0688
      @fbryn0688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hello

    • @predem2282
      @predem2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fbryn0688 ...

    • @nickaudet7918
      @nickaudet7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I clicked like to make it 999

    • @predem2282
      @predem2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nickaudet7918 i made it 1k lol

    • @jml_prod
      @jml_prod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mmm 333 me neither

  • @benjaminentertainment5526
    @benjaminentertainment5526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3771

    2019: shaolin monk has youtube channel
    2030: shaolin monk drives a Lamboghini and rapping

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      [X] Doubt, that's 2023

    • @SabsWithR
      @SabsWithR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bet he has a lambo and raps off camera

    • @tanzaniteblue
      @tanzaniteblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This? th-cam.com/video/DmbWDhyY94o/w-d-xo.html

    • @KevinThePengWIN
      @KevinThePengWIN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      88rising be like

    • @MrFrezox
      @MrFrezox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm crying 😂

  • @tonyd.b5089
    @tonyd.b5089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4671

    Narrator: *breathes*
    Ranton: *no one does that it’s just for the camera*

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    *Ranton:* *watches video about Obama
    *Ranton:* _"Oh yeah I knew this guy!"_
    * *Shows picture of him smiling next to Barack Obama*

    • @BestOfGermany67
      @BestOfGermany67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      "Yeah he was a really cool guy! I have a lot of respect for him. "

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@BestOfGermany67 he doesnt really smile but it looks good on camera

    • @johnnysparks44
      @johnnysparks44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh YeaH
      I spoke with Dali
      Before you were Born.
      Obama is a Liar
      Dali did not lie to me.
      i Believed Dali told me Truth
      i know Obama Lied to The World
      my Faith was Placed to ordo.
      so was my Knowing.
      Evil is not so well Defined
      we Must choose very well.
      every caused effect we own by causing it.
      The Un Caused Cause will Know.
      And His Guardians will Know.
      or not.
      Choose well
      Guardian.

    • @daemonblackfyre3238
      @daemonblackfyre3238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@johnnysparks44 You poor man. But at least you tried.

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *heLlo*

  • @Venerable_Banana
    @Venerable_Banana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3141

    BBC: Hello, we would like to make a documentary about Shaolin.
    Shaolin Temple: Sure no problem, alright bois it's SHOWTIME.

    • @Random-bv2xk
      @Random-bv2xk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Xen Glaris did u just make a shaolin warriors reference???

    • @harleenkaur6016
      @harleenkaur6016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude your comment is so funny
      Try standup comedy!

    • @NotDecided420
      @NotDecided420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time to earn those Monk-bucks boys!

    • @dantefromdevilmaycry9857
      @dantefromdevilmaycry9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cue *Can't Touch This!*

    • @mrpink3630
      @mrpink3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      they switch to full cirque du soleil mode

  • @hopehowdoyoufeel
    @hopehowdoyoufeel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    This Video was more Informative than the actual Documentation

    • @julinho218
      @julinho218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      true for the information aspect, but it's not "documentation", because we have no documents exposed.

    • @aceofspades6542
      @aceofspades6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BBC NEWS wants to know your location
      XD i couldnt help it im from britain too that makes it better

    • @Damiswhoiam
      @Damiswhoiam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @nickwoolley7368
      @nickwoolley7368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because it's not a documentary that's meant to give you facts. Just like you arnt going to come away from planet earth 2 knowing loads of facts. It's about showing you a different world and showing you that world in a cinematic way. Giving one of the monks a hand held camera and asking him to go about his day would give you more facts but would be awful viewing.

    • @boogynights
      @boogynights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nickwoolley7368
      Wouldn't mind that.

  • @eddieruminski4098
    @eddieruminski4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Just found your channel and love this video. I had the pleasure to train at the Shaolin temple while in Zhengzhou as my dojo travelled through China. One of my favourite memories was being trained in one of the 'tourist' areas you mentioned that was not typically used...which meant when the daily groups of American paying tourists came visiting expecting to see expert Shaolin monks fighting all they saw was a bunch of white Canadians doing the absolute basics.

    • @lq9734
      @lq9734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hahaha sounds like they're masters in the art of trolling as well

  • @krishnameet436
    @krishnameet436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4963

    One monk to other:
    Showtime bois....just show them the basic stuff. Don't show them our air bending,flying and water powers

    • @bobross3056
      @bobross3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Krishna Meet and absolutely no lightning bending SUSAN

    • @Agent-ch2lg
      @Agent-ch2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Hide the bison

    • @pedropuccini7102
      @pedropuccini7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      And pleeease dont do a blood bending with the camera guy again, the last one have peed all the hall

    • @Agent-ch2lg
      @Agent-ch2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Water bending is quite OP if youre creative. Just imagine, you can just froze all of the blood inside someone body and boooom. Instant win.

    • @Agent-ch2lg
      @Agent-ch2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @NRG CODE we are talking about different type of monk

  • @th5154
    @th5154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11019

    BBC: shows place
    Rantoni Shaolioni: NOBODY TRAINS THERE! NOBODY GOES THERE!

    • @mighty_zero
      @mighty_zero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Cracked me up lol

    • @lovecinnamonxx
      @lovecinnamonxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Petition to change the channel name to Rantoni Shaolioni.

