When Siri overhears you sing
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- Something of a milestone as this marks the final video to come out of my trusty laptop which I bought very cheap many, many, many years ago. A reliable abettor of countless shenanigans most notably of course this entire channel. It's really too old to function now so taking well-earned retirement whilst I get to grips with some horrible newfangled thing. Sleep well, old friend.
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‘Calling Emergency Services in 5 Seconds’ famous last words
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Omg thats how i felt when i tried something stupid and it almost called the emergency services😭
I was drinking water while reading your comment and it was so funny that when I laughed, the water got in my eyes and my hair.
💀
uh oh
The way siri said "oh dont i" was some villain stuff right there
Siri will become GLaDOS and that was confirmation
Yes
Lol I thought Siri was being flirty
Plot twist: the person told Siri this in 2017, and Siri took it as a challenge, so she told Eminem to make Revival
@@Dragonslayer-vf3vv bro more like hal-9000 some of these replies really do sound like it
2:44
“Bad Bitches ass fat”
“I don’t know how to respond to that”
Siri should be writing its own songs with those lyrics
Slays
@@Leeknowalwaysknowyour pfp looks like my friend that just stares at me for a damn biscuit
@@phantomizedwastaken7720 Help-
@@Leeknowalwaysknowjfc christ why are stays EVERYWHERE (also lee know is my bias)
Matt's ability to read jibberish will never cease to amaze me
Apparently I thought you said
Matt’s ability to theories Hoe to gibberish the back up of the hippodrome
Also gibberish isn’t spelled with J
I find it hilarious how he reads the emojis too
Gibberish
I thought you said
Matt's ability to jig eat pig aimbot dodging free terrarium explained
Also jibberish isn't spelled with G
@@goodgenes0 😱😱🤯🤯
Matts voice needs to be an option for siri
We need this to save humanity
"I'm sorry! I could not find any results for ASDASFLK
SKU-HULL EMO JEE! 💀
Adds Matt’s voice
Hey Siri, how do you spell Matt Rose
“SJULL EMOJIE”
I agree
That would be funny
I yelled “MATT ROSEE” to Siri in a very deep voice, and he replied “AUGUGHGHGHHGHG”. It’s the only thing he’s ever said to me and I’m in a deep emotion.
i just giggled
@@c0nnorDAbotmust hurt
what
@@hypnov it’s sad my ass came off at the end
Sku-hull emoji
The trombone part killed me. Matt will always be amazing at reading the most ridiculous things.
W A P
woo woo woo woo woo wah wah wah wah wah woo woo woop woop woop
im a trombone player and I was just dead out of breath
w h a p
even though the story is completely fake matt made it like 5x funnier
all song names, ig
0:00 Uptown Funk - Bruno Mars, Mark Ronson
1:07 Escape - Rupert Holmes
1:14 Wake Me Up - Avicii, Aloe Blacc
1:19 Blue - Marina and the Diamonds
1:26 Turn Your Face - Little Mix
1:44 Young and Beautiful - Lana del Rey
1:55 Wiggle - Jason Derulo, Snoop Dogg
1:59 Kill You - Eminem
2:04 Hey Sis, It's Christmas - RuPaul
2:08 Wildest Dreams - Taylor Swift
2:20 Imagine - John Lennon
2:26 Shimmy Shimmy Ya - Ol' Dirty Bastard
2:30 Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
2:43 Bundles - Kayla Nicole, Taylor Griz
2:46 You Are My Sunshine - Johnny Cash
2:55 Me Too - Meghan Trainor
3:07 God's Plan - Drake
3:19 The Man - Ed Sheeran
3:35 I Love You, Will You Marry Me - YUNGBLUD
3:40 Summertime Sadness - Lana del Rey
3:43 Be Happy - Dixie D'Amelio
4:11 Last Resort - Papa Roach
4:17 Black On Black - NCT
4:33 I Like It - Cardi B, Bad Bunny, J Balvin
4:47 I'll Make A Man Out Of You - Donny Osmond (Mulan OST)
5:02 All Star - Smash Mouth
5:26 Secret Love Song - Little Mix
5:46 34+35 - Ariana Grande
6:20 trombone noises
Trombone will always have cocktail
Thank you ❤
We appreciate you
I want to like but u have 69
**trombone noises**
6:42 as a trombone major I can confirm that is what trombones sound like
what? the principal in peanuts?
Matt didn’t have to sing in this video but he did anyways. I am grateful for such commitment
Go big or go home, after all.
he went to buy some chicken but he hadn’t had the mood
Here's an idea: People saying things out of context, making them seem insane
Boosting this ^^
Yes
So my entire Discord server
YESSSSSS
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
I could hold it together... until the trombone 😂
W H A P
"WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP..." *fades away*
Captions: *[Music]*
*W H A P*
True!!!
