I thought it was “I’m a creep. I’m aware, though” and it was about stuff like intrusive thoughts where you understand the stuff is awful but you can’t make it stop
I mean, yeah, I think everybody deserves to be spared from warm sausage tea, that sounds gross That also sound like hot dog water, considering how tea is made, and how hot dog water happens
When I was little I was in the car listening to the radio, where Taylor Swift’s ‘Wildest Dreams’ was playing. I misheard the line “spinning in a nice dress” as “spinning in an ice chest” I sang my version super loud and my mom looked at me like I had 3 heads, until she realized I misheard it and started laughing so hard she went into a coughing fit.
reminds me of how one time, i was on a road trip with my mom, and michelle by the beatles came on the car stereo. i mentioned how "son les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble" (these are words that go together well) sounded like "someday monkey won't play piano song," which made her laugh so hard she almost had to pull over.
I’ve misheard that too different ways, I’ve heard “spinning in an ice chest”, “spitting in a nice dress”, “spinning in a nice dress”, and “standing in a nice dress”.
“Somebody once told me, the world was macaroni. I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.” Yeah, imagine being my friend’s dad listening to his kid belt out all star and then from the other line of a facetime call hear me go, “You shouldn’t eat sharp tools!”
Ah... I remember in middle school when everyone would purposely make up lyrics for it 'Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree It tasted kinda funky so I spit it at a monkey and-' Idk why but that's just something we did
Yeah I heard that one wrong too and didn’t get it right till high school. I thought it was “I ate the shopper’s tool in the shed” too only I continued with “she was looking kinda dumb with her finger IN her thumb and the shape of an ELF on her forehead” 🤦♀️
I grew up thinking it was “I’m a single lettuce” and not “all the single ladies” and my mum would burst into laughter and I would always wonder why she was laughing
Apparently so many people heard "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" from Purple Haze as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" that Jimi Hendrix started deliberately singing it wrong to mess with people.
I Dont Know What Song Or The Original Lyrics But So Many People Thought That A Slipknot Song Had, ''Pikachus A Virgin'' In It To The Point That Corey, Would Actually Sing ''Pikachus A Virgin'' *In Live Performances*
for years i always thought the lyric "so here's the frozen proof" from centuries by fall out boy was "so here's the frozen fruit" and was so confused forever
I thought that Bruce Springsteen was singing "I wanna be your friend, I wanna burn your dreams and visions" instead of "guard your dreams and visions" in Born to Run and thought that's a little harsh
I still remember a lyric video here on youtube that showed that as the lyrics and back in the annotation days they had to add one with the right one. But God, people in the comment were laughing their hearts out
When I was really little, In the song radioactive when he says, “don’t you make my system blow” I always thought he said “don’t you make my sister blow” and the thought of my sister exploding made me cry.
In Queen's "Another one Bites the Dust" there's a part where Freddie hurriedly says what I'm pretty sure is "bite the dust, yeah!" but for years my mom and I misheard it as, "I'm adopted!" We still jokingly sing it incorrectly despite knowing better. Honestly, we always knew that couldn't REALLY be the lyric. It's just funnier to imagine him randomly admitting to being adopted in a song that otherwise has nothing to do with it.
I know exactly which part you’re talking about, always heard it as ‘I’m adopted!” too. Like you, I’m sure that’s not what he says, but it’s just more fun to believe it is.
4:02 I love how this is not only a misheard lyric but one that is pretty much the exact opposite of what was intended 😂 in the original “I’m only human after all” was meant to show that people make mistakes and can be forgiven or whatever yet the misheard lyric of “how many humans left to go” makes him sound like the terminator who is actively trying to hunt everyone down 💀
My personal favorite; when I was a kid I couldn't speak English that well yet so when I heard "Strong Enough" by Cher I thought she said "Korv Stroganoff" (transl. "sausage stroganov", a Swedish variant of the original beef one) To this day I sometimes sing "I want stroganoff, can't live without you, korv stroganoff" whenever I cook the dish at home
For years, I thought the chorus to Can't Hold Us was "So we put our hands up, like the silly can holders." No one corrected me until I found the actual lyrics
@@Lillie541 Well considering the title of the song I think that should be obvious. Unless you're considering that "won" might mean "made the other person give up" rather than "was proven right" 😆
my mom misheard pumped up kicks as saying “all the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run, better run, faster than my brother”, and when i told her it was about school shootings, she was shocked and bewildered
My sister turned on the radio in the car once without realizing that our mom had left it on some Christian station and we were immediately blasted with the words “I’VE BEEN HELD BY THE SAVIOR” The singer had a distinct Southern accent. My sister turned to me and said, with a look of vague confusion “I’ve been hit by a seagull?”
I always thought that song that the other father sang in Coraline said “She’s a peach, she’s a doll, she’s a powerliineeee” I only realized what it said a few months back.
My parents always laughed when I kept singing "Dirty Little Sea Crab" instead of the actual "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American-Rejects. The childhood innocence
you could say that crab was a dirty little 'sea crit' (sea critter) I always knew the lyrics were 'don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret' but it sounds so much like he's saying 'egret' that I reimagined the song to be about a guy keeping an endangered heron in his house XD
My Oma, who was from the Netherlands, learned English and started listening to our songs when she moved to the USA. For YEARS, she thought that "Moves Like Jagger" (or however it's spelled) went "I'm gonna loose my jacket, I'm gonna loose my jacket, I'm gonna LOOOoOoOooOoOoOoseeEE my jackeeeet," and she sang it that way until my aunt FINALLY corrected her.
Fun fact: the word Mondegreen is a misheard lyric as well (but as in, poetry). Can't remember who coined it but she said how as a child she remembered a poem that was often recited to her, and there was a passage in it with something about "laid him on the green", which she misheard as "Lady Mondegreen."
It was from a _ballad,_ which is sort of halfway between a song and a poem, like it was written in a book but it's also commonly adapted to a song format. Anyway the ballad was called "The Bonnie Earl O'Moray" and the misheard verse included the titular earl's murder.
@@Rockraft Yeah I noticed after re-watching that part, though it didn't explain how it came to be specifically the word "Mondegreen" so I thought I'd leave the comment up for anyone interested.
For a very long while I used to believe that the "I'll find someone like you" song was actually pretty optimistic and went like "Nevermind I'm fine, so unlike youuu"; I was devastated once I found out the persona was actually sad and with issues, not happy and malevolent
When I was a teen in the 70's, I thought that the Bee Gees were singing "four-letter woman" (instead of "More Than A Woman", the song's actual title)....
Just had one of these recently! Kept hearing Coldplay's Yellow as "you're scared, yeah you're scared of ghosts" It was "your skin, yeah your skin and bones" 🤦♂
"All my friends are heathens take it slow" I heard as "All my friends are eating steak so slow" and then I confidently told my teacher I knew the lyrics and sang it to her, incorrectly.
For the longest time I thought it was "All my friends are here so take it slow". Or maybe "let's take it slow", I forget. I just remember getting "here" instead of "heathens".
my friend and i misheard it as "all my friends are eating steak real slow" and i had completely forgotten until just now and i'm glad to know we're not alone
At the age of 10 I was fully convinced that Imagine Dragons “Radioactive” had a line that sang “Don’t meet my sister Moe”. 2 years down the line I was dumbfounded to learn they sang “Enough to make my systems blow” 💀
With the church song, "Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done" I used to say "Through King Kong, thy will be done". My mom thought it was hilarious so she didn't correct me for about a year. Only after I had a test in my religion class and I wrote the lyrics like that. That's when she said, "okay, I need to tell him now".