    • @ivancustodio9421
      @ivancustodio9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He jus went behind the scenes fpr bbc 😂

    • @user-cj3ik9qq6m
      @user-cj3ik9qq6m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      tom hoefkens well the BBC doesn't report child rapists so not surprising

    • @th5154
      @th5154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@user-cj3ik9qq6m I made a joke, no seriosity here.

  • @taubhauhlau2639
    @taubhauhlau2639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5076

    "Only beatings and yelling" I knew it, my mom is a Shaolin master.

  • @mikeyelnats4798
    @mikeyelnats4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    just watching this and realizing this guy actually is one of the modern real shaolin who came from china and decided to share his story casually to the world, telling how it really is from the real perspective is amazing. The world is so amazing

    • @G0ddEityawesome
      @G0ddEityawesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is so amazing? he gets paid for sharing from the views

    • @mikeyelnats4798
      @mikeyelnats4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@G0ddEityawesome Him DECIDING to share it is not amazing or special. U misunderstood. I don't mean it like "oh shit a shaolin monk broke silence and shared ancient secret!" I'm from China. The secret of shaolin is no mystery at all. It's basically a tour spot. What I find Special. Is that. We chinese know that there are only a Handful of shaolin monks. Like under 200..and based on the photo. This guy is one of the major ones. I just find it really rare and funny and such a rare chance that a guy/spot I used to go on tour as a kid. A guy I probs have seen. From a poor area of China. Is now someone with millions of subs in the US. That's what's amazing. Shows everything can happen in the world

    • @MeiinUK
      @MeiinUK ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikeyelnats4798 : He is trying to say.. but he said it in bad English... He is trying to say that Shaolin Temple is a place of training army combatant people. And not a sports as it is portrayed in Western media. These fighters are taught how to fist fight using martial art techniques. And that they are expected to protect their own temples as well as their nearby villages. This is his point. That is what he is trying to say. Some people.. or the Western media, portray "temples" to mean "religion or philosophy"... but in this instance, it is a "army training ground" !!!! The super traditional kind !
      Some chinese people knows this. Some don't. The ones that don't.. will spread the myths of it being a health thing and whatever.. but the ones that do.. would know what Shaolin is all about. And when they tour abroad... They are not merely "performing". They are being invited to show you what they can do. As in.. a real threat. Cos it is a fight. So.. which country sends their army people abroad to "show off" ???.... Who does this ?....

    • @MeiinUK
      @MeiinUK ปีที่แล้ว

      If they do show off, I presume that, the money that they make, is taken back to the temple.. and also to their nearby villages.. Presumably in a to feed the poor scenario...

    • @mikeyelnats4798
      @mikeyelnats4798 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MeiinUK yeah true lol

  • @CamdenMcInnis
    @CamdenMcInnis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15885

    Lol.
    I love how you destroy my Hollywood perception of Shaolin monks.

    • @baqikenny
      @baqikenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      maybe i shouldn't tell you too much but from one of my close friend who's borned in henan, he repetitively tells me of sighting monks who drinks in bars, drinks beer at street stalls and grab girlfriends for ONS all the time, Shi Yongxin an abbot of the monastery is basically acting like a money boss these days, owning a handful of business in town, makes money off a handful of film and video game company partnerships and having scandals of multiple divorced wives(not sure if true), a while ago he called out to help the divorced movie star Wang Baoqiang with money, because he used to be a disciple in the temple, these shit all goes against a traditional image of an monk, not to mention being an abbot. So sorry to ruin the image for you yet again, I know this might be the reality of the China today and such might be one of the only ways for shaolin to survive, but sometimes it's nothing but a niche business

    • @songbingjoe
      @songbingjoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      别把俗家弟子和武僧等同于真正的僧人,和宗教。
      慎言语,给你积德

    • @UranusAnalyst
      @UranusAnalyst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      absolute red pill

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@songbingjoe - No true Scotsman.

    • @Medz0486
      @Medz0486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mee too!

  • @jake212
    @jake212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    Rantons Friend: (Looks at camera and says under breath) "i see you Ranton"

    • @sonny凡
      @sonny凡 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I can't stop laughing 😂

    • @cattata01-_-38
      @cattata01-_-38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rantons friend-I SEE YOOOUUUUU

    • @KalinhoPL
      @KalinhoPL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most epic transition of 2019

    • @sancez8020
      @sancez8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see you biatch

    • @thatlazguy
      @thatlazguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He knew deep down. I swear Shaolin monks are secretly God's.

  • @stagnation4626
    @stagnation4626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    Weird, I dont remember training to be a monk but I remember getting yelled at and beaten up with a stick in my childhood.

    • @taufanfajri2677
      @taufanfajri2677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you beaten and get amnesia

    • @nikeuchiha3675
      @nikeuchiha3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Giggity giggitty

    • @eksine
      @eksine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A comment section on TH-cam that's actually funny

    • @王翠花-t4e
      @王翠花-t4e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      少林寺里训练挨打属于家常便饭吧??

    • @ANT3L
      @ANT3L 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Midnight Phantom Hey guys I would appreciate if u guys would watch one of my videos and give feed back on it thank you👏‼️‼️

  • @hummingbir6
    @hummingbir6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A group of monks standing,
    BBC: let’s give them a caste system.