My friends Alexa once took "play summertime sadness" and replied "added salmon sardines to your shopping list."
"Sing a lullaby for me"
"GO TO SLEEP.”
Best lullaby ever
Imagine "singing" this for your kid...
Mum, can you please sing a lullaby for me? I can't sleep😭
GO TO SLEEP🎶
💀💀💀💀
Tbh that kinda reminds me of Jeff the killer-
That one child:Mom please sing a lullaby I can’t sleep
Mom:GO TO SLEEP
4:06 i love how siri comforted them
Even tho it's a song...
SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.
As a trombone player, Matt's trombone impression is impressively accurate
No Internet connection Dinosaur avatar. :) Yay! :)
Same lol I'm a band kid
One I accidentally sung " If your happy and you know it " into siri and she then said " I'm sorry, I cant clap. I have no hands ". I was like: What the fuuu-
siri is unhappy :skullemoji:
@@1224chrisng Fr.. she called the police 💀
Reminds me of one time I was singing
“Baby, I’m standing around the corner. It’s kinda lonely & my mind wasn’t to control me”
Then Siri suddenly activated but what I sang was so different from what the phone heard:
Siri: You’re the one who’s 19 years old and pregnant! I can’t clap around with my non existence arms.
The phone: I’m a lonely world in a human synapses I will destroy your home tonight babies
@@FriendlyGhost22 ☠️. WHAT.
Then she replied with:
Go to hell.
Then the Alexa Activates and says:
There’s already hell in here.
Why does Matt's siri voice sound like every shopkeeper in every movie ever?
wait fr
I don't know what I was expecting but the veritable flood of "woo woop wah" had me full belly laughing until the end of the video. The concept and delivery are just... glorious. Good find, Matt.
1:48 Matt singing Lana del Rey was something I never thought I needed in my life... We need a full cover!!
i love how you make siri sound like a disinterested and exasperated office assistant
Oh my god he sounds like Roz from Monsters INC I'm dying-
I've always wanted my trombone to have subtitles.
Answering the age-old question, "What does the trombone say?"
Finally people from all over the world can understand what trombones are saying.
There’s a pic of someone who accidentally turned on voice recognition when they were playing trumpet and a bunch of gibberish was texted to their wife
Same
@@Meela9088 you mean like at the end of the video?..
Siri seems like some kind of sentient AI that’s just really dead inside
So like all AI then
Makes me GLaD she isn’t a real person then.
So Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
@@rosykindbunny1313 I thought the same thing 😂
@@Tyranitar. I see what you did there, you clever fuck..
3:13 this aged perfectly 😭
5:46 oh shit
Siri is like this one guy that doesn’t understand sarcasm but still has to give his two cents about it.
that is called autism
Happy Matt Rose Monday! However, on this fine day, we mourn the loss of a good friend. Rest in peace, Matt's old laptop.
Many thanks for your kind words. It will be missed. Rest in pieces 💀
@@Matt_Rose S K U L L E M O J I
you scared me into thinking the thing we were mourning was an actual person and MY EYES GENUINELY WATERED FOR MATT'S OLD LAPTOP
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The Trombonist vocalization sounds like the mating call of some sort of frog or bird of paradise. I love it!
Speaking of birds with annoying mating calls...
(The title will let you know this is NSFW. It's still hilarious 😀)
th-cam.com/video/5D2VdaM8OcM/w-d-xo.html
Peanuts voice(woh woh woh woh)
Matt singing is absolute gold, please don't stop!!! 🙏🙏
3:43
that song sounds like the red dead redemption building theme💀
they both sound similar. 💀
6:27 Everyone please a moment of silence for Matt's sanity at this point. 💀😔
S K U L L E M O J I
I mean, hes just so
S K U L L E M O J I
💀💀
I'm so sad that was fake 😭
As a trombonist, I can confirm this is how we text in relationships.
6:19 Text conversations with adults in Peanuts be like.
I Dare you to say this with the "Speech to text" Comment feature💀
@@EddieWelch-hk8vsTexas conversation with adult on peanut b like
Wat
6:20
"Come on... Eileen?" absolutely murdered me 😆😆
I'd have been caught between, "Good one!" and, "Not now, Siri!"
Same 🤣 love it when Siri is up for a sing-song
4:32 had me dying idk why
SAME
Nah I skipped it because of the artist
ME too
4:11 SÛFECÆTON NO BRÆTHÆÑG
T r a n s l a t e t o E n g l i s h
*My apologies. I can't help you with that.*
@@UpgradedAmongUsTCM CALL THE POLICE OR SMTH?? SIRI 😡
If you think your singing is bad, you should've heard my dad singing Style by Taylor Swift.