Back in church during a choir song that is supposed to go "peace, peace on earth" I would sing "peas. Peas on earth" I also used to sing "chicken tikka tell me the truuuuth" for years. Sorry, Abba.
At a young age I always misheard "But she came and stood right by me" (Billy Jean) as the dutch sentence "En dat kind dat stinkt naar bami" which translates to "And that kid that stinks like noodles" 💀
Many spanish speaking people misheard that exact like "ve, ¿tu quieres una manzana?" Which translates into "see, do you want an apple?" I think both misheard lyrics are great
when I was nine I used to think pumped up kids was saying "we're having fun fun fun" and I thought taylor swift in 22 said "dressed up like hamsters", and "you look like battendews". don't know what a battendew is, assumed it was australian.
in ed sheeran's Shape Of You he says "you push and pull like a magnet do" and for the longest time I thought it was "with shampoo like a magnitude" .. i don't even know what that means but I sang It confidently regardless !
3:51 - I also thought it was about a Mexican sun. I just listened to it again and I hear: "She's up on Mexican sun, I'm up on Mexican sun. She's up on Mexican fun, I'm up on Mexican lucky..." and so on.
For 35 years, my mom thought the second line of the chorus of "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" was "Don't leave me hanging on the line with JoJo." When I told her the real line was "Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo," she got very belligerent about insisting her version was right, even though, as I pointed out, her version didn't make any sense since it implies you are on the phone with a person never mentioned anywhere else in the song... while asleep! I had to show her proof of the correct lyrics before she relented.
Until I read this I always thought it was 'don't leave me hanging on a lively yo-yo' lmao... which is at least a little closer than what your mum thought
‘Stayin’ Alive’ by the Bee Gees was used in a commercial for the Danish airline Stena Line, resulting in a whole generation of Danish people thinking that the Bee Gees were actually singing “ah, ah, ah, ah, Stena Line! Stena Line!” I thought the same thing until I was like 10, and it occured to me that it would make no sense for them to be singing the name of an airline. Instead, I came up with the *much* more plausible theory that they were singing “ah, ah, ah, ah, stenalderen, stenalderen” (the Stone Age, the Stone Age) - never mind the fact that they’d have no reason to sing a Danish word, let alone the word for ‘Stone Age’ 😅
I was once standing in line for some (not very good) food at an AFL game and the service was obviously slow, plus the line was getting really big. Out of nowhere, I hear someone yell "AH, AH, AH, AH, STUCK IN THE LINE~ STUCK IN THE LINE~". Others started to repeat it, probably because drunk people love singing badly, hahaha.
that person who misheard smells like teen spirit is so real because of the way kurt cobain sings it, i misheard the bit that goes "hello, hello, hello, how low" as "got low, got low, hello, get low" for a LONG time
My father was always adamant that the lyric "there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do" from Africa by Toto was actually "ain't nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do". The last comment reminded me of that
"Everybody's working for the weekend" For some reason as a kid I thought the line was "Everybody's working for Luigi" I didn't even think the song was about Luigi, I just thought that was the line.
Okay, I just looked up the lyrics to "You Give Love a Bad Name": I'm 34 years old, and I thought it was "shot through the heart / and you're too late / you're gonna need / a Band-Aid"
Fun fact: the German term for the word "mondegreen" is "Agathe Bauer" because there was a person who called a radio show for a song recommendation. Not knowing the title, and not fluent in English, they told the host: "play that one song where they always yell 'Agathe Bauer'!" What was the song in question? Snap's "I've got the power" Since this comment is gaining some traction, might as well add a few of my favourite Agathe Bauer songs: *"Hau auf die Leberwurst"* (Hit the liverwurst) - Hope of Deliverance from Paul McCartney *"Oma fiel ins Klo"* (Grandma fell in the toilet) - Oh my feelings grow (Chris Norman's Midnight Lady) *"Du musst besoffen bestelln"* (you have to order drunk) - it must've been something you said (Cutting Crew's I Just Died in Your Arms) *"Oh Anneliese popel nicht"* (Oh Anneliese don't pick your nose) - Cum angelis et pueris (Enigma's Sadness) *"Niemand kann das bezahlen"* (no one can pay for this) - mi manca da spezzare (Nek's Laura non c'è)
I heard a clip from a radio show in Mexico, maybe? where the guy asks for the song that goes "the reeboks and the nikes" and the DJ thinks it over for a minute and comes up with Rhythm Of The Night
Hubert: do you like cheese sticks? Kenny: yes. Hubert: do you like putting cheese sticks in your mouth? Kenny: yes. Hubert: Kenny, you are a G*y cheese. (this is a reference to infamous "fishstick" thing)
In the disney Pocahontas movie, she sings the line "whether we are white or copper-skinned". When I was a kid, I used to think the line was "whether we are white or *proper* -skinned" 💀
My sister used to think that the “Savages” song was actually “Cabbages,” so she would run around the house screaming, “Cabbages! Cabbages! Barely even human!” I didn’t have the heart to tell her until years later.
2:36 Rasputin has been playing repeatedly in my mind for over a month now, and now that I've seen this, I'm gonna hear Matt singing it from now on Thank you Matt, you always somehow manage to make things better than they already are
My little cousin just discovered the song (she calls it the "Russian dance song") and replayed it so much that I'm actually tired of it... and I _like_ that song! I'm just going to be thinking of flamingo now though
for years my dad thought the line “how my poor heart aches” from every breath you take by the police was “i’m a pool hall ace” and we refuse to let him live it down
For over 40 years I thought the lyrics of Queen's We Will Rock You were 'Kicking your cat all over the place' rather 'your can'. I also misheard 'Someone ought to put you back into your place' as 'Someone ought to push a bag into your face'🤣.
There was a section on one of our local radio stations that was all misheard lyrics. Some of my favorites were - Van Halen / Panama -> “Padded Bra” - Manfred Mann / Blinded by the Light -> “Revved Up like a *douche* (deuce is the proper word), another runner in the night” - Men At Work / Who Can It Be Now? -> “Who’s Canopy Now?” - Linkin Park / Numb -> “I’m becoming *Piss* all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you” - Ozzy Osbourne / Crazy Train -> “Mental Wounds not healing, moving broccoli”
Recently realised that I’ve been singing almost every single line of “I don’t feel like dancing” incorrectly and I’ve been in a state of embarrassment ever since
This happens a lot with Brazilian songs, too. The song "Noite do Prazer" (A Night of Pleasure) is infamous by its phrase "na madrugada, tocando B.B. King sem parar" , that means "in the dead of night, playing B.B. King unstoppinly". People usually mishear it it "trocando de biquíni sem parar" = changing one's bikinis unstoppinly". That always made me figure out a woman that can't sleep and entertains herself trying her entire collection of bathing suits, one after another.