  • @niro3208
    @niro3208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    "Hey, i know that guy!"
    Dunno why but it made me happy everytime hearing that

    • @armani6301
      @armani6301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same and when he showed pictures shocked me everytime

    • @ok-js3tp
      @ok-js3tp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whyyyyy, me toooooo

    • @KrisyKreme
      @KrisyKreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same 😊

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's that giggly feeling when you see your friend or family on TV or on a popular TH-cam channel. Makes me smile as well

  • @quitspoem8651
    @quitspoem8651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    BBC: Shaolin kung fu is a spritual practice
    Shaolin: well yes but actually no

    • @junaidfaisal9414
      @junaidfaisal9414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Bbc : This monk wants to channel his inner chi and the perfect tool for him was a sword.
      Monk: I want to cut ma enemies to a hundred pieces.

    • @beansowles
      @beansowles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChineduOpara Well yes but actually no

    • @ShaneOzouf
      @ShaneOzouf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, they are all wearing sketchers.

    • @johnnysparks44
      @johnnysparks44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can we know yen without knowing yang.
      yes and no will always apply by Free will
      Evil is Hate as love is evollove
      yes will always be True and no will always be false yet
      in both Form & Function they are one.
      Dance.
      if we ask a master what can He say
      other than
      Yo Truth or lie is within you to Know
      go find it
      i cannot find my own.
      keep looking.
      don't Panic.
      be calm.
      and very Brave.
      Guardian.

  • @endanarchy
    @endanarchy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    "There's only beatings...and yellings"
    High five, chief.

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That line reminded me a bit of John Safran's "People in the West are missing the best part of Buddhism: *hitting people with sticks"*

    • @samysdefer
      @samysdefer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like in any asian sport :)

    • @itami1109
      @itami1109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      500th like.

    • @endanarchy
      @endanarchy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itami1109 I thank you with sincerity.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @0000 0000 You may have to beat donkeys, but you don't have to beat dogs. Good teachers of any subject teach each student differently.

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gotta say your review seemed authentic af. I really appreciate the honesty. Very well balanced, no bias, realistic. Thanks!

  • @devrimzewkan2902
    @devrimzewkan2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    Monks with Camera: You must empty your mind
    Monks without Camera: You're trash, *get the stick guys*

  • @TheCornFarmer1989
    @TheCornFarmer1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    I honestly love the parallel of Ranton reviewing games, and him talking from experience but also him in the podcasts, honestly very funny but at the same time insightful. One of the most real people on youtube.

    • @RealRanton
      @RealRanton  5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Thank you man

    • @Pxinkill
      @Pxinkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the truth has been spoken

    • @firebolt100
      @firebolt100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RealRanton Podcast name?

    • @firebolt100
      @firebolt100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Podcast name please?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I fear the day it changes him... But we all do eventually.

  • @ThaOneChrisJONES
    @ThaOneChrisJONES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2916

    I feel like Ranton giving away Shaolin secrets is the possible beginning of a Kung Fu movie where Shaolin Monks are dispatched to silence him and he has to use his own Shaolin teachings to survive and fight against his own brothers.

    • @wildcard749
      @wildcard749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      fuck that spunds cool

    • @TheVampireAzriel
      @TheVampireAzriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I'd watch this movie.

    • @wildcard749
      @wildcard749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      it kinda happened in dragon the bruce lee story, he had to go to china to fight that guy, it was his punishment for teaching kung fu to westerners

    • @Harry_Ballz
      @Harry_Ballz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They are not secrets. Media world always (air) bends stories to make them more appealing to western demographic. Nothing strange or new about it.

    • @Joseph.Talkowski
      @Joseph.Talkowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And the monk from the BBC video is the finale fight XD

  • @mattlazarus2489
    @mattlazarus2489 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was heavily into Kung Fu films from 70's and 80's in my youth and all the way into my mid 20's then it seems it became a lost art, but I always loved the mysticism surrounding it in the films and Shaolin was usually involved in almost all of them. We had a program in the U.S.. can't remember what day or time but it was Kung Fu Theater and they would play 2 films. I always watched them.

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3921

    BBC DOCUMENTARY: _EXISTS_
    RANTON: *Don't cite the deep magic, witch, I was there when it was written*

  • @Longtail626
    @Longtail626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    What I expected: Everything in this video is wrong and here’s why
    Reality: Hey I know that guy, Good times

    • @indianathe3rd742
      @indianathe3rd742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm thinking of that song in Sonic about good times

    • @toastbrot63
      @toastbrot63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm enjoying this respond very much! :DDD

    • @soulfoododo
      @soulfoododo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I gave u 500 likes

    • @zeyartun9360
      @zeyartun9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats why he is a fraud.

    • @mouktadasalman8796
      @mouktadasalman8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@zeyartun9360 he has pictures and videos of himself in the temple😑😑😑😑

  • @shereebrown-FoodForFemininity
    @shereebrown-FoodForFemininity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7103

    It’s hilarious hearing him correct people that think they know about Shaolin.

    • @csick11
      @csick11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      He was only in the temple for 3 years. He wasn't lifelong shaolin student. He's nowhere near skilled

    • @thetroll8078
      @thetroll8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      @@csick11 How long where you there then

    • @thetroll8078
      @thetroll8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@csick11 they train for hours on end I think 3 years is enough

    • @csick11
      @csick11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thetroll8078 I don't reply to trolls

    • @Dorankuu
      @Dorankuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      @@csick11 all your comments on this channel are funny. Best to disregard you as a troll yourself.