He promised to do it for laughs if I finished writing notes for 3 lectures in one day.
I did.
A 55-year old half-deaf Geordie ex-smoker singing Style from TH-cam subtitles whilst only hearing it for the first time is just *chef's kiss*
That sounds cute
Good for him!!
Really want to hear this now...
lol style is my favourite song i'd love to hear a 55yo man sing it
I need this experience in my life, the Geordie accent is what really seals the deal.
The fact Siri keeps picking up random voices like this is a “Siri-ous” problem.
I’ll see myself out now.
You could say it’s starting to “black”-en some people’s days
I will see myself out of life for making a reference not even relevant
No. I will see you out. With a projectile explosive weapon ready, DO NOT COME BACK
🥁
Bu dum tis
3:35 Siri absolutely disrespected this guy, even robots don't want to be his girlfriend.
Bro she ain’t even real
@@RmationYT they said that about Hatsune Miku too, but now she is married to a weird, old japanese man
@@ijoinedthedarkside333 He’s not old, I’m pretty sure the guy was in his 20s or 30s. He hadn’t been out of his school for very long.
@@ijoinedthedarkside333
1. Not old, he was barely 30 if not barely 20
2. I'm pretty sure "they" got divorced (meaning, I think the guy got psychological help)
@@billcipher8645 cant wait for Miku to write a breakup song about him
6:45
Please someone tell me I'm not the only one seeing a minecraft skeleton's face there in the white!!! HOW BRAIN?! HOW?!
Nah you ain't the only one
You and me both
you’re not alone 😶🌫️
I just asked Siri to start a stopwatch and he started playing youngblood 5 seconds of summer out of nowhere. My first thought was to come here lmao
5:17 "finger and her thumb" was actually split up into "feeing go rhianna sar" with "finger" becoming "feeing go rh" and the rest of the phrase becoming "-ianna sar-". expecting a 62-minute-long apology video and refund
The last one made me laugh so hard, I kicked over a bottle, tried to catch it, fell off with my headset on my head still, while sounding like I was attacked by several tickle monsters to the point people close by asked me if I am insane
😂😂😂😂
siri is like that one drunk aunt that can barely even answer any of your questions
4:30 THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LIKE IVE NEVER LAUGHED BEFORE LMAOOOOO
The trombone Noises killed me 😭 6:20
I absolutely love how Matt says “SKULL EMOJI” in a different way for every video
skhül emojï
@@berrystarcreations SKU-HULLLLL EMOOOJAAAYYYYY
Me, too. Entertains me every time. :)
SKULL EMOJIIII
Beautiful singing voice as always Matt
This was a terrible idea, Matt.
Favorited.
4:54 idk if something can have so much sense while having such little sense
5:13 i lost everthing in "Rhianna Sarandos"
Damn, that person at 3:34 got friendzoned by a virtual assistant 💀
2:43 Siri is officially a rapper?
A clueless rapper
She's a poet and she didnt even know it
6:20 "He has such a way with words"
5:38
Should have played Can’t we just talk? by Khalid. Not sure what the name of the song actually is, but this is the part that should play.
5:47 siri: I'm gonna end this man's whole career
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA 👹👹👹👹
2:36 that reaction though…
what did that meant
@@35135ksgdon’t know either tbh
@@veethebeaniest aa
Maybe it's cause they said "so here's my number" when it should be "but here's my number"
Lol
6:53 W H A P
Duck
Cat
@_Bakubro @demondreamytxx8798 @lonelycatyt WHAT IS WITH WEIRD COMMENTS RESPONDING WITH ANIMAL NAMES
@@MemesterRobotEmoji idk I just thought of ducks
Waluigi
3:23 Yikes, Siri got some existential crises
4:19 nct is always in the crime scene help 💀💀
real
real
The fact that Voice recognition was able to make onomatopoeias out of someone playing the trombone is impressive, LOL!
Matt never fails to have me dying with laughter after watching a video🤣🤣🤣
Adfjdjsjzjfsfjs I posted that only 15 minuits ago and matt arl hearted it. This is why he's one of my favorite Utubers
I love how Matt sings the actual songs instead of reading them normally
4:56 I'M DYING OMFG 💀💀💀
SAME BUT AT 5:02 💀
SKULLLLLLLLLL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
💀💀💀💀💀
SKUUULLLLL EMOOOJIIIIIIIIIII
that second person needs to plug in their phone
1:00
damn, never thought I'd relate to Siri
So reletable
1:59 please don’t fuck with me siri
LMAOAO
BEAT SIRI UP BRO
@@vibhorsharma_1😳📸📸📸
@@RubyChocoCookie 😂
Its okay, he dont exist
My Alexa farts in the middle of the night unprompted 💀
SKULL EMOJIII💀💀💀
LMAO WHAT
she's sleeping!