What about the "um abajuuur cor de CARNEEE" aajskanskakxjd where the original lyrics says "A carmine-colored lampshade" but most people (myself included abdkajs) heard "A meat-colored lampshade" aabjsqnjs also!!! The "Analisando essa cadeira ela é de praia" (Analysing this chair, it is a beach chair.) the original lyrics are "Analisando essa cadeia hereditária" (Analysing this hereditary chain) was very funny ahdkanc
@@absolute-creature The abajur is even most infamous, but I didn't want to flood your post. There's also "Alagados, Trenchtown, Favelas da Maré" - which refers to the names of favelas/slums. But I always misunderstood as "Alagados, fleeh-fluh, favelas amarelas" (yellow slums).
When I was younger, “ciao, adios, I’m done” turned into “stand with the horse, I’m done”. Kept making references to the misheard lyric and was confused when nobody understood.
Apparently, when my brother was younger he would ask my mom to play the "singing lettuce" song (Single Ladies) and when my mom was confused he sang "all the singing lettuce, all the singing lettuce" instead of "All the single ladies, All the single ladies" That was a good inspiration for a school presentation which I named "All the single lettuce, all the single lettuce" when it was about hyenas.
6-year-old me decided that the line from Dig a Little Deeper was 'dig, lil' beaver' and they were encouraging a beaver to dig a burrow, even though they build lodges out of mud and sticks on the surface of water.
When I was some ten years old, I heard the first line of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" as "here I stand, having ham, turn my face to the wall". I thought, "are you supposed to eat ham when you're sad?"
My favorite one that I’ve had was in Olivia Rodrigo’s Good 4 U, I thought the line “like a damn sociopath” was “Lookin damn sussy ol’ pal.” I thought that for months. Still sing it that way to piss off my fiancé.
I need you to go look up "Good 4 U is a new and original song which doesn't plagiarize at all" - because it's actually a mashup and I neeeeed you to hear a moment right near the end lmfao
I’d actually mishmashed the two when I was very young, I thought “you can call me queen bee” was “you can call me Queen Bean.” I wholeheartedly believed she was making a reference to Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga and it took my father a lot to convince me otherwise 😂
When i was 3, my fave song was Shot in the Dark by Ozzy. My mom loved it. But she also thought it was funny that i liked it too because I would ask to listen to "Shark in the Door." When I was about 11 we were listening to Heart of Glass and she admitted when she was a teenager, the song just came out and she misheard the lyric "love's true bluish light" as "love's true Jewish light" and never questioned it until she learned otherwise.
Once someone told me that it sounds like "i feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me" in Lavander Haze from Taylor Swift, and now I can hear it every time while listening to.
I thought it was "We found love and I'll hold this place." I imagined Rihanna and her boyfriend kept getting evicted and were resolving to find a permanent place to live lmao
6:41 as someone who listens to Smells Like Teen Spirit, that was absolutely beautiful I used to think it was “in containers” and I don’t know if that’s much better-
For an impressions thing, I once had to say “I ate the sharpest tool in the shed!” in the voice of Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus. (It was a misheard version of “I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.”)
When I was about 4, I sang ‘Fake Tales of San Francisco’ as ‘Fake Tales of Sephiroth Disco”. Over 15 years later, and my parents still call it that around me ☠️
i always used to sing " what kills you makes you stronger" instead of "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" and my brother would always laugh at me for it hahahaha
Kind of opposite to this video, but in Rasputin I just couldn't believe that the lyrics were "There was a cat that really was gone" and always thought I was mishearing the lyrics. I just googled the lyrics today and found out it's an actual line.
I’m a massive Skylanders fan, so when I heard the Rumour Has It song, I thought it was about this Skylander named Boomer, who is a troll that throws explosives. Yeah, I thought it was “Boomer Has It”
There was this commercial in Ireland where a guy sings "And you'll thank your stars that you went to go-compare" But as a kid I was convinced he was singing "And you'll thank your spines that you went to go-compare" This mix up also caused me to believe that your spine was magic somehow
I have talked about this with some of my friends and we all heard the “hopeless place” lyrics completely differently. I always thought it was “whole display” like they fell in love through a lot of grand gestures in public or something. One of my other friends had a much funnier interpretation of “open sleigh” thinking it was some sort of Christmas love song. I am now convinced that very few people actually hear those lyrics correctly because I swear no two misunderstandings are the same with this song.
the song “moves like jagger.” my little sister and i when we were younger were dead set convinced it was “ive got to move my jacket! i’ve got to move my jacket! i’ve got to moOOoove my jacketttt.” we went around singing that for years and my mom never correct us bc she thought it was endearing 💀
One misheard lyric that I think is the funniest is in Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze" "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky" is often misheard as "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" To make matters even worse, Jimi knew what that sounded like.... so sometimes while playing the song live, he would either point to someone in the audience or look up to the sky. Funny stuff 😂😂
ELO has a song called “Don’t Bring Me Down.” In it there’s a made-up word ‘groos.” So many people thought Jeff Lynne was singing “Bruce,” that in concerts he would sing “Bruce” instead.
"Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time" for me, as a child, was the story of "Sidney Allen, a Wonderful Christmas Guy". I still sing it that way. Honestly, it's better.
For some inexplicable reason, my dad hates this song, so I shall tell him about Sidney Allen the Christmas guy. Maybe it'll make the song better for him idk.
Abba's Winner Takes It All: I thought "The gods may throw a dice" was "The gods make rum with ice". Thereby rhyming "ice " with "ice" on the next line. Penny dropped when I heard a cover by Tommy Johansson.
When I was younger, I was a big The Little Mermaid fan. I’d always watch it, and sing along to the songs. In Part Of Your World, instead of “Bright young women” I sung “Pregnant woman” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
In lion king, I always used to hear "penguin llama penguin ima buy ya" instead of whatever it said in the other language but I think it meant a lion 🦁 and a leopard🐆
Matt should release an album with his amazing vocals
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Yes
G R E A T. I D E A.
Consider this non existent petition, signed
"Skuh-HULL Emoji: The Racoon-Shooing Opera"
I remember mishearing "I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo." as "I'm a creep. I'm a widow." and that made the song so much sadder than it was supposed to be.
THAT ISNT WHAT IT IS?!
Damn…
@@ohshit4860 Yep. Took me numerous years to realize "weirdo" was the actual lyric.
That's not as bad as my dad's mondegreen for this song. He thought it was "I'm a creep, I'm a longhair"
I thought it was “I’m a creep. I’m aware, though” and it was about stuff like intrusive thoughts where you understand the stuff is awful but you can’t make it stop
Bohemian Rhapsody.
“Spare him his life from this monstrosity”
“Spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”
I HEARD THAT TOO!
HDGDJDGDJDGDJDBDBVVGG HALPP
I mean, yeah, I think everybody deserves to be spared from warm sausage tea, that sounds gross
That also sound like hot dog water, considering how tea is made, and how hot dog water happens
Please spare me my life of that warm sausage tea
That tea must taste like absolute ass
Also in Bohemian Rhapsody, I first heard:
“Beelzebub has a devil put aside for (me)”
as
“Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard”
When I was little I was in the car listening to the radio, where Taylor Swift’s ‘Wildest Dreams’ was playing. I misheard the line “spinning in a nice dress” as “spinning in an ice chest”
I sang my version super loud and my mom looked at me like I had 3 heads, until she realized I misheard it and started laughing so hard she went into a coughing fit.
isn't it "standing in a nice dress"???
reminds me of how one time, i was on a road trip with my mom, and michelle by the beatles came on the car stereo. i mentioned how "son les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble" (these are words that go together well) sounded like "someday monkey won't play piano song," which made her laugh so hard she almost had to pull over.