  • @riggity9811
    @riggity9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly love how you pause every 3 seconds because you talk us through it you talk about it and you correct some of the things the people are saying, respect

  • @JD-os2kr
    @JD-os2kr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    "There is only beatings and yellings."
    --my childhood

    • @chrishugee991
      @chrishugee991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true👌

    • @WildBillCox13
      @WildBillCox13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mine, too. But I earned them. I was an awful son. They didn't deserve me.

    • @lagtown7273
      @lagtown7273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WildBillCox13 lol

    • @MrAlipatik
      @MrAlipatik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WildBillCox13 poor child

    • @theguybehindyou1157
      @theguybehindyou1157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      William Cox oof

  • @johnk6054
    @johnk6054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    “Don’t be a like a rabbit that keeps on finding carrots. And then when he finds the next carrot he drops the carrot that he first has”
    This hit me deep

    • @7thmusic226
      @7thmusic226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Kay thats me in life ;_; i take one, get a bite of it, and find another

    • @gevor1726
      @gevor1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know the version of a dog who drops a bone when he sees a bigger bone, but than another dog takes the bigger bone and the old bone he drops is gone.

    • @ALL4SCUBA05
      @ALL4SCUBA05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait. I should marry the first girl? 😦

    • @memo-sn1gu
      @memo-sn1gu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can't apply this to real life it's just another typical fancy saying.
      If you have a job and they offer you a promotion don't accept it because whatever

    • @triplekillerable
      @triplekillerable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's stupid, you can move on to next carrot when you're done with first. just do it properly.

  • @laaika1300
    @laaika1300 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    thank you so much for your honesty, and you have a very entertaining way to bring your story, it made me smile.

  • @CrimsonArzuros
    @CrimsonArzuros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    BBC: Makes a video about space exploration.
    Astronaut Reacting To The Video: Nobody actually goes there, it looks cool for filming though.

    • @gagan77100
      @gagan77100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's true thou in reality no one know how milky way looks like but you see it in every documentary

    • @divisiongaming5079
      @divisiongaming5079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @avuri2519
      @avuri2519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably on pluto

    • @speakshh.1302
      @speakshh.1302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lucas Corey if we strip the earth of its atmosphere you can literally fucking see the Milky Way. Not hard to view it

    • @fartkerson
      @fartkerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Every family photo ever: They look so happy and like they really love each other.
      Everyone in the photo: Not that I don't respect my family, but mom said if we don't smile and act like we love each other, she's going to beat us and then not make our favorite food.

  • @nabilshaleh6824
    @nabilshaleh6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    One guy: "what is shaolin means to you?"
    Master Shaolin: "It means war"
    What a guy..

    • @WazigeLogica
      @WazigeLogica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      War or battle can also mean different things.
      1. War, as in people seeing echother as enemies and killing eachother
      2. War, as in the inner war with your own evils
      3. War, the band from the 60's
      4. ...

    • @awisemanonce5161
      @awisemanonce5161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      War... when someone ate the last slice of pizza that was meant to be yours.

    • @taokenhanma2083
      @taokenhanma2083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or when you and your boy walk into a poppin club and give each other that look like who's going to go home with someone tonight first

    • @taokenhanma2083
      @taokenhanma2083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or who is going to grab more numbers, depending on your age if you're younger crowd, at a school dance, what have you LOL

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WazigeLogica Jihad

  • @GoldTheAngel
    @GoldTheAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    It's like Ranton flipping through a yearbook of all his old Shaolin friends and teachers.

  • @HoffAppFarm
    @HoffAppFarm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice! Glad I watched it in this order...the BBC first, then yours...to get clarification. And glad to know what I saw in the original, wasn't too terribly scripted - but not surprised what was. Just subscribed...looking forward to watching your content...this was stellar, thanks!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6785

    Well Ranton, I didn't know you were in to watching BBC videos.

    • @LeoKRogue
      @LeoKRogue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Godlike joke xD

    • @timushpetru1112
      @timushpetru1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I didn't think i would read your comments on a Rantoni videoroni

    • @Th3Mafia
      @Th3Mafia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he's gonna do a review on them soon

    • @IbrahimKhan-ix9vt
      @IbrahimKhan-ix9vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Big black love for Jesus

    • @_omaradnan
      @_omaradnan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this made me laugh so much thank you

  • @CrawfordRphoto
    @CrawfordRphoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    you could see the smirk on his face when he read “BBC documentary”

    • @octaviog9059
      @octaviog9059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      wat the heec sex Penis??!

    • @antisimptrooper4635
      @antisimptrooper4635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is gonna eat the hell out of the documentaries ass

    • @madrandomize5115
      @madrandomize5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Black Clock.

    • @itarry4
      @itarry4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except its not even a documentary really its a series called sacred wonders and was more about the places of wonder around the planet and one or two days in the places year that are special to that faith.

  • @surabhi_kumari
    @surabhi_kumari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    I don't know this guy, it was in my recommendation so I watched it but I don't regret it .

  • @KLAUSKARES
    @KLAUSKARES ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg you just answered my most burning question!thank you so much .superb video !!instant sub👏🏆♥️

  • @jasonliang9130
    @jasonliang9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    This guy should get a award for gaining 200,000 subs in 4 days .