2:27 siri be wild
@1-800-cringenowNinety six now
Skate 3 song
Songs that I recognize:
1:18 Self Esteem - Offspring
1:58 The Real Slim Shady(?) - Eminem
2:31 Call Me Maybe - i forgot her name
4:14 Last Resort - Papa Roach
5:04 All Star - Smash Mouth
also the last one was the BEST
I think the eminem one is “Kill You”! Also her name is Carly Rae Jepsen btw, but good job, I didn’t recognize any except for the two I pointed out
1:18 is blue by marina
"will you still love when im no longer young and beautiful" alternate reply "i never loved you."
2:30 the way Matt recreated "call me maybe" song and soon after "skull emoji" is golden.
If he ever has his own AI voice assistant, im 100% using it
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!
Do we have the exact same taste or what?
@@zkam900 it’s a comment bot, that’s why
@@skilfularcher it’s a comment bot, that’s why
Damn again
But I'm late oh noes
4:43 brings me back to the times when my sister and I as kids kept changing what Siri called our mom on her phone through the use of saying random nonsense and seeing what she'd interpret it as. Highlights include "How Do You Dog Where We Judita You Booboo I Love All You Dangled You Had Loads Of Little Black Car So I'm Not Going To Bother With A Bit A Bit" and "Poop LOL You're So Lowbrow You Make Me Laugh Sugar Attack And They My Butt Does Wu Chow Connection And Kling I’m Going I’m Going I’m Going I’m Going I’m Going I’m Going I’m Going I'm The King".
My sister did the exact same thing but with google assistant
i still do that lol
CHARGE YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE 1:16
AND GET SOME SLEEP!!
Im glad I’m not the only person who noticed this
THEY ARE! CANT YOU SEE THE BOLT!
Why were they singing at 2 in the morning
it _is_ plugged in!!
0:47
"hey! it's past your bedtime, you were awake past midnight now you can see the sunlight"
2:08 This one slayed me.
4:39 based
Matt is a natural at imitating a trombone. 🤣 I'm wiping away tears of laughter. Thanks Matt.❤
0:47 *go to sleep*
Ok
GO TO SLEEP 🔪🔪
ok 🛌
Go to sleep.
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, Egg.
6:35 had me in absolute tears fr
This is why I don't sing... It's actually not but you get my point.
6:06 lol wasn't that in a "internet's most absurd lies" video
average kurtis conner enjoyer
kurtistown citizen?
@@saturnzmatz yessir 💪💪
Hi fellow citizen of kurtistown
@@duckoqx hell yeah
3:30 OMG THE AMOUNT 😂
Hello fellow riggy
@@TonialeshiaYOUR A RIGGY FAN TOO!? 🤩
@@GalaxyGaming503 YEA
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1:35 siri is the equivalent to satan. thats how you summon him/her
sometimes you can change siri's voice, but i call them a she/her because of the default voice
5:36 i wonder how the coworker felt after seeing that message 💀
Man the emotions I felt when he said woo woo wah waa woop was breathtaking
“My little fat boy oh little fat boy”
*That’s not nice.*
Matt makes Siri sound like she has to go through this every day and she's NOT happy about it
1:32 DAMN SIRI 🔥🔥
Siri once overheard me and my friends in the middle of a Cards Against Humanity game, I think she’s scared of me now.
3:08 this one was so funny
6:36 POV you're watching Shaiden Rogue
Or Red MEGALOVANIA
4:19 nct at the crime scene as usual
didn’t expect anything less from them really
real
2:17 killed me 😂😂
wasn't expecting the brief yungblud cover but i appreciate it very much
Yess!!!🖤🖤🖤
That last one absolutely floored me, Matt! 😂😂😂
The emergency services 💀 Already off to a great start
The NCT one summoning the whole fandom lol
we r everywhere
2:50 i got twd flashbacks…
me too
@@TheAutisticFrog thank god it wasn’t just me lmao
Yeah that seems about right
@@Executable_file_404X ?
What’s twd?
As a trombone player, Matt's trombone impression was spot on.
Imagine singing a Will Wood or Penelope Scott song and this happens.
Black box warrior comes on and all Siri hears is fjsjkfldlsllfldkshrjskwlfmfj
And this is percicely why I don't have a siri.
Because my playlists prominently feature Will Wood, AJJ, and The Mountain Goats.
The real horror story here is everyone's batteries
For real though