I’ve misheard that too different ways, I’ve heard “spinning in an ice chest”, “spitting in a nice dress”, “spinning in a nice dress”, and “standing in a nice dress”.
I always thought it was “sitting in a nice dress” until I read this comment lol
You are still mishearing the line, because the actual line is _"Standing_ in a nice dress".
The best thing is some of the misheard lyrics you hear are better than the actual lyrics
ikr sometimes i just continue singing it wrong bc i like the misheard version better lol
Agreed! Sometimes they just stick.
I have a classmate that learned a song by re writing the lyrics of it and before she knew she learned the song with HER lyrics
@@giorgospapoutsakis5271 That's awesome if you ask me!
"Seashells she sells bullshit" will stick with me forever now
My sister once very confidently sang "You give love a band-aid" instead of "you give love a bad name" and we refuse to let her live that down.
That’s sweet. Love is like a gunshot wound, but you always make it a little bit better.
meanwhile i always thought he was saying "the bane blade" as if it was a dark fantasy or some shit
Yu-Gi-Oh the Card Game
Never sang like this but I saw a meme that did go like this.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS YOU GIVE LOVE A BAND-AID TOO WHEN I WAS LITTLE! I had no idea there were other people like me
Ik this isnt about the comment but Mayu pfp!!
“Somebody once told me, the world was macaroni. I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.”
Yeah, imagine being my friend’s dad listening to his kid belt out all star and then from the other line of a facetime call hear me go, “You shouldn’t eat sharp tools!”
Ah... I remember in middle school when everyone would purposely make up lyrics for it
'Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
It tasted kinda funky so I spit it at a monkey and-'
Idk why but that's just something we did
This is the best one yet
@@Queen_BreadDang that brought back some memories 😭
Yeah I heard that one wrong too and didn’t get it right till high school. I thought it was “I ate the shopper’s tool in the shed” too only I continued with “she was looking kinda dumb with her finger IN her thumb and the shape of an ELF on her forehead” 🤦♀️
I genuinely thought it was "finger in her bum" for some reason.
“But you did it have to cut me off!
Nehawuhmeteahaeamer muffin”
In case any one is curious, it's "make out like it never happened, and that we were nothing".
I think.
@@DaTimmeh thx
I grew up thinking it was “I’m a single lettuce” and not “all the single ladies” and my mum would burst into laughter and I would always wonder why she was laughing
That's hilarious
I'M A SINGLE LETTUCE NOW PUT YOUR PEARS UP!
I like your version better tbh
I USED TO THINK ONE OF THE LINES I THINK IT WENT "I know that stress is coming" or some shi AND I THOUGHT IT WAS "I know that Shrek is coming"
I, along with many others, would mishear it as "I'm a single lady"
Apparently so many people heard "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" from Purple Haze as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" that Jimi Hendrix started deliberately singing it wrong to mess with people.
Both equally empowering statements.
I want an excuse one day to sing "excuse me while I kiss this guy"
If you’re gay or bi, just date a man and you’ll eventually be presented with an excuse to say it@@Leminie9907
I Dont Know What Song Or The Original Lyrics But So Many People Thought That A Slipknot Song Had, ''Pikachus A Virgin'' In It To The Point That Corey, Would Actually Sing ''Pikachus A Virgin'' *In Live Performances*
I still hear it like that 💀
for years i always thought the lyric "so here's the frozen proof" from centuries by fall out boy was "so here's the frozen fruit" and was so confused forever
I thought that Bruce Springsteen was singing "I wanna be your friend, I wanna burn your dreams and visions" instead of "guard your dreams and visions" in Born to Run and thought that's a little harsh
Well, clearly it wasn't forever, since you know it now.
Wait it isn't "the poison truth" 😮
I still remember a lyric video here on youtube that showed that as the lyrics and back in the annotation days they had to add one with the right one. But God, people in the comment were laughing their hearts out
@@maffieduran sigh... I miss annotations
When I was really little, In the song radioactive when he says, “don’t you make my system blow” I always thought he said “don’t you make my sister blow” and the thought of my sister exploding made me cry.
I also thought this but I was a child with a dirty mind and so understood it the other way
My brother thought it was "I need a whack, dude" instead of "radioactive"
i thought it was "enough to make my sister moan". and my dad thought it was "ready to rock you" and not radioactive
It's actually "I'm waking up I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow"
In Queen's "Another one Bites the Dust" there's a part where Freddie hurriedly says what I'm pretty sure is "bite the dust, yeah!" but for years my mom and I misheard it as, "I'm adopted!" We still jokingly sing it incorrectly despite knowing better. Honestly, we always knew that couldn't REALLY be the lyric. It's just funnier to imagine him randomly admitting to being adopted in a song that otherwise has nothing to do with it.
hahahah me too
I know exactly which part you’re talking about, always heard it as ‘I’m adopted!” too. Like you, I’m sure that’s not what he says, but it’s just more fun to believe it is.
I always heard it as “are you nuts? I’m not adopted!” As a kid. Funnily enough I AM adopted lmao.
I always thought it said "I'm not adopted!"
My family and I always sang that part as “I’m adopted”.
4:02 I love how this is not only a misheard lyric but one that is pretty much the exact opposite of what was intended 😂 in the original “I’m only human after all” was meant to show that people make mistakes and can be forgiven or whatever yet the misheard lyric of “how many humans left to go” makes him sound like the terminator who is actively trying to hunt everyone down 💀
How many humans left to go
I'll put the pain on them
I used to mishear it as "How many humans have to roll"
@thiccintown1alien raised on earth by human parents gets a DNA test and is singing about it
SKUHULL EMOJEEE
ITS NOT I SHOULD BE OVER ON THE FIRST FLIGHT???
My personal favorite; when I was a kid I couldn't speak English that well yet so when I heard "Strong Enough" by Cher I thought she said "Korv Stroganoff" (transl. "sausage stroganov", a Swedish variant of the original beef one)
To this day I sometimes sing "I want stroganoff, can't live without you, korv stroganoff" whenever I cook the dish at home
Back when "Apologize" was on the radio all the time, I could only ever hear the chorus as "It's too late to party, Giles..."
It’s too late to say pawn a giant
For years, I thought the chorus to Can't Hold Us was "So we put our hands up, like the silly can holders." No one corrected me until I found the actual lyrics
Glad I’m not the only one who thought that! 😂
Same!!
My dad thought it was "silicon holders"
Glad to see some Silly Can Holders rep in the comments! 😆😆
I always thought it was ceiling can holders. Glad it's not just me!
My little sister confidently belts “Talk to a baby” instead of “Talk to me, baby” when singing Cake By The Ocean and it is still hilarious
Me and my sister got into an argument once on whether it was cake by the ocean or cape by the ocean. I won
@@Lillie541 Well considering the title of the song I think that should be obvious. Unless you're considering that "won" might mean "made the other person give up" rather than "was proven right" 😆
I thought it was "Kick body Yoshi" instead of Cake by the Ocean...