    • @MrLarenzo04
      @MrLarenzo04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ranton: Celebrate again :}}}}}

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Records over 4 million in 24 hours

    • @senseiseth7556
      @senseiseth7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ranton the goat

    • @BBSomali
      @BBSomali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was surprised to see him get 600k he deserved it

    • @chriswyatt9869
      @chriswyatt9869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are channels that grew quicker I think. The sidemen channel, jablinski games for example

  • @Eddieadnan100
    @Eddieadnan100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3117

    BBC: Shaolin training is very spiritual...
    Real Shaolin monk: I SEE BLOOD AND WAR!!!
    😂😂😂

    • @lionhartjohn1000
      @lionhartjohn1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      Fucking up your enemies on a very spiritual level.

    • @sebby4110
      @sebby4110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lionhartjohn1000 lmao dead 😂

    • @Twitch_Bear
      @Twitch_Bear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@lionhartjohn1000 not gonna lie, but that cracks me up

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@lionhartjohn1000 Sun Tzu would be proud

    • @vorpalblade6525
      @vorpalblade6525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

  • @omegaxtrigun
    @omegaxtrigun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    BBC: These highly skilled, religious, incredibly ceremonious monks.......
    Ranton: These are my bros and we don't do any of this fancy shit or train in any of those places.

    • @oestergaard141
      @oestergaard141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They do those fancy things, just in very non-fancy areas. Because all the fancy areas are for tourists.

  • @mattgoodmangoodmanlawnmowi2454
    @mattgoodmangoodmanlawnmowi2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Matt’s dad here. Started at 12, always had the arts in my life. I study many details now & still learn. But this is a truly unique and refreshingly candid view. As someone who grew up in a tourist town, it is interesting to see how they interleave real practice with tourist attractions and show pieces. Many thanks for this unique work.
    Just subbed.

  • @BeyondEcho95
    @BeyondEcho95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    Anyone not a monk: "Monks are so wise and at peace with everything, all love and no war"
    Monks: *we can destroy you*

    • @caleighbocrie577
      @caleighbocrie577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SmexyHinata13 hahaha XD

    • @davidweng4712
      @davidweng4712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *aggressively tears enemy's throat out

    • @rayray6490
      @rayray6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Shaolin monks during Ming dynasty regularly were called upon and serve as paramilitary forces....putting down rebels, pirates, etc. They kill and maim like any soldiers per historical sources

    • @GiWolf6060
      @GiWolf6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kung Fu didn’t work

    • @FXIRYBXTCH
      @FXIRYBXTCH 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm not all, everybody uses meditation for different reasons.

  • @garomask
    @garomask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    BBC: Hey, we're going over there to record a documentary
    Shaolin Senior: Okay. GUYS, STOP WALKING ON THE WATER! THEY ARE ALREADY ARRIVING.

  • @CatPrince06
    @CatPrince06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3312

    "Only beatings and yellings"
    Damn my mom must be a shaolin practitioner.

    • @gietie
      @gietie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      CatPrince06 stolen

    • @crwlr9787
      @crwlr9787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@gietie stolen

    • @user-on7hg3cy1k
      @user-on7hg3cy1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaooo

    • @gietie
      @gietie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      crwlr stolen stolen

    • @Athul3003
      @Athul3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @GamingNewsSummary
    @GamingNewsSummary ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I appreciate your insight into the life of Shaolin monks. Purely from an entertainment point of view, I did feel the BBC video was well made!

  • @kazyt9334
    @kazyt9334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    BBC documentary: shows one guy in the back round
    Ranton: I know this guy and he’s a master so much respect

    • @HandyProductions
      @HandyProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He’s gotta say that otherwise they are gonna fly over to his house, yell at him, and beat the Buddha out if him with their monkey stick.

    • @wdfourte
      @wdfourte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Handy Productions Lmao 😂💀

    • @cksvideocloudstorage2993
      @cksvideocloudstorage2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HandyProductions Damn

  • @xXPondaXx
    @xXPondaXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    Speaking of “ videos popping on their recommendations. “ this video had surprisingly popped up in mine lmao.

    • @bunnykun5836
      @bunnykun5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @psychoticdaizyproductions569
      @psychoticdaizyproductions569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh nice, Marine. I was joining up soon too haha. Hows your experience so far?

    • @psychoticdaizyproductions569
      @psychoticdaizyproductions569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xXPondaXx thats awesome! Truth be told thats kinda it. Askingbyiu whats hard and not hard is redundant. Its all hard haha. Ive been breaking myself into the best shape possible and getting set to be sent out! Stay safe brother! Semper Fidelis!

    • @mx3capsul
      @mx3capsul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... same

    • @Ogxcruz
      @Ogxcruz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boot

  • @SnafuWT
    @SnafuWT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    "Dents on the floor because of all the centuries of training" woah

    • @bunnykun5836
      @bunnykun5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Pure badass

    • @7emek
      @7emek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Like marble stairs bend because of the stepping through the ages

    • @kostok2627
      @kostok2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pvt Snafu that’s genuinely gnarly

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      hiç Yeah that’s what I was thinking. I don’t know masonry, but I’m pretty sure this will happen to most floors when people walk over it for centuries. It looks cool but I think they just didn’t bother to keep it in a good condition

    • @hollownite6859
      @hollownite6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Eye Patch Guy some thicc chonks have trained i guess learning to be a lord tachonka

  • @petersinger4133
    @petersinger4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's so awesome, not only that you know the actual locations there, but also know [some of?] the people in the documentary in person!