Lol I just imagined it in my head😂😂😂
I always heard "wonton me baby"
my mom misheard pumped up kicks as saying “all the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run, better run, faster than my brother”, and when i told her it was about school shootings, she was shocked and bewildered
I thought it was that, too, but instead of "all the other kids with the pumped up kicks" I thought it was "all the other kids with the pumped up kids"
He takes a whisky drink. He drinks above the drink. He drinks around the drink. He drinks inside the drink.
My sister turned on the radio in the car once without realizing that our mom had left it on some Christian station and we were immediately blasted with the words “I’VE BEEN HELD BY THE SAVIOR”
The singer had a distinct Southern accent.
My sister turned to me and said, with a look of vague confusion “I’ve been hit by a seagull?”
@TheGlassesPro THAT'S what the lyrics are?! I thought she actually said You call me a banana
@TheGlassesPro I thought it said “you pooped me and I die”
the lord and seagull Jesus Christ
if anyone's wondering it was probably All my Hope by Crowder and I can see why you heard it that way
he probably wanted that seagull in hell.
I remember mishearing "living on a prayer" as "living on the prairie" and thought that the song was the next level of country music.
NOO
THAT IS BEAUTIFULLLL
oh wow, i used to think the exact same
squidward on a chair
onion on a chaaairr
I always thought that song that the other father sang in Coraline said “She’s a peach, she’s a doll, she’s a powerliineeee”
I only realized what it said a few months back.
“You’re a unit of power Coraline”
“I’m a watt?”
I love this one
Thanks, I won't be able to unhear that.
I think my favourite personal on is "S** on fire" in which i heard "Dyslexics on fire"
I also heard "to wreck" in "ship to wreck" as "tourettes"
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, disabilities get no credit almost anywhere, but that is unreasonable!
My parents always laughed when I kept singing "Dirty Little Sea Crab" instead of the actual "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American-Rejects. The childhood innocence
I'll keep you my dirty little sea crab (dirty little sea crab) Don't tell anyone 😏
Love The All-American Rejects!
It was on CPMVs.
you could say that crab was a dirty little 'sea crit' (sea critter)
I always knew the lyrics were 'don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret' but it sounds so much like he's saying 'egret' that I reimagined the song to be about a guy keeping an endangered heron in his house XD
@TheGlassesPro "Keep eatin', keep, keep eatin' up-"
My Oma, who was from the Netherlands, learned English and started listening to our songs when she moved to the USA. For YEARS, she thought that "Moves Like Jagger" (or however it's spelled) went "I'm gonna loose my jacket, I'm gonna loose my jacket, I'm gonna LOOOoOoOooOoOoOoseeEE my jackeeeet," and she sang it that way until my aunt FINALLY corrected her.
MY YOUNGER SISTER THOUGHT THE SAME THING FOR THE LONGEST TIME 😭😭😭
@@shelazy_wolf1 me personally, I think the song is kind of a banger when he's singing about a jacket prediction
@@SunsetDragon Agreed 😂
WTF SO DID MY DAD 😭
As a 5 year old, I thought it was "I'm gonna move the jackets" and always imagined a guy trying to move a closet full of jackets
I started crying I was laughing so hard. I absolutely adore misheard lyrics because they're always so weird.
Same this is my favorite comment section ever!
"I'm blue, I was meat off a guy"
Fun fact: the word Mondegreen is a misheard lyric as well (but as in, poetry). Can't remember who coined it but she said how as a child she remembered a poem that was often recited to her, and there was a passage in it with something about "laid him on the green", which she misheard as "Lady Mondegreen."
It was from a _ballad,_ which is sort of halfway between a song and a poem, like it was written in a book but it's also commonly adapted to a song format. Anyway the ballad was called "The Bonnie Earl O'Moray" and the misheard verse included the titular earl's murder.
It literally says that in the comment about the word at 0:39
This gives me big wenomechainsama vibes
@@Nat_the_Chicken Ah, thank you for the correction, and for the added tidbit about why the poor earl was laid on the green and in what condition.
@@Rockraft Yeah I noticed after re-watching that part, though it didn't explain how it came to be specifically the word "Mondegreen" so I thought I'd leave the comment up for anyone interested.
For a very long while I used to believe that the "I'll find someone like you" song was actually pretty optimistic and went like "Nevermind I'm fine, so unlike youuu"; I was devastated once I found out the persona was actually sad and with issues, not happy and malevolent
oh damn
Hahahaha 😂
(I do sympathize, because that kind of thing has happened to me. But it's still hilarious.)
Oh damn that’s just mean.😆
When I was a teen in the 70's, I thought that the Bee Gees were singing "four-letter woman" (instead of "More Than A Woman", the song's actual title)....
a four-letter woman: G-I-R-L
@@user-xo5wd6sg5zLady
@@user-xo5wd6sg5zLady
Lass
Ma'am
Miss
Just had one of these recently! Kept hearing Coldplay's Yellow as "you're scared, yeah you're scared of ghosts"
It was "your skin, yeah your skin and bones" 🤦♂
"All my friends are heathens take it slow" I heard as "All my friends are eating steak so slow" and then I confidently told my teacher I knew the lyrics and sang it to her, incorrectly.
I misheard that as "....here to take it slow"
For the longest time I thought it was "All my friends are here so take it slow". Or maybe "let's take it slow", I forget. I just remember getting "here" instead of "heathens".
WHATS THIS SONG I NEED TO KNOW
@@piotrbojkoff ty
my friend and i misheard it as "all my friends are eating steak real slow" and i had completely forgotten until just now and i'm glad to know we're not alone
At the age of 10 I was fully convinced that Imagine Dragons “Radioactive” had a line that sang “Don’t meet my sister Moe”. 2 years down the line I was dumbfounded to learn they sang “Enough to make my systems blow” 💀
I always heard it as 'Enough to make my sister moan' and I will never live that down...
@@cozydrug WHAT? 💀
@@iliketrains5636 I know ;-; Save me from my younger self please
I heard THE SAME THING except I thought the sister’s name was Flo
I heard it as “don’t take my sister home”
With the church song, "Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done" I used to say "Through King Kong, thy will be done". My mom thought it was hilarious so she didn't correct me for about a year. Only after I had a test in my religion class and I wrote the lyrics like that. That's when she said, "okay, I need to tell him now".
Back in church during a choir song that is supposed to go "peace, peace on earth" I would sing "peas. Peas on earth"
I also used to sing "chicken tikka tell me the truuuuth" for years. Sorry, Abba.
Matt Rose is definitely one of the singers ever. He will go down in history for having the voice ever
Monke
he is def one of the singers ever 🤩
Naw he’s the person ever
Truly a singer of all time
Yeah Matt Rose is definitely
At a young age I always misheard "But she came and stood right by me" (Billy Jean) as the dutch sentence "En dat kind dat stinkt naar bami" which translates to "And that kid that stinks like noodles" 💀
Colonel Noodle.....
I WAS THE ONE THAT STUNK LIKE NOODLES!!! 🍝 🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍝🍝🍝🍜🍜🍜🍜
Many spanish speaking people misheard that exact like "ve, ¿tu quieres una manzana?" Which translates into "see, do you want an apple?"
I think both misheard lyrics are great
when I was nine I used to think pumped up kids was saying "we're having fun fun fun" and I thought taylor swift in 22 said "dressed up like hamsters", and "you look like battendews". don't know what a battendew is, assumed it was australian.
@@sirtacovi3262 What
in ed sheeran's Shape Of You he says "you push and pull like a magnet do" and for the longest time I thought it was "with shampoo like a magnitude" .. i don't even know what that means but I sang It confidently regardless !
3:51 - I also thought it was about a Mexican sun.
I just listened to it again and I hear: "She's up on Mexican sun, I'm up on Mexican sun. She's up on Mexican fun, I'm up on Mexican lucky..." and so on.
For 35 years, my mom thought the second line of the chorus of "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" was "Don't leave me hanging on the line with JoJo." When I told her the real line was "Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo," she got very belligerent about insisting her version was right, even though, as I pointed out, her version didn't make any sense since it implies you are on the phone with a person never mentioned anywhere else in the song... while asleep! I had to show her proof of the correct lyrics before she relented.
IT'S NOT HANGING ON THE LINE WITH JOJO??!!!
😂
Until I read this I always thought it was 'don't leave me hanging on a lively yo-yo' lmao... which is at least a little closer than what your mum thought
When I read your comment, I pictured someone hanging on a washing line.
don't say it Don't say it Don't say it-
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE-
Ah dammit my autism got out again-
‘Stayin’ Alive’ by the Bee Gees was used in a commercial for the Danish airline Stena Line, resulting in a whole generation of Danish people thinking that the Bee Gees were actually singing “ah, ah, ah, ah, Stena Line! Stena Line!” I thought the same thing until I was like 10, and it occured to me that it would make no sense for them to be singing the name of an airline. Instead, I came up with the *much* more plausible theory that they were singing “ah, ah, ah, ah, stenalderen, stenalderen” (the Stone Age, the Stone Age) - never mind the fact that they’d have no reason to sing a Danish word, let alone the word for ‘Stone Age’ 😅
Jeg vil høre det som stenalderen fra nu af 😭
@@xx-sof-xx Jeg beklager meget 😅
This is hilarious 😂
Jag trodde Stena Line reklamen var från Sverige
I was once standing in line for some (not very good) food at an AFL game and the service was obviously slow, plus the line was getting really big.
Out of nowhere, I hear someone yell "AH, AH, AH, AH, STUCK IN THE LINE~ STUCK IN THE LINE~".
Others started to repeat it, probably because drunk people love singing badly, hahaha.
"Clowns never loved me, joke is in the rain, here I am, stuck in the middle with you!"
I used to think that the line to “ Shut up and dance with me “ was “ Shut up that density “
My grandad taught my cousin to sing "Feliz Navidad" (or however it's meant to be spelt) as "Release fluffy ducks".
He then sang it at preschool.
One of my filipino teacher's relatives thought it was "The least knobby dog" XD
the least knobby dot
My sister’s was “at least I’m a duck!”
the least knobby dot
Fleas on my dog
I was waiting so intently for what Akula lopata translated to, and I was not disappointed. Been rolling on the floor for 10 minutes now. 💀
I love how it’s just become herd mentality for the skull emoji to conclude a sentence 💀
I think thats my language because *лопата* actually does mean shovel and *ајкула* means shark but *акула* doesn't mean anything
Ops i forgot the skull 💀
@@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 its russian
My brother is glad you liked it)
that person who misheard smells like teen spirit is so real because of the way kurt cobain sings it, i misheard the bit that goes "hello, hello, hello, how low" as "got low, got low, hello, get low" for a LONG time
I seriousley used to think it was 'all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run faster than my bucket' 💀
My father was always adamant that the lyric "there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do" from Africa by Toto was actually "ain't nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do". The last comment reminded me of that
I thought that too and I just heard it on the car radio and still said “100 men on mars” in my head
Omg I'm not the only one!
Me too!!
I still refuse to believe it's anything but Mars
same here!
"Everybody's working for the weekend"
For some reason as a kid I thought the line was "Everybody's working for Luigi"
I didn't even think the song was about Luigi, I just thought that was the line.
LOL i thought that too
THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR ONE MINUTE STRAIGHT
I’m-a Luigi, number one!
Okay, I just looked up the lyrics to "You Give Love a Bad Name": I'm 34 years old, and I thought it was "shot through the heart / and you're too late / you're gonna need / a Band-Aid"
Would make a great parody though
Fun fact: the German term for the word "mondegreen" is "Agathe Bauer" because there was a person who called a radio show for a song recommendation. Not knowing the title, and not fluent in English, they told the host: "play that one song where they always yell 'Agathe Bauer'!"
What was the song in question? Snap's "I've got the power"
Since this comment is gaining some traction, might as well add a few of my favourite Agathe Bauer songs:
*"Hau auf die Leberwurst"* (Hit the liverwurst) - Hope of Deliverance from Paul McCartney
*"Oma fiel ins Klo"* (Grandma fell in the toilet) - Oh my feelings grow (Chris Norman's Midnight Lady)
*"Du musst besoffen bestelln"* (you have to order drunk) - it must've been something you said (Cutting Crew's I Just Died in Your Arms)
*"Oh Anneliese popel nicht"* (Oh Anneliese don't pick your nose) - Cum angelis et pueris (Enigma's Sadness)
*"Niemand kann das bezahlen"* (no one can pay for this) - mi manca da spezzare (Nek's Laura non c'è)
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This is a sub-type, lyrics that are mis-heard because it's not their first language. I call this a Ken Lee. th-cam.com/video/FQt-h753jHI/w-d-xo.html
😂God that's great
this is hilarious
I heard a clip from a radio show in Mexico, maybe? where the guy asks for the song that goes "the reeboks and the nikes" and the DJ thinks it over for a minute and comes up with Rhythm Of The Night
In Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida” I used to think the line “feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes” was “feel the fear in my enemy’s ass”
Up until he saw that his asshole stood on pillars of salt and pillars of sand.
"One minute I held my nuts"
@@DJPantspis_er "one minute i held my nUts, next my balls were close to me"
well that's... suggestive
@@DJPantspis_er next my balls were closed on me
I misheard fly like a G6 as ‘fly like a cheese stick’ 💀. I believed that for nearly all 17 years of my life up until early last year
Hubert: do you like cheese sticks? Kenny: yes.
Hubert: do you like putting cheese sticks in your mouth? Kenny: yes.
Hubert: Kenny, you are a G*y cheese.
(this is a reference to infamous "fishstick" thing)
'But you didn't have to cut me off
Mekalakanevahapanana we were nothing'
In the disney Pocahontas movie, she sings the line "whether we are white or copper-skinned".
When I was a kid, I used to think the line was "whether we are white or *proper* -skinned" 💀
AT LEAST IT WASN'T THE OTHER WAY AROUND LMAO
SKINLESS???
According to the tanning salon industry, copper skin is proper skin!
My sister used to think that the “Savages” song was actually “Cabbages,” so she would run around the house screaming, “Cabbages! Cabbages! Barely even human!”
I didn’t have the heart to tell her until years later.