  • @temperino
    @temperino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Whole Airbender tribe : *dies*
    Aang : We don't usually airbend but it's great for filming

    • @salinivivek5645
      @salinivivek5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U a idiot 😂

    • @salinivivek5645
      @salinivivek5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice joke

    • @leowang8961
      @leowang8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and its not a tribe that was for water, it was the nomads

    • @comixqueen1955
      @comixqueen1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seanlewis3840
      @seanlewis3840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEY DONT ACTUALLY AIR BEND THIS IS A SACRED MARTIAL ARTS AND YOUR OVER HERE DISRESPECTING IT

  • @EvansMatheka
    @EvansMatheka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    Ranton: This is not how Kung Fu is taught when the cameras are off
    There's only beatings and yellings

    • @crownprince76
      @crownprince76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahaha!!!

    • @bernhardlabus8511
      @bernhardlabus8511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Just like home.

    • @syrehn7684
      @syrehn7684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      My Chinese parents with other Chinese parents: "look at how good my son is at studying and how well we treat him."
      My Chinese parents alone with me at home: "STUDY HARDER BITCH AND DONT LEAVE YOUR ROOM UNTIL THESE 5 PAGES OF MATH QUESTIONS ARE DONE."
      (true story btw)

    • @samuelaurora3632
      @samuelaurora3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@syrehn7684 rlly?

    • @luiserivera7736
      @luiserivera7736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same in the military... is not what they show on tv!

  • @profoundreality1735
    @profoundreality1735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    its crazy that theres still people out there that genuinely doubt that ranton actually was a shaolin disciple

    • @CollegeBallYouknow
      @CollegeBallYouknow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      Profound Reality
      It’s probably because they see him as far too casual as opposed to the more disciplined perception people have of monks.

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Because everybody thinks everybody that practices Shaolin is some spiritual monk or wise person.
      And here comes Rantoni... Seems like a great guy though I wouldn't mind having a beer with him.

    • @ficoh634
      @ficoh634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      alot of ignorant doodoo brains out there small brains i should say

    • @wesleymartins5970
      @wesleymartins5970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Paying to be in a place called shaolin temple is different than meing a shaolin monk. He clims to be a monk. A monk is a RELIGIOUS figure with some expected behaviors.

    • @kaisac.
      @kaisac. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@wesleymartins5970 like the priest who touch children who are expected to you know not do that?

  • @epipd5712
    @epipd5712 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Enjoyed the video. That standing on the pole sideways fun to watch. Best to you . Subbed!

  • @perceaemanuel5902
    @perceaemanuel5902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1853

    BBC: *everything they said*
    Him: well yes... *BUT NO*

    • @ctrlv4037
      @ctrlv4037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The most underrated comment here

    • @Toa_13
      @Toa_13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not everything

    • @boofstain1508
      @boofstain1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Toa_13 woosh

    • @Toa_13
      @Toa_13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boofstain1508 and I oop

  • @AstroClipszs
    @AstroClipszs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    1999 : We have flying cars in future!
    2019 : We have Shaolin monk making TH-cam videos.

    • @gokyaro1116
      @gokyaro1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sorry I don't speak obesity

    • @johnbaer1528
      @johnbaer1528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@gokyaro1116 apparently you speak douchbaggery though

    • @gokyaro1116
      @gokyaro1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnbaer1528 jaja no me entendés.ndeeeeeaaaah re taradupido el flaco

    • @gokyaro1116
      @gokyaro1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnbaer1528 sorry that was mi brother

    • @gokyaro1116
      @gokyaro1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @Prjslayer
    @Prjslayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    *becomes 18* so u wanna be a full time monk or full timer shaolin warrior monk
    ranton: *youtuber*

    • @adambaldwin258
      @adambaldwin258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fareskhalil5426
      @fareskhalil5426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @OppaiGod
      @OppaiGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LUL TRUUUUU💀👌

    • @omegaxtrigun
      @omegaxtrigun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no, Shaolin Memelord.

    • @cacksacker6937
      @cacksacker6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U noe what they say...
      TH-cam is always plan b

  • @UlfhedinnNorsk
    @UlfhedinnNorsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the editing! Truly enjoyed the video 😌👍🏻

  • @themadgamer4571
    @themadgamer4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    5:25 just like how Bruce Lee mentions, he doesn't fear the man that has practiced a thousand different kicks. He fears the man that practiced 1 kick a thousand times.

    • @RaymaxGaming
      @RaymaxGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Did he actually say that?

    • @rooley5
      @rooley5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@RaymaxGaming Yeah the official quote is: “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”

    • @RaymaxGaming
      @RaymaxGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rooley5 aight

    • @liyachan6551
      @liyachan6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Exactly i remembered bruce Lee's quote at the same time.

    • @ceddrickrolack6469
      @ceddrickrolack6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jewelry!!!!

  • @xcritic9671
    @xcritic9671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    "There is only beatings and yellings"
    So basically what happens any time I try to explain electronics to my mom XD

    • @fork-man
      @fork-man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me trying to explain why santa reindeer are all female

    • @Derpkips31415
      @Derpkips31415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fork-man wait why are all santa raindeer all female

    • @Baigle1
      @Baigle1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Derpkips31415 don't matter if they ain't real, friend. I'm curious now, too, though.
      Also, OP needs better parents.

    • @bm-ok7sq
      @bm-ok7sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      power electronics?