2:36 Rasputin has been playing repeatedly in my mind for over a month now, and now that I've seen this, I'm gonna hear Matt singing it from now on
Thank you Matt, you always somehow manage to make things better than they already are
My little cousin just discovered the song (she calls it the "Russian dance song") and replayed it so much that I'm actually tired of it... and I _like_ that song! I'm just going to be thinking of flamingo now though
the profile picture for that one seems to be straight up spongebob porn...
I thought you'd be talking about the horrendous profile picture
@@callmecharlie4250 We don't talk about that.
@@callmecharlie4250 yeah. yeah it is
i always thought "living on a prayer" by bon jovi said "gina must have died of old age" instead of "gina works the diner all day"
“All my cellos on a burning pile, a lit bong and I start to smile, liver!”
for years my dad thought the line “how my poor heart aches” from every breath you take by the police was “i’m a pool hall ace” and we refuse to let him live it down
Some people hear "how my poo hole aches" for some damn reason.
For over 40 years I thought the lyrics of Queen's We Will Rock You were 'Kicking your cat all over the place' rather 'your can'. I also misheard 'Someone ought to put you back into your place' as 'Someone ought to push a bag into your face'🤣.
SAME
im so glad I wasn't the only one who heard cat, I thought I was just crazy
SAme here
I heard "Kicking a bag all over your face"
Used to think Apple bottom jeans went: "Apple bottle juice, with the bird! (With the bird!)"
lol
There was a section on one of our local radio stations that was all misheard lyrics. Some of my favorites were
- Van Halen / Panama -> “Padded Bra”
- Manfred Mann / Blinded by the Light -> “Revved Up like a *douche* (deuce is the proper word), another runner in the night”
- Men At Work / Who Can It Be Now? -> “Who’s Canopy Now?”
- Linkin Park / Numb -> “I’m becoming *Piss* all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you”
- Ozzy Osbourne / Crazy Train -> “Mental Wounds not healing, moving broccoli”
Recently realised that I’ve been singing almost every single line of “I don’t feel like dancing” incorrectly and I’ve been in a state of embarrassment ever since
"why'd you kick it in when i'm not in the mood?"
for years, it has been “i dont feel like dancin, dancin. habadahabadabadadoo” and to this day i have no clue what it says
Damn, I’ve forgotten know lol
@@nikistorey9972 "even if i find nothing better to do"
to be honest i did have to look up the lyrics to that song
This happens a lot with Brazilian songs, too. The song "Noite do Prazer" (A Night of Pleasure) is infamous by its phrase "na madrugada, tocando B.B. King sem parar" , that means "in the dead of night, playing B.B. King unstoppinly". People usually mishear it it "trocando de biquíni sem parar" = changing one's bikinis unstoppinly". That always made me figure out a woman that can't sleep and entertains herself trying her entire collection of bathing suits, one after another.
What about the "um abajuuur cor de CARNEEE" aajskanskakxjd where the original lyrics says "A carmine-colored lampshade" but most people (myself included abdkajs) heard "A meat-colored lampshade" aabjsqnjs also!!! The "Analisando essa cadeira ela é de praia" (Analysing this chair, it is a beach chair.) the original lyrics are "Analisando essa cadeia hereditária" (Analysing this hereditary chain) was very funny ahdkanc
I sometimes just try on clothes when I can't sleep.
@@absolute-creature The abajur is even most infamous, but I didn't want to flood your post. There's also "Alagados, Trenchtown, Favelas da Maré" - which refers to the names of favelas/slums. But I always misunderstood as "Alagados, fleeh-fluh, favelas amarelas" (yellow slums).
Omg that's hilarious! 😂
TROCANDO DE BIKINI SEM PARAAAR
This was the first video to ever make me cry laughing
"Eat a hot dog" was gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We had a family friend named Mayve who thought the song Call Me Maybe went "Call me Mayvey"
When I was younger, “ciao, adios, I’m done” turned into “stand with the horse, I’m done”. Kept making references to the misheard lyric and was confused when nobody understood.
I always heard it as "shower the horse, I'm done"
@@alexhollinghurst3945 Horses need washing too!
Shower the horse, slam dunk
Apparently, when my brother was younger he would ask my mom to play the "singing lettuce" song (Single Ladies) and when my mom was confused he sang "all the singing lettuce, all the singing lettuce" instead of "All the single ladies, All the single ladies"
That was a good inspiration for a school presentation which I named "All the single lettuce, all the single lettuce" when it was about hyenas.
Hello there, fellow pink corruption fan
as a kid I always thought it was "I'm a singer lady, I'm a singer lady" which thankfully at least makes some sort of sense
I misheard that song as "I wanna cigarette" 😬
@@ladymoragsbootlaces8059 lol
@@GhostsAreReall I mean what if she does want a cigarette?
6-year-old me decided that the line from Dig a Little Deeper was 'dig, lil' beaver' and they were encouraging a beaver to dig a burrow, even though they build lodges out of mud and sticks on the surface of water.
When I was some ten years old, I heard the first line of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" as "here I stand, having ham, turn my face to the wall". I thought, "are you supposed to eat ham when you're sad?"
My favorite one that I’ve had was in Olivia Rodrigo’s Good 4 U, I thought the line “like a damn sociopath” was “Lookin damn sussy ol’ pal.” I thought that for months. Still sing it that way to piss off my fiancé.
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ IN A LONG TIME HOLY SHIT 😭
LOLLLLLLL
as an olivia rodrigo stan, this is true
I need you to go look up "Good 4 U is a new and original song which doesn't plagiarize at all" - because it's actually a mashup and I neeeeed you to hear a moment right near the end lmfao
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I’d actually mishmashed the two when I was very young, I thought “you can call me queen bee” was “you can call me Queen Bean.” I wholeheartedly believed she was making a reference to Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga and it took my father a lot to convince me otherwise 😂
My goodness you must be young
not me misreading the post in the video as the SAME THING
@@NeonBeeCat I was at the time lol, I know the game was old but it was Wii U VC and the like that meant i was still into those games too
Hell yeah bro
Oh, I love that game! :D
When i was 3, my fave song was Shot in the Dark by Ozzy. My mom loved it. But she also thought it was funny that i liked it too because I would ask to listen to "Shark in the Door."
When I was about 11 we were listening to Heart of Glass and she admitted when she was a teenager, the song just came out and she misheard the lyric "love's true bluish light" as "love's true Jewish light" and never questioned it until she learned otherwise.
Once someone told me that it sounds like "i feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me" in Lavander Haze from Taylor Swift, and now I can hear it every time while listening to.
And instead off “baby let the games begin” in ready for it “baby the duck is vegan”
i used to think we found love in a hopeless place was "we fell in love in a homeless place" i still sing it that way to this day
me too lmfao
I heard it as "we fell in love in a whole lost place."
I thought it was "We found love and I'll hold this place." I imagined Rihanna and her boyfriend kept getting evicted and were resolving to find a permanent place to live lmao
We found Dove in a soapless place
We found love in a homeless place
6:41 as someone who listens to Smells Like Teen Spirit, that was absolutely beautiful
I used to think it was “in containers” and I don’t know if that’s much better-
I thought it was "im contagious"
I thought it was “HABADABA, HABADABA! HABADABA, HABADABA! YEAH!
i thought it was
HERE WE ARE NOW,
END THE TABLES!