    • @gideoncheung8731
      @gideoncheung8731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah sad

  • @joebro2.028
    @joebro2.028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    Someone:Blinks
    Ranton: NO WE DON'T BLINK

    • @Mikaro527
      @Mikaro527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      chill bro

  • @AA-wd2or
    @AA-wd2or 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you see things healty way and tell us how is really there

  • @MidnightStorm4990
    @MidnightStorm4990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    The monks must of been laughing their heads off after they left

  • @arifcso6633
    @arifcso6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Documentary:If he fail,he have to wait 3 years to do it again
    This guy:Press X for doubt

    • @deathinspace516
      @deathinspace516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Says the guy that MOST LIKELY failed that test or one before it LOL

    • @deathinspace516
      @deathinspace516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yot330 OP was only WITH the Shaolin for 3 years himself. Or is everyone just setting that small fact aside...

    • @noctislucis9521
      @noctislucis9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@deathinspace516 Ranton was able to train with Real warrior shaolin monks. Though he wasnt a full fledge warrior himself but he was able to see someone take that test and said that it was very casual with a senior warrior monks coming with only t shirts on and ask the trainee to perfom certain art form if he said yes then your one of them if not you need to perfect the form. But there is no time frame where you can try again. Basically if you are confident that you will perform well you can try again and again.

    • @confusedkys6090
      @confusedkys6090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deathinspace516 tf

    • @falsewraith7059
      @falsewraith7059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Popular TH-camr: *Talks*
      Mindless sheep in the comments: *Copies what he said in this format*

  • @kilam6791
    @kilam6791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    "I fear I have said too much"
    Too late Ranton, ninja monks coming for you.

    • @doublejacketjimmy391
      @doublejacketjimmy391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hunny a NINJAS FROM INDIA AND PAKISTAN YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Double Jacket Jimmy man starts agressivly screaming about one comment lmao

    • @doublejacketjimmy391
      @doublejacketjimmy391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mahi zen Man comments on other man aggressively screaming about one comment.
      Don’t you have something better to do man?

    • @zentil267
      @zentil267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @double jacket
      ninjutsu is from Japan.
      read a book once and a while. will help with yr comments.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Double Jacket Jimmy
      Ninjitsu comes from JAPAN.

  • @andychan3200
    @andychan3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "You should see him train" yup, I its sounds threatening...
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johannmuster9726
    @johannmuster9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    "There is a little hidden door for tourists but almost nobody knows about it hihi"
    10,5 mio views

    • @deadrussianliberal2897
      @deadrussianliberal2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I still don’t know where it is

    • @MajorBuzzKill
      @MajorBuzzKill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Imagine going and asking monks where the secret door is xD

    • @sokidouuu
      @sokidouuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      11 mil tourists hihi boiiii

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @꧁Goatme ꧂
      *MIO HONDA IS COMING FOR US*

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MajorBuzzKill *barges into temple*
      The secret door! Where is it!?

  • @zaki7212
    @zaki7212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    I have learned something after watching this;
    *Never trust the camera*

    • @Birmill
      @Birmill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But you trust this guy ? :thinking: For all we know he's saying just as much bullshit

    • @zaki7212
      @zaki7212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Birmill I mean he was a student there so he knows better than those reporters or don't tell me you were the principal of that school 🤣

    • @intenzxd7231
      @intenzxd7231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zaki7212 lol

    • @Birmill
      @Birmill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jacob Sirak I'm not saying he never trained there. But making super fishy youtube videos with fishy titles and fishy thumbnails for money doesn't sound much Shaolin

    • @silentoccasion4359
      @silentoccasion4359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Birmill This man is doing things like how the other experts are doing it. “The real disciple” thing from the titles isn’t new. Also what is so wrong with the thumbnail?

  • @vsilvia1906
    @vsilvia1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    Idk why was this in my recommended but I'm not complaining

    • @alexruka
      @alexruka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same

    • @vinnievalentine421
      @vinnievalentine421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because we were minks in the past lives obviously 🤣

    • @theredneckbuddha2763
      @theredneckbuddha2763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vinnievalentine421 monks* you're welcome :))

    • @jessicacriscone8004
      @jessicacriscone8004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vinnievalentine421 love your comment it's freaking hilarious

    • @AJ-te6tf
      @AJ-te6tf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here lmao

  • @oumarh.gassama8063
    @oumarh.gassama8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Damn, so you say Shaolin was and is comprised of human beings, who were obviously engaging in politics, social affairs, and basically were human? :-) Super grateful for your videos. You just bring all the rational and good info here!

  • @youraveragemachine1013
    @youraveragemachine1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "there is only yelling and beating"
    The truth has been spoken

    • @seecha8970
      @seecha8970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The staple of Asian culture. You ever been in public and thought to yourself, "damn, these Asian kids are so well behaved!" Well, now you know why.

    • @MrTuna-pt6wu
      @MrTuna-pt6wu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seecha8970 As an Asian, it's honestly not very pleasant to live in an Asian household especially in countries like China. Asian parents are just unnecessarily strict when it comes to choosing what's "best" for their child. Their values may also not apply to current day values. Maybe it's not to some Asian parents but I once grew up in a really Asian household so I think you get my idea

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Если этот коммент наберёт 100 лаков, Я сделаю **РАЗБОР** этого видео!
      Like this comment if you **speak** more than one language!

    • @jagvenne
      @jagvenne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This means that i am the kung fu master too. TOILET MASTER but not that much yelling

    • @ctrlzme.6448
      @ctrlzme.6448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I was young, my Father would beat me first then sit down and say that what I did was wrong and where I can change. Ahh, good times

  • @kitsuneakage22
    @kitsuneakage22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    My favorite part of the video is
    "we never trained there"

    • @lifer132
      @lifer132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol hate you

    • @eduardodias2073
      @eduardodias2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lifer132 ???

    • @lifer132
      @lifer132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eduardodias2073 because, the joke is funny

    • @eduardodias2073
      @eduardodias2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lifer132 um... wut?

    • @lifer132
      @lifer132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@eduardodias2073 its funny, dats y i hate(joking) him

  • @njr-hp9qr
    @njr-hp9qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    this man looks likes he's having vietnam flashbacks every time he talks about the training

    • @diegoanthonyherrera9952
      @diegoanthonyherrera9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unhappy shaolin guy? huh.
      Maybe, but is ok, the other s temples never show the skill for cameras.. this is ok

    • @catfish64115
      @catfish64115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oof-

    • @thebeastgt2116
      @thebeastgt2116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He isn’t Vietnamese

    • @njr-hp9qr
      @njr-hp9qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@thebeastgt2116 I never said he was

    • @thegougy
      @thegougy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@njr-hp9qr I hope he meant that as a good joke and upvoted :).

  • @thylatrash7668
    @thylatrash7668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was so interesting, thank you for making this!!

  • @jxraikirii
    @jxraikirii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    The whole Video in one meme:
    Well yes but actually no.

    • @neve_zero0
      @neve_zero0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *YESN'T*

    • @bluesteelgaming2883
      @bluesteelgaming2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wife says, "Да, нет", literally, "yes, no."

    • @yaqubhussain1899
      @yaqubhussain1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro you know the outro music?

    • @vasily3127
      @vasily3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Are the Shaolin Warrior Monks religious?"
      "Well yes, but actually they are secular"

  • @junyi2753
    @junyi2753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    2019: Real Shaolin Disciple reacts to BBC Shaolin Documentary
    2020: Uncle Roger reacts to BBC Egg Fried Rice

    • @dogheyan
      @dogheyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      haiyaah..

    • @Zaggex
      @Zaggex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fuiyoh~~~

    • @ishlazz1307
      @ishlazz1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Where's your wok?

    • @kabashitor
      @kabashitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haiyahh... 😂😂

    • @lonehawk2751
      @lonehawk2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There's is a sign about something wrong with BBC Documentary series...

  • @jacobklosinski8914
    @jacobklosinski8914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Dude seeing Ranton actually be like nostalgic makes me so happy like he had a awesome experience in there and I just love seeing him happy

    • @unklebin5734
      @unklebin5734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You said it before me

    • @taichipandabat6153
      @taichipandabat6153 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      awesome experience? i highly doubt that was an awesome experience for any human being, training with monks is very hard, perhaps the hardest training a human being can ever got through in their life

    • @taichipandabat6153
      @taichipandabat6153 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bob Kay i dont just watch i read as well.....

  • @carlgrove8793
    @carlgrove8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A few years ago the BBC also had a series about an English Shaolin monk who was trying to find people with the potential to go to train at Shaolin Temple. Few made it through the selection process and many couldn't cope with the harsh training. Unfortunately there seem to be no videos on TH-cam about it and I can't recall the name of the series! If anyone knows they can maybe give you another programme to watch and comment on.

  • @gxguy2906
    @gxguy2906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    This make me question BBC wildlife documentary. Did they just set up those zebra for those lions to chase? Lol

    • @aishuv4583
      @aishuv4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @User-yr1un
      @User-yr1un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      Real zebra reacts to BBC wildlife documentary.

    • @heidyherrerachavez7220
      @heidyherrerachavez7220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      User 116661 hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhaa
      Ok

    • @JohnMacbeth
      @JohnMacbeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh are you talking about the recent documentary Serengeti? 😂 Yeah, the thought crossed my mind too at one point.

    • @Balrov1
      @Balrov1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zebra:
      this in'st true, we don't drink water from there, there are alligators everywhere in that place, this is just for the cameras..
      " I know that zebra, it's mark, my friend."

  • @shotgun6X
    @shotgun6X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    "Hong Kong Cinema made Kung Fu famous. Not Hollywood."
    Oooooh!

    • @thatlazguy
      @thatlazguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Kahn Girde' bloody Muricans won't admit that though

    • @xooperz
      @xooperz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, worldwide you could say it was Hollywood that made it popular

    • @Cayde-6
      @Cayde-6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe she said Hong kong hollywood

    • @9thteardropgameteller601
      @9thteardropgameteller601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its true. Im asian. When i was a kid like 30 years ago. I saw a lot of hongkong kungfu movies with sholin monk in its. Jackie chan early movies too.

    • @youtubephan2427
      @youtubephan2427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@xooperz shaw brothers, Jackie chan, bruce lee got the popularity rolling, not Hollywood.....Hollywood wanted a piece of it....

  • @jeffwells641
    @jeffwells641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Favorite part: "This statue was built two years ago..."

  • @thomasklugh4345
    @thomasklugh4345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "How 'bout you learn just one, right, instead of going to a new one, and a new one, and a new one..."
    That was the best advice.