I thought it was "End a taylor" for some time....
Sorry taylor-
I used to think it was "I'm a Lionel, I'm a vinyl, I'm a skittle, I'm a beetle" 💀
For an impressions thing, I once had to say “I ate the sharpest tool in the shed!” in the voice of Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus. (It was a misheard version of “I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.”)
Xddcc
I used to think ABBA's Dancing Queen was about a prom queen dramatically dying on the dance floor and everyone just watching
When I was about 4, I sang ‘Fake Tales of San Francisco’ as ‘Fake Tales of Sephiroth Disco”. Over 15 years later, and my parents still call it that around me ☠️
Final Fantasy or did the name come out of nowhere?
To be fair, I imagine that the tales of Sepheroth disco have potential to be more interesting than a good many tales of San Francisco.
@@arcanelore3791 Yes.
I've never heard of that song but if I do I'm calling it that
I had watched my older brothers play FF and Kingdom Hearts haha.
I also always heard “you can dance, you can die, having the time of your life” in dancing queen 💀
Those aren't the lyrics?
Guys it's "jive"💀
You can dance
You can dance
I always thought it was strange that the song suggested I could simultaneously die and have a great time.
Most appropriate skull emoji
always used to hear the lyric 'Isame work till I ache in my bones" from Somebody to Love by Queen as "I work till I ate my bones"
i always used to sing " what kills you makes you stronger" instead of "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" and my brother would always laugh at me for it hahahaha
Kind of opposite to this video, but in Rasputin I just couldn't believe that the lyrics were "There was a cat that really was gone" and always thought I was mishearing the lyrics. I just googled the lyrics today and found out it's an actual line.
I heard “There was a cat that really was born” and thought I misheard the cat part.
Mine's Buck Rogers by Feeder. "Drink cider from a lemon", who is hollowing out lemons to use them as drinking vessels?
@@alexthorold3496 The same doctor that told Harry Nilsson to put the lime in the coconut, evidently.
I think calling him a cat is some sort of saying?
It was the 70s, people just wrote song lyrics that way
I used to think the lyrics to Mr. Sandman were, "Mr. Sandman, bring me a twink, make him the cutest that you've ever seen"
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I wish this was the real Mr. Sandman
I mean, if that's your type, it works!
i heard "mr sandman,give me a drink,you're not the only idiot i've seen" 💀
that sounds like a prank you do with markers at sleepovers
I’m a massive Skylanders fan, so when I heard the Rumour Has It song, I thought it was about this Skylander named Boomer, who is a troll that throws explosives. Yeah, I thought it was “Boomer Has It”
I never played Skylanders but I also thouggt it was "Boomer has it".
One of my friends thought the line “living just to find emotion” in Don’t Stop Believing was “living is the finest mushroom”
I personally thought Rihanna said "we found love in a haunted place" as a kid and I think thats way cooler than what she actually said
I also thought the same thing lol
There was this commercial in Ireland where a guy sings "And you'll thank your stars that you went to go-compare"
But as a kid I was convinced he was singing
"And you'll thank your spines that you went to go-compare"
This mix up also caused me to believe that your spine was magic somehow
"Ah, damn it, I didn't put my lucky spine in, I'm just wearing my normal one".
I remember that, it was the one with a plane and the guy with a twirly moustache, wasn’t it?
Oh my god that unlocks memories. That bloody Go Compare man was everywhere. (also 100th like hehe-)
I thought it was “And this year, To save in on cheer” instead of “So this year, to save me from tears” In Last Christmas I gave you my Heart
For some reason I used to think the lyrics to Beat It were, "No one wants to feed the villain" instead of no one wants to be defeated.
I have talked about this with some of my friends and we all heard the “hopeless place” lyrics completely differently. I always thought it was “whole display” like they fell in love through a lot of grand gestures in public or something. One of my other friends had a much funnier interpretation of “open sleigh” thinking it was some sort of Christmas love song. I am now convinced that very few people actually hear those lyrics correctly because I swear no two misunderstandings are the same with this song.
I always thought it was "homeless place"
My brother thought it was “a horse’s place” like a stable or something
I always heard "home displays" 💀
i used to think it was “we found love and i hope it’s blessed” ????? what was wrong with my ears
I used to hear “focused place” like it was about balancing work and relationships
the song “moves like jagger.” my little sister and i when we were younger were dead set convinced it was
“ive got to move my jacket! i’ve got to move my jacket! i’ve got to moOOoove my jacketttt.”
we went around singing that for years and my mom never correct us bc she thought it was endearing 💀
I've got the moobs like Jagger?
I thought it was "you've got the moves, my tiger" and thought someone had a pet tiger that danced really well 🤦🏻♀️
I 100% believed it was 'I've got to move my dragon'. In my mind, I pictured it like moving a chess piece
“I’m gonna move to the nether, I’m gonna move to the nether”
I thought it was “I got to move blackjack”
i used to think the guy said “i know that i can treat you better,, danny can” in treat you better
"Only you've got that magic technique; when we sway, I go weeeeeee!"
One misheard lyric that I think is the funniest is in Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze"
"Excuse me, while I kiss the sky" is often misheard as "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy"
To make matters even worse, Jimi knew what that sounded like.... so sometimes while playing the song live, he would either point to someone in the audience or look up to the sky.
Funny stuff 😂😂
ELO has a song called “Don’t Bring Me Down.” In it there’s a made-up word ‘groos.” So many people thought Jeff Lynne was singing “Bruce,” that in concerts he would sing “Bruce” instead.
@@autonomouscollective2599wait it doesn’t say Bruce?!
YES LOL I thought I was the only person who thought this
Fugo is proud
"Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time" for me, as a child, was the story of "Sidney Allen, a Wonderful Christmas Guy". I still sing it that way. Honestly, it's better.
Shit someone needs to make this some cheesy Hallmark movie
my brother always heard "timmy allen, a wonderful christmas time"
For some inexplicable reason, my dad hates this song, so I shall tell him about Sidney Allen the Christmas guy. Maybe it'll make the song better for him idk.
Abba's Winner Takes It All: I thought "The gods may throw a dice" was "The gods make rum with ice". Thereby rhyming "ice " with "ice" on the next line.
Penny dropped when I heard a cover by Tommy Johansson.
When I was younger, I was a big The Little Mermaid fan. I’d always watch it, and sing along to the songs. In Part Of Your World, instead of “Bright young women” I sung “Pregnant woman” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'm sure pregnant women would get sick from swimmin.
"Think of Batman pooping snakes!" in that one Peter Pan movie instead of "Follow the path that moonbeams make!"
In lion king, I always used to hear "penguin llama penguin ima buy ya" instead of whatever it said in the other language but I think it meant a lion 🦁 and a leopard🐆
@@SoapheadPogTo be fair, it did sound like "Batman pooping snakes" to me! Even when they were showing the correct lyrics!
Bro I'm wheezing 💀💀
Matt is a national treasure who needs to be protected at all cost, his singing legit changed my viewpoint on life and space
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I mean it’s Matt Rose. He belongs on the X Factor, as a judge.
How the fuck did you get 1.31K subscribers in 3 weeks? Botted method?